We need Joe Ogryn to invite Ghazghkull so they can discuss the conspiracy theories behind Yarrick's death

@owencappelli2127

8 ай бұрын

Yes

@khaimk4r4su

8 ай бұрын

on the double, m8 plz

@jb03hf

6 ай бұрын

YARRICK DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF

I gotta love how the emperor uses a text to speech device.

@DreadAnon

8 ай бұрын

it's like that one series, What if the Emperor Had a Talky Box

@JohnPabloEsposito

8 ай бұрын

@@DreadAnonstrange series that one

@acedeci4560

8 ай бұрын

@@DreadAnon on a serious note anychance you can spill the beans on what text to speech program you used?

@dongholiothesecond3324

8 ай бұрын

@@DreadAnon Hopefully game workshop dont come after you too.

@alibayati8250

8 ай бұрын

@@DreadAnon please use text to speech emps more loved his cameo in the tower of babel episode

I would unironically watch a full podcast length video of The Joe Ogryn experience.

@non-applicable3548

8 ай бұрын

I think we all would

@stoops187

8 ай бұрын

Agreed

Joe is shockingly intelligent for an ogryn

@DreadAnon

8 ай бұрын

He got the P.E.A.B.R.A.I.N. implant (Pineal Enhancement Attributed to the Brain Running on Advanced Ignorance, Nerd) Basically he's so dumb he loops back around to being smart.

@goldenfiberwheat238

8 ай бұрын

@@DreadAnonthis dude just named a kids next door episode 💀

@nobleman9393

8 ай бұрын

Some Ogryns are as smart as regular humans, they are just rare.

@obi-wank-enobi

8 ай бұрын

He's a bonehead

@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy

8 ай бұрын

​@@goldenfiberwheat238 core memory unlocked. Thank you, brother.

How economically fucked up is the imperium for the god emperor of man himself to advertise a sponsor?

@kobold7466

8 ай бұрын

the 41st millennium is sorely lacking in corpo-megaconglomates that rent you your graves when you get killed by the bullets and guns they produce.

@user-xf2qt5il7n

8 ай бұрын

Undead Emperors have still got to earn a living.

@SubOptimate

8 ай бұрын

_In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only the grind._

@Bigman-ee5fk

8 ай бұрын

@@SubOptimate there is only the grilling of hungry gods

@nobleman9393

8 ай бұрын

He puts gold on eveything, he needs every sponsor he can get.

Brother Jameus wouldn't have been kidnapped if he agreed to Joe Ogryns first guest idea since the Emperor showed up a couple hours later

Is that... the Emperor... using a text-to-speech device? Man, the wave of nostalgia just from that.

Man, Big E TTS makes me sad the show is not a thing anymore. Their new world of darkness stuff is great, but man, I miss 40k.

@DCking14682

8 ай бұрын

is it really great...? cause its seems kinda gay imo

@jeremiwalkiewicz

8 ай бұрын

​@@DCking14682 yeah it is gay as hell TTS itself is also quite gay, though

@SIGNOR-G

8 ай бұрын

​@@DCking14682 it has indeed big sodomitic energy.

@kaminsod4077

8 ай бұрын

​@@SIGNOR-G The custodes in TTS are among the most violently homoerotic characters in fiction.

@alibayati8250

8 ай бұрын

@@DCking14682 i'm homophobic and i don't think markus and kitten being gay makes the show bad in any way

Jameus get the video of a bear marking its name in Mortarion's heart

"My Nurgle Mobile" Thats amazing

@juliane.mfarias9285

8 ай бұрын

It woks. It breaks. It gets fixed. It works again. Repeat.

@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy

8 ай бұрын

​@@juliane.mfarias9285 Praise be, the omnisaiah!!

''Primarch of the uhh... *STINKY LADS* '' I cant lol.

I remember watching this live what a crazy episode.

So the emperor did sell those grills. In a way Joe was right (please someone rescue brother Jameus).

@rehanashrif8167

Ай бұрын

It has been 6 months.

The chair was occupied, it was a purple ork sitting in the chair.

