If Cody doesn’t make the Kong: Skull Island video next, I am going to go bananas.

@RSG_TheMonster

28 күн бұрын

Honestly, I don't think there is much to say about Skull Island. It was just one of two movies from 2017 that was 'Apocalypse Now with Monkeys'

@murgeous

28 күн бұрын

He’ll cover the 2005 version first watch💀

@somerandolad

28 күн бұрын

You'll all go apeshit.

@WTFisTingispingis

28 күн бұрын

Yo that movie ruled.

@somehoodedguy

28 күн бұрын

​@@RSG_TheMonster exactly shit was cool asf

Ape Lincoln is an absolutely batshit twist that’s so stupid and nonsensical I love it.

@anubusx

28 күн бұрын

Absolute Ape Shit.

@AbrasiousProductions

28 күн бұрын

I wonder if that implies there was ape against ape racism in the far past, like gorillas vs orangutans🤣

@Historicutuber

28 күн бұрын

Yeah it was crazy

@rgw7345

28 күн бұрын

When I first saw it, I assumed the planet they had landed on orginally had actually been earth in the ancient past. It doesn't make much sense either way, but having the general monkey become Lincoln is just nonsensical.

@Thobeian

27 күн бұрын

I think it actually made me laugh when I first watched this.

Also the book had a framing device where the characters reading the Astronaut’s journal turned out to be apes, and the story ended with them dismissing the whole tale because they couldn’t fathom the idea of an intelligent human. I like that twist

@dimitriwarchief301

18 күн бұрын

Ok that’s cool

23:45 “Mark Whalberg will return” Why is that the most unintentionally funny thing I’ve ever seen in a movie?

@austindaberkow8944

15 күн бұрын

“Mark Whalberg, in fact, did not return.”

@Dreadjaws

10 күн бұрын

Wait, is that actually part of the movie? I thought it was made up for this video.

A fun fact about Rise of the Planet of the Apes and why it works so well: It was originally not supposed to be a franchise movie. It was just meant to be an unrelated standalone story about the perils of genetic engineering and keeping exotic animals as pets, but after the first draft of the script was finished, the writer realized “Hey wait, this could actually work as a prequel for Planet of the Apes” and then pitched that idea to Fox.

@chrisbrasel8060

28 күн бұрын

And they made the greatest film trilogy in recent times in the process too. It pay a homage to the original series while doing it's own thing living up to the series deeper meaning.

@DmytroBogdan

28 күн бұрын

A rare case when it would be a shame if they didn't make a trilogy out of that one

@fladagreat

28 күн бұрын

Who would have guessed... Good ideas stand on their own. Movies made into sequels/series because it makes sense to do so almost always do better than movies made into sequels because of financial reasons.

@fladagreat

28 күн бұрын

​​@@chrisbrasel8060"greatest film trilogy" is a bit of a stretch since LOTR was released. It is one of the greatest, but idk if it's really up for #1. Edit: you also have the original star wars trilogy, the godfather trilogy and other gems like the Austin powers or Cornetto trilogy as well. The original apes trilogy, as good as it is, is still a product of its time imo.

@MacDaddy23

28 күн бұрын

@@fladagreatit’s easily the best trilogy of the last 20 years

Marky Mark’s Planet of the Apes movie felt like a fever dream.

@somerandolad

28 күн бұрын

So... it never actually happened?

@nickthebabba7767

28 күн бұрын

First he meets monkeys in 2001 Then he wields Excalibur in 2017

@silaswillis909

28 күн бұрын

Marky mark and the funkey monkey bunch

@MateoGimenez-gz5qi

28 күн бұрын

That's because it is one, this whole thing it's just an alucination

@freezasama5802

28 күн бұрын

ape lincoln was the best part of the movie

It's unreal how good the makeup, sets and practical effects are in the 2001 movie.

@noobbotgaming2173

27 күн бұрын

It's unreal how you missed a whole section of this video with the limits of practical effects. The designs look too human. I never liked how the apes look. Secondly prosthetics limit the actors' expressions. War has photorealistic apes and you see more of the actor's expressions.

@augustoch.7341

26 күн бұрын

They still look good though. Good luck doing photorealistic CGI apes in 2001.

@rameyvision

25 күн бұрын

I was lucky to play a human in the 2001 POTA and all the apes costumes while filming in person looked great.

@kw9849

25 күн бұрын

​@@noobbotgaming2173The look good, but they don't look _right._ The work is still impressive though.

