There You Are

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On September 13th, 2012, Valve received another mysterious crate from WETA Workshop. Inside was a full-scale, articulated Portal turret, complete with a motion sensor. Once again, WETA Workshop's gone far, far beyond our expectations to deliver something truly amazing. Thank you, WETA Workshop!

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  • @monotonescreaming6144
    @monotonescreaming61447 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe they missed the chance to load nerf darts into that thing. Imagine coming across this in the employee waiting room on April fools day.

  • @SapphFire

    @SapphFire

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yeah

  • @haimynamesislex9826

    @haimynamesislex9826

    7 жыл бұрын

    Emme T real bullets

  • @declan7551

    @declan7551

    7 жыл бұрын

    Can of silver spray paint and you're in business.

  • @declan7551

    @declan7551

    7 жыл бұрын

    Can of silver spray paint and you're in business.

  • @Kuraimizu9152

    @Kuraimizu9152

    7 жыл бұрын

    How about BB's? That would be nasty...

  • @Bwabel
    @Bwabel3 жыл бұрын

    “We shoot the whole bullet. Thats 65% more bullet, per bullet.”

  • @floriandaler5327

    @floriandaler5327

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why am I reading this in Cave Johnsons voice? I need a doctor.

  • @Runtergesprungen

    @Runtergesprungen

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@floriandaler5327 oh no me too

  • @afedupdialga168

    @afedupdialga168

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is the same type of technology we’ve been using on robots for decades Scares the hell out of them

  • @BroskySam9716

    @BroskySam9716

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Runtergesprungen but who didn't

  • @teenysnow5076

    @teenysnow5076

    3 жыл бұрын

    I knew I was gonna see this when I came down here

  • @Jared-e
    @Jared-e2 жыл бұрын

    How can a turret have so much charm and personality? I’ve played so many games where even humans don’t have a fraction of the personality. Such a great character.

  • @Overqualification

    @Overqualification

    9 ай бұрын

    Are you still there?

  • @LeventK

    @LeventK

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@OverqualificationNo, thanks. Appreciate that.

  • @desifitriani3513

    @desifitriani3513

    7 ай бұрын

    Portal turret unboxing

  • @SomeRandomPiggo

    @SomeRandomPiggo

    7 ай бұрын

    Sleep mode activated.

  • @bigmanlikesturtles9476

    @bigmanlikesturtles9476

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Overqualification Critical error

  • @MillMoxx
    @MillMoxx2 жыл бұрын

    The portal turrets are a perfect example of “What if a gun had a soul, and didn’t want to be a gun?”

  • @AdamHolland-Adz

    @AdamHolland-Adz

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's actually very accurate and kinda tragic. Imagine the turret standing next to a skeleton. "Are you still there? ... Hello? ... I'm sorry."

  • @hellboy19991

    @hellboy19991

    2 жыл бұрын

    Isn't that "What if a gun had a soul" a quote attributed to the director of The Iron Giant movie (or very close)?

  • @MillMoxx

    @MillMoxx

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@hellboy19991 yup

  • @TACTIK00L

    @TACTIK00L

    2 жыл бұрын

    this guy definitely watches youtube shorts

  • @MillMoxx

    @MillMoxx

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TACTIK00L ? You do too?

  • @Electrovicane
    @Electrovicane8 жыл бұрын

    why cant normal people have nice things like these?

  • @nacho-fb1ch

    @nacho-fb1ch

    7 жыл бұрын

    Because this ISNT Normal........BTW this is old...

  • @genericname2314

    @genericname2314

    7 жыл бұрын

    Badum Tss

  • @f4rz102

    @f4rz102

    7 жыл бұрын

    2012 not so old?

  • @bluvsred9266

    @bluvsred9266

    7 жыл бұрын

    So you say that people at Valve not normal?

  • @nacho-fb1ch

    @nacho-fb1ch

    7 жыл бұрын

    Maybe.

  • @owenmajor1314
    @owenmajor13144 жыл бұрын

    2012 "Is there anyone there?" 2019 "There you are."

  • @reve99nton

    @reve99nton

    4 жыл бұрын

    2026 "Put me down'

  • @LookingGlass69

    @LookingGlass69

    4 жыл бұрын

    2050 "Are you still there?"

  • @stevenbudovski6841

    @stevenbudovski6841

    4 жыл бұрын

    3010 "I'm different."

  • @DlcEnergy

    @DlcEnergy

    4 жыл бұрын

    3077 "I don't blame you"

  • @loop5720

    @loop5720

    4 жыл бұрын

    7988: I'm here and shout out to the ones before me, looks like this place is ending already

  • @crashomega
    @crashomega2 жыл бұрын

    I can’t believe Cave sent Valve a real sentry. He must have really enjoyed playing the games based his company Aperture Science

  • @wafflestoyou
    @wafflestoyou4 ай бұрын

    As a new zealander can confirm weta works shop = very cool

  • @loraxthegrey6723
    @loraxthegrey67234 жыл бұрын

    One of them wears a Black Mesa shirt. He is going to be the robot's first target

  • @andurasu1204

    @andurasu1204

    4 жыл бұрын

    You just made my day 😂

  • @Tekkwin

    @Tekkwin

    4 жыл бұрын

    HAHA...FAT CHANCE

  • @joshuadenis3968

    @joshuadenis3968

    4 жыл бұрын

    wich ?

  • @endorito

    @endorito

    4 жыл бұрын

    black mesa can eat my bankrupt-

  • @timbailey7837

    @timbailey7837

    4 жыл бұрын

    lmfao

  • @zombiehead5847
    @zombiehead58474 жыл бұрын

    Valve now has the best security system, a sentry gun and a turret.

