In what might be the most ironic thing to happen to anyone ever this video has received a copyright claim for the music used during the montage sequence despite me finding it in a royalty-free sound library. Cowabummer! KZread has like a little tool thing you can use to replace it with something else but it also cuts out a lot of the sound on either side so I figure I'll just leave it as is. Yeah, I have artistic integrity, EVER HEARD OF IT??? Like and subscribe if you liked this video OR you want to bash John Grammaticus' brains out with a rock

@TheCrimsonApostle30k

6 ай бұрын

I know where a real big rock is if you need it

@turtlepaladin4750

6 ай бұрын

@@TheCrimsonApostle30kIn this rock i place my faith and In this rock I will spread the gospel of the emperor

@xenomorphphantom8852

6 ай бұрын

All of that is very nice and dandy but you left the most important part unanswered....WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KOFFEETORIX??? The doubt is killing me...(not really)

@techsoul5590

6 ай бұрын

F-that, royalty free should remain untouchable, I hate this world

@freekjobse7051

6 ай бұрын

KZread being a piece of shit, as usual.

“Okay so the machine spirit of the lord of skulls is actually an abominable intelligence. We should go.” -the black legion tech marine probably

@freakymoejoe2

6 ай бұрын

I thought warpsmithing was all about cutting programming corners and just shoving a daemon into the machine

@impguardwarhamer

6 ай бұрын

i like how putting some software in it instead of a lobotomised and tortured human brain is somehow the more heretical option

@DreadAnon

6 ай бұрын

This comment was fact checked by real Dark Mechanicum Warpsmiths...TRUE!!! ✅✅✅✅

@josephmoffatt4696

6 ай бұрын

That brings a question to mind: Does the Dark Mechanicum care about Abominable Intelligences?

@themilkman993

6 ай бұрын

@@josephmoffatt4696 yes, at least one faction is trying to research it, and anyway they’re all about going past the boundaries set by the original Mechanicum seeing as they were the ones that Horus was able to pay in forbidden tech in the first place

The mek's prize covering the few remaining airholes on the killa kan is peak comedy

@DreadAnon

6 ай бұрын

RIP Anonymous Grot, he served his country well 🫡

@stormsurge2103

3 ай бұрын

@@DreadAnon And da part iz, once da Grot bites it, ya can just throw in annvver one!

I like how the Lord of Skulls and the other mech only communicate with just grunts and yells. I love it.

@captaintitus4637

6 ай бұрын

i like how nice they were to each other such civil robots

@abeherbert6603

6 ай бұрын

One's a demon imprisoned in a massive tank-mech, the other is a servitor mounted on some tank treads, so angry grunts are about right. Actually, they have a lot in common, given that they were both created against their will.

@DreadAnon

6 ай бұрын

@@captaintitus4637 it's important to be civil in such dire times as a high school science fair

@WhyisAlpharius69

6 ай бұрын

That’s what makes Khorne an extremely civil god, he lets his worshippers speak the same way he does.

@thefallenjedi66

2 ай бұрын

Its a subtle language

The Marines Malevolent's lemonade stand is getting so strong it will manifest a warp god soon.

@estebanatachaoarguedas6321

6 ай бұрын

Libtharus. God of greed, private property, freelancing and tax evasion.

@DreadAnon

6 ай бұрын

They should consider franchising!

@berkaltuglu8140

6 ай бұрын

❤❤❤

@DeusMalleus

6 ай бұрын

​@@DreadAnonit's totally not an MLM, they really are *checks notes*... Disrupting the market with, uh, innovative experiences Right

@Mekboy_ComputerMonster

Ай бұрын

*Malal coming back into existence like;*

I’m surprised Mek didn’t get in trouble for plagiarizing too. I thought the joke about throwing a guy into a metal tube and putting arms and legs on it was gonna lead to a dreadnaught showing up

@40crush

6 ай бұрын

i'm sure orks have been shoving grots in trash cans before dreadnaughts were a thing

@transhumanhivemind3048

6 ай бұрын

Same XD

@Siegberg91

6 ай бұрын

Well the statis module is probaly the most advanced part of dreadnaught which is expensive to produce / forgotten tech. So replacing it with cheap grots is genius.

@LordCrate-du8zm

Ай бұрын

@@40crush The ultimate highschool bullies.

When megablox just shot him like that I was dying

@BaronVonMott

6 ай бұрын

The classic play, hit 'em while they're still monologing! 😂

@armagodura8470

6 ай бұрын

So was Buildabearus

“In the Noosphere? NO IN REAL LIFE” takes the cake for me :)))

@jamzee_

6 ай бұрын

HYYYYSAAAAAAANNNN PYYYYKEEERRRR

"in the noosphere?" "no!in real life! " that has to be a candy man reference

Eldar: I literally put the soul of my dead friend in this wraith lord so he wouldn’t get eaten by She who Thirsts Teacher: Eh… B-, could be improved

@apolloknight9521

5 ай бұрын

Is it because the Eldar Soul Stone doesn’t count as a person in a vehicle?

