Her: "I'M IN HEAT" Him: "Do you want me to open the window?"

@little.bear344

3 жыл бұрын

Her: "Take me, take me now, you big, bad rooster!!" Little cockatiel: "Um, no thanks, that's too much ham for these little eggs" 😂

@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@GeneralCane

3 жыл бұрын

@@little.bear344 "Take me cockatiel!" "Take you where? My wings are clipped and we don't have winter coats."

@little.bear344

3 жыл бұрын

@@GeneralCane LMAO! 😆 Her: "Ravage me, consume me!" Cockatiel: "But I'm not a cannibal- do I look like Armie Hammer to you?" 😂

@ravageone7794

3 жыл бұрын

@@little.bear344 hUh- (Ik it’s a joke lmaoo it says ravage)

Dove: *Does mating ritual* Cockatiel: The fuc you think you’re doing?

@ktc776

3 жыл бұрын

*In chowder's voice* BEGONE DEMON

@JoonasD6

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm doing exactly that!"

@onceupxn

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao- 💀

@m3o3w

3 жыл бұрын

The cockteil be like- *look up* *look down* 👁👁 👀

@jbhvanimal4497

3 жыл бұрын

@@ktc776 i- 😂

He’s just like “wtf help”

@onceupxn

3 жыл бұрын

@@fraskf6765 LMFAO- 😭💀

@scypio8191

3 жыл бұрын

@@fraskf6765 😂😂

@user-rj7vk4jt8l

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@dragonheart81vids

3 жыл бұрын

@@fraskf6765 a different kind of ring-

@mintmainia

3 жыл бұрын

@@dragonheart81vids a ring is a ring 😂😂

Dove: *singing the song of her people* Cockatiel: *WHAT IS SHE SAYING*

@lord_xylozdoomsday959

3 жыл бұрын

Wap

@thiswowzer3217

3 жыл бұрын

Idk Trisha I don't talk spanish

@coversvoices1491

3 жыл бұрын

WHATDIDSHESAYYYYYYYY?????

@tanushreemukherjee292

3 жыл бұрын

The song: 🎵OH BOY IM GHORNY🎵

@Purple_haired_cleric

3 жыл бұрын

Translation error

Tiels always look so socially awkward I love them

@Leondro246

3 жыл бұрын

And that's why I got two of them

@LoanRepresentative

3 жыл бұрын

@@Leondro246 I got 2 and their 4 eggs are hatching ^^

@Leondro246

3 жыл бұрын

@@LoanRepresentative Aww, my female cockatiel is still way too young so no babies till 2022

@WhatTheFnu

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair: I'd feel a little awkward too if a space alien started hitting on me.

@JetFalcon710

3 жыл бұрын

Cockatiels are my spirit animal

lmao she thinks hes a dove

@zoeywilliams4848

3 жыл бұрын

That’s so sweet and sad at that same time

@polarmori

3 жыл бұрын

BRO IF ORGOT ABOUT THIS COMMENT HOW DOES IT HAVE SO MANY LIKES

@spiritmatter1553

3 жыл бұрын

@@zoeywilliams4848 Don’t worry, Zoey, it’s okay to be white. 👌🏼 🕊⚪️

@kj6597

3 жыл бұрын

@@spiritmatter1553 That’s not what he meant lol

@pirateswiggity5278

3 жыл бұрын

@@polarmori That’s okay, I left one comment for only a few days, just to come back to 4.5k likes

I like how she even composed a high-coo for tiel.

@Yohannai

3 жыл бұрын

Take your like, you deserved it

@hankt8491

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yohannai 🙏

@snekmcslitherton2815

3 жыл бұрын

The double layer pun lol

@DarukaEon

3 жыл бұрын

... ... ... Pfff!

@grapebunch7762

3 жыл бұрын

Insert Seinfeld bass line here.