  • @lavalamp131

    @lavalamp131

    4 жыл бұрын

    In the words of one certain short Texan YALL BETTER START PRAYIN

  • @zombiehead5847

    @zombiehead5847

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Psymon Oliver Very yes

  • @slother2488

    @slother2488

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cant tell the difference.

  • @hazeltree7738

    @hazeltree7738

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lavalamp131 In other words of his *You just need a little more gun*

  • @JoeMakaFloe

    @JoeMakaFloe

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hazeltree7738 you need more *dakka!*

  • @barsaf9989
    @barsaf9989 Жыл бұрын

    Wow they got everything right on it. Even down to the rate speed at which the arms extend and retract, and how they soften near the end. Absolutely perfect. I would pay large amounts of money for one of these haha.

  • @Lunarcreeper
    @Lunarcreeper14 күн бұрын

    imagine breaking & entering into valve's headquarters and hearing "target aquired" after turning a corner.

  • @jaxideus6941
    @jaxideus69416 жыл бұрын

    So this is were all the their budget for portal 3 went

  • @the_viper115

    @the_viper115

    6 жыл бұрын

    ..... ;_;

  • @spencerhamilton2557

    @spencerhamilton2557

    6 жыл бұрын

    At least it was not a complete waste.

  • @Tomb-bz6tp

    @Tomb-bz6tp

    6 жыл бұрын

    Venom X Ahhh...No. Weta made this. FOR THEM. THEY DIDNT FUND IT.

  • @janhendriks8788

    @janhendriks8788

    6 жыл бұрын

    Its was a good invesment

  • @skaleee1207

    @skaleee1207

    6 жыл бұрын

    well used money

  • @blackmumba2835
    @blackmumba28353 жыл бұрын

    *Playing portal* *walks past turret* “Hello, I’m different” *heart melts*

  • @miles4939

    @miles4939

    3 жыл бұрын

    when u pick him up and he says "thank you!" 🥺

  • @wastakengd4439

    @wastakengd4439

    3 жыл бұрын

    That turret has a special place in heaven

  • @shortskincat

    @shortskincat

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@wastakengd4439 thank you jesus

  • @wastakengd4439

    @wastakengd4439

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@shortskincat you’re welcome

  • @player6415

    @player6415

    3 жыл бұрын

    I couldn’t bear the sight of the turrets falling into the grinder so I blocked it off with (ent_create_portal_companion_cube) and the turrets didn’t get destroyed but my pc melted

  • @IvBolan
    @IvBolan5 ай бұрын

    Why did YT show me this video from 11 years ago? …Doesn’t matter. I like it!

  • @maxantubegaming
    @maxantubegaming8 ай бұрын

    Props to the people who had to activate it, they will be remembered

  • @kurayamidesu
    @kurayamidesu8 жыл бұрын

    Oh, God. Can you imagine putting this in someone's room? Especially someone who has already played Portal? Like, have the room be completely dark, and then they hear "Target. Acquired.", see their eye lighting up, and then hear the sound of gunfire?! I would probably have a heart attack then and there.

  • @anothertwenty-something1929

    @anothertwenty-something1929

    8 жыл бұрын

    +kurayamidesu This is so evil!!! ... I would do it just for the laughs >:D (I want one for my room...!)

  • @smutnejajo5149

    @smutnejajo5149

    8 жыл бұрын

    +kurayamidesu And then he jumps like crazy, takes cover behind his furniture and knocks the turret over to break it... Aaaand it actually breaks. Goodbye your money!

  • @Gabriel-fl2wj

    @Gabriel-fl2wj

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Dominiola you need to scarry your nerd brother who plays portal 2 but you kill him because he jumps to the window and dies (Karma lost -50)

  • @FunkyStudios

    @FunkyStudios

    8 жыл бұрын

    +kurayamidesu I Would Be Like What The?! A Turret In My Room! LOL XD

  • @jerkliar

    @jerkliar

    8 жыл бұрын

    I would love that and I'd be terrified XD

  • @Awfulfeature
    @Awfulfeature4 жыл бұрын

    “That’s 65% more bullet, per bullet.”

  • @butterlerpunch

    @butterlerpunch

    4 жыл бұрын

    *65%

  • @Awfulfeature

    @Awfulfeature

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dammit.

  • @Coherek

    @Coherek

    4 жыл бұрын

    They only fire the whole bullet

  • @enderpaw.

    @enderpaw.

    4 жыл бұрын

    65%*

  • @Awfulfeature

    @Awfulfeature

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ryan Borkowski you even read the other replies dude

  • @volvofan4053
    @volvofan40534 ай бұрын

    Dude i watched this as a kid and said "i want one of those"

  • @gulayalakel4925

    @gulayalakel4925

    21 күн бұрын

    same.

  • @red_lipped_poong
    @red_lipped_poong Жыл бұрын

    0:59 rip camera guy..

  • @Vlumpty_Vonty

    @Vlumpty_Vonty

    Жыл бұрын

    He will be remembered🫡

  • @daws1620
    @daws16204 жыл бұрын

    "I'm different." Cutest boi in Portal 2

  • @bharatmadho3742

    @bharatmadho3742

    4 жыл бұрын

    now I need an explanation about the 'don't make lemonade'

  • @namansoood

    @namansoood

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@bharatmadho3742 That's what Cave Johnson says: "When life gives you lemon, don't make lemonade. Make life and take your lemons back". I am guessing these turret's have either Cave's or Caroline's subconscious in them

  • @joeyjointjebaiter1275

    @joeyjointjebaiter1275

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@namansoood i just say "When life gives you lemons, burn your house down"

  • @bharatmadho3742

    @bharatmadho3742

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@namansoood still addicted to valve games

  • @mercury9641

    @mercury9641

    3 жыл бұрын

    Space core:😕

  • @yusuf_kizilkaya
    @yusuf_kizilkaya5 жыл бұрын

    does it also freak out when you take it off the ground?

