I Watched Every Sharknado Movie For Some Reason
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Sharks. Tornadoes. Sharknado. A concept that they were able to milk for six films. I've never seen any of the sequels....until now. It is time for the world to know about this deep and forbidden lore. Join me as I watch all of these films as a funny joke for the internet. I apologize in advance.
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Personally I always though it was a shame they never evolved the concept. Why no Bearcano, Tigernami, Gatorcane, Wolfquake or Anacondalanche?
@GenericProtagonist118
Жыл бұрын
I think there was supposed to be a Polar Vortex but that never actually happened... Or it was fake I don't know.
@eventua8474
Жыл бұрын
they did two spin off films about giant lava spiders from a volcanic eruption, but honestly that feels like small potatoes
@TheRatic0n
Жыл бұрын
Please stop giving them ideas for 10 more "epics"
@Poo_Brain_Horse
Жыл бұрын
.... let them fight!
@ghostoflazlo
Жыл бұрын
YES!
The sheer number of cameo celebrities who later turned out to be sex offenders in this series is absurd.
@XwX1001
9 ай бұрын
Hollywood, man.
@ejm1225
9 ай бұрын
Pardon?
@Reac2
9 ай бұрын
It's not 90% of people doing cameos in Sharknado being creeps IRL, it's just 90% of Hollywood.
@wilhelmpetzold6904
9 ай бұрын
Rapenado
@Metallica4Life92
8 ай бұрын
when you're scraping the bottom of the barrel, you'll either find sharks, or sex offenders.
Fun fact: there's a real, legitimate Magic: the Gathering card called Shark Typhoon that was directly based on this movie
@arturoaguilar6002
9 ай бұрын
OMG, you are right! And it's awesome!
@saulspanco854
Ай бұрын
That card is really good too
@sallomon2357
9 күн бұрын
@@saulspanco854 ironically, good, one might say lol
I like how the stakes gradually ramps up with each movie. Like in the first movie it's just a normal sharknado but by the fifth one they are fighting literal SHARK GOD and it leads to the end of the world. This is genius.
@johnisaak5132
6 ай бұрын
The phrase “Just a normal sharknado” really says a lot about the franchise
@LloydTheZephyrian
5 ай бұрын
You could say that this series really... jumped the shark.
@Vance415
5 ай бұрын
@@LloydTheZephyrianI Hate you. Please have an amazing day.
@user-lg9sg3zu1v
4 ай бұрын
And there is a lot actual shark gods and I found out about when I looked up shark god name.
@trolleriffic
3 ай бұрын
A lot of scriptwriters could learn from that carefully crafted prgression.
It’s very important to note, Thunder Levin never wanted to do these movies. Asylum begged him to do it. He said, “If I do, I’ll make them as ridiculous as possible.” And they said, “That’s the idea.” This is not a joke, that was a real conversation.
@merrittanimation7721
Жыл бұрын
You can't fight destiny
@Stark_x
Жыл бұрын
@@merrittanimation7721 True, but you can sure as hell try
@ricohernandez9969
Жыл бұрын
Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same
@koathekid8255
Жыл бұрын
@@ricohernandez9969 *bang* *click* don’t you mean “dies” all the same
@VeganSemihCyprus33
Жыл бұрын
A warning to humanity: The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 🔥🔥🔥
I think the thing that separates the Sharknado franchise with other "so-bad-they're-good" movies is corporatized self-awareness. The creators of Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Room, Miami Connection, Samurai Cop, or Roar, money wasn't the focus because they genuinely wanted to create pieces of art and were just so incompetent that its endearing. The Asylum is a hack-fraud studio that actively cranks out purposefully low budget knock offs and _"lol, wut, so random"_ movies as their business model. They just happened to stumble upon their one accidental success and couldn't let it go so they milked it until the cow died.
@JinxSanity
Жыл бұрын
100 percent agree and the reason people forgot the series existed later on. Even the titles were just so "Lol look at us being Current and aware" and being similar to the now dead Movie Movie parodies of the 00's. When it's bad on purpose and intentionally trying to be a Meme, it loses all its charm and just became obvious they were trying to cash in on being a meme that it quickly faded out from the pop culture landscape.
@XombieLejon66
Жыл бұрын
corporatized "lol random quirky " is a pretty common thing these days
@Opno
Жыл бұрын
Spot on
@nicestoriesnottherealstori3006
Жыл бұрын
Well to be fair Syfy kinda milked it as well because they had these come out like every year in the summer and dedicated an entire week of programming around it titled "Sharknado week."
@tyrannical2377
Жыл бұрын
@@Chkprofilename robot go beep
I love the concept that fin’s son is traveling about 2/3 the speed of sound for hours on end in the middle of a tornado and is just totally fine the whole time. Remember, the only danger in these movies is the sharks
You have no idea how much I want Thunder Levin to name his son "Kevin."
@atticuskoch2965
Ай бұрын
Nina
@infinityalbi9840
23 күн бұрын
At least Ethan.
You ever wonder how terrifying it is to be a shark in this film series? Basically being flung from your home and forced to ride across a tornado that barely has any water without any knowledge of when it'll end before being flung out and possibly going out.