This is fun. Joe and Jameus fill the Tech and Mek hole in my heart. Hope Jameus will be back soon. Also Ohio still exists in 40st millennium. Good to know.

@DreadAnon

8 ай бұрын

Tech and Mek are canonically on vacation and will be back soonish for their BIGGEST ADVENTURE OF ALL

@marcinsiewierski1021

8 ай бұрын

Awesome!@@DreadAnon

Despite having a gigantic power scythe and an oversized plasma pistol, Mortarion still opts to use an outdated service pistol from the 2nd millennia.

@overlordpichu5577

8 ай бұрын

i mean part of his philosophy has always been "if it aint broke, dont fix it", so... totally in character yeah.

I find it funny that mortarion complains about everything needing to be organized when Nurgle is the god of consistency.

@lordgod9958

8 ай бұрын

He is the primarch that inherited most of Big Es love of hypocracy lol

I don't think Brother Jameus' rash is going to get any better....

@Engisneed

8 ай бұрын

If its a rash strong enough to infect a marine hes screwed 💀💀💀💀

I take it as offical cannon that Ohio still exists in the 40k universe, ant the entire state is devoted to grill manufacturing

@user-xf2qt5il7n

8 ай бұрын

Ohio is now an entire sector, still making the best grills though.

@Vincent_A.

8 ай бұрын

I would’ve thought would’ve been more of a North Carolina thing, but things don’t go to plan in 40k.

@DrNiradino

8 ай бұрын

Grills are more of a Terra's thing. Other planets prefer other electric utensils. For example Mars has multiple factories dedicated to production of toasters.

Mortarion growing another arm with a gun in it would not be lore inaccurate 😂

Oh hey, i literally just watched the devil short of this, this is such a great idea for a warhammer series

Good to see the Emperor guest starring on vox casts despite his own being shut down by the Inquisition.

Mortarian would unironically go onto podcasts and social media saying how he would totally own that total chud Jagatai Khan if he were still around . . . “he’s not back right?”- Mortarian

I can't tell you how good it is to hear the robotic yammering of that giant skeleton. Even after all these years.

I just realised mortarian has a tiny chainsaw on the end of his scythe

I just read some deathguard books too. Love this series

@stoops187

8 ай бұрын

Lords of Silence was great

unironically make more of these please

Emperor bless us! 5 mins worth of Joe Ogryn! We eating good corpse starch today.

@stoops187

8 ай бұрын

We making it out of the virus bombed trenches with this one

I wonder what itd be like to hangout for a day with all of the Traitor Primarchs (bar Fulgrim and Angron)? I feel like Magnus would be really chill. Like you could actually smoke some Ultramar Kush and have a really good time with the sane/alive ones. Video games with Perty, insightful philosophy with Lorgar, and maybe just watch the Nurglings play with Mortarion.

@person4436

8 ай бұрын

Or just play with the nurglings and get mauled to death

@alastor8091

8 ай бұрын

@@person4436 they'll make you into a living jungle gym first.

@chestnut4860

8 ай бұрын

Video games with perty until you accidentally slights his ego and he strangles you.

@johnmorton1026

6 ай бұрын

Peturabo is the sort of guy that would make you play a game you've never played before not tell you any of the moves and then throw an epic tantrum if you beat him.

Maan , hearing tts emperor made me smile for a moment.

oh boy, the old classic text to speech voice for the emperor, really takes me back.

as a fan of mortarion admittedly i was kinda worried, but uh, yeah this is mortarion alright.

Hearing his voice again, the Emperor speaks once again....I miss it bros, I miss it so much.

The stinky lads is my new favorite legion

I'm so happy we have a full joe ogryn episode 😂😂

The first time i listened to this I thought mortarian said, "All the governmental oversight over these nuts" 😂

“fucking mangrate.” Norman Macdonaldius Primarch of the Unlearned.

When you get the chance, you should do an episode with Guilliman defending his relationship with an eldar

thank you dread anon, this made my eon

Good to know that TTS lives on in the community.

3:57 Ah s#!t, he packing heat... Foo is gonna spin the block in the name of Nurgle!