@noobbotgaming2173

25 күн бұрын

@@augustoch.7341 That's just bad timing for an Apes movie to release just before 9/11. With how good Gollum looked later that year the executives and producers should have waited. But of course they wanted money now.

1:19 the very breath marky takes before saying "I'm an inventor" triggered a winter soldier ptsd response deep inside of me

I remember my dad renting this movie from blockbuster for movie night, and when Marky Mark kissed that monkey on the lips he just starting laughing uncontrollably and left the room. It's burned into my head forever and it's the only thing I know about this movie.

@Eamonshort1

27 күн бұрын

That rules, just laughing wordlessly and leaving the room is peak dad-energy

@Godfrey_first_tarnished

26 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 I didn't even see that part...marky mark 🤣🤣🤣

@TheBluntkin

26 күн бұрын

Truly a common dad W

@ecurb_hoe

23 күн бұрын

That’s awesome lmao 🤣

@soulknight5330

13 күн бұрын

That is an amazing memory to have

That "Kill humans. Round house kick humans into the concrete" bit made me wheeze

@fakename287

27 күн бұрын

THD

@Knights_of_the_Nine

27 күн бұрын

Ya General Thade is based.

@user-hh8vi2rc6l

17 күн бұрын

Under no circumstance should a human be trusted.

@BruceWayne-ww2ey

12 күн бұрын

Never relax around humans

It's funny that he say the only thing anyone remembers about this movie is the ending, because I had no idea I watched this movie until he reached the end of the recap. Seeing Ape Lincoln was like some sort of key that unlocked my hidden memories of this movie.

@ToxMahogany

Күн бұрын

Saaammeee

This is one of those channels that I don’t have to even know what the topic is about, and I am along for the ride no matter what.

@Thobeian

9 күн бұрын

It's whatever he feels like ranting about, and I'm also here for it.

The ‘I’m an inventor’ clip only being used for a split second was the biggest twist of this channel.

@chrisbrasel8060

28 күн бұрын

You could say it's his catchprashe.

@CrazyEight-art

28 күн бұрын

It felt like a jumpscare.

@toweypat

28 күн бұрын

"Doesn't anyone care about the bees--I mean, chimps?"

@volt42re

27 күн бұрын

That has absolutely been slaying me for like five fucking minutes, I processed what was going to happen amidst the silence just seconds before it happened and I have never been so caught off guard by something I knew was going to happen.

@joelsteve94

27 күн бұрын

It got me laughing pretty hard

Apraham Lincoln reveal at end had me floored.

@freezasama5802

28 күн бұрын

best reveal ever we were just missing gorange uwashtun

@rutgaurxi7314

28 күн бұрын

It's a twist to rival anything shamalon has done.

@chrisprescott2273

28 күн бұрын

Had me on the floor laughing.

@chrisbrasel8060

28 күн бұрын

I still don't know what that ending means after watching the movie again how and why? Also very funny writers.

@JohnWall-lj1mx

28 күн бұрын

Probably the reason burton is so embarrassed of this movie

4:22 bro snuck in Halo 3 like we wouldn’t notice

@DIEGhostfish

20 күн бұрын

I only caught the Halo 1, that's good.

I think you hit a very important point. In Burtons version, the place that humans have in their society is incredibly inconsistent. So they're animals, but they're also servants. Making them be able to speak and basically just be normal humans was an awful decision.

@wingedfish1175

13 күн бұрын

My guy slavery of sentient humans we thought of as lesser happened in real life not that long ago

@halpreme8505

8 күн бұрын

​@wingedfish1175 seriously it's a point no one's talking bout they (whites in america) thought black people as literal animals or subhuman and at were "servants"(slaves) and at times were either graped or had some sort of procreational relationship. It's quite literally the same relationship for humans and apes in this movie.

Tim Burton being an awesome director prioritizing practical effect and fidelity to the original books is the most insane plot twist of all.

@HearingWall7238

27 күн бұрын

He doesnt like black people

@tournesol99

27 күн бұрын

He did the same with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory after all.

@Kokorocodon

27 күн бұрын

@@tournesol99 And honestly? Id watch charlie and the goofy factory any day over the original one

@amusingmoose9924

27 күн бұрын

@BelieveandrepenttoJesusChrist8 Bless this Monke movie

@RabbitShirak

27 күн бұрын

@BelieveandrepenttoJesusChrist8Praise Semos, you heretic!

Mark Whalberg watching the statue of Ape Lincoln: "Sure this wouldn't have happened if I stopped 9/11!!!"