@polkarfield
Жыл бұрын
I’m fairly certain the sharks are magic and made by the tornado
@JARV9701
Жыл бұрын
Then after flying stabilised for hours, thrown into a crowd of humans armed with, what they may think, scissor fish or marlin, stabbing or cutting them in half, one by one.
@FriggenGrotRock
Жыл бұрын
On the flip side, you are, as a shark, guaranteed a meal for your troubles, so you got that going for yourself
@FriggenGrotRock
Жыл бұрын
On the flip side, you are, as a shark, guaranteed a meal for your troubles, so you got that going for yourself
@chiqen1766
Жыл бұрын
idk, considering the sharks are actively malicious in this series, I doubt they mind
I love the part when the sharks said, "Its Sharkin' time" and then proceeded to swim into a tornado and destroy Florida
@concept5631
Жыл бұрын
Based destroyers of Florida
@fooxylol
Жыл бұрын
I don't care what anyone says, these morbius like jokes are still funny.
@brightestdud2430
Жыл бұрын
@@fooxylol I honestly find these jokes to be more funny when they aren't as common as when the meme was still relevant.
@HelenaSan425
Жыл бұрын
Hey bestie!
@iwatchyoutubealot
Жыл бұрын
you mean be destroyed by florida? gonna take a lil more than a sharknado...
In the live-action Swamp Thing series, Dan Cassidy/Blue Devil is played by Ian Ziering, the actor who plays Fin. Considering Blue Devil's backstory involves him being an actor/stuntman in movies of questionable quality, I think that was kind of an amazing pick.
@Joecbg100
2 ай бұрын
Yes, so glad others remember that thing.
@creed8712
6 күн бұрын
That show was so good and I hate WB and North Carolina for killing it
You can blame me, I watched the very first sharknado when it came out. And became a dedicated follower of the series, between me, my brothers, and my cousin, we probably account for 29% of all the views sharknado has ever received
@dizzylilthing
6 ай бұрын
No matter what terrible, mean spirited, hateful things I have to say about this film, I am so glad it exists to bring you and people you love joy in that way.
God, I felt like I got punched in the face when Jared from Subway showed up. Who knew the sharks would no longer be the most fearsome predators in these movies?
@Caffeine_Addict_2020
Жыл бұрын
His vacant stare is really haunting - every orifice of his body exudes “I am a fucking monster”
@wackywyvern745
Жыл бұрын
Better joke than most of the films
@judesliggoo
11 ай бұрын
Wait what did he do
@Marcelelias11
11 ай бұрын
@@cosmopreston343Jesus Christ dude
@imustbecrazy5626
11 ай бұрын
Also Marvel. The Subway sponsored comic series.
I once heard someone online describing sharknado by saying “the moment you hear the title you’ve seen it. It’s exactly what you’d expect” and that’s probably the best description of these films
@user-nl8xo2xq4w
Жыл бұрын
Well for the first two yeah but the rest not so much
@Check_Comunitytab
Жыл бұрын
this is both the worst and best description of this series
@xeibei4804
Жыл бұрын
You are not gonna tell me you exoected radiated sharknados a shark god and fin becominf the shark slayer
@jangofett9083
Жыл бұрын
I low key really enjoyed the first few sharknado movies before they added lasers n shit later on. It used to literally give me nightmares lmao
@thatguynoonelikes4865
Жыл бұрын
It's probably going to be the same for cocaine bear
"Dolph Lundgren is Trunks." had me me absolutely rolling. I don't know why but it caught be so off guard that I accidentally spit out my gum-
Actually, you losing your mind to bring us this masterpiece of KZread content is the only way I would ever have experienced the madness of Sharknado and I’m eternally grateful for your effort.
The fact that these movies have a more cohesive timeline than the Transformers is an accomplishment
@normalcomic4768
Жыл бұрын
Yeah not gonna lie, everything was "Alright" with the timeline until they nuked it with the last knight, threw the radioactive corpse into a ditch, and then set it on fire.
@VeganSemihCyprus33
Жыл бұрын
A warning to humanity: The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 🔥🔥🔥
@ironmaster6496
Жыл бұрын
and the titular Sharknados actually have a lot of screentime....and the humans arent annoying
@rumblered1850
Жыл бұрын
The biggest surprise to me from all of this was that this series kept the same main character for six movies. That's a better track record than any other monster movie series I can think of.
@_Shay_
Жыл бұрын
@@rumblered1850 ikr, they did the impossible.
this video autoplayed while i was asleep and i woke up to "dolph lundgren was his son from the future"
My theory on the strange 1st scene of the 1st film is that they were making it look like they were setting up a serious crime drama plot, but then the sharks show up and it's shown to just be a silly low-budget movie
I like how tornados are actually just boss fights in these movies
@DasNordlicht91
Жыл бұрын
Surprised (to my knowledge) that nobody made a Sharknado game where you just go around killing Sharknadoes.
