We went to the World Livestock Auctioneer Championship in Bloomington, Wisconsin to find out. Watch Next: This Comedy Duo Got Sued For Pranking The News - bit.ly/2GvEUUi

@1121494

5 жыл бұрын

Is this actually a World Championship, or is it an American Competition of Americans pretending to be the entire world again?

@tonymac1971

5 жыл бұрын

I was just about to say that

@tonymac1971

5 жыл бұрын

Where are the Australians if this is a world competition Australia has a massive livestock industry

@m.angelrenteria7569

5 жыл бұрын

Canadians are awesome, only if they truly pledged loyalty to the rest of America. Instead of across the lake.

@cassiandramitchell4403

5 жыл бұрын

VI CE News

Auctions like these are super stressing, cause you could scratch ur nose and then You own 100 cows

@truthsmiles

5 жыл бұрын

Nothing to worry about. If you're a complete noob (as I have been), they know it, and probably won't even pay attention to you unless you make a real effort to get noticed. In my case (I probably only buy 1-2 cows a year), if I want to bid, I shoot my hand up and hold my card up high until the auctioneer acknowledges the bid. I even sometimes have to wave to get his attention. Then, once he knows I'm 'in the running', a simple wave or nod will continue the bidding. I shake my head if I'm done. What you're probably thinking of is the professional buyers, who buy cattle for multiple large operators and bid on probably 80% of the cattle at a given auction (sometimes more). These guys have a special relationship with the auctioneer, who sees them every week. When such a buyer is present, the auctioneer will often 'check in' with them to see if there's interest, often registered, as you say, with a little hand flick or some hardly noticeable gesture... it's the kind of natural thing that happens when you know someone really well and can 'read their mind' just by the expression on their face. So, if you're ever contemplating going to an auction, don't worry - scratching your nose won't commit you to buying 100 head of cattle :-) And worst case, if you DO accidentally buy a cow, you can always just say "I changed my mind, run her through again", which means you want to sell her immediately and they'll just re-auction her. Sure, you might lose $100 in the transaction, but you won't have to figure out how to fit a cow in the trunk of your Honda Civic :-)

@tagyouritification

5 жыл бұрын

@@truthsmiles I like your comment, truth with a tad of humor 🙂

@bengarbaag7114

5 жыл бұрын

I once bought a truck because a fly landed on my nose. It happens.

@edmundprice5276

5 жыл бұрын

there is no cow level

@elmamiihen2153

5 жыл бұрын

that's cheating

Top 10 rappers Eminem’s too afraid to diss

@tundranone8366

5 жыл бұрын

I need this to be a real video if it's not. 😆

@talaverajr391

5 жыл бұрын

@@tundranone8366 stfu

@willtheprodigy3819

4 жыл бұрын

Talavera jr No you

@ch.illmatic

4 жыл бұрын

More like top 31😂

@talaverajr391

3 жыл бұрын

@IAmGiornoGiovanna stfu

Me: What's the WiFi password? Friend: It's on the back of the router The back of the router:

@phillip9798

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@hgfxjnn

4 жыл бұрын

That's so me.... I have my router for 3 years now, and never changed the manufacture's Wifi password 😂

@Mysterio1500

3 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you i use my neighbours wifi without them knowing

@oliverseoliverse

3 жыл бұрын

Lolol

@iqbal55

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha

Did anybody else think that they were going to answer the questions with the auctioneer voice?!

@aliyare349

5 жыл бұрын

I was very disappointed when they started talking normal.

@pallee3971

5 жыл бұрын

I thought they were going to tell me what the auctioneer was saying !!! I still don't know what bid they are asking for.

@ashleyvonier1571

3 жыл бұрын

@@pallee3971 they start at a base number and go up by certain dollar amounts so the number they're repeating is the current bid some will say "do I hear a 100" and go until you hear a YEP and then the raise the amounts

@alainportant6412

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@sakuyagiorno5843

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe the video was slowed down by 900% in post production.

"What are some of the challenges in this Industry?" "We need to target more vegetarians." That part was hilarious.

@user-sf4fy8bq1h

5 жыл бұрын

Right lol? Oof, he got hit with the dumb stick

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-sf4fy8bq1h Yeah, the guy sounded like he was suffering from veganism or another severe mental sickness.

@user-sf4fy8bq1h

5 жыл бұрын

@ ...huh? I can tell you're trying _really_ hard to insult someone, but I genuinely can't tell who the target is. The desperation comes across loud and clear, though!

@user-sf4fy8bq1h

5 жыл бұрын

@ You wanna offer some clarification on the intended target of that woefully miscrafted barb?

@user-sf4fy8bq1h

5 жыл бұрын

@ That's alright! Better luck next time, hon.

"We need to reach the people who are eating vegetables for every meal."

