This guy is what I need when I want to stretch a single sentence into a 3000 words essay.

@SBandy

Жыл бұрын

Your teacher might be wondering why you wrote "Simon" 500 times.

@johnmitchell2269

Жыл бұрын

😂 I don't know how he manages to talk so much without saying anything I really don't. What a fruit loop.

@user.--.

Жыл бұрын

@@johnmitchell2269 He'd make a good politician

@judechidozieezenyi9493

Жыл бұрын

😄😄😄

@chumaakuchie1634

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha! Hilarious! Teachers gonna give you a big fat F for waffling tho! 😂😂😂

This guy legit sounds like he did a line of coke and then decided to call in to try and have a go at Simon. Absolute nut case.

@jamesorme6638

Жыл бұрын

😟😟😭😭😭😭

@whoknew2273

Жыл бұрын

More coke is needed lol

@marcusrashford5960

Жыл бұрын

@@whoknew2273 Facts

@savoysix5468

Жыл бұрын

Like someone that escaped a secure unit, found a bag of speed, then rang talksport totally naked whilst being blown by a 3quid hooker

@arshishehi4713

Жыл бұрын

That’s why Simon said he should check his meds 😁

“Simon! Simon! Simon!” 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂 living in his head rent free

@sowen3192

Жыл бұрын

Not rant free though..

@sowen3192

Жыл бұрын

That was rubbish, apologies

I love when Simon says "Lawrence are you buying the bloody club or not?"

@JB-zt3dq

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Spends 10 mins telling us he's going to tell us something, then proceeds to tell us nothing.

@keving5235

Жыл бұрын

@@Ironsmiler lol

Laurence "I just wanna say" "I'm about to tell you" Bassini. I've never seen someone beat around the bush so much in my life 😂

@R87_W

Жыл бұрын

It's called in the trade "fanning about".

@paulhynes170

Жыл бұрын

the suspense was killing me 🤣🤣

@coolvids9176

Жыл бұрын

Imagine living with this guy. Do you want breakfast? By the time he's answered the question it will be tea time......

@juliolleshi751

Жыл бұрын

@@coolvids9176 "Laurence, do you want a cup of tea or not?!" "Simon! Simon! I'm about to tell you..." 😂

@PsilentMusicUK

Жыл бұрын

Laurence "I'm about to disclose something" Bassini

“Catch Weight” underrated dig by Simon 😂

@garyhorsburgh9711

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

The way Simon cracked up when he said I’m gona win the league 😂😂😂

Simon pissing himself laughing while his guy rants is pure gold. 🤣

This guy gives me hope to be a millionaire listening to him.

@kimbob5

Жыл бұрын

Best comment 😂

@danielk348

Жыл бұрын

Listen it's achievable 😂😂😂😂

@itsjp5779

Жыл бұрын

Haha

“And they must be very impressed.”😂

That back and forth between Simon and Laurence makes me cry laughing every time 😂😂

I’m a Villa fan and even I am worried for Blues with this clown in charge. Also Danny Murphy looks like he’s lost the will to live 🤣

@kadarabdullahi

Жыл бұрын

LMAO!! I've had that feeling about Danny for a while, either he's always super hungover or just depressed.

@5bagsofpopcorn

Жыл бұрын

Listening to that clown i lost my will to live too

@prepareforyourafterlife.2221

Жыл бұрын

His just thinking when is it time to go home

@colmd8864

Жыл бұрын

Utv

@helmutschmacker3791

Жыл бұрын

@@kadarabdullahi Danny Murphy is a super 🤡 himself.

This is absolutely bizarre, I would be terrified of this man running my club and that's from a United fan

@davidcolman5372

Жыл бұрын

I mentioned this bloke on another thread.....He was owner of Watford between 2011 and 2012 and ran us in to the ground in just a year. It got so bad that apparently staff members hid the keys to the club safe from him, so he couldnt get his hands on any more cash!! He lives in his own little world, sadly Birmingham City look like they are being dragged in to it....be afraid Blues fans.....be very afraid!