  • @EliteFreeman

    @EliteFreeman

    4 жыл бұрын

    Please put me down

  • @dr.rooster8111

    @dr.rooster8111

    4 жыл бұрын

    W H O A R E Y O U ?

  • @n30n_futur37

    @n30n_futur37

    4 жыл бұрын

    Owowowowo!

  • @cfdeers

    @cfdeers

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don't blame you

  • @sadramohh

    @sadramohh

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@cfdeers It's not your fault

  • @Isolating_radicalizer
    @Isolating_radicalizer2 жыл бұрын

    I saw this video 8-7 years ago and i thank KZread to recommend this again to me

  • @mckennaisaperson4058
    @mckennaisaperson40582 жыл бұрын

    Thank you recommended for bringing this back to me

  • @LexusBot
    @LexusBot4 жыл бұрын

    The fact that you could actually mount firearms to this and use the impulse signal from the LED's to actuate a trigger is scary to think about.

  • @MyNotSoHumbleOpinion

    @MyNotSoHumbleOpinion

    4 жыл бұрын

    Last year I made an airsoft automatic sentry gun with a raspberry pi and a 5€ usb webcam. It's scary that technology and real firearm are cheap and disponible for everyone.

  • @Redbikemaster

    @Redbikemaster

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like a Michael Reeves video

  • @yttrium7646

    @yttrium7646

    4 жыл бұрын

    Weaponized robots are all well and good until they start shooting at the people who made them.

  • @Verillia

    @Verillia

    4 жыл бұрын

    I thought that the turret couldn’t tell the difference between good and bad people tho

  • @YourLocalMairaaboo

    @YourLocalMairaaboo

    4 жыл бұрын

    PLEASE NO!

  • @mryoshiyoshi451
    @mryoshiyoshi4519 жыл бұрын

    Admit it people, you want one.

  • @yonakakurai7985

    @yonakakurai7985

    9 жыл бұрын

    I ADMIT IT!!!!

  • @Dfawley-js2lk

    @Dfawley-js2lk

    9 жыл бұрын

    Im not gonna lie I want one SO BAD!!!!

  • @carsonlybbert1266

    @carsonlybbert1266

    9 жыл бұрын

    I will admit it. I don't know if I have ever wanted something so bad.

  • @croconyle

    @croconyle

    9 жыл бұрын

    I admit I do want it. Not just for looking awesome and realistic, but for a little robot buddy! 😙

  • @dracobengali

    @dracobengali

    8 жыл бұрын

    MrYoshiYoshiI ADMIT NOTHING...but yes, I do.

  • @siimseiin
    @siimseiin Жыл бұрын

    This video os a great memory from a great time.

  • @Coffeebean3894
    @Coffeebean38942 ай бұрын

    This is the thing I'd die for, I love the turrets and that's just amazing!

  • @cubejedi
    @cubejedi4 жыл бұрын

    "Cave Johnson here introducing the new Aperture Science turret to protect your family"

  • @eekrats5981

    @eekrats5981

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thats 65% more bullet, per bullet.

  • @rainysunday9664

    @rainysunday9664

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nah, prefer Mann Co. Sentry product.

  • @lostalifegaming

    @lostalifegaming

    4 жыл бұрын

    Just try getting close to that baby

  • @Nate2010

    @Nate2010

    4 жыл бұрын

    And we fire the whole bullet! That’s 65% more bullet, per bullet. Just try to get close to that baby, ha ha, your funeral.

  • @bunnies2203

    @bunnies2203

    4 жыл бұрын

    I bet you read that in Cave’s voice.

  • @yeehaw142
    @yeehaw1426 жыл бұрын

    Oh Valve, if only you still cared...

  • @charexgaming884

    @charexgaming884

    6 жыл бұрын

    They can't count to three, there is no portal 3, no half life 3, no left 4 dead 3. They have ruined my life...

  • @victorweizhesun5058

    @victorweizhesun5058

    5 жыл бұрын

    They simply realized selling other peoples games are more cost-effective than making their own. please valve, remember us.

  • @Starbat88

    @Starbat88

    5 жыл бұрын

    Portal 2 had a pretty nice ending. Perhaps it's better to just let the story end there. Maybe they'll remake it as a movie...

  • @alextheglitch1101

    @alextheglitch1101

    5 жыл бұрын

    Starbat OH NO

  • @Nexus9118

    @Nexus9118

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yep, the ending is perfect. Especially if you know the translation of the Cara Mia (kzread.info/dash/bejne/nZ2nmLhvodq_qKw.html - Translation in description), you can know they can't make another one. Glados realized Chell is her daughter and she is telling her to go away.

  • @QbitGamesENT_Official
    @QbitGamesENT_Official Жыл бұрын

    When I was 5 years old when I watched, I didn't even know that you made this video. Thank you for a great childhood!

  • @RomulaaniYT
    @RomulaaniYT7 ай бұрын

    Congrats Valve! On making the best puzzle game ever. ;D

  • @amaulana090
    @amaulana0906 жыл бұрын

    I'm disappointed Why didn't Valve pry the box open with a Crowbar?