@PenneyThoughts

5 жыл бұрын

I know right! lol Notice how about 90% of the older white guys in the vid all have that big ol' beef belly, maybe they should put some more veggies on the plate.

@Stew_Pid

5 жыл бұрын

You're mistaking beef belly for carbs, mainly beer.

@aurijustriksys2695

5 жыл бұрын

Carbs is the best way to stay fit, it's the processed carbs like sugar you need to avoid, otherwise complex-carbohydrates (grains, legumes) and simple-carbs from fruits, veggies make you fit and energetic.

@Stew_Pid

5 жыл бұрын

Aurijus Trikšys carbs dont make you fit. Carbs are fuel to help you get fit. However too many carbs, of any kind, can make you fat. They dont have to be overly processed. There are plenty of fat vegans who love sweet potatoes.

@milamarshall9597

5 жыл бұрын

Alpha Centauri carbs definitely can make you fat. Eat potatoes every day and see how fat you get. Carbs are just sugar.

4:05 the music as the humping cows walk past made me cry laughing

@theultraatomicgamer

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@jonathanwilliams1065

3 жыл бұрын

This bull is just casually fucking the cow

@cartermccauley7352

3 жыл бұрын

That’s actually a girl when cows are in tight spaces they will ride each other. Not gay cows but just natural

@cartermccauley7352

2 жыл бұрын

@Craig Boothill yeah

@tacomas9602

2 жыл бұрын

@Craig Boothill see it all the time here working with heifers, it's my understanding the smell of the animal being in heat will attract other animals even if they're also a female cattle species lol

I want to see a version of a prank show where these dudes go undercover in like downtown Detroit or Philly on open mic night and drop some fast bars and watch the whole hood go crazy 😂

@Truckerdaddy

2 жыл бұрын

Could you imagine Twista, Tech N9ne, or Busta Rhymes as auctioneer.

@6Texasboi

2 жыл бұрын

There's a video on KZread of auctioneers with rap beats playing and it's hilarious

@MistressGlowWorm

Жыл бұрын

@@TruckerdaddyTwista held a world record for the fastest rap so my money would be on him.

"If you see a turtle on top of a fence post, it didn't get there by itself. And uh... I'm that turtle" This the funniest shit I've heard all day

@solhamer3502

4 жыл бұрын

A friend down South once told me: 'Huhbedadad50badanow100bdbdbd50bdbdbb100now150bdnan200'

@jaynelson9543

4 жыл бұрын

Besides pickle rick

@danadomino

3 жыл бұрын

IDK if you've ever seen the movie catch me if you can but I reminds me of the "two little mice fell into a bucket of cream" speech that the dad gives towards the start of the movie lol

@masamune3064

3 жыл бұрын

@@solhamer3502 damn you for cracking me up

@davidjones3165

3 жыл бұрын

If you've ever owned turtles you know those suckers can climb

Its funny that they mostly speak slow as hell when regularly talking.

@valeera5415

5 жыл бұрын

we do that so dimwits like you can understand us

@tolazytooplay7295

5 жыл бұрын

@@valeera5415 you say "we" as if ur an auctioneer

@valeera5415

5 жыл бұрын

@@tolazytooplay7295 just on tuesdays at a local cattle auction , have to stay till all cows are sold , sometimes go on till midnight

@primodei

5 жыл бұрын

Love the Southerner Accent too!

@feraldeercolony

5 жыл бұрын

they gotta take a rest at some point, man.

That Amish brotherhood just adds to the legitimacy of this entire world I've never ever thought existed

@JohnSmith-ms4xd

2 жыл бұрын

how do amish guys make it more legitimate?

@Addictedtocollecting01

2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnSmith-ms4xd I don't know....they just do

@everett7812

2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnSmith-ms4xd more authentic I guess haha

@britishzulu532

2 жыл бұрын

@@Addictedtocollecting01 YES

@britishzulu532

2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnSmith-ms4xd Cuse they do

The guy who answered "disease" when it came to the threat to the live stock community was absolutely right

@MistressGlowWorm

Жыл бұрын

Disease contact tracing. That one was a brilliant response. It’s a big issue from what I understand?

"I'm that turtle". - Jared Miller, 2018 WLAC Champion.

@AntonioKowatsch

5 жыл бұрын

That's what Jeb Bush said... LOL

@fenrirgg

5 жыл бұрын

Aren't we all that turtle?

@SuzanneKowalski

5 жыл бұрын

I like turtles!

@n0denz

5 жыл бұрын

It's actually really poetic when you think about it. The saying means that if you see someone with a great achievement, then he didn't get there by himself. Jared then juxtaposes himself, a vocal speed demon, with a turtle, obviously known for being slow. In all, it's a show of both humility and wit.

