6 year old me when my parents start fighting at the table:

@scozill3234

3 жыл бұрын

very underrated comment

@TrianglePants

3 жыл бұрын

very unnecessary colon as usual

@scozill3234

3 жыл бұрын

@@TrianglePants keep 'em high and tight

@andiarrohnds5163

3 жыл бұрын

hawhaw

@luckerooni1153

3 жыл бұрын

@@TrianglePants Thank god you're here to stop them officer

The Crab's face is literally: 0 ______ 0

@Sanguineous70

3 жыл бұрын

V o_o V

@Jack-mf5lw

3 жыл бұрын

>- 0|-_______-|0 -

@NOBODY-jy6hv

3 жыл бұрын

More like 0 0 ()()

@NOBODY-jy6hv

3 жыл бұрын

Well some one noticed that quick

@spaceflightfox8494

3 жыл бұрын

@@NOBODY-jy6hv i like how this video was posted 5 years ago and we find us today on the comment section

I think what makes this so perfect is how silent it is. Like there is no voice saying shit or music on the background, only a crab eating his food and the sound of a clock. Perfection.

@jakestaheli8532

10 ай бұрын

Asmr videos can only hope to be this calming and serene

@anti-ethniccleansing465

7 ай бұрын

This makes me terribly sad. This is a horrible enclosure, and this is a stupid food item for the crab, unlike anything he/she should be eating. Poor thing looks miserable, and it has a very difficult time getting this type of food into its mouth. It was a VERY depressing video. That is the exact opposite of perfection.

@jakestaheli8532

7 ай бұрын

@anti-ethniccleansing465 oh stop being such a downer. Obviously he doesn't exclusively feed the crab onion rings, and you can only see one corner of the enclosure, how can you assume that it is bad?

@bladeofveng

7 ай бұрын

@@anti-ethniccleansing465you need therapy bro

@anti-ethniccleansing465

7 ай бұрын

@@bladeofveng Coming from a pothead such as yourself, worry about you.

What wonderful table manners! Cleaning his eyeballs before he eats ❤

@Badficwriter

7 ай бұрын

I like to lick my eyeballs before eating too

@fairy_queen85

7 ай бұрын

It's super cute!! 💖

@XxMrManxX9451

7 ай бұрын

Spoiler alert: That’s Eugene Krabs waiting menacingly in hunger for you to give him money

@BermudaHawk47

6 ай бұрын

@@BadficwriterI like to lick my pair too, but why ur eyeballs?

@Lszwash

5 ай бұрын

Gotdamn bro you are a ogre so the world a favor and wear a burka covering pls

Human: *Gives onion ring* Crab: Your offering has accepted, mortal.

@kencarson5051

3 жыл бұрын

Makes no sense but aight

@Zavouk

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/m42KsZebhandp5M.html

@kencarson5051

3 жыл бұрын

ö bet

@MrStressedOut

3 жыл бұрын

@@kencarson5051 Cause he don't know how to spell properly loolll

@Loachie90

3 жыл бұрын

Been accepted

yeah, ok, he scratched his eyeball with his mouth, understandable

@shinbunto5389

4 жыл бұрын

It weirded me out 😅😅

@Oiltuber

4 жыл бұрын

0:27 for people looking for a timestamp

@memmuherra2911

4 жыл бұрын

@@Oiltuber thank you

@arthurmorgan1007

4 жыл бұрын

@@Oiltuber mvp

@spethmanjones2997

4 жыл бұрын

Oh FFS all you people would lick your eyes if you could, don’t lie

It’s so goofy seeing the little guy scratch his eye with his own mouth, so cute

He’s so dexterous I love him the way he pulls the onion ring apart is amazing

@YouShookItThreeTimes

6 ай бұрын

It is amazing dexterity!

@TuMnieNieMa2137-ce1bw

Ай бұрын

🦀

*Grabs the onion ring* “Interesting. I shall taste.” *Takes one bite* “I will continue consuming this. Thank you human.”

