Thanks for everyone letting me know that I missed. Thing is, I accidentally missed a few times while actually playing, and you do get another voice line for not hitting the screen.

@AidenOcelot

6 жыл бұрын

Imran Isak Could you do another video about that?

@uwutismxd595

6 жыл бұрын

Imran Isak h

@average7557

5 жыл бұрын

Its ok

@BungieStudios

5 жыл бұрын

Gerald, the bank closes at 18:00.

@Jackaboy-nl8zg

4 жыл бұрын

Tom Holland is that you?

Whitley getting progressively more and more British and angry as you destroy more of his monitors is really entertaining.

@minecrafter3448

10 ай бұрын

You don’t need to specify he gets more angry, being British covers that

@GrimblyGoo

10 ай бұрын

@@minecrafter3448xD

@NoriMori1992

9 ай бұрын

Lol more British 😂

@rainocelot1349

9 ай бұрын

I thought he was Australian??

@andrive

9 ай бұрын

​@@rainocelot1349Me too. But apparently the voice actor is British

there are test subjects in africa who dont have monitors

@javierdiaz5089

6 жыл бұрын

Eli Egbert Portal 3: Africa DLC CONFIRMED

@flipperjr.3822

6 жыл бұрын

+Javier Díaz How is it a sequel if its also dlc.

@pbh001

6 жыл бұрын

Portal 3 taking place in Africa confirmed

@dwsimmy2599

5 жыл бұрын

I can think of two games that could be made off this idea. In the first one, you're a construction worker who worked on building an Aperture Science testing facility in Africa: Cave Johnson figured that it would be cheaper than operating in the US. Your character wasn't told exactly what the project was, but he spent enough time looking over the blueprints to know that there was some extremely sophisticated hardware going into it, and he figures it was some sort of military research base. Him and everyone else on the project got paid a hefty sum to shut up about it, and since then he's tried to move on with his life, but when the 7 hour war breaks out, he figures it's the safest place to go. The first game would be more of a shooter along the lines of Half Life 2. He gathers up some of his friends and family, and has to fight through the hordes of invading Combine troops to get them to the safest place he can think of; the facility he helped build. It could end with the player reaching the facility, being let in by the facility AI, and being given stasis beds for everyone he brought with him, on the condition that some of them agree to be test subjects. The second one would be them acting as test subjects, trying to survive the tests the AI can throw at them. They have to solve puzzles and work together to stay alive. You could even give it a happy ending along the lines of Portal 2, where they're released from the facility long after the Combine have left Earth, and are given a fresh start. It would make sense for the Africa location to have a remote communication with the US facility, so maybe they could be released when GLaDOS develops Atlas and Peabody for the perpetual testing initiative? I think it could be a cool spinoff. We don't really know what's going on in the rest of the world in the Half Life series: Africa, Asia, Australia, and South America never really get mentioned. Even in North America, we only really know what happens in Half Life 1, after that the only info comes from Portal. I think the idea has potential because setting the story on a whole new continent would mean that it would work a standalone game; you could tell a new story without having to worry about it affecting the rest of the story.

@PhantomPanic

5 жыл бұрын

That's because they ate them...

That whiny little "Stop it..."

@volcanic9120

6 жыл бұрын

Just stopp ittt

@Ribbons0121R121

5 жыл бұрын

so pathetic

@Ribbons0121R121

5 жыл бұрын

what?

@Gguyrules

5 жыл бұрын

@@KidandSquid The whine of utter frustration.

@leftlionlisa3483

5 жыл бұрын

“Stop iiiiit!” Omg, this is exactly why you can’t stay angry with him, 😂

"Little miss smashy smash" ahhh classic Wheatley

@jordanbunayog7124

6 жыл бұрын

Techno Potato PotatOS why u here

@technopotato8704

5 жыл бұрын

Jordan Bunayog I could ask you the same question

@jessiem1042

5 жыл бұрын

Techno Potato I read the comment as he said it

@l3monzs

5 жыл бұрын

GladOS why do u even talk ur a potato!

@jSyndeoMusic

5 жыл бұрын

“Fatty fatty no-parents!”

One of the rooms, you activate a force field to stop you so you can land on a walkway and Wheatley is all, "HA! I knew you couldn't.. oh wait you were trying to solve the puzzle..."

