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@TheMorganGibson Жыл бұрын
I'm still awaiting Trey's "girl in the fall" video for this year
@khalilahd.
Жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@hellosabrinachaney
Жыл бұрын
i just went out and bought a spiced pumpkin candle during my lunch break so yeah, it's that time of year, chop chop Trey
@easthorizonfilms
Жыл бұрын
@@hellosabrinachaney THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS, YOU NEED TO REDECORATE ITS FALL NOT YOUR GRANDMAS BIRTHDAY PARTY, YOU NEED MORE!!! (This is a joke of course)
@hellosabrinachaney
Жыл бұрын
@@easthorizonfilms you are so right
@annebethkuijs9442
Жыл бұрын
Saaame
@laureladams3965 Жыл бұрын
“Your choices are healthy but they’re pissing me off” 😂😂😂
@SRose-vp6ew
Жыл бұрын
Imagine being on the receiving end of that. Your working hard to do the right thing and reaping the benefits, but people literally say that you doing well pisses them off and try to drag you down instead of just being happy for you or joining you.
@Matt-id4ug
Жыл бұрын
To be fair, there have been researches done that show drinking coffee daily causes people to live long on average than people who don't. It's primarily due to the lack of antioxidants in our diets, which coffee provides a lot of.
@@SRose-vp6ew well if you’ve known anyone like this you’d know it’s relatable. And funny. Cause I do and he nailed the type.
@courtneyhilton7916 Жыл бұрын
‘I NEED YOU TO DIIIIEEE, WHY ARE YOU STILL GREEN???!!’ 😂😂 that one got me
@jennifergersch9126
Жыл бұрын
Him shaking the tree!!! (is that a metaphor, by the way?)
@blueseptember2174
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@landraliebling5699
Жыл бұрын
I’m crying laughing so hard at this part!!!!!!!! Like seriously I CANT HE IS SOOOO FUNNY 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jlsgarage872 Жыл бұрын
As a black coffee advocate I fully endorse your representation of my people
@eiffelviolet
Жыл бұрын
I read that people who drink their coffee black are more likely to be psychopaths.
@AllieTipToes
Жыл бұрын
Samsies!
@brianj1r144
Жыл бұрын
Lmao my love for black coffee arouse from when I started drinking that bs coffee in the mre 🤣
@kellidinit3725
Жыл бұрын
Me too. 😂😂😂
@ashleyspiano Жыл бұрын
"Can I just get a pup cup? No I don't have a dog with me... but I am a bitch"
@kj7792
Жыл бұрын
Had to rewind cause I was laughing through most of it😂😁🤣
@Cup0joe23 Жыл бұрын
"like running hot water though top soil" had me dead
@achoosirs
Жыл бұрын
like grandma?
@Buttercup84
Жыл бұрын
My dad is 100% Folgers and you have to drink like 5 cups a day but, leave it around the house and if anyone asks if he's done with the cup he gets pissy! Also drinks Coke and he somehow sleeps like the dead.
@haleymist09
Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad he rep'ped for the Folgerd people!
@janep1968
Жыл бұрын
Chock full o nuts..Nuys... there's another classic
@alamedadanceparty
Жыл бұрын
Me too ☠️☠️☠️
@SimonePromotion Жыл бұрын
The coffee+energy drink guy had me laughing way too loud. "Not married. Three kids, two moms." **Random kid in parking lot, no shirt** Omg...😆🏆😆🎉😆👏🏾😆💯
@tiffanymichaels2429
Жыл бұрын
I know the random kid made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂
@nattievoices
Жыл бұрын
I really hope that wasn’t kid and there really was just a random kid in the parking lot with his shirt off.
@biggestdog9778
Жыл бұрын
He wants some
@pineappleparty1624
Жыл бұрын
violence in a can, so true.
@ScubaFanatic60
8 ай бұрын
That random kid was great!
@khalilahd. Жыл бұрын
I’m basically doing Ramadan year round…respectfully 😂😂😂😂😂
@sunnni_
Жыл бұрын
Same!
@returnoftheromans6726
Жыл бұрын
My mom. Lol
@SRose-vp6ew
Жыл бұрын
Jesus didn't say, "if" he said, "when you fast and pray," in Matthew 6. Early Christians fasted twice a week till sunset, intermittent fasting has physical and spiritual benefits, but we are to fast AND PRAY.
@dayedracoles5256
Жыл бұрын
You KEEP the fast 🤣
@Aprylbaby
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@blugreen123 Жыл бұрын
Imagine walking into a coffee shop and seeing some random dude eating a plant. 😂
@virlinehonore9767
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@ndaulinendaulina5715
Жыл бұрын
I just 🤣🤣🤣🤣!
@whatthewindblewin
Жыл бұрын
It's called NORTHERN CALIFORNIA
@angelit161
Жыл бұрын
@Max Hatton Then you know it’s KZread.
@-BekahJoy-
Жыл бұрын
I read this comment right as that scene came on!
@ConservativeVeteran Жыл бұрын
Trey never ceases to amaze how he can character switch and make them all believable. I used to be the 'no caffeine' person....everyone hated me because I was so joyful in the mornings and they were still half asleep.
@berggaming8783
Жыл бұрын
People don't get pissed at me for it, however, they're simply amazed I can go without caffeine, I just can't stand it.
@jennifergersch9126
Жыл бұрын
He looks ready to break into song, a la Broadway.
@leekflower1
Жыл бұрын
Not anymore?
@ConservativeVeteran
Жыл бұрын
@@leekflower1 I enjoy a good cup of coffee or four in the morning. 🤣 The joy is still there!