@jirehjirehjirehjireh

5 жыл бұрын

TetrisClock That is indeed true...he’s also that turtle.

I always wondered what the male version of a beauty pageant would be like.....question answered

@samlodestro2850

5 жыл бұрын

I always thought it would be bodybuilding

@lukequinlan4523

5 жыл бұрын

You don't sell beauty queens lol

@Manicmanuel

5 жыл бұрын

still none ot their suits fit....... the trousers are the worst part

@juliweizen1759

5 жыл бұрын

@@lukequinlan4523 I think jovan turner meant the auctioneer championchip and not the auctions^^

@lukequinlan4523

5 жыл бұрын

@@juliweizen1759 ahhhhh

I love the huge drop in energy in the room when they announced it because everyone collectively realized they lost

@BlackoutPatriot

2 жыл бұрын

They got outbid lol

1:07 30 auctioneers can somehow replicate the sounds of a middle school cafeteria filled with 300-400 kids

It's the hat. The power comes for the Hat. 🤠🤠

@alexjohnward

5 жыл бұрын

In Australia they might have a really worn out hat, to show they don't make much commission.

@jpeg.600x2

5 жыл бұрын

*from

@hardpack187

5 жыл бұрын

Eeuuh it's like a switch...like a machine

@ME-wu9dy

5 жыл бұрын

Yee haw

*Texas intesifies*

@user-sf4fy8bq1h

5 жыл бұрын

Wasn't this in Wisconsin, though?

@Kato_The_Snowman

4 жыл бұрын

As a Texan I approve this message

@jdogexe

4 жыл бұрын

As a Texan too, I approve of this message

@maddiehall5317

4 жыл бұрын

As a texan three, I approve this message

@OldDanTucker

4 жыл бұрын

Not a Texan, but I approve of this message.

4:36 man was living 2 years ahead of everyone

@wliaputs

3 жыл бұрын

He saw it

@Literallyryangosling777

3 жыл бұрын

When the man is sus

@adammaulana3314

3 жыл бұрын

No man, the place is pretty stinks u know...

@idkidc7513

3 жыл бұрын

Nah man, it's called basic health care knowledge. If you're sick then you have to take care of yourself and the others

@animaanimus8011

2 жыл бұрын

Probably on chemo. I’ve been on chemo off and on for five years and have had to wear a mask because it ruins your immune system.

be rootin be tootin but most importantly _be kind_

@KingreX32

3 жыл бұрын

...........kootin...?!!?!

men with great hats {a short film}

@luckym0nk3y

5 жыл бұрын

Jhon Doux lol

@faceindisguise85

5 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@cioccolato8148

5 жыл бұрын

actually lolled

Obviously the hat is everything...

@BayuAH

5 жыл бұрын

I knew it! There something with the hat.

@martincurtis2257

5 жыл бұрын

What

@wcaz

5 жыл бұрын

It’s that hat boot combo

@syxx242

5 жыл бұрын

gotta wear a Stetson !

@Johnnycdrums

5 жыл бұрын

Hat's ain't cheap.

Awww I wanted the main guy to win, he seems so nice. Also LMAOOO 4:06 WITH THE CHOIR IN THE BACKGROUND AND EVERYTHING

@buchanfoulsham6314

2 жыл бұрын

He went on to become champion the next year mate, I git a bit emotionally invested myself and googled him to check!

Dude someone get this guy a record deal. He spits MAD bars at 6:06

@JorgeCanovas

2 жыл бұрын

All you need to do is get him to literally SPEAK rap lyrics at that speed. He’d literally whoop Busta Rhymes ass. Automatic GRAMMY nomination.

@morgana8037

Жыл бұрын

Busta rhymes? man, that's nothin. I'm afraid he'd beat Eminem's ass in a rap battle...

Who else heard "Doug Dimadome"

@nayelip2388

5 жыл бұрын

Owner of the dimsdale dimadome?

@HEWHOTAWNS

5 жыл бұрын

@@nayelip2388 that's right! Doug Dimmadome! Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!

@raymondboop4069

5 жыл бұрын

NessMasterGengar! ! The same Doug Dimmadome the owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome where they're showing Crash nebula on ice?

@morningowl4768

5 жыл бұрын

On ice?

@Clauds1005

5 жыл бұрын

You guys made my day. Love y’all

Was reading recently. Did you know that 35% of Auctioneers have a net worth of a $1 million or more?

@emileroberge9459

5 жыл бұрын

Andrew Taylor wow

@earlspencer7863

5 жыл бұрын

How?

@user-xj2sm3xd5l

5 жыл бұрын

Holy hell I need to start practicing talking that fast

@andykeller3737

5 жыл бұрын

Millionaire next door?