@insertnamehere5193

5 жыл бұрын

It was actually something like "Ha! You missed that time! You missed that- oh you were solving the, you were the solving the- nevermind, carry on, my bad".

@ashtonpeterson4618

4 жыл бұрын

Huh. I don't remember that

@mariocardenas1526

4 жыл бұрын

I want to know when this is

@Josuh

4 жыл бұрын

me2

@jetsetgramophone4258

4 жыл бұрын

@@Josuh in the test chamber with 4 turrets, light bridge and a monitor next to the door

"-And you can't unscrew them, they're bolted in. But- ..........ohh. just stop iiiit! :(" awwwww lol

@BeanieGoth

5 жыл бұрын

Lephala cat that whiny lil “stop iiiittt” is amazing lmao

@iSomeDood

4 жыл бұрын

i will cry on my chin

@GSFigure

4 жыл бұрын

Wheatley is baby confirmed

@vonnie0_0

4 жыл бұрын

That little moment sounded like he was genuinely annoyed, but it’s so funny the way he says it like a kid “stooop iiiit!” Lol

@SleepySquib

4 жыл бұрын

Lephala Cat this is why we love him, I honestly want there to be a third game and he can be redeemed

I like that Wheatley thinks that Chell's vandalism is bad while he's keeping a real human as a test subject against her own will

@ThePC007

6 жыл бұрын

Plus, he's destroying the entire facility and almost made a reactor core explode.

@GlossArt

6 жыл бұрын

kinda like how GLaDOS calls you a monster and a murderer when she spent the entirety of the first game and a good chunk of the second actively trying to kill you

@lordjzargo7940

5 жыл бұрын

Stfu

@amenkaya4718

5 жыл бұрын

Gloss and killing people with toxin.

@copycat7685

5 жыл бұрын

@@GlossArt Atleast she's trying her best to keep the facility intact while trying to kill you, even if it doesn't always work but she's trying. Unlike Whealty who's DESTROYING EVERYTHING HE DOESN'T SEEM FIT ON PURPOSE!

When Wheatley says "unscrew," he rotates his eye

@d-o-n-u-t

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Mr. Obvious!

@ImranIsak

6 жыл бұрын

He didn't fly away tho

@raggedclawstarcraft6562

5 жыл бұрын

@@d-o-n-u-t There is a dude who mentioned a year ago that while Wheatley said "unscrew" he rotated his eye!

@d-o-n-u-t

5 жыл бұрын

@@raggedclawstarcraft6562 I supposed I have high enough IQ to figure out that's Mad Matt. Yes, I give people nicknames now.

@raggedclawstarcraft6562

5 жыл бұрын

@@d-o-n-u-t Bingo!!! But I hoped you'll call me Mr. Obvious the second :D

Player: obviously noclipping to deliberatly fly into the monitors and break them. Wheatley: Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're not doing all this screen breaking on purpose.

@laggianput

3 жыл бұрын

I mean you can smash all of these except the first one with clever cube flinging and lazers and stuff

@Joetheknight406

3 жыл бұрын

Nooooo. Just... naaawww. We- we're pals, right? There's no way I would be intentionally smashing your screens! That would imply I HATE you! And there's no reason why I would hate you! Yeah? Mmhm.

@ImranIsak

3 жыл бұрын

Naah m8 It's these long fall boots things Sometimes they just launch me y'know Happens

@Joetheknight406

3 жыл бұрын

@@ImranIsak I am EXTREMELY surprised that you are still replying to comments, and doing it so fast as well!

@ImranIsak

3 жыл бұрын

Hehe I still keep an eye on things here - even tho I don't uplaod as much as I'd love to. Plus, I do get notifications on my phone for all the comments hehe

Wheatley’s voice actor added so much to this game. It wouldn’t have been the same without him. He honestly did an amazing job in his delivery

@Queen_Miku

Жыл бұрын

Same with cave johnson's

@namedsnowfur1790

Жыл бұрын

Stephen Merchant is very good at what he does. I just looked into his career after seeing this comment, and he has 17 wins and 44 nominations total!

