"And here we see Turrets ominously chanting satanic lyrics" *Footage shows turrets singing and bringing no threat *

@babsil3687

4 жыл бұрын

yeah they are JUST practicing for the ending xD

@amygustilogaming3748

4 жыл бұрын

R/facepalm, I'm right?

@mistermadness677

4 жыл бұрын

Turret Opera Lyrics, Translated to English: Dear beautiful, my beautiful darling! My child, oh Chell! [pun: "oh heavens!"] For I hold her in esteem... For I hold her in esteem. Farewell to my dear! My dear girl, why do you not walk away? Yes, away from Science, My dear, my dear girl? Ah, my beautiful! Ah, my dear! Ah, my dear! Ah, my child! Oh dear, my dear...

@isaiahcamacho7275

4 жыл бұрын

If You Like.. 666

@TheBaldrickk

4 жыл бұрын

the song at 10:00 is called "turret wife serenade" iirc

Don't you dare call the turrets creepy. They're the cutest thing ever.

@popcornin

4 жыл бұрын

It's their opinion

@freedom4125

4 жыл бұрын

They’re cute but the only problem is that they have guns in there random opening things

@linguine4690

4 жыл бұрын

lil uwu cookies :3

@thetruebaloney117

4 жыл бұрын

I know right

@tomtempus7571

4 жыл бұрын

,..............sort of

The turrets “communicating” with music, is actually the last four turrets you see at the end, they are rehearsing, the turret maestro is on the other side,

@MichelleW870

3 жыл бұрын

*turrets are the best music artists on earth they need more respect*

@mychemicalklance4991

3 жыл бұрын

Classic turret quartet

@lethalleelee

3 жыл бұрын

yes that is true

@arandompersonwhoisrandom3985

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@arandompersonwhoisrandom3985

3 жыл бұрын

@Kian Krostag well then why did she try to kill you with fire and deadly neurotoxins

1. turrets are cute 2. did you know that in front of the singing turrets is actually the opera turret... witch is believed to make turrets sing 3. the song that the turrets are singing is turret wife serenade

@raphaelsanchez7386

4 жыл бұрын

Manatee gaming The fat turret is the opera singer, the other 4 are the first 4 you meet on the ride to the surface.The 4th one even keeps her duty as metronome.

@Festive_Fox07

4 жыл бұрын

I think at the end of portal 2 the singing turrets song is so beautiful

@epeli0035

4 жыл бұрын

Everybody look up ”greek mythology cornfield portal 2” and go to the steam website..

@bigyoshi9357

4 жыл бұрын

New enemy for portal 3? a turret that makes all of them shoot in sync or attack at once?

@abrahamyanes2405

3 жыл бұрын

While Cave Johnson and Caroline were in thier human body's they conceived a child that they named Chell. After Cave was poisoned by moon rock dust he knew that he was going to be unable to raise his daughter; so he made a deal with the GMAN to raise his daughter for him. In exchange Cave Johnson would finish the Borealis project, and finalize the GLADOS system so humanity can backup all human intelligence. During Aperture's bring your daughter to work day; the Gman decided to bring Chell to visit her biological parents knowing that thier was to be "unforseen consequences". During this day Caroline was to be backed up in the GLADOS system. GLADOS immediately became self aware. GLADOS was so sad, and angry that her daughter had to see her become a machine that she decided to kill the scientist. In retaliation some of the scientist corrupted GLADOS memory to force GLADOS to calm down. While this is happening the GMAN decides to place Chell into aperture's sleep chamber, and manipulates the system into believing that Chell is a test subject in order for the system to accept her into sleep chamber. The GMAN then specifically programs Chell's profile so that she is not to be tested as she is just a mere child. While Chell is in her sleep state she grows into an adult. You can tell that she was well taken care of because her nutrition and the fact that she has clothes that properly fit her. When Chell became a proper age; the GMAN convinces the schizophrenic "ratman" to awaken Chell by convincing him that a near by companion cube was able to communicate. Even tho the companion cubes are the indestructible coffins of former aperture workers, and test subjects. The GMAN knowing of the alien attacks starting from the black mesa incident; believes that through testing Chell in aperture She would then be prepared for the world above her. The schizophrenic "ratman" agrees to do so and places Chell at the top of the test subject list. "Ratman" notices that Chell's last name was hidden, and her original file states that she was not to test. When Chell wakes up she knows that she is in aperture. She immediately remembers GLADOS voice; and in defiance she decides to give her mother the silent treatment. The events of portal, and portal 2 then play out.

I heard as well that Glados physical appearance resembled a woman suspended upside down, bonded and attached to the mechanical pod. If Cave did that to Caroline both physically and mentally that is so god damn dark, holy shit.

@poofa4009

4 жыл бұрын

Nope, there wasn't any betraying to be had. Here's what happened, Cave Johnson was poisoned by the white gel seen in the game, made from moon rocks. He had the scientists of Aperture start research on a way to preserve his own consciousness inside of an AI construct. But he wasn't stupid, he saw that the completion of the project would not outpace his own life expectancy. So, he made a plan. Should he not survive long enough to be put inside the machine, then his replacement should be Caroline, his goodhearted assistant. It's known that this is what happened due to the ending song, where GLaDOS says, "One day they woke me up/so I could live forever."