Cockatiel's google search history: *signs that she likes me*

@nibbaccinomemes1600

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@annabelleverhaerr

3 жыл бұрын

"Sign number one: agressively asks for sex Sign number two: does mating ritual"

@sparkingmotions1896

3 жыл бұрын

@@annabelleverhaerr love it

@Hereforfunsies

3 жыл бұрын

Sign number three: is always ready to fvck, I'm very uncomfortable..

@Kapnohuxi_folium

2 жыл бұрын

Literally me lmao

Cockatiel: minding his own business Dove: *f u c k me N O W*

@madeliner1682

3 жыл бұрын

lmao you right 🤣

@SephirothWaifu

3 жыл бұрын

I love how unbiased this is. I love animals sooo much!

@eternal_zelda

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@brookedoesstuff6357

3 жыл бұрын

Damn if only I got this much likes on my Instagram lol

@animatedmacha9687

3 жыл бұрын

NO-

Cockatiel: hi-- Dove: *S E X N O W*

@RakeshRoshan295

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@annegolany

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@onceupxn

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO

@fish9465

3 жыл бұрын

hi i love u!! I’M DEAD LMAO

She is not shy at all about what she wants😭

@ktc776

3 жыл бұрын

I wish I could be as confident as this dove.

@kaebeelee

3 жыл бұрын

@@ktc776 and have you ever seen a male cockatiel left speechless before? He couldn't say anything he was so flabbergasted 😭

@ktc776

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaebeelee I know right

@ktc776

3 жыл бұрын

@Monkeyman I knew that, and I feel kinda bad for her 😭

@cobralyoner

3 жыл бұрын

see, I don’t understand your choice of emoji there.

I love how the Cockatiel has absolutely no idea how to interpret this and keeps wondering if she's trying to attack him and he might have to bite her to reinforce personal space XD

@pirateswiggity5278

3 жыл бұрын

I can only assume this would be my reaction if some 6’5” tall bleach-blonde comes up and starts making moves on me. “Wh-who are you? What are you doing?! What’s going on here?! Stay back!... I’m warning you! I have a spork!

@onceupxn

3 жыл бұрын

@@pirateswiggity5278 LMFAO- this Is something I would do. 😭💀

@rugalbernstein5913

3 жыл бұрын

@@pirateswiggity5278 this interaction sounds even better now that I've accidentally imagined this with an Oblivion Npc voice

@pirateswiggity5278

3 жыл бұрын

@@rugalbernstein5913 I had to look up “Oblivion npc conversation” and watch a few videos to grasp the context. Needless to say, you are *on to something!*

@cyanidenightshade

3 жыл бұрын

@@pirateswiggity5278 wish that was me

The little "gwuuh" after the trill makes me laugh

@SakuraMoonflower

3 жыл бұрын

love that song, the goofy "GWUUUH!" and the insane laughter that white doves uniquely make.

@oreoyin-yan8414

3 жыл бұрын

When?

@AnAmericanComposer

3 жыл бұрын

@@oreoyin-yan8414 "BRRRR! (gwuh)"

@cats1970

3 жыл бұрын

It sounds like crows that learned how to talk

@SakuraMoonflower

3 жыл бұрын

@@oreoyin-yan8414 She naked the "Gwuuh" sound once around 0:34 and again at about 0:36. It's quiet and easy for the untrained ear to miss.

Cockatiel: how's your day? Dove: I WISH TO HAVE INTERCOUSRE WITH YOU.

@akshaysodhi_1044

3 жыл бұрын

*INTERCOUSRE*

@Nitosa

3 жыл бұрын

@@akshaysodhi_1044 sir this is a McDonald's.

@ktc776

3 жыл бұрын

@@akshaysodhi_1044 Sir, this is Wendy's.

@tanneredge9774

Жыл бұрын

Let's plot a course. Intercourse.

@winningsmilefan4888

Жыл бұрын

@@ktc776 sir, this is KFC

i love how the tiel is like "ma'am this is a macdonalds........."