@PebsieM4x

8 ай бұрын

Money for old rope

I Never knew you could break those and make wheatly salty

@StarDustTF2

6 жыл бұрын

Cocaine

@EkiTheIdiot

6 жыл бұрын

It’s a shitfest of an extra puzzle doing it for the achievement. The salt is worth it tho.

@JeniousJustin

6 жыл бұрын

He used noclip to get most of it, idk if it's possible to do it without noclip, but it would be way harder.

@EkiTheIdiot

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, they are, you need to break them all for an achievement.

@fuzzyscarfandmittens4772

6 жыл бұрын

It's totally possible to do it without noclipping. It just takes a little work and you get an achievement if you do. Funny thing is, the turrets seem to hate him as well. Pick up a turret and stick it in front of him and it will let the monitor have it.

My two favorite bits: “If I came round your ‘ouse, smashin’ your telly to bits, you’d be *furious,* and rightly so! Unbelievable!” *”Sphere.* May the best *sphere* win. Swap that in. Much more clever. *Books.”*

@ImranIsak

5 жыл бұрын

I like the smashing telly one 😂😂

@yeethittter1285

4 жыл бұрын

How nice he made his first fat joke

@1classikai

4 жыл бұрын

yeet hitter holy crap it was a fat joke I didn’t even pick up on that

@yeethittter1285

4 жыл бұрын

@@1classikai I mean he's in place of GLaDOS right now who else is gonna make them

@autogamer1229

3 жыл бұрын

He sounds like mumbo

next time little daniel refuses to eat his food ill tell him to think about all those african test subjects that have no monitor yes he will look pretty confused but he will eat up to make me not tell more bs

@LewysC

6 жыл бұрын

DarkIzo XD

@Beltesassar_

5 жыл бұрын

Okay no more bs

@gdtubular5676

4 жыл бұрын

LSDaniel heh

@sqocks8254

4 жыл бұрын

*_Modern Solutions!!_*

@cocharles563

4 жыл бұрын

If there are no monitors then how would he know?

Wheatley: it’s pure vandalism Also Wheatley: *mashing and destroying everything at a science facility*

@ItsAsparageese

Жыл бұрын

Nonono, he fixed that! {warning alarm voice sounds} Erm, ignore that, he just didn't want to leave that bloke with nothing to do ... Everything is just fine! Carry on!

1:57 Wheatley: “unscrew” **rolls eye**

@wheatleycore1635

3 жыл бұрын

i like doing tat

@Joetheknight406

3 жыл бұрын

@@wheatleycore1635 Hey, Wheatley? Guess what? MOON PORTAL!

"Swap that in. Much more clever. Books."

Man, I remember doing this without noclip. Took me like 2 hours.

@ImponteDeluxo

5 жыл бұрын

2 very well spend hours

@deadlysilent7120

4 жыл бұрын

Worth it

Wow! I didnt even know you could break all of the screens. Theres even dialog for every one you break! This game is gold

@abadgurl2010

5 жыл бұрын

There's an achievement too.

@vincentwillemkerouac9298

5 жыл бұрын

monologue

@SDStudiosAnimations

4 жыл бұрын

old*

@Derp12

4 жыл бұрын

@@SDStudiosAnimations not a typo

@SDStudiosAnimations

4 жыл бұрын

@@Derp12 k

this wheatley guy really adds something into the game. like joker guy in the batman movie

even in his most agro state he is still the most polite thing in the world

2:06 This. This is why you can’t stay mad at him.

0:02 I love the little dance he makes

Test subjects in Africa could have eaten that glass.

@darkyboode3239

3 жыл бұрын

Very racist

@MoreImbaThanYou

3 жыл бұрын

@@darkyboode3239 No u

@dimitris5866

3 жыл бұрын

@@MoreImbaThanYou Oh God, you so racist. I cant believe that you said such a bad thing on the internet even though you were clearly making a play on the joke in the game. Shame on you ☹😢😱😭

@jnb_110

Жыл бұрын

@@darkyboode3239 cry

@gmont28

Ай бұрын

The glass was expired

"If I go 'round your house smashing your tele' to bits, you'd be furious and rightfully so!" So British! 😂 That's why we love him!

@legionofmetal9968

4 жыл бұрын

Can vouch for his words! "Furious" is so much worse than "a bit cross."