@Matthew-bu7fg

Жыл бұрын

How to tell when a Manchester United fan isn't from Manchester: they think their owners are amongst the worst even though the Manchester borough alone contains Oldham, Bolton, Stockport [old regime] and Bury. Oh and a stone's throw from Macclesfield too.

@mightywhite4553

Жыл бұрын

When you say your a united fan I assume your talking about Torquay United,

@mattropeydope8985

Жыл бұрын

@@Matthew-bu7fg actually from Stockport mate, born in Stepping Hill. Didn't say they were the worst but they are not good owners. And I worked at Stockport County for a few years from 2008 and around the buy a brick for a pound fiasco so I think I probably have a good understanding of how bad it can be for a football club. Family were originally from Salford so grew up as a United fan before you also come out with "yOu ShoUld SuppORt CoUntY"

@mightywhite4553

Жыл бұрын

@@TELE6220 you're quite right, sorry I mean you are I do apologise

Great dig from Simon, "It'll be a catchweight one"

When Bassini said he was gonna win the league I rolled off my chair 🤣😂 you can tell he really wants to prove people wrong.

@cristophergregory8938

Жыл бұрын

I laughed my ass off my bed when he said that too...

@evo8power228

Жыл бұрын

He's a fool

That sounded like a man that wasn’t “all there” to me. For the sake of BCFC fans I hope a football governing body do a mental health check on him before he’s allowed anywhere near a football club

@zfitzz3595

Жыл бұрын

Listen to the full thing live earlier and he sounded pissed up to me. The bit in the middle trying to prove his assets/financial status to live radio reeks of desperation. Id be very worried if I was a brum fan

@ryancarlo9328

Жыл бұрын

That's what I thought. He sounds like a bloke that you and your mates would go 'ah bless him'. Unfortunately for him, people like that shouldn't be running football clubs.

@dom1664

Жыл бұрын

@@ryancarlo9328 why not?

@ryancarlo9328

Жыл бұрын

@@dom1664 Because their not mentally fit to be in charge of such a big operation. Their cognitive skills are inferior to the majority of people, particularly those involved in football. Put simply, it would be like leading the lamb to the slaughter.

@The-Great-Brindian

Жыл бұрын

lol

This guy is a millionaire and I'm not. Life sure is fair alright

@idi419

Жыл бұрын

It is what it is mate

@timewithoutconsequence4611

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely true statement.

@noirfifa2897

Жыл бұрын

Probably through inheritance 😂😂

@wiggywaggo9647

Жыл бұрын

@@noirfifa2897 it surely must be. Sounds like he's mentally challenged

@alcoholicsementhrower6021

Жыл бұрын

At least you're not a national laughing stock though

Simon calling for a 'catchweight' was pure gold the man's a legend 🤣🤣

@shaunroberts5362

Жыл бұрын

Had me in stitches that.

@danielk348

Жыл бұрын

I'm in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@peterf08

Жыл бұрын

Hes not a legend by any stretch but compared to this guy he seems like a normal guy

The greatest moment of radio captured on KZread

Was this guy high or what... absolute clown. Surely this interview can be used to the FA so we can make sure he never ever passes the fit and proper owners test.

@londonsfinest6070

Жыл бұрын

He’s probably passed it by making the whole FA delegation have a right laugh when he told them he’ll be winning the league with Birmingham…

@ItsAv3rageGamer

Жыл бұрын

Sounds likes hes been on the sniff. Really fucking odd guy.

@yakazaka1903

Жыл бұрын

@@londonsfinest6070 😂🤣

@evo8power228

Жыл бұрын

He's a muppet .

The best phone call ever,absolute gold.

@JLawls91

Жыл бұрын

You’ve never seen Schmeltz Herring then

@DarrenBates

Жыл бұрын

It's funny but this is a football club takeover. Scary if you're a Birmingham City fan.