  • @JessieProductions

    @JessieProductions

    6 жыл бұрын

    DatGameh I see what you did there

  • @plkaso7515

    @plkaso7515

    5 жыл бұрын

    DatGameh if it helps, there's a guy in a Black Mesa sweatshirt.

  • @ellasweby9822

    @ellasweby9822

    5 жыл бұрын

    What

  • @SpencerBrewerOG

    @SpencerBrewerOG

    5 жыл бұрын

    why didnt they open it with a key?

  • @sebaprime6411

    @sebaprime6411

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Tabby362 dumbass

  • @leodetective6056
    @leodetective60569 ай бұрын

    Dude... It was 10 years ago!! I feel myself old

  • @eimantas314-rblx
    @eimantas314-rblx Жыл бұрын

    Thank you algorithm for reccomending me this since 2020 was the last time i saw it. Thank you.

  • @Ranzord95
    @Ranzord956 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if an unauthorized person sneaks into valve's office at night and suddenly an eye of red leds lights up and says "Oh. There you are." I would get out fast as shit lol

  • @Qubk0

    @Qubk0

    5 жыл бұрын

    Would be even better if it has a laser

  • @JetFalcon710

    @JetFalcon710

    5 жыл бұрын

    In that situation, I'd grab the nearest Companion Cube

  • @paulmag91

    @paulmag91

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@JetFalcon710 You monster.

  • @scientistdoggo

    @scientistdoggo

    5 жыл бұрын

    And then you hear: "Activating Deadly Neroutoxin..."

  • @foundationagentredacted9908

    @foundationagentredacted9908

    5 жыл бұрын

    I bet they would even load it

  • @sergiobarros6102
    @sergiobarros61023 жыл бұрын

    The Turret is the most sweet enemy in all gaming history.

  • @NexuuusCoooore

    @NexuuusCoooore

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sentry: most blood thirsty and vicious enemy *when it's pointing at you.*

  • @yourlocalmethdealer697

    @yourlocalmethdealer697

    2 жыл бұрын

    What about tf2 turret

  • @noahtheowl7107

    @noahtheowl7107

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@yourlocalmethdealer697 killing macine… literally

  • @noahtheowl7107

    @noahtheowl7107

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@yourlocalmethdealer697 And engineers baby XD

  • @yourlocalmethdealer697

    @yourlocalmethdealer697

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@noahtheowl7107 true

  • @wwren
    @wwren3 ай бұрын

    I love youtube suggesting this to me in the year of our Lord 2024. Portal is eternal

  • @DonaldBaysII
    @DonaldBaysII2 жыл бұрын

    I would pay a lot of money to own something like this, this is freaking cool!!!!

  • @kutlaykizil
    @kutlaykizil4 жыл бұрын

    I need a full scale companion cube for quarantine reasons, thanks in advance

  • @zionfernando2830

    @zionfernando2830

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @jackkingsby116

    @jackkingsby116

    3 жыл бұрын

    most relatable quarantine comment I've ever seen

  • @neosrc

    @neosrc

    3 жыл бұрын

    Holy f#@$ where did you guys come from all of a sudden

  • @kutlaykizil

    @kutlaykizil

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@neosrc exactly my thoughts

  • @Kwispygod

    @Kwispygod

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fleshlight intensifies

  • @ballisticblocker9163
    @ballisticblocker91634 жыл бұрын

    Can you imagine setting that thing up in your garden and having a sign on your fence that said ‘ Mind the turret ‘

  • @stuff5757

    @stuff5757

    3 жыл бұрын

    "No, it don't bite, it's actually pretty friendly. But let's just say it has an itchy trigger finger"

  • @MartinPradoGuerra

    @MartinPradoGuerra

    3 жыл бұрын

    ANCAP dream

  • @Bri-MAIN

    @Bri-MAIN

    3 жыл бұрын

    The only difference would be that I would give it real bullets

  • @sjs9698

    @sjs9698

    2 жыл бұрын

    you'd have half a dozen portal fans jumping yr fence every night to steal it. not that i'd be the first to try or anything. honest.

  • @Feras_Plays

    @Feras_Plays

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@sjs9698 then just fill it with bullets no more portal fans wanting your turret

  • @mraustyseventeen17
    @mraustyseventeen17 Жыл бұрын

    Cave johnson: Special delivery! Aperture team (valve): *unboxes it* Turret: Target acquired Cave johnson: A turret good to hear that my team! Aperture team: *gives a thumbs up to Cave*

  • @The-python-guy
    @The-python-guy5 ай бұрын

    I saw this when I was 8 and thought it was awesome

  • @lord_egg
    @lord_egg3 жыл бұрын

    Imagine trying to steal something from a bank and you just hear from the corner: There you are.

  • @theysayes3071

    @theysayes3071

    2 жыл бұрын

    At that point you have already died from fear

  • @tardisman602

    @tardisman602

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Just try and get close to that baby"

  • @FusionRain8600

    @FusionRain8600

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tardisman602 "Hehe, your funeral"

  • @tardisman602

    @tardisman602

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@FusionRain8600 ah a man a of culture aswell

  • @flamezx2550

    @flamezx2550

    2 жыл бұрын

    S

  • @eve13acatty
    @eve13acatty2 жыл бұрын

    I remember watching a tour of the Valve headquarters and while they were showing this, the tour guide was like "It came with a built-in voice but we had to turn that off. Because at first it's cool, but after day 17 of constantly hearing 'I see you' when you walk by, it gets old fast" XD

  • @dylanbksp

    @dylanbksp

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172 itll be added in 15 years

  • @fallen_angelmemesforlife9172

    @fallen_angelmemesforlife9172

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dylanbksp way too real

  • @awakebutstillinbed

    @awakebutstillinbed

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172 i just checked and its there

  • @chrismanuel9768

    @chrismanuel9768

    2 жыл бұрын

    I love their voice though 😭

  • @eve13acatty

    @eve13acatty

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@chrismanuel9768 Me too!!!