@mainta

4 жыл бұрын

@Rebecca Loader oh yeah, it was definitely against her will. In addition to that, there’s an audio file somewhere of Caroline arguing that this isn’t what she wants - the creators apparently said that there was supposed to be more to it (like screaming and pleading) but it sounded too much like r//pe (I heard that the voice actress didn’t want to do it? I’m not sure exactly though). Pretty dark :”

@kevinxninja8782

4 жыл бұрын

Cave is more of a psychopath than Doug Ratman

@anakinvandyke

4 жыл бұрын

Maiyannaise damn, changes my whole view of this game but I still am amazed by the story

@ayjanu

3 жыл бұрын

@@caitybelle16 I can answer that question. J.K. Simmons, the man who voiced Cave Johnson, found those extra lines in the script to be too dark, so he was uncomfortable recording them, refusing to do it. As Ellen McClain had already recorded a few of her lines from that part, my guess is that they were simply left unused (among the various other unused lines that can be found among the data).

wait wasn't there a line were glados responds to cave johnson with "Yes, Mr.Johnson."?

@caratstayarmyblinkigot7onc489

4 жыл бұрын

Yea cause she is Caroline?

@jayssongdisposal7339

4 жыл бұрын

it’s actually “yes sir mr. johnson”^^

@Serasia

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and then POTaTOS freaks out and then shorts out because she only has two volts. I still wonder what Chell was thinking during that part.

@theoneandonlygree1203

4 жыл бұрын

She also said “Goodbye, sir”

@ember-brandt

4 жыл бұрын

She also says that Caroline lived in her brain at the very end, and then supposedly deletes her.

Caroline is confirmed as Glados, if you listen to her while she's a potato she says stuff like "why does that sound so familiar? did I kill her? Is she- Oh my god!" as if she realized it, she also sounds just like Caroline (minus the robotic sounds)

@Omega-jg4oq

10 ай бұрын

And the fact that Glados can delete Caroline so casually at the end of the game like there are just bunch of files even tho it's a literal Human bieng conscience got transported to an AI which it is truly terrifying, it's like she no longer exists

@Duck_side

7 ай бұрын

The game literally tells you that Caroline's consciousness was uploaded into glados, it's literally a huge part of the story....

YOU MISSED ONE! in portal 1 you can hear ratman in the floor grunting and yelling so he did survive.

@PizzaInGame

3 жыл бұрын

A what ? Where ?

@Chronos

3 жыл бұрын

I want to know this too

@2nooby2idol90

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone knows he’s alive during portal 1. He literally goes back in after the end of Portal 1 to save chell. If you accidentally meant 2 then that makes sense.

@vCavernosa

3 жыл бұрын

@@2nooby2idol90 even if its the 2 if hes saying about the ratman dens its actually a music from the soudntrack

@jay_r9825

3 жыл бұрын

You mean portal 2 then yeah if one of his little hideout rooms you can hear supposedly his ghost if also a theory that he dies from the turret gunshot wound

I gotta admit. Portal is creepy at points. But really frickin fun

@mrsuperman5933

5 жыл бұрын

so true

@narwhalagasper1838

5 жыл бұрын

One of my dads friends helped make the game. His name is ‘Marc Nagel’ his name is in the credits of Portal 2!😊😍 Unfortunately not Portal 1 also

@victoriaomark8196

5 жыл бұрын

i agree 100 %

@Kids_Scissors

5 жыл бұрын

Not Portal 2 though, well, just at Aperture Science Innovators. (Base floor)

@heyitsfin1273

5 жыл бұрын

i was obsessed with it for 4 years

The part with the potato is absolutely wrong. Chell was one of many children made a potato related science expermient during the "Bring your daughter to work day" at Aperture Science. Chell's potato is the one that exploded in growth and grew through the roof and it still remains there. So yeah, in the end, Glados can be stuck in absolutely any potato EXCEPT for the one Chell originally brought to Apterture.

@arekdevss

4 жыл бұрын

As you walk past Chell's potato experiment Wheatley says something along the lines of "That explains why this place is overrun with potatoes, guess you wouldnt run out of food being stuck here" (dont quote me on that) but replayed yesterday and think thats what it says. Anyway, that would mean more potatoes have grown from that original experiment providing food for Doug and a potato body for GlaDos. But it is a bit of a foreshadowing that the only potato powered by electricity that got out of hand is coincidentally by Chell and then her mother becomes a machine powered by electricity that got out of hand and is eventually put into a potato. Just another reference to their relationship, oh and all the other potato experiments are untouched so it couldnt have been them that were used either

@raphaelsanchez7386

4 жыл бұрын

There’s also the chance it could just be a potato. Like, a normal potato. There’s no evidence it comes from the experiment, or implication

@arekdevss

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah completely agree, they mightve just had some supply of potatoes or whatever, we'll never know tho!

@almirradical2873

4 жыл бұрын

If we saw closely, we saw this sentence. "Special ingredient from Dad." And it shows the Aperture Science logo..... but does this mean Chell is a daughter of Cave and Caroline, or an employee that either died or got forced to carry tests....? This shows that we can't know everything in the universe.....

@tylerthornton2161

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not gonna lie, I agree with the potato thing, it's the Moon thing I don't get. I THINK that Chell actually shot a portal to the moon, was about to die in the infinite cold depths of space, GLaDOS pulled her back, leaving Wheatly to die, and then Chell was knocked unconscious.

"Anyone got any bullets?" "BLAM.......B BLAM BLAM, see I'm not defective."

@paulrance5445

3 жыл бұрын

“BLAM BLAM MISSILE!”-Chairman Bana (Xenoblade Chronicles 2).

