Laser daddy please PLEASE CALM DOWN

@lunasperidot8760

6 жыл бұрын

Quinton Reviews I love how one of my favorite creators has neigh identical taste to me. Its great. Love your stuff q.

@Rangernewb5550

6 жыл бұрын

I require more avant garde art you hack fraud

@yourneighborhoodfriendlyal3087

6 жыл бұрын

Fuck off dad. Mind your business and pass the Cheerios.

@jobvanderdoelen6512

6 жыл бұрын

Quinton Reviews you spend a lot of time on youtube

@MrBardTard

6 жыл бұрын

No, Laser Daddy needs to lay the funk down.

2pac didn't died for this

@solringen6599

6 жыл бұрын

3pac did

@mech0p

6 жыл бұрын

this is still better than lil pump

@syph5646

6 жыл бұрын

No because he never even died open your eyes sheeple

@BingleFlimp

6 жыл бұрын

Tupac's dead?

@avinaash175

6 жыл бұрын

hes not dead lmao

I'm only a level 7 white male which means I haven't unlocked teleport yet.

@someguy4384

6 жыл бұрын

Robert Emerson Shoulda multi classed with Jew. We get Teleport almost as early as Asians, but we get the added bonus of extra money and a higher credit score, as well as a +3 to interacting with banks.

@jonsimpson6240

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I stuck with white male, it was great until the .72 pach nerfed it. I should multyclass into alphabet soup.

@ruidecas5640

6 жыл бұрын

I took Slavic subclass of white male that gave me resistance to cold and alcoholic intoxication. Unfortunately, it comes with a drawback of being a scapegoat for leftist media.

@MuffinHunterX

6 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't recommend sub-classing into bisexual. It keeps getting erased. I hear gay is getting severely nerfed too when the oppression Olympics patch launches..

@AngelofEresos

6 жыл бұрын

I bought the really rare expansion material, and personally enjoy the Polish prestige class. It has a lot of the benefits of the Slav and European Nationality Nobody Cares About base classes, but it trades the capstone abilities of the full classes. My favorite skills are Niche Liquor, Dingus Day, and Holocaust Cred.

"If you're a white man you can effortlessly achieve your dreams" "Ha Ha! Steve can't even get a girlfriend!"

@bossmrsgamer4675

4 жыл бұрын

Its a lie because we cant say are emotions and fell lonely

@b3rz3rk3r9

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA! REAL FUNNY! And now if you excuse my sorry, unemployed ass; I'm gonna play GTA and wonder where the Hell my life went so wrong.

@apollojenkins4046

4 жыл бұрын

@@b3rz3rk3r9 Enjoy your GTA ill play COD and wonder where your IQ went

@b3rz3rk3r9

4 жыл бұрын

@@apollojenkins4046 Trust me, I wish I knew, pal.

@apollojenkins4046

4 жыл бұрын

@@b3rz3rk3r9 don't we all? since 2010 the whole world has gone into the negatives with it

rapping for jesus is still the greatest rap of all time.

@derpysheep5872

4 жыл бұрын

Not until it gets shittyfluted.

@mynameisseangeldart

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like I should disagree with you but I’m failing to find an argument.

@wastelandlegocheem

4 жыл бұрын

That's cuz jesus chris is our NI- Abc News: REEEEEEE

@Explosive_kittens

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@nunyabusiness168

4 жыл бұрын

At least better then this shit.

For a politically cringy rap about wanting people to stop making politically cringy raps, that was pretty damn good.

@breelef2441

6 жыл бұрын

Yo sitch! Love your content, keep it up!

@jackhazardous4008

6 жыл бұрын

They had good flow. And I hate and love it

@thesaltmerchant4564

6 жыл бұрын

One word, effort

@Withano

6 жыл бұрын

PSA Sitch yea man,

@dontpanic7153

6 жыл бұрын

Word!

> Tell group A they're horrible and all their achievements are on the backs of group B > Tell group B that group A is essentially the cause of all their problems > *_Expect group A and group B to live together peacefully_* What could go wrong? :D

@zaferoph

6 жыл бұрын

Lol SJWs and extreme feminists in a nutshell

@serkif1

6 жыл бұрын

Literally the plot of the Rwandan Genocide

@VegasA3

6 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something the Germans would do in the 30s and 40s.

@serkif1

6 жыл бұрын

I would like to make an addition to my last comment: Literally the plot of *just about all* genocides.

@goggles8691

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like American history

“White people’s life is a breeze” *LAUGHS IN STEPHEN HAWKINGS*

@dabi5967

4 жыл бұрын

*RIP*

@coltmartin152

4 жыл бұрын

Roboticly hehs

@Flannel-Channel8837

4 жыл бұрын

Laughs in neanderthal

@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668

4 жыл бұрын

@@Flannel-Channel8837 Neanderthals aren't even human though, so technically they're oppressed too.

@SC-ce3vp

4 жыл бұрын

Life was a wheeze

Can we appreciate the beautiful irony of feminists accusing that Kevin 4chan archetype of being someone that sees everything as a personal attack

@jackrabbit1704

4 жыл бұрын

They must’ve ran out of ways to shame innocent people, and were forced to go full hypocrite

@baconvideo8413

4 жыл бұрын

It’s like watching them speak to a mirror.

