That’s a pretty good Brit voice

@alannielsen4099

6 жыл бұрын

Quinton Reviews That's a pretty good review channel

@hiwelcometochillis3249

6 жыл бұрын

Quinton!

@harmogy

6 жыл бұрын

Get back to the Garf Gab comment section

@JamesUnderscoreZero

6 жыл бұрын

DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO BLOODY HELL I DO AGREE GOOD SIR YES INDEED

@luvmydub

6 жыл бұрын

"That’s a pretty good Brit voice" This is true. I reckon we should glass him.

Excuse me, I am 6'7". I get kicked off rides for being too tall. Where's my article about how oppressed I am?

@Wednait

6 жыл бұрын

Shady Doorags you have to write your own one same as the fat bitch did.

@genghiskhan6688

6 жыл бұрын

yeah dont be lazy remember to include sad bits about being called a lanklet and feeling depressed

@ProStateExaminer

6 жыл бұрын

Just get shorter.

@willsim813

6 жыл бұрын

talk about how oppressive it is and unfair that women are more attracted to you than shorter men

@BeriaLima

6 жыл бұрын

Talk about the felling of being used every time someone asks you to get something in the top shelf :D

I never noticed the jawline before but now I can't... stop... looking... Chiseled like a diamond pickaxe

@loganb.2029

6 жыл бұрын

HiddenXperia oh hell yes

@RoadManYT

6 жыл бұрын

never thought I'd see you here lol

@bungiesblueflames

6 жыл бұрын

HiddenXperia just noticed it too

@H20No

6 жыл бұрын

I know right?

@ThatDudeWithTheGFace

6 жыл бұрын

agreed chris is handsome

Could I be too fat? No. It is the chairs who are wrong!

@unoriginal5839

6 жыл бұрын

Jake Goodrich physics are wrong

@dismountman3932

6 жыл бұрын

The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.

@Tunkkis

5 жыл бұрын

@@dismountman3932 Got to upvote tuhat H2G2.

@pqbdwmnu

5 жыл бұрын

Nope, it’s gravity that’s oppressing me

@johnnyrocketz7808

5 жыл бұрын

Jake Goodrich Feminist Logic

Chris: "women was depressed Donald trump won the election. " and I'm just sitting here thinking "why was Donald trump mention in an article about fat people in roller coasters?"

@bobdylan568

5 жыл бұрын

I have no idea what on earth you were trying to say with this comment Liked

@ColinG943

5 жыл бұрын

The ride is called Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey, and it’s not a roller coaster, that’s Dueling Dragons and that one is closed. It’s a Dark Ride/Simulator using Kuka arm technology.

@annihilist2426

5 жыл бұрын

Clark Griswold nerd

@EndEverEsports

4 жыл бұрын

@@annihilist2426 yes more please

@Twib01

4 жыл бұрын

Because Donald Trump is the reason for everything being bad. Donald Trump told Universal to not build fat rides.

First they came for the books... and I said nothing. Next they came for the movies... and I said nothing. Then they came for the video games... and I said nothing. But now... they dare trespass ON OUR MEMES?

@mints5112

6 жыл бұрын

Nice literary reference

@tissuepaper9962

6 жыл бұрын

Then, they came for my rollercoasters, and there was no one left to say anything for me.

@oraftery3557

6 жыл бұрын

You must be this wide to ride

@davidthorp01

6 жыл бұрын

Spike Viper I see you are a man of culture...they shall not taketh our memes...for so long as we defend this internet. We shall fight them in the forums, we shall fight them in green text, we shall troll them on reddit and in their comments, and with what memes that we have left. We shall fight them with growing confidence with our brave shitposters, of which the pissy normies have slowly fallen back to...We shall never, Surrender! And should one day, they succeed and take our memes from the internet, we must hope that those of us from around the globe across the once memed world, will continue to shitpost irl until the sleeping Giant of liberty may rise again and free our internet from those whom wish to kill it in their conquest.

@ProxyDoug

6 жыл бұрын

They came for our video games...hold the fuck up☝

A new Chris Ray Gun video? Has it been 6 months already?

@FishyFrenzy101

6 жыл бұрын

You mean Jontron video? Whoops he's on a one year cycle now.

Steven Hawking died because he lost WiFi. RIP 😭

@josehernan4466

5 жыл бұрын

that killer bean drawing 😍👌🔥

“Every roller ride would just be a child catapult at that point.” I think you meant, “late term abortion”.