@rosykindbunny1313

2 жыл бұрын

I love those guys

When I first heard the turret talk about Prometheus' myth I was actually kind of convinced it spoke about Caroline/GlaDOS. Prometheus was indeed punished for his sins by being tied to Caucasus and his internals being eternally pecked by crows (until Hercules came by). However there are two translations of Prometheus. The one is of Theogony, in which Prometheus is portrayed as selfish and wanting to surpass Zeus by giving humans fire and knowledge. But in Protagoras' version, Prometheus is wrongly punished since all he did was to help humankind survive and did it out of pure concern. I think both of these versions could fit with the whole Caroline-Cave story if more were brought up in the surface (Depending on their relationship and if indeed Chell is "humankind")

The turrets aren’t communicating they’re practicing for their song at the end

@abrahamyanes2405

3 жыл бұрын

While Cave Johnson and Caroline were in thier human body's they conceived a child that they named Chell. After Cave was poisoned by moon rock dust he knew that he was going to be unable to raise his daughter; so he made a deal with the GMAN to raise his daughter for him. In exchange Cave Johnson would finish the Borealis project, and finalize the GLADOS system so humanity can backup all human intelligence. During Aperture's bring your daughter to work day; the Gman decided to bring Chell to visit her biological parents knowing that thier was to be "unforseen consequences". During this day Caroline was to be backed up in the GLADOS system. GLADOS immediately became self aware. GLADOS was so sad, and angry that her daughter had to see her become a machine that she decided to kill the scientist. In retaliation some of the scientist corrupted GLADOS memory to force GLADOS to calm down. While this is happening the GMAN decides to place Chell into aperture's sleep chamber, and manipulates the system into believing that Chell is a test subject in order for the system to accept her into sleep chamber. The GMAN then specifically programs Chell's profile so that she is not to be tested as she is just a mere child. While Chell is in her sleep state she grows into an adult. You can tell that she was well taken care of because her nutrition and the fact that she has clothes that properly fit her. When Chell became a proper age; the GMAN convinces the schizophrenic "ratman" to awaken Chell by convincing him that a near by companion cube was able to communicate. Even tho the companion cubes are the indestructible coffins of former aperture workers, and test subjects. The GMAN knowing of the alien attacks starting from the black mesa incident; believes that through testing Chell in aperture She would then be prepared for the world above her. The schizophrenic "ratman" agrees to do so and places Chell at the top of the test subject list. "Ratman" notices that Chell's last name was hidden, and her original file states that she was not to test. When Chell wakes up she knows that she is in aperture. She immediately remembers GLADOS voice; and in defiance she decides to give her mother the silent treatment. The events of portal, and portal 2 then play out.

@armoredman6941

3 жыл бұрын

Abraham Yanes I think you got the wrong comment

10:00 "ominously" 😂😂😂 dude they're just singing. It's a reference to ending, where tons of turrets are singing opera

@drumpfbad5258

4 жыл бұрын

ikr, what a libtard

@random_chris1015

4 жыл бұрын

@@drumpfbad5258 Uh, what?

@yarnn640

4 жыл бұрын

this video is so annoying i hate it

@CrazyCatDX

4 жыл бұрын

Yeet

@WinterDutchie

4 жыл бұрын

Actually its the same four turrets that sing to you at the end of the game, the ones that aim at you then sing. Plus the four are all in the same position as when they were practicing.

10:07 hows that ominous? T H E Y R E G R O O V I N

@caualongshanks

3 жыл бұрын

Merely V I B I N

The story is already sad but having Chell be their daughter is somehow even sadder.

There's audio of Cave while dying of his illness telling scientists to force Caroline into the AI... that 100% confirms Glado's identity and you completely missed that.

@dextertoast764

5 жыл бұрын

its deleted audio tho

@luvuchocolate

4 жыл бұрын

@@dextertoast764 Only because the voice actor said it was too rapey, not because they didnt intend to have Glados as Caroline

@dextertoast764

4 жыл бұрын

@@luvuchocolate I know, im jist saying the audio Logetastic is talking about is deleted

@cylontoaster7660

4 жыл бұрын

@@dextertoast764 Deleted audio? I remember it in the game, unless they later patched it out.

@dextertoast764

4 жыл бұрын

@@cylontoaster7660 From a lot of souces, It's deleted but I've nevwr played so isk

12:25 Betrayed? He decided that if his scientists couldn’t make him live forever in a computer then he wanted Caroline to live forever and run aperture He would have been put in a computer if he hadn’t died from moon rock poisoning

@ronanostendorf7661

4 жыл бұрын

Yes thank you

@pundertalefan4391

4 жыл бұрын

Did she want that?

@_KP5

4 жыл бұрын

Pundertale Fan it wasn’t stated

@JS-mu9qd

4 жыл бұрын

@@pundertalefan4391 thats not explained if she wanted that.

@pundertalefan4391

4 жыл бұрын

@@JS-mu9qd Then it's not necessarily a good thing.

You forgot to mention Testchamber 16 of Portal: Still Alive, where “help” is written in a blood red all over the walls, and floors, and there are X s in that same color on the ceiling.

> Knows absolutely everything about Portal and Portal 2 > Heavy breathing as I apprehensively press the video hoping that things are explained accurately

@CAPTAIN_CLOCK

5 жыл бұрын

relatable af

@jparky1972

5 жыл бұрын

And you were disappointed as so much was missed out.

@ember-brandt

5 жыл бұрын

This is too damn relatable.

@jacobhogan3208

4 жыл бұрын

I relate to this for Star Wars, dc, and marvel..

@GeoffreyVonbargen

4 жыл бұрын

And it wasn't....

me: *learns that chell is Cave Johnson and Carolines daughter, making GLaDOS her mother* GLaDOS: "Remember, bring your daughter to work day is the perfect time to get her tested" me: *o:*

@ansh_mtn

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it :(

@mentalcase4299

5 жыл бұрын

@@ansh_mtn , its called dramatic irony!