@ProjectHunter571
Жыл бұрын
@@DasNordlicht91 there was an endless runner from what i remember
@ProjectHunter571
Жыл бұрын
also a psvr game
@yourtimetraveleralara
Жыл бұрын
Yeah me too
@ArthurCallahan899
Жыл бұрын
A Sentient Tornado boss fight would actually be badass
"The sharks kill the queen" *"That one didnt age so well"*
@TrueConscript
Жыл бұрын
😬😬😬
@jwroot
Жыл бұрын
😞
@julzqusan
Жыл бұрын
Called it
@doginhat13
Жыл бұрын
But that's what happened
@JJ_Jonah
Жыл бұрын
Dang the queen got eaten by a shark?
Sharknado is what happened when Asylum, a studio dedicated to ripoff movies that grandmas confuse for the actual thing, had this meeting: "What do we do for our next movie?" "What if we do our first original IP, and make it the single worst movie ever made..." *hits blunt so hard their eyes sink into the back of their sockets* "...on purpose?"
Given that these movies apparently follow the same logic as my most feverish stress dreams, I have to assume that the writers accidentally turned in their dream journels instead of an actual script and the producers just said "yeah this works"
Fun fact: the show Z Nation apparently takes place in this same universe. Meaning they saved the world from sharks only to doom it to zombies.
@lordpelagius5078
9 ай бұрын
That also means george r Martin died... twice
@WhatDillionYT
9 ай бұрын
Not only that, but in the movie Lavalantulas, Fin from sharknado shows up
@user-yf4gx9lw6c
9 ай бұрын
@@WhatDillionYTthe Sharknado cinematic universe is more successful then the dark universe. LMAO
@Silkyfin_
8 ай бұрын
That's sick! My dad acted in that series!
@GenocideJill-
7 ай бұрын
Cool, did he die to a shark?@@Silkyfin_
“Made with budget of a nostalgia critic skit” is honestly an amazing way of putting it
@mikedrop4421
Жыл бұрын
Isn't it crazy how Doug can rip a movie to shreds for looking "cheap"?
@Hypogean7
Жыл бұрын
@@mikedrop4421 An Internet reviewer won't have thecsame budget or expectations of a movie.
@mikedrop4421
Жыл бұрын
@@Hypogean7 that has absolutely nothing to do with it. There is so much you can do to make videos look good with skills in lighting, use of color, blocking, shot placement, sound, editing costumes ect.. KZread is full of low budget film makers that make beautiful and contemporary looking short films. Shooting a scene in a bad costume up close under florescent lighting is a recipe for cheap looking video. Shoot the same scene with colored directional LED or halogen lights with fill lighting and color correction. Keep your bad costume in a lower light section of the frame and set farther away from the camera. Use creative angles instead of just waist up straight on shots. I can go on and on and I'm just an avid fan of low budget films not a director. Three of my favorite movies are Upgrade, I am Mother and Saw. They were all made for less than 2 million and that's a whole ass movie with cgi, sets, insurance, studio rentals and real Hollywood actors.
@VeganSemihCyprus33
Жыл бұрын
A warning to humanity: The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 🔥🔥🔥
@patrickbateman312
Жыл бұрын
reminds me of the time i farted really loud
17:57 That's not just "a jet" The McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom. A long-range jet interceptor and fighter-bomber aircraft used extensively during the Vietnam War. The triumph of thrust over aerodynamics, which earned "flying brick" as a nickname. It's the Blackbird to my Alucard.
@CollinMcLean
2 ай бұрын
Didn't a bunch of their commercial jets cause a lot of injuries?
@joshuagarcia874
Ай бұрын
@CollinMcLean Yea, the DC-10 was rather infamous for having explosive decompression accidents
@shawnsuckstm3353
Ай бұрын
I need to read your Christmas list
After living through a Californian Hurricane, I believe that the representation as it being a sunny day was the most apt at the start of the movie. 😂
The budget for all 6 movies combines was 17.4 million dollars, which is slightly more than half of the Spongebob movie. They combined made 4.5 billion dollars
@damienhernandez4036
8 ай бұрын
that is just utter genius
@RibbitRibbit721
7 ай бұрын
Well, better start the mass geno-
@eco_stig8075
7 ай бұрын
Didnt they make each movie in like 3 weeks as Well? I remember that from somewhere
@billygoatguy3960
7 ай бұрын
damn man, good for them, that's genuinely impressive how much was profited
@sovietunion7643
5 ай бұрын
say what you will about the quality of the movies but a 2500% return on investment is a hell of a paycheck.
I really love Fin being seen as some in-universe Doomslayer entity against shark based weather
@mithmoonwalker
Жыл бұрын
the doom-slayer types (including Burt "I f###ing hate worms" Gummer) tend to always be awesome
@Chonkems
Жыл бұрын
He is the zoomslayer. He only kills flying, fast moving sharks.
@Sumirevins
Жыл бұрын
Fin really is a anomaly given the insane amount of plot armours he has😂
@SlimThief
11 ай бұрын
@@mithmoonwalkerThe Ballad of Burt Gummer
@chillhour6155
11 ай бұрын
Still Surprised that a videogame spin-off hasn't been a thing yet
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!!! I have long wondered what the "Sharknado" film franchise was all about but didn't want to waste my time or kill my brain cells watching it! This review took only 45 minutes of my time versus the 12 (or so) hours in which you watched it all for me. It saved time AND brain cells, and I had a couple of belly laughs along the way. How can I thank you enough???