@JetFalcon710

3 жыл бұрын

I too would be that way. I'm not great at interacting with people, and I usually keep to myself ;v;

@dronespace

9 ай бұрын

😂

@Pp8292_

8 ай бұрын

what is a teil

This is kind of the equivalent of a supermodel flirting with a musician street performer, and I love it. She’s just infatuated with him, and he’s just like...”uh...friend?”

@blacky_Ninja

3 жыл бұрын

It’s probably more like a fan stripping and screaming „I WANT A CHILD FROM YOU!“ in front of her celebrity crush. 😂

@zoeywilliams4848

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I feel for the dove I’m just like that - giving love to someone who’s like “ur my friend bro plz stop”

@Vixey_Starr

3 жыл бұрын

More like a member of the Columbidae family driven by instinct to reproduce with a parrot, am I right boyz

@cupidscursed

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vixey_Starr ayyyyyy B))

@SobeCrunkMonster

3 жыл бұрын

oddly specific

Dove: Ara Ara Cockatiel: I NEED AN ADULT

@anib8863

3 жыл бұрын

Dove: *I am an adult!*

@pirateswiggity5278

3 жыл бұрын

Cockatiel: A *Better* adult!

@anticlickbait

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@grim9690

3 жыл бұрын

-ara ara~-

@butterflyenjoyer230

3 жыл бұрын

@@pirateswiggity5278 can i be the better adult?

Cockatiel: Zz Dove: You want.. SOME F U C C ?! Cockatiel: help.

@annabelleverhaerr

3 жыл бұрын

How is this the first lemme smash reference I encounter and how did I not think about that

@zeynabuthman639

3 жыл бұрын

Her: I aM THirST Him: ....I need an adult .

@broccolibeef917

3 жыл бұрын

Poor cockatiel

@lizziethoj139

3 жыл бұрын

The cockatiel: “No Ron, go find Becky.”

@Moai_God

8 ай бұрын

@@annabelleverhaerr peck peck

Cockatoo: I don’t understand your accent Dove: *Shows Rear* Cockatoo: No thanks

@Whyyoutubewhy..

3 жыл бұрын

cockatiel*

@MrWhatdafuBOOM

2 жыл бұрын

*Cockatiel

@alejandropetit6573

9 ай бұрын

lmao

@angelwings7930

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mapofthesoultagme7143

2 ай бұрын

cockatiels are the smallest cockatoo spieces ​@@Whyyoutubewhy..

white cockatiel: exists dove: good enough

Cockatiel is like “IM NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND”

@syundown6005

3 жыл бұрын

You just gave me Chowder flashbacks

@hotaruishere2133

3 жыл бұрын

@@syundown6005 I was highkey about to ask if it was a Chowder reference oml

@alexeilicot363

3 жыл бұрын

I read this in Chowder's voice 😂

@mailreceiver8642

3 жыл бұрын

Im mr. 400th like

@tanneredge9774

Жыл бұрын

Hiiiiiiii Chooooowder 💋👄

Need to get pidgey a boyfriend, she begging for a mate.

@MachiriReviews

3 жыл бұрын

Doves are monogamous. Once they’ve chosen, they’ve chosen. That cockatiel is her chosen one lol

@b33tle_g00se

3 жыл бұрын

@@MachiriReviews rip

@pidgey6830

3 жыл бұрын

That's not me, this is slander.

@pidgey6830

3 жыл бұрын

...I'll take the BF though

@AdmCornFlake

3 жыл бұрын

@@MachiriReviews that's after they mate tho.... doves do this to multiple others when they're seeking potential mates. they even do it to objects or humans sometimes

she's a little confused but she's got spirit

@KyleEvra

8 ай бұрын

😂

@whywouldyoucare

7 ай бұрын

not at all confused? she actually knows EXACTLY what shes doing. WE are confused. Cause we lost any and all ability to be just ...honest with oourselves and each other about sexuality. Shes not confused the slightest bit. She might be MISTAKEN about the species of her potential mate. But CONFUSED about what she wants she is not in the slightest XD

I've never seen a white cockatiel before! :o He's so gorgeous!