Pretty sure that Donald Glover himself doesnt even care. People make 9/11 memes, memes about murder, and child predator memes and no one bats an eye...but make a meme about this music video? Holy shit...too far man..

@unkelTP

6 жыл бұрын

Horseman Secretariat 9/11, who gives a shit.

@shiro4230

6 жыл бұрын

I think it's cute that you think nobody bats an eye about 9/11 memes.

@AssassinKillua15

6 жыл бұрын

Shiro most don't... What's making actual headlines?...don't make 9/11 memes or don't make This Is America memes? Tumblr is actually losing their minds over it. You dont see the same level of concern for other memes that have to do with 9/11. I looked up "don't make 9/11 memes" and only one thing came up. There's 3 headlines on the first page of google when you look up about This is America memes that talk about why you shouldn't make them.

@sonikku956

6 жыл бұрын

Horseman Secretariat Donald Glover knows the internet all too well. He was in Derrick Comedy, an early viral comedian group on KZread, he's mentioned 4chan multiple times, and he's even released an album called Because The Internet.

@shiro4230

6 жыл бұрын

I think you should be able to joke about anything legally, but that doesn't free you from social consequences and you shouldn't be shocked when people stop associating with you because you make terrible jokes. The Vice Tweet mentioned in this video is telling people they shouldn't make memes about a serious video with a serious message, which is obviously a stupid idea on the internet, but they aren't trying to tell you that you're not allowed to do it, just that you shouldn't. *shrug*

The audio is out of sync. No clue why. It plays fine on the original export, plays fine in Premiere. I guess KZread is just fucking me with its enormous ethnic penis. Sorry for the issue :(. -- EDIT: Evidently it fixes itself at 720p ... wow

@Chokmuf

6 жыл бұрын

Chris Ray Gun ur dads a lesbian btw

@zeikgold

6 жыл бұрын

Chris Ray Gun totally fine on my end. KZread for ya.

@easysnakeoven6185

6 жыл бұрын

Fuck Ronald Dahl. He's an asshole.

@brandonbeining7106

6 жыл бұрын

Chris Ray Gun audio looked fine for me?

@RobYTACC590

6 жыл бұрын

dude, i've edited hundreds of videos and I didn't notice that.

When Chris pulls out the English accent: *this isn't America*

Donald Glover, a comedian, named his first goddamn album “Because the Internet.” Not meme-ifying his songs-no matter how “serious”-would be offensive.

@Courier_333

4 жыл бұрын

Twas his second album

@TheH10ne

4 жыл бұрын

And he is a terrible person fuck that guy

@Courier_333

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheH10ne why

@TheH10ne

4 жыл бұрын

@@Courier_333 major case of tds he tries to play the victim card despite the fact that he is a millionaire....fuck that guy

@Courier_333

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheH10ne I've seen no cases of that. Lol honestly I do think tds is a real thing.... But I also think dick riding trump is a thing too. Let's not forget that trump raised drone strikes 400% and has bombed hundreds of thousands of people already, has not brought home any troops despite him saying it. He said the iraq war was a big fat lie in his campaign in 2015. So why are we still there?

"I better start planning for the 500k milestone i wont ever hit" Chris - 2016

@KelBShobra

6 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/gK2Ly5R8lq2bedI.html heres the jfk song for anyone that wanted it

I was kicked off the harry potter ride for being too big, i walked off smiling and hung out in the bookstore then went on to watch fireworks. See, its not that hard to get over. Now go eat half the amount of calories and walk a mile a day.

@edgardeloera2874

6 жыл бұрын

Kingrockkid NERD!!!!!

@tyrel5150

6 жыл бұрын

it takes thicc skin to get over that

@GameMasterWLC

6 жыл бұрын

Kingrockkid Gg mah boi

@UriGerhard

6 жыл бұрын

he body too big for he goddamn seat

@lukelblitz3627

5 жыл бұрын

@@tyrel5150 if my skin is too thin do my thicc thighs make up for it

"People who identify as fat or plus size." Being fat is an identity? Like, we got a list of identities here: gay, trans, ace, demi, *fat* Since I'm skinny, does that mean I identify as skinny? Am I skinny-kin?

@Copyright_Infringement

4 жыл бұрын

I identify as underweight

@randomduck8679

4 жыл бұрын

IntroducingGod no because that means you're privileged

@sirius7_mnlol721

4 жыл бұрын

What is "demi"?