@jeanne_guitton
Жыл бұрын
Caffeine got you in the end :)
@shotsfired3271 Жыл бұрын
"Your choices are healthy but they're pissing me off" I felt that
@MsBluebot
Жыл бұрын
Why? I’m curious
@nicolemerlino9772 Жыл бұрын
Are we just not gonna talk about Grandpa thinking “Gram Gram” was the Folgers😅😭😂💀
@Daydream_Believer63 Жыл бұрын
As a former barista, the basic fall girl’s order pained me so much. 😆
@blueseptember2174
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Galworld761
Жыл бұрын
Standing behind people with coffee orders that require a list of commands / descriptors is frustrating. I take mine with a splash of milk on the dark side. That is it…… and I have to wait in line behind half soy, half skim, extra foam, light whipped cream, pumpkin spice with a thin caramel drizzle high maintenance people. That is not coffee. That is a milkshake. It is a dessert. There should be a separate line.
@hills625
Жыл бұрын
@@Galworld761 for the prices at Starbucks it better be gourmet
@loretta2539
Жыл бұрын
I'm an assistant manager for my license starbucks store and the basic fall girl is year round and it always pains me to make their drinks or the "tiktok drinks" 😫💀
@pineappleparty1624
Жыл бұрын
Why do they do everything people want? Just say "no it's either cold or hot, has cream in it or not, make your damn choice".
@apoetsbrain6794 Жыл бұрын
The no coffee guy having more energy than everyone else is funny.
@rachele3334
Жыл бұрын
I don’t drink coffee, but I definitely don’t have anywhere near that much energy. 😂
@Sly-Moose
Жыл бұрын
You think that one guy would be even more pissed off if I told him I don't wake up with an alarm clock? Sunrise, baby. 😂
@queennekos6557
Жыл бұрын
Yeah that would be me insane amount of energy and the moment i drink coffee it makes me so sluggish and tired unless it is dunkin then i will be having heart palpitations 😅
@apoetsbrain6794
Жыл бұрын
@@Sly-Moose omg even i feel a tad annoyed and maybe a little jelly by that lol. The 'i don't use alarms to wake up' people are a bit annoying ngl.
@apoetsbrain6794
Жыл бұрын
@@queennekos6557 sounds dangerous lol
@space_pollution Жыл бұрын
Folgers grandpa just casually confessing to cannibalism SENT ME
@nightfuryaj7125
Жыл бұрын
Ok but is it still cannibalism if it’s just.. ashes.. like that’s a genuine question
@BrandonBellefontaine Жыл бұрын
As a fellow guy that also doesn't drink coffee I can assure you I am not a murderer. If you hear weird noises from my attic don't worry about it
@Eli-ho1lz
Жыл бұрын
They're not dead up there, huh? Sometimes that's worse
@nessan4407 Жыл бұрын
“Your choices are healthy but they’re pissing me off” 🤣🤣🤣 omg that’s hilarious!
@bo_arrow Жыл бұрын
How I split the difference between gay and straight had me hollin to the max 🤣
@sunlove1111 Жыл бұрын
The way he landed on the beanbag was everything!!
@kj7792
Жыл бұрын
Its actually cool his wife allowed that plus the inside basketball hoop for the times magazine house she has😎
@haleymist09
Жыл бұрын
That was both the cutest and smoothest little leap!
@dancingghostgirl2291
7 ай бұрын
FLOP DOWN ON A PLOOF
@daviamase1005
6 ай бұрын
For sure 😂😂😂!!
@SharonStoppable Жыл бұрын
And he ate a bite out of the plant. Absolute legend
@caitlynguthrie5641 Жыл бұрын
Maple in coffee is DEFINITELY underrated
@brokengirlsrus
Жыл бұрын
I'm the obnoxious black coffee drinker and I wholeheartedly agree. I got a maple cold brew at a little hipster coffee shop last month and it was life changing.
@caitlynguthrie5641
Жыл бұрын
@@brokengirlsrus I, too, am the obnoxious black coffee drinker 💀🫶
@smartreikiandtarot
Жыл бұрын
Maple in coffee is so good!
@caitlynguthrie5641
Жыл бұрын
@@313koneko YAAAAAAS 🙌 it's like a golden dessert 😭🥹 I'm obsessed too! I only have it once in a blue moon when I remember how much I like it. Sometimes, during family reunions, the elders love Cracker Barrel. That's where I remember because they'll give you endless maples and butter
@amyclutter7259
Жыл бұрын
💯
@modmillennialmel Жыл бұрын
I don’t drink coffee but this video had me 💀. First with the “miss you Beatrice” bit (literally laughed until I cried), and then “no caffeine at all” person. That hit close to home. Now excuse me while I go organize my basement and work on my to-ki….I mean, to-do list.
@dayedracoles5256
Жыл бұрын
Was he talking about Beatrice Authur??? Or his pretend wife????
@dagman85
Жыл бұрын
@@dayedracoles5256 - his pretend wife.
@dylancole1910
Жыл бұрын
I don’t either but my sister would probably get a kick out of it.
@TheJazzy1980
Жыл бұрын
no caffeine? you psychopath! 😂 j/k j/k
@modmillennialmel
Жыл бұрын
@@TheJazzy1980 haha! Right?? 😂
@killing0angels Жыл бұрын
Husband and I both don’t drink coffee, alcohol, or do much of socials aside from KZread. “You’re really good and I hate it.” definitely something our friends say!
