I'm pretty sure this video is cursed, the audio magically deleted itself when I was making it and corrupted the file, forcing me to re-record everything, then the video itself glitched out while I was putting together and I had to remake everything, THEN for some reason when I exported it it only appeared as like a tiny little square and I had to remake it AGAIN, AND THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN for some reason the subtitles wouldn't appear and I had to spend an hour retyping them AND FINALLY AFTER ALL THAT KZread's analytics thingamajig tells me that people aren't really feeling this one. In light of these mishaps I will be pivoting to a video essay channel where a little cartoon Dreadnought hangs out in the corner and makes smug faces while I summarise the plot of children's animated films in a nasally sarcastic tone of voice over looping trailer footage. Sponsored by Surfspace Shadow Legends. yes I am bitter what of it

@Anonie324

Жыл бұрын

Oh god please no AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@aaronkim757

Жыл бұрын

Im so sorry all that happened If it means anything this was the best by far. The more layers of all the shorts being seeminglessy referenced and the subtle and blatant jokes being executed so well Im fucking invested

@Hellmo_the_tarnished

Жыл бұрын

I hope this Like aids in your suffering

@somerandookay6999

Жыл бұрын

Well thank you for all the work. This stuff slaps. Thank you for filling the hole that tts left... or more accurately that GWS scared off.... I miss the astarties shorts...*sigh*

@homeopathicfossil-fuels4789

Жыл бұрын

never quit dude im in one of my darkest periods of life and your videos bring me some of my only giggles I have had for several months. Your audience is feeling it, its just google being idiots and algorithmically strangulating everything that might be mildly uncomfortable to your average citizen (psst its actually just the shareholders, they are all trust fund babies)

I'm amazed that those klansmen looked at an 8ft tall, 800lb, flaming armored war machine and decided "Yes, this is a fine person for us to be racist towards instead of fleeing in terror. This is an excellent idea with few possible problems that could occur."

@mikecampos1193

Жыл бұрын

And that was their last mistake.

@judeblack4360

Жыл бұрын

Anyway, there’s 30 empty coffins in the Birmingham graveyard now

@cron1807

Жыл бұрын

Yea that is about right considering how stupid they are

@theabomb8305

Жыл бұрын

They would do it. This is from first hand knowledge

@jasonalcatraz5817

Жыл бұрын

Racism tends to toss away self preservation

Salamander goes back in time and meets the first Marines Malevolent

@thetau4866

Жыл бұрын

He becomes the first marines malevolent after violently murdering 100'000s of thousands of racists.

@thestormtrooperwhocanaim496

Жыл бұрын

Cacklin

@gardenthefermentingsound6218

Жыл бұрын

They're an unknown Founding but the Chapter honor rolls go back millenia.

@manbruh2145

Жыл бұрын

not any Marines Malevolent, its the chapter master Titus Racistus

@gardenthefermentingsound6218

Жыл бұрын

@@manbruh2145 Why would he be racist? Except the mutant, and the witch

They could go to M22 to get all STCs and save the Imperium, but instead they went to 1870 to get some hats, They are truly without a doubt, Based.

@pillandredbased69

Жыл бұрын

They could've warned all the imperium about the Horus Heresy, I'd say that's better

@Nat-ri3ip

Жыл бұрын

@@pillandredbased69 they could have warned DAoT humans from the AI rebellion and the fall of the Eldars

@wabdab3459

Жыл бұрын

@@Nat-ri3ip they could have warned the world before of whatever made the c'tan to be

@blyatman4956

Жыл бұрын

@@wabdab3459 they could have warned me that I was gonna spill my drink!

@amirhaikal6672

Жыл бұрын

They could help prevent the primarchs from getting kidnapped.

Reminder that an ork once went back in time and killed himself to get another copy of his fav gun, and because orks don't know time paradoxes, the WAAAGH made it so he was fine because he believed he would be.

