"To all the women. We're sorry for gender neutral bathrooms" has me dying.

@tsarina24honolulu87

6 ай бұрын

The men's room is much cleaner.

@ThrifterGuy

6 ай бұрын

​@tsarina24honolulu87 Heck yes. I've worked in restaurants and malls and womens bathrooms are nasty.

@evanduckworth9681

6 ай бұрын

@@ThrifterGuythey hover and can’t aim 😂

@gill426

6 ай бұрын

Gender neutral bathrooms don't make sense in the first place.

@officiallydenise

6 ай бұрын

@@ThrifterGuyI’ve been in both restrooms plenty of times (I’ve also cleaned mens restrooms before) and HOLY COW mens restrooms are disgustinggg…graffiti, pen marks, dirt, urine, ect. And for reference I live in California and the women’s restrooms I go to are: the mall, McDonald’s, Burger King, chevron, and a few restaurants and they’re always so clean!! I really do hate gender neutral bathrooms …like did I ask to share a bathroom with men? When did I ask? 😭 I didn’t ask! So thank you Trey for apologizing for gender neutral restrooms

"Screw it, We gotta ride Bareback!" 💀 We love you Trey

@Tassie_Aus_Stephanie

7 ай бұрын

My fav line 😂😂😂😂

@abrownie19

7 ай бұрын

Same.

@KM-lu7nh

6 ай бұрын

Negative!

@kj7792

6 ай бұрын

Ewe🤢🤢🤮

@AdventSeth

Ай бұрын

The best part for sure!

The fact that trey put this much effort into a skit about having to poop really bad in a public bathroom is hilarious

Nothing worse than people banging on the door when you're tryna to do your business lol

@Mama_Bear524

7 ай бұрын

I hate single bathrooms. It’s torture

@ladennayoung2939

7 ай бұрын

Exactly. It is like wait or move around. It is obviously occupied.

@KM-lu7nh

6 ай бұрын

And worried that they'll get in. And then the person that comes in after you. Take the Poopouri with you.

'Sphincters don't fail me now' 😂

That is the cleanest coffee shop bathroom I've ever seen

“I’m a registered offender” 😂😂😂 This entire video is GOLD 😂

@kassi4837

6 ай бұрын

Don’t forget: “ I need this door to show up for me more than my parents” 😂

@kirstenaxelrod

6 ай бұрын

@@kassi4837 lol so funny 😂

@AdventSeth

3 ай бұрын

Why have you forsaken me!!!!

The fact that Trey can make something so mundane so hilarious is a testament to his talent.

You forgot to add the dispenser only having one square of TP in it!! 😂

@stephaniepapaleo9001

7 ай бұрын

Like on Seinfeld “you only get 3 squares”

@EpicoNubletto

7 ай бұрын

And the soap dispenser has gotta be empty too

@dmiller4088

7 ай бұрын

Or instead of the roll holder being round, it's a flat and wide rectangle so the roll doesn't rotate well. Resulting in 1-2 squares

@stephaniepapaleo9001

7 ай бұрын

@@dmiller4088 oh, so you’ve seen our office bathroom, then. 😂 😝 plus falls off wall randomly and the rest of TP gets tracked all around bathroom 🚽

@stephaniepapaleo9001

7 ай бұрын

@@EpicoNubletto and also you’ve been to our office bathrooms! 😂 no soap and wonky paper towels that only little pieces tear off and scatter all over counter and floor 😝

As a lady with IBS, I know this feeling in the depths of my soul 😢😂

@KM-lu7nh

6 ай бұрын

I wrote almost the exact same thing!!

@nadalineL

6 ай бұрын

Me too!

"Did i have a cup of coffee, or a gallon of sherwin williams Paint?" I felt that on a personal level

As someone with Crohn's, this is why I don't eat or drink in public. Like, ever.

@evercuriousmichelle

7 ай бұрын

I used to work in a small office where there was no anonymity in the bathroom, it was stressful because my body insisted on taking dumps at work! So if you have any tips, how do you navigate work?