The mangrate appearance was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. The man grate saga on Norm’s podcast was absolutely hilarious

I want to see many many episodes of Joe Ogryn, this is glorious.

So glad this is becoming a series

This is genuinely your best work yet

Brother Jameus, get the video of Kaldor Draigo mooning Magnus in a Arbytes restaurant!

40K/10 i will watch again. TTS may be gone. But the comunity is testing the waters!

The man grates is a throw back. RIP Norm

I need more of this, you've definitely earned a sub

same voice actor as the tts series for BigE very nice

Sharks are capable of electrocereption, this allows them to detect electric impulses in other animals. In praticular Hammerhead sharks have a highly developed electroreception ability allowing them to find prey burried in the sand.

@ringomandingo1015

8 ай бұрын

They are also incredibly smooth to the touch.

ah man I cant believe you got the real voice actor for the emperor from TTS!!

Who’d be a Joey Diaz equivalent in 40k?

@FollowerofWotan999

8 ай бұрын

Kharn

hearing big E like that again reawakened something...

cant wait for episode 2

🗣️🔥truly one of the experience of all time 🔥🗣️🔥

>see a doctor >not see an apothecary ONE JOB DREAD!

@DreadAnon

8 ай бұрын

it’s dreadover 😞

Please continue making this forever

Cant wait for chaos gods ep

Man below me is incorrect

Didn't laugh like that for quite some time😂, please invite captain Titus one day.

it was great to hear tts big E again haha

Honestly I'm surprised that Brother Jameus even needed to book sponsors in the first place. Hasn't he heard of the hit new vox game HIVE RAID: SHADOWSPEAR VANGUARD?

please make more of these 😂

6 months.....only two left until we got another episode

@Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak

2 ай бұрын

Now at least 1 months now

Finally we get the Joe podcast!!!

@grandadmiralangel1809

8 ай бұрын

though I do hope there will be more Joe Ogryn podcast. plz

Bruh the grill bit at the end killed me 😂

Good Ol Norm reference the Mangrate😂😂😂

I have infomation on the location of brother Jamieson or whatever. I think he was last seen on prospero, world of the Iron lads, held at hammer point by Full Get, leader of the fairy foundation for under developed limbs in children with snake bites.

Can't wait for the episode where Joe Ogryn smokes that Chaos Boof Pack with the warp ghosts of Horus and Sanguinius.

No more flare ups. What do ya think of that? No more dry meat. What do ya think of that?

It’s voxcast heretic. -Local technophile.

I can't wait until aliens appear and the first contact event is one of them as a guest on Rogan.

I almost thought: holy shit, it's the voice of the emperor, than I remembered its Text to Speech. But it's good that the Tts box of the emperor is not dead.

I can't wait for Tech and Mech to appear on this show

When are we gonna get to see Joe Ogryn watching nature video animal fights while doing his somewhat uncanny impressions of said animals?

Joe:ok,next is...uhh Jameus:what? Joe:uh... Konrad,ghost looking and bound by a tech priest:... Jameus:UHHHHHHHHH- Joe:what? Jameus:...THATS KONRAD GOD EMPOROR DAMMED CURZE! Remleiz:i should note binding him is draining my friend so can we make this quick? Jameus:...i should have probably fallen to nurgle when i had a chance shouldn't i...fuck.

Now we only need 900+ episodes, just like the real thing!

The sticky lads of Nurgly really just kidnapped brother Jameus

Waiting for kitten to be next guest of this podcast

If GW sponsored fan channels like this one and you guys were given discount codes to hand out, folks like me would be more inclined to buy the miniatures.

How dare brother jameus insult my son montarion without me!

Would Mortarion(before heresy) have been friend with an ogryn? For what I know they aren't psychics and an ogryn would never lie or attack a friend or a leader in the back, so mortarion would not feel suspicious of him and could even grow trust in him The scenario is really something to be curious about, or that's what I think at least

"spotificarius"

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen

A Mangrate... is that some kind of Slaaneshii cleanser?