@codywrestlingvideos Жыл бұрын
“I’ve only been in a few, but they were all warm” QUOTE OF THE VIDEO
@ShadesofSage
Жыл бұрын
OMG! I’m just now getting this joke 🫢🤣!
@leighfei
Жыл бұрын
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT LOL how is it not more liked
@alexklette1138
Жыл бұрын
I couldn’t believe more people weren’t talking about it 😂
@haleylewis9587 Жыл бұрын
I like how you are drinking iced tea as you put on personification of the black coffee drinker. Your acting is so perfect, we all believed that iced tea truly was black coffee.
@elliewinters3191 Жыл бұрын
I'm 100% the no caffeine one and I have no social media 😆
@a.m.a.484
Жыл бұрын
SAME!!! 👏☺️😄
@isobelesperanza
Жыл бұрын
SAME
@mh.blue_swish25
Жыл бұрын
You must secretly piss a lot of people off with your healthy choices. Lol kidding
@nooba220
Жыл бұрын
Your literally using social media
@SRose-vp6ew
Жыл бұрын
Keep going, you are the wise one.
@tilly3851 Жыл бұрын
So are we not gonna talk about the kid Trey recruited for this skit🤣
@blueseptember2174
Жыл бұрын
Are we sure it wasn't a random child 😅
@kj7792
Жыл бұрын
It was great and I died🤣😂😁🤣
@Pythonzzz
Жыл бұрын
Lol I’m pretty sure that was probably just a random kid and they improvised.
@KSAS1204
Жыл бұрын
Guys it's Jameson ....how do you not know that lol
@Tiffanyg21 Жыл бұрын
I'm definitely the creamer drinker. If someone asks if I want coffee, I always ask what kind of creamer they have first lol.
@jeanchase1128 Жыл бұрын
I have been struggling in improving my English listening skills and also the authentic spoken English, one day KZread pushed the Trey's video, now I've been watching them for like 3 weeks, they helped aaaaa lot, and it's not like tv series or drama, you always want the subtitles. My comments may not be really related to the contents, I just want to say thank you 😊
@emmajane887 Жыл бұрын
I am one hundred percent the Basic fall girl. “one pump sass” 🤣🤣 love u dude!
@brostrait17 Жыл бұрын
Getting mad at the trees for still being green 😂😂😂
@ablahday2558 Жыл бұрын
Well placed random child Trey: That's one of my kids,following me around 🤣
@theheartoftexastv Жыл бұрын
Don't even drink coffee. But this is so true about coffee drinkers.
@caitlynguthrie5641 Жыл бұрын
"Your choices are... Healthy. But they're pissing me off!"
@brokengirlsrus Жыл бұрын
I'm the black coffee drinker. My dad was the exact same way and I always teased him for it but then I turned out just like him as soon as I tried coffee for the first time. Something in our Eastern European genes makes us want to drink ten cups of black coffee a day and tolerate the strongest alcohol like no other.
@Buddy2fly
Жыл бұрын
Flexing on liking bland coffee💀
@xbunnyx99
Жыл бұрын
@@Buddy2fly Why does it matter? They seem happy drinking their coffee, that’s all that matters.
@Buddy2fly
Жыл бұрын
@@xbunnyx99 it was a thing called a joke
@tiffanyapril5458
Жыл бұрын
Better for u than liking sugary diabetic coffee lol
@sophiarodriguez3706
Жыл бұрын
Genetics are a powerful drug 😂
@jesslovesbess Жыл бұрын
I’ve never liked coffee, and people always look at me like I’m a psychopath!! Hahaha
@kj7792
Жыл бұрын
You are an amateur try not liking any kind of pie during thanksgiving. Im the pysco🤣😂😁🤣
@laurahamilton8868
Жыл бұрын
Same here. It all tastes like bitter bean juice to me lol. I'm more of a tea person.
@aydealogan Жыл бұрын
“That’s short for misdemeanors”💀
@maren8597 Жыл бұрын
As someone who’s basically married to a black coffee person, this is inaccurate because he would never sully his coffee with ice that’s just gonna water it down
@blessedxx4 Жыл бұрын
I'm the iced coffee all year person. I don't have the patience to sip hot coffee and still manage to burn the hell out of my mouth every time I do.
@michaelseifert3525 Жыл бұрын
“It’s like violence in a can” 😂
@stephandalton2390
Жыл бұрын
That got me too! Lol
@hvmrcymd Жыл бұрын
did someone throw Trey onto that bean bag chair at 3:48? That had me crying 😂😂
@landraliebling5699
Жыл бұрын
Omg me too and I love this comment 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying
@stephanieoregan Жыл бұрын
Drinking tea (ironic that I ran out of coffee yesterday) and almost choked.. "gram gram in your cup" 🤣
@dmcguire2091 Жыл бұрын
“That’s one of my kids over there. Following me around” 😂😂😂😂
@JessicaSmith-ie7cm Жыл бұрын
I can’t get pass the grandpa “having a cup of the grandmother”….I paused it and can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂. Trey you need to stop it 😆😆
@amberyoung4425 Жыл бұрын
🤣😂 running water thru topsoil is exactly what Folgers tastes like lol
@annabb Жыл бұрын
Daaaanng Trey was SAVAGE in this video, did not hold back one bit 👏😂
@WiseOne. Жыл бұрын
I get a mocha frozen coffee add a pump of Carmel and an extra pump of mocha.😂
@Ambrozy27 Жыл бұрын
"Your choices are healthy, but they're p*ssing me off." Absolutely me
@aliddlebird136 Жыл бұрын
Hanky panky let your daddy spanky 🤣 Stealing that lmfao thank you
@nancythornburg7538 Жыл бұрын
“Trust me, I’m gonna need this to deal with the missus...that’s plural for misdemeanors.”😅That was golden.