@fundude4566

5 жыл бұрын

Andy Keller Correct

''when a girl talks slowly to you its a sign she likes you'' girls talking to me: 0:10

@RebelGaming4U

2 жыл бұрын

You a CPP fan? Just asking bc I noticed the profile pic.

My family owns an auction business and we sell construction equipment. After ten years of listening to the auctioneers, I know exactly what they’re saying 😄

@CountyLineCowpokes

2 жыл бұрын

If you enjoy farming, I think you'd enjoy our family friendly KZread channel, County Line Cowpokes. It's not your typical KZread channel.....it integrates beautiful rural scenery including drone footage, some agricultural education and lots of laughs to make it fun to watch!!

@otaviofrn_adv

2 жыл бұрын

Congratulations. You're fluent in auctioneering

@JorgeCanovas

2 жыл бұрын

You are blessed.

a bowlcut, a unibrow *AND* a mouthbreather?! how does that guy keep the ladies off himself without carrying a sharp stick everywhere he goes?

@ashscott6068

5 жыл бұрын

This is why arranged marriages are a thing. Though, I suspect his will be one of the last to be arranged

@jdz9952

5 жыл бұрын

An alpha male

@caramelcoffees

5 жыл бұрын

bruh I'm crying 😂

@chanekawaihae7540

5 жыл бұрын

MrTingles LMFAO

@averagedude9378

5 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

Whoever edited this needs an award.

@patrickm5217

5 жыл бұрын

The award is a sweet job at vice

@CountyLineCowpokes

2 жыл бұрын

If you enjoy farming, I think you'd enjoy our family friendly KZread channel, County Line Cowpokes. It's not your typical KZread channel.....it integrates beautiful rural scenery including drone footage, some agricultural education and lots of laughs to make it fun to watch!!

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti · He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

@adventureguy4119

3 жыл бұрын

To sell cows

@bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880

3 жыл бұрын

*Starts singing* 🎶🎤

@louistracy6964

3 жыл бұрын

@@Glooze I'll buy that.

@CountyLineCowpokes

2 жыл бұрын

If you enjoy farming, I think you'd enjoy our family friendly KZread channel, County Line Cowpokes. It's not your typical KZread channel.....it integrates beautiful rural scenery including drone footage, some agricultural education and lots of laughs to make it fun to watch!!

I'm not as impressed by their ability to speak like that, as I am of the people in the audience who are able to understand them.

@tyemaddog

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think anyone can understand them haha. Such a bizarre thing. Like it can't actually make any difference on people's bids can it?? 🤔

@lucky43113

2 жыл бұрын

@@tyemaddog Its easy to understand and yes they make you want to bid more

@0554joe

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, as long as you can hear the numbers, and know what the current bid is, everything else doesn’t seem to matter

@canada420mma

2 жыл бұрын

@Zero friends damn, that's crazy

@saltMagic

Жыл бұрын

The speed gets the buyers anxious to get more involved. It’s psychological…they aren’t actually even saying words but just the numbers

Don’t worry old timer. You are world champion to me :)

@levinausley288

5 жыл бұрын

Jorge Egroj should have won

@munis002

3 жыл бұрын

I know right

"Turtle on top of a fence post" best quote ever

@zoki.to974

5 жыл бұрын

there is a video of turtle (or tortoise) climbing over chicken fence at least 6ft tall....

@kingwalton9598

5 жыл бұрын

Metonymy1979 FC dugongs I am

@omw2fyb363

5 жыл бұрын

the person down south who told him that must've​ been high asf

@412hwc

5 жыл бұрын

Metonymy1979 beat quote ever is what my boss told me once, me and his son were getting our ass whooped with a frame for tha scaffold and he said damn yall look like two turtles fuccin a football 😂

My friend that does auctioneering will throw in buy me a beer and stuff like that and it's halarious when you actually catch him saying it

@JorgeCanovas

2 жыл бұрын

I love it 🤣

Vice news answering questions my French highschool student ass never knew could be asked

@Hiskielolilol

5 жыл бұрын

Merci ! Me sens moins seule

This was way too short. Damnit Vice. I could have watched this for ages

@AnthonyTNT85

5 жыл бұрын

Fr lol I like wagchi g things like this, even though it isn't in our interests or everyday life or anything it's amazing/fascinating, VICE lol

@johnmanigold1840

5 жыл бұрын

I too use my time wisely

@empty_melon6974

5 жыл бұрын

Not even 10 mins man

@bently629

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@frederickballard8510

5 жыл бұрын

Idk how i got here but Im high and this is orgasmic

That glorious music while the bull was trying to smash... I wished I had that instrumental when smashing lol.

@thoughts_empty

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ja_se

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@TheRsktek

5 жыл бұрын

That was not a bull...

@Smoobloob

5 жыл бұрын

Hey man people been playing Brown Sugar and such when they smash since the 90s no reason you can't do that with this tune.