  • @calebgiddings7476
    @calebgiddings7476 Жыл бұрын

    Wow I'm Kinda Suprised I Was Playing Portal Ever Since It Came Out I Even Remember This 10 Years Ago

  • @cursedbeans5560
    @cursedbeans556011 ай бұрын

    Imagine a portal roller coaster where you went through the apature science production line,that would be sick

  • @TheTrueXaver

    @TheTrueXaver

    5 ай бұрын

    HOLY SHIT PORTAL DARKRIDE WOULD GO SO FUCKING HARD. I REALLY WANT THAT NOW :(

  • @ImCertified
    @ImCertified4 жыл бұрын

    It's probably in the deepest darkest dungeons of valve collecting dust right now...along with the TF2 turret.

  • @bunnykun5836

    @bunnykun5836

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah just waiting for someone to pass by

  • @Rostof_TheGreat

    @Rostof_TheGreat

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@bunnykun5836 "There you are."

  • @flamey4374

    @flamey4374

    4 жыл бұрын

    And half-life 3

  • @VroonGrimblo

    @VroonGrimblo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Along with TF2*

  • @DiamondDev45

    @DiamondDev45

    4 жыл бұрын

    Or Being Destroyed By Glados or Wheatley...

  • @SapphFire
    @SapphFire8 жыл бұрын

    Would be cool if this would shoot nerf bullets :D

  • @desfox3685

    @desfox3685

    8 жыл бұрын

    That would be cool :D

  • @ItsMeJasonP

    @ItsMeJasonP

    8 жыл бұрын

    +AKTT10 That is what i was thinking!!! I would buy so many!

  • @ItsMeJasonP

    @ItsMeJasonP

    8 жыл бұрын

    +AKTT10 That is what i was thinking!!! I would buy so many!

  • @nightfuryyassamaru1683

    @nightfuryyassamaru1683

    8 жыл бұрын

    Or airsoft. Imagine the guy just comes in the airsoft field with this, places it somewhere strategic, and when the enemy comes in its range, the only thing it hears is "There your are." before being rained on by bullets.

  • @luanloud921

    @luanloud921

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Nightfury Yassamaru yeah they could make 2 ones a fighting one and a nerf toy one!

  • @kylewollman2239
    @kylewollman223922 сағат бұрын

    honestly one of the best voiced characters in video games

  • @blueorebro4890
    @blueorebro489023 күн бұрын

    Best video quality from over 10 years ago

  • @SLim-ih7lq
    @SLim-ih7lq4 жыл бұрын

    "I do love testing."

  • @sirapnisaggin

    @sirapnisaggin

    3 жыл бұрын

    k

  • @cuck4187

    @cuck4187

    3 жыл бұрын

    But wait

  • @kurisu-2385

    @kurisu-2385

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you cartman

  • @Scarecrow2140
    @Scarecrow21404 жыл бұрын

    Saw this in my reccomended without seeing the date. Got me excited for a moment.

  • @javakio6267

    @javakio6267

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ness > Lucas

  • @Tinkuwu

    @Tinkuwu

    4 жыл бұрын

    Feels bad. :(

  • @hadoom848

    @hadoom848

    4 жыл бұрын

    I thought they might not have abandoned Portal forever. I am wrong.

  • @zeynepkarakusaltun8925

    @zeynepkarakusaltun8925

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah dick me too

  • @nwolfhub

    @nwolfhub

    4 жыл бұрын

    And there's 1 interesting thing: we still don't have portal 3

  • @The_Chaos_Engineer
    @The_Chaos_Engineer8 ай бұрын

    That's was awesome. They literally did it before the 10 years!

  • @danke_8642
    @danke_8642 Жыл бұрын

    I miss the old Valve

  • @heededshadow509
    @heededshadow5094 жыл бұрын

    *Me, sneaking into Valve HQ.* Turret: “Target acquired-“ Me: “... Indeed-“ *Two minutes later.* Turret: “Please put me down.” Me, walking out with turret in arms: “Never.”

  • @theredneckdrummerco.6748

    @theredneckdrummerco.6748

    4 жыл бұрын

    YAS

  • @lightbulb8888

    @lightbulb8888

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me top (literally).

  • @coopahgibs

    @coopahgibs

    3 жыл бұрын

    Eerorri123 Sap it of course.

  • @ddest1nyy

    @ddest1nyy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Turret: Kill me Me: Never

  • @putra7362

    @putra7362

    3 жыл бұрын

    * *ACTIVATE SELF-EXPOLDE* *

  • @lain328
    @lain3284 жыл бұрын

    I need the one that says "I'm different" so bad.

  • @deshawnpannell3907

    @deshawnpannell3907

    4 жыл бұрын

    They're adorable! Who doesn't need them?

  • @Comboowo

    @Comboowo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, its called the oracle turret

  • @Comboowo

    @Comboowo

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@aer2856 Das a spoiler alert, but you're 100% correct. The turret also says "Don't make lemonade," "Get mad," "Her name is Caroline," etc.