@blueseptember2174 Жыл бұрын
The "fall girls" energy had me 💀🤣🤣🤣
@blissmermaid70516 ай бұрын
Basic fall girl is so right on. I burst out laughing every time I watch it, we all know someone like that, at least I do!😂😂😂
@TheGodNC Жыл бұрын
That coke and crack line was the best 🤣 I swear I’ve said that before
@jaimelee3049 Жыл бұрын
Wow as a coffee drinker this was hilarious! 😂 Im the cream and sugar with a side of coffee. Can’t wait to see you in Corpus Christi this fall!
@petscraftsandwonderfulthin1279
Жыл бұрын
I'm that one too. Always say "I like a little coffee with my cream."
@user-fi6hg8vq6c Жыл бұрын
“You’re choices are healthy but pissing me off” 😂
@sara_c907 Жыл бұрын
"Your choices are healthy but they're pissing me off." 😅👏
@maryloumenning3487 Жыл бұрын
Leather bound journal with cursive handwriting. LOVE IT!
@betsyh2503 Жыл бұрын
Someone’s done his research on intermittent fasting!! 😂
@jshelton100 Жыл бұрын
I can’t start my day without my morning pint of cookie dough ice cream. 😂
@HarvestLockwood Жыл бұрын
"Your choices are healthy, but they're pissing me off." 😂
@MarkelleRayneeSheree Жыл бұрын
Im in the category of iced coffee all year long... I feel validated:)
@blugreen123
22 күн бұрын
Me too. Hot drinks make me sweat. Literally. 😂
@jonathanstrasner2594 Жыл бұрын
Trey kicking up the edginess with this one, I like it
@_Jai_
Жыл бұрын
I caught that too. He’s getting tired of ppl’s shit 😂
@maureenmoriarty-halloran2484 Жыл бұрын
Lmao "you're choices are healthy but they're pissing me off" 😆
@jennifermolina43967 ай бұрын
"I need you to diiieeee! Why are you still green?!" That's awesome.
@KathleenFeliciano Жыл бұрын
3:56 That's me!!! No SNS or coffee or bacon
@michellemarquez2440 Жыл бұрын
Violence in a can😂
@rhapsodicchimera9768 Жыл бұрын
The iced coffee hit home. 😂😂 I also drink icees in winter without a care in the world lol.
@3amEdits Жыл бұрын
I do the ice coffee all year, black coffee, and any time of seasonal Starbucks drink 😂 I just gotta be in the mood
@adamanhavengarde Жыл бұрын
I used to be a black coffee guy but I completely stopped in May of 2020 and I'm basically that no caffeine guy. Trey nailed both.
@rohanlady4 Жыл бұрын
Many many moons ago when my children were toddlers, they'd want coffee like mom and dad. We'd put a tiny splash of coffee in their sippy cups and fill the rest with milk. They loved it.
@dancingghostgirl2291
Жыл бұрын
This sounds like bad parenting But I won’t say it is It’s only a little splash of coffee in the sippys Maybe I have a dark mind but I just like u two feeding caffeine to little kids 😂
@Rorschached Жыл бұрын
“You can’t have a Cortado without the sparkling water, just like I can’t find a job that has benefits.” 😂
@savannahwright8084 Жыл бұрын
The cut to the shirtless child in the parking lot killed me
@LeeLee-li9yb Жыл бұрын
I freaking love this guy. Always laugh out loud on these videos
@AdeleiTeillana Жыл бұрын
I don't drink coffee but I'm definitely not a morning person. Most of my life I wouldn't even wake up until morning had gone bye-bye, lol.
@SRose-vp6ew
Жыл бұрын
Coffee or Soda are caffeinated and can actually be draining. Do you drink soda or non-herbal tea?
@MsBluebot
Жыл бұрын
I don’t drink coffee either or tea or soda. The carbonation in Soda gives me heartburn so I drink soda only when we got to the movies or there’s no other options I like.
@qualms3083 Жыл бұрын
‘Violence in a can’- pure poetry! Coffee with cream brings me out of my late morning coma…
@UrsahSolar Жыл бұрын
1:42 Dude, just admit you don't like coffee. Order a hot cocoa, it's ok.
@TheWhip. Жыл бұрын
Oh… I’m not comfortable with that question 😂
@barelysanesociety5107 Жыл бұрын
Oh my God! You killed me. The Folgers jokes; so true. I use to drink it because my ex husband liked it in the house and it was so nasty. About to head to Starbucks and be extra picky and detailed in my order just to be an nuisance 😂 Everything was on point!
@Sarahhh Жыл бұрын
😂😂 not the kid with the winter boots and no shirt at 2:44 ..but this is pure gold 😂😂
@chital_shikari3163 Жыл бұрын
The splitting line between gay and straight joke sent me to my knees Trey you’re so funny man
@nicoletumminello9004 Жыл бұрын
The people who don’t like coffee but will drink a diet coke when they first wake up
@katrinac.6735 Жыл бұрын
Literally LMAO 😂🤣😂🤣 This amount of hilarious jokes per minute should be illegal! Trey, you really are the best!
@dasowle89 Жыл бұрын
"Host of family feud" lol... those subtle lines
@loremipsum685 Жыл бұрын
"hot water over topsoil" 🤣 Trey crushed the one-liners!
@ankomitarashi-488 Жыл бұрын
As someone who works in a coffee shop, you hit a lot of personalities there.