@sweater_lover2330

3 жыл бұрын

That’s Stephen Merchant for you.

@wamuuthepoleperson168

3 жыл бұрын

Telly*

@gsf5882

8 ай бұрын

So British? What are you? And Glados is so American that's why we love her.

1:05: 50,000 years later and he still cracking that joke up.

man wheatly is calm

@solaris6928

6 жыл бұрын

Collizion AJ he's not most of the time he's annoyed in this video

@polarisqwq6108

6 жыл бұрын

Lol hah XD calmer or more confused and mad than GLaDOS at least XD

@polarisqwq6108

6 жыл бұрын

Crow Lum sh o O K E t H!!-

@tealover9063

5 жыл бұрын

That's y we love him 💙

@leafyplayzrobloxandmoar8126

5 жыл бұрын

Temmie Luv My cousin hates him tho

Love the one where he says "Little miss smashy smash!"

Wheatley: I would like you to avoid smashing these monit- Chell: *lemme smash*

If I came around to your 'ouse, smashin' your telly to bits, you'd be furious, and rightly so!

2:07 “Uggghh just stop itttt!!!”

That line about "If I came 'round your house, smashing your telly to bits..." sounds straight of The Ricky Gervais show.

@TheSynking

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah you can tell he improvised a lot of this

he never yelled too much

L E M M E S M A S H

@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721

4 жыл бұрын

N O , R O N . G O F I N D B E C K Y .

@optana7172

4 жыл бұрын

L E M M E S M A S H , P L E A S E?

@lory742G

3 жыл бұрын

H E Y G U R L , Y O U W A N T S U M T A I L?

I didnt even know about the voice lines after the first one

@ImranIsak

5 жыл бұрын

Same

``I'm starting to wonder if..You're doing all this Screen-Breaking on perpose.`` XD

@ImranIsak

6 жыл бұрын

+Logan BRANNON noooot, just me accidentally noclipping, naaaah, why'd I do it?

@benjaminbrannon6132

6 жыл бұрын

LOL That little (Adorable) Moron would be soo mad if he found out! #busted

@Talyrion

5 жыл бұрын

He's on to us!

@l3monzs

5 жыл бұрын

Clorox Bleach *grabs him and drinks him*

@RikaShinePY

4 жыл бұрын

*yEs*

“Little Miss Smashy Smash” is my new favorite name for Chell lmao

Welcome back to “How did this appear in my recommandations episode 63891”

@ImranIsak

5 жыл бұрын

KZread being KZread

@AttilaMatolcsy

3 жыл бұрын

Only 63891? Man, you still watch TV?

1:14 Genius.

Wheatley: NOO YOU CANT SMASH ALL THE MONITERS. THEYRE EXPENSIVE. Chell: hahaha monitor go pssh crack haha

*_CHELL COMING ON SMASH BROS ULTIMATE 2019_*

@skuglious

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂 with portal gun? 😂😂

@l0k1nycc

4 жыл бұрын

generally that would be e p i c -

@zerocrashmurilo

4 жыл бұрын

Tbf that would be epic up smash she shoots a portal upwards and underneath her or something

@zerocrashmurilo

4 жыл бұрын

Final smash shoots towards the moon

Wheatley is the saltiest robot I've ever seen. And I though C3PO was bad..

This is hilarious. Just, the way he interacts with the player makes it feel so much more personal, you know what I mean right?

Good job on MISSING THE *GIANT* FACE

He sounds just like my teachers when I do something dumb

@Gguyrules

5 жыл бұрын

Then stop doing dumb things XD.

@usernametaken017

3 жыл бұрын

This argument is stupid

@magonus195

3 жыл бұрын

Your teachers are dumb, bossy and monstrous?

1:15 great aim. 😂

1:03 “There are test subjects in Africa who don’t even have monitors in their test chambers.” *_Michael Scott has entered the chat_*

@karaeatworldAHHHHH

4 жыл бұрын

SpiderFlash 1273 funny thing is Stephen Merchant is one of the writers for The Office lmao

I mean, what do you expect Wheatly? Smashing stuff is fun

@zerocrashmurilo

4 жыл бұрын

Monitor Wheatley for smash

Wheatley is such a good character

TEST SUBJECTS IN AFRICA 😂

@ImranIsak

7 жыл бұрын

+Jondatorials 550 yea, some of these lines are pure genius

@samanthablack7990

6 жыл бұрын

Carman2006 I saw your profile pic and almost thought I had already commented

@JetFalcon710

5 жыл бұрын

Ahh, classic Wheatley.