@whyamidizzy8694

3 жыл бұрын

I own one aha

@kikiuwu3192

3 жыл бұрын

I had one.. but he died... he was ssoooooo prettyyyy😍😍😍😍😓

@kristinbagani2811

3 жыл бұрын

I used to own one about 10 years ago.

@KindredKeepsake

3 жыл бұрын

@@whyamidizzy8694Lucky you!

@KindredKeepsake

3 жыл бұрын

@@kikiuwu3192 I bet he was pretty! But I'm sorry he died.

"HENLO LOVE I MISSED YOU" "honey not in front of the hooman-"

@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

She loves his white color! Absolutely adorable.

@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@DakotaofRaptors

3 жыл бұрын

Das raciss

@Hereforfunsies

3 жыл бұрын

@@DakotaofRaptors is it pigeon and bird racist idk search it lol

@CircussCake

10 ай бұрын

@@DakotaofRaptors fellas, is it racist for a bird to be white?

@sh22real

10 ай бұрын

@@DakotaofRaptors oh no racist bird we should cancel her 😡😡😡😡😡😡 don't get me started on her old tweets

The tiel is so concerned

He's clearly intimidated by her Amazonian beauty.

@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

3 жыл бұрын

Fr

local man aggressively courted by 6'8'' woman

@akshaysodhi_1044

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LMAOOO

@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no

Doves are so cute and squishy

@broccolibeef917

3 жыл бұрын

yes they are

@akshaysodhi_1044

3 жыл бұрын

and horny

@localchibigameuser9732

3 жыл бұрын

@@akshaysodhi_1044 pls stop its not funny

@justsuzy321

3 жыл бұрын

@@localchibigameuser9732 It was funny and who are you to tell people to stop or judge??? Feck off hen. I thought her comment funny because.....THE DOVE IS HORNY!! Grow up!

@stockimageofaburglarwithag2284

3 жыл бұрын

@@localchibigameuser9732 It's fucking hilarious man.

The cockatiel is honoured by the request but.... THAT'S NOT HOW WE DO THINGS. xD

@dtop.flocka

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO

*jumps on camera* *laughs* *gets picked off of camera* *jumps on camera again* *laughs more*

@siavashkharasi3209

5 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure she is not laughing!!! I own a ringneck dove for 5 years now and when she is angry she make this sound like if i take away her food while she is eating she would do that

Love the sounds doves and pigeons make, especially that "laughing" sound as she jumped and flew onto the camera twice. Their coos are so sweet!

The cockatiel was like " yo owner help me wtf"

Lmao mans just straight up confused like “uhhh I don’t understand this love language, help”

@JetFalcon710

3 жыл бұрын

I too would be that way. My facial expression and body language would probably be somewhere between 'oh god help', 'friend?', and 'what is happening here'

I've never seen a pure white cockatiel before. So pretty

@roborosvki7938

3 жыл бұрын

The dove thought so too

@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

3 жыл бұрын

@@roborosvki7938 xD

"I mean... She looks kind of like me. Would anybody care if I did it?"

@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@dmwanderer9454

3 жыл бұрын

He'd probably surprise the humans

She's talking in another language and he's like "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, WOMAN????!?!?!!?!!111"

@mahpell7173

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, he doesn't even know if it's female.

I love the look on the parrots face at 1:00 he looks so confused at what’s going on lol

@DV-zv4ox

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, he is 100% not having any of her hanky panky 😂

Pidge is just happy to spend time with her foreign boyfriend

Cockatiel: Good morning, madam- Dove: DO ME A BABY.

Cockatiel: why hello the- Dove: GIVE ME SNU SNU *NOW!*

@mohamedshouky5853

3 жыл бұрын

I understood this reference

@melissawilliams5823

3 жыл бұрын

South park reference?

@blackjesus2916

3 жыл бұрын

Death by snu snu!