@julesc1437 Жыл бұрын
Hippity dippity 🤣 you always make me laugh!!
@ryanheemann3819 Жыл бұрын
“Like running hot water through top soil.” Wow that’s the best description of my parents coffee I’ve ever heard, thank you.
@resellhustle9451 Жыл бұрын
one of your most accurate and hilarious videos yet
@CharCharJars Жыл бұрын
I wanna be the No social media & no caffeine one lol
@LaurenLinguist
Жыл бұрын
That’s who I am and let me tell you - people be weirded out when I explain I really don’t need either 😂
@irene9062 Жыл бұрын
Trey, you’re one of the best comedians out there!! 🔥
@t.gadsby199 Жыл бұрын
“Folgers, like running hot water through topsoil”😂
@amc5926 Жыл бұрын
omg. the "misses..thats plural for misdemeanors" PURE GOLD
@BlakeMcG24 Жыл бұрын
Worse than the cream and sugar drinkers is the people who think they’re better than them for drinking straight dirt water 😂
@hermask815
Жыл бұрын
Phew! Thanks. Still someone I can step on as a cream and sugar guy. Not the bottom of the stack.
@sarahbreisch4750 Жыл бұрын
LOL hot water through topsoil so accurate. In my parent's house, the impression I got was : Folgers= Ford, Maxwell House= Chevy (my dad had a chevy ok), Starbucks= Cadillac
@Concetta20 Жыл бұрын
“Like running hot water through topsoil.” Oh man, i belly laughed at that.
@katiesmith8519 Жыл бұрын
"Yeah, I'm getting a little honeydew as well as... forearm tattoos." 🤣 💀
@lbangling1647 Жыл бұрын
bro these videos are awsome and always find a way to brighten my day!
@PossumLover1111 Жыл бұрын
Not many people on KZread can make me laugh out loud but you Trey, had me burst out a loud guffaw! So. Very. Funny!
@awesomealexanders690 Жыл бұрын
"A gallon of Folgers...🤣🤣🤣🤣" .the whole skit got me rolling!
Пікірлер: 1 100
I'm still awaiting Trey's "girl in the fall" video for this year
@khalilahd.
Жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@hellosabrinachaney
Жыл бұрын
i just went out and bought a spiced pumpkin candle during my lunch break so yeah, it's that time of year, chop chop Trey
@easthorizonfilms
Жыл бұрын
@@hellosabrinachaney THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS, YOU NEED TO REDECORATE ITS FALL NOT YOUR GRANDMAS BIRTHDAY PARTY, YOU NEED MORE!!! (This is a joke of course)
@hellosabrinachaney
Жыл бұрын
@@easthorizonfilms you are so right
@annebethkuijs9442
Жыл бұрын
Saaame
“Your choices are healthy but they’re pissing me off” 😂😂😂
@SRose-vp6ew
Жыл бұрын
Imagine being on the receiving end of that. Your working hard to do the right thing and reaping the benefits, but people literally say that you doing well pisses them off and try to drag you down instead of just being happy for you or joining you.
@Matt-id4ug
Жыл бұрын
To be fair, there have been researches done that show drinking coffee daily causes people to live long on average than people who don't. It's primarily due to the lack of antioxidants in our diets, which coffee provides a lot of.
@williamwoolf8072
Жыл бұрын
@@Matt-id4ug lol ww.kzread.info/dash/bejne/q5Oso5lpnLrYdNY.html&ab_channel=AlexBecker%27sChannel
@lauradimama9794
Жыл бұрын
My fav line too
@lauradimama9794
Жыл бұрын
@@SRose-vp6ew well if you’ve known anyone like this you’d know it’s relatable. And funny. Cause I do and he nailed the type.
‘I NEED YOU TO DIIIIEEE, WHY ARE YOU STILL GREEN???!!’ 😂😂 that one got me
@jennifergersch9126
Жыл бұрын
Him shaking the tree!!! (is that a metaphor, by the way?)
@blueseptember2174
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@landraliebling5699
Жыл бұрын
I’m crying laughing so hard at this part!!!!!!!! Like seriously I CANT HE IS SOOOO FUNNY 😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a black coffee advocate I fully endorse your representation of my people
@eiffelviolet
Жыл бұрын
I read that people who drink their coffee black are more likely to be psychopaths.
@AllieTipToes
Жыл бұрын
Samsies!
@brianj1r144
Жыл бұрын
Lmao my love for black coffee arouse from when I started drinking that bs coffee in the mre 🤣
@kellidinit3725
Жыл бұрын
Me too. 😂😂😂
"Can I just get a pup cup? No I don't have a dog with me... but I am a bitch"
@kj7792
Жыл бұрын
Had to rewind cause I was laughing through most of it😂😁🤣
"like running hot water though top soil" had me dead
@achoosirs
Жыл бұрын
like grandma?
@Buttercup84
Жыл бұрын
My dad is 100% Folgers and you have to drink like 5 cups a day but, leave it around the house and if anyone asks if he's done with the cup he gets pissy! Also drinks Coke and he somehow sleeps like the dead.
@haleymist09
Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad he rep'ped for the Folgerd people!
@janep1968
Жыл бұрын
Chock full o nuts..Nuys... there's another classic
@alamedadanceparty
Жыл бұрын
Me too ☠️☠️☠️
The coffee+energy drink guy had me laughing way too loud. "Not married. Three kids, two moms." **Random kid in parking lot, no shirt** Omg...😆🏆😆🎉😆👏🏾😆💯
@tiffanymichaels2429
Жыл бұрын
I know the random kid made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂
@nattievoices
Жыл бұрын
I really hope that wasn’t kid and there really was just a random kid in the parking lot with his shirt off.