@bark1actual785

5 жыл бұрын

Literally came across this comment and looked up just in time to see it go down

The guy at 5:47 has the nicest sounding voice in the world

This is some hypnosis right here. Went into an auction just to watch, walked out owning 60 cows. 🤣

4:05 what you guys really looking for

@donharrus9994

5 жыл бұрын

Cat , meow no thats what the Amish dude's lookn for...something to bang n hang

@904czv4

5 жыл бұрын

Lol 😆

@zapataboxing861

5 жыл бұрын

Hajajja

@tannyocean9984

5 жыл бұрын

the classical music is what makes it better

@rzkzkr20

5 жыл бұрын

10 seconds into video I see this comment, I click and see a majestic scene and sound.

This would make an incredible anime

@Supectible

5 жыл бұрын

HipsterImage Studios nani?

@alexcastro8425

5 жыл бұрын

It already is. Have you heard people in Death March to The Parallel World Rhapsody casting spells?

@sistermoonchildyoga9286

5 жыл бұрын

thats the smartest fucking thing I've ever heard

@londyn9314

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@0prahTV

5 жыл бұрын

I hope it has a hot springs episode

*Top 10 mumble rappers you've never heard of*

@alejandrozuniga4426

3 жыл бұрын

i understand more these guys than many mumble rappers

@azrulnajmi4062

3 жыл бұрын

bloody hell they are more clear than mumble rappers you just need to focus and keep up.

2 questions. 1: have you ever thought about an alternative career as a rapper? 2: is the hat mandatory?

This is just a pageant for guys in cowboy hats

@koichihirose7691

4 жыл бұрын

I will not like your comment OK

@koichihirose7691

4 жыл бұрын

Because 69 you know

@baconbitz7937

4 жыл бұрын

Ki adi Mundi Thanks for replying this. I almost liked it

@livewellwitheds6885

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@Melissa0774

2 жыл бұрын

I think that's a good thing. There should be more pageants for men.

I don't know if Vice was intending to make this a parody or it was all just lighthearted editing. I actually thought this story was insightful and interesting.

@JackgarPrime

5 жыл бұрын

I think it was just a lighthearted thing. The guys themselves didn't take it overly serious so I guess they figured it was fine to have some fun with it. Like the humping shot.

@seventeen9718

5 жыл бұрын

It's really well done. Like you said, some light-hearted fun that doesn't at all detract from the entertainment value. Not too much judgement, just a well made, interesting, short doc. Good job, Vice.

My daddy never told me the story about the turtle on a fence post. He told me if I could piss on the hotwire and walk away standing. I would be a real man....That was a bad day. But dad never stopped laughing again.

@LaurieAnnCurry

2 жыл бұрын

We might have said this to my nephew one day; might have……………. We’re still laughing

@marleyboy7732

2 жыл бұрын

@@LaurieAnnCurry 🤣🤣🤣

Eminem: The fastest rapper Livestock Auctioneers: Hold my cow

To the guy on who this documentary was based on.... You are the winner for me...

@CountyLineCowpokes

2 жыл бұрын

If you enjoy farming, I think you'd enjoy our family friendly KZread channel, County Line Cowpokes. It's not your typical KZread channel.....it integrates beautiful rural scenery including drone footage, some agricultural education and lots of laughs to make it fun to watch!!

0:38 Damn that unibrow game strong af

@pseudonymousbeing987

5 жыл бұрын

Jealous?

@lopan776

5 жыл бұрын

No joke man that brow thicker than the great wall of china

@sebg6865

5 жыл бұрын

I had to rewind cause he was so ugly

@lopan776

5 жыл бұрын

In his world tho that brow be pulling all the hoes

@TheBaldOne

5 жыл бұрын

I wish my mustache was that thicc

3:32 That *IS* Bill Gates, is it not?

@jibrankhantareen7300

4 жыл бұрын

No bruh the computer industry pays more than the farming business

@Topic_____542

3 жыл бұрын

Everybody has to have a hobbby

1:08 when the teacher gets kicked out of the zoom meeting

@MustangDesudiroz

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@MamaMielke

2 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHA

@CountyLineCowpokes

2 жыл бұрын

LOL! If you enjoy farming + humor, I think you'd enjoy our family friendly KZread channel, County Line Cowpokes. It's not your typical KZread channel.....it integrates beautiful rural scenery including drone footage, some agricultural education and lots of laughs to make it fun to watch!!

I accidentally clicked on this video but i just kept watching

@syproful

3 жыл бұрын

There is no accidental clicking. The great algorithm made you click it. Maybe, you now actually are a cow seller yourself. So many years later.

They are rappers and don't even know it

@JackgarPrime

5 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Snow (the "Informer" guy) ever did any auctioneering? Seems like he'd be a natural.