@itsPlasma06

4 жыл бұрын

@@sirius7_mnlol721 People who claim to be half-something, half-something else, like in "Demigod"

@nobodygoodfr9556

4 жыл бұрын

@@randomduck8679 The only privileged people in the world of weight are those dudes who can gain muscle like it's nothin' Like, come on, man. That's not fair

Memes are HOW we respect people here on the internet. If you become a meme because you died, you have been bestowed with the highest honor you could br on the internet.

@dajuanmoten7278

4 жыл бұрын

Its like an badge of honour if it's good and a dunce hat if it's bad

@kokosnotenXD

3 жыл бұрын

@@dajuanmoten7278 harambe will welcome you with open arms

@dajuanmoten7278

3 жыл бұрын

@@kokosnotenXD I'll jump into his arms

@chairride4502

3 жыл бұрын

It's like a white elephant

@victoriaacdominationis4289

Жыл бұрын

If it is a respect actually we are totally desperate as humanity.

When I was young my dad told me, "Don't look at those magazines under the sink in my bathroom." "Sure thing dad."

@sketch-eee4165

6 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Menning Were they chick magazines from Ed, Edd 'n Eddy?

"success genuinely terrifies me and sometimes i self sabotage by not putting out as much content..." 17,000 users later........

@mikeharris6429

6 жыл бұрын

Justin it's up to 30k now

"Let's move on to our next [topic], it's about fat people" Me: *gets a pro-Trump ad* "Heh, nice"

@zackreynolds21

4 жыл бұрын

I got a Popeye’s Chicken one....

is no one gonna talk about the Stephen Hawking joke at 6:35 because I'm dying over it

I had no idea Kurt Cobain faked his death so he could start Nickleback.

@vlada

6 жыл бұрын

O K nah,... even dead, Cobain could probably write better songs

@mr.cuddlesworth3144

6 жыл бұрын

Kurt Nobrain.

@Infernape7890

6 жыл бұрын

I thought he faked his death so he could focus more on Weezer.

@wjefoiafjalfkjadfjk7045

6 жыл бұрын

Nickleback isn't even the worst rock band of their time. People only hate them because it is a meme.

@epicperson7071

3 жыл бұрын

Gargoyle I saw that theory too lol. It’s kinda a weird one

"identify as fat" can do this now? die me

@justinreyes8082

6 жыл бұрын

Loiuzein Allieran - I just can't wait till identifying as a millionare becomes legal

@thatgirl6155

6 жыл бұрын

"I identity as a millionaire and it's an act of violence if you don't award me three million dollars."

Favorite part: MY NAME IS JFK AND I DO FEEL SAFE IN MY AUTOMOBILE DOOO DOOO DOOO. Totally not offensive

@pqbdwmnu

5 жыл бұрын

My name is JFK, and boi I sure do feel, ever so gosh darn safe, in my automobile

@nolanmoore4937

4 жыл бұрын

My name is Jackie Kennedy and I do feel safe for my husband in his automobile DOOO DOO DOO. The second verse.

@tylerfoster5881

4 жыл бұрын

Art

@AnonymousJohnAutobon

4 жыл бұрын

too soon

@brobot1656

4 жыл бұрын

We need an extended verison

I'm 6'4 and can barely fit in most rides, due to actual genetics. THIS IS DISCRIMINATION, I DEMAND A CHANGE!

@Adelaide_Transit

4 жыл бұрын

6'4 is bad but imagine being 6'7 and hitting your head on a door frame.

@codymoncrief8478

4 жыл бұрын

Ki Joyce Brutal.

@are3287

4 жыл бұрын

Well you couldve taken up smoking and a malnourishing vegan diet at the age of 4 and you'd be like 5'7 instead, your fault

@codymoncrief8478

4 жыл бұрын

Are whoops, forgot to check my privilege.

@pretendtheresaname9213

4 жыл бұрын

The *legs* don't fuckin fit

"...more and more Americans identify as fat or plus isze." Identify. IDENTIFY. 'Hey there.folks. I'm Cassie. Yeah, I'm actually only 40 pounds but I identify as a 400lb guttruck named Horace.'

@adamisfruit9517

6 жыл бұрын

arcanics1971 gut truck?!?!? I’m writing that one down!

@kalebdillard6389

6 жыл бұрын

Legend

@jimmyjohnjoejr

6 жыл бұрын

This is sad.

@texteel

6 жыл бұрын

oh come on, thats just icing on the cake (or it would be, if it wasnt eaten before the icign could be applied), did you seriously expect them to make any sense?