@zenoblues7787

Жыл бұрын

Although the WAAAGH itself collapsed shortly after due to confusion and infighting.

@guywholikesmemes4993

Жыл бұрын

@@zenoblues7787 yes but the energy itself is part of how ork biology works, therefore meaning even if does deflate, it's still present in some capacity to individuals with it and their own local environment is affected as a result.(even if said effects are very small compared to a proper waaagh)

@zenoblues7787

Жыл бұрын

@@guywholikesmemes4993 I wasn't saying it did only the time travel escapade was so confusing the Orks stopped their planned attack. They became too focused on each other and lost all momentum as a unified group

@guywholikesmemes4993

Жыл бұрын

@@zenoblues7787 aight,fair enough

@smugron1101

Жыл бұрын

I love Orks so much.

The idea of an 8+ foot black man whose skin is also literally coloured Ash black, who has glowing red eyes and power armor violently ripping up Klansmen is something I thought I wouldn't see today.

@elijahhayter3026

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to Warhammer 40k. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

@tacky4237

Жыл бұрын

@@elijahhayter3026 ive been in 40k for a bit now, and theres no Klansmen.

@elijahhayter3026

Жыл бұрын

@@tacky4237 No, just things that make them seem tolerant by comparison.

”Don’t put me in a self defense situation.“ has got to be one of the funniest things ever. You truly got that old school Monty Python humor and wits about you.

@theone-tg4ey

Жыл бұрын

🙃

@richardsmallenburg1638

Жыл бұрын

'tis but a scratch

Imagine if instead of AOS we got Warhammer Western instead >Ork bandits riding dragons with Gatling Guns >Beastmen inspired by Native American folklore >Imperial rangers with lever action bolters

@redeye3869

Жыл бұрын

Wild West Exodus has some interesting things in it.

@rockets_everywhere7543

Жыл бұрын

That reminds me of Oddworld somehow

@spacesatan5840

Жыл бұрын

why the fuck didnt they do this?

@redclayscholar620

Жыл бұрын

I think a Civil War theme Eldar vs Dark Eldar would be wild.

@joshramirez2049

Жыл бұрын

@@redclayscholar620 wouldn’t it be imperial themed? Not Aeldari?

beware the fury of a kind man. especially when he's a 8 foot tall superhuman demigod with power armor and a flamethrower.

Tech and Mek should be a fully fledged series. On tv.

@patticusfinch139

Жыл бұрын

Collab when? Great job on the Perturabo video too

@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas

Жыл бұрын

@@patticusfinch139 Cheers! My email is always open! 😉

@crazy4sian

Жыл бұрын

GW is typing...

@olgagaming5544

Жыл бұрын

On Warhammer+... xd

@dinoz2113

4 ай бұрын

Yes it should 😁

Damn the poor Sally is just been traumatized beyond all beliefs

@rexlumontad5644

Жыл бұрын

At least he purged them all first

@herrgargoyel6576

Жыл бұрын

@@rexlumontad5644 ja but at what cost to his sanity und to his own personality when he is a human loving Sally

@rexlumontad5644

Жыл бұрын

@@herrgargoyel6576 He can direct that rage on the many many enemies of the Imperium and they're plentiful. It is a good outlet.

Those klans men are pretty brave to go up against a giant armored demigod and now they're smears

@redenginner

Жыл бұрын

Well burnt smears.

@MrTheta-lc8zy

Жыл бұрын

He was way too much buck for them to break.

@lolasdm6959

Жыл бұрын

If only the average PDF and Imperial Guard are this highly motivated

@archmagosavagadro5420

Жыл бұрын

They were known for being racist not smart. They are just like raiders in the fallout universe. Charging the big power armored guy carrying 20 exotic weapons and a fat man with nothing more than a pool cue.

@jazrivvaz1282

Жыл бұрын

@@archmagosavagadro5420 the Klan aren't gone yet, sadly. There are some fine folks doing the Lord's work to make sure that changes though, from what I've heard.