@louisportalatin2790

3 жыл бұрын

@@melissawilliams5823 nahhh Mann its a show about the future

She makes the most adorable noises! Like she's laughing

@tentenmendoza

Жыл бұрын

that's why they're called laughing Doves

Her: "OH DADDY RAVAGE ME" Him: "Sorry but I'm not your dad"

Cockatiel: "Hi how are you doing toda-" Dove: *L E M M E S M A S H*

“Hes not gonna mate with you put your butt down” i- *PLEASE* 😭

The cockatiel has no idea what's going on and I love it

Cockatiel: wha- Dove: *G I B D A S E X Y T I M E S N O W M Y L O V E*

@JetFalcon710

3 жыл бұрын

Cockatiel: "Ma'am this is a McDonald's"

@Wulfxous

Жыл бұрын

@@JetFalcon710 "Ma'am, this is Wendy's"

I think pidgey might need a fellow dove boyfriend. She seems a little... pent up.

@JamesRiderX

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly, getting another dove won't work. Once a dove chooses a bird as it's mate, even if that bird doesn't act on it, it won't choose any other bird, dove or otherwise, as a new mate.

@b33tle_g00se

3 жыл бұрын

@@JamesRiderX that’s so sad

@Tylerpierre99

3 жыл бұрын

Aww unrequited love....thats really sad 😥

@b33tle_g00se

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tylerpierre99 oh yeah, been there

@TosyaChan

3 жыл бұрын

@@JamesRiderX but what about young male pigeons who just go after every female they see (they dance around them and follow them)?

Pigeon : *does mating ritual Cockatiel : "I'A M U N C O M F O R T A B L E"

Considering that doves aren't super-bright, and that the cockatiel was both vaguely shaped like her AND the same pure white color, I'm not surprised Pidge is so into Little One.

Damn, doves are very upfront with it, huh? When my female cockatiel wants to mate she just kinda follows her man around and lowers her head so he can climb on her back. Rarely she starts calling out for him though, which is super sweet, because she's trying to mimick some of the songs he sings. She's not very good at it, but you can clearly tell it's supposed to be a song and I find that awesome. She first started doing it when he was super sick once and nearly died to a stomach infection (he fully recovered, thankfully). They love each other so much.

Cockteil be like " listen lady, whatever you selling, I aint buying yo!"

The cockatiel looks so confused lmao

" girl put your butt down he doesn't want you-"

That birb has woman throwing themselves at him... He's an isekai anime protag confirmed!

@philippdrescher6012

3 жыл бұрын

Does she qualify as a furry, because they are different species? :D

All the single dovies, all the single dovies! 💍

Girl, I feel you, I'm also a pretty bad flirt

@JetFalcon710

3 жыл бұрын

I'm generally just not great at interacting with humans and I often keep quiet

*confused bird noise*

@JetFalcon710

3 жыл бұрын

_[Visibly confused]_

I swear she is just like my old pet pigeon named Cocotte. Rest in piece Cocotte 🕊️

@SupahCray

8 ай бұрын

Awww~ Bless You, Friendo! 😢

I have a dove like that and I love when she makes that noise at 0:34. It’s like the laughing sound but in the singing voice. 🤣

@fabiashii

3 жыл бұрын

My doves also do that...Yah so funny lol🤣 xD

Alt title: *Pigeon simping for a cocktail*

Cockatiel: *Stares at wall* Dove: GIVE ME YOUR (first syllable of name), NOW!!!

Dove: *"BAAAAABE I'M HOOOOORNYYYY"* Cockatiel: "ohpleasedeargodnotagain"

Singing her sweet love song to him, So beautiful..🕊

I love how he's following the dove's movements.

that cockatiel be like "dude you're not my TYPE"

Cockatiel looking like it wanna say: aye bro I love you and all but we're friends😭

I'M DYINGGGGG the cockatiel is saying: Uh uh..

Such a beautiful pair of snow white birbs.

My pigeon too tries to woo my cockatiel. And my pigeon is also named Pidgey.

Dove: WhOoP dAt ASs! Cockatiel: *Somebody please get me out of here-*

Can you imagine opening your legs up to your boyfriend, and then your best friend just coming up to you and closing your legs?