Man below me is correct

Damn not even the Techno Barbarians could get rid of Ohio

I wish that was a real sponsorship, haha.

now i miss tts

So much better than JRE

Joe'gryn!

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war. Across the galaxy, civilizations crumble beneath the relentless advance of merciless armies and the insatiable hunger of the Warp. Amidst this maelstrom of chaos and bloodshed, one bastion of fried delight stands as a beacon of defiance against the encroaching darkness - the Sanctum Fritilliarius. Nestled within the desolate wastelands of the Imperium, Sanctum Fritilliarius is a fortress of grease-stained stone and barbed wire, its towering spires adorned with the charred remains of those who dared to challenge its supremacy. For within its hallowed halls, the Colonel's secret recipe is guarded with zealous fervor, whispered only in hushed tones by the chosen acolytes of the Fritilliarius Order. But even the mightiest fortresses are not immune to the ravages of war. As the tendrils of Chaos spread ever deeper into the heart of the Imperium, the forces of the Dark Gods set their sights on the sanctity of Sanctum Fritilliarius. Led by the dreaded Warmaster Rotgut the Unforgiving, a horde of heretics and daemons descends upon the fortress like a ravenous horde of locusts, their twisted forms twisted by the corrupting influence of the Warp. The defenders of Sanctum Fritilliarius, clad in grease-stained armor and wielding weapons forged in the fires of culinary perfection, stand ready to repel the invaders with every ounce of their being. From the battlements, they unleash a hail of filthy oil and burnt breadding, their battle cries drowning out the screams of the dying as they fight tooth and nail to protect their sacred charge. But Rotgut cares not for the valor of his foes. With a guttural roar that shakes the very foundations of the fortress, he leads his horde in a relentless assault, their twisted forms crashing against the walls like a tidal wave of madness. The defenders fight with unmatched ferocity, their blades carving through flesh and bone with surgical precision, but for every heretic that falls, two more take their place. As the battle rages on, the sanctity of Sanctum Fritilliarius hangs in the balance. The fortress is battered and broken, its defenders weary and bloodied, but still they stand defiant, unwilling to surrender to the darkness that threatens to consume them. And in the darkest hour, when all hope seems lost, a lone figure emerges from the depths of the fortress, his eyes ablaze with righteous fury. The Colonel, the legendary founder of the Fritilliarius Order, strides forth with a bucket of his legendary fried chicken in hand, his gaze piercing the darkness like a beacon of hope in the night. With a mighty shout that echoes across the battlefield, he charges headlong into the fray, his blade cleaving through the ranks of the enemy with unstoppable force. Inspired by the Colonel's bravery, the defenders rally to his side, their resolve renewed as they fight with renewed vigor. With every swing of his blade and every bite of his legendary chicken, the Colonel carves a path of destruction through the ranks of the enemy, his fury unmatched by any who dare to stand against him. And as the last of the heretics fall before his righteous wrath, the Colonel stands triumphant amidst the smoldering ruins of Sanctum Fritilliarius, his legendary recipe preserved for all eternity. But even as he celebrates his victory, he knows that the forces of Chaos will never rest, and that the grim darkness of the far future will always hunger for the taste of fried " chicken ".

@officialgalacticpatriarchy1065

3 ай бұрын

I have made a picture of Adeptus Fritillarius Sanders , Warmaster rotgut, and the KFC fortress monestary

You collabd with famous warhammer 40k actor, Text-Speech Device?!?!

"What's happening forum" So mortarion is an =3 fan? Must of watched it back in the crusade days

Talk show was fun, not enough rocks tho... Could've saved Jameus if Joe had a rock to throw at giant, smelly mothman thingy... Empreh knows what's the best rashuns to serve loyal Ogryns, its why he's biggest an bestest boss.

im baked af and this is hilarious

Great use of a slide whistle

GOD MORE OF THIS PLEASE LMAO

Hello dreadanon could you please recreate the Tony Soprano “did ya see the pricks face when he saw the gyatt” but it’s a little orky and he instead says “Did yaz c da gitz face when ‘e saw da grot?” it would be so awesome sincerely -KZread Commentor