@whichDude

4 ай бұрын

Sister: "We crucified this guy into a machine."

Realistically there's just only SO MANY ways to make a tank centaur.

@bad-people6510

4 ай бұрын

I prefer the version that is a horse with a turret for a head.

The grot suffocating in the Killa Kan is hilarious

average day in necromunda also nice job on the warsmiths part on becoming an author its and honest life

@capybara6996

6 ай бұрын

Necromunda inner hive city high school

Remember kids an corpse-starch a day keeps the Hive city nootubers away

Meanwhile the necron technomancer blatantly plagiarized the both of them with his lokhust destroyer and didn't see any repercussions

@thebandofbastards4934

5 ай бұрын

The necroun would claim this design is milions of years old and they are the ones who plagiariased him.

"NOW PLOT! PLOT FOR YOUR LIVES!" Thats a phrase I will use everytime I play Age of Empires 2 in multiplayer.

"If you're gonna shoot, shoot, dont talk"

Was not expecting an hbomberguy reference of all things. Great work, as always!

@Sercotani

6 ай бұрын

...yeah, and not a particularly endearing one at that. I'm beginning to think mr DreadAnon leans a certain way. Especially after that Canadian thing he put in. Eh, I'll gaslight myself and say it's just a joke. I like these memes...most of the time.

@Synthonym

6 ай бұрын

yeah I unsubbed. Whenever a mouthbreather uses "soyboy" unironically it's a way of letting everyone else know they're fash@@Sercotani

@DreadAnon

6 ай бұрын

@@Sercotani I think assuming someone's political inclination based on two quick gags is silly! Also I'd never heard of hbomberguy before, this is all Carole's fault 😭

@DreadAnon

6 ай бұрын

@@Synthonym sir I am diagnosing you with terminal politicsbrain, I prescribe at least one hour of touching grass and 15 minutes of frolicking in a meadow per day

@fartsforeyes7651

6 ай бұрын

​@@Sercotani"ill gaslight myself" -least brainrotted politics enjoyer

the servitor and daemon engine communicating entire sentences in singular very short robotic sighs and rage filled screams respectively made me spit out my drink

I like that the croc actually gave him a pencil

Congrats on Mek’s first place reward :)

The bloodborne music with the koffeetorix is the icing on the tormented cake. Shows you how truly horrific it is

I can’t get through a single productive day without my koffetorix TM

5:30 “Great Work Ethic”

I just LOVE to see the warhammer 40k characters in a tv sitcom series, just made my day 👏👏👏

Please we need more of these fellows, I must know if they will graduate or not 😂😂

0:47 I thought that was Bricky for a second.

I completely agree that the Kataphron is cooler because it doesn’t have a gun arm that looks like somebody just cut his hand off, it has a proper cannon.

@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593

6 ай бұрын

Lord of skull still better

Turning some heretic into a coffee machine. Sounds perfectly 40k.imagine it begging you to take a cup, as that is the only time it is without pain Excellent work as always dreadanon! Happy new year!

I know that female tech priest 👀

@loke801

6 ай бұрын

Got one myself and its a gorgeous model when your done painting it. Was a bit of a pain to put together tho.

@gstellar96

6 ай бұрын

​@@loke801admech in a nutshell

@loke801

6 ай бұрын

@@gstellar96 I’ve painted chaos so I know about that in a more literal sense.

This may be Dread's finest work yet! Brilliant stuff! 😂👏

Dude I actually think this is your best work yet. Keep 'em coming Dread-san!

He has a gun! You fools, we all have guns!

This is so good. I love stuff like this. Also would be very cool to see a Cataphron and Lord of Skulls special

It'll be out when its out great work ethic

Mek is back!

I love the fact that theres a 'Cadian Memorial University!' Go CMU!!!!

the grot voice got me good

This is brilliant. And the coffee machine wanting to be dead had me in tears. Great job, man.

Are we gonna get an episode on the lemonade stands? There are 3 now, there's bound to be conflict.

@DreadAnon

6 ай бұрын

It's all culminating in the Endgame of the Marines Malevolent Lemonadic Universe

@simplewrites

6 ай бұрын

@@DreadAnon THE LEMON CRUSADE!

The 'Vehicle that is also a guy' science project got me to drop a like immediately.

Loved the psychicpebbles reference at the end.