@Yukimurasaccount

3 жыл бұрын

"I will take care of this Onion ring as Gentlemanly as possible" *Eats quietly and it's it in bits*

@AverageBass1627

3 жыл бұрын

How fucking original, you asshole

@thegreatteaman

3 жыл бұрын

Andrew12064 someone’s having a rough day.

@namelessnick9791

3 жыл бұрын

@@AverageBass1627 Lol.

@k3anz

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

0:15 that crab scratched his eye with his mouth

@Osiris4441

7 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY! HAHA

@FreetimeCooking09

7 жыл бұрын

That so cute haha

@jonyt3hchunk

7 жыл бұрын

b9nny r4bbit no it washed it that's how crabs wash theyre eyes with out any water around

@rybolfc

7 жыл бұрын

Sick

@kaorn7419

7 жыл бұрын

Those things in his mouth are smaller claws used for keeping the mouth closed and opening it for the bigger claws to 'shovel' food in.

To think that some day all life on earth will evolve to be as adorable as him. Truly aspirational

@ballsups

5 ай бұрын

REJECT MODERNITY EMBRACE CARCINIZATION

@zacanger

2 ай бұрын

In only a few billion more years, we'll all be crab!

the best 3 minutes and 6 seconds of my whole time of existing on this cruel, cruel world

The Crab: *......soooo....you're just going to sit here and stare at me while I eat it?*

@krystalhearttcb6460

3 жыл бұрын

Smh ,they won't let my boy eat

@tbnrzephyr7640

3 жыл бұрын

Yes yes I am

@sidejyll9667

3 жыл бұрын

Nah I'm eating too

@applesauce5117

3 жыл бұрын

699

@applesauce5117

3 жыл бұрын

Ahhh

That crab is the most patient eater in the universe.

@guljangarajayeva3392

5 жыл бұрын

Seks

@alshedfi

5 жыл бұрын

Hhaaahaha 😂😂

@toe_sucker_4165

4 жыл бұрын

Crabs don't really do a whole lot of moving. If you've ever seen them irl, they mostly just chill there.

@jordandahl1577

4 жыл бұрын

He’s enjoying his meal

@rawtrout3402

4 жыл бұрын

Donut Boi you ever tried to catch a crab? theyre fast as fuck!!

The way it cleaned it's eyes, it's another level, pretty sophisticated for a little fellow.

@Elenrai

2 ай бұрын

Imagine it with a tiny lil tophat!

He's so polite grabbing tiny pieces off the ring and quietly eating them

Human: *hands over onion ring* Crab: *"GIMME THAT SH!T."*

@techalex1992

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@sludgechan

4 жыл бұрын

*_"mMMMM THIS SOME GOURMET SHIT RIGHT HERE"_*

@vLoveYourz

4 жыл бұрын

😭😭

@anysleep7465

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@josh_sqlla

4 жыл бұрын

I can’t stop laughing...

i don’t understand the dislikes *you clicked to see a crab eating an onion and you got a crab eating an onion ring*

@Bruno-lo8oc

3 жыл бұрын

Basically bots

@Thiggman-cs6wx

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe if there was some interaction with the human, some proof that it's not living a miserable or even tortured existence, but instead it's just a cornered alien being handed weird things that aren't its' food in a habitat that's not it's natural environment.....in a thick silence but for a ticking clock. These viewers not giving one sh++ deserve downvotes too. If the relationship between "pet" and owner is of no benefit to the animal then downvote it is.

@kylein9869

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thiggman-cs6wx what a shitty existence this crab has

@whatalaffss

3 жыл бұрын

@@rogersun6184 how is crabs eating onion rings abuse

@whatalaffss

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thiggman-cs6wx bruh crabs eat anything even human food dumb shit

A very elegant gentleman, he makes a great role model for the other crabs watching this.