@lucca3084

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackrabbit1704 ain't that IRONIC!????

@Sorakeyblademaster37

4 жыл бұрын

And of being mean on the internet?

@wastelandlegocheem

2 жыл бұрын

They straight up said Ross got fucked up the ass by society treating him like shit and completely ignore it. They promote the kinda bullshit that alienates average people yet they blame the alienated people for not being happy while being alienated.

It's not a real Chris Ray Gun unless Tom Sweeney fears for his life.

"There's no harm in it" These videos are aimed at kids. What do you think is going to happen when you start telling a bunch of children that some people get handed everything to them on a silver platter just because they look a certain way. This is absolutely going to breed envy and racial contempt.

@thecookiemeister5374

6 жыл бұрын

Chase Kozol if people are going to be swayed by shittacular politcal rap then they were probably already a lost cause

@Ixamontreal

6 жыл бұрын

The CookieMeister children don't even know that the world keeps existing when they're not looking at it until a certain age lmao. wouldnt say such a young mind is difficult to persuade

@christopherwilliams9418

6 жыл бұрын

I mean, it's not entirely incorrect, they do mention that the guy in their song was born to a well-off family, which isn't true of every white male. Honestly my only gripe with the whole concept of privilege is that more often than not people tend to put emphasis on racial privilege over class privilege, which IS a factor, but I think class matters way more than race in modern America, especially today when the poor are getting poorer and the rich are getting richer.

@KingHalbatorix

6 жыл бұрын

Christopher Williams privilege doesn't exist to anywhere near the extent you believe, go get your head checked with a pipe wrench

@Randomeaninglessword

6 жыл бұрын

Especially when in the second song they have a white guy who's "disenfranchised" because "his life hasn't turned out like he planned". You think building up the expectation that people are going to have an easy, effortless life based on skin colour is going to help with this entitlement problem you're saying exists?

"Kevin sees a kid show from five months back and he feels like he's being personally attacked" Oh boy the irony

@JMcAfreak

3 жыл бұрын

Best part: It was a thinly veiled reference to Sargon of Akkad, who had put up a video of him laughing his ass off at the Privilege Rap and talking about why it was bad.

@theblackbaron4119

3 жыл бұрын

I can taste the irony, it's palpable. Or it's blood, might be blood.

@Brent-jj6qi

2 жыл бұрын

@@JMcAfreak which is even better, because Sargon isn’t white

@EnemyAce88

9 ай бұрын

Meanwhile they see a statue that was built 100 years ago and can't sleep at night.

"White" people are also born in countries they have to flee, ever heard of Bosnia? What about all of the former Soviet Union?

@checampbell927

4 жыл бұрын

*looks in Polish*

@beanhead5037

4 жыл бұрын

South African white farmers are being purged

@rovhalt6650

4 жыл бұрын

@@beanhead5037 They dont care about that. They call it "that's what you get for being racist".

@mahmud7645

4 жыл бұрын

@@rovhalt6650 Chill out man I don't think they are that delusional. They maybe would say that Bosnians aren't really white because they are muslim or eastern european something, which is still bad.

@rovhalt6650

4 жыл бұрын

@@mahmud7645 I get what you mean mate, but I've been around and seen some crazy people. I live in Sweden. Trust me, they don't care.

“Kevin feels personally attacked” -people who feel personally attacked

@killcharge4338

5 жыл бұрын

I Kevin feel personally attacked by this post lol

@Kevin-vr9np

5 жыл бұрын

"instead of looking at himself, Kevin likes to blame the world" - people who instead of looking at themselves blame the world

@killcharge4338

5 жыл бұрын

@@Kevin-vr9np lol I felt a.disturbance as if every Kevin saw this and screamed and where suddenly silence. I am a kevin

@---tw6qk

4 жыл бұрын

White guys are the only people it's acceptable to personally attack.

@someBody-bp1vc

4 жыл бұрын

Ye

I used FaceApp and put the "young" filter on a photo of Steven Hawking and it looked like Chris Ray Gun.

@TauGeneration

6 жыл бұрын

🤔hmmm 🤔 Chris ray gun = bastard child of Steven hawking confirmed?

@Adamant_Adam

6 жыл бұрын

D a d d y

@michaelkeating9624

6 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, I visualized it, now I'm dying of laughter.

@gingie2542

6 жыл бұрын

I can't decide whether to use your comment to say Chris is a genius or a disabled vegetable

@gatst7680

6 жыл бұрын

nerdatron Why not both

"I'm not racist" is the only political rap allowed to exist

@trumanbadra8003

4 жыл бұрын

its helped by the fact that it wasnt super biased and was written by someone with talent

@orangemaniabrother2232

4 жыл бұрын

It argued the trump supporter side terribly though, Tom McDonald's Politically Incorrect and White Boy are far more real and to the point

@thegrayghost1786

4 жыл бұрын

@@orangemaniabrother2232 The fact that you think Tom McDonald's "White Boy" is "real" is revealing enough. Even Tom McDonald himself backtracked from that garbage.