@harbingerofsalt

28 күн бұрын

He's been trying to make up for that ever since with his ultrapatriot phase

@stainless_steel_saint

28 күн бұрын

"If I was slightly faster in my pod with my spacegun...there would have been a lot of blood in that monkey's helmet"

@BetaBreaking

28 күн бұрын

​@@harbingerofsaltI swear to GOD. Marky Mark is the most insufferable actor I've ever had the displeasure of listening to in interviews. Is he intentionally being dense or obtuse?

@gamerfan5381

28 күн бұрын

@@BetaBreakingprobably just a New England thing

@ch3burashka

28 күн бұрын

if he had been on the space station things wouldn't have gone down like they did

@22:00 Waited for this. I had read the book in college before this movie came out (yes I am an ancient lich) and LOVED what Burton did. For anyone who DOESN'T know, Rod Serling of The Twilight Zone proposed the ending to the 1968 film, and its to his credit its the one we all remember. Its so good its timeless.

Saw this in it's first run, left the theatre confused, and questioning why I used up that time I'll never get back.

My favorite fun fact of this movie is that Paul Giamati says this was his favorite role cause he got to play an orangutan "It was one of the funnest things I've ever done. I was covered head to toe, shoulders in a fat suit, and my feet, and my agents were like, 'Don't you think you should play a human, so they can see your face?' And I was like, 'If you tell them I want to play a human in this, I will kill you all. I want to play an ape!'" "

@curranfrank2854

25 күн бұрын

Just looked it up to confirm whether it was true, that's so funny

@warlordofbritannia

25 күн бұрын

John Adams could never

@NewPaulActs17

24 күн бұрын

all power to him

@octodaddy877

20 күн бұрын

You know what? He did look like he was enjoying himself in this movie. I can't fault him for that.

@Dreadjaws

10 күн бұрын

Giamatti is an international treasure.

I'd like to think that the Tim Burton remake and the Bayformer films exist in the same universe, because the idea of Megatron blowing up the Ape Lincoln statue sounds way too funny.

@sonicdbzfan94

28 күн бұрын

Gee, thanks for implanting the image of ape Shia LeBeouf yelling, "OPTIMUS!!!" into my head.

@volt42re

27 күн бұрын

⁠​⁠@@sonicdbzfan94Actual cannibal Shia LeBeouf as an ape is weirdly perfect.

@vaovao1665

26 күн бұрын

So does that mean Rise of the Beasts is the midway point between both franchises?

@kingjohan1335

25 күн бұрын

Apetimus Prime

@doctorenvy9650

25 күн бұрын

@@kingjohan1335 that's just Optimus Primal

I loved this movie as a child and will never be ashamed of it. Even as a kid though I didn’t understand how Marky Marks gun worked.

"when was the last time you watched this monkey movie?" In theaters, a second-run theater, during a weekend long D&D game. Yes, I'm old.

“Hey, Tim, what did you have planned for-“ Tim: “I want to theme it like the antebellum American South!” “Uh…” Tim: “And I want a romance between a human and a monkey!” “Um, Tim-“ Tim: “Bring me the Paul Giamatti orangutan suit!” “Alright, who laced his breakfast cereal this time?”

@placeholderdoe

28 күн бұрын

He just has the Paul Giamatti orangutan suit on standby

@OtakuUnitedStudio

28 күн бұрын

Tim: "I did it myself!"

@thesnowmiser6728

28 күн бұрын

Holy shit the bot accounts are quoting this comment

@citavalo

28 күн бұрын

This comment perfectly summarizes the movie’s creation.

@TimeTravelinc

28 күн бұрын

“Uh, he did sir.” (Pause) “WHY?!”

I saw this in the theater, it was a comedy, constant laughter throughout, and I actually remember it fondly for that.

@chrisbrasel8060

28 күн бұрын

It's a funny disaster if you think about it a film that tried to be good but ended up failing at almost everything expect Tim Roth and the ape make up are great.

@wingedhussar1453

28 күн бұрын

I enjoyed it​@@chrisbrasel8060

@Iosaiv

28 күн бұрын

😂

I don't know what it is about your videos that makes them so rewatchable.