@terrybetts7256

5 жыл бұрын

Steven Merchant is a genius hands down full stop.

@MrSnoopy100

4 жыл бұрын

TriHard

I’ve noticed that a lot of portal 2 videos have passive-aggressive sarcastic pins mocking the Wheatley’s of the chat and I just love it. Like the game is bleeding out into the real world. Like a deer, born in Aperture and allowed to leave because it’s a useless deer.

I never knew you could do this and I've played it like halv a dozen times. Seriously one of the all time best games ever made.

@ImranIsak

4 жыл бұрын

Agree

The writing and subsequent humour in this game has always been top-notch

"There are test subjects in Africa that don't have any minutes. Just think about that before breaking anymore." Haha

This video is almost at *40k views* Y tho? Edit: this is now the most viewed video on my channel. Thanks guys ♥️

@niasty9377

6 жыл бұрын

Because youtube recommended it

@skumertv9200

6 жыл бұрын

Imran Isak. CHEATS !!!! CHEATS !}!! HACKER !!1!1!1!!1

@bobbywatson942

6 жыл бұрын

Imran Isak *80k

@DarkD112

6 жыл бұрын

Because you found a really good piece of content to put up. I didn't even know you could get an interesting reaction out of wheatley from smashing his screens. I think a lot of people didn't. So rather than play through the game again, they just wanna see it on a youtube clip quickly. You basically caught lightning in a bottle because I don't think there's anyone else with this particular series of clips. Good luck finding something so obscurely interesting a second time though. Especially something for a game as stupidly popular as Portal 2.

@Winchent

5 жыл бұрын

What do you mean "Y tho?" Are you actually complaining that you're getting views? Are you that much of a self deprecating person that any success you get needs a reason?

This is why I love this game so much... there’s always more to be discovered

"Smashing your tellys!" This is why I wish I was British I freaking love that

Kudos to Valve for voicing all those lines.

2:07 that “stop it” it just hilarious to me and I don’t know why

that "stop it..." was so babygirl omg

*Lemmismash*

3 things are hardwired into GLaDOS’ system: The need to test Love of neurotoxin Constantly needing to find new ways to call Chell fat

How come Glados never showed her face like this?

@hydrasiren1118

6 жыл бұрын

Because she's a passive-aggressive psychopath, not a megalomaniac.

@abadgurl2010

5 жыл бұрын

How come you didn't just tell Sarah that you love her and if she agrees to date you then she could have her brother back? Plain English works better with teens than fancy prose and paradoxical metaphors.

@yeethittter1285

4 жыл бұрын

@@abadgurl2010 what

@gonzadolape

4 жыл бұрын

@@abadgurl2010 WHAT

@zerocrashmurilo

4 жыл бұрын

I heard Wheatley say he ordered the monitors at one point but he might’ve found some in the back If glados did use these monitors at some point then she probably took them down because test subjects kept breaking them like chell breaks cameras with the portal gun

Ahh good ol' Valve games. Still discovering secrets 9 years later.

0:59 My old phone's screen felt that one.

THAT‘S ALOT OF DAMAGE!

Dear Wheatley, no u

6 years later, I now know, this was an interactive option. xD

These little details make Portal 2 stand out so much, amazing dialogue and great voice acting

@Howlingburd19

4 ай бұрын

I like how surprisingly funny it is. There’s a lot of funny moments in this game 😂

Steven slowly getting frustrated at Karl breaking his monitors

The end cards are annoying.

@ImranIsak

6 жыл бұрын

+L7vanmatre that's why they are END cards.

@driboleet

6 жыл бұрын

You can block them with your ad blocker

@L7vanmatre

6 жыл бұрын

That's the predicament. I turn off my ad blocker, then blocking the element won't work. I turn on my ad blocker, and I'm not supporting my favorite KZreadrs.