@welwitschia

5 жыл бұрын

No! Them rappers are black folks, and these good folks ain't like them. Or some other racist excuse like that.

@Alex-uy7pc

5 жыл бұрын

Wait, auctioneers predate rap. So how do we know rappers arnt really just auctioneers?

@londyn9314

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@ig7002

5 жыл бұрын

@@welwitschia What? You're the only person saying something racist lol.

I didn't know a competition like this existed... But this is so freaking cool!!!

"If you see a turtle on top of a fence post, it didn't get there by itself. Welp, I'm that turtle." -Winston Churchill

*Someone need to make a mumble rap album with these guys, I bet these guys could spit BARS, without any profanity.*

@orphfinthewizard1774

5 жыл бұрын

Why it got to be rapping, stick too country, leave that garbage over there. Stay out of our culture vultures.

@nggaknormal

5 жыл бұрын

@@orphfinthewizard1774 PFFFFFFFFFFTTTT

@leonardomateos5572

5 жыл бұрын

Ooofff

@Pfromm007

5 жыл бұрын

@@leonardomateos5572 *leans in* - He's 'that' kind of wizard...

I love how Americans call themselves world champions of things only Americans do!

@joshuachesney7552

5 жыл бұрын

They're technically not wrong.

@deadpicklechinahboi4777

5 жыл бұрын

U mad?

@_Gilles_

5 жыл бұрын

Stems from their entitlement mentality

@jaysekhon8014

5 жыл бұрын

Open challenge to the rest of the world to come beat us at our games then ;)

@mmcmann9539

5 жыл бұрын

Well, we don't usually have American champions, we would have US or Canadian champions, etc.

My man at 4:37 was ahead of his time.

@jokerraton8183

3 жыл бұрын

So used to seeing them now that I didnt even notice

@Mustacheman17

3 жыл бұрын

mans really was

Oh hey, my sister went to college there. And when we landed in that tiny town, where only one plane can land at a time, a cow was chilling in a cornfield across the street from the front doors of the airport. Good times. Even left my Kindle and ipod on the plane. We turned around, and it was at the front desk. Thankfully the plane wouldn't leave until the next morning.

In thought they were going to answer the questions with their auction voice, that would have been awesome.

@gianb3952

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah me too lmao

4:04 rofl The music and that Humping Bull

@anu.

5 жыл бұрын

Haha I thought i was the only one who noticed that!

@TheElloatmatt

5 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOOO

@stifflers69mom1

5 жыл бұрын

DeadLast he’s all up in those sugar walls

@londyn9314

5 жыл бұрын

Yes same here

@stock2896

5 жыл бұрын

I think they did that on purpose lol

2:23 - Took me a while to realize he wasn't speaking about fake beef between the auctioneers but ACTUAL fake beef. KZread has ruined me.

Imagine if EVERYONE spoke in this tone, how awfull would lunch meetings be...

my grandpa was an auctioneer. top of his graduating class at auctioneer school. i was always mesmerized by the talent and skill it takes to be able to do this

@livewellwitheds6885

2 жыл бұрын

there are... schools? damn

@DementedLycan

2 жыл бұрын

@@livewellwitheds6885 yep. I was just as shocked as you were when I found out lol.

The dudes at 4:34 look like members of Dwight Schrutes family from The Office lol

@carloscarias6276

5 жыл бұрын

I was gonna comment that 😂

@Big_Doink

5 жыл бұрын

this made my night

@ezio_auditore5425

5 жыл бұрын

@@Big_Doink you saying that made MY night

@hindugoat2302

5 жыл бұрын

0:38 check out that mono brow !

@eryes2000

5 жыл бұрын

Dude no kidding, I thought the same thing when I saw those dudes.

Gotta admit when I was a young fella and started going to auctions I got caught up in the whole atmosphere and till I learnt, I paid dearly for that enthusiasm. I remember heaps of people bidding and it was all going so fast, to be honest I didn't even know where the bid was, then all of a sudden it came to a screeching halt and the auctioneer looked me dead in the eye and said "you bought it son"

@nicolaslanzoni9385

8 ай бұрын

Well , auctions must have changed a lot since then , because the atmosphere of the auctions shown in the video are just depressing. Every bidder shown in the video appears to be a empty husk of a person, completely devoid of any joy , they barely move their arms to signal for a bid, is like they are trying to do the least amount of movement necessary to be noticeable by the auctioneer, as if they are ashamed of doing so . The regret in the air is palpable, and I don't understand why... They stay like this all the time, even before placing a bid , what are they regretting??? You should consider yourself lucky , if you got caught up in the atmosphere shown in the video, buying an overpriced bovine would be the least of your problems lol

the sound director for this video did an amazing job!