This crab has better eating manners than most people... So cute ❤️

Everyone knows it's good hygiene to wash your eyeballs before every meal

@jasonnova4683

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking about that hahaha

@MagickalMermaid

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

@stxrs_.0

3 жыл бұрын

facts

@zedddddful

3 жыл бұрын

I never eat a meal with unwashed eyeballs.

@ellenmonteiro5392

3 жыл бұрын

Yes the most crazie-i mean important hygiene

Sometimes when I'm eating alone I turn this on and pretend I'm eating with him

@user-zu7ew6pd8i

5 жыл бұрын

ok once again weird but not a sin

@TheFutureChannel123

5 жыл бұрын

Same!

@hydrasevens

5 жыл бұрын

Weird flex but ok

@miguelolandesca9342

5 жыл бұрын

mukbang

@TH3C001

5 жыл бұрын

Lol, I'm having some soup right now.

What a nice gentlemen. Taking small bites instead of choking it down like someone I know. 10/10 would eat with them again.

@AsherTCO

3 ай бұрын

Lmao I wonder who

Such a nice little fella to sit beside and eat my food,truly the best companion you can have in these trying times

tick..tick..tick..tick..tick..tick..tick..

@no-vb2oe

5 жыл бұрын

tok

@alshedfi

5 жыл бұрын

@@no-vb2oe i hate you 😂😂😂

@Tubeite

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the dining room at the start of Resident Evil

@briannabills8532

4 жыл бұрын

Mass Destruction 😂😂

@Maxim.Nazarenko

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tubeite What a mansion! Is this Chris's blood?

Uploaded 3½ years ago. The crab is probably still eating the onion ring today.

@elenaarman-tang7811

4 жыл бұрын

Bhahahaha I thought the same thing 🦀😳😂🤣😂🤣

@styri8465

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like the crab rave

@stevealigheri

4 жыл бұрын

He's doing his best to be fair

@lae6009

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭

@vangogo6819

4 жыл бұрын

@@stevealigheri Yeah, he's only a little crab, now if that was my husband , whoosh, now you see it now you dont!🤣🤣🤣

Back in the day when golden content was produced on the daily

オニオンリングを掴んだ時の「ガシッ」という音が格好いいですね😃✨

Okay, I lost it at 0:09 when the crab forcefully grabbed the onion ring. 😂😂😂😂

@Cheetahprint85

4 жыл бұрын

*Crunch*

@ryanh4148

4 жыл бұрын

"Give me the fucking ring, bitch"

@_Hakiko

4 жыл бұрын

He just doesn’t know his own strength okay? :(

@anaisyanlap7360

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@lifesjourneywithlavinae

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love how he is staring right at our souls while eating the onion ring

@nykv9101

3 жыл бұрын

Nox et Lux - first the onion ring, then you...

@hypercalmeqc7863

3 жыл бұрын

Nykko V 😂

@fallenking2719

3 жыл бұрын

He looks at his dinner

@hypercalmeqc7863

3 жыл бұрын

Tace with Gun u know that’s not a serious comment right ?

@apostleofazathoth7696

3 жыл бұрын

@@hypercalmeqc7863 HE LOOKS AT HIS DINNER (u)

Порой, когда я ем один, я включаю это видео, и представляю будто мы едим вместе.

@kurtcobainmylove2074

10 ай бұрын

о нет😭

@user-kj4rn7ug7r

10 ай бұрын

брысь фейк

@-_UwO_-

10 ай бұрын

@@user-kj4rn7ug7r всё, ухожу 😰😰😰😰😰

@Dkot-mq2hw

4 ай бұрын

мем в Вк увидел,пошел этот коммент искать😂

He is more patient than my entire life

Why was I expecting him to full on take a bite out of it

@official-deepseacreature863

4 жыл бұрын

Same....same....

@Kilam1972

4 жыл бұрын

same bro

@smutshawty

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@haruhifujioka5952

4 жыл бұрын

CHOMP

@mataeohall9798

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

_i like how politely he's eating that, what a gentleman._

@Gamerguy826

4 жыл бұрын

I say! This onion dish is absolutely exquisite! Bring me some tea, would you? Somebody should edit this with something like a top hat and monocle for the crab and maybe something like captions of some 18th century gentleman trying onion rings for the first time.

