This makes me feel ashamed haha. Nice work dude!

@manny7

8 жыл бұрын

hey Jackie

@shadowness

8 жыл бұрын

+jacksepticeye your not that terrible ;D

@thesun849

8 жыл бұрын

Glad to see Jack is enjoying this video.

@fastrashida

8 жыл бұрын

+jacksepticeye Haha yes!

@davidthosome623

8 жыл бұрын

JACKIE BOY LOVE YOU BRO

"Approval mark on passport is barely visible." "I am sorry. Immigration officer was trying to go for 100% accuracy run."

@hector9546

9 жыл бұрын

And super fast

@thepepper191

8 жыл бұрын

He was also drunk apparently

@raitrsu5960

8 жыл бұрын

top keks

@gamecurator

8 жыл бұрын

+thepepper191 Don't judge me. Work in Arstotzka is hard. Vodka is needed to survive work day. All glory to Arstotzka!

@raitrsu5960

8 жыл бұрын

gamejamcurator top keks

The run is 100% accurate but the places you stamp those are 1% accurate

@warrmalaski8570

5 жыл бұрын

Speed running in a nutshell.

@e11eohe11e

5 жыл бұрын

I can understand someone writing 10$ instead of $10 because when you say it out loud, you say "ten dollars." But in no way does %100 make sense, no one says "percent one hundred" lol.

@kerem685

5 жыл бұрын

@@e11eohe11e in my language we write like that so i didnt mind changing it

@kerem685

5 жыл бұрын

@@e11eohe11e i can understand someone using lol for fun but writing some mad comments with lol? and putting dot on your sentences? so funny lol. (see makes no sense)

@e11eohe11e

5 жыл бұрын

@@kerem685 No need to be passive aggressive. I genuinely thought it was amusing since I've never seen it written that way. And that's interesting! Where are you from?

"your fired." "but i dont have a single citation!" "yeah but in the last 20 years of working here you never got a single stamp in the box, and thats just embarrassing."

@Janua7ies

3 жыл бұрын

You are under arrest because you didn't stamp in the box

@_Hamler

3 жыл бұрын

the penalty is death

@Janua7ies

3 жыл бұрын

@@_Hamler death? Maybe the penalty is being fired or force labor

@prosto_a_user

3 жыл бұрын

@@_Hamler Glory To Arstotzka!

@Eckef

3 жыл бұрын

@@Janua7ies Penalty is Gulag

"Denied? For what reason?" "It is clearly stamped there." *looks at half a reason stamp* "Oh."

@BlueRiging

5 жыл бұрын

Well screw you anyways.

@31thieves

5 жыл бұрын

*O H*

@indestructiblebedrock7549

5 жыл бұрын

1:54:33

@skyjack1

5 жыл бұрын

“Looks like a red line...”

@andresf754

4 жыл бұрын

He denied me so many times

"where's your ID card?" *pulls out deny stamp* "right here"

@rion7088

5 жыл бұрын

I hate when that happens so much.

@31thieves

5 жыл бұрын

“T H E R E I S A D I S C R E P E N C Y”

@VimyGlide

5 жыл бұрын

or how i learned to hate the reason stamp

"Her name is Elisa. Please let her through." Me, watching a 100% accuracy run with no citations: *_:>_*

@AngryJesus1

5 жыл бұрын

How can a simple game like this invoke feelings in me I never knew I had.... That was so sad

@drheineken1575

5 жыл бұрын

@@AngryJesus1 I approved her entry. I'm too nice.

@tywinlannister8015

5 жыл бұрын

@@drheineken1575 Issue is with that kind of a job being nice is typically something you can't risk.

@Luckingsworth

5 жыл бұрын

Ah so you are the bleeding hearts that allow terrorists through the gates. Just think. One "good deed" for one person can kill thousands. They can go live together in a different country.

@drheineken1575

5 жыл бұрын

@@Luckingsworth I completed the game fine even though she entered..

Imagine being the guy who had dropped off the bomb, feeling so smug about doing something in protest of the corrupt Arstotzkan government, waiting for it to explode the checkpoint, when you hear "Damn this guy fucking sucked at making bombs" and "NEXT"

@Divine_Incorporated

Жыл бұрын

😊

@blacksmeim8791

11 ай бұрын

The disrespect and shame that guy must feel after returning to his terrorist hideout

"Papers, Please." "What is the purpose of your entry?" "Vis-" *KA-CHUNK* "Cause no trouble."

@danielfrankiensimanjuntak4310

5 жыл бұрын

He has a nigga pass

@TarsonTalon

5 жыл бұрын

If only the DMV were so fast...

@fbii28

5 жыл бұрын

Visa

"Please be kind to my wife, she is after me" Instantly gets ready to deny next passport Lol

@tloutryhard17

8 жыл бұрын

Instantly died of laughter

@spud1355

7 жыл бұрын

thepepper191 NO MERCY! GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY ARSTOTZKA!

@scarthewerewolf

7 жыл бұрын

Let her enter = Token

@nickjimenez9983

7 жыл бұрын

Instantly, instant.

@TheBest-lj7us

7 жыл бұрын

thepepper191 at what point in the video is it in?

22:14 _“Why? You have doomed me”_ I’m sorry mam, this is a 100% accuracy checkpoint, not 99.999%

@sonoda944

2 жыл бұрын

jordi: "imma end this man's whole career"

@Um_actually_nerd

27 күн бұрын

​@@sonoda9441: Actually its Jorji 🤓☝ 2: That citation is unavoidable, so it doesnt count

1:29:20 you know it’s some high tech shit when it can stamp through the entire book

“Please be kind to my wife, she is just behind me.” **pulls out deny stamp in anticipation**

@mohameddahir8769

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@bookmarks7092

2 жыл бұрын

Call the ambulance! Call the ambulance! Have seen the trailer* But not for me!

@orctrihar

Жыл бұрын

As someone who watched the mini-movie recently : *Have no Mercy*

@nicox-73

Жыл бұрын

​@@orctrihar SAME

@qibbs8934

Жыл бұрын

timestamp?

"Sees Jorji" "Instantly clicks on Entrant must have a passport"

@CometMothman

5 жыл бұрын

Lemme Smash *rip Jorji*

@petonomore9932

4 жыл бұрын

He literally set up before jorji entered the room

I can't believe this is 7 years old. The time has passed really fast.

@gamecurator

3 жыл бұрын

Very true.

@blindedbunny

3 жыл бұрын

I guess you can say the years have been cruel.

@Killerbee4712

3 жыл бұрын

@@blindedbunny Thats a good one

@RevennlyTwentyThree

2 жыл бұрын

Me too... feels its just 1-3 years ago for me either...

@gdmathguy

Жыл бұрын

now 9 years old

I love how it's literally impossible to play this game without putting on a bad Russian accent to read everything out.

@someone2427

5 жыл бұрын

I KNOW RIGHT

@pumpkincat8336

5 жыл бұрын

WTF why is this true

@loganblevenson

5 жыл бұрын

William Larson its because words and sentences are spelled in such a way no american/european can say it the way they do

@rgnbgn1063

5 жыл бұрын

or you can be actually slav

@loganblevenson

5 жыл бұрын

yes

"Why am I denied?" "It is stamped clearly there" "Oh... Screw you anyways!" Internet it a nutshell.

@its_elkku135

7 жыл бұрын

Cameron McAllister Sadly, that is true sometimes.

@raulmiranda2478

7 жыл бұрын

I hate it when that happens. Even when proving valid points, you still get disregarded or shamed for doing so

@brendonyearwood4018

7 жыл бұрын

Its_Elkku Hi Godot

@nickjimenez9983

7 жыл бұрын

omgz u forgot to spell it right, it&/ izz

@nickjimenez9983

7 жыл бұрын

Cameron McAllister "Denied?" "For what reason?" "It is clearly stamped there." "Oh." "Screw you anyways."

"Hi im staying for t-" DENIED!

@auuker

8 жыл бұрын

I know right XD

@g59590

8 жыл бұрын

+ExtraGames so fast

@OfficialIPlayGaming

8 жыл бұрын

when?

@WforBogart

8 жыл бұрын

+ExtraGames weight on paper: 80 kg. actual weight: 81 kg. GET YOUR ASS ON IN THE SCANNER!

@certified1251

8 жыл бұрын

"I give you this heirloom" [rubs denied passport in face]

3:09:15 I love how you quickly try to process 1 more person before the attack begins so you can get an extra 5 credits lol

i wish this video was with an eyetracker, i really can't keep up lmao

@w.roberts8078

5 жыл бұрын

xenogenesis where eye trackers a thing then?

@beefy7587

5 жыл бұрын

@@w.roberts8078 fair point actually lmao

@erickevin8819

5 жыл бұрын

@@w.roberts8078 when did this game came out in ?

@w.roberts8078

5 жыл бұрын

Eric Kevin a fair few years Ago

@Newbieguy5000

5 жыл бұрын

@@w.roberts8078 its been almost an entire 6 years. Time flies huh

"you have been selected for a random search" *Denies her*

@farhanasingingsandcookings3447

6 жыл бұрын

Lightninja I

@fadhilakbar6345

5 жыл бұрын

This is speedrun, so denying is much faster than detaining

@hew0014

5 жыл бұрын

@@fadhilakbar6345 it isn't really though

@braveheart1320

5 жыл бұрын

@@hew0014 but it is... much faster

@BetterCallBigShotAutos

5 ай бұрын

​@@fadhilakbar6345I wonder if you could somehow get more cash denying than detaining if you do it quickly

"Sir, there are a few anomalies-" "He's the best damn inspector on the Kolechian Border. Unless he's an EZIC spy, I don't want to hear it." "Nothing to report, sir."

@c.i.aagent3582

5 жыл бұрын

Best fucking comment I read so far

@K4rmauh

5 жыл бұрын

I *_love_* this comment.

@fastfutures

5 жыл бұрын

SaneOtaku I *love* you. 😘

@ashers1930

5 жыл бұрын

Big unit Atari kISS

@supernukey419

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it Edit: when did I write this?

For those who is wondering why he has a citation at the end: At 3:11:40, you WILL get a citation no matter what, since you always end up "confiscating" Jorji's passport. This is the only time you will forcibly earn a citation that you cannot avoid. For Shae (the woman your supervisor asked to be admitted), you can deny her but you cannot detain her.

@crimsonmaelstrom573

2 ай бұрын

If you do detain her, your boss will be so pissed that he’ll have you arrested on false charges

I love how the Ezic guys keep on trying despite you showing absolutely no signs of cooperation hahaha

*while handing denied passport back to them* "What is the purpose of your trip?"

@danielfrankiensimanjuntak4310

5 жыл бұрын

It's like asking, why you didn't eat your food? while taking it from him.

@KieranReed729

5 жыл бұрын

It’s just formality

@danielfrankiensimanjuntak4310

5 жыл бұрын

@@KieranReed729 You... Evil Bastard, i like it. Continue

@kruxandartillery3654

5 жыл бұрын

“What is the purpose of your trip... Wait I know... To be denied!”

@TarsonTalon

5 жыл бұрын

*Trollface

Imagine waiting in line all freaking day just to say "opening up this checkpoint was a mistake"

@felesiaawang5601

5 жыл бұрын

Yikes

@prosto_a_user

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@prosto_a_user

3 жыл бұрын

@@PaganMin671 VERY VERY BRUH

@Carcosahead

2 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@caesarspancake133

2 жыл бұрын

@@Carcosahead 1:23

“Inspectors Son: daddy could I get a crayon set” “Inspector: no” “Inspectors Son: but why” “Inspector: your crayon set costs 25 credits” “Inspector: the bonus I get for shooting a man is 20 credits” “Inspectors Son: oh”

@humansvd3269

5 жыл бұрын

I turned away an asshat that insulted the inspectors son's drawing even though he was good. The meltdown was funny.

@n0kt0h45

5 жыл бұрын

"Is this because of picture? I take it back! Picture should be in museum!!"

@user-ct8xg2rv6v

5 жыл бұрын

Son :*grabs a golden key*

@undeadprincess5726

5 жыл бұрын

I gave son that crayon set! He is good boy and will be like father one day! I make good money denying people anyways.

@Norinia

4 жыл бұрын

UndeadPrincess haha I alternate giving my family heat and fuel in game. It’s the only way I can earn any money. Sorry little Timmy, I make more money by paying the five credits for your medicine than I do regularly giving you heat and food lol

Inspector: What is the purpose of your trip? Immigrant: I'm just moving through the country Inspector: Duration of stay? Immigrant: *Forever*

I love the part when he stamps the passport.

@praetorian9823

5 жыл бұрын

Stalin

@vicctorree500

5 жыл бұрын

Joseph Stalin Mmmm I like the part when he denies the passport

@Datsunz-fr2nw

5 жыл бұрын

i love the part where we reestablish communism in the east

@Datsunz-fr2nw

5 жыл бұрын

@@praetorian9823 hey stalin

@praetorian9823

5 жыл бұрын

Or where we imprison our son and close family

I wish the stamp stamped everything, so youd have to live with ink all over your rulebook the whole game

@ckv954

5 жыл бұрын

DraconicDemon extra hard mode

@justyouraveragemartian783

3 жыл бұрын

calm down satan ,,

@javonfr8030

3 жыл бұрын

satan is taking notes

@tiredandbored909

3 жыл бұрын

Danm imagine getting in the game, messing around and stamping the rules accidentally. “Oh it’ll go away next day” “ *oh* “

@NithinJune

2 жыл бұрын

we need this

Whenever my time ran out and I was on the last person, I would make sure to stamp every square inch of their passport since I was no longer being timed.

@evil2017

2 жыл бұрын

Lol same

This run is incredible. Seeing the checkpoint work like a well-oiled machine is really satisfying (even if that means a few sad denials). My favorite part so far has got to be learning that you can detain Ludum and break up his trafficking ring. I thought you could only approve or deny him! I know what I’m doing whenever I play this game from now on.

@gamecurator

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, thanks for the kind words! I am also glad that you learned something from my videos. :) Wish you much fun with "Papers, Please"!

@Cepreu1995

6 ай бұрын

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3:02:55 Man's access permit expired 9 days before access permits were a thing. Classic Arstotzka

@sneed2600

2 жыл бұрын

Forgery is always funny when done wrong.

@sneed2600

2 жыл бұрын

@@tiagomoraes1510 ofc

@carbag7857

Жыл бұрын

Ah, classic Antegrians.

I'm watching some guy stamp papers for 3 and a half hours... I'm gonna die alone.

@binkycat247

7 жыл бұрын

we can die alone together

@NapstaYT

7 жыл бұрын

YEA!

@Mario2980

7 жыл бұрын

Hey......he detained and tranquilized some folks too, and defused a bomb....

@xxponyo7332

7 жыл бұрын

Void Warlock we all are....we all are.

@ethansantiago155

7 жыл бұрын

Void Warlock and I'm gonna fail my final

3hrs without ads? Respect