@Psyshimmer

6 жыл бұрын

holy fucking guttruck

A ride can be designed that is suitable for all body types. It's called a bench. They are usually available just outside the entrance to the roller coasters.

@triciaf61

6 жыл бұрын

what if you break the bench cause of your weight?

@ryw00d

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel A Freeman SiTt yoUR ASS oN tHe GrOUNd... thanks

@tristensnider

6 жыл бұрын

i think if theyre too fat to be on a ride they can use their own blubber as a chair

Chris: “I really like his music” Chris in literally 15 seconds: “I don’t like trap music”

@IzayaLee1725

3 жыл бұрын

You can like a specific artist in a genre but not like the genre. I don't like country but I listen to Johnny Cash alot

Dude, that was a really good impression

11:52 Not gonna lie, nailed our accent.

@cinemachief8253

6 жыл бұрын

Been seeing you a lot

@amfinc2

6 жыл бұрын

You mean Russell Brand's accent?

@Linty

6 жыл бұрын

That accent sucked

@celenanowak9143

6 жыл бұрын

Anime Sins you watch Chris Ray Gun

@YukonHexsun

6 жыл бұрын

Not to be a pedantic ass, but which one? You guys have like a shit ton of accents in the UK, and even just in Britain. I'm going to assume "London accent" if that's even a thing. Idfk, I'm American, I have no idea what the rest of the world is.

Does anyone else keep rewatching Chris’ recent videos until he uploads again in a month?

@booptystoopty8464

6 жыл бұрын

It's depressing.

@feartheghus

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@josipmiljak7325

5 жыл бұрын

M8 we still meme everything

@ripleyandweeds1288

5 жыл бұрын

i keep watching this vid just for the intro bc its that funny

@sirsmiteful6285

5 жыл бұрын

Deleted Meep yea, and also, I don’t know why but I just imagine a Black Heavy from TF2 Stock posing and it being Tom ever since I saw the meme at 5:48 of him...is that weird?

That stephen hawkins meme was actually hilarious

You definitely deserve your success. You are super witty and hilarious. I lolz in most of your videos and your videos are super re-watchable. I’m on my second round now and picking up on some hilarious, sneaky, witty gems .

"If it seems that I am quiet today it's because I am recording this at 4 in the morning" reminder he says this after he yells his JFK parody of the Cleveland show theme.

"And here we have the Westminster tower, commonly known as 'Big Ben'. No-one knows the significance of the intricate circular pattern on all four sides, but historians believe it was once used to predict the weather."

@dan5609

6 жыл бұрын

That One Guy unfortunately there is just no way of knowing for sure....moving on. 😂

@Private_Colceri

6 жыл бұрын

Others speculate that it may have been used to follow the movements of the stars, but it is truly technology of a savage and bygone era.

@rokizu

6 жыл бұрын

That One Guy a

Huffington Post... *I weep for the Future...*

“Every ride would just be a child catapult at that point!” -Chris ray gun

That British accent tho

@LiefTheBeef

6 жыл бұрын

Funny Myth It's really damn convincing lol

@doktorfish6143

6 жыл бұрын

"DOCTOR WHO! DOCTOR WHO! BLOODY HELL!"

@allytg1

6 жыл бұрын

Its surprisingly good

My mom is pretty overweight but still allowed on rides. So to not be allowed on rides gives me a concern about just how massive that woman must be

@virtualwastrel

6 жыл бұрын

Lithia Exactly

@AlexvrbX

6 жыл бұрын

She sometimes wears Big Ben as a dress. What passes for "locals" in modern London still can't tell what time it is.

@Lightscribe225

6 жыл бұрын

Big enough to where she should consider changing her lifestyle instead of demanding the world change to her lifestyle.

@dickmelsonlupot7697

6 жыл бұрын

Lithia I heard she had to be baptized in the Pacific Ocean. And that due to her size and weight she has her own gravity and thay gravity randomly pulls junk food into her black hole of a mouth

"A fridges worth of weight" ...I love you Mr. Ray Gun

Memes are just the safer, more welcoming version of rule 34. If it's out there, it's been memed.

The fat people roller coaster issue is easy to solve. Put every roller coaster boarding platform at the top of at least 30 stair steps.

@StarWarsomania

6 жыл бұрын

Chilly Jack 30? Come now, you wouldn't need more than 5.

