"Russian journalist mysteriously dies from non-Putin related causes"

@deathsdoor07

3 жыл бұрын

Now Putin's rival gets poisoned from tea.

@heathdionne7717

3 жыл бұрын

That's one of the easy predictions though

@jimmym3352

3 жыл бұрын

12 years later and this is as relevant as ever. LOL

@temuulmunkhtur

3 жыл бұрын

onions never missed

@user-oo6ww6bl5x

2 жыл бұрын

2022 and this is more relevant than ever

Haha "It's also capable of serving jail time"

@Max-po5sx

8 жыл бұрын

Haha 😂😂😂😂

@mrdeplorable3097

6 жыл бұрын

Obama

@majikss

5 жыл бұрын

@@mrdeplorable3097 ObAMa

@hansolo5912

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrdeplorable3097 Trump

@francogamer7794

3 жыл бұрын

@@hansolo5912 Adolf Stalin

"Source: USA Today Threat Level: LOW" EXCELLENT

@CaseyAlhambra

3 жыл бұрын

“Source: CNN Threat Level: TOO HIGH!!!” EXCELLENT

USA Today Threat: Low

@Dezmixbe

4 жыл бұрын

Accurate.

@randomgooy7456

4 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@justinwang4386

3 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@CanalTremocos

3 жыл бұрын

Accurate.

@amitkumar-sz6ze

3 жыл бұрын

Washington Post: this is our future. We need more AI.

The reporter calls him "Commander", the screen says "Gen.", and he's wearing colonel's wings. So who is he... really? This mysterious man?

@lightningchegg4823

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this, i laughed out loud and needed it.

@francescolombardi3438

3 жыл бұрын

He's a model of a modern major general

@TragoudistrosMPH

2 жыл бұрын

*KZread Question deflector engaged*

@hydroaegis6658

Жыл бұрын

Obviously he's a Commander General at the Colonel level

@HolySoliDeoGloria

Жыл бұрын

Beat me to it by 10 years!

“Your flesh is a relic, only a vessel. Hand over your flesh, and a new world awaits you. We demand it.”

@rynehall9990

2 жыл бұрын

This should be on the poster of a Terminator reboot starring Noam Chomsky

@PresidentialWinner

2 жыл бұрын

Someone watched Animatrix. I love that scene. The Second Renaissance

I love the features built in. The "Blogosperic Disruptors" and the "Answer Vagueness Adjuster" are very nice features. The "Phraselator" is just fantastic. The Terminator style red screen threat level is great. I love the Onion!

@David.d.d.d

3 жыл бұрын

That comment was written in 2012 😔

We have taken away a number of the enemies sanctuaries, and gained initiatives in the areas. Eileen.

Wow.. how do they fund these shows? their props and everything are very well done!

Wow, that thing can even take an interview from Larry King? Daannnng....money well spent.

@sawyernorthrop4078

3 жыл бұрын

Can it survive an out of control name dropping vortex

I love The Onion with its satirical jabs at society, but I tuned out once I heard that the U.S. military spent a mere $45 million developing this drone. My imagination can only stretch so far, and it ruined the immersion for me.

@TrollNova

Жыл бұрын

I can’t tell if you’re joking, or just a complete dumbass. You work for the military you fucking rat?

@somebody1234567891

Жыл бұрын

My guess is the $45 million was for a proof of concept prototype, and the defense companies contributed IR&D to win the lucrative $2.5 billion dollar sustainment contract.

@barbaryn7899

Жыл бұрын

$45 mil is nothing they spend billions coming up with awful camouflage patterns

@exzyyd392

Жыл бұрын

@@barbaryn7899 They're saying it was too low to be real

Sean Spicer 2.0, alpha build.

"As a final fail safe the drone can rickroll if a line of questioning becomes too dangerous."

"it is also capable of serving jail time" LOL !!

Very eloquent drone you got there...

I love the features it has! Answer Vagueness Adjuster, Factual Evidence Deflector System, Phraselator, and the all important Emergency Press Conference Ending Release. Brilliant! And don't forget to read the scroll on the bottom! Lots of good info down there.

"The spokesdrone will field questions deemed too dangerous for a human press secretary, whose career could be irreparably damaged by answering them." Predicting the future again, Oh Mighty Onion. I shall turn to you as my trusted news source.

@ph0enix321

Жыл бұрын

That's how it's always been idiot

@Ken.-

Жыл бұрын

somebody needs their big boy nap

Every year as I got older I realize that the onion is increasingly true on the long run.

@adog3129

11 ай бұрын

does the pentagon employ spokesdrones?

@christopherneufelt8971

11 ай бұрын

@@adog3129 Legend has it, that the pentagon IS a drone 😁

It's capable of serving jail time 😅

Best political commentary ever.

Is that, Kellyann-Conway?