@ST0AT

4 жыл бұрын

Along with some classical music in the background

@ohfeckoff3282

4 жыл бұрын

Gentlecrab*

@freightshayker

4 жыл бұрын

Crabs are definitely known for their gentlemanly-disposition when eating onion rings. French fries ? ... not so much. Anyways. Repent and be properly water-baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins per Acts 2: v38

@senorpigeon9564

4 жыл бұрын

Mudcrabs with top hat

Good vibes here. A crab, an onion ring, and a clock ticking softly. Oddly relaxing.

Sometimes I turn this on and pretend I am eating with him

Crabs always seem like they don’t know the controls to their own body

@korngirl185

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely correct.

@killerkirby366

3 жыл бұрын

Well more like they need to think about it first like they know how but it isn't automonus

@zekybg

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@zekybg

3 жыл бұрын

@Rayyan Tanwar Thats True. Everyone is bulying him because he is a New player.

@mr.obvious4810

3 жыл бұрын

"Left...left...left Hey jeff where is the left button again?"

I love how he grips the ring so suddenly and angrily.

@msspringtime99

4 жыл бұрын

Wilde Kougan me too😂

@RukaLucio

4 жыл бұрын

Same bro lmaooooooooooooo

@Cellmate

4 жыл бұрын

And then he chills when he realizes what it is.

@jellynuggy2763

4 жыл бұрын

he said “GIMME THAT”😭 seconds later:realizes its food ouuuu mmmm😋nom nom tbh this thing is literally me inna nutshell

@Anon-lu6ct

4 жыл бұрын

Firmly grasp it

That thing actually has hands for lips. God's creativity is something, well, out of this world. Quite literally.

Crab: *breaks off small bits of the onion ring and nibbles* Me: *bites directly into the onion ring* Me and Crab: *eats onion ring*

@Alicia96

4 ай бұрын

Onion Ring: Onion Ring 🎉

Human: here, have some food **gives onion ring** Crab: **AGGRESSIVE SNATCH**

@gracemoreno6778

3 жыл бұрын

Literally me

@elgenfranord1651

3 жыл бұрын

Ye just give it to me or I'll start

@GuardDog42

3 жыл бұрын

Crab battle

@skibididopyesdop

3 жыл бұрын

crab: MY ONION RING NOT YOURS

@gracemoreno6778

3 жыл бұрын

@@skibididopyesdop me

I don't really know why I expected him to bite into it like a human instead of eating it in little pieces.

@ASpacywalf

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@fleperd7021

3 жыл бұрын

I feel that so hard i thought he was about to just start chomping it but he’s actually pretty chill ngl

@damangomandan7598

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh, I thought that too

@hitbu9471

3 жыл бұрын

@@alienmagi I was referring to the way people bite into burgers and pizza and other foods like those. I don't know about you, but I take bites out of onion rings, rather than tearing them apart into little pieces.

@mathaccount3410

3 жыл бұрын

i would also eat little pieces of onion ring half my size

this crab is a true inspectoer of food quality😊

The ticking clock adds so much.

@TheStyleCopycat

11 ай бұрын

Fr

@Liquidsword_

2 ай бұрын

tick tock tf2 refrence

I love how he wiped the tears of joy before having his special meal

@oscartobaroatmeal6734

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@Vixen_Rose64

3 жыл бұрын

0:16

@oscartobaroatmeal6734

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vixen_Rose64 Thank you

@Vixen_Rose64

3 жыл бұрын

@@oscartobaroatmeal6734 np!!

@TheLittleRedVixen

3 жыл бұрын

Or its the onions making him cry

Crab: (munches on some onion rings) Everyone: *you're doing great honey*

@qee540

4 жыл бұрын

xD

@bingbong4016

4 жыл бұрын

Aawwwww

I just watch this video when I'm eating just to not feel lonely

I love his little cute beady eyes

the ticking of the clock makes this look like a horror movie and we're watching an eldritch abomination eat its prey

@dulce5523

3 жыл бұрын

And the camera's quality aint helping

@mercedesbenz6657

3 жыл бұрын

For real!