@carriecree1789

7 ай бұрын

​@@evercuriousmichelleuse the restroom and spray air scent and wipe the toilet when necessary. Nobody should care if you aren't being vulgar or messy. I mean, it's sole purpose is to be used. As far as noises, it's all about not making any eye contact on exit

@donnamarsh3474

7 ай бұрын

Thanks for sharing. Crohn's is tough. Hope you are doing well. 💗

@evercuriousmichelle

7 ай бұрын

@@carriecree1789 Thank you!! ☺

@nadalineL

6 ай бұрын

I feel you! It’s is a challenging disease been dealing with it for 15 years, and everything in this video is spot on. It’s good to laugh 😂Glad I’m not alone

“I’m registered offender” - Trey Kennedy 2023

You usually make me giggle, but I laughed way too hard on this 😂😂😂

"I'm just playing a game of how long I can clench my crapper" 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 I was laughing so hard I had to pause the video

Tea drinkers never have to go to the bathroom, because that's how true Gentlemen operate

As a lady, I’d never ride bareback in a public restroom. Welcome to our everyday nightmare. 😁

@KM-lu7nh

6 ай бұрын

Me either!! And he needs to fold it over to make two-ply. That stuff is thin!

@JustMyOpinion_1

6 ай бұрын

@@KM-lu7nh Exactly! LOL

Bro's got the most diverse group of friends I have ever seen.

1:30am and I am trying so hard not to laugh out loud!😂 When he questions him for washing his hands🤣

Okay but the production quality in the last couple videos! I see you, Trey!

@home_eck

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, lots of work on details and still done with taste

Shreks about to leave the swamp😂😂😂

Also, when the toilet paper doesn’t roll down and you get like 2 squares at a time! 😫 And your kid being with you and they say out loud, “Mommy you stink!” 😂😂😂

Wow, for a 6’1” 180 lb white guy to have the fundamental ability to generate a one-time explosion powerful enough to be forever kicked out of a coffee shop is incredibly impressive. Mad respect bro 👏🏼

Kenyan blend had me 😂😂😂

It's always vaguely surreal when KZread comedians like Trey Kennedy do sketches with people besides themselves LOL. In other news, yeah, public bathroom emergencies are torture.

It should be illegal how hard I'm having to Kegel. 😂😅😂 Turtle's out of his shell...😂😂😅

I about peed my pants watching this! Been there done that, will happen again! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Conedy gold! I love the "Kenyan coffee" comment!!!! 😅

“Ride bare back” 🤣🤣🤣

You act like girls never light up the public toilet. I’ve got some horror stories from the ladies bathroom, too buddy. 😂

@Mama_Bear524

7 ай бұрын

Oh I don’t know if he’s ready for that. It’ll scar him for life.

@KytiaLamour

7 ай бұрын

@@Mama_Bear524 Lol!!

@Anna24529w

7 ай бұрын

As a janitor women’s bathrooms are far nastier than men’s.

@KytiaLamour

6 ай бұрын

@@Anna24529w I believe you!! 💯

@2EKgn16

6 ай бұрын

​@@Anna24529wI'm not a janitor, but I've worked in Office Management and the janitors used to complain. Also, observing the behaviour in a former office made me conclude that when it comes to office bathrooms and trash cans.... females are far nastier than males.

I laughed WAY too hard at this.

Turtle's coming out of it's shell! *Crying*😂

Lmfao "that won't do donkey!!!"

"I'm a registered offender. Don't come come near me!" I'm dead. 🤣🤣🤣

This video needs a million views. It’s HILARIOUS beyond words. He’s such a talented actor!!! 😅😂😂😂

This reminds me of my 2010 Dried Fruit Apocalypse at Home Goods. Haven’t touched a dehydrated apricot ever since.

@lksutton86

7 ай бұрын

😂 this made me lol

@stephaniepapaleo9001

7 ай бұрын

Dried fruit apocalypse 😂 😂 the dried fruit chronicles 😂

@lionessm235

7 ай бұрын

This happened to me and my sister when we were in our 20s. Thank God we were at our apartment when the dried apricots kicked in. “DON’T COME IN HERE!!!” We were each screaming as we tried desperately to get away from ourselves. Such a good, healthy snack idea! Never. Again. Never. Ever!!!! 🦨🍑

@stephaniepapaleo9001

7 ай бұрын

@@lionessm235 that’s awful! Eating one dried apricot could do it but if you’re eating them you don’t realize how much so then 💥 it’s too late…luckily y’all weren’t out! It’s funny when you wrote never,…NEVER bc I actually could hear you saying that 😝 N e v e r

@dukey19941

7 ай бұрын

Oh God, do they make you go? I'm anemic so that was one of the top foods my Dr. recommended for Iron. Oh boy.

The shear chaos of this video is what makes it so iconic. Well done 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I AVOID using public restrooms if possible but EVERY TIME I’ve needed one (for #2) without fail, someone comes to knock. I can NEVER take a crap in peace 😂

I was waiting for the "Not 1 ply!!!" comment hehee. This guy is pure gold.

this started happening to me when I was 28, so I switched to decaf and cut out caffeinated soda and the higher-caffeinated teas. Since doing that, I can eat spicy food again! Highly recommend! (though there's still a little bit of caffeine so it'll mess with me if its on an empty stomach or paired with sufficiently spicy food)

Seeing Trey Kennedy’s hilarious weirdness evolve is top tier😅😅😅

This is why we mostly have decent public bathrooms in Australia. As a coffee-obsessed country we’re dealing with a lot of Hazmat daily 😳😬

This was hilarious. Well done with the sound editing, too.