@Oboreru493

4 жыл бұрын

Joyner wasn't a arguing sides he was discussing stereotypes between black and white Americans and showing they can settle their differences and focus on the actual problems. You clearly don't understand the song. If like to see what you think of Happy Birthday by Joyner of you can't understand I'm Not Racist

@math1410

4 жыл бұрын

guys what about joey bada$$?

“It’s because they were born with more privilege” Later “And instead of looking at himself he likes to blame the world “ Wait a minute. Didn’t you just say it is the worlds fault?

@fisher2536

3 жыл бұрын

I noticed that also

I love how they make fun of Kevin for feeling "personally attacked" WHILE THEY LITERALLY PERSONALLY ATTACK HIM

@FreeFromAllThings

6 жыл бұрын

Yea fuck Kevin he is the main problem in the world

@AutomaticDuck300

6 жыл бұрын

It's not globalism or Islamic terrorism or mass immigration or the erosion of civil liberties or global warming or Hillary Clinton. It's fucking Kevin. Fuck you, Kevin.

@thethrashyone

6 жыл бұрын

Only these SJW-y femtard types can say "Men aren't entitled to women's bodies!" and "Ahahaha pathetic neckbeard can't even get laid!" in the same breath and not even notice the irony.

@BrothaMan831

6 жыл бұрын

ロボット鳥山 except globalism erodes individuality.

@KevinTucker1997

6 жыл бұрын

Fuck you too man

Huh, I never knew I could teleport.

@zane9107

6 жыл бұрын

Me either

@doombybbr

6 жыл бұрын

nah, one of the requirements is being wealthy, which is a much bigger factor than all of those other things combined to whether you can cross the river of dreams.

@knocks42

6 жыл бұрын

ikr

@almightyshippo1197

6 жыл бұрын

If you take the teleportation with the context of the 'rap', it's like they think that being a white man gets you straight to the top of an organisation without any intermediary steps. No, we still have to work harder than we have ever worked in our lives, kill ourselves with stress and overtime, demean ourselves and become slaves for the corporate empire, all just to get one step up from the entry level position we started at. This privilege thing is nonsense.

@NotesOfInebriation

6 жыл бұрын

exactly almighty shippo. I busted my ass to get where I am and had to compete in a highly competitive field that is dominated by asians. I dont diminish their intelligence or hard work just because they're the majority where i am. it's fucking insulting how they diminish the accomplishments of others and THEN in the other rap have the audacity to create that male character who blames the world instead of himself for his failures. talk about irony and/or hypocrisy

“White people’s life is a breeze” *5 year old me starving in Sacramento* “Kay?”

@jadenscott8047

4 жыл бұрын

But it is, you’re seen as the most desirable, successful and genius race. What type of discrimination are you facing on a daily basis there lmao white man?

@disfukinmansrighthere3120

4 жыл бұрын

Jaden Scott Basically you saying that we don’t have to go through shit.....

@disfukinmansrighthere3120

4 жыл бұрын

Jaden Scott Oh and being classified as the school shooter if you don’t have money, And us having the highest suicide rate Automatically assume we’re republican (which I find a bit insulting, judging my beliefs off the color of my skin isn’t the best feeling) Written by A 14 year old democrat in Cali, have fun mate.

@disgruntledtoad2585

4 жыл бұрын

Jaden Scott imagine thinking that being a minority is the only problem a person can have. YOU need to pull your head out of your ass. i was sexually abused from the ages of 4 to 10. i was physically and psychologically abused for years in the cult i grew up in. my mom would film me while my dad pinned me to the floor and screamed in my ears for hours at a time. the cult leaders encouraged this. but i choose not to be a victim of it. and i am a white woman. does racism exist? hell yeah it does. is it a horrible thing? hell yes it is. but it is not the only problem this world has. get the fuck over yourself. take a look around. play the victim and you will he the victim.

@user-xv9kb2vs5f

4 жыл бұрын

@@jadenscott8047 Being able to call other races weak without being labeled a racist sounds a bit.. privileged🤔 And don't even try pretending like you face some kind of discrimination on a daily basis lmao, you still have 2 out of 3 'privilege' boxes checked, and the only hate crimes going around are the Jussie Smollett kinds. Pop that bubble of yours

“I’m gay.” ~Chris Ray Gun 2018

Rap is like stealing a car stereo, it helps when you have black friends.

@fanrosefabrose9457

5 жыл бұрын

I love this comment

@SeventhShadow27

5 жыл бұрын

I go to a predominantly white school, not saying there's anything wrong with that tho (it's Pennsylvania) and my chem teacher was playing some Christmas music. My friends said they wanted to hear it. I gave a signal to one of my other friends in that classroom to distract the teacher. I sneak in, unplug the radio, stuff it in my shirt, then run it back to my friends. We do our work and play music, and I return it in the end. Chaotic neutral.

@lucaswassink3039

5 жыл бұрын

Pock3tkn1fe 23 ok?

@fanrosefabrose9457

5 жыл бұрын

@@SeventhShadow27 fucking mad lad

@ternedo6074

5 жыл бұрын

Pock3tkn1fe 23 r/thathappened

“Remember when things were nice?” No 🙂

@Schnipah

6 жыл бұрын

Billy K I was born into a life of pain and misery, so no.