Kelly Anne Conway is only the latest iteration

"They can also serve jailtime" O.O

"Countless careers" don't think I didn't notice this

Bravo! One of your best to date!

All it has to say is "lets circle back to that".

1:43 "Russian Journalist mysteriously dies from NON-Putin related causes" Damn Onion... you were so good, we didn't know it then but we appreciate it now.

0:42 This must have been deliberate: The reporter introduces "COMMANDER Cameron Kennedy"; the caption has "Gen. [GENERAL] Cameron Kennedy," and the character is wearing the rank of COLONEL.

Scary part is the government might actually think this would be a good idea

I'm praying religiously to read one morning "Spokesdrone replaces Whoopie."

@rivulet5417

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't know that you could pray non religiously

This is GREAT! Great concept! ROFL, one of the best on the web. Thanks again. VERY COOL!!!

KellyAnne is one of the first android models. That's why her skin fits differently every time.

why was this reccomended to me there hasnt been a comment in years almost it just randomly appeared

i swear, i've never seen an Onion video that hasn't made me laugh my ass off XD

0:44 Answer vagueness adjustor

that was absolute GOLD... 2 thumbs up!

Chat GPT can do that pretty well actually... Seems like we are in an onion sketch. ^^'

I love how it detects the threat level!

nice work, I love these.

brillaint. the bit at the end about the Russian journalist, genius.

That drone's voice really reminds me of the voice from the beginning of Portal 2.

@guy_th18

4 жыл бұрын

Wheatley?

@LaggyKar

4 жыл бұрын

@@guy_th18 No, the prerecorded announcer voice.

@Endeva09

3 жыл бұрын

Glados?

@stevegaming2006

3 жыл бұрын

No the fact core

Doesn't fall asleep or forget.

WOW. Once again. Amazing work guys. Love live the mighty onion. Reliever of pain! :P

Brilliant! Best thing Onion has done since the Anteater guy. Totally straight, totally devaststingly apt.

Sarah? is that you? Sarah?

That had me lulling for hours! :D

oh jeeze, that was a good one!

this on the heels of Tony Snow's "departure"...fantastic!

“Russian journalist mysteriously dies from non-Putin related causes” Yikes

@EnoVarma

Жыл бұрын

That joke had legs beyond belief.

When they got to the self destruct part, I was cracking up.

1:22 NASA can finally scrap their Larry King simulator.

I like that last part!! EPIC WIN!!

The Onion predicting the future yet again...

..brilliant..

I missed this the first time I watched the video "It's also capable of serving jail time"

Bet Putin's starting to wish he had one of these.

This isn't parody. This is a transmission from a parallel dimension.

Hahaha! This is the ultimate satire, very well thought and done really! Onion is the best.

About time.

LMAO. Mystic Amulet update for Vista, priceless.

hahaahahha it can self-destruct at threatening questions! brilliance xD

The best Onion post yet!

"still they should get the rank of military officials right" that's part of the parody.

"it can also serve jail time" - brilliant.

Genius. I love the ticker at the bottom. New 'mystical amulet' for Vista = win. And the 'Holiday Inn Super Express' is also win. Much win. *applauds for the Onion*

True that.

I loved the picture with Michael Moore.

"effectively vague response" LOL

brilliant

"Note-gripping pincers" Damn this shit is hilarious!

We have achieved a number of initiatives in the area.

Love it...cracks me up.

the last bit was classic! hahaha

yes..Bill

i loved the part with the self distruct thing!!! hahahahahhahahahahahahaha

Woah wait, did anyone else notice she said Commander Cameron Kennedy, when the text shows General, and he is wearing a Colonel's uniform? lol

@HolySoliDeoGloria

Жыл бұрын

Beat me to it by 14 years! (And other commenters beat me to it by 10 years and 11 years!)

"Eight killed in senseless "World's Largest Hamburger" accident." Lol.

"It's also capable of serving jail time"... Awesomeness!

Someone needs a hug.

How can you not pronk the Onion?

lmfao the old onion was great

The Onion rocks. Their vids are always "two-fers", with those scroll stories below. After I stop laughing from the first time through, I turn off the sound and run through again just to read the scroll. :D

The Onion *must* make a press conference with that robot! I demand it so I can LMAO more!

you is good

FN brilliant. Nancy Parino wants one.

That michael moore picture was hilarious

"USA Today: Threat level LOW" lol

Hysterical! They'll probably really use this soon. Especially after realizing it's effectiveness in parody use.

I love the terminator HUD.

wow.

lol the HUD looks like the Terminator.

LOL @ GLaDOS-like voice. Nice touch.

In Russia that is mysterious.

Aren't Press spokesmen and reporters already inhuman enough?

1:03 Source: Usa today Threat level: Low

I thought they started using those years ago.

OMG, they've turned R2D2 into one of them!

flawless

that robot sounds like the youtube audio preview

"non-Putin related causes", that had me chuckling.