@dextertoast764

5 жыл бұрын

thats not confirmed tho

@terrabite7685

5 жыл бұрын

@@dextertoast764 YOUR NOT CONFIRMED THO!

@kraken4067

5 жыл бұрын

@@terrabite7685 Lel, so aggressive. You and your generic fan fiction. Somebody here needs to learn the term theory, with the word "Dunce" slapped on their forehead.

11:53 when the game specifically tells you how to pronounce something and you still say it wrong

@vradian6152

3 жыл бұрын

He is completely annoying tbh

@thisisahandle01

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

"Turrets communicating via music" *Turrets just singing*

you missed that room when you can hear Ratmann's voice.

@zuheyshaz3353

5 жыл бұрын

For real?

@diecuck1694

5 жыл бұрын

For real?

@Ali-im3eo

5 жыл бұрын

If we are going about the fact that he missed something .. then he missed alot ... like ... ALOT

@quandeldingle1714

5 жыл бұрын

Yea

@Crappwr0m

5 жыл бұрын

I though I remember it being in portal 1?

Couple of things missed from this video. 1: The girl in the corner of the portrait of Cave and Caroline. - Can be seen if you tyrn the contrast up. 2: The suggestion that the "weighted" companion cubes contain the bodies/remains of the fallen test subjects or Neurotoxin casualties. - Shown by three facts. a. "Weighted" Companion cube. b. It is a "Companion". c. The faces in the pictures replaced with cubes could suggest that they are now cubes! Either put there by Ratman or by Glados.

@Boomrainbownuke9608

4 жыл бұрын

also that he said cave Johnson experimented on his assistant even though he was planning to have his brain be in the machine glados was in but he died by moon rock poisoning before being able to do so

@yerldeblauwe3800

4 жыл бұрын

Also GLaDOS and Wheatley both mention Chell being adopted. Explain??

@Mesmetail

4 жыл бұрын

numpty2 Yeah, it’s a figure from the greek mitology, i just forgot who she is

@zeltzamer4010

4 жыл бұрын

That stupid "body in the cubes" theory can be easily disproven by one fact - the Emancipation Grilles don't emancipate people, so bringing a cube through one would cause the body to fall out.

@SirKata

4 жыл бұрын

@@zeltzamer4010 Those are storage cubes we saw get incinerated, not the companion cubes, latter having hearts on them.

Fun fact: The voice actor of Cave Johnson is J.K Simmons *voice actor of J Jonah Jameson in the Spider-Man series.

@ilashah5979

3 жыл бұрын

And the voice actor for the crap turrets was Nolan North, who also voiced The Penguin in the arkham series

@claudialuquepazos2934

3 жыл бұрын

And the voice of Ford Pines in Gravity Falls

@skippyskyro7450

3 жыл бұрын

And Tenzin in Legend of Korra

@shadowsnstars

3 жыл бұрын

And the voice of the Space Core

@HelpIdkAGoodUser301

2 жыл бұрын

That’s why he sounded so god dam familiar!

“I don’t know why we’re in lockdown” HE GUESSED IT

@jonathankeith524

3 жыл бұрын

The second part is even more relevant today: "I don't know who's in charge". Who's really in charge of this lockdown and these policies?

10:12 OR it's just them being the best lil bots and practising for their opera performance

@vintcade

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly I find it cute how they sing and dance they're just being good little turrets passing the time with a cute lil song

@sammy4282

4 жыл бұрын

Nat Mol It's the same 4 turrets as the start of the opera The one on the right doesn't actually sing but moves it's panels to make noises just like in the opera

@GoldenG0dc0meth

4 жыл бұрын

I just kept humming to it ;-; there cute but just very deadly..

@nattynatman2041

3 жыл бұрын

Ya know I came back 2 years later to rewatch this and i had the exact same thought as in the original comment lol

There’s another secret I know of: In the music track, “Ghost of Rattman” (I believe this is the name, but it may be something different), there is an overlay of a man yelling what seems like nonsense; however, the noise is actually a garbled message, which, until a number of years after the release of Portal 2, could not be decoded. We now have the audio decoded to an extent where we are at least somewhat certain of most of it. It’s pretty obvious by the name that it is Doug Rattman speaking, so it can be assumed by the words “Uncle Johnson” that he is Cave Johnson’s nephew (he, of course, could be related to another person with the last name Johnson, but he also refers to him as someone superior, and we know that if he worked at Aperture Science, Cave was his boss, so it seems pretty unlikely). If Chell is Cave’s daughter, and Doug is his nephew, that would mean Chell and Doug are cousins. So the family tree is complete!

@ii.1308

4 жыл бұрын

Entity_303 bruh

@ember-brandt

4 жыл бұрын

It's never confirmed by Valve that Cave and Caroline were, in fact, together in that sense - let alone that Chell is their daughter (even though that is admittedly a favorite fan theory of mine). And because "Uncle Johnson" is based off of fan translations, and not actually confirmed by Valve to be part of what Doug Rattmann was, in fact, saying -- that is also not canon. Still interesting, though.

@melissaalvarez9227

4 жыл бұрын

Eli M i

@TheVerota09

4 жыл бұрын

that explains why ratman tried to save her...

@raphaelsanchez7386

4 жыл бұрын

RasMir *save more, really. There were like 1459 test subjects before her, Doug moved her to the top because she’s too stubborn to give up.

10:10 The turrets ain't creepily communicating through music Their practicing for the ending of the game!