@blazedray4842

Жыл бұрын

This was something else live legendary stuff

@alcoholicsementhrower6021

Жыл бұрын

@@JLawls91 my first thought as well 🤣

Danny-"I can't get them fifteen minutes back can I"...🤣🤣

This guy talking makes my anxiety go through the roof, he never answers a question!!

@paulhynes170

Жыл бұрын

I thought he was going to turn into Rick Flair shouting wooo 😂🤣

@garywhite8880

Жыл бұрын

Never!

@jacksonsanimations7414

Жыл бұрын

@@paulhynes170 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve been listening to Jim and Simon show for awhile now. And by far this is the most I’ve been entertained. That potential buyer is something else. Goodluck Birmingham city fans! 😂😂

@thedethrocker8858

Жыл бұрын

hahahahahaha he deffo is...i really do feel for Birmingham fans man

@phildemetriou440

Жыл бұрын

@@stevemrmusic9 😂

Imagine having this clown own your club. If I was a Birmingham City fan I'd be worried 😂

@frodobaggins4068

Жыл бұрын

We are!!! We’re very worried to say the least…

@ActiveAlii

Жыл бұрын

I’m not announce bassini

@johnmitchell2269

Жыл бұрын

@@ActiveAlii Villa fan yeah 😂

@daveyt86

Жыл бұрын

Id happily be a clown if it meant i was a successful business owner worth multi millions

@danhawkes8152

Жыл бұрын

@@daveyt86 that ain’t the problem the problem is his going to be running a football club on behalf of thousands, and I’m here to watch it every step of the way

This is absolute gold I think I speak for most when I say I would like Jordan/Bassini segment everyday 😂

I forgot about this. I remember listening to it live stuck in traffic pissing myself laughing. This fella is golden

The way how he shouts SIMON SIMON in his high pitch voice 😂😂!!

@leverholme9894

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

This is the funniest thing I’ve heard on TalkSport🤣

@fezzy5591

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@bryandavis135

Жыл бұрын

By far

@reduxresale6028

Жыл бұрын

It's 2nd to "Schmeltz Herring" go search it up 🤣

@TheDanSwan1

Жыл бұрын

​@@reduxresale6028 That was exact thought. Just was here to leave that comment 😂 "Can you and your dad count to ten at the same time?"

@slickafc675

Жыл бұрын

Simion 😂😂😂😂I’m about to tell u

Probably the best interview I've seen on Talksport.

This truly is an " i remember where I was " moment if you listened to this live..... pure gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Funniest thing ive ever heard 🤣🤣 Simon Simon Simon “your a buffoon” SIMON SIMON SIMON 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This was a difficult listen. I was cringing immediately and it only got worse!

You would have thought Simon was giving it to him as much as he was screaming his name. SIMON!!!! SIMON!!!! SIMONNNNN!!!! 🤣🤣

I love the way he called you a failed businessman when in fact he has been bankrupt twice, failed to come up funds to buy clubs and is a complete charlatan.

This was painful. I'm a Villa fan and I feel bad for Blues. He is a clown, and he is going to make it the Laurence Bassini show.

@lukej2383

Жыл бұрын

Newcastle fan, and I'd take Mike Ashley and Joe Kineer back over this joker.

@CimbomFanFiction

7 ай бұрын

I cant believe how many times he literally said ..Im about to tell ya…”

Gee, I wonder why they make fun of him...

Simone Jordan’s smile when winding him up 😂

Plot twist: He never tells us

😂😂😂 this guy doesn’t do himself any justice really. I guess being rich really doesn’t mean you have common sense.

@Sauvage_Foxes

Жыл бұрын

we've all got a chance in this world !!

Simon is in Bassini’s head rent free hahahaha

The confused look an Danny’s face 😂😂

That's not Laurence Bassini, that's Matt Lucas off Little Britain.