@biggestdog9778
Жыл бұрын
He wants some
@pineappleparty1624
Жыл бұрын
violence in a can, so true.
@ScubaFanatic60
8 ай бұрын
That random kid was great!
I’m basically doing Ramadan year round…respectfully 😂😂😂😂😂
@sunnni_
Жыл бұрын
Same!
@returnoftheromans6726
Жыл бұрын
My mom. Lol
@SRose-vp6ew
Жыл бұрын
Jesus didn't say, "if" he said, "when you fast and pray," in Matthew 6. Early Christians fasted twice a week till sunset, intermittent fasting has physical and spiritual benefits, but we are to fast AND PRAY.
@dayedracoles5256
Жыл бұрын
You KEEP the fast 🤣
@Aprylbaby
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
Imagine walking into a coffee shop and seeing some random dude eating a plant. 😂
@virlinehonore9767
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@ndaulinendaulina5715
Жыл бұрын
I just 🤣🤣🤣🤣!
@whatthewindblewin
Жыл бұрын
It's called NORTHERN CALIFORNIA
@angelit161
Жыл бұрын
@Max Hatton Then you know it’s KZread.
@-BekahJoy-
Жыл бұрын
I read this comment right as that scene came on!
Trey never ceases to amaze how he can character switch and make them all believable. I used to be the 'no caffeine' person....everyone hated me because I was so joyful in the mornings and they were still half asleep.
@berggaming8783
Жыл бұрын
People don't get pissed at me for it, however, they're simply amazed I can go without caffeine, I just can't stand it.
@jennifergersch9126
Жыл бұрын
He looks ready to break into song, a la Broadway.
@leekflower1
Жыл бұрын
Not anymore?
@ConservativeVeteran
Жыл бұрын
@@leekflower1 I enjoy a good cup of coffee or four in the morning. 🤣 The joy is still there!
@jeanne_guitton
Жыл бұрын
Caffeine got you in the end :)
"Your choices are healthy but they're pissing me off" I felt that
@MsBluebot
Жыл бұрын
Why? I’m curious
Are we just not gonna talk about Grandpa thinking “Gram Gram” was the Folgers😅😭😂💀
As a former barista, the basic fall girl’s order pained me so much. 😆
@blueseptember2174
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Galworld761
Жыл бұрын
Standing behind people with coffee orders that require a list of commands / descriptors is frustrating. I take mine with a splash of milk on the dark side. That is it…… and I have to wait in line behind half soy, half skim, extra foam, light whipped cream, pumpkin spice with a thin caramel drizzle high maintenance people. That is not coffee. That is a milkshake. It is a dessert. There should be a separate line.
@hills625
Жыл бұрын
@@Galworld761 for the prices at Starbucks it better be gourmet
@loretta2539
Жыл бұрын
I'm an assistant manager for my license starbucks store and the basic fall girl is year round and it always pains me to make their drinks or the "tiktok drinks" 😫💀
@pineappleparty1624
Жыл бұрын
Why do they do everything people want? Just say "no it's either cold or hot, has cream in it or not, make your damn choice".
The no coffee guy having more energy than everyone else is funny.
@rachele3334
Жыл бұрын
I don’t drink coffee, but I definitely don’t have anywhere near that much energy. 😂
@Sly-Moose
Жыл бұрын
You think that one guy would be even more pissed off if I told him I don't wake up with an alarm clock? Sunrise, baby. 😂
@queennekos6557
Жыл бұрын
Yeah that would be me insane amount of energy and the moment i drink coffee it makes me so sluggish and tired unless it is dunkin then i will be having heart palpitations 😅
@apoetsbrain6794
Жыл бұрын
@@Sly-Moose omg even i feel a tad annoyed and maybe a little jelly by that lol. The 'i don't use alarms to wake up' people are a bit annoying ngl.
@apoetsbrain6794
Жыл бұрын
@@queennekos6557 sounds dangerous lol
Folgers grandpa just casually confessing to cannibalism SENT ME
@nightfuryaj7125
Жыл бұрын
Ok but is it still cannibalism if it’s just.. ashes.. like that’s a genuine question
As a fellow guy that also doesn't drink coffee I can assure you I am not a murderer. If you hear weird noises from my attic don't worry about it
@Eli-ho1lz
Жыл бұрын
They're not dead up there, huh? Sometimes that's worse
“Your choices are healthy but they’re pissing me off” 🤣🤣🤣 omg that’s hilarious!
How I split the difference between gay and straight had me hollin to the max 🤣
The way he landed on the beanbag was everything!!
@kj7792
Жыл бұрын
Its actually cool his wife allowed that plus the inside basketball hoop for the times magazine house she has😎
@haleymist09
Жыл бұрын
That was both the cutest and smoothest little leap!
@dancingghostgirl2291
7 ай бұрын
FLOP DOWN ON A PLOOF
@daviamase1005
6 ай бұрын
For sure 😂😂😂!!
And he ate a bite out of the plant. Absolute legend
Maple in coffee is DEFINITELY underrated
@brokengirlsrus
Жыл бұрын
I'm the obnoxious black coffee drinker and I wholeheartedly agree. I got a maple cold brew at a little hipster coffee shop last month and it was life changing.
@caitlynguthrie5641
Жыл бұрын
@@brokengirlsrus I, too, am the obnoxious black coffee drinker 💀🫶
@smartreikiandtarot
Жыл бұрын
Maple in coffee is so good!