@PogausorusRex

6 жыл бұрын

It's been a few years. You might not have been born. You fuck.

@michaeleanthonyjr

6 жыл бұрын

They were nice when I neglected the harsh realities of the world. But now I'm a realist and everything hurts but in a good way.

@proneymaloney963

6 жыл бұрын

Billy K pepperage farm remembers

@theapexsurvivor9538

6 жыл бұрын

Nope, but I jacked off to the pain then, and I'll continue to do so until I die...

Australia is suspended from making rap music. Y'all need to reflect and think about your actions.

@Alzter0

4 жыл бұрын

ABC's hosts are garbage, they are so fucking detatched and the whole "we're cool guys look at us HASHTAG YOLO MEMES HAHA" bullshit is repugnant

@offbrandbiscuit

4 жыл бұрын

@@Alzter0 I'd blame the transition from ABC 3 to ABC ME for the worsening of this "haha wow we're so cool and hip" mentality the hosts have.

@NoaWatchVideo

3 жыл бұрын

Noo go listen to hp boyz they make up for this I promise

The second rap sounds like feminism. "She sees a man spreading his legs and feels like she's personally attacked"

@rovhalt6650

4 жыл бұрын

I wish women would stop spreading their legs too.

@graysonadams153

4 жыл бұрын

@@rovhalt6650 and what about big purses, or shopping bags.( not the same if shopping for a family but still takes up extra space)

You should call your audience your “Raybies”

@Nickolov707

6 жыл бұрын

Chris has Raybies to support him

@its_not_sevward2975

6 жыл бұрын

The word your looking for is "Doorgunners"

@cardboardhawks6783

4 жыл бұрын

Rabies?

@hedgewitchmalcontent

3 жыл бұрын

I broke the 420. Lets see how many dislikes I can get

@theblackbaron4119

3 жыл бұрын

*foams from the mouth* Finally! Some representation.

It's nice to see don't hug me I'm scared is still making content....

@Fire-Manz

6 жыл бұрын

I don 't think markiplier would play this one. 3 scary 5 me

Nothing will win against the masterpiece that is "Rappin' for Jesus" though

@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457

2 жыл бұрын

Not even Jesus himself can win against that one.

WRONG: there is one white girl who can make political raps. ShoeOnHead

@YuiTheWeeb

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but she calls out bullshit so I mean

@Zplayz112

4 жыл бұрын

Yes I see your logic

@dabi5967

4 жыл бұрын

*YES TRUE THANK YOU*

@tylerdavis2435

4 жыл бұрын

Hey

@Thug_Nuts1

4 жыл бұрын

Love shoe

I like how the women don't care that Ross has developed a personal teleporter. Ross has developed the technology to transport living matter from one location to another, and allow that matter to maintain its momentum, direction of movement, biological processes, thoughts, memories, etc. and store it on a piece of personal technology. Ross is a damn hero, God bless you Ross!

@janehrahan5116

6 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Ross is single... I doubt it, and if he is he'll go for a 20 something rather than their old out of shape asses

@samhands275

6 жыл бұрын

But he’s a straight white male

@hexum7

6 жыл бұрын

Angry Squirrel Productions Whoa. Missing the point on purpose is so funneeee

@samhands275

6 жыл бұрын

hexum7 🚨joke police🚨

@jameschild8432

6 жыл бұрын

Ross didn't develop or create any personal teleporter. He just simply evolved the ability to transport his molecules across long distances and reassemble them flawlessly. Apparently, all white well-off males are capable of this biological miracle.

To quote Tom Sweeney “Sometimes I think the Atom Bomb is just a way out.”

"Your IQ is as high as an electrical socket" I don't think I've ever heard a sicker burn. Dang.

As an Australian, I can whole-heartedly apologise for our female "comedians"

@commonsense9306

4 жыл бұрын

American feminist “comedian” are no better. We’re all fucked...

@zedocta3855

4 жыл бұрын

@@commonsense9306 you right

@thesingularityproject4042

4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry bruv, all feminists are absolute eggs everywhere

@Just_S.A.M.

4 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe these people took over good game spawn point, no wonder the show tanked all of a sudden.

@6Six6Six6Bruh

3 жыл бұрын

Feminists in general suck.

A second Chris Ray Gun video in a single week? Weirdest April Fools' ever.

@justanordinarycritic4953

6 жыл бұрын

*Best April fools ever

@Sagittarian1202

6 жыл бұрын

The prank is the fact that he's going to betray our trust and not upload for another few months

"Meet Kevin, he used to be nice. But then he became disenfranchised." That's funny, I thought straight white men were impervious to becoming disenfranchised.

@MrHodoAstartes

6 жыл бұрын

Brad Reed Effectively the entire Internet rap is just bitching about "kids these days". If your example of a "good" internet user is a mid-30s woman who engages with it on only the most surface level and is absolutely politically disinterested, then you don't even understand what it is about. Or privilege, ironically. They just state that this young man got disenfranchised and don't even ask how or why. Oh, your lady is a socially successful and established person with a good job. That's nice. But why did this boy never get there? Why is he a sour loser enviously looking at the success of others? You actually live off of your damn privilege here, ladies! You have a job no guy could ever get, backed by an ideology that would be laughed out of the room if it was about guys. But that aside, they just state that not being on the internet in the first place is a good and safe way to engage it. That's basically abstinence only internet etiquette. Don't talk to people, don't engage, don't question. Or you will be one of those losers who feel a need to do anything beyond sharing cute puppies and cake recipes. Which is the most shallow and myopic outlook you can have not only on the internet, but also on the wider social and political landscape. "Don't question. Don't be negative. Be successful. Be pleasant. Be shallow. Or else." That's just the established middle class telling people not to threaten their pretty bubble of positive affirmation.

