You forgot "playing a million games of heads down thumbs up when you need a filler or some peace and quiet because it get the class to sit still in perfect silence for 5 minutes under the guise of a fun game"

@oliviamunro3566

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I wondered why we played that soooooooooo much.

@tausa75

2 жыл бұрын

Playing Sleeping Lions. Took me far too long to realise it was a ploy to get a classroom to be still and silent, splayed out on the floor. Clever Miss Joy, very clever.

@felicitythomas2612

2 жыл бұрын

or 'sleeping lions' :)

@jessam4875

Жыл бұрын

Dead fish 😂

@MadeleineLittle

Жыл бұрын

At my school it was silent ball. It kept us so much quieter because if we spoke we got out and everyone wanted to win

Totally. Also the side eyes at that person who asks questions in the staff meeting that was finishing early… The ability to triage between, eating lunch, going to the toilet, last minute photocopying or reheating your cold instant coffee… Hubby is a real estate agent…

How the heck do you know ALL THE ACCURATE details? It’s just too good!

@KirstyMcCulloch

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, right? How?

@celeritas2-810

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he has you know 🤫 writers. But with this one, he has kids and was in childrens entertainment.

@supremacy2040

2 жыл бұрын

Reddit

@MichelleJohnson-gu3bz

2 жыл бұрын

I was going to ask the exact same question. Scary how close he is. 😄

@herronr

2 жыл бұрын

It’s called research

Having worked in a school for over 20 years...I can say, this is soooo true 🧡

The late duty partner or worse the person who is late to release you from duty...This video is demonstrates more recognition than most teachers get, well done.

So accurate! 😂 At the end, 'Would you like a receipt that you'll forget to get reimbursed because you left it in your pocket and washed it.'

Creative genius! Would love to see you do a whole parent teacher interview ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@andrearamsdall2657

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely love to see that!

@Hopeawesome247

2 жыл бұрын

YES! Especially when you are doing a parent teacher meeting on ZOOM online lol 😂😂😂 I'd love to see a comedy segment on this subject 😉

OMG!! so good on the primary school teacher, BUT the real estate agent tease 🤣😂🤣😂I laughed so hard I almost peed on my shoelaces!! 😍😁

Not a teacher nor a parent but it had me laughing…then the kicker at the end with the up next has me laughing more and looking forward to it! 🤣thanks Jimmy 👍

@triarb5790

2 жыл бұрын

I am both a Primary Teacher and a parent. He knows us too well, it's disturbing!

@iloveentertainment

2 жыл бұрын

@@triarb5790 my appreciation to all teachers and parents! 👍👏

@loraineriddell7157

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, can't wait for the estate agent one 😂. His expression was priceless.

Who has a dishwasher in their staffroom?!?!?!?! Also as a specialist teacher..... bite me.

@LadyPatienceK

2 жыл бұрын

I've worked in a bunch of schools... all under 300 students, and every staff room had a dishwasher, microwave, urn, and sandwich press 😉

@brendonrookes1151

2 жыл бұрын

nah thats what your students are for

@k171987

2 жыл бұрын

I used to be a CRT and never saw one that didn't...

@jeannedarc1566

2 жыл бұрын

We have one but it’s only for special occasions because we all refused to go on the roster. And as a specialist, I’m just gonna go back to planning my ONE lesson to teach to 24 classes over and over. 🙄

@LadyPatienceK

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeannedarc1566 oh really? It was always part of the cleaning staff duties to unpack it in the afternoons. We indivially put dirties in during the morning and once we finished lunch, last staff member to finish up lunch put powder in and pressed start.

I was wondering where the 'Using your evenings/weekends/holidays for catching up on all the admin, PL, reporting, data analysis, programming, and planning' was, but realised it must be one of those bulky items that are too heavy to take out of the trolley to scan. Thank you for the laughs!

@barnowl5774

2 жыл бұрын

Well done and Boom!Boom!

@janemorrow6672

2 жыл бұрын

Not available in the supermarket. Try the Hardware store.