I like how Cody talks about the human-ape power dynamic in the film like someone who’s just heard of racist slavery for the first time

@lesigh3410

17 күн бұрын

He still made a good point about how things even ended up that way tho

@geokou7645

16 күн бұрын

@@lesigh3410 true. It doesn’t even seem like the ape technology is that evolved

@apenasmaisumdiogo.7115

3 күн бұрын

​​@@geokou7645 Yeah, the apes treating humans as savage animals despite they repeatedly showing great intelligence is scarily accurate to how white people treated black people around the world just a few decades ago, but there is an argument that the humans are too passive though. It's not like African slaves never fought for their freedom, see the Quilombo dos Palmares or even Haiti itself.

I've never seen this movie and the concept of a chimp screeching in fear as it tumbles into a space vortex is so funny to me

@lesigh3410

17 күн бұрын

It's such a hilarious scene

Fun fact: the only time Paul Giamatti ever had an action figure was for this movie, and the fact that’s we haven’t gotten any more for the past decades is a true tragedy.

@SecretMagician

28 күн бұрын

For real? There's no action figure for TASM2 Rhino or something?

@OtakuUnitedStudio

28 күн бұрын

He didn't even get a Drek action figure for Ratchet and Clank! Where's the logic there?!

@jasonblalock4429

28 күн бұрын

I'm halfway surprised no one's done some sort of limited-edition figures for Shoot 'Em Up. Who wouldn't want a fully articulated 12" Clive Owen figure with carrot-chop action? And, of course, a Paul Giamatti to hunt him down.

@erkripscorn

28 күн бұрын

Rhino has action figures from that movie. There was also a lego mini figure and sets for Rhino.

@erraticonteuse

28 күн бұрын

I demand a Paul Giamatti John Adams action figure.

Thade escaping and going back in time to wipe out humans and make apes rule Earth almost purely out of spite for Mark is Reverse-Flash and AM levels of hating

I like that Marky Mark becomes a staple to this channel......... I hope you use that scene where he's singing "The Touch" from the film Boogie nights as a jumpscare........ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@RipOffProductionsLLC

26 күн бұрын

There's footage of Marky Mark singing The Touch? Why the hell wouldn't he gave used that during one of the Transformers reviews? Or was this a different song titled The Touch?

Ironically, the twist of the movie felt more like a Burton film than the rest of the film: Wahlberg landing in the middle of DC just to find Ape Lincoln scowling down at him, then police apes in normal police uniforms pull up in Crown Victorias to haul him off as apes dressed like journalists snap photos. Forget sequel bait, this is just what the whole movie should’ve been: a Mars Attacks-style spoof of Planet of the Apes - that would’ve been a much better-remembered film.

@FroggieDan13

27 күн бұрын

I will sell my left kidney to make this happen. God that's a timeline I wanna be in.

@sparquisdesade

27 күн бұрын

He then escapes their long orangutan arm of the law by telling them he identified as an ape, He then burnt their civilization down by introducing them to Ape tiktoc. It was brutal. Civilization was reduced to a banana shaped creator within 3 decades

@roberttreacy8271

26 күн бұрын

That would’ve been awesome!

@Gustoberg

26 күн бұрын

And it's the horrible twist of the book! To think Burton somehow fumbled the bag SO bad that he made one of the worst twists in science fiction books look cool as fuck.

@sparquisdesade

26 күн бұрын

@@Gustoberg And it could have all been easily avoided by swapping the explanation for "huur monke world not eurf" to black hole leads to alt reality, alt reality's history is somehow same except a different more violent caveman subspecies won the evoloution war

The new Planet of the Apes trilogy is one of the best movie franchises in recent memory for me. Andy Serkis kills it as Caesar. I dont remember much of this version of Planet of The Apes, but i really liked the practical effects

@leithaziz2716

28 күн бұрын

"Apes strong together..with or without me" RIP Caesar

@annihilation777

28 күн бұрын

I feel like this movie got memory holed. I didn't even know it was a burton film when it came out

@GDKF0238

28 күн бұрын

Nah

@marywinchester1322

28 күн бұрын

Facts! That whole trilogy was actually great and made sense as to how humanity could fail. I get how some people can't get behind prequels. But if done right, it can be worth it.

@steelbear2063

28 күн бұрын

Eh, I don't like how different species of apes are somehow all affected by the virus in the same way except for Humans. Like honestly, I know this is a movie, but do they honestly don't know that a gorilla and a chimpanzee are not the same?

I’m glad you brought back Marky Mark, now with his Monkey Bunch

I like your plot recaps. Almost always you manage to accurately depict the story of a given movie while still putting a unique spin to it :D

One thing the current ape series did, specifically the Rise of the Planet of the Apes, was that after defeating the main villan, it wasn't just all happy ending. The damage was done, and Koba has started the war.