@Fighter_Builder

6 жыл бұрын

L7vanmatre I agree wholeheartedly. If there was an X button to close the end card, it'd just be a minor inconvenience, annoying at worst, but the way end cards are right now, they obstruct the video and can't be closed. And this is even worse on a phone with already limited screen space.

@redpheonix1000

4 жыл бұрын

@@ImranIsak the problem isn't the cards themselves. It's that they block the actual content of the video, in this case, the subtitles

I love how they took into consideration that someone might no clip to smash the screens so they gave Wheatly more reactions to

@randomcatdude

3 жыл бұрын

Er, no. You can smash all the screens without using noclip.

@NoriMori1992

9 ай бұрын

It has nothing to do with noclip. You can smash all the screens without noclip. The uploader just used it to be faster.

XD at the end wheatly got angry

This basically the spirtual successor to the "Camera Shy" achievement in Portal 1

"awhh, just stop it.." Wheatley just gave up and acted like a child

I loved getting this Achievement. It was like getting a few extra bonus levels.

Gladous And chell : *Smirk intensifies*

This video clocked over 1000 views? :o Didn't see that one coming...

@evonannoredars

7 жыл бұрын

Imran Isak *7.6k

@ResonanceHub

6 жыл бұрын

Carman2006 *71k

@ResonanceHub

6 жыл бұрын

*98.978k

@flouria

6 жыл бұрын

*103.3

@ImranIsak

6 жыл бұрын

+gms I didn't see this coming...thank you everyone ♥️

The amount of things you can do in this game that they have dialogue for, still fascinates me. 👏❤

XD so funny seeing wheatley upset. XD

Wait, just noclipping into a monitor breaks it? So I assume any kind of contact will?

@danzansandeev6033

6 жыл бұрын

Morgan Campbell without cheats you gotta find out a way to smash them with boxes or yourself. They crack on any contact

@abadgurl2010

5 жыл бұрын

You can also use a turret to break the TVs, they seem to hate him too.

@iSomeDood

4 жыл бұрын

Me: *pokes screen* Wheatley: what the hell man you just *cracc* screen

@midnightumbrmoon3644

4 жыл бұрын

the man who fell into the river in lego city “HEY”

'wheatley will remember that'

2:07 I swear that sounds like Mairusu...

thought this said motors and i was really confused

"there are some really good lines" Me: Every line in Portal 2 is true quality

"Little miss smashy smash." Someone is gonna make a dirty joke out of this very easily.

I feel like this is a reference to Portal 1 where when you shoot down the cameras GLaDOS would say “for your own safety and the safety of others, do not destroy vital testing apparatus”.

sv_cheats 1 noclip fly everywhere...

My new favorite word is "facetious" after this vid.

The amount of sass and sarcasm in the dialogue is, quite numbered...

Aw, this is amazing, the voice acting, the graphic, this makes me wanna play portal so badly

2:35 *If I came round to your house, smashin your telly to bits.*

@someonenamedsomeone9497

3 ай бұрын

He’s so British😭

Is that Stephen merchant (EDIT: IT IS :D)

Thankyou KZread recommended section!! This is gold!! Never got to hear all for the voiced lines before :P

Wow I didn't even know you could do this. It's great when a classic can still surprise you years later.

Why am i getting recommended this now?

@ImranIsak

6 жыл бұрын

+The Golden Sealion Because you need to see it.

@thegoldensealion9463

6 жыл бұрын

Lol i meant why wasnt i recommended this sooner

@zerocrashmurilo

4 жыл бұрын

This got recommended to me today

@what-xu6gr

3 жыл бұрын

i got reccomended this

2:07 me with my siblings

In one test, you can point a turret at the screen and it tries to shoot Wheatly.

I love that Valve keeps up the joke, it only gets funnier each time.

anyone like Wheatly's accent? like if you...like?

@Gguyrules

5 жыл бұрын

Of course.

@Drizerus

4 жыл бұрын

Sure do love the Antarctica accent, really nothing better

@llawliet1522

4 жыл бұрын

As a fellow english man, I can confirm: we do all sound like Stephen Merchant

@thealienfrommars8551

3 жыл бұрын

@@llawliet1522 I'm not English but I do have such accent so yeah haha