@ca4brandon378

6 жыл бұрын

Björn Czaia TL;DR loser

@ZenoDovahkiin

6 жыл бұрын

Björn Czaia People fear what they dont understand. Master Debator Good reply. I like irony.

I'M GAY AND I'M HERE TO SAY! He went so southern it killed me.

"It's a harmless video." My heart, lungs, liver, brain, pancreas and colon disagree.

@l0sts0ul89

6 жыл бұрын

Can I sell them?

@Valstrax69

6 жыл бұрын

Franco Martins also, my eyes for watching it and my ears for listening to it

@KurosakiNaturo

6 жыл бұрын

L0ST S0UL Not really, they might be shit but I still need them.

@fanfictionwriter4707

6 жыл бұрын

My head and it's throbbing pain would argue otherwise.

@Wargoat6

6 жыл бұрын

I take it the colon got the worst?

Why am I getting a Don't Hug me I'm scared vibe from that second rap

@gheleonthedriven649

6 жыл бұрын

Fiona Campbell The second rap was a response to the internet finding the first and taking over the comments section to voice their displeasure. Sargon has 3 short videos on it at The Thinkery if your interested.

@78declan

6 жыл бұрын

I thought the exact same thing lol

@aaronyandell2929

6 жыл бұрын

Ich habe das gleiche gedacht.

@Mugenri

6 жыл бұрын

I'm reminded of the sex offender shuffle for some reason.

@theclocktower3258

6 жыл бұрын

Fiona Campbell clad in not the only one lol

the only political raps that are good: ERB Obama vs Romney ERB Trump vs Clinton

@LibertyLocalizer

4 жыл бұрын

What about the political compass rap?

@benji45645

4 жыл бұрын

Also Matt Best's conservative vs liberal rap battle

@overwatchistoxic5891

4 жыл бұрын

Also rucka rucka ali

@Oboreru493

4 жыл бұрын

You're Forgetting about Joyner Lucas - I'm Not Racist

@TomAZ1984

4 жыл бұрын

I think Cucked by Mr Bond did a pretty good job of capturing not only the social relevance of a meme, but also the pitfalls of a lifestyle.

I come back to this every once in a while because the end rap is such a giant mood

Politically correct rap is basically weaponized autism. Not to mention, they would crumble in an classic mw2 chat lobby.

@samueladams7282

5 жыл бұрын

Logan Seriani hahaha I’m dead. I’d be blessed, or maybe cursed, to be placed in that chat. Ig i’d have to experience the mixture of pleasure and pain

@UltmateKngofNothngthest

5 жыл бұрын

@@samueladams7282 first time?

@badbeardbill9956

5 жыл бұрын

Weaponized autism? Don’t lower autism to their level

@soygato2722

5 жыл бұрын

Bad Beard Bill thanks man

@indyvisualist

5 жыл бұрын

See first read that as Politically Correct rape is basically weaponized autism and yet my cringe level was not changed when I realized the error...... Weird Huh!

I personally think your "Asian Jake Paul" diss track was better.

@despacito902

6 жыл бұрын

ThePlamzJoker That’s *I R R E L E V A N T*

@missanthropy6060

6 жыл бұрын

a classic

Jesus those girls went from admittedly hot to [REDACTED]

@John-Stark

4 жыл бұрын

I know right?

Eminem over a Decade ago: "Who said you can't rhyme words with orange?" Meanwhile: "HIMSELF - THE WORLD" ... I'm dead xD

That’s funny they said that Kevin blames the world for all his problems when that’s literally what being an SJW is all about.

@fnerXVI

6 жыл бұрын

mrburns805 these types are extraordinarily good at projecting.

@adrin181

6 жыл бұрын

its funny they said kevin blames the world when the world is literally demonizing him for being born white and male and these kinds of raps and messages are whats causing it

"I'm gay." - Chris Ray Gun 2018

@mrtoxic5004

6 жыл бұрын

im not sure if it was chris who said that or idubz...

@Mattgyver31786

6 жыл бұрын

It's a gay space alien Jew...? Curiously intriguing. 🤔

@Mariopwnzu

6 жыл бұрын

april fools

@thatonegooze

6 жыл бұрын

chirs gay run*

@mattmark94

6 жыл бұрын

isn't idubbz dead?

As someone who’s childhood friend committed suicide; I laughed the hardest at the handgun joke 💯👍🏿

@rtten239

4 жыл бұрын

Some people get triggers by that but one of my family members comited suicide but it’s really funny

So I’ve heard that the second rap is a response to the negative backlash received by the first one

Wait are these glasses just cosmetic at this point? I thought you got Raysik

@CAMERABOI

6 жыл бұрын

Nerd City he’s Clark Kent. He’s most powerful when the glasses come off.