@womangaming9169

4 жыл бұрын

They're*

@zimtheailen1919

3 жыл бұрын

Ok that’s the American way please spell it the AUSTRALIAN WAY

@hystericallover5989

3 жыл бұрын

Melissa Chapman what?

@zimtheailen1919

3 жыл бұрын

They’re is the American way spell it the Australian way

@dhruvsaini4741

3 жыл бұрын

But how do they know the future beforehand

Actually, there is a pretty good chance that doug is actually in the labs still, beacuse if you go to his den in GLaDOS's test chamber 17 in portal 2, you can go into the room with all the cups, stand above the fan, and hear him ranting about chell, Cave Johnson, and the Borealis.

@Heinz510-1

3 жыл бұрын

@Kian Krostag he put hinself into relaxation vault, didnt u read the book

@flop-p

Жыл бұрын

Could someone send me a video of this or the audio file??? Just finished replaying portal 2 and never paid attention to the cup den...

So glad the portal community is 'Still alive' :D

@bobeck9443

5 жыл бұрын

Just barely

@nicholashamilton5767

5 жыл бұрын

I'm still alive but when I see comments like this I only Want You Gone!

@bobeck9443

5 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Hamilton The community is dead bro.

@popcornin

4 жыл бұрын

I want to commit stand in front of turret

@leonardoraele

4 жыл бұрын

Even though Valve broke our hearts

I haven't seen a Portal video since 2011

@Wertyhappy27

5 жыл бұрын

2015 for me

@mandytran8023

5 жыл бұрын

But you joined in 2018?

@makotoplush9776

5 жыл бұрын

@@mandytran8023 I can watch videos without having an account

@QuakMans

5 жыл бұрын

That’s the year Portal 2 was released

@jeim376

5 жыл бұрын

You missed the golden age. There’s a steam workshop and stuff now

Can't blame Caroline for killing everyone. She was forced into an AI state because Cave wanted her to be the next leader of "future science". She screamed and cried, no one listened. They just put her in the chair and continued their work because of Cave's demands, regardless of Caroline's quarrels and screams. No one cared for her to get her out, so why should she care about them and what they did to her? I do still feel bad she couldn't remember who she was, not remembering anything about her past life with Cave and Chell, the traumatic stress put on her, and even getting rid of her own daughter. Personally, she could've kept Chell, no more testing for her, reconnect with her, etc. Spoiler alert: U know I'd love to if I was GLaDOS. But then, that may complicate things with all the other people in that vault you find in multiplayer and Chell may intervene. Even so, GLaDOS may reuse Chell again without thinking or because of such a strong feeling to keep testing until all "subjects" are dead.

I do believe in the Game Theory that the companion cube is filled with persons.

10:04 me and the boys trying to tell the test answers without the teacher knowing

@dimitrijxvski2812

4 жыл бұрын

lel

@thisisahandle01

3 жыл бұрын

OMFG LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

We all need to start chanting at valve hq WE WANT PORTAL3 WE WANT PORTAL3 WE WANT PORTAL3

@lanyequest3042

5 жыл бұрын

Portal 3! Portal 3! Portal 3! Xgoogle

@ryansandler5429

5 жыл бұрын

Don't you know? Valve can't count to 3

@plantingcactus2852

5 жыл бұрын

PORTAL 3 PORTAL 3 PORTAL 3 WANT A THIRD CAKE

@funtimezane2964

5 жыл бұрын

epical plushies no WE NEED PORTAL 3 WE NEED PORTAL 3 WE NEED PORTAL 3

@Theakritas_

5 жыл бұрын

Too bad that gabe can't count to three :(

The turrets singing to each other is actually them practicing for the ending song.

@mvlpa

3 жыл бұрын

So glados knew she would escape ? :o

The blue core that falls off gLaDoS is saying a cake recipe pls tell me I'm not the only one that noticed this

@queendaddy9781

4 жыл бұрын

It’s the logic core

@yournuggetssmell2313

3 жыл бұрын

@@queendaddy9781 its the logic core but its the cake core at the same time cause he always talks about cake

@thisisahandle01

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, you are NOT the only one.

When mom sprays bug spray in your room while you are sleeping Mom: its your old friend deadly neurotoxin, if i were you i would take a deep breath... and hold it

What I think was far more sinister is the alternate Wheatley story, in the boss fight, at some point Wheatley says 'Do you think you're the first one? I've done this a dozen of times already' or something along the lines of that.

@JacoTheSecond

5 жыл бұрын

EktoHunter really? I’ve gone through the game a couple times and I’ve never come across this. Do you think you can tell me how to trigger that voice line?

@BurningApple

5 жыл бұрын

@@JacoTheSecond Just dawdle in the boss fight

@JacoTheSecond

5 жыл бұрын

BurningApple oh ok thanks

@EktoHunter

4 жыл бұрын

@@JacoTheSecond it's one of the last lines in the boss fight, I just remember hearing it at some point. It was in the German version, it might have been different in English.

@ladyselin35

4 жыл бұрын

I think he meant he fooled other people too.

"...while we explore the dark side of the game..." - You mean there's actually a LIGHT side? 🤨 I thought it was pretty much ALL "the dark side of the game".

@thisisahandle01

3 жыл бұрын

No, there’s totally a light side. It’s a funny game.

13:12 no, the most common theory is that Chell is son of Ratman, and thats the reason he is helping HER recover, and re-directs all power to her long-term relaxation chamber, to make her survive

@alishagee4044

4 жыл бұрын

Hate to be a buzz kill man, but no. Chell being the daughter of Cave and Caroline is the most popular theory. Doug comes into it and is commonly believed to be the adopted father to her once Cave died because of moon rock poisoning and Caroline was forced to become GLaDOS. That's why he tries to save Chell, at least, that's what is most commonly seen around.