Lol those Amish guys in the crowd

@donharrus9994

5 жыл бұрын

Tom Drieskens they looking for a goat to bang n hang

@ryanschaff123

5 жыл бұрын

Omg did you see that persons who looks different, that’s hilarious!

@niyingroger7179

5 жыл бұрын

Thought as much🙄🙄🙄🙄

@figlexgonzalez3115

5 жыл бұрын

What’s funny about it?

@justinmartin8887

5 жыл бұрын

No way! Where!? Why!?

My guy Jay was getting a little choked up at the end there. Keep up the good work, Jay! You'll get 'em next year.

Coming back to this. Whoever edited this video should be fucking PROUD. Its amazing and just fills one with such emotion and wonder, fitting given the role and importance of the life of an auctioneer.

“How now money now, 27 little cows” STRAIGHT BARS 🔥

This is one of the best videos you have put on the KZread lately, surely, it's not really as thought-provoking as some other pieces, but it's still extremely enjoyable, especially the music background, well done!

@TotalRookie_LV

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely agree. There is something enCHANTING about the sound composition of this piece.

@ThatLoudCockatoo

5 жыл бұрын

I know right? Everyone was out covering politics and social issues and one guy was just like I WANT TO TALK ABOUT LIVESTOCK AUCTIONEERS.

@actuasco

5 жыл бұрын

no, i want stories on trans babies

@colonelcorazonsantiago7335

5 жыл бұрын

The documenting of unique traditions, customs, lifestyles of people is important from a historical perspective. 100 years from now, people will look on this video with even more curiosity than we do today.

@emill232

5 жыл бұрын

The piece they where playing in the beginning was Dvorak's 9th symphony. The famous "new world symphony." The first movement I believe, but the last movement is the more well known.

Did any one see what happens at 4:05 ?

@mayhemcry

5 жыл бұрын

I did. Lol together with that gregorian chant music hahaha

@KayColeLynn

5 жыл бұрын

Okay city boy not only do animals do that as a dominance thing but considering that cow was at auction it was most definitely a steer (castrated cow) not bull or at least a female in heat causing the Male or other female to get raled up and mount that specific cow

@MJ-me5zd

5 жыл бұрын

@@KayColeLynn is it just me or do you have an attitude for no reason or is that just me? The comment didnt say anything you needed to explain."city boy" as an insult because someone may not be educated about an issue makes you look like youre trying to divide people. For what? Im sure city people know more than you assume. My sister is a city girl and goes to farms to help out and has saved animals that the owners were neglecting. Where someone is from has nothing to do with what they "know"

@favrerules04

5 жыл бұрын

That heifer was getting her some BBC!

@unlimitedperseverance1706

5 жыл бұрын

@@KayColeLynn okay country hick

No one: KZread: What The Hell Are Livestock Auctioneers Actually Saying?

@CountyLineCowpokes

2 жыл бұрын

If you enjoy farming, I think you'd enjoy our family friendly KZread channel, County Line Cowpokes. It's not your typical KZread channel.....it integrates beautiful rural scenery including drone footage, some agricultural education and lots of laughs to make it fun to watch!!

“World Championship”. All contestants were from throughout the lower 48. Hardly a World Series.

You're a champ to me, Jay. Screw the interviews. You've got the industry in your heart, and I hear it in your voice.

I raised my hand like 40 times and nothing happened

@imonthewinningside8281

5 жыл бұрын

Lol!

@ibetrollintheybehatin6857

5 жыл бұрын

@[Blank] [Blank] GREAT NAME, and yes lmao

@Racingirl911

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO!!!

@em4957

5 жыл бұрын

keep raising your hand and they’re gonna roll you... you’ll be bidding against yourself 😬

Nobody: Literally nobody: America:

@dietfawn

4 жыл бұрын

please make a funny joke at one point in time, hoestly nobody laughs at those shitty "nobody:" memes

@MrHawkelement

3 жыл бұрын

@@dietfawn If that were true, no one would repeat them. People repeat jokes and memes that they find funny. When was the last time you heard someone repeat a joke that they themselves didn't find funny?

@colbymcgrath6421

3 жыл бұрын

I mean Canada has livestock to

That man at 6:10 was enjoying that moment more than anyone else in the whole planet. I can feel it♥

KZread automatic captions fails this one.

@lietsiyon3464

5 жыл бұрын

It just says music

@haanpham4667

5 жыл бұрын

And 99% of non-native english speaker I guess.

See. Why did you have to do the viewers like that? We were all riding for Jay to win. I hope he comes back in 2019.

That one guy at 4:37 wearing a mask threw me off for a second since this was filmed before covid.

This answered a lot of questions I didn't know I had about auctioneering. Thank you.