Such a shame that Mek really lost his best friend Tech. I hope they reconcile and go on more adventures together.

Like to imagine Mek still has his Prizewinning Killa Kan, just doesn't value it much anymore and now its sitting in a corner somewhere collecting dust/cobwebs

I like how it never occured to any of these techpriests to just admit to plagiarism and get out of the fight that way. 40k at it's finest really

another good video from dread anon boys

An iron priest just shows up with grandpa Bjorn and is like: “this is my class project… my grandad.” Bjorn: “Where am I? Where’s Leman Russ gone off too?”

i love youre work so much man, it always brings me joy

Great video and I legitimately thought the Koffeerorix was a 40k thing, good job bamboozling me, Dreadanon! 😂

"Soy Boy Nootuber" damn it dread, that mental image is going to haunt people's nightmares now...

Tips from the Big E: To avoid the mandatory wallet inspection by Marines Malevolent, simply insult their mother :D

"But great work Ethic"

"Boss, there's not a lot of oxygen in here!" I'm dying

It'll be out when it's out? That's good work ethic, it'll be out when it's out

one of your best videos yet!

My question is why has no one done a mini lord of skull conversion army

LORD OF SKULLS GET HIS ASS!!!!!!

And we like that, it’ll be out when it’s out. Great work ethic on this anon, the Great DREADanon. It’s Okay.

If this was my kid, I'd have some Lingua Technis with that school. A Dominus should know that all knowledge was already created by the Machine God, and thus, all of it already belongs to the Mechanicum. It is therefore impossible for us to plagiarize anything. Enginseer Megablox therefore gets credit for all the entries and wins. He also gets credit for the surgeries used on Buildabearus, and so only owes himself the money.

i would simply refuse to pay buildabearus's medical bills

Kinda surprised the Necron Destroyer didn’t make an appearance. There is an uncanny resemblance between the Kataphrom Destroyer and the Necron Destroyer. Even to the point of them both being called destroyers.

Loved it!will be waiting more school stories with a delicious cup of recap from my coffee maker servitor ☕️💀

you are in my very correct opinion the best 40k Channel and it's not even close.

Buildabearus 😂

*I SEALED A GROT INSIDE A ME'AL TOOB*

This is so good man

I found it very funny, good job :)

I'm so sick of plagarism as an admech player. Necrons copied our destroyers right down to the name, unbelievable.

Now i don't know about you guys but i want a new joe ogryn video

A plot montage that would make Tzeetch proud

Love the Oneyplays reference there at the end

Great stuff

I love this channel 😂

Good to see that the 40k community also enjoys a good Hbomberguy video.

Well I just hope the Tau exchange student don't get it too rough at this school.

Could the addition of Linkara references mean that we're closer to seeing the Lightbringer?

I can't believe they ripped off Tommicus Tallaricarum, the first Inquisitor of the Ordo Americansworkingonsonicus and inventor of the STC

What a masterpiece!

Than there’s the necron cryptek sitting in the corner happy that they didn’t notice he plagiarised both of them with the lokhust

The Marines Malevolent Lemonade Stand will soon be this hive's only source of gainful employment. Not even *legal* gainful employment, because, well, I'm pretty sure they never did get that permit...

Me, a Freeblade Veteran when seeing a Lord Of Skulls: …. *I know you…*

Thanks for the sam hyde reference

2:17 Waw. _I had no idea Philippine Schools exist in the 41st Millenium._ 🧐

my dumbass brain didn't click planet Floridius was fucking Florida until the epilogue made it click.

Hearing Sooy boy Nootuber to represent HBbomberguy is pretty funny considering he made an entire video about people calling him a soyboy, its pretty funny and thought provoking ngl.

@poilaaliop

6 ай бұрын

I'm hoping it's a reference to that video

love the subtle oneyplays reference at the end there

enginseer megablox... i have perished

4:26 The Ork snipers hit again

I bet you could have feed an entire krieg regiment with the production value of this one.

first time I see the kataphron and it left me thinking what a strogg from quake 2 would say when seeing similarities with the super tank

Female techpriests grease my gears if you know what im insinuating.

Like always, made my day xd Also, where is Tech n Mek?

This video single handedly blew out my phone speakers

Dread this is a fucking masterpiece.

A thrilling tale indeed.

All i really want to know is if dreadanon will get his jacket back from that marines malevolent rally he went to 😢.

Iron Warrior: “You know engines right?” Teacher: “Yes, I’m quite fond of them.” Iron Warrior: “Yeah… so anyway, I stuff a daemon inside it.”

good video

This is beyond genius

5:28 "But, great work ethic! It was so good when- Linda was there, the great Linda, right? It's okay."