@natinekochan6489

4 жыл бұрын

@@alishagee4044 ooh now that just clears a whole new line for me,i mean i always knew cave johnson and caroline a.k.a Glados were chell's parents despite what many skeptics say but Doug being the adoptive father is just plain new to me and somewhat reasonable since he seems to care for her nice spotting 😁

@alishagee4044

4 жыл бұрын

@@natinekochan6489 Yeah, there is no obvious confirmation but it does seem to fit pretty well with what we do know. I gotta imagine it would be hard for Doug though, knowing about what happened to her parents and knowing he couldn't say a word to her about it.

@natinekochan6489

4 жыл бұрын

@@alishagee4044 i think the reason there hasn't been a confirmation is because,1. It's Valve we're talking about,the company afraid of 3 🤣,2.Maybe they themselves didn't think this far about the story situation and when they saw the fans piecing everything together they decided to remain silent to feel better or something and well 3..3 is none existing,valve reasons 🤣

@alishagee4044

4 жыл бұрын

@@natinekochan6489 We all know Valve can't count to three and maybe they left it up to creative interpretation intentionally or maybe they're afraid (of the number 3) of the backlash hardcore fans might give them if their story doesn't live up to their expectations.

"BIRD BIRD BIRD! KILL IT! IT'S EVIL! It flew off. Good, For him. Ok, back to thinking." -potato GladOs

@skythereal41

4 жыл бұрын

***PotatOs

@Kids_Scissors

4 жыл бұрын

@@skythereal41 right you are

@skythereal41

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks PartlyCloudy

The turrets aren’t creepy. They were practicing singing, not ominously speaking through song. Edit: Omg how did a comment I did over two years ago get 200+ likes-

@josuedominguez-delatorre735

3 жыл бұрын

maybe both.

@Cheeseburger897

2 жыл бұрын

Dun.. dun.. DUN

What you forgot about the last theory about chell being caroline and caves daughter: the pre-credits song is latin, and when translated its obvious its glados, refering to her as her child asking her to walk away from science.

all turret voice lines i know of "wowowowowowo" "I don't hate you" "DONT SHOOT" "nooooo" "wheee" "hooray" "goodbye" "ow" "it burns" "im on fire"

@ShakeyBox

3 жыл бұрын

"nap time"

14:10... so if Doug Rattmann refers to Cave Johnson as his uncle... that would make him Chell's cousin?

@nicholashamilton5767

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, he calls Cave " uncle johnson" in his den where you can hear him talking

@kitsuthecreator4053

5 жыл бұрын

@@nicholashamilton5767 that is true. It could also show more reasons on why he wants Chell to escape: she's family.

@narwhalagasper1838

5 жыл бұрын

😳....whaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAT???

@charlenewright8125

5 жыл бұрын

WHAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!!!😱😱😱😱

@initiatingspin195

5 жыл бұрын

Chell isn’t related to Cave Johnson

Actually, the singing turrets aren't communicating with each other through music, they're actually just practicing their song for the end of the game. EDIT: I don't want to be that kind of person, but can we get to 1000 likes? If so, I will shoutout my twitch channel!

@Moosep1p

5 жыл бұрын

Like how dr strange did😲

@kelzadocbrother9598

5 жыл бұрын

the turrets made undertale,portal1,hl2, and us WE ARE A LIE!!!

@frognoises1494

5 жыл бұрын

@@kelzadocbrother9598 woah there buddy...

@hilmiakgunlu1036

5 жыл бұрын

5. Reply

@hilmiakgunlu1036

5 жыл бұрын

There is *Big Turret* there too like a *CONDUCTER*

When i saw black mesa's logo on glados screen, now i think that black mesa corrupted glados

@EmeraldLavigne

3 жыл бұрын

What? Obvs not. Black Mesa is so far beyond Aperture, they probably barely even noticed them. Comparatively, Aperture were obsessed with Black Mesa.

Those turrets "communicating with music " are really practicing for the opera in the end of the game

Portal is one of my favorite games, thank you!

@YeahAlright1983

5 жыл бұрын

Same, it's one of the best :D nice profile pic BTW ＼(^∀^)

@TheWeasel813

5 жыл бұрын

Joey The Logboy thanks! Who is your favorite character?

@ceskul

4 жыл бұрын

Justin Scarborough Patrick

@prince5437

4 жыл бұрын

Dude i love portal and i play the game over and over

@masacross8551

4 жыл бұрын

Same here, I can see why it got Game of the Year.

Haven’t seen a portal video in my suggestion is a long dam time

@factcore3393

4 жыл бұрын

Hi im a core

@bridanthegamer7746

4 жыл бұрын

COMPANION CUBE I LUV U

@TheVerota09

4 жыл бұрын

you are a mass made out of dead bodies

13:58 Chell wasnt put in the chamber as a child, she was working there as a test subject in Portal 1, and Portal 2 is AFTER Portal 1. also you dont grow in relaxation chamber, because if that was the case, she would've been long dead, because she was there for few thousand years. And Portal 1 test chamber was short-term chamber, so that means she got in this capsule few days before, because that was common experiment routine.

@wojtekpolska1013

3 жыл бұрын

@Bunbunfam A) this might just be another kid (not like there is only 1 Chell in the world) B) she might be a kid of one of Aperture workers but that doesnt mean she was put in the chamber the day of bringing your daughter to work day. Option A is more probable, because as far as we know Chell was abandoned as a child

@wojtekpolska1013

3 жыл бұрын

@Bunbunfam what does long falling boots have to do with her being a kid? you can clearly see she isnt a kid in this video lmao she just joined Aperture Science as an employee your theory literally doesnt make any sense to me

Finally someone talking about Portal in 2019. I am not alone, and Awesome Video Bro.

