Perfect for my upcoming rap battle

@nicksurfs1

5 жыл бұрын

captain obvious search auctioneer rap and thank me later.

@hientrinh590

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

@deathrobloxian

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicksurfs1 Thx

@tatespeech1511

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Lukelins1

2 жыл бұрын

How did it go.

I must say, this teacher is just amazing. He truly has a passion for what he's teaching and genuinely wants his students to succeed. I wish I'd had more teachers like this.

Graduated in January..... instructors are unbelievable. Paul..... he's the guy that we all appreciate.

It's like a weirder but much more useful synchronized swimming.

Thank you for this. I've always found the cadence of the autioneer's speech pattern fascinating. I even remember a British art auctioneer with this exact same cadence. TFS

Hysterical! But so awesome, and truly All American 🇺🇸

Wait! There is an actual auction school you go to learn how to be an auctioneer? Well you learn something new every day.

@bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880

2 жыл бұрын

I was today years old when I learned there's an auctioneer school. 🤯🤯🤯

Love this channel! Masterful videos and interesting stories.

0:23 uh bedebedebede that’s all folks

My brother went he liked it. Since then he has sold a few times. Good job to everyone that attended

I still wonder why this channel hasn't grow

@memethecat4475

8 жыл бұрын

I've been binge watching their videos since I saw the AOL voice video. it's like buzzfeed but better

@juzzyboxx2185

8 жыл бұрын

+ilikepie3326 kind of like Vox or Vice

@joshuaharris114

7 жыл бұрын

yeah i'm very shocked it hasn't got bigger. These videos are well edited and fascinating. I hope this channel grows cause they are putting out quality material.

@h33day

7 жыл бұрын

Its growing at about a steady rate of 4k new subscribers every day

@marcoabreo6506

6 жыл бұрын

kakoulidis ioannis They have 1 million subscribers dumdum. It's a pretty big channel actually noob.

Great teacher with a great attitude. Wish I had him in my math class.

I love this!!! I teach Elocution and often have to work with people on how to slow down, but today we watched this and tried to speak at this speed, approx 400 wpm, it was intense!!!

Great productions! You deserve more views!

Are all auctioneers required to wear a white hat?

@ctoacu6188

7 жыл бұрын

as an eyewitness, yes.

@kellysaha3936

7 жыл бұрын

I'm Ctoacu and they all have to be white to

@aidanstanley3263

6 жыл бұрын

CaptainTalon448 you get those when you graduate

@Pinka13

5 жыл бұрын

🤔

@inkkles

5 жыл бұрын

bc western

Cowboy hat = speech +100

your channel is amazing its so educational, random and broad

So cool! Great video!

These are one of those skills which never changes over the years even going back to England.

This is definitely on my bucket list 🤩

Awesome story!

Nobody: Auctioneers: will you get me a 30 dollar bid a 20 dollars bid dabeblelleellelelbelelellelelelelelelel sold for 50 cents.

I don’t even know how I got to these videos but this is cool! Hahaha hey @1:52 the gentleman has a pocket knife in hose hand hahaha why?

My friend Audrey recommended me this! I am happy she did

@audreypham5934

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the kind words, Sam! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

finally a school that is full of fun

This would be a terrific skill to have as a singer. Speed talking warm ups, then vocal warm ups. I should try and find some of these exercises, would help my enunciation. Also, I suck at speaking quickly. And I think it would be hilarious.

Very interesting. Well done

I'm american and i barely can tell what they are fucking talking about half the time just sounds like a bunch of fast gibberish with a southern twang. lol but it's very rhythym based with speech and cadence. it's alot like rappping

@LastBastion

6 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/oYesxrimY7aum7A.html please look at this remix

@johnmason1239

5 жыл бұрын

I can understand glaswegian&100s of accents fluently& go to a old uk auction weekly where they had a cattle auctioneer who spoke at a similar pace you can understand, it sounds good but you can hardly understand US cattle auctioneers

Love the sod buster at 1:53

I never knew there was a school for this I thought it was like being born left handed or something

It's such an art!

I love it hope I can do it

This made my day 😀

proud missourian right here

The American culture is great.

Legend has it these are the only people on Earth Eminem and diss.

Interesting profession.

The auctioneer at 0:27 looks like Ashton Kutcher

Damn! I wanted that stack of turtles!

Thanks.

Now this is what you call american culture. As an Indian i truly love it. I hope to tour texas one day.

I am usually unable to bid on items I want in auctions due the the often unintelligible chant

its the hats. they contain the power.

They talk so fast so you accidentally buy $1,000,000,000,000 worth of stuff by scratching ur head or something.