@Solarstormflare

26 күн бұрын

20k what. Subscribers?

@cyborgparrot1996

26 күн бұрын

You mean Dawn right?

@daddyinthestreetsenpaiinth9250

25 күн бұрын

I think you mean Dawn but yes you're still right. Koba's action was so catastrophic that even in 300 years later Apes and Humans still don't get along.

1:19 The fraction-second clip of Transformers tells me everything I need to know about the movie already

@aCreativeNamee

28 күн бұрын

Yeah, pretty much.

@OtakuUnitedStudio

28 күн бұрын

Mark isn't a BAD actor by any stretch of the imagination. But he plays one of two characters: Max Payne, and this. Cade Yaeger is just Leo Davidson in a different time and place.

@afrozen10-02

28 күн бұрын

I saw the clip and all I could think was “I’m an inventor!”

@minilla2934

28 күн бұрын

IM AN INVENTOR

@codyschwarz5155

28 күн бұрын

@@afrozen10-02I came here to say this

I legitimately think this is my favorite KZread channel. Your reviews are so funny I'm watching them for movies I haven't even seen.

the plot summery is actually my favorite part because it get filtered through your comedy and opinions and outtakes which makes it genuinely good

The craziest plot twist overall of this movie is that Mark had an almost-ridiculously stunning survivor woman interested in him and she somehow found herself dragged into a love triangle with an ape. Like, HOW CAN YOU BE A 12/10, and the human hero prefers to kiss a speaking primate??

@moredumbtoit5325

25 күн бұрын

Helena Bonham Carter in any form beats every human woman to ever exist

@erueka6

24 күн бұрын

​@@moredumbtoit5325not proud of it but that lady is the only reason I like this movie and I hate apes and chimps being anthropomorphic it's really weird so it's my one pass.

@leonardorojas7354

24 күн бұрын

well humans are primates

@victorkreig6089

22 күн бұрын

@@moredumbtoit5325 You have very poor taste

@ch3burashka

22 күн бұрын

grass is always greener

"Scrap this film and start over, YOU DAMN DIRTY HUMANS!" -Caesar, probably.

@runningcommentary2125

27 күн бұрын

Burton: (Grabs shock prod) NO!

This is a great analysis and I’m so glad to have discovered your channel I will absolutely be binging all of the movies you discuss

the sequel tease looked more fun and interesting than the actual movie.

Technically, the twist in the finale does fit with the sci-fi time portal as presented in the movie. The later you go through the portal on your own side, the earlier you come out on the other side. In the beginning of the film, first the one chimp goes through, then Marky Mark, then the main ship. On the other side, first comes the main ship, then Marky Mark, then the one chimp. So when Marky Mark goes through, and then later Thade goes through (after somehow escaping), on our side it would be Thade who comes through first and then Marky Mark.

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat

28 күн бұрын

You have successfully figured that unexplained detail out

@evananderson1455

28 күн бұрын

Why does it feel like more thought was put into this single aspect of the movie than every single other aspect combined?

@sensaiuriah5440

25 күн бұрын

​@@evananderson1455because that's how the whole movie comes about in the first place 😂. I'm on shrooms and ts just blew my mind cause I could never explain or put the thoughts together to form that .

Fun fact: at the end of the movie one of the cops, specifically the moto cop, is wearing a star ship troopers helmet painted black. From what i understand about it its a combination of factors. A: star ships made so many pieces of armor for their movie that from time to time they show up in different films whenver the studio needs cheap sci fi armor. And b: with the prosthetics they needed a helmet for the cop to wear that could still show his face and fit his head and that was the only thing the prop department had. Juat a fun little side fact i think. Its always fun to see star ship troppers gear in random late 90s early to mid 2000s science fiction shows and movies.

@kneesocks15

28 күн бұрын

That is in fact , a fun fact

@snimon5824

28 күн бұрын

That one time where entire Starship Troopers straight up appear in a live action Gundam movie (yes it exists and yes it's a fever dream)

@nbewarwe

27 күн бұрын

I just imagine that Starship troopers is the Yugoslavia of the prop industry, where every movie will have a prop that can be traced back to that one film.