@SuperNuketown2025

6 жыл бұрын

And also make the entrance wide enough to fit 1 normal person at a time

@KoongYe

6 жыл бұрын

Chilly Jack bloody brilliant

2:52 "Memes are kinda like uhhhh, Kurt Cobain." *Picture of Chad Kroeger* Never laughed this hard in a while.

@TheSoup222222

6 жыл бұрын

Mr Linda - Kurt Cobain was the lead singer of Nirvana until allegedly shooting himself. Chad Kroeger is the lead singer of Nickelback. Edit: Formatting

@thetattiescones6633

6 жыл бұрын

Dr Dashery lol

@andrewwinslow9315

6 жыл бұрын

chad creamer he hates them both, or at least chad

5:31 ohhhh I recognize Shadman's work anywhere!

@Sig_1998

4 жыл бұрын

5:16 to?

@formerlyskidsinmyute

3 жыл бұрын

Shame

@totally_not_a_troll

3 жыл бұрын

@@formerlyskidsinmyute For you maybe, I'm proud

I've been giong through some shit and your videos have helped me through depression. I "watch" your glasses off like a podcast and watch, rewatch, and enjoy your Ray Gun Recaps over and over again. Thank you for such good content. Keep it up!

“No memes allowed” Only for the EU it would seem

@0.001mm_tolerancy

6 жыл бұрын

nope

@mrward6510

5 жыл бұрын

Nope, they spin it as hate speech or something

@liamskeen2884

5 жыл бұрын

but... this is america

@redacted1648

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@leahsander5490

4 жыл бұрын

What?

I'll take the headline "I was too fat to use a Harry Potter ride" than "Imensily fat woman kills 30 children in Harry Potter ride". Sorry Hagrid, you'll have to walk on this one.

*pokes with stick* yo, do something! Like a new video or 3 back flips in a row or a sandwich

@jacktaylor148

4 жыл бұрын

Attempts 3 backflips

Watching this in 2022 and it's still as great as 4 years ago. You rock, Chris

I refuse to believe that writer actually believes This is America shouldn't be meme'd. They MUST be trolling us for clicks.

@ChrisRayGun

6 жыл бұрын

nickkingofearth without a doubt

@dudeistpreist5721

6 жыл бұрын

nickkingofearth I was wondering what the fuck joy boys thumbnail was.

@rekrn12345

6 жыл бұрын

This is America video is a meme itself. The entire video is a joke. It definitely isn't music.

@lilykatheryn7872

6 жыл бұрын

rekrn12345 gambino is a mastermind and the song and video are both dope, change my mind

@choreboy988

6 жыл бұрын

Definitely a marketing ploy.

You never come up on home page or recommendations anymore which sucks cause u and this channel are just fantastic

Chris, i only recently started watching ur content and ur already one of my new fav content creators on this site. Like for real u've made me nearly piss myself from laughter like 5 different times with the shit u've said lol. keep up the great work, man!

I'm sorry but the "Stephen Hawkins' last words" joke was hilarious and I burst out laughing

For too long, roller coasters have excluded people shorter than 4 feet tall, I say we throw out the height measurement signs, and just let everyone on! Also, this will be the choice of the company, so when I get hurt, I can sue them to hell and back.

@-AAA-147

6 жыл бұрын

You mean hell?

@oiwithyou

6 жыл бұрын

AAA he clearly means help. How would hell make any sense?

@vantretiredargumentativedu7763

6 жыл бұрын

I think you mean "help my back" instead of "help and back".

@-AAA-147

6 жыл бұрын

Anvillior "Sue them to hell and back." vs. "Sue them to help and back." I dunno man, you decide.

@oiwithyou

6 жыл бұрын

AAA well only one of them makes sense grammatically.

God one of those online therapist ads came on right as you said "and it goes a little something like this." and there was ukulele in the ad. The timing was just so good I thought it was real

This is the first video I watched of yours and it's still my most quoted thing

All i got to say to them is: THIS IS AMERICA, MEMES IN YOUR AREA, I GOT THE SHOP, I GOT TO EDIT THEM

"Hey look at us, we are VICE. We go to North Korea and war zones, we glorify drug dealers and rioting! We are so edgy! Don't make memes tho"

your videos are like quality shitposts that actually have some substance. I dig it.

Gotta love the monthly uploads xD wish there was more

@SupremeVerdict

6 жыл бұрын

I never got into JonTron so I wouldn't know the exact struggle, but I could imagine the pain of waiting half a year for a vid xD Soon it will be all too real with Chris Ray Gun :p

Is this loss? Is this a shadman post? Is this idubbz with a strong jawline?