@caitlynguthrie5641
Жыл бұрын
@@313koneko YAAAAAAS 🙌 it's like a golden dessert 😭🥹 I'm obsessed too! I only have it once in a blue moon when I remember how much I like it. Sometimes, during family reunions, the elders love Cracker Barrel. That's where I remember because they'll give you endless maples and butter
@amyclutter7259
Жыл бұрын
💯
I don’t drink coffee but this video had me 💀. First with the “miss you Beatrice” bit (literally laughed until I cried), and then “no caffeine at all” person. That hit close to home. Now excuse me while I go organize my basement and work on my to-ki….I mean, to-do list.
@dayedracoles5256
Жыл бұрын
Was he talking about Beatrice Authur??? Or his pretend wife????
@dagman85
Жыл бұрын
@@dayedracoles5256 - his pretend wife.
@dylancole1910
Жыл бұрын
I don’t either but my sister would probably get a kick out of it.
@TheJazzy1980
Жыл бұрын
no caffeine? you psychopath! 😂 j/k j/k
@modmillennialmel
Жыл бұрын
@@TheJazzy1980 haha! Right?? 😂
Husband and I both don’t drink coffee, alcohol, or do much of socials aside from KZread. “You’re really good and I hate it.” definitely something our friends say!
“I’ve only been in a few, but they were all warm” QUOTE OF THE VIDEO
@ShadesofSage
Жыл бұрын
OMG! I’m just now getting this joke 🫢🤣!
@leighfei
Жыл бұрын
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT LOL how is it not more liked
@alexklette1138
Жыл бұрын
I couldn’t believe more people weren’t talking about it 😂
I like how you are drinking iced tea as you put on personification of the black coffee drinker. Your acting is so perfect, we all believed that iced tea truly was black coffee.
I'm 100% the no caffeine one and I have no social media 😆
@a.m.a.484
Жыл бұрын
SAME!!! 👏☺️😄
@isobelesperanza
Жыл бұрын
SAME
@mh.blue_swish25
Жыл бұрын
You must secretly piss a lot of people off with your healthy choices. Lol kidding
@nooba220
Жыл бұрын
Your literally using social media
@SRose-vp6ew
Жыл бұрын
Keep going, you are the wise one.
So are we not gonna talk about the kid Trey recruited for this skit🤣
@blueseptember2174
Жыл бұрын
Are we sure it wasn't a random child 😅
@kj7792
Жыл бұрын
It was great and I died🤣😂😁🤣
@Pythonzzz
Жыл бұрын
Lol I’m pretty sure that was probably just a random kid and they improvised.
@KSAS1204
Жыл бұрын
Guys it's Jameson ....how do you not know that lol
I'm definitely the creamer drinker. If someone asks if I want coffee, I always ask what kind of creamer they have first lol.
I have been struggling in improving my English listening skills and also the authentic spoken English, one day KZread pushed the Trey's video, now I've been watching them for like 3 weeks, they helped aaaaa lot, and it's not like tv series or drama, you always want the subtitles. My comments may not be really related to the contents, I just want to say thank you 😊
I am one hundred percent the Basic fall girl. “one pump sass” 🤣🤣 love u dude!
Getting mad at the trees for still being green 😂😂😂
Well placed random child Trey: That's one of my kids,following me around 🤣
Don't even drink coffee. But this is so true about coffee drinkers.
"Your choices are... Healthy. But they're pissing me off!"
I'm the black coffee drinker. My dad was the exact same way and I always teased him for it but then I turned out just like him as soon as I tried coffee for the first time. Something in our Eastern European genes makes us want to drink ten cups of black coffee a day and tolerate the strongest alcohol like no other.
@Buddy2fly
Жыл бұрын
Flexing on liking bland coffee💀
@xbunnyx99
Жыл бұрын
@@Buddy2fly Why does it matter? They seem happy drinking their coffee, that’s all that matters.
@Buddy2fly
Жыл бұрын
@@xbunnyx99 it was a thing called a joke
@tiffanyapril5458
Жыл бұрын
Better for u than liking sugary diabetic coffee lol
@sophiarodriguez3706
Жыл бұрын
Genetics are a powerful drug 😂
I’ve never liked coffee, and people always look at me like I’m a psychopath!! Hahaha
@kj7792
Жыл бұрын
You are an amateur try not liking any kind of pie during thanksgiving. Im the pysco🤣😂😁🤣
@laurahamilton8868
Жыл бұрын
Same here. It all tastes like bitter bean juice to me lol. I'm more of a tea person.
“That’s short for misdemeanors”💀
As someone who’s basically married to a black coffee person, this is inaccurate because he would never sully his coffee with ice that’s just gonna water it down
I'm the iced coffee all year person. I don't have the patience to sip hot coffee and still manage to burn the hell out of my mouth every time I do.
“It’s like violence in a can” 😂
@stephandalton2390
Жыл бұрын
That got me too! Lol
did someone throw Trey onto that bean bag chair at 3:48? That had me crying 😂😂
@landraliebling5699
Жыл бұрын
Omg me too and I love this comment 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying
Drinking tea (ironic that I ran out of coffee yesterday) and almost choked.. "gram gram in your cup" 🤣
“That’s one of my kids over there. Following me around” 😂😂😂😂
I can’t get pass the grandpa “having a cup of the grandmother”….I paused it and can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂. Trey you need to stop it 😆😆
🤣😂 running water thru topsoil is exactly what Folgers tastes like lol
Daaaanng Trey was SAVAGE in this video, did not hold back one bit 👏😂
I get a mocha frozen coffee add a pump of Carmel and an extra pump of mocha.😂
"Your choices are healthy, but they're p*ssing me off." Absolutely me
Hanky panky let your daddy spanky 🤣 Stealing that lmfao thank you
“Trust me, I’m gonna need this to deal with the missus...that’s plural for misdemeanors.”😅That was golden.