There are many horrible and dark acts commited in the Warhammer world. And the one thing no one should ever do is piss off a Salamander.

The salamander verbally assaulting the marines malevolent at the end is pure gold

The “little umbrella” part killed me.

I mean, given the size of a space marine, the Klan should've known that the Salamander was way too much buck for them to break.

@eletrictarantula2321

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure they still wouldn't see him as a threat all because their black

I’m glad Tek and Mek traveled back to the 1870’s and not in the 2020’s

@mamons_2339

10 ай бұрын

That is a good idea for video. Nurgle came back to 2020 to test his new creation.

The subtitles changing to the Papyrus font when the Necron took off his hat was a brilliant detail.

To be fair, I’m pretty sure the 7ft tall super human would be fine even without power armor.

@FunkBastid

Жыл бұрын

Well, there you go

@nullpug5445

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, a terminator basically died to a stick so...

@FunkBastid

Жыл бұрын

@@nullpug5445 wat?

@meem4606

Жыл бұрын

@@nullpug5445 even in the far off future, the mighty STICK still is a powerful weapon

@larrytherustyboii7442

Жыл бұрын

@@meem4606 no shit, a green latern got his ass beat by one of those.

Damn, this poor Salamander have a really rough day

I like to imagine that salamander downed that entire glass of lemonade in one go, before consuming it and the tiny umbrella in its entirity and yelling "THANK YOU. I APOLOGISE FOR MY STERN TONE AS I AM CURRENTLY QUITE UPSET. GOOD DAY SIR."

This could be canon lol. Also, Orikan is here. I should have expected it.

@darthjekyll3648

Жыл бұрын

Wouldn't there be orks running around everywhere.

Fun fact, flamethrowers did exist in that time period, granted not infantry mounted ones, but ship mounted ones existed since Greek fire was used by the Byzantines

@michaeldimare3786

Жыл бұрын

Your history information is appreciated.

@eliavi3251

Жыл бұрын

"The byzantine had ships with crafted makeshift flamethrower, now you can imagine the end result by putting together the words "makeshift" and "flamethrower". Sam O'nella.

@calebbarnhouse496

Жыл бұрын

@@eliavi3251 while he is right it wasn't perfect, they were far from make shift, the problem is your flamethrower on a wooden ship meant you had no room for any fuckup and that is a disaster waiting to happen

@ra_alf9467

Жыл бұрын

Not sure, mate. It was the wild west, and the greek Fire was a middle ages technology

Only malevolents will sell lemonade and lemon scuares....is truly a evil move.

Wow no wonder they didn't want to bring the salamander with them haha

a Salamander killing Klansmen is incredibly based

@lolasdm6959

Жыл бұрын

I like how they see a towering gaint with a weapon the size of a small cannon and decided to attack him

@xandemar1388

Жыл бұрын

That's exactly what a space n'wah would say.

@syppy7416

Жыл бұрын

@@lolasdm6959 well TBF, racist or not that would be one of people's three reactions, the others being to run away or to stand still in fear

@syppy7416

Жыл бұрын

@@xandemar1388 maybe it is, maybe it isn't

@lolasdm6959

Жыл бұрын

@@syppy7416 I am not stabbing the gaint with a cannon in his hand

This series has quickly become one of my most anticipated things. The subtle humour, the voice acting, the continuity. Chefs kiss.

Dude, holy shit this was amazing but what made me even happier than the fact that it managed to drag a genuine laugh out of me is the release date. I didn't even realize it at first, but the fact that this was released just minutes ago fills me with joy that this kind of w40k content isn't dead and has even grown beyond the crutch of w40k inside jokes while still keeping it within the comfy grimdark comedy setting we're used to.

I love how they only recognise the Necron when he takes off his cowboy hat.

"Don't put me into a self defense situation!" *proceeds to go doomguy mode on the KKK*

@oscarandreas1431

Жыл бұрын

nice

@oscarandreas1431

Жыл бұрын

doom guy would be proud

@singularkakapo

Жыл бұрын

Incredibly based

I'm surprised the salamander would be so shocked given what salamanders are known to think about eldar.