@DV-zv4ox

9 ай бұрын

Only difference is he is not her boyfriend, and he is also very confused/unimpressed judging by his body language lol

@adamrmoss

9 ай бұрын

True friend will help they drunk sister out of a party foul like that.

@antares_m20

9 ай бұрын

WTF are you on bro

@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790

9 ай бұрын

@@antares_m20 That's what literally happened though

Dove: I WANT INTERCOURSE *NOW* Cockatiel: ma'am, this a *Mcdonald's*

I've always wondered how a Cockatiel and dove would interact? They are both kind of mild manured. Cockatiel probably being the more aggressive out of the two. I have 22 parrots 🦜 from Parakeets to Cockatoo's. I'd adopt more if I were younger. All parrot owners know just how much work it is to keep birds 🐦. To me , its worth it. Thanks for sharing your babies to all us animal lovers ❤ !

@angelwings7930

9 ай бұрын

Mild mannered*

When lilbird my cockatiel starts singing... all the lady birds fall in love... it's happened with a parakeet looking bird, cockatoo, and a Chinese goose.

He's just not that into you.

I'm not a dove. Nobody's perfect.

He's not gonna mate you, put your butt down.

She thinks he's another dove. How cute.

"You caught me, you caught me love dancing!" Dove "Oh, BEHAVE!" Cockatiel

Dove bowing and cooing Cockatiel "Mom, what's she doing?"

Dove: "Mmmm~ You're cute. Let's MATE-" Cockatiel: "How about we talk over some seeds first. . ."

Why does this remind me of Hatoful Boyfriend game

@nailzbybi2552

3 жыл бұрын

OMG SAME IM GLAD I AINT THE ONLY ONE

@doggo_woo

3 жыл бұрын

the what

@sappy.3xe

3 жыл бұрын

@@doggo_woo Look it up and play it lmao

@pirateswiggity5278

3 жыл бұрын

@@sappy.3xe I don’t think I will

@doggo_woo

3 жыл бұрын

@@sappy.3xe not gonna play it, but it's basically a visual novel but... birds? WHAT?

Cockatiel: Dove: oh fuck yeah baby-

@akshaysodhi_1044

3 жыл бұрын

💀💀

Cocktail: high pitch squeek Dove: are you really watching porn all by yourself.....

@xanshen9011

3 жыл бұрын

Cockatiel: NAH IM WITH THE BOYS

@ktc776

3 жыл бұрын

@@xanshen9011 NAH IM WITH THE SCIENTISTS

@zeniththecat3121

3 жыл бұрын

@@ktc776 NO! Im with the science team!

@vinhphucnguyen4695

3 жыл бұрын

@@zeniththecat3121 STAHP!

How to lose a guy in 10 seconds.

Piege: up, down, up, down.😘 Cockatail: Wtf is this giant girl doing?👀🤨

Cockatiel: Sorry, I don't speak Italian

These are odd-looking cats, but I'm all for them

Those birds sound like they're whistling luridly at her. It's no wonder why Aphrodite's bird was the dove.

"This is my boyfriend! He is like me, only small and angry!"

My dad's friend had a dove and I loved being around him, so funny and entertainig, he was in the mood of mating season too and would grab stuff around the house to try and make a nest or something ahaha

I feel sorry for the confusion going on with both birds but it's SO CUTE!! The dove is so beautiful and I just can't get enough of those dove sounds! 🤣🤣❤❤

Pidgeon: "hello beauty" Cockatiel: "what?! I don't understand you"....🤣🤣

"He may be a small stubborn man, but i'll win his love yet"

lols when the dove flew over and the cockatiel shoved aside, it was like "oh goddamn it, not again".

Oh gosh this is so ridiculously cute. She found a boyfriend that looks like her, she thinks!

I love the sound doves make, especially mourning doves.

Dove: “Come mate with me!!” Cockatiel: “We.. haven’t even gone out to dinner, tho-