The "fall girls" energy had me 💀🤣🤣🤣
Basic fall girl is so right on. I burst out laughing every time I watch it, we all know someone like that, at least I do!😂😂😂
That coke and crack line was the best 🤣 I swear I’ve said that before
Wow as a coffee drinker this was hilarious! 😂 Im the cream and sugar with a side of coffee. Can’t wait to see you in Corpus Christi this fall!
@petscraftsandwonderfulthin1279
Жыл бұрын
I'm that one too. Always say "I like a little coffee with my cream."
“You’re choices are healthy but pissing me off” 😂
"Your choices are healthy but they're pissing me off." 😅👏
Leather bound journal with cursive handwriting. LOVE IT!
Someone’s done his research on intermittent fasting!! 😂
I can’t start my day without my morning pint of cookie dough ice cream. 😂
"Your choices are healthy, but they're pissing me off." 😂
Im in the category of iced coffee all year long... I feel validated:)
@blugreen123
22 күн бұрын
Me too. Hot drinks make me sweat. Literally. 😂
Trey kicking up the edginess with this one, I like it
@_Jai_
Жыл бұрын
I caught that too. He’s getting tired of ppl’s shit 😂
Lmao "you're choices are healthy but they're pissing me off" 😆
"I need you to diiieeee! Why are you still green?!" That's awesome.
3:56 That's me!!! No SNS or coffee or bacon
Violence in a can😂
The iced coffee hit home. 😂😂 I also drink icees in winter without a care in the world lol.
I do the ice coffee all year, black coffee, and any time of seasonal Starbucks drink 😂 I just gotta be in the mood
I used to be a black coffee guy but I completely stopped in May of 2020 and I'm basically that no caffeine guy. Trey nailed both.
Many many moons ago when my children were toddlers, they'd want coffee like mom and dad. We'd put a tiny splash of coffee in their sippy cups and fill the rest with milk. They loved it.
@dancingghostgirl2291
Жыл бұрын
This sounds like bad parenting But I won’t say it is It’s only a little splash of coffee in the sippys Maybe I have a dark mind but I just like u two feeding caffeine to little kids 😂
“You can’t have a Cortado without the sparkling water, just like I can’t find a job that has benefits.” 😂
The cut to the shirtless child in the parking lot killed me
I freaking love this guy. Always laugh out loud on these videos
I don't drink coffee but I'm definitely not a morning person. Most of my life I wouldn't even wake up until morning had gone bye-bye, lol.
@SRose-vp6ew
Жыл бұрын
Coffee or Soda are caffeinated and can actually be draining. Do you drink soda or non-herbal tea?
@MsBluebot
Жыл бұрын
I don’t drink coffee either or tea or soda. The carbonation in Soda gives me heartburn so I drink soda only when we got to the movies or there’s no other options I like.
‘Violence in a can’- pure poetry! Coffee with cream brings me out of my late morning coma…
1:42 Dude, just admit you don't like coffee. Order a hot cocoa, it's ok.
Oh… I’m not comfortable with that question 😂
Oh my God! You killed me. The Folgers jokes; so true. I use to drink it because my ex husband liked it in the house and it was so nasty. About to head to Starbucks and be extra picky and detailed in my order just to be an nuisance 😂 Everything was on point!
😂😂 not the kid with the winter boots and no shirt at 2:44 ..but this is pure gold 😂😂
The splitting line between gay and straight joke sent me to my knees Trey you’re so funny man
The people who don’t like coffee but will drink a diet coke when they first wake up
Literally LMAO 😂🤣😂🤣 This amount of hilarious jokes per minute should be illegal! Trey, you really are the best!
"Host of family feud" lol... those subtle lines
"hot water over topsoil" 🤣 Trey crushed the one-liners!
As someone who works in a coffee shop, you hit a lot of personalities there.
Hippity dippity 🤣 you always make me laugh!!
“Like running hot water through top soil.” Wow that’s the best description of my parents coffee I’ve ever heard, thank you.
one of your most accurate and hilarious videos yet
I wanna be the No social media & no caffeine one lol
@LaurenLinguist
Жыл бұрын
That’s who I am and let me tell you - people be weirded out when I explain I really don’t need either 😂
Trey, you’re one of the best comedians out there!! 🔥
“Folgers, like running hot water through topsoil”😂
omg. the "misses..thats plural for misdemeanors" PURE GOLD
Worse than the cream and sugar drinkers is the people who think they’re better than them for drinking straight dirt water 😂
@hermask815
Жыл бұрын
Phew! Thanks. Still someone I can step on as a cream and sugar guy. Not the bottom of the stack.
LOL hot water through topsoil so accurate. In my parent's house, the impression I got was : Folgers= Ford, Maxwell House= Chevy (my dad had a chevy ok), Starbucks= Cadillac
“Like running hot water through topsoil.” Oh man, i belly laughed at that.
"Yeah, I'm getting a little honeydew as well as... forearm tattoos." 🤣 💀
bro these videos are awsome and always find a way to brighten my day!
Not many people on KZread can make me laugh out loud but you Trey, had me burst out a loud guffaw! So. Very. Funny!
"A gallon of Folgers...🤣🤣🤣🤣" .the whole skit got me rolling!
Gram Gram in your cup!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