  • @cavalo7657

    @cavalo7657

    4 жыл бұрын

    Her name is Caroline, Remember it!!

  • @antonius6257

    @antonius6257

    4 жыл бұрын

    It cant/doesn't shoot tho

  • @joshuaconnelly8576
    @joshuaconnelly8576 Жыл бұрын

    The finish on the turrets shell looks really good

  • @blakejames9743
    @blakejames97432 жыл бұрын

    0:54 Thought I was in a assesment room for a second. Man, that bought back some vivid memories 😬

  • @Heolses
    @Heolses7 жыл бұрын

    ...Are you still there ?

  • @thuuuu8564

    @thuuuu8564

    7 жыл бұрын

    Naw

  • @ogzephyr4166

    @ogzephyr4166

    7 жыл бұрын

    Whismirk Could you come over... here?

  • @durikorsman3914

    @durikorsman3914

    7 жыл бұрын

    Please put me down

  • @niklasj.rosenberg3419

    @niklasj.rosenberg3419

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Whismirk ...I don't blame you...

  • @therudestofclouds2007

    @therudestofclouds2007

    7 жыл бұрын

    ...Prometheus was punished by the gods by giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds

  • @Jo-ew7lw
    @Jo-ew7lw6 жыл бұрын

    sure it’s cool. But does it fire 60% more bullet?

  • @kazutokirigaya6597

    @kazutokirigaya6597

    6 жыл бұрын

    A Kelp Shake per bullet*

  • @newagederpderp

    @newagederpderp

    6 жыл бұрын

    It fires 0% bullet. *It does not fire bullets. It has flashing lights and a speaker.*

  • @oewn442

    @oewn442

    6 жыл бұрын

    *65%

  • @bubboydarker9030

    @bubboydarker9030

    6 жыл бұрын

    Airsoft

  • @Soneone.

    @Soneone.

    6 жыл бұрын

    *THAT'S 65% MORE BULLET PER BULLET*

  • @kaiplayz3352
    @kaiplayz3352 Жыл бұрын

    I haven't seen this video in years. Yet KZread recommended it to me after years.

  • @bryant475
    @bryant4754 жыл бұрын

    Imagine this sentry in the Home Alone scene, where he scares the burglars with the "filthy animal" movie scene?

  • @tinawright3851

    @tinawright3851

    4 жыл бұрын

    I might get my friend to make an SFM, thanks for the idea!

  • @VirtualRook

    @VirtualRook

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@tinawright3851 I love how many people seem to have just got this in their recommended XD

  • @bryant475

    @bryant475

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@tinawright3851 I'd love to see it!

  • @bryant475

    @bryant475

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@VirtualRook I've been watching "Half Life VR but AI are self aware" by Wayneradiotv, hilarious! Also, the release of Half Life: Alyx :)

  • @Sol-cf9ko

    @Sol-cf9ko

    4 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/c4uMych9ebu4k5s.html you're gonna enjoy this version then :)

  • @jorgealventosa5859
    @jorgealventosa58593 жыл бұрын

    Just imagine what would happen if somebody accidentaly pushed the turret making it fall...

  • @Brandon-ct8vo

    @Brandon-ct8vo

    3 жыл бұрын

    *owowowowoww!*

  • @mecke_dev

    @mecke_dev

    3 жыл бұрын

    would be a mess

  • @chris_rnj2163

    @chris_rnj2163

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don't blame you

  • @wta1518

    @wta1518

    3 жыл бұрын

    Critical error

  • @ChaosCrystalArtist

    @ChaosCrystalArtist

    3 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if it shot actual bullets and nobody was informed that it would do that

  • @JohnAranita
    @JohnAranita Жыл бұрын

    Remember. Wherever you go, there you are.

  • @evlkenevl2721

    @evlkenevl2721

    Жыл бұрын

    Plan?! Ain't no plan!

  • @M4lock
    @M4lock6 ай бұрын

    It's 2023 and this never fails to impress

  • @TRIP_B
    @TRIP_B4 жыл бұрын

    “Is anyone there?” “There you are” “Uh oh” “Please put me down” “I don’t blame you” “Ahahaa”

  • @rookield8077

    @rookield8077

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don't understand how these quote comments are getting so much likes. Are 50% of people here deaf or something?

  • @qExAi5

    @qExAi5

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@rookield8077 Because people. Stop looking for logic to people on the internet. You won't find it no matter what you are looking for.

  • @clickpause8732

    @clickpause8732

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jeremias Gutierrez congratulations, you played yourself

  • @ZoylerERF

    @ZoylerERF

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wtf before I watch this video I saw mj videos. This scare me out

  • @deltatpg9107

    @deltatpg9107

    4 жыл бұрын

    This quote wasn’t in the video but ok

  • @SauceFring
    @SauceFring8 жыл бұрын

    Man, a sentry AND a turret? This place is decked out!

  • @philipottey7723

    @philipottey7723

    8 жыл бұрын

    I guess nobody would be passing by Valve HQ except for Spy with his sapper and the handheld portal device to tip the turret over.

  • @shutereye2634

    @shutereye2634

    8 жыл бұрын

    Or a gravity gun, and this must be why nobody has gotten by and seen if HL3 is in development, because if they do find out, well. They don't make it out.

  • @northkuledud3749

    @northkuledud3749

    7 жыл бұрын

    but wheres the combine turret

  • @shutereye2634

    @shutereye2634

    7 жыл бұрын

    skyarmymember 12 Thats next on the build list I guess.