@user-rj5hz2ct6x
2 ай бұрын
Watched a few more of his videos, especially the transformer ones they’re hilarious
31:14 this is more random than the eiffel tower 💀
My headcannon is that the creators didn't make stuff up along the way and that this was carefully planned, each detail, each death, each shark cut in half was deliberately planned for years
@devonmunn5728
Жыл бұрын
That probably intentional as well
@stephensmith7327
Жыл бұрын
I would have believed it if the Captain turned put to have been selling a shark god artifact and that's why they needed to go to that boat
@ahall9839
Жыл бұрын
ok
@HitBoxMaster
9 ай бұрын
That makes them even better lmao
@gemarobles9865
6 ай бұрын
What do you mean "HEAD"cannon
The weirdest thing in those movies was how this random civilian had access to an entire military's worth of weaponry.
@bestkoi7555
Жыл бұрын
That’s just America
@pearlspring6328
Жыл бұрын
@@bestkoi7555 FUCK YEAH!
@sebastiansuazo2734
Жыл бұрын
its america
@Ijustusethistocommentstuff
Жыл бұрын
MC would have done the chainsaw cannon before SCP did if the movies continued.
@komiks42
Жыл бұрын
In a movie about sharknado, this is the most werid thing to you?
I mean it is cool that with all the celebrity cameos they got, that one dude still managed to retain his role as the main character throughout the entire series.
@TheVincenzoGaming
Жыл бұрын
The amount of WWE wrestlers in these movies (two from what i've seen) is absurd
@noahkarpinski1824
Жыл бұрын
Glad that That One Dude got paid for all these movies
@roygomez4875
Жыл бұрын
Who would have thought Steve from 90210 would turn out to be a badass
@iamcool544
Жыл бұрын
You cant tell someone able to fist fight a tornado and chainsaw a shark 20,000 feet in the air that they cant do something
@hasanz7585
Жыл бұрын
had to do a double take when I saw kurt angle
I was so concerned seeing Jared in this, but don't worry: We didn't really learn how much of a monster he was until the year the third movie came out.
19:47 this is an error. Some sharks, like Tiger Sharks, regularly make a meal of birds that are on the surface of the ocean. The sharknado sharks are no different in that sense.
Sucks that you didn't point out Levin means "lightning" in old English. Dude is straight up called Thunder Lightning and we're supposed to act like he's not the main character of this world
@VeganSemihCyprus33
Жыл бұрын
A warning to humanity: The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 🔥🔥🔥
@ironmaster6496
Жыл бұрын
oh my god the guy has the real life equivalent to Black Noir's name
@phelps6205
Жыл бұрын
You just made me realize that in Ben 10, Kevin E. Levin is a double pun, first is Eleven because he is one-up from Ben, and Levin because in his first appearance he only had electric powers.
@jeffbrownstain
Жыл бұрын
@@phelps6205 Ben 10 was really great until he became a misogynistic teenager 🥲
@TheCabalOnMars
Жыл бұрын
@@jeffbrownstain wdym he's still great
Fun fact: "Levin" means "lightning" in Middle English, so Sharknado's creator's name *literally* means Thunder Lightning.
@thepaperbagmask
Жыл бұрын
The one time thunder came before lightning
@doubleoof7907
Жыл бұрын
Corvus Corax
@LateralTwitlerLT
11 ай бұрын
@@thepaperbagmask Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening Queen, and check mate ...mate
@tropicalbreeze1164
11 ай бұрын
Kachow
@mrsejd3446
11 ай бұрын
@@doubleoof7907 Holy shit you're right.
The real plot of these movies: Chainsaw Man's vacations keep getting interrupted by a couple of bounty hunters who made contracts with the Tornado Devil and the Shark Devil
Gill, hand me the shark repellant! -Fin, probably
It's kinda cool how the sharknado universe has an actual ending. Sharknado actually has something on the mcu.
@placeholderdoe
11 ай бұрын
For real at least sharknado isn’t attempting a multiverse arc
@gravyraven
11 ай бұрын
I’ve watched this video more times than most of the movies In phase 4
@Theawesomebobsense
10 ай бұрын
Bro it has more plot than the last 3 Star Wars movies
@scottjones845
9 ай бұрын
If not that, it at least has a heart and soul about it and not just a monetized formula designed to entertain children and stupid people. Lol that doesn't mean I like what DC is doing so don't @ me with that shit 😂
@colchronic
9 ай бұрын
Sharknado has more than that on the MCU
I just realized something terrifying. The Sharknado movies kept more continuity and stuck to its lore better than the Star Wars sequel trilogy did.
@ImDaRealBoi
Жыл бұрын
Oh my god. That's fucking mortifying
@accelerator4905
Жыл бұрын
…
@pablolarrain385
Жыл бұрын
Sharknado seris >>> any piece of media touch by disney
@ashb7
Жыл бұрын
The sequel trilogy wishes it was half as clever as ending the series by going back to the random boat scene from the first movie. Genuinely a quality twist tbh.