@KirstyMcCulloch

2 жыл бұрын

My husband is a school teacher and yes it is so true about the extra things...

@simmerelise

2 жыл бұрын

🙌Yes!!! This!!!👏🏻

@jayebuss5562

2 жыл бұрын

@@KirstyMcCulloch no different to us tradies, who mind you work after hrs all the time but rarely whinge about it.

its "1 2 3 eyes on me" thank you very much lmao also we got waterfall not a flat tyre lol

@samanthah4907

2 жыл бұрын

macaroni and cheese, everybody freeze! hocus pocus, everybody focus! hands on top, that means stop ✋️ 😆

Don't forget hands on top that means stop 😂

Thanks for the much-needed laughs, Jimmy. You're a legend! 👏👏🤣🤣🤣

Oh! I remember the excursion to the waste water treatment plant. Grade 6 it was. It was part of the lessons we were doing about water, water use, water treatment, etc. 10 year old me found it quite interesting actually. The smells were a bit much though!

Very accurate about where we get our resources too! Another good video, it’s great that we can laugh about our own profession. You could’ve included leadership team asking you to do an assessment task to collect data, but then not really using the data effectively, having meetings that would’ve been better as an email, or having to buy more stationery because some parents think that 1 whiteboard marker will last their child for the whole year (your checkout beeper may have exploded at that!)

The face at the end was the best Jimmy.

When Jimmy knows more about teaching than the government does!

You forgot being pregnant and never being seen again

Have you been a teacher Jimmy? Because this is way too accurate for you not to be, or not be surrounded by teacher friends that bitch to you about this stuff :P

Oh god, being in high school and watching this makes me really feel bad for my primary school teachers. In all seriousness, teachers deserve the best this world has to offer. A lot of my teachers, especially my primary school ones, are a big factor in who I am now and I can't thank them enough for it. Teaching is a hard job, and something I feel like us students don't really appreciate (since we're too busy talking shit about the ones who are harsh markers-), especially during remote learning. Teachers are such a gift, I doubt society would be anything without them.

Don’t forget the hideous neon vests that they wear on duty, and the infamous ‘no hat, no play’ phrase.

Loved watching this and chiming in "I do that... I do that... I know I don't have to laminate everything... but I do"

So the next one is just "lies" and three minutes of Jimmy scanning at top speed??? hahahaha.

“1,2,3! Eyes on me! 3,2,1! Ears are on!” That transitioned from my days as a primary school teacher and now I’m into swim teaching. But this rang so true and made me remember why I got out of primary school teaching.

That look full of anguish at the end...

...getting married then no one knows your name any more.

@philthy903

2 жыл бұрын

In 1973 we had lovely Miss Austin, who became Mrs. Graham over the Christmas holidays, and by chance I had her for two years running (combined year classes). It took my 9-year-old brain several months to cotton on to the fact that they were the same person.

@samanthah4907

2 жыл бұрын

a teacher of mine married over break, but I didn't tell my parents. when my mom asked about her using her maiden name I was like "WHO?" 😅

Best teacher in the world mug 🤣

Early childhood educators ( Childcare educators)

The "excursion to a sewage plant" got me because when I was in year 4 we legit went to the local waste processing centre for an excursion 😂

@becsterbrisbane6275

2 жыл бұрын

That sucks- in year 4 we went to Wivenhoe Dam (Brissie) which was kind of interesting- and we all got free merch, haha!

@joycie014

2 жыл бұрын

I bet the kids would have loved saying they went to the “poo farm.”😆

@loraineriddell7157

2 жыл бұрын

@@joycie014 👏🤣

@TC-yx2ss

2 жыл бұрын

We got to go to the local lead and zinc smelter even though most of the school lived under it's cloud and knew all about it already.

@cheryl1766

2 жыл бұрын

we all did. and the egg farm and the abottoir

Oh dear, I sense real estate agent scars that haven’t quite healed🤣 Gee you’re spot on there Jimmy!