Simon Jordan reigns supreme in everything. Simon Jordan for PM!

All I can hear is "Simon " in high pitch 😅🤣😂

Jordan saying it would be a catch weight was brilliant 🤣

His texts to Simon were even more bizarre, calling him a c&£t and challenging him to a fight in a boxing ring 😂😂

Hopfully for Birmingham City fans that this man gets recaptured very quickly

Simon, Simon, Simon….. Simon! Let me tell you…. Simon! No! Simon! Simon…. Hang on! Simon! Let me tell you….. SIMON!!!! This guy is perfect for Birmingham City 🤣

@ActiveAlii

Жыл бұрын

He is perfect for us mate

@FaithFullyFocusedTV

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 Spot on

@johnmitchell2269

Жыл бұрын

No but just imagine, that he buys Birmingham and the club bring in a new manager named *Simon* 😂😂😂

@jman1387

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@martinmason5008

Жыл бұрын

Simon had enough time to change his name, while the buffoon had more rattle than Mothercare.

‘Simon Simon Simon’😂😂

Admit it, this is not the first time you re watching this

@cathy2708

Жыл бұрын

@stevemrmusic9 comedic gold this, it also doesnt get any less funny

Imagine being a Birmingham city fan listening to this

@rijamor

Жыл бұрын

I was! Every time we have owners who are shite and we think it cant get any worse....

@hijackt

Жыл бұрын

I don't have to imagine! I'm terrified.

@777jimothy

Жыл бұрын

@@hijackt my commiserations

This proves why we need a actual fit and proper test for owners🤣🤣

@martinmason5008

Жыл бұрын

And callers.

@yakazaka1903

Жыл бұрын

@@martinmason5008 😂😂

Greatest segment in talk sport history

Danny Murphy has no time for him from the very first second 😂

Bassini would make the perfect politician (always dodging the question)

I would love to see a Sunderland til I die type thing when he takes over, comedy gold 😂

@georgerubypoppy1063

Жыл бұрын

I hadn`t realised how much I want this until you said it.

@ethanwebb6162

Жыл бұрын

I'm a birmingham fan and dont want this clown but if we get him as our owner and don't get this documentary I will be gutted.

@deanbrown29

Жыл бұрын

Seriously, it would be 5 hour long a episode!

@jaydub2546

Жыл бұрын

@@deanbrown29 nah there is a thing called editing.

Simon stirs him up brilliantly 🤣

This guy would be amazing in exams. He'd stretch his name on the paper into a 2000 word essay.

Keith Harris gets mentioned a lot in the clip. But what are Orville's thoughts on Birmingham City and the take over?

@johnhoward6509

Жыл бұрын

He'd like to take over ' but he can't '

@johnnyforeigna1

Жыл бұрын

He can

@elainekerslake6865

Жыл бұрын

Orville!!! I though as much .a fcuking puppet is taking over Brum city.

@exgren

Жыл бұрын

I dunno, but cuddles hates him

@davidwilson5073

Жыл бұрын

@@johnhoward6509 HAHAHA

3:32 Jim just gives up lmaooo

@user-io8cm4dk1f

Жыл бұрын

😂😂 he looks like his brain started to hurt

91 sets of fans now happy with the owner they have

Simon! Simon! Simon! 😂😂😂😂 absolutely gold this

He reminds me of an awful magician who keeps stuffing up the act 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@777jimothy

Жыл бұрын

He's going to make Birmingham City disappear

@johnmitchell2269

Жыл бұрын

@@777jimothy 😂

@someguy1295

Жыл бұрын

@@777jimothy the plan is to turn it into a car park then sell it to mcdonalds across the road

@777jimothy

Жыл бұрын

@@someguy1295 if he sells it for more than 30 million he's made a profit 🤔

@danhawkes8152

Жыл бұрын

@@777jimothy who the foook wants to buy that dump

He fits right in with the usual TalkSport callers 😁

@Takhar7

Жыл бұрын

They fit each other like a glove

“Simon, let me finish?” This guy never started.