@wetalkinb0utpractice

3 жыл бұрын

Dining room in Resident Evil

@moronfromouterspace2972

3 жыл бұрын

@@wetalkinb0utpractice " "RRRESIDENTT EEVILLL"...

@cringeperson2498

3 жыл бұрын

Expectations creeply consumes it like a sea star Reality aight one piece at a time

"got an itch in my eye, let me scratch my eye first"

@jonyt3hchunk

7 жыл бұрын

eliluong it was washing its eye

@TheMilwaukeeProtocol

7 жыл бұрын

...With its mouth-hands, no less.

@notaverysmartcat

7 жыл бұрын

+Pyagrl*16 MOUTH HANDS omg this shouldn't be so funny but I completely lost it

@laylaariel3751

7 жыл бұрын

Pyagrl*16 late to the party but that's fucking hilarious lmao mouth hands

@signedsamone

6 жыл бұрын

Pyagrl*16 I’m so late but I laughed so hard at this comment 😂😂

2:43 he gets a big part

The way he grabs it is great. Love this video with all of my heart

0:08 "Let go of the onion ring and no one gets hurt."

@porrecacesar2551

6 жыл бұрын

man you nailed it! ahhaha

@yeehawgaylord7655

6 жыл бұрын

xD

@yogcgotthesauce5657

6 жыл бұрын

i aint cracked up at a comment like that in a min lmao

@thebestcat9601

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Muteki_REN

5 жыл бұрын

"Release the ring, mortal"

Human: **gives crab onion ring** Crab: This is some serious gourmet sh*t.

@fugo7664

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kurtzcharlatan5368

4 жыл бұрын

What age are you to think this is funny

@felixthegreater

4 жыл бұрын

@@kurtzcharlatan5368 and what age are you to go around criticise other people's jokes

@imjm0625

4 жыл бұрын

Cum

@idrinkanddrive1215

4 жыл бұрын

IMJM06 cum

and he eats it so formally... really gotta look up to this man😤

Such beautiful scenery. I absolutely adore how peaceful the crab seems.

Who would dislike this, it’s a crab eating an onion ring, you got what you clicked on

@AA-bz1pr

3 жыл бұрын

They're probs annoyed that they didnt get an onion ring...

@YanosProductions

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, yea I would be annoyed I suppose

@eldhaxan

3 жыл бұрын

Because it wasn't 2

@Valkyrie_Yukikaze

3 жыл бұрын

A Potato It is 2am now and I want to eat onion ring (>_

@Jester4460

3 жыл бұрын

Bots obv no huaman can do that

The clock ticking in the background just makes it impossible to ignore the fact that you are letting precious, unrecoverable seconds of your life go by watching a crab eat an onion ring. Best seconds of my live ever

@dcive4402

3 жыл бұрын

At least we're wasting our time together

@idiotratz

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@rushwarriors2692

3 жыл бұрын

I’m dead 💀

@jackychang9148

3 жыл бұрын

Life*

@JK-hd2zb

3 жыл бұрын

I''m ok with that

Ive been struggling to get myself to eat recently, so i put on this video and suddenly eating was much easier:] Thank you for sharing a meal with me mr.crab:]

I have continously watched this video every year for seven years straight and oh boy he doesnt disappoint!

man: holds out onion ring with tweezers Crab: *K I L L*

@PatrickPease

3 жыл бұрын

dude was ready for action

@nuttygeezer830

3 жыл бұрын

*Initiates Combat Mode*

@SojuStay

3 жыл бұрын

lmao 🤣 he was ready!