@spectator7269

5 жыл бұрын

Luke Ramirez Is this the New Yorker Pyrocynical?

@bigman489

4 жыл бұрын

Luke Ramirez *iDubbbz *weaker

@randomdudethatexists3409

4 жыл бұрын

| | | | | | |_

@CallanElliott

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think you could have a strong jawline with Ian's chin...

@ne0ns0wl46

4 жыл бұрын

Is this a boner?

Christopher Raymond gunther? Where have I heard that before? I don't let my girlfriend watch your channel, specifically because of your jawline. She's damaging our brand new pillow top mattress.

@v11cu96

6 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he prefers orange or lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverages?

@imasiontist653

6 жыл бұрын

RennsReviews hey it's my favorite little boy on the whole internet

@pizzaman5165

6 жыл бұрын

I just noticed that his youtube name isn't weird, its just his actual name but shortened

@screamtoasigh9984

6 жыл бұрын

RennsReviews maybe that C. Thomas Howell movie "Soul Man"? Ha. He'd make a hilarious remake. (Bonus: sjw heads exploding).

@MrRafaelBCK

6 жыл бұрын

hes doing all the hard work of getting her prepped for you

11:00 Holy crap, that's Great Yarmouth! Also, great video. Just subscribed!

It's the only channel I can think of that actually makes the sponsor ads entertaining.

* Sees “HELP!” on screen in background * C-Chris...? Are you ok? Are. You. Being. Held. Against. Your. Will?

@Vegasboy1038

6 жыл бұрын

Blink twice if your kidnapped

@xx-sof-xx

6 жыл бұрын

It's the same as that weird girl a while back. I wanted to make a meme, but I don't remember her name

@nob2243

6 жыл бұрын

Sofie Petersen Guess you're talking about Marina Joyce

@xx-sof-xx

6 жыл бұрын

nob2243 yeah, thanks!

@MrRafaelBCK

6 жыл бұрын

help backewards is PLEH think about it

Not only am I going to parody This is America, I have my cast lined up: Childish Gambino - Thanos Person Shot in Chair - Gamora Person Who Takes His Handgun - Red Skull Choir - Peter Quill, Stephen Strange, Peter Parker, Groot, Drax, Mantis, T'Challa, Wanda Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Bucky Barnes

@zechariahaceituna6930

6 жыл бұрын

I get it!!!!! in the words of the emperor DO IT >:)

@plazmasoul

5 жыл бұрын

Wheres the gofundme where I can fund this masterpiece

@anotherhuman2542

5 жыл бұрын

This is Titan*

@Taikofan04

5 жыл бұрын

STOP

You are the only creator that makes promotions so entertaining, you cant skip past them...

CONGRATS 500,000 SUBSSSSS CHRISSSS

Dollar shave club:Saving all of your favorite youtubers.

@lozmanpretzel2638

6 жыл бұрын

Tonka Babić Shaving all of your favourite youtubers ;)

@blankflank3488

6 жыл бұрын

General Coma it's kinda sad that you would unsub just becuz it takes too long to click through the video to find the end of the sponsor. also the length of the sponsor doesn't really determine the amount of content. if all he said was "this video is sponsored by Dollar Shave Club", there would not be more content in his actual video, it would simply mean that the overall video would be shorter. perhaps they make their commercial longer now becuz of KZread's demonetization? i would guess that the longer you talk about the product, the more you get paid. but that is only a guess. i agree that it's annoying when they put it at the beginning, but if you thought his content was worth it, you would stay. seems you do not think it's worth it. is it really so bad to just skip ahead? even if you have to click a few times, it would take less time than watching the commercial.

"Don't make the memes pls"*cracks knuckles* well I know what to do now

@TheWarOfGhostsmusic

6 жыл бұрын

Godspeed Allie, there's much work to be done!

@atlaspressed

6 жыл бұрын

You do realize they are just using reveres psychology on you, to get you to make meme's right?.

@dishmanw

6 жыл бұрын

Allie Marie Hold my beer.

@davidthorp01

6 жыл бұрын

atlaspressed Probably, doesn’t mean that there’s the possibility of making them reeee from any and every corner of the planet...

@gs4011

6 жыл бұрын

Me: Oh you fuckers are asking for it now.

Holy shit this is pure gold, i really love your videos.

Three years later this is one of the most memed music videos ever.