  • @northkuledud3749

    @northkuledud3749

    7 жыл бұрын

    RagingHammer lets wait

  • @BLAHAJ_GAMING431
    @BLAHAJ_GAMING4319 ай бұрын

    Reading the comments is the best part about this video.

  • @wr3nche5
    @wr3nche511 ай бұрын

    i'll make the trip and take a tour of VALVe HQ just to see this precious little thing 😢 i'd never leave lol

  • @TheHappyKamper
    @TheHappyKamper3 жыл бұрын

    Turret: "Target acquired" Me: "That's cute" **Laptop showing turret is actually acquiring targets** Me: "Oh, shit"

  • @Vitgone

    @Vitgone

    2 жыл бұрын

    You could also rewire the LEDs that flash to actually guns instead. It would be a real turret.

  • @MelodiesFromTheStars

    @MelodiesFromTheStars

    2 жыл бұрын

    The demons have come

  • @rmod8

    @rmod8

    2 жыл бұрын

    the program is built to control actual turrets which is scary

  • @tcyier

    @tcyier

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wait, so does this mean that a homemade turret is easier done than said?

  • @holynder3181

    @holynder3181

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Vitgone With some software upgrades for more range and bigger scan angle as well as hardware upgrades to accommodate for recoil, it would probably work pretty well.

  • @BasedPeter
    @BasedPeter9 жыл бұрын

    I think they bought it to keep Gabe out of the fridge.

  • @diegomartinez65

    @diegomartinez65

    9 жыл бұрын

    XDDDDDDD Good One

  • @ackbarfan5556

    @ackbarfan5556

    9 жыл бұрын

    Nah, he probably uses it on interns.

  • @firesaiyan12

    @firesaiyan12

    7 жыл бұрын

    ackbarfan5556 or people that suggest third installments of valve franchises.

  • @cerealjam

    @cerealjam

    7 жыл бұрын

    BasedPeter HEY

  • @RejectReef

    @RejectReef

    7 жыл бұрын

    Lord GabeN They stopped you from getting your cheeseburgers?!

  • @quequahqueh1878
    @quequahqueh1878 Жыл бұрын

    this is fire, dude

  • @skycloud5695
    @skycloud56953 ай бұрын

    Proud of my country, New Zealand of all places, making shit this cool.

  • @circutive
    @circutive3 жыл бұрын

    Just imagine putting a laser beam, sound effects, and the turret voice. That would be creepy, yet cute. *Just like the simulations.*

  • @nimoy007

    @nimoy007

    3 жыл бұрын

    It already has 2/3 of those things...

  • @jamesromano9967

    @jamesromano9967

    3 жыл бұрын

    what about a gun

  • @Brainiac-rv5hk

    @Brainiac-rv5hk

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dog-ception

  • @roombaman1755

    @roombaman1755

    3 жыл бұрын

    How about it actually shooting

  • @circutive

    @circutive

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@roombaman1755 Oh god-

  • @MADD264
    @MADD2643 жыл бұрын

    Portal fans: “We need portal 3!” Meanwhile in valve:

  • @khairulmufid497

    @khairulmufid497

    3 жыл бұрын

    Also Fans: Your Pfp

  • @errateksines9103

    @errateksines9103

    3 жыл бұрын

    Valve don't do 3's cause Gaben thinks the number is cursed....

  • @MADD264

    @MADD264

    3 жыл бұрын

    Also Mista thinks it’s cursed as well.

  • @felixbaum2180

    @felixbaum2180

    3 жыл бұрын

    well the go to portal 4 instead

  • @ETHRON1

    @ETHRON1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes please....Please....PLEASE.

  • @deadpoollane4229
    @deadpoollane4229 Жыл бұрын

    Oh please make another portal game. It was one of the best games ever made. I miss the puzzles and challenges in that game. and the funny smug remarks of the bots. but also thank you for all your hard work making it. :)

  • @Ruby_Roulette
    @Ruby_Roulette2 ай бұрын

    WAIT WHY IS THIS SO COOL- It looks EXACTLY how it would in the game, that's amazing

  • @skiper7795
    @skiper77952 жыл бұрын

    I love how the 10 years old valve videos are poping on my main card almost every day.

  • @Anvilshock

    @Anvilshock

    Жыл бұрын

    What's the Pope got to do with this?

  • @chenn2749

    @chenn2749

    11 ай бұрын

    @@Anvilshock He has unfinished buisness with the pope.

  • @-VORTEX-VR

    @-VORTEX-VR

    7 ай бұрын

    WHERE CAN I BUT THIS PLEASE TELL ME I CAN BUY THIS

  • @pras6

    @pras6

    5 ай бұрын

    Fr

  • @inspectornigel9355
    @inspectornigel93557 жыл бұрын

    As a portal fan. I want this. For science.

  • @PieroMinayaRojas

    @PieroMinayaRojas

    6 жыл бұрын

    So you are GLaDOS

  • @ideditzsoc00t46

    @ideditzsoc00t46

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yup

  • @sumitasardar203

    @sumitasardar203

    2 жыл бұрын

    You monster.

  • @mongolianwarrior5083
    @mongolianwarrior5083 Жыл бұрын

    No one talking about how much of a banger of a song on this video is

  • @jair8357
    @jair835727 күн бұрын

    Aperture Science thanks you for your purchase.❤

  • @d3rpyplays971
    @d3rpyplays9714 жыл бұрын

    When you realize this video is from 2012 and you get It in your reccomended in 2020

  • @billylabufanda1340

    @billylabufanda1340

    4 жыл бұрын

    D3rpy Jogos hmm yes that’s correct

  • @antisocialvigilante7697

    @antisocialvigilante7697

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same here i see

  • @tobynlayton4573

    @tobynlayton4573

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's a sign....