@CountyLineCowpokes

2 жыл бұрын

If you enjoy farming, I think you'd enjoy our family friendly KZread channel, County Line Cowpokes. It's not your typical KZread channel.....it integrates beautiful rural scenery including drone footage, some agricultural education and lots of laughs to make it fun to watch!!

What am i doing? I have an 8 am class tomorrow.

@MrGmushnikov

5 жыл бұрын

Realizing how much good auctioneers make

@bonganimazibuko1901

5 жыл бұрын

Ian B work report

@waireads2712

5 жыл бұрын

Did you go to your 8 am?

@---nobody---

5 жыл бұрын

Yeahh, we wanna know, did you make it to your class?

@wildchild7764

5 жыл бұрын

Ian B GO TO SLEEP

4:06 so we’re just going to ignore that ?? aight

@farisarrazi1200

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@KKISCRAZYFUL

3 жыл бұрын

Someone's getting two for the price of one

@Fluffy172

3 жыл бұрын

I’m fuuuucking screaming lmfaooo!!!

@Girrrrrrrr

3 жыл бұрын

Came lookin fer this comment cant stop laughing

"if you see a turtle on top of a fence post, he did not get there by himself" words to remember

@octopus8420

3 жыл бұрын

Oh turtle, I thought he said turkey. I was so confused

@ExcelTutorials1

3 жыл бұрын

@@octopus8420 lol, not going to lie I had to listen to it a couple of times myself too.

I love the one comment on challenges to the industry, and the response, “We need to reach those people eating only plants at every meal.” My friend, those customers are gone. This business is coming down who can produce protein in the most efficient way. How can we reduce the cost per calorie that we produce and sell. If a chicken takes 9 calories in to produce 1 calorie a consumer can purchase and eat, and that is the most efficient livestock we have, we are in a operating in a world of ineffective calorie production. We are in a production model that is old and dying as technology replaces us with more efficient methods, e.g. Memphis Meats, Beyond Meat and Impossible Meat, as examples. It’s simple, we are no longer in the livestock business. We are in the calorie manufacturing business, and our current way of manufacturing is old, broken, and steeped in stubborn tradition unwilling to change.

$5 bdddddddddddd $10 bddddddddd $15 bdddddddddd That's all they are saying. I am a world champion.

@ashleyvonier1571

3 жыл бұрын

It's actually not at all

@MrHawkelement

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashleyvonier1571 Pretty sure they were joking.

@jaedonmartinez9907

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashleyvonier1571 its a joke male karen

@FungkhaBasumatary1997

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

It's like a male country pageant show

@CountyLineCowpokes

2 жыл бұрын

Ha! If you enjoy farming, I think you'd enjoy our family friendly KZread channel, County Line Cowpokes. It's not your typical KZread channel.....it integrates beautiful rural scenery including drone footage, some agricultural education and lots of laughs to make it fun to watch!!

All I understood was: "Good afternoon, let's turn this beef into cash" The rest was gibberish..

At 4:05, any seriousness broke. Auctioneers should've been like: "Alright now, we got a 2-for-1 deal. These cows will NOT separate."

Came here to see a breakdown of an auctioneers speech with some useless fillers to get close to 10 mins. Got a great insight in a subculture I'd never though about. Perfect score 5/7

Why isn’t there a swim suit competition?

Growing up in KS I remember me and Dad going to auctions every saturdy morning... I'm still amazed by them as I was when I was young

@CountyLineCowpokes

2 жыл бұрын

We are KS farmers! If you enjoy farming, I think you'd enjoy our family friendly KZread channel, County Line Cowpokes. It's not your typical KZread channel.....it integrates beautiful rural scenery including drone footage, some agricultural education and lots of laughs to make it fun to watch!!

So it’s a presidential debate but for auctioneers. *GENIUS*

0:38 Bowl cut + unibrow. That is amazing. Also. I still don't understand what they're saying haha.

@jetfire1099

5 жыл бұрын

Tiep He’s Amish, it’s part of their culture

@rm9308

4 жыл бұрын

It's also cheap.

@nate_kang

4 жыл бұрын

AND he's a mouthbreather. Bet he's a chick magnet.

@CathyGoes

3 жыл бұрын

​@@nate_kang Apparently not a chick magnet. LOL He's completely clean shaven but looks to be of marriageable age. Clean shaven is unmarried for the Amish.

@jerrycan5145

3 жыл бұрын

@@CathyGoes r/woosh

2:39 "We need to reach the people that are eating vegetables everyday for every meal".... lmfao!!!!

@livewellwitheds6885

2 жыл бұрын

I love he forgot the word for vegatatarian

I watched their gibberish in 0.25x speed and it is mostly gibberish lol it’s like freaking hypnotizing those customers watching that with open mouths drooling. Like putting them into trance. Definitely respecting their awesome skill though!!