Love these Jimmy. Sooo looking forward to real estate agents...🤣🤣

“There’s a flat tire, shh!” 😂😂😂 For us it’s “1, 2, 3, WATERFALL! Shhhhhh!”

PLEASE do nurses!!!! We could use a laugh right now.

@LaSorciereFeuillue

2 жыл бұрын

It's there and funny. The end segue is good too.

Nailed it mate, absolutely nailed it.

OMG yes! I'm not a teacher anymore, but I did teach for 10 years over in China at a Chinese- International primary school. My kids could smell me coming a mile away every morning, carrying my McCafe coffee (wanker coffee? Yeah, I lived in Guangzhou and Mcafe is VERY much a thing there!) with no less than 3 pens/ pencils stuffed into my ponytail. And my students actually started copying me doing that, it was adorable! Teaching, good times......

So accurate Jimmy Should've added cringy posters about respecting other students Nice one Jimmy you legend 🤣

@staceybradley7819

2 жыл бұрын

The shoelaces shopping with wee.... 🤣 So true!! I get other students to be 'leaders' in this area - they can deal with the soppy peed on laces! But seriously, I'm wondering how you know teaching this intimately?? Love your work as always!!

You just know it's Mr. C coming around the corner! Jingle, jingle! 🤣🤣

Friday morning tea is a meme all on its own.

I dare you to do realtor just that 'Lie' for 3min straight lol. 😀

Saw your show in Brisbane on Wednesday night. You absolutely rocked. It was the best show I had seen in ages! Thank you for keeping me sane during COVID and making us all laugh looking back at it!

Ah teachers pay teachers, the saviour of primary school homeschoolers…

Okay I was just talking to a friend who's a primary teacher and you forgot the first aid kit but it's really just a box of "shut up" bandaids.

Jimmy is the best comedian I've seen in many many years, love him

Laughed out loud! Especially at the next installment! !! So much negative experience with them. But also the best experience with the good one's You are the best! LOL every time! !

@serenathomas568

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a teacher....my ex husband is a real estate agent. I may have spilt my coffee at the ending of this one 🤣

If the real estate agent isn't just 3 mins of lies over and over, I dont wanna see it 😆😜

THE FORKS!! Yes, they always disappear 😢

There are never ANY forks in the staff room - so true!!! But they aren’t really holidays, they’re time in lieu of all the extra hours & hours of work crammed into term time; or time to go to the dentist/specialist/get your tax done/car serviced, etc, OR, often when teachers get sick!

“The particular jangles” When I hear that it triggers my on another level

Lies…and that look - stitches

Next, a real estate agent, well here’s a sneak preview for you “LIES!!!” 😂😂😂

I am not a teacher but was always happy that while I had less holidays I could choose when I took them and it was never during school holidays!

O M G.... the soggy, stinky shoelaces! LOL

Work in a school. Can't wait to send this to the Primary teachers. :)

😂😂😂😂😂 it’s funny because it’s true 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 also the realestate agent thing at the end 😂😂😂

Shared with teachers who will totally appreciate this..

Secondary school teacher, aka naplan miner.

I LOLed at the excursion the the sewerage farm 😂

That'll be me in 4 years time.

Awesome Jimmy! 👌

😂😂😂😂😂love it! Keep em Comming jimmy!!! 🫶🏼🫶🏼💯

Hahaha!!!! So funny....talking very professionally...love the background music

Cuz, you are killing it!

U crack me up Jimmy...love it...

Oh my, I'm looking forward to real estate agents after your preview 😂

The shoelace has me 😂😂😂

2:18 🤢🤢 **commence flashbacks**

@barnowl5774

2 жыл бұрын

As a retired primary school teacher-YES!

Awesome these are spot on. Real estate 👍👍 bring it on 😂😂😂

The shoelaces.... 🤣 Also the shade at the end.... 👍🏻 haha!!!

Hey jimmy please do one on teenagers or kids that would be awesome

@cheeze588

2 жыл бұрын

yes , that would be great!

In primary school I remember there was a grade that went on a excursion to the rubbish tip. So glad that wasn’t my grade lol 😂

Do high school English teachers! 😂😂😂 that would be hilarious!