My friend showed me this game once and i had no words for this.

@oliiivey

4 жыл бұрын

It's a great game, you should play it

@MissingRedacted

4 жыл бұрын

i cant like your comment even though i really want to. You have the magic number

@rosykindbunny1313

2 жыл бұрын

My brother showed me it. We played two player on Portal 2 and the fact that it was subtly pitting us against each other while also forcing us to work together was genius. I just had to play the main story.

*sees a Portal video* "Wait what?" *looks at the date* "WHAT WHAT?!"

@n_arsovicc1289

4 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

Half of the Portal fandom: "Schizophrenia doesn't make you bad or evil!" SuperHorrorBro, and any other Portal lore- covering channel: *Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way.*

Turrets: **Practicing Opera** Superhorrorbro: DARK COMMUNICATION

In the year 3019 somehow, valve will have learned how to count to three

Actually Cave Johnson died before Caroline became Glados

@cylontoaster7660

4 жыл бұрын

Right, the AI transfer wasn't ready by the time Cave was dying, so he has the audio giving his people instructions to put Caroline in the AI even if she doesn't want to (in a misguided attempt to make Caroline immortal)

@vilukisu

4 жыл бұрын

And funnily enough, we know exactly why he died.

@arturtruu7497

4 жыл бұрын

Not only that, Chell is in no way Cave and Caroline's daughter seeing as GLADoS was created after Cave's death and weeks before bring your daughter to work day so Chell couldn't have possibly used a component from daddy's work provided by cave because he was dead by that point PS i'm aware of adoptions

This turret also refers to a character known as "Caroleyene" "Her name is Caroline"

Then there's me, who watched the whole video without even touching the game

I loooove Portal! Awesome job covering the dark secrets behind such a fantastic game!

@narwhalagasper1838

5 жыл бұрын

Alice!!!😊😘😍

Turret: Her name is Corolaine *her name is Caro-Line* Turret: Corolaine *So who was caro-line?*

@supersonicfanboy1668

5 жыл бұрын

Coraline

@annaschneider225

4 жыл бұрын

"Carolynne" y'all

3:49 This Level is the level that got me to quit the game. She told me the floor ahead was poisonous and if I quit I'd get a piece of cake, so I went to ask my dad and he told me that she was lying to make me stop. I honestly thought I would get cake; and I'm still upset she got me to quit and that was about 10 years ago now.

This was one of my first exposures to Portal and Half-Life back then and to your content. So thank you.

"Prometheus got chained and picked by bird for eternity" What's sin? all the man had done is just give the flame to humanity.

@ronanpflanagan

4 жыл бұрын

@HorizonEngine05 ya. Zeus didnt want humans to evolve in case they overthrew the gods. Prometheus didn't mind and stole fire and gave to humans.

@planktontimberhill7177

4 жыл бұрын

He stole the fire from gods. Learned this from a MacGyver episode

@srivatsgaming6031

4 жыл бұрын

Le_ Alien pissing off Zeus is a sin in itself

@danitron4096

4 жыл бұрын

Or because Chell was asleep for 50.000 years and her mum would have been dead anyways plus GLaDOS did it to mock her

@jonassmith2479

3 жыл бұрын

Le_ Alien yeah I agree, I don’t think this guys knows what he’s talking about. Prometheus us portrayed as a hero in the story. He stole fire to give to man because the Gods refused and then he got punished for his good deed. Not necessarily a sin, more a disobedience of an unrighteous hierarchy.

Wait... so Chell is actually the daughter of Caroline? If she is, then that's a lot to take in

Good video, man!

No One: Not Even A Single Soul: Valve: Portal 3 Everyone: *screaming loud happy noises*

Didn't expect mike to do a vid on Portal

Great video, I actually recently started watching portal videos again XD lol I love how you go into full detail with everyone and have full theory’s and everything, great job.

Cool vid. I've loved these games for a while and never knew about doug

Man it's weird as all hell seeing a new portal video in 2019, but good on you.

I never thought that Mike will cover these games... but I absolutely LOVE it!

I can't believe you're actually doing a video on Portal! *Please do more it's like my most favorite game!!!* 🔷 🔶 🔫🤣

@epicgamer3858

5 жыл бұрын

Those emojis

@terrabite7685

5 жыл бұрын

@@epicgamer3858 it's obviously a man shooting two road different colored road signs.

@kwekker

4 жыл бұрын

like

@factcore3393

4 жыл бұрын

🔶🔷🔫

@Kamey2

4 жыл бұрын

God • 🖲

SuperHorrorBro: (basically says that Doug's insane) Me, an intellectual: *It was at this moment that he knew, he f^cked up.*

I love you theories and all your other videos. Hope you have a merry Christmas and have an amazing day. Have a Spooky Christmas and a Scary-new year :-0 (Boo)

You forgot that.. on final , someone says "Caroline deleted" consequence that the portal 2 GLaDOS is another person , while idk how GLaDOS was Caroline and now its a diffrent woman

@terrabite7685

5 жыл бұрын

GLaDOS thanks Chell for helping her find where Caroline lives inside her AI then she deletes it, but I don't think she really did delete Caroline, I think she did that to taunt Chell, as she has done many many times before, because if she deleted Caroline, she deleted the system that allows her AI to function and make decisions, so she wouldn't have been able to continue talking, she'd basically become an Alexa