  • @erklingames6009

    @erklingames6009

    4 жыл бұрын

    I had the chance to give you the 69th like. And I said no.

  • @megabyte1107

    @megabyte1107

    4 жыл бұрын

    And when you see this you want to work at valve

  • @bhamber2641
    @bhamber26416 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if it came in the box it was in, in the game

  • @BacadoTheSkoggy

    @BacadoTheSkoggy

    6 жыл бұрын

    It would have never survived the postal service

  • @PsyDei

    @PsyDei

    6 жыл бұрын

    I actually thought there was going to be that cardboard box inside the bigger wooden box, slightly disappointed

  • @theportalguy1420

    @theportalguy1420

    6 жыл бұрын

    I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THATTT

  • @ericbazinga

    @ericbazinga

    5 жыл бұрын

    Matthias Tan Well, there is that huge foam insert in the box

  • @larsonholleman6938

    @larsonholleman6938

    4 жыл бұрын

    Even better

  • @addoatha
    @addoatha2 жыл бұрын

    It's been 9 years and KZread suddenly put this video on my recommendation. Maybe this is a sign that Aperture Laboratories needs more subjects for Portal 3

  • @Day-vn8lj
    @Day-vn8lj Жыл бұрын

    dude be wearing a black mesa hoodie and yet somehow is alive standing in front of aperture technology

  • @LunchBaby
    @LunchBaby4 жыл бұрын

    "Just try and get near that baby ha your funeral" - Cave Johnson

  • @thenamesjay03

    @thenamesjay03

    4 жыл бұрын

    We're done hear

  • @mangckyatmamon

    @mangckyatmamon

    3 жыл бұрын

    Gabe Joestar, we're done hare.

  • @buenastardes653
    @buenastardes6535 ай бұрын

    Is beautiful!

  • @Shazam0527
    @Shazam0527 Жыл бұрын

    omg, I NEED this!

  • @FalkyRocket2222
    @FalkyRocket22223 жыл бұрын

    just noticed that guy with a Black Mesa shirt thing, if the turret was real he'd be dead by now

  • @FalkyRocket2222

    @FalkyRocket2222

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Sowneyy 7.62 it sure does chap

  • @ThomasFarquhar2

    @ThomasFarquhar2

    3 жыл бұрын

    They'd all be to be honest

  • @Sypaka

    @Sypaka

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Anti Black Mesa personal protocol initiated. Limiters removed.".

  • @vibaj16

    @vibaj16

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thomas farquhar Except the guy with the Black Mesa shirt. The turret would make sure he suffered for a long time

  • @ElMatero6

    @ElMatero6

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@vibaj16 he would burn in turret hell

  • @Dzztzt
    @Dzztzt2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for bringing it to Nintendo Switch! Day one purchase for me

  • @annoyingkittycat6449
    @annoyingkittycat6449 Жыл бұрын

    i went on a tour once of the actual WETA workshop once, it was pretty damn cool no turrets tho :(

  • @charlielongstaff5191
    @charlielongstaff51914 жыл бұрын

    KZread: yeah 2019 should be a great time to put this in peoples feed

  • @sageringeisen8236

    @sageringeisen8236

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's worth it though.

  • @charlielongstaff5191

    @charlielongstaff5191

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sage Ringeisen hell yeah it is

  • @Awelbeckk

    @Awelbeckk

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@charlielongstaff5191 Yup best idea YT had since a long time

  • @sageringeisen8236

    @sageringeisen8236

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Awelbeckk agreed

  • @sageringeisen8236

    @sageringeisen8236

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@anonymousperson7536 bad day?

  • @Turgineer
    @Turgineer2 жыл бұрын

    Valve has such a cool turret in their office. Presumably protecting Portal 3.

  • @DAVETHEBREADWIZARD
    @DAVETHEBREADWIZARDАй бұрын

    I love the box it came in

  • @cqllel5186
    @cqllel518619 күн бұрын

    Imagine paying for shipping when you can just walk thru a magical door and pick it up

  • @a_lexine
    @a_lexine5 жыл бұрын

    "That's 65% less bullet, per bullet! Cave Johnson, we're -bankrupt- done here."

  • @penguinflames707

    @penguinflames707

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cave Johnson “And we are nearly bankrupt” Me: so no wonder why portal 3 isn’t out yet

  • @chromognome1911
    @chromognome19116 жыл бұрын

    Who else read the title in that robots voice. Lolol I love this so much. *_i need one_*

  • @VampireJester

    @VampireJester

    6 жыл бұрын

    ikr

  • @supabryan1434

    @supabryan1434

    6 жыл бұрын

    that'll make around 5 thousand dollars, probably more tbh... the job of humanity is to destroy your dreams for cash, don't forget that !

  • @cheaptv8050

    @cheaptv8050

    6 жыл бұрын

    same

  • @exoticpotatogenesisumbrella

    @exoticpotatogenesisumbrella

    6 жыл бұрын

    ChromoGnome me lol 😂

  • @sondremarsteen5064

    @sondremarsteen5064

    6 жыл бұрын

    MEEEEE!!!!!!

  • @Truth-Spoken
    @Truth-Spoken2 жыл бұрын

    9 years later....youtube recommend me this video

  • @3ofSpades
    @3ofSpades2 ай бұрын

    You might want me gone, but I still come back to visit on occasion. Time has a wonderful way of doing that, huh?

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