@random_the_cat8931
Жыл бұрын
@@ImDaRealBoi I read that as morbifying
This is my favorite video you’ve done man. Watched it 5 times In full. Never gets old!
10:21 I love how he used that one clip for lost
“Fin’s dad was hasselhoff the entire time” is literally the funniest thing I’ve hear all week. Also this definitely means that the SpongeBob and sharknado universes are connected
@attackoramic8361
Жыл бұрын
any movie starring david hasslehoff immediately means everyone in the spongebob universe is canon within that timeline
@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491
Жыл бұрын
@@attackoramic8361 So that means Knight Rider is in the same timeline as Spongebob
@lordawsome5545
Жыл бұрын
@@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491 yes
@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491
Жыл бұрын
@@lordawsome5545 That just made both shows 10x better.
@lordawsome5545
Жыл бұрын
@@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491 I know
What the Sharknado series has taught me is that the Today Show cast is immortal and undying
@ProjectHunter571
Жыл бұрын
They absorb the soul of the sharks for more power and immortality
@frankthepug9242
Жыл бұрын
... Except that they die in Sharknado 3
@zerrierslizer1
Жыл бұрын
@@frankthepug9242 oh well, better luck next time eh?
@kingofcards9516
Жыл бұрын
Sadly.
In the words of DiamondBolt "Sharknado is supposed to be the definition of it's so bad it's good where's the good?"
Back in the day we adored shark scifi and horror movies. Loved low-budget horror movies in general lol. Let me tell you, Sharknado was a staple in our childhood. I remember getting hyped for each release and watching the shark movie marathon which every time ended witg every Sharknado movie in order ending with the new release. Insane time to be a kid
OK, I cannot resist to share this bit of convoluted trivia. We have a TV show in Germany about the worst movies of all time. Of course they did Sharknado, they followed the series from the beginning. And they managed to get onto the set of Sharknado 3 by claiming to be a documentary crew. And that is why you can see two German TV stars climbing out of the rollercoaster in Sharknado 3. My favourite cameo, personally.
@comradebusman3
9 ай бұрын
So wait, is sharknado popular in Germany? Because if so that explains why my friend got a bootleg box set of the first 5 sharknado movies that were from Germany. Sharknado 1 2 and 3 were playable in English or german, 4 was only german and we gave up to save ourselves.
@grannath
9 ай бұрын
@@comradebusman3 that sounds like it's just the localised DVDs, not bootleg. And I wouldn't say popular. It's just terrible after all. But people who are into genre movies know it.
@comradebusman3
9 ай бұрын
@@grannath oh, it’s definitely bootleg. The dvd case was sketchy, he got it for $3, and it didn’t have a proper main menu, only low quality photos of the box art with 2 options beneath it saying “English/Deutsch”
@kaiderhai86
8 ай бұрын
Verdammt. Jetzt muss ich Mir den reinziehen. Aus reiner Neugier.
@mistereiswolf70
8 ай бұрын
@@kaiderhai86suche einfach nach "Schlefaz - schlechteste Filme aller Zeiten" die beiden kommentieren auch alle schlechten Filme durch und es ist sehr unterhaltsam
No joke, my family marathoned through all of the movies this summer. I sat in during this, and when fin came out of the shark in the first movie I exclaimed "It's a boy." I blanked on the fact that Gil was born inside of a shark in the third movie.
@emperorshark888
Жыл бұрын
Also shout out to D. C. Douglas who managed to be in Sharknado 2, probably (for me at least) the strangest guest appearance in a semi popular movie.
@Axe77777
Жыл бұрын
My family did that ever time one was released after 3
@someperson2287
Жыл бұрын
Idk why but I read marathoned as masturbated at first and it completely ruined my day.
@illateral
Жыл бұрын
@@someperson2287 ihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyou (that's fucking hilarious)
@slyseal2091
Жыл бұрын
@@someperson2287 multiplayer
17:04 motherfucking kratos was in this one holy shit
@ming1408
5 ай бұрын
OMG I DIDNT NOTICE
I am not sure if it's this video or moonfall. that's my favorite of yours but this definitely gets the most laughs from me. that one bit where you describe dolph lundgren's role in the series sends me to hysterics every time. never stop making videos.
Laughing my ass off at 13:47 when the guy pulls away a blanket and his car is just filled with unsecured guns in a pile. Like, what were you planning to do with those?
@maverick5640
Жыл бұрын
Welcome to new york. Or honestly any (northeastern)city. Everyone carries 37 rifles just in case someone cuts them off
@asoupyferretnamedfar3634
Жыл бұрын
I mean fight random on coming sharks duh, everyone has them
@Yourdailycardriver
Жыл бұрын
"Mans bean waiting his intire life for that moment"
@jangofett9083
Жыл бұрын
@@maverick5640 Theme From New York, New York playing in the background
@waggish4999
Жыл бұрын
he was on his way to a mosque in NZ
I’m not gonna lie, I was way more hyped than a normal human being should be when it all came back around and Carlos Santiago killed the first sharknado. My brain has been rotted.