@redvelvet5374

6 жыл бұрын

Sssshhh, you know too much

@thribsilva

6 жыл бұрын

Nerd City Can't do " glasses off" when you wear no glasses. Well, you can, but it does not have the same effect

@abinknew3539

6 жыл бұрын

Collab plz

@Mitch93

6 жыл бұрын

Nerd City Latino problem glasses.

That intro has aged like fine wine

2.5 years later, and the ending rap is still amazingly relevant

oh no these raps are australian. like, from a government-funded australian company. i'm so sorry, chris, on behalf of all australians

@TechShowdown

6 жыл бұрын

I was so happy it was Aussie and not Kiwi, I was about to feel so ashamed lmao

@miless.9429

6 жыл бұрын

Michaela I want to forgive you but I just can’t

@ok-lm9ns

6 жыл бұрын

I noticed that straight away and desired death. Also I swear I just saw you earlier in the comment section of some video called “Things I didn’t notice about Australia until I moved away” or something like that.

@planetfixer

6 жыл бұрын

The sad part is that the ABC is probably the best mainstream Australian TV Channel

@datnamedoe1624

6 жыл бұрын

I would like to say that we are smarter than this but our media just decided Fortnite is a violent videogame that should be boycotted so...

As an Australian, I sincerely apologise for what these fellow Aussies have done.

@Wanejla

5 жыл бұрын

As an Australian I feel you're pain

@WinterAlbiero

5 жыл бұрын

Sorry you pay tax dollars for this :(

@preferredduck1

4 жыл бұрын

Feed em to the great whites, or dingos

@Runz32

4 жыл бұрын

No worries. In the US we have the same garbage but instead of attempting to rhyme it to music, our screwballs just SCREAM!

@CERAlice

4 жыл бұрын

As i german, i understand your suffering

"it's a harmless video" That video: *gives me cancer* Me: -willingly stops my heart from beating-

"The simplification of complex topics into things hollow enough for Logan Paul to vlog it" holy shit you fucking killed them dude

I don't care if you are right or left don't make political raps Just don't

@hanz2904

5 жыл бұрын

WHAT IF I AM A NAZI (i am one...)

@OddSifr

5 жыл бұрын

You should check Rucka Rucka Ali.

@dogbread4

5 жыл бұрын

Socialist Republic Of Macedonia ball then what the fuck is wrong with you

@FutchCassidy

5 жыл бұрын

...unless you're Dan Bull. _saving the internet, one rap at a time_

@Rspsand07

5 жыл бұрын

Stolniygrad, Mr. Bond, and Mr. Liqz are pretty great.

If white people can teleport how come Kevin didn't get to teleport.

@taliakellegg5978

5 жыл бұрын

because he's gay that's why woman won't date him and why he watches rick and morty

@julianwest4030

5 жыл бұрын

I'm sure that the rest of the office would've enjoyed that chili.

@Willmurphy333

5 жыл бұрын

Julian West got the office reference

@NivekTheEnigma

5 жыл бұрын

@@taliakellegg5978 You're a mean one Mr.Grinch

They talk as if they are from don’t hug me I’m scared

I didnt know Idubbbz made a 3rd channel

@xzero6850

4 жыл бұрын

Goobassy he actually has 3 channels lol

As a citizen of Australia, I formally apologise for this "rap".

@BboyKeny

6 жыл бұрын

To be fair, you paid for it, so you should apologize.

@MyMinininjas

6 жыл бұрын

D E F U N D

@gabrielgregory6029

6 жыл бұрын

Kenny Omg oh god you're right.

@kellymoderator5253

6 жыл бұрын

everyone email the ABC and tell them this is not acceptable xD

@Enchie

6 жыл бұрын

This is how wars start.

Wait, I can teleport?

9:00 Leaving this for all that juicy rap lines he spits

Wait why does this sound exactly like Don't Hug Me I'm Scared? It gotta be the same voice

Why is this guy the political iDubbbz?

@koreaface

5 жыл бұрын

WonderfulFilms he’s not really political

@alexdurst5745

5 жыл бұрын

He does at some points sound exactly like IDubbz

@pcrana1

5 жыл бұрын

Chihuahua-like twitching Idubbbz

@myrenos6589

5 жыл бұрын

@@alexdurst5745 thought the same thing

@DuBstep115

5 жыл бұрын

@@alexdurst5745 He sounds like Tyler1

So Kevin feels personally attacked by the internet and blames the world? Sounds like the mindset of a different group.

@ZenoDovahkiin

6 жыл бұрын

They can't teleport because they put all their skill points into projection.

This just showed up in my feed. I'll be back in a few days, I'm gonna be bingeing your videos.

As a representative of Australia. I apologise for this content

@omeloithemarshmallow7663

4 жыл бұрын

Do you need a hug my child?

We are number one.

@sociallymatti

6 жыл бұрын

Batman's Pet Goldfish Hey Goldie!

@bane2201

6 жыл бұрын

*trumpet sounds*

@OnideusMadHatter

6 жыл бұрын

*asian man points his middle finger skyward*

@jaimethissen7046

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, we are.