@DeckerBens

2 жыл бұрын

I literally heard that up in my ears

@kasedekikedi1442

2 жыл бұрын

Gimme the ring n****

just came here to see the comment "Sometimes when I'm eating alone I turn this on and pretend I'm eating with him"

@kiselakobasica5867

4 жыл бұрын

just came here to see the comment "Just came here to see the comment""Sometimes when i'm eating alone i turn this on and pretend i'm eating with him""

@raymickens440

4 жыл бұрын

Just came...

@woomyngyes3840

4 жыл бұрын

and you don't do that? fuckin weirdo...

@Peewee_-vx8rp

4 жыл бұрын

Just came here to see the comment "Just came here to see the comment "Just came here to see the comment "Just came here to see the comment "Sometimes when I'm eating alone I turn this on and pretend I'm eating with him"""""

@kasakro9829

3 жыл бұрын

just

sometimes when i’m eating alone i turn on this video and pretend i’m eating with him

i dony know exactly how to express this, it is so, so beautiful, the claw and mouth movements are absolutly perfect, and how it reaches rhe climax when it eats the onion ring, bravo, 10/10

Imagine how wired it would be if someone just gave you a giant onion ring and stared at you quietly whilst you ate it.

@itzruss8242

4 жыл бұрын

oil Toast I mean........ I would like that

@noodlenoodle321

4 жыл бұрын

@@itzruss8242 hahhaa

@citxititxi6198

4 жыл бұрын

Hey man,it happens

@jesseklaverkamp1532

4 жыл бұрын

Just like: 👁👄👁

@itzruss8242

4 жыл бұрын

Jesse Klaverkamp no like 👁🐽👁

I'm here just for the guy who pretends to eat with him😂

@eidorian3966

4 жыл бұрын

Same!😂

@thomasautino8037

4 жыл бұрын

same

@AydenRose04

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@Mr.Blackhole

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@Funkmonk2502

4 жыл бұрын

MagisterFili22 same

Billions of years of technology and life gave us this beautiful result

This is the type of unloaded relaxation I needed 🥰

*Pet crab eating onion ring* 2.6M people: Interesting...

@ManmyDearestCreation

4 жыл бұрын

I Date Only Feminists! What are you talking about?! This is quality Content that is worth watching for 3 minutes.

@dexses2184

4 жыл бұрын

Clairvoyante coronavirus?

@milktile4384

4 жыл бұрын

Actually it’s “pet crab eating onion ring”

@ausore9832

4 жыл бұрын

*stupid fucking template that makes no sense* youtube dot com: peak comedy

@HoesLuvBigSteppa

4 жыл бұрын

Haha funny reddit moment

My brain has never been more conflicted between "that's cute" and "get away from me". It's like a green stop sign.

@surprisedlobsta8543

3 жыл бұрын

It's the eyes and mouth, one part is cute the other horrifying

@AnthonyDoesYouTube

3 жыл бұрын

@@surprisedlobsta8543 The eyes freak me out too. The way they have a little pocket right next to them that the eyeballs fight nice and snuggly into 🤢🤮 i love all animals tho he might be ugly but he still cute

@GiRR007

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnthonyDoesKZread really the eyes are the problem for you ? The eyes are the cute part for me the mouth is creepy.

@AnthonyDoesYouTube

3 жыл бұрын

@@GiRR007 just looks like a regular bug mouth to me

@jonathanday4553

3 жыл бұрын

Crabs have evolved multiple times. They are a good example of a successful attempt at life.

At that pace it's going to take it 10 business days and the clock is ticking

He’s so cute I absolutely adore how politely he eats he’s so cute=]

I like how he *aggressively* takes the ring lol

@scramblineggs8659

2 жыл бұрын

Human: Onion ring, sir? Crab: Oh yes, why thank you! *CRONCH*

@lumizu2091

2 жыл бұрын

He maybe thought the owner was taking it away

@tonysoprano6310

2 жыл бұрын

MINE

@crabbostabbo6898

2 жыл бұрын

0:09

@neolapse6539

2 жыл бұрын

“I THINK I’ll be taking that now”

When the crab went “😶”, *I felt that*

@RukaLucio

4 жыл бұрын

Berlin dang man that’s deep I feel you 😔👊🏼

@among-us-99999

4 жыл бұрын

mfw I’m a crab: 🦀

@DeathMetalHead69

4 жыл бұрын

U mean● ● [ ] [______]

@mmmmscrumptious433

4 жыл бұрын

Damn...I feel you my nigga 😞👊

@idiotsimulator8055

4 жыл бұрын

@@mmmmscrumptious433 U dont hav n word pass me reprotign u!1!1!!1!1!!!