@DanS044
Жыл бұрын
I’m watching this video for the first time, and I paused the video and immediately went to the comments after seeing the boat in the first scene of the first film. I’m so hyped it’s nuts!
29:00 what, no "Shark-NATO" joke?
15:11 President Mark Cuban? As in the guy from Shark Tank- oh, now I get it.
The baby coming out of the shark and the Shrek “dada” line is easily one of the funniest things I’ve seen recently
@theonering2966
Жыл бұрын
I don’t wanna know how the baby got there
@goodpol5022
Жыл бұрын
@@theonering2966 Fin’s wife gave birth in the shark
@theonering2966
Жыл бұрын
@@goodpol5022 I said I DIDNT wanna know
@tiredguythe3rd672
Жыл бұрын
@@theonering2966 when 2 people loveeee each other verry much a fetus pops out
@theonering2966
Жыл бұрын
@@tiredguythe3rd672.. ok I guess
These movies actually melted my brain so bad that when he said the writer's name, I genuinely said out loud "What's wrong with that?"
@CollinMcLean
5 ай бұрын
You cannot watch these movies less than a week apart... you will physically feel your IQ dropping...
The power plant part comes around and I’m like “radioactive material isn’t green…” And then I remember the premise of the movie
The feeling when you find a new channel and start listening to the first video only to instantly recognize the voice from an old channel you've been following for years
As somebody who was born in NYC, I can say with absolute confidence that the scenario presented by the movie is entirely accurate. If the people now are anything like the people I knew, the slaughter wouldn’t be able to be put on film. Cities are a breeding pit for the most angry and irritable people with a bloodlust thinly veiled by plastic wrap facade. They would absolutely take this opportunity to take out years worth of anger from traffic congestion, annoying bosses, bad relationships and any other minor inconvenience on helpless sea life. Frankly New Yorkers already do that to nature daily. The Hudson and Staten Island are already testaments to that. Central Park is kept hostage for the city’s amusement, reminding it that it could be turned into a landfill at any moment.
@WalterTheWalrus
Жыл бұрын
I propose a solution to this problem. Step 1, we construct a gigantic bulldozer. Step 2, we use said bulldozer to push the city of New York into the state lines of Ohio. Now we have successfully removed New York, and have hopefully provided a large enough number of people to placate Ohio for another thousand years.
@makeda6530
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, viva New York hehe **sigh**
@benwasserman8223
Жыл бұрын
Look Time Square would definitely break out swords against those sharks. Financial District too. But i doubt West Village and Lower East Side would show the same level of bloodlust.
@my9thaccount140
Жыл бұрын
@@benwasserman8223 Perhaps, just know that I haven’t lived there in years, decades frankly. So I don’t know how the place has evolved in my absence.
@benwasserman8223
Жыл бұрын
@@my9thaccount140 Lived on LES a few years ago. It and Alphabet City have mellowed out.
Cody watched 6 movies of Sharknado so we didn't have to. What a fucking legend.
@gamebawesome
Жыл бұрын
Same person who watch all seasons of Ancient Aliens
@wisemankugelmemicus1701
Жыл бұрын
you should. they're awesome
@lucagorosito3715
Жыл бұрын
hellooo im the cody and i watch it so you dont have to
@vickerandflips8061
Жыл бұрын
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 dear God, no! They're bloody awful!
@wisemankugelmemicus1701
Жыл бұрын
@@vickerandflips8061 In terms of writing, acting and production? Sure. In terms of “so intentionally bad it’s stupidly good” it’s one of the best.
My favourite video of the channel and I haven't watched any of the movies, ever. Yet, I rewatch this video time to time. Kudos and thank you for the fun content.
I think this is the only way that I could ever tolerate absorbing this whole franchise but, truly; thank you. You helped me see the best in these films. I've seen the first one and was drinking at the time, and had a good laugh. I think I might stick to the first 3 and call it a day - one day.
I feel there's more predators in the movie than there were sharks
@comixproviderftw_02
Жыл бұрын
HEYOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
@poweroffriendship2.0
Жыл бұрын
Yo!
@CortexNewsService
Жыл бұрын
You're not wrong...
@samanthahydeker7914
Жыл бұрын
That's literally every single hollywood movie
@cravenmarigold7750
Жыл бұрын
I went past this comment thinking "huh?" And then scrolled past, paused and went "oh my god" Honestly got me good
I just realized that throughout the video the amount of sharks in his room diminishes. On the first movie he had six sharks in his room, and when he started reviewing the sixth movie he had one shark left. Pretty neat detail!
@concept5631
Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@apollotheodoro5710
Жыл бұрын
To kill a mocking shark
@yourtimetraveleralara
Жыл бұрын
Yeah
Amazing. Awesome work with this video! it must have taken a lot of effort. I honestly really respect the Sharknado movies. They have this weird mix of self awareness of being terrible, but also have real heart behind it. You KNOW that the people making the movies had a lot of fun in the porcess.
15:38 love the use of the last stand by sabaton here!
Say what you will about this series but the final end message thanking all the fans and supporters at the end of the last film is unironically really wholesome
@manticorephoenix
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it’s like saying sorry after you’ve shit on someone’s floor and crashed their car
@OdaSwifteye
Жыл бұрын
I'm sure the jobbers really appreciated the paycheck.