R.I.P. Ugandan knuckles: we all loved you while you were alive, but the 12 year old’s got you.

@nemui_tora

6 жыл бұрын

There is always the aftershock of a meme that has ran it's course. Simply keep using it intermittently to trigger over dramatic backlash. It really extends the shelf life of memes at the cost of other peoples expense.

@ct183

6 жыл бұрын

Sam The DankLord the meme sucked ass

@nemui_tora

6 жыл бұрын

See it's already working by just mentioning the meme. ez

He feels like a walmart idubbz I like him

@KelBShobra

6 жыл бұрын

more like Derry Queen vs McDonalds

@sarahlinna505

6 жыл бұрын

JJ please learn how to spell dairy

@iii2524

6 жыл бұрын

*iDubbbz

@NeedyForMusic

6 жыл бұрын

D P which is what he's always done. First it was Kickstart crap, then bad unboxing and then content cop which was the thing that made him famous. Idk what else he should be doing rn

@iii2524

6 жыл бұрын

D P The squirrels he's saved would like a word with you

cool video Holmes and Im gonna get the dollar shave kit so thanks again for the deal. - finally a useful commercial!

When Chris said, “fat people”, an ad for KFC delivery through Deliveroo started.

Holy shit that British accent was pretty much on point

@OdaSwifteye

6 жыл бұрын

Adam Bronicki Hanging out with British skeptics is finally paying off.

@Binerexis

6 жыл бұрын

Honestly the best English accent I've heard being done by an American

@cor955

6 жыл бұрын

Honestly for a moment he sounded just like Christopher Titus in his British Batman skit. You're making us look stupid! kzread.info/dash/bejne/dKB9ybaiYKqyn7w.html

@bobblehat6603

5 жыл бұрын

Not a British accent. Chris affected a Dick Van Dyke pseudo-cockney accent. Every region of Britain has its own distinct accent and dialect. These are: England: Received Pronunciation (sometimes called "the Queen's English" or Standard English in British English) Northern (In the North East, local speech is akin to Scots)[4] Cheshire Cumbrian (Cumbria including Barrovian in Barrow-in-Furness) Geordie (Tyneside) Hartlepudlian (Hartlepool) Lancastrian (Lancashire) Mackem (Sunderland) Mancunian (Greater Manchester) Northumbrian (Northumberland and northern County Durham) Pitmatic (former mining communities of Northumberland and County Durham) Scouse (Merseyside) Smoggie (Teesside) Yorkshire East Midlands West Midlands Black Country Brummie (Birmingham) Potteries (north Staffordshire) Coventry East Anglian Norfolk Suffolk Southern Cockney (working-class London and surrounding areas) Essaxon (Essex) Estuary (middle-class London, Home Counties and Hampshire) Pompey dialect (Portsmouth) Kentish (Kent) Multicultural London (London) Sussex West Country Anglo-Cornish Bristolian Janner (Plymouth) Dorset Scotland: Scottish English comprising varieties based on the Standard English of England. Highland English Scots is either considered one of the ancient varieties of English with its own distinct dialects or a distinct Germanic language separate from (Scottish) English. Insular Northern Central Southern Wales: Welsh English Abercraf Cardiff Gower Port Talbot Isle of Man: Manx English Channel Islands: Channel Island English Ireland: Hiberno-English (Irish English) Ulster Belfast Derry South Ulster Ulster Scots dialects West Donegal Leinster Dublin Dublin 4 (D4) Inner city Suburban Dublin Dundalk Wexford town Connacht Galway city Mayo Sligo town Munster Cork city Kerry Tipperary Limerick city British Overseas Territories: Akrotiri and Dhekelia Anguilla Bay Islands: Bay Islands English (although under the sovereignty of Honduras since 1859, some islanders still insist that they are British) Bermuda British Antarctic Territory British Indian Ocean Territory British Virgin Islands Cayman Islands: Cayman Islands English Falkland Islands Gibraltar: Gibraltarian English Montserrat Pitcairn Islands: Pitkern, also known as Pitcairn-Norfolk or Pitcairnese (a creole language based on an 18th-century dialect of English and Tahitian) Saint Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands Turks and Caicos Islands

I’ve been on that ride in universal. If she’s actually fat, there’s no way she would’ve been safe on that ride. It puts you straight up on your back, almost upside down. She would either break the damn seat, and almost certainly have a stroke.

The only thing exemt from memes is Stan Lee's death.