@StuartRedman

6 жыл бұрын

BRING IT BACK

Chris is my favorite Australian white woman.

@kamikaze3510

6 жыл бұрын

Well u beat me to it... might aswell upvote

Like if Chris ray gun has more talent than you’ll ever have.

@absoluteunit4581

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't like

@SJMORG

4 жыл бұрын

Nah bro metal player just let me get my djent stick

I swear to god I thought this video was made this year because of the opening

For clarification Kevin was disenfranchised and blaming the world for his problems which isn't okay, but refugee Stevie complaining about being disenfranchised and blaming the world for her problems earlier is totally okay for.... reasons?

@pesshau6508

6 жыл бұрын

Pussy pass.

@dontpanic7153

6 жыл бұрын

Kevin was fucking a straight white male.

@somethingusername2538

6 жыл бұрын

Olivia Indeed........ Though he was told he sucks all day, every day. We have a word to describe such a thing, I can't seem to put my finger on it though....

@thezdude8512

6 жыл бұрын

Alex Tardif Hmmm... gee, I wonder.

@naejimba

6 жыл бұрын

One was a white male; guilty of the original sin by birth. He must repent and admit he is racist and accept Franchesca Ramsey as his lord and savior who sacrificed MTV to die for the sins of all personkind.

The thing that really bothers me about the privilege rap is that the white guy gets a teleporter. Where's my teleporter? I'm a white male born and living in Canada. Where's my free ticket to success?

@matthall9688

6 жыл бұрын

And then like... in the second internet video the white guy is disenfranchised. Where is his teleporter? Did he miss sign up day or something?

@vicvinegar6828

6 жыл бұрын

Pshhhhh. Canada. You have to come to the USA for your complimentary teleporter.

@arsarma1808

6 жыл бұрын

Canadian pesos don’t hold value well enough to buy teleporters!

@Nixeu42

6 жыл бұрын

Yup. While I can't say that coming from a wealthy background, not being born in a warzone, or being in good health (I'm not going to include sexuality, race, or gender in here, because those aren't as relevant, if at all) aren't factors in achieving one's dreams. Being an Olympic Athlete, or a Noble-prize winning scientist, or a best-selling author, on the level to go down in history, those things aren't so easily achieved.

@miloraca

6 жыл бұрын

Matt Hall the west has a 1st world problem! Social engineering at an early learning age is devolving our children, I'll check my white male privilege next time I'm up to my armpits pouring concrete in 40 deg heat,greetings from Australia, we are all doomed!

19:06 this is actually a really good roast

@rosaconneely8112

4 жыл бұрын

you got me

This was my first video introduction to Chris Ray Gun, very good

JonTron + iDubbbz = Chris Ray Gun

@DarkStreamsYT

5 жыл бұрын

J D how could you say something so controversial and yet so brave

@shmok3y

5 жыл бұрын

Debatable

@shoople

5 жыл бұрын

I like Chris but don't do those two like that

@camsterdam3896

5 жыл бұрын

Idubbz ? That's where chris gets his cringey liberalness.

@shoople

5 жыл бұрын

@@camsterdam3896 who is idubbz

.... .... .... *I GOT IT* They are actually extremely talented anti-feminists making videos to push people AWAY from Pc garbage. ..........right? No one can possibly be that out of touch.... right? It's trolling... it has to be trolling... god damn it please be trolling **Weeps silently**

@SwornHeresy

6 жыл бұрын

There there. Don't worry. **Nuzzle nuzzle**

@ericm3327

6 жыл бұрын

Time to live up to your name

@fredricbodhamn9182

6 жыл бұрын

Eric Martinez lol

@theentangledwiggler-man2344

6 жыл бұрын

We can only hope.

@Falxifer95

6 жыл бұрын

If only

"It's a harmless video" then why do I feel like self-harming after seeing it?

Nobody: Priviledge Rap: *_T H E W O R L D_*

@sirbiscuits2442

4 жыл бұрын

**Z A W A R U D O**

Chris Ray Gun's rap at the end was actually pretty legit, though.

@darksoulsismycity

6 жыл бұрын

I wonder if the instrumental was made by him or just found lying there on the internet... Cuz it sounds really nice tho...

@cymothoa.exigua

5 жыл бұрын

I come back to this video often just for that.

@elenchus

5 жыл бұрын

I ALSO CAME BACK TO THE VIDEO FOR HIS RAPS

Wait...so you're telling me that as a straight white male, I can teleport to different places? Where has that video been my whole life?

@kaimcdragonfist4803

6 жыл бұрын

Not that it matters. They didn't share the secret of HOW you can teleport to different places. I've been trying for three days and it's not working :(

@JustANyanCat

6 жыл бұрын

Kai McDragonfist They forgot to tell you that you had to be rich first :(

@kaimcdragonfist4803

6 жыл бұрын

Ah, there's the problem. My mom is a single parent and she's a teacher. We got by but we were hardly swimming in money. Dang.

@Fickji

6 жыл бұрын

Ross has been working for 20 years under the boss from Office Space. Ross deserves some teleportation powers.