I'm watching this while eating onion rings, nice

eats elegantly, very polite

My friends during quarantine: • learning 5 languages • losing 10 stone • gains 6 pack Me during quarantine: • watching a crab eat an onion ring

@muzinhiphop7591

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@lisoo9045

4 жыл бұрын

Was it worth it? Hell yeah

@littledanmcnamara1840

4 жыл бұрын

@@lisoo9045 I have no regrets

@littledanmcnamara1840

4 жыл бұрын

@XAndroid1 you must be American

@hellopeter9083

4 жыл бұрын

Little Dan McNamara I’m Irish and I don’t know what that means haha

if i would own a restaurant i would give him a whole seat for himself he seems very polite

@palantonio8764

3 жыл бұрын

A bit hungry by the way he gripped the onion but yea, very polite

@stuckfart

3 жыл бұрын

@@palantonio8764 he’s doing his best and that’s all that matters. claws aren’t the best for eating giant onion rings

@doublea-aa2594

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a filthy creatute

@that_cajun_boi4401

3 жыл бұрын

@@doublea-aa2594 meany😡

@tinybrained475

3 жыл бұрын

@@doublea-aa2594 "Now, why you gotta be so rude" -Not Bruno Mars

Once he understood the task, he fulfilled his destiny.

I wasn't wearing my glasses since it's really hot weather and my nose sweat makes my glasses slide down and it's really frustrating, but I just had to put them back on to watch this. He's so cute 🥰🥺

He inspecc He attacc But, most importantly: He enjoy tasty onion Snacc

@TheUser69420

3 жыл бұрын

very Nice and Original

His movements are so calculated and smooth that he looks like a little robot

@Angel_Of-Death

3 жыл бұрын

✨More like an animatronic ✨

@infinity_hunter9976

3 жыл бұрын

@@Angel_Of-Death CRAB BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER

@infinity_hunter9976

3 жыл бұрын

@Emily Garcia 😂

@erenmuse58

3 жыл бұрын

oh boy its the man behind the slauther also the crab has a litle purple on that litle boi

@laddev5782

3 жыл бұрын

Crab badnick in sonic xd

I like how he takes his time so he doesn’t accidentally choke

The clock in the bg reminded me how amazing of a use of my time watching this video was, truly amazing

OH MY GOD, HE HOLDS IT LIKE A LITTLE STEERING WHEEL. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@curtisbeatson9507

7 жыл бұрын

*_VummmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMM M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M_*

@bigmamalrh

6 жыл бұрын

WHY IS THIS SO DAMN CUTE?!???? JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIST AAAAAA

@unknowninternationalcuntde7172

6 жыл бұрын

NYOOM

@gleeblerealness

6 жыл бұрын

*_n y o o m_*

@Loltroll8

6 жыл бұрын

Taz G *DEJA VU, I'VE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE*

"This will do for now, human. Now excuse me."

@coryanab6929

4 жыл бұрын

Pumpkin can you plz subscribe to me

@pumpkin6429

4 жыл бұрын

@@coryanab6929 lol no

@Yalikejazzboi

4 жыл бұрын

@@coryanab6929 Stop spamming this on multiple comments to beg for subs, you entitled dolt.

@edobul5846

4 жыл бұрын

*Proceeds to agressivley grab onion ring*

@ron9365

4 жыл бұрын

@@edobul5846 cronch

i sent this to my friends and they all love me now

the ultimate lifeform has accepted your offering

The next generation will sure be askin' how we entertained ourselves

@asnowballinhell

4 жыл бұрын

Why are you disappointed at me, and not with me?