@matt_9112
Жыл бұрын
@@manticorephoenix if you let a person that is guaranteed to shit your floor into your home several times after the first time, that's more of a "you" issue in my book.
The dude from AlternateHistoryHub talking about Sharknado while the ISorrowProductions elevator music is playing in the background has to be the most ambitious crossover in history!
@neku9837
Жыл бұрын
So that's why my flight of fight response triggered somewhere through the video! It was the ISP losing it soundtrack!
@Longshanks1690
Жыл бұрын
The twist is that PointlessHub is iSorrowproduction’s grandson come back in time for reasons.
its highly likely this comment will never be seen by anyone, but if you are seeing this, i want it known that this is my favourite video of all time. not for any deep or meaningful reason, but purely because of 15:35, hearing sabaton's the last stand as the president poses while a shark eats a grenade and blows up is everything
14:45 At least he dies a horrible death, like every other cameo, right? Right??
I still can’t get over the fact that in the Sharknado universe the last words of my favorite NASCAR Driver was ‘Oh Hell No!’
@Dhips.
Жыл бұрын
It's okay the last movie brought everyone back to life like it's Dragon Ball Z.
@NeosAvias
8 ай бұрын
Poor Brad. 😔
@tsardudebroii
8 ай бұрын
@@NeosAvias The win will come at Talladega
@gabrokkerhun
8 ай бұрын
@@tsardudebroii let's go!
@PyroBun_2844
8 ай бұрын
@@tsardudebroiithe wreck with 25 laps to go:
I’m realizing that Sharknado did the thing that Die Hard already did- take a normal guy who saves the day once & turn him into a hero who keeps encountering the same situation. It’s like Tug Speedman.
@henrynelson9301
Жыл бұрын
“Who left the fridge open?”
@josho7138
Жыл бұрын
Cash grab
@bthsr7113
Жыл бұрын
Except Die Hard stayed inside the possible by known laws of science and physics up until the end of the one in Russia.
@iamcool544
Жыл бұрын
at some point its questionable. Die Hard 1, forgivable. Maybe even Die Hard 2. Any more than that and its probably your fault.
Thanks for the hard work and entertaining summary watched one of them way back, am sure it's not 5 or 6 & doubt i would have had the patience to watch any in the series. Can't believe that you did a count down i think you skipped over some numbers or was it that my mind went numb !
25:06 I genuinely thought you were joking😂😂😂 I couldn’t believe it, among all the dumb stuff in the movie lmfao
They need to make a Scorpeteor: A meteor made out of Scorpions. Or a Scorpion made out of meteors. I'd be equally uninterested in seeing either.
@XwX1001
9 ай бұрын
Snakano: a volcano that spews out snakes.
@hereticpariah6_66
8 ай бұрын
Maybe a snakequake..?
@jeffsorrows
8 ай бұрын
@@hereticpariah6_66Snauke? Snauke? SNAAAAUKE!!!!
@ToaAxiomMan
6 ай бұрын
Croconami a tsunami comprised of crocodiles
@LloydTheZephyrian
5 ай бұрын
Armadillzzard - A blizzard made of armadillos, or an armadillo made of blizzards. Of course, Dairy Queen will be either the first building we see get destroyed or will be the last bastion against the armadillzzard.
The most terrifying plot twist in all of Sharknado is that Cody's wife was there the whole time and only left two thirds of the way through
18:20 "Yeah we're halfway through the movie." I died right there.
This is one of of the greatest things I've never seen! And will continue to never see. But i. Glad i saw this video! Good review, as always!
I remember first seeing the series and thinking it looked very realistic 💀
@vix_a_lady_figure
Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@Strawberryscent_
Жыл бұрын
yo how though lmfao
@evangonzalez7732
Жыл бұрын
Now I want to see a film theory episode from matpat on the science of if a shark tornado could actually realistically happen.
@eugenekrabs618
Жыл бұрын
when i was like 6 i thought it was the most realesitic thing ever
@nolast2585
Жыл бұрын
@@evangonzalez7732 he did like ages ago around 2016
Let's not forget though: if it weren't for Snakes on a Plane embedding the idea of these weird animal horror-comedies in our minds as something that could be done "right" one day, Sharknado may have never happened at all. In a way, Sharknado owes its existence to Snakes on a Plane. Even Sharknado 2 acknowledges this; hence why its opening five minutes is basically Sharks on a Plane.
@pressplayulysses
Жыл бұрын
One fact that I loved about the title "Snakes on a Plane" was that it was supposed to be a placeholder for another title. However, Samuel L. Jackson insisted that they don't change it.
@DozerfleetProd
Жыл бұрын
@@pressplayulysses : And then Cocaine Bear continued the trend, though it's slightly less silly.
OMG! I'm a fan! You had the patience to sit through this 😱 Hats off to you man! 🤯
10:45 I have never watched a single frame from this franchise until now, I missed out on this awesome work
Unironically, Pointless Hub has already become one of my favorite channels. Keep up the great work, and I’m looking forward to your review of Dark of the Moon.