@notusneo

11 ай бұрын

They are filthy xenos so its a given they would be horrible, but another human being?

“This here is a musket!” “This here is a LASER musket.” _TECHNOLOGY_ 🎩 🐍 no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

@mikecampos1193

Жыл бұрын

Preston Garvey shows up this is another settlement that needs your help I'll put it on your map!

@darthjekyll3648

Жыл бұрын

@@mikecampos1193 aw sit!

I think most tech priests would have gone back to M22 and gotten as many STCs as they could.

Petetion for Tek n Mek an' da Multiverse o' Madness.

I never realized the downside of time machine until this video

@lolasdm6959

Жыл бұрын

Goes back in time* Sneezes due to seasonal flu* Begins global pandemic that wipes out 80% of the human race*

@TheDragonfriday

Жыл бұрын

@@lolasdm6959 could be a good thing, not like my ancestors would die in western times hehe

I love the conversation the marines malevolent have, using snow instead of sugar.

3:57 “For the sake of argument, if you come at me in a public situation, and I have to shoot through a crowd of people to defend myself, it’s a self defense situation. I won’t be happy about the devastation that I cause. But I will be happy that Ive defended my own life.” -Salamander Hyde

Ah lovely! an enemy of trazyn is a friend of orikan!

Seeing an angry salamander is pretty...terrifying in all honesty, even more terrifying than anything the warp can conjure.

"You know what, brother, on second thought, why don't you tag along. Just, uh, keep your helmet on." "ok. but why such an obscure rule?" "people would be intimidated by your....um...your eyes. yeah. pure red isn't a natural human eye color."

Making up tech mumbo jumbo as you go is the first thing any science fiction writer has to learn.

The appearance of Orikan the Diviner is fucking hilarious

NO WAIT salamander don’t do it!-o wait right he’s a space marine he’s fine

@eletrictarantula2321

Жыл бұрын

That and most of the weapons in that time period used on him would be a equivalent of throwing a pebble at a tank

Being with that ork its affecting that mechanicum.

I wasn't ready for the salamander actually going back too. I really thought it was just gonna be a throw away and not mentioned again but It was hilarious, too bad he got traumatized by giving those klansmen what they deserved

poor salamander

History Fact: The "Cowboy" hat usually associated with the time period and the western genre isn't accurate to what people back then who have for headwear. It was Buffalo Bill who popularized the hat, years after the end of the Gold Rush and the Cowboy era. This was thanks for his Wild West shows, famous circus-like events. He was so successful, he toured in Europe, and made Europeans think cowboys wore those hats. The rest is history.

@gardenthefermentingsound6218

Жыл бұрын

And anywhere from 25 to 33% of cowboys were black and Mexican. Tv and movies never show that part.

@iamablacksabbathsong9765

Жыл бұрын

@@gardenthefermentingsound6218 What about blazing saddles , red dead redemption 1 and 2 , Good , bad and the ugly and fistful of dollars and django and django unchained . Those have black and mexican characters

@gardenthefermentingsound6218

Жыл бұрын

@@iamablacksabbathsong9765 of course there were a very few black cowboys in media, but go watch a western marathon you'll be lucky to see any Hispanic cowboys who aren't banditos.

Nice to know the Orikan can bond with people over his love his hats. :)

surprised you dont have more subscribers, this content is absolut gold.

No matter how much success you get from this, don't forget it's a stroke a genius. I love this little series so much, makes me laugh every time

Between this and those mechanical horses, all of Admech is secretly wild westaboos.

Oh boy Tech and Mek are back at in Dreadanon what whimsical adventure will they take part on!

Sally did the Emperors work on those ghosty boys. Deserved that lemonade. Chaos, put some ice in it to cool that hothead down.

I was not prepared for this when I woke up today.