@maureenackerley8024

2 жыл бұрын

I reckon teaching teenagers would turn you in to an alcoholic!!

@brendonrookes1151

2 жыл бұрын

@@maureenackerley8024 or make you wanna check in to rehab for r&r

@maureenackerley8024

2 жыл бұрын

@@brendonrookes1151 my word! Sadly parents don't support the teachers these days. They tend to think their child is a perfect angel all the time.

@balung

2 жыл бұрын

@@maureenackerley8024 Yeap, true.

you def have skills with the scanner! love the rhythms - bloody eloquent!

Just make real estate and car salesman the same episode 😀

Am a retired teacher and he has got it to a 't'. Hilarious!!!

Yep I knew that , I use to work as a teachers aid years ago and yep you do put up with a lot of crap as a teacher.

I no longer have a child at school so I have the envious ability not to know when school holidays are or having to plan a trip in grid locked traffic for a getaway you can't afford.

Spot on!

cannot wait for the real estate agent one!

A surprisingly high percentage of this applies to secondary teachers as well! In fact, you could probably re-upload with a new title and no edits and hit the mark.

Love this so much 😂

As someone who is currently attempting (unsuccessfully) to buy a house, I can’t wait for the real estate vid 😂🤣😂😅😂🤪😜🤣

I'm not a teacher, I'm the student, and I can say... This is very very true!

How does he do it ?? Every POV has been hilarious !!!

@melissabarrett9750

Жыл бұрын

And spot on observation.

That was BRILLIANT 👌😂!! You've obviously got young boys apropos your comment about the shoe laces 😁.

Haha. Well done

This is awesome! Please do one for single parents. Thankyou for making my day!

Sums all the primary school teachers I had up perfectly!! 😂😂

Hey jimmy just seen your everyplate ad, just wanted to say how proud I am of you . Your an inspiration, thank you .

hhahaha the keys! I'm the maintenance person at a government school and when they handed me the keys to the "school", i thought it was joke. A lanyard of about 50 keys. What do they all open? I'm still searching for the chamber of secrets.

Simply BRILLIANT, Jimmy! This is a TOTALLY TRUE and ACCURATE account of a teacher's life in such a great way. After a teaching career of almost 40 years, you provided the funniest, most entertaining and cleverest 3:08 minutes that I have enjoyed about my occupation! THANK YOU! 😂😂 ROTFLMAO!!

Very funny Jimmy🤣🤣👍

Spot. On. 👏

Needed this! All true😄

You forgot to put the painkillers in the bag, for the headache acquired on the bus, from the loud chatter of excursion-excited children.

@barnowl5774

2 жыл бұрын

@The Aussie Family Ah, yes. Forgot about those.

PERFECTION! 🤣🤣

You forgot the UTI because you don't have time to go to the toilet all week 😆

@melissabarrett9750

Жыл бұрын

...as well as inflicting UTIs on kids who haven't had time to go to the toilet that morning and have to hold their bladder contents until recess. Then they don't get an opportunity during lunch time because all the school thugs are in the loop lighting up and you are busting to go before home time and the loos are shut because the school janitor locked the look for the day after lunchtime. Or was this only in the 1970s? Yes, the tough Primary kids were smoking at age 12.

HAHAHA real estate agents

Teacher, 20 years, germaphobe (I know!), I have never thought about shoe laces, mind shattered, primary duty will NEVER be the same again!

@comealongcomealong4480

2 жыл бұрын

@Ofelia Zuniga Protected by your innocence.😆 What the mind doesn't know. You probably washed your hands alot anyway - don't be too upset.

Yeah I as a adhd and dyslexic kid I hated all my teachers and my mother was a real estate agent with a problematic kid who only got paid when she sold a house … I fucken hated her pager and fucken hated her mobile phone and hated all those fucken home opens and bullshit sucking up to people she had to do . But she did it to keep a roof over our head . I so maybee it was worth all the screaming and shouting .. I’m only 38 I’m still trying to process .