Some good ol boys

2:20 Didnt know Andy samberg was an auctioneer

I always hear "very good, okay, give yourselves a hand job!"

@standardofexcellence

10 ай бұрын

Wonder how you negotiate sex with a female auctioneer

Another stack of turtles!

Damn this was actually pretty interesting.

1:07 so thats why they talk so fast xdddd

The TURTLES WERE FOUND!!!

That was cool. What a great president.

John Moschitta excelled in speedtalking

I don’t quite understand why you guys do it this way. People say it’s for speed and stiring up the masses, but I suspect it’s done this way because it’s cool. I guess I don’t understand it because I’m not an American and you guys do certain things differently. It’s interesting, it’s cool and it works, so kudos to you.

@johnaiken8511

2 жыл бұрын

It's a sense of community. When there was an auction at a farm or auction house everyone would show up, meet everybody all over again, kids could get a hotdog, candy at and pop. It was exciting to see what was being sold. It was and is an electrifying atmosphere

I can't help but laugh at this

They are going to be so rich in this profession

where's boomhaur?

Your not an auctioneer until you learn how to land well placed jabs and harmless insults. For example calling for bids on an obvious worthless skid of rusty whatsits. Raps on the pallet with his stick and pointing accusatory at the buyers with a dead pan expression "awright c'mon boys - a smiles a bid". Never a dull moment...

Where can I buy their college football apparel?

If only highschool was this simple

Basically how i learned fast rap. Write a bar say it slow find the tempo and build faster and faster

I always to do that.😊

"he's probably out cheating on me" Him: 0:07

Me trying to explain to my mom that I didn't break her vace.

@standardofexcellence

10 ай бұрын

You gotta explain yourself before she gets the broomstick out

Do they provide online courses though?

Really cool! Ahhh what's with the stacks of turtles? 😂

@standardofexcellence

10 ай бұрын

Ninja Turtles came back

This was interesting.

Ok, CS student her. We have a mixture speech, in form similar to rap however, the words describe a finite state machine.

I kind of wanna try auctioneering, im decently okay at teaching myself vocal practices, throat singing, throat whistling. I also naturally talk fast. Is auctioneering able to be a full time job?

Their hats are cul

I've always been absolutely mystified and baffled how these auctioneers can speak so fast

@bigtex4864

Жыл бұрын

It's truly amazing, so underrated.

Interesting

cool

2:32 😂😂😂

such a weird skill

I loose track its hard to stay focused

Your dreams have meaning My dreams:

It kind of like there singing and rapping at the same time

I tried this and ended up summoning Cthulhu’s pancreas… weird

BRANDTNER

Do all auctioneers have the same accent?

yes, that looks like another stack of turtles.

Yee haw.

Хотел бы я там поучиться.

Oh baby, Imma get me a girl easily with these godsend messages. I ain't finna sell her like cows no. However maybe use some bread and butter with some beer and sunshine, easy peasy lemon sqeezy.👌🏽

Does the school also give them a thick southern draw

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

what happen if the auctioner doesnt follow the usual auctioner chant and flow? just a regular talking speed. does the auction still valid?

@dustywelchcraneman6614

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely, but, the art of the chant is to build hype and urgency to the sale. So if ya got someone just hollars out numbers it might not sell high. When you go to a GOOD auction, you should be sweating even if you aren't bidding. My chest tightens up when I watch these videos and I aint even buying anything lol. I love a good auction. If I'm out driving around and see an auction happening that day I'll stop in just to hear them hollar and sell. I love auctions, livestock and equipment sales are the most popular around me.

@joskirin136

5 жыл бұрын

@@dustywelchcraneman6614 i see. thanks

And people say I talk really fast

Whats the website for that Missouri Auction School?

I think this place just gained another student

I'm convinced eminem attended this school

I bet that all the people who go to this school are there to improve their epic rap skillz

*A stack of turtles*

Sporting be like:

new RYHME CADENCE ....NICE SKILLS ... THE ORIGIN OF RAP ....

12 step feathers, rose, bishop grow, chief, Bo, jimmy Mac, umbra, billy jimmy roger, dawn, rowe how plural Rowe ova I’m one

😎😎👍🏻

This is America!❤

I just saw this on ifunny, and came to the original video to make sure, and yeah, I know one of the guys selling stuff. He lived on my floor my freshman year of college. He was....he was a strange guy. Very conservative too, the kinda scary gun nut, not the fun kind.

@lorenalexander3945

2 жыл бұрын

Is there a fun kind?

@atlassolid5946

Жыл бұрын

was it the stack of turtles guy. please tell me it was the stack of turtles guy