The Sherwin Williams paint line got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is why I do not do coffee on the way to work or while at work 😆

Man said "I'm a registered offender don't come near me" 😭

Shrek's about to leave the swamp... _That won't do, Donkey_ 😂😂😂💀

OMG!!! I have never laughed so hard. This was awesome!!

"Kenyan roast" was just chilling 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂 this was a true crime story Trey

Too relatable!! Precisely the reason why I stopped going to cafes in the morning to study even though I really want to spend a morning there.

"Tell my mom I love her" 😂😂

I loved everything about this!😂

"this must be Kenyan coffee, cause it ran straight through me" that was awesome comedy! #aKenyanfan

Love this!! It’s so funny!! I love Trey!

But why istis so accurate 😅🤣 Not the extra fiber😳🤣

@Mama_Bear524

7 ай бұрын

Way too accurate eh? I felt seen 😂

Wow. Wow. Trey’s videography is becoming insane. See ya tonight at the Melbourne show Trey 🙃

This is some _real_ side-splitting humor… _about_ having the side-splitting poop-cramps! 🤣 And, for the first time today, I’m _actually_ crying from *laughter* and, not from-well, you know, _not from sadness…_

Oh my word!! Trey!! This is amazing!!! Love it!!!😂🙃

Shreks about to leave the swamp is crazy

I love seeing KC local places in your videos! Great as always

Its SO Weird Seeing Him Without Fake Braces On!

@FIatts

7 ай бұрын

Lol your comment isn’t a news article title why are you typing like that😂

"Why have you forsaken me"😭😭😭

Trey is officially back. This was gold.

“Do Less, God bless” and Trey was never able to either. 😂😅

Very funny 😂😂 and high production quality.

Ok the production and editing though??? 🔥

You have my life in your hands!😂😂😂😅❤🎉

ShowIng support to the Roasterie in Kanas City. Love that location and used that same toilet lol. Great upload Trey.

This is hilarious!! 😂

Screw it, gotta ride bareback... CLASSIC!

Emergency immodium in my purse at all times! Let it exit once then stop it if I’m in public lol

Seriously, nearly spit out my coffee laughing at this!

I can’t 😂😂 “I’m a registered offender” 😂

This is hilarious. It reminds me of a time I worked through lunch and a coworker gave me TWO of his Fiber One bars. 30 minutes after eating them my afternoon was f**ked!!! And I had meetings the rest of the day! After destroying the bathroom, I later looked up the bars online on Amazon and read the reviews. I was delighted that sooo many people experienced the same thing. Those reviews are comedy gold 😂

I'm crying from laughing so hard!

Thanks for using my song “Words” in this video - and thanks for the laughs hahaha

This is great!

The rose dying lmao

Seriously, every time i go out in public, my sphincter gets a serious workout, either while dragging my kids out of the car into the nearest grocery store bathroom, or when my arms are freakin full of goodwill finds and i jabe no basket.

His tummy gurgling 😂😂😂😂💀⚰️

Ooooo, the bubble guts! See, at home, this is why we have two bathrooms. I can’t go out like that!😂😂😂😂

Great images fire, mud,explosions. I think having the green tea is smart 😊

Refused to learn his lesson 🤣

Two videos in a row with the word "sphincter" in it. Keep it coming

He's so good! 😅😅😅😂

Trey's come a long way from the early pandemic videos in terms production

Did I have a coffee or a gallon of Sherwin Williams paint 😂😂😂

I immediately thought of that MeatCanyon animation with the guy who was terrified of pooping in public restrooms 😂.

Trey: I’m on registered offender! You don’t wanna come in here!

This was hilarious

The production on this 🤯

Man had a Final Destination vision for a crap and did not take the hint

I'm on registered offender 🤣🤣🤣🤣 had to replay it cuz I missed the rest of the video laughing at that one

😂😂😂I’m dead 💀

The quality just went through the roof! Also… this is me hahaha

Omg so relatable!😮 😂

The person knocking was doing the most. LOL. ROTFL.

Pretty song at the end

Repping the Roasterie!!! I love it!!!!

@chlmrs43

7 ай бұрын

@smac1130 KC local!

Been there done that- and it’s a tortuously embarrassing experience!