@solartheterrariancreeper7674

5 жыл бұрын

She deletes Caroline and the inrinchment center says that it’s successful she is now just pure AI

@terrabite7685

5 жыл бұрын

@@solartheterrariancreeper7674 *no, Endgame Happens*

@brlin

4 жыл бұрын

@@solartheterrariancreeper7674 I'm pretty sure the enrichment center's announcer's voice is fully controllable by GLaDOS

@jhonny44444

4 жыл бұрын

@@terrabite7685 She didn't do it to taunt her, she did it to get her to leave. Caroline wanted Chell to escape, GlaDOS just made sure she had no reason to return. While you, as the player, want to escape, you do it by solving the puzzles and you like doing that. They sort of break the fourth wall here by stating that Chell wants to do these tests. The whole song at the end of Portal 2 is meant to push Chell away and remove any incentives to return. If Caroline truly was Chell's mother, then deleting her would mean that her mother is gone and that she has nothing left at Aperture. Or at least, this is how I interpreted it.

THE WORDS ARe: in portal, at one point glados says "how about i call ur mother" and she calls chells mother and glados said: "oops, she didnt aswere". AND THAT's BECAUSE GLADOS DIDN't ANSWERE BECAUSE SHE's CHELL's MOTHER!

"They creepyly" dude the designers were adding jokes. The cake references was hilarious. And the polka turrets were cute. Also also the voice of GLaDOS is an opera singer, and the Opera song she sung at the end was referring to Chell as her daughter.

@raphaelsanchez7386

4 жыл бұрын

abselby She refers to her as “my dear”. So, you’re wrong. Well, you would’ve been if she didn’t also use “my child”.

cool video man, have subbed!"

In a good way though. Thanks 4 making this video!

Who else spends most of the time messing around with the portal gun

@333Xanax

4 жыл бұрын

Me Xd

You missed the part where black mesa and aperture science were in direct competition to build a portal device first, in the half life series. The two weren't just related, but directly related.

The love affair is PURELY speculation. I've met Ellen McLain in person at a con, and the question regarding this theory came up. She said that "it wasn't something the writers were thinking about"

"In case you were wondering, yes, I'm still a potato" -Glados

Super Horror Bro Your the best u bring Best Theorys of Bendy and Portal and More

One other thing about Ratman is he actually makes a few hidden appearances where he helps you and sends you a heart and studs in both the Portal level in the main story mode and the Portal level pack in Lego Dimensions. It's clear how much the people at TT Games love the Portal franchise.

10:04 Their music bangs tho.

Here's some dark secrets you don't know about (that is also more relevant than everything in this video repeating the same things we've already heard a hundred times before): Out of all the puzzle creators on the Portal 2 workshop, I hold the world record for designing the most maps (490+ puzzles). Valve made a promise to the entire Portal 2 community that they would officially recognize good puzzle creators to make sure their content gets the recognition is deserves, but now it's 7 years later and Valve still hasn't done anything to make good on that promise (they basically lied). Less than 1% of the maps posted on the Portal 2 workshop are actually good puzzles, and NONE of these good maps are popular, their rightful position instead being hogged by garbage front page fodder maps (and again, Valve doesn't care to do anything to fix it).

@GAMELASTERv2

4 жыл бұрын

:( what a shame... Just curious, does anyone tried to contact Valve employees about that? Twitter, mails, anything? Yes, they're company, but still they're just persons and maybe they just forgot...

@gajeelredfox2760

4 жыл бұрын

Not many people care about that though

@limnovae7692

4 жыл бұрын

You sound bitter

@Hameud

4 жыл бұрын

Don't you get it? The cake is a lie.

Great video these facts are dark and I heard about thid game.

I remember first playing portal and finding rattman's hideouts. I kept checking the portal I used to enter so I could leave, and kept thinking "don't get trapped, don't get trapped...". That was legitimately scary, and when I finally decided I loved portal as a game

Went to boot camp in San Diego at MCRD, I remember seeing “the cake is a lie” everywhere, from porta potty’s to lock boxes. Our platoon was chosen to stay in an old building across from the parade deck. As I looked out of the window watching that beautiful parade deck where Marines were made I looked down at edge of the window and see “the cake is a lie” written. Freaked me out a little bit, the kid must have been a huge fan of portal to risk writing that everywhere he went.

9:54 actually, they’re just singing

There is a dark easter egg in reality, all fortnite players who aren't 8, once played portal before fortnite.

@tablespook

5 жыл бұрын

cool91725 Gaming that is true.

@kazuiin_

5 жыл бұрын

Nope I played portal never played Fortnite and never will

@dextertoast764

5 жыл бұрын

so?

@kazuiin_

5 жыл бұрын

Shreakisluv tHeY’rE A lIaR

@cseve8801

4 жыл бұрын

@@kazuiin_ So then you aren't a Fortnite player. His point still stands

This game is so complex, once you start a black hole in your head demands more! Hey, i've read a commentary somewhere about the turrets that explains why Chell can take that many bullets (something about extreme loss of effectivety), if you ever think about making other portal vid can you attest the veracity?

There's also the fact that a part of Caroline still has a small degree of compassion for Chell, as seen at the end when she knocks Wheatley into space, but pulls Chell back into aperture. She could have left you to die on the moon, or even had turrets kill you while you were unconscious in front of her. Indeed when she kicks you out, the elevator ride has four turrets suddenly aim at you and begin singing. All this points to that while GLaDoS was a psychotic AI, part of her, a small part of her, was still willing to allow Chell to escape. The song that the turrets sing is called 'Cara Mia', and it translates to "My Beloved" in italian.

It has only have been over five years to make a video. Relevant.