@concept5631
Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@bmmb01
Жыл бұрын
same lmao
@Chkprofilename
Жыл бұрын
*kzread.info/dash/bejne/n3eau8twZpaaorg.html* Finally it's here
@masterxploder5160
Жыл бұрын
This is basically one of the only channels that hits the movies and games that made up my childhood. And to think I even grew up watching Alternatehistoryhub as part of my childhood too
@danielkennedy1778
Жыл бұрын
so youll be watching his career with great interest?
Sharknado could be an animated series where they fight a different tornado every episode.
@SiRenfield
Жыл бұрын
Holy shit I want that now. Like a parody of those weird kids shows based on live action properties or like [adult swim]’s Mike Tyson’s Mysteries
@vhs360
Жыл бұрын
It really fits the theme.
@scarred_wulf246
Жыл бұрын
I mean, they did it with Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
The fact that you put yourself through such torment gave me no choice but to subscribe. Hats off to you, bravo.
i appreciate your commentary and the time it took to watch all of these movies. i was watching as many shark movies as i could find but just the silliness of the titles kept me from watching these until last. i found the cameos more interesting than anything else. i looked forward to how many i could spot without going to the credits. i think Thunder is a brilliant guy and give him a thumbs up for making this collection of movies that truly are in a class all their own. As far as special effects go still not the worst i have seen. As a matter of fact there were really good movies that went super cheap on special effects that ruined the entire movie for me.
You know that line in Pacific Rim? “There are things you can't fight - acts of God. You see a hurricane coming, you have to get out of the way. But when you're in a Jaeger, suddenly you can fight the hurricane. You can win." Thats just Finn in his natural form
@3takoyakis
8 ай бұрын
"You can (not) fight the sharknado. You can (not) win"
Fun little fact, Finn shows up in another SyFy original monster movie franchise. It's called Lavalantula, where the gimmick is that a bunch of prehistoric subterranean lava spiders suddenly wake up and start killing people. I forget if it was in the original movie or the sequel (called 2 Lava 2 Lantula), but Finn just shows up in a scene and the entire movie stops to acknowledge him. Then he says he has to go deal with a sharknado or something and leaves. They advertised that Finn cameo in the commercials, too.
@Calix_Beowolf
Жыл бұрын
1st movie
@sovietunion3913
Жыл бұрын
Also Aztex rex
@elenasayshi
Жыл бұрын
another fun fact: the show z nation is confirmed to be in the same universe as sharknado, via cameos of the main character Warren and Doc in sharknado 3 and 5 respectively
I actually managed to watch all of them in 2018 I think in like two days so actually finding a full review of every single one is awesome
I just realized Thunder Levin was the guy who made American Warship (the year before the first Sharknado in fact!), a deeply sincere mockbuster riding Battleship's wave that was like: what if we took out the board game element and made this into a celebration of the mothball readiness (don't know what its actually called) protocol. A real thing,where in the event of EMP warfare advancing (or similar) the Mothball Fleet would be reactivated. It's got Carl Weathers pre-Mandalorian & a 'that guy' lead and what I can only assume are Sci-fi regulars. Also aliens, because of course it does! Honestly the dialogue is stiff, but the why is honestly a 1000% more thought out than Battleship ever really bothered with (which sort of makes it the anti-Sharknado in a weird way?)
Pointlesshub's humor logic and writing are just top tier this man deserves more subs and a reward
@republicradio431
Жыл бұрын
first time respecting the opinion of an anime pfp
@richaellr
Жыл бұрын
A… reward? ⭐️
@Hejejjdne
Жыл бұрын
Crazy weather where having
@eragonlindemann7236
Жыл бұрын
Well he has a two million sub channel
@gungasc
Жыл бұрын
Join the top tier Patreon list then ;)
Seeing Dolph Lundgren casually smiling and saying "Hi Dad" with that huge silence afterwards killed me😂
@andyjones7121
4 ай бұрын
I didn't see the Sharknado that he's in, but I hope he says "I will break you" to a shark.
I loved every second of this it almost made me cry this was this was the best entertainment I can get on a 2005 school laptop. Thank you so much
i am still stunned this damn skit movie got a full six films I thought it would have finished itself off at movie 3
The fact that they said “jump the shark” in the second movie out of 6 is all you really need to know
The amount of brain cells I lost just having these movies explained to me is beyond me. Thank you for watching these and adding comedic commentary so I will never have to.
@sugoistalin7809
Жыл бұрын
*The knowledge of the gods require a cost.*
@VeganSemihCyprus33
Жыл бұрын
A warning to humanity: The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 🔥🔥🔥
@rorrim0
Жыл бұрын
@@sugoistalin7809 Ultimately pain and suffering is all men will ever know.
@sugoistalin7809
Жыл бұрын
@@rorrim0 *How else will we ascend to their side?*
@rorrim0
Жыл бұрын
@@sugoistalin7809 Stalin you okay? Aren't you an Atheist?
These movies are hilarious on their own but your dry sarcasm explaining them just makes it that much more funny
I just love your energy and demeanor with your videos. I want to spend a day with you to talk about some stupid movie like Torque.