@TheGrammarPolice7

27 күн бұрын

11 apostrophes, 7 commas and 2 hyphens missing, among other silly mistakes. Please do better. Fun fact: At the end of the movie, one of the cops, specifically the moto cop, is wearing a Star Ship troopers' helmet painted black. From what I understand about it, it's a combination of factors: (a) Star Ship's made so many pieces of armor for their movie that from time to time they show up in different films whenever the studio needs cheap sci-fi armor; and (b), with the prosthetics, they needed a helmet for the cop to wear that could still show his face and fit his head, and that was the only thing the prop department had. Juat a fun little side fact, I think. It's always fun to see Star Ship troopers' gear in random late-90's, early-to-mid-2000's science-fiction shows and movies.

@snimon5824

27 күн бұрын

@@TheGrammarPolice7 Damn, are you real or a bot?

I like to imagine a "human-uprising" in Planet of the Apes to be similar to the dog-uprising in Rick & Morty. "Where are my testicles, Thade?"

this unlocked a memory of seeing bits and pieces of this movie as a kid and i specifically remember the flirty lady ape and being really freaked out by the effects, so thanks for that

"What's his characters name? Captain Leo Davidson... ....So Mark Wahlberg crash lands on a planet." I laughed way to hard at that .

@RipOffProductionsLLC

26 күн бұрын

Mark Wahlberg is one of those actors that you never remember the names of characters they play unless the movie's title includes said character's name.

@Maybeabandaid9

26 күн бұрын

@@RipOffProductionsLLC lol true

Cannot overstate how bad the streets need a Planet of the Apes review series

@thatkidwiththehoodie

27 күн бұрын

The streets, the woods, the bridge, the oasis, the various abandoned weapons depots. They all need it.

@cretansuperbos2121

27 күн бұрын

That's streets ahead.

WAIT, THIS IS WHERE THAT MONKEY LINKON MEMORIAL IS FROM.

That Robot Chicken edit at 17:01 had me DYING!!!

This is THE first movie I remember watching with my dad as a kid and therefore no matter how bad it may be I will forever love it

@hosvet_animation

23 күн бұрын

Hey at least visually it's pretty interesting. You can just look anywhere on frame and be entertained.

It’s weird to think that Tim Burton directed this. Because it doesn’t feel like a Tim Burton movie.

@danieltobin4498

27 күн бұрын

I don’t know, if you squint hard enough you can KINDA see it in some aspects.

@duncanwade1026

27 күн бұрын

Same. Sometimes, it feels similar to his style, like in set design of the ape village and the performances of the ape actors, but not much else. The spaceships look similar to the Star Wars prequels, and the big exterior shots towards the end look like LOTR (the first film released 5 months after this film).

@massgunner4152

27 күн бұрын

Whenever he directs a movie he tries to force feed it gothicness as much as posible,this movie happens to be gothic resistant.

Good god, I didn't realize Tim Burton was also the creator of that horrible Dumbo remake too 😂.

I heard the little laugh while he said “this planet is going bananas” lol peak comedy

You reviewed Olympus Has Fallen and White House Down. You have to complete the trilogy with Alex Garland's "Civil War".

@theshenpartei

28 күн бұрын

I hope he does a video on civil war

@aidangordon2713

28 күн бұрын

YES! If only so I can finally parse out what the fuck started the civil war to begin with!

@sufnskanne469

28 күн бұрын

Whats they're say it's mid and says nothing relevant.

@archivehans

28 күн бұрын

well the actual attack in to the white house is like the last 20 minutes or so.

@shan4680

28 күн бұрын

@@aidangordon2713 To quote another KZreadr named Reaper "Why is the president evil?"

This movie has lived rent free in my head since I was subjected to it while sick several years ago. I had a horrible fever and wasn't sure how much of it was a literal hallucination. Thanks for confirming that despite my awful state, I was lucid through the entire thin and the movie is just so strange it can be mistaken for a fever dream.

@lylelylecrocodile2538

27 күн бұрын

Damn, a lot of people watched this movie while they were sick

@EL-ISS

27 күн бұрын

The scene of Marky Mark kissing a chimp must've felt hilariously surreal in that state, lol.

This was without a doubt the most hard to watch review of yours. Because you included ALL of the awkward moments of this movie. Well done

1:19 just clipping the exhale got me so good. Anyone who’s been watching this channel knows the line. Incredible editing

I missed Marky Mark's adventures, I'm glad you brought him back

@shan4680

28 күн бұрын

If he didn't exist, we would have to invent him.

@shawklan27

28 күн бұрын

*I'M A INVENTOR!*

@pedro_gc_lima

28 күн бұрын

@@shan4680 damn bro, that's deep

@kingofcards9516

28 күн бұрын

Yeah, I get he can be cringy sometimes, but he isn't really that bad of a person.