This phone call makes me so happy to support Exeter City (supporter owned). We may not have as many financial resources or flexibility, but we avoid situations like this which are unfortunately so common in the football world. I would be absolutely terrified to have this guy as our owner. He sounds genuinely mentally unhinged.

I’m a Leeds fan we’ve had our fair share of head bangers. I’m worried for Birmingham city football club

I was in stitches watching this 😂😂😂

@fezzy5591

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

5:17 Simon poking the bear and so happy with himself 😂

Simons face when he said ‘ I’m about to tell you ‘ hahahhahahah

Why do i think Alan Partridge is taking over Birmingham City. Talk about an awkward man holding on grudges. 🤣

This man is the king of anticipation..I watch the entire video and still waiting on the answer to the first question

Simon and Danny are like brothers to me. They are freaking awesome.

1:31 4:13 5:17 6:11 LOL!!!! Man, Simon was killing me with his one liners.

Imagine this guy buying your club 😂 he sounds like a substitute teacher that can't control the class

he's off his head 😂

There is absolutely no way that this guy wasn't drunk during this interview.

@charliem9656

Жыл бұрын

On the ❄️

@Ristofec

7 ай бұрын

He was coked up for sure lol

1:21 Jim telling Simon to stand down 😂

Simon Simon Simon Simon Let me finish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Danny Murphy: Does sudoku for 5 minutes 🤣😂🤣 Birmingham City fans be afraid, be very, very afraid 🤣🤣🤣

Laurence reminds me of the little kid from Britains got Talent that shouts "Simon, Simon"

Simon, simon, simons, let me tell you, let me tell you. This guy is drunk or high or both 😂😂😂😂

Danny is so over this conversation 😭

@chrisdee1583

Жыл бұрын

Was the most sense he's ever spoken 🤣

10mins of I'm about to tell you🤣😂

What a car crash of a call in....I found it hilarious 🤣

“Lemme tell you..” The boys in the studio literally look like they are cringing the whole interview..

@count69

Жыл бұрын

The radio equivalent of 'I am writing to you to tell you...'

This guys slower than a snail on the back of a turtle.

@pizzagateisreal

Жыл бұрын

Slower than a slow thing from slow land

@lukeatbrandynightful

Жыл бұрын

Well not really, guys worth 300 million

How has he managed to say so much but so little at the same time

Danny Murphy at the end 😂😂

Get him on the show

I’d buy the PPV if Simon was to get in the ring with this 🤡 🤣

@shivutd

Жыл бұрын

Despite Jordan being a failure at Crystal Palace he’s not stupid to get into the ring with a man who is using talk sport to gain some sort of recognition beck. For Simon Jordan it’s like having an argument with a teenager who acts like they’re all this special quality. It would be stupid and a waste of time for Simon to do this 😂😂

@danward3218

Жыл бұрын

@@shivutd I was in no way passing judgement on anyones intelligence. Merely stating that should it happen (of course it wouldn’t) then I’d certainly be buying the ‘fight’ 😊

@richardkelbie7726

Жыл бұрын

Simon can't fight sleep never mind a decent argument

Sounds like he wakes up and his first thoughts are of Simon

Danny almost put his headphones 🎧 on 😂

Was at work driving in the van and this drove me insane lol It was like being stuck at the traffic lights for 10 minutes lol

This guy should call up every day 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine this guy owning the club and making signings. Fans: ‘what players are we signing for the season?’ Bassini: ‘I’m about to tell you’

@SteveHawk123

Жыл бұрын

Fans ''How much are season tickets'' Bassini: ''I'm about to tell you''

If it was a normal caller he would be cut off after 20 seconds

Laurence Bassini the man who once called the Police because an employee at Watford FC "Wouldn't hand him the key to the club's safe." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