3:34 Poor schmucks when the Salamander goes for an enthusiastic walk on them.

...this series is trying it's best to fill the gaping hole in my heart that is TTS. And it's succeeding! ❤

LOL, really enjoy these adventures of Tech and Mek. Great satire and parody of 40 K, not to mention your original skits.

I would unironically enjoy a Wild-West style Warhammer. Orc: Yee-WAAAAAGH!

I mean I'm glad he finally stood up to them but I'm worried about the salamander now... I also want this as a series now.

Can you do mantic games warpath stuff ? I really love that tabletop game and their minis, seriously they are affordable and fun as heck to play and trust me you’ll fall in love with the minis, especially the Enforcers minis

the fact them Klanks didnt shit themselves senseless seeing a 8ft tall cyborg'ed black fella, makes me think if he accidentlay warped to a universe where the Klanks have read H.P's lovecraftian books REGURLARY

Isnt that mek boy ork shedding spores all over The place?

this is awesome. I love this series

I'm surprised that techpriest is up on his 39000 year old history. And you wouldn't like Salamanders when they're angry...

The funny thing is, Sally probably didn't arrive smack dab in the middle of a clan meeting. He probably saw the burning cross and went toward the fire😂😂

@Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak

3 ай бұрын

Like a moth to the flame

Aw it's nice to see chaos android is still doing ok wish I got sent postcards lucky gits!

Goodness me it's great to see how much this channel's grown. Evading copyright in a way that TTS never could... Oh I'm so proud!

This is not where I expected to hear the whistle theme from Deadly Premonition today. Bless you.

OMG, love the Wolf's Rain music reference at 4:37 🤩

The Ekspozycja System? I'll always catch a Polish word

I thought they would go to back to the Mesozoic and encounter lizard men

Tek and Mech trying to convince the Salamander not to show up in the American South. Meanwhile, those hooligans and their fancy gizmos and doohickeyswould be just dandy. I’ll tell you hwat.

so, that necron guy, is it Tech, Mek, and Nec now?

Poor salamander doesn't realize...

I really love these videos. These two characters are actually well written lol

1:59 This is so beautiful of a line.

I can’t vocalize how happy i am that there’s a MMLSCU (Marines Malevolent Lemonade Stand Cinematic Universe)

ARE YOU PUTTING ME IN A SELF DEFENSE SITUATION?

Glad you were able to put things back together my man keep these 2 in my algorithm Omnessiah give you strength machine spirit give you peace machine god's love forever be with you

These vids are pure gold.

you know, i would have thought it would be the lamenters running the lemonade stand, they got enough lemons after all

@kaeleastlord

Жыл бұрын

An earlier video showed a Marine Malevolent joining the lemonade stand after being traumatized by a Salamander flaming a bunch of Eldar orphans.

A Space Marine being a victim of prejudice? Oh, the tables, how they turn!

I thoroughly enjoyed this, thank you for making it!

These videos are peak comfy.

Love how the Mek didn't understood the actual reason why the Salamander shouldn't come.

"Flamethrowers hadn't even been invented yet" the Salamander immediately loses interest 🤣

i love how he portays the salamander as a buncha fruitcakes.

i love that in 2:43 system he mentions is called ,,exposition" in Polish

Hahgahahahahah self defense situation hehehehe

The real shame is that the salamander could have bonded with them over their mutual love of setting the property of people they don’t like on fire and convinced some of them that they weren’t on the right path.

Yeah I had a weird train of thought of what if 1000 salamanders appeared during that time period

Poor guys, all they wanted to do was help the Salamander get home.

is that the one you had to remake from scratch ? lmao

the klans do realize that the salamader is not really a charcole color but he was exposed to ash

GW cease and desist letter in 3... 2... 1...

Tech and Mek. Best duo ever.

And the lesson of the day is “don’t corner salamanders”

Really you had to send him to there you monster

Absolute love for this series

Fckin inspired to use Papyrus font for the Necron