@frct6273

6 жыл бұрын

You need to scan your white male privilege card at select outlets as listed on the white male privilege website.

the rick and morty line was honestly pretty good

watching this again in 2024 makes me miss these times so badly

4:26 "Here's this place where people from all around the world can share different views! "Wow, that sounds pretty happy!" No, it... it sounds _good,_ not happy. Why would you expect a confluence of all possible disagreements to be happy?

@alpovinnari5723

6 жыл бұрын

Because it rhymes with crappy and these sad excuses for human beings can't focus on writing better lines because fighting about genders on the "non-happy" and "crappy" internet has shortened their attention spans

@lukasdeekman9530

6 жыл бұрын

it *has* to sound happy to that it can *actually* be crappy

@notallopinionswerecreatede4465

6 жыл бұрын

You know the rap is so bad, that they had to turn off the comments for the video. These people clearly have no idea how to take criticism.

ok but that rap at the end was lit

@harmonylight9760

6 жыл бұрын

Yassss

@siddacious

6 жыл бұрын

This is what happens when you try.

@SaintKeeks

6 жыл бұрын

It was cringey though, it just sounded cleaner

why do you look like a 35 year old scott the woz

The intro for this video seems more relevant for this Easter!

Chris is genuinely better at rapping than a lot of rappers in mainstream music.

@shadowdested5870

6 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@BasedlordYama

6 жыл бұрын

Not really. I dislike a lot of mainstream rap, but this was pretty basic.

@marissakohn3461

6 жыл бұрын

its almost like hes a musician or something 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

@12201185234

6 жыл бұрын

Daku Except his goal was to make a cringey political rap. I'd say he nailed it.

@jario2970

6 жыл бұрын

No. Just no. It was a nice little sexy rap though, not gonna lie.

Hmm "Instead of looking at himself, he blames the world" Ignoring the horrible rhythm, isnt this basically the definition of feminism. 😕

@AngelRaivan8579-xh4fr

6 жыл бұрын

good catch! it's what shrinks call projection.

Years later and I still love this video

First time watching one of your videos and I have to say. I had my head bobbing at the end there 😂

Asian girl says "privilege" I start walking.

@dennyhebron3655

6 жыл бұрын

White people only make 80c for every dollar an asian makes

@sikid4000

6 жыл бұрын

Denny Hebron Good for them. I won't complain.

@everope

6 жыл бұрын

plivirege

Looks like Idubbbz has a new content cop

@IanEastonIsJesus

6 жыл бұрын

Zero260 "I'm gay, but I'm sexually straight because i wanna savor it" or however it goes

@dogpicture_

6 жыл бұрын

I wanna be gay! Cause you're fucked, and I'm gonna savor it!

Wish we could get Chris' rap in a video of it's own. Shit's fire!

I need Chris to just do music full time, cuz all his music is fantastic!!!

I can't imagine how you could watch these videos and live. You must be a greater man than me.

@faithrider94

6 жыл бұрын

Cheng Liu he has a large resistance to cursed objects after years of drinking bleach

@Huh118

6 жыл бұрын

Fucking Beta

@Odinsday

6 жыл бұрын

He wants to shoot himself every day but the KZread ad gods tell him no.

@Blackhandofset420

6 жыл бұрын

I can't watch this shit anymore without smoking a few bong hits. Its crazy how they don't even realize they are exactly the same if not worse then the rapping priests back in the 90's/2000 era.

I've been trying all day to teleport, but I seem to be insufficiently white. Or something.

@gamophyte

6 жыл бұрын

jorgamund07 you have to be wealthy too

@shotwell25

6 жыл бұрын

and straight.

@awkwarddumbass6949

6 жыл бұрын

jorgamund07 have you checked in your yearly White priviledge card yet? You can't teleport without checking it in, go to your local White priviledge bank to check it in.

@jorgamund07

6 жыл бұрын

Oh... so if I am merely white, and straight, and male, but NOT wealthy, does that mean I can only teleport 3/4 of the way across? Because that seems like a pretty dangerous place to land, I'd rather just start out in a boat and go safely.

@calvinlee8103

6 жыл бұрын

If you're white but can't teleport, you're either not straight, not a man, not wealthier than upper-middle-class, maybe being Republican has something to do with it, uh, cultural appropriation... or something... does being racist give you privilege? Maybe try becoming racist, and see if that will help you teleport. I'm a straight, white, middle-ish class male, but I can't teleport because I'm disabled; I need a cane to walk, so that has to be the one thing I use to define myself, since not having a difficult life makes you a bad person now, so I am defined by my disability and nothing else, since the good things in my life are supposed to cause me great shame. So if you teleport around me, you're being ableist, because the world has gone fucking insane and ranting about teleportation makes sense in this context, which is also fucking insane I can't stand this world anymore Jesus fucking Christ. (In any society that had even the slightest amount of sanity left, this comment would be completely indecipherable gibberish. The fact that someone can read this comment and know what the fuck I'm talking about is genuinely so, so depressing. I want to leave this planet and move to mars; not to live there, just to suffocate and die horribly Total Recall style. Seriously though, all of this is so fucking depressing. Remember when the world WASN'T horrible? Me neither.)

You got into it in the end there. Pure rap gold

Lmaoooo the tone of “remember when things weren’t bad” in 2018 comes off as so quaint

The girls in the second video have no idea how meter works.