@scooterdooter

4 жыл бұрын

"Too well."

@IcelandicIslander

4 жыл бұрын

*Hey kid, wanna see a crab eat an onion?*

@delcio03cz51

4 жыл бұрын

Anything can do during the quarantine

@midgey8857

4 жыл бұрын

Ah I see, another with this profile pic

it's crazy how many moving parts a crab's mouth has.

@szaboblanka4607

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like he has 4 tongues

@Aodhan_Raith

4 жыл бұрын

I think they have like, six mandibles or somerhing from the looks. Crabs are cool.

@szaboblanka4607

4 жыл бұрын

@@Aodhan_Raith crabs are the best buddies

@-danR

4 жыл бұрын

And everything that thing got moves like an industrial robot. "errrrrrrk... _kih!_ .... eeeyaaaoo... vwooop... chuhk chuhk chuhk... chuhk...iiiiik...zzzzooop..."

@spongegobler3449

4 жыл бұрын

you should see an x ray of a person talking

I had no idea I needed to see this or what compelled KZread to recommend it to me... That being said, I'm glad I saw it.

when im eating alone i like to play this video and eat with him

@krisdenger8339

6 ай бұрын

I hope you find some more company. You seem like a wonderful person. :)

Wow, you really spoil your crab.

@xxsharknationxx3738

7 жыл бұрын

The crab life

@slig2741

7 жыл бұрын

FunerealObsession Not really, crabs can eat pretty much anything.

@FunerealObsession

7 жыл бұрын

Rody And Jams Oh I know but this fellow is getting a-grade cuisine for a crab.

@artsyscrub3226

7 жыл бұрын

FunerealObsession of course hes a polite crab

@diegoav413

7 жыл бұрын

Artsy Scrub k

Onion: *grab* Eye: scratch claws: Systems RDY creb: _consoom_

@andrewvu1752

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@shuliu4804

3 жыл бұрын

*englis*

@Rhabanaarum

3 жыл бұрын

amofei: zurnd

@kingblobby5685

3 жыл бұрын

How do you do the slanted text?

@Rhabanaarum

3 жыл бұрын

sarcasm _ central _like this_

He looks like me watching KZread with snacks. His so adorable his cute paws cutting and taking the food to his mouth. Cats and dogs and mostly other animals thrown their faces into the food but crabs and monkeys has this ability like a human to eat with their paws. It’s amazing. Crabs should be more valued and respect. I love them they are my symbol I’m crab 🦀 on horoscope ☺️ 🦀 ❤️

If I’m eating alone I watch this video, it’s very fun.

@gagemyr5510

Жыл бұрын

Me 2

Approaching 4 am and I'm still watching this fucking crab eat different foods... 😂😫

@adielbarnes4903

7 жыл бұрын

Mikey Crunk omg I just liked your comment on the other video 😹

@mikeycrunk2952

7 жыл бұрын

killer chemistry hahaha 😛😉

@letitrick2307

6 жыл бұрын

Mikey Crunk me rn its 5 am

@hamtaro5492

5 жыл бұрын

Saw this comment at 4:08 am and same wtf

@mavidigital

5 жыл бұрын

Its sharp 4pm here rn wtf

When a pet crab has a better life than Mr krabs

@chnghemeng2845

7 жыл бұрын

Devil Dogs true dat

@NintendoFan021

6 жыл бұрын

Mr.Krabs only cares about money

@zstrode.8953

6 жыл бұрын

Sneakz z or a human with no food

@cutepumpkin4744

5 жыл бұрын

He still put the “air” in his mouth lmao

@tenwilliams8929

5 жыл бұрын

+Sneakz z: that crab has a better life than some ppl treat their dogs and kids...ahahaha

My life is a reflection of the sound of that clock 🐸

A calm, precious soul enjoying the onion ring piece by piece