@mr.miscellaneous9144

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody: No one ever: Stan Lee: Excel-

@thatboiuknow8580

4 жыл бұрын

Ur right it still hasn’t happened

@greatshinobi-owl3120

4 жыл бұрын

Stan Lee? more like Stopped Living

“I know you’re soaked”is my new catchphrase.

I'm a straight male but damn is that jawline hot

@bigdumby6915

6 жыл бұрын

C For Salty Conner... what are you doing here?...

@vossboss220

6 жыл бұрын

C For Salty would 100% fuck that jaw line

@LAZYB00GiE

6 жыл бұрын

C For Salty lol gay

@chrono7792

6 жыл бұрын

Have you ever wanted to delete a post?

@magicalframe9441

5 жыл бұрын

NIGGA U GAY

That impersonation of a British person is more on point than a real British person.

After pausing the video and actually looking at the sheet music I finally get it this is like the fifth time I watch this video and I never paid much attention to it

This is the first video I watched of his, and now I'm addicted, help me

I love this gosh danged channel

@wolferine6466

6 жыл бұрын

laowhy86 change your profile picture

@Creedio90

6 жыл бұрын

dont say swears

@darkpsii0

6 жыл бұрын

wtf is this nigga doing here ?

@burradao2419

6 жыл бұрын

yours too mate, hey from Shenyang

@Dean.AlAmriki

6 жыл бұрын

laowhy86 watch your profanity

That JFK song literally BLEW MY MIND!!!

@strionic770

6 жыл бұрын

I didn’t like it, but it was a NICE SHOT

@michealwilliams472

6 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I didn't see where it was coming from, but then it hit me.

@Thebossstage1

6 жыл бұрын

Gave me a head ache tbh

Congrats on 500k+

Your vids are fucking awesome, bro. They make my day and I really hope you succeed.

I thought Spider-Man's message was "I don't feel so good".

@__Yukon

6 жыл бұрын

av4d I thought it was "Don't get bitten by spiders"

@cyberninjazero5659

6 жыл бұрын

snow How do you get DON'T from that story? If anything it says Spider Bites are boss as fuck!

Child catapults sound like a great idea

@OdaSwifteye

6 жыл бұрын

Austin Esquillin It's called a trampoline.

@IndeedVancho

6 жыл бұрын

Oda Swifteye not high enough

@cheesi

6 жыл бұрын

Austin Esquillin We have truly revolutionised warfare. Child soldiers? Pathetic, try child projectiles.

@IndeedVancho

6 жыл бұрын

Cheesio 350+++ damage 120--- mental deterioration 400--- financial stability

@waffleman983thegreat6

6 жыл бұрын

A child trebuchet would be better because it is the superior siege engine.

You are objectively the best person on KZread

I hate it when there's no music listed in the description, like the one in the beginning. It's the same music in Nwahquest.

Vice? More like...um...not nice? Got em?

@abrarrahman2809

6 жыл бұрын

Incredible Canemian got em

@XD-yb4lv

6 жыл бұрын

Incredible Canemian get h*cked on vice

@goblinking8257

6 жыл бұрын

ha got em

@makadoz

6 жыл бұрын

Mommy. If gat

@NostraFnDamus

6 жыл бұрын

Damn son, you savage

11:48 nice to see Sargon make an appearance.

@dae207

6 жыл бұрын

Will Cooper help I don’t understand

@thegloriouspyrocheems2277

6 жыл бұрын

He missed the "cretins" part 😬

@YHLGguitargeek

6 жыл бұрын

黒Kuro Sargon is a teen in the UK who can't tell time.

@WhiteSage2

6 жыл бұрын

Soygon

@nob2243

6 жыл бұрын

Really? Holy crap, I thought it was Pyrocynical

in the first 3 minutes, he makes a cleveland show joke, a jfk joke, a kurt cobain joke, and plays shooting stars the fastest i've ever subscribed to something

Dude I'm British and in school and while I can tell the time on analogue clocks, I have been sat next to people who can't and it's just astounding

The thing about the Vice article is that I was looking for the format for the childish Gambino shooting meme, and Vice gave me the perfect picture

Christopher Rayman Gunther's hit singel "automobile" lyrics: My name is JFK! and boy I sure do feel. ever so gosh darn safe. in my automobile.

@kingkorubi0317

6 жыл бұрын

I want a full version of this song

That is the best description of memes I've ever heard.

So basically this channel is going to hit 600,000 subscribers by the time he puts out a second post 500k video.