@thecannonball34

27 күн бұрын

​@kingofcards9516 Bro, he's straight up a racist. He hates asians.

When I first watched Planet of the Apes, I was like 10 or 11 years old and I genuinely had no idea about the twist so it actually really got me as a kid

@ChillinWithTheCapuchins

27 күн бұрын

Same here, I loved this movie as a kid, but I can definitely see its flaws now, haha.

@robertb.7772

27 күн бұрын

You're talking about this one or the original?

@andrewpatane3971

27 күн бұрын

@@robertb.7772 the original

@robertb.7772

27 күн бұрын

@@andrewpatane3971 Yeah, that one holds up really well!

@saucemagic

27 күн бұрын

This movie freaked me out when I was younger . The apes are brutal in this

"I... was just about to make my move" BEST LINE OF THE MOVIE🤣🤣🤣

@4:20 This is honestly the funniest joke I think you've done. Timing, delivery, it's perfect.

0:38 "And a twist ending that has been referenced so many times." One of my favourite anime of all time, Pani Poni Dash, STARTS with referencing the Planet Of The Apes ending twist. I was so expecting it'd show up here. XD

@rigatonipasta

28 күн бұрын

I don’t know what the twist is

@Jabber416

28 күн бұрын

​@rigatonipasta Watching the movie it seems like it's taking place on some sci-ci alien planet but the twist is that it's actually Earth and the apes just took over somehow.

@freezasama5802

28 күн бұрын

ape lincoln is the best twist of Burton's movie

@GDKF0238

28 күн бұрын

Ok so I’ve come across the book twist. “The implication is that the human-ape transition is a universal norm, that across the galaxy humans have arisen, flourished, and then declined. So, while Ulysse was on the Planet of the Apes, the Earth followed the same trajectory that other planets had. (The characters in the frame narrative are in a three-sun system, iirc, so that’s a third planet where the same thing has happened).” Pretty sure the movie one is that the whole fucking time they were just on earth. Which if that’s the case, it’s lame as shit (in my opinion. Then again, I do love the original writing of the invisible man so who am I to say what’s lame?) and I genuinely can’t believe people see it as a great twist to this day

@slyseal2091

27 күн бұрын

@@GDKF0238 The movie one is the only one that makes sense though. The other ones work on below average time travel consistency and the assumption that aliens look like us beyond the scope of tool-usage. The only contrivancy in 1968 was that the statue of liberty still existed and was in travel range.

i always saw the original films apes as evolved versions of apes, thats why they look more human, not because they are evolving to be more human, but because they just evolved to be more upright and talk better

@Ergeniz

28 күн бұрын

I mean, wouldn't they be evolving to be more human though? Humans are evolved from other apes, and themselves ARE apes.

@steveiguana6887

27 күн бұрын

Wrong! Ape together strong! Why evolve to weak human? Glove invented to spare ape from human disease

@Chameleonred5

27 күн бұрын

​@@ErgenizEvolution doesn't work like that.

@SuperKratosgamer

27 күн бұрын

@@Ergeniz Thats not right, we did not evolved from other apes, the apes we have today are evolved creatures too.

@SuperKratosgamer

27 күн бұрын

yeah, it is suposed to be like that.

I watch these videos for the cool plot summaries 😅 I genuinely wouldn’t ever watch this film without it

You have rotted my brain, when you mentioned Marky Mark I imediately blurted out: I‘m an inventor, even before you had him appear for a second

NGL, i enjoyed this movie. Perfect balance of cheesiness. The fact they got Charlton Heston to dress up as Thad’s father for a scene was the chef’s kiss

11:04 “Michael! Don’t leave me… here! *cough* MICHAEL!!“

22:38 "This is easily Boulle's best novel since Bridge Over the River Kwai" Now THAT is bananas.

This also was my first introduction to the Apes franchise. Its such a fever dream. I was shocked how much better the old movies were, well at least the 1968 one. But this one will always have a soft spot in my heart.

The scene that stuck with me the most was Charlton Heston's cameo as Thade's father. He showed everything that Mark Walberg wasn't in this film. It just reminded you how awesome it was to watch ol' Chuck ham it up.

Saw this movie for the first time in the hospital a couple weeks ago. It will now forever be associated with a week long stay in the hospital in for me. I’m just glad they also played the new trilogy after.

I will not stand for Corpse Bride slander. You put that in his good era, sir!

2:57 THANK YOU! I remember when I last watched Nostalgia Critic over a decade ago, that aspect bothered me along with many clones that came after it and fall into the same trap.

I miss the days when a high budget Hollywood blockbuster could be trash for endearing reasons, for trying too hard and not for a cynical lack of passion

The amount of Oney/Zach/Smiling Friends/Egoraptor clips and references in your videos makes me happy.

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat

28 күн бұрын

He made those? Damn

@SubxZero94

28 күн бұрын

The Aaaaauuuugggh from Zach got me

@dallanledford6364

28 күн бұрын

They like monke to

I love how I didn't remember the next movies but I vividly remember this one.

I'm one of the very few that actually enjoy and really like this version of Planet of the Apes. It's very underrated and under appreciated. Definitely deserves more respect. It's really not that bad. The practical effects, make up, sets, stunt work, the list goes on. This movie is fantastic!

y'know it's really fucking funny when i was like "man Pointless hub should touch on planet of the apes movie series cause they are right up his alley" like a few days ago and thought about contacting you on covering these videos and to my wonderful surprise I see this drop today. Thank you for psychically linking our brains together and bringing this to life. Ape's together strong!

23:15 I thought it was just because someone thought “ape Lincoln” sounded genius to them

Tbh I loved this movie as a kid. Like watched it an absurd amount. IDK if I would like it now but it's cool to see a video like this about it.

I saw this when it came out and - yes - I had forgotten all about it. Might be time to see it again for the unintentional laughs.

I like the summaries. People make them funny, and even if you've seen the movie before, it's usually been a while, and a refresher is always nice.

@patricklauer4452

26 күн бұрын

I agree

I died with that "I'm an inventor tease" 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

thanks for putting a tnd reference in the video

i feel like every tim burton movie is uncanny valley lol not surprised

Thank you for acknowledging the issue of KZreadrs doing “reviews” which consist mostly of plot summary!! It’s something that has always bugged me. Another great vid btw.

The "I'm an inventor" are just perfect

I actually watched this a few weeks ago for the first time since it came out and its better than i remembered , i really liked the physical sets and costumes anyway

Very slick with the halo 3 opening bit 4:20

love how he allllmost put the "im an inventor" line in as soon as he mentioned mark walberg

I didn't even know that there _were_ Planet of the Apes films between the classic series and the 2010s reboot trilogy prior to watching this. Have I been living under a rock or has anyone else not heard of them?

@Beyondthegalaxies824

28 күн бұрын

Use to rerun on cable all time up to around 2003 or so haha

@purplehaze2358

28 күн бұрын

@@Beyondthegalaxies824 I was born in 2004 lmao

@Beyondthegalaxies824

28 күн бұрын

@@purplehaze2358 I see lol

@alex30425

28 күн бұрын

As a kid in the 2000s I remember they used to show this movie a lot on tv. Especially the FX channel. I think I didn’t see the original films until after this film. That’s why I was hyped when they rebooted it again in 2011.

@aw3299

28 күн бұрын

​@@purplehaze2358 You hadn't been living under a rock, it's just so much entertainment and technology revolutions was going on from the mid 90s to late 2000s that you can really kinda break gen z itself up into three different generations. Like I was born in 1997, but the difference in what I grew up with compared to what my brother and sister (born in 2002 and 2005) grew up with is honestly kinda shocking to me. I myself had missed alot of things that even mid to younger millenials experienced, so don't feel bad about not knowing this movie. Compared to the Caesar trilogy, it's probably good that you dodged this.

Thank you for unlocking this from my blocked memories… this was my first planet of the apes movie experience too… it was… oh so bad

This was my first and only PotA until last year when I watched the 2nd-4th movies (I didn't have access to the original and had to watch this one again to kick off the marathon)

Watching a summary of Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes while light samba/bossa nova plays in the background is sure one of the experiences of all time

This movie embodies the term "bad taste but great execution." The costumes, sets, and prosthetics are legitimately excellent. The story and script are bizarre. If you had to have a twist ending make it so Marky Mark returns to an Earth embroiled in a war between apes and humans. Not Another Planet of the Apes. The saddest part of this movie is that Tim Roth turned down Snape in the HP flicks to be Thade.

This was MY first Planet of the Apes movie too 😂. I even remember my dad renting it for us on VHS.

Just returned to this video after watching it yesterday. Had to mention the random flashback I got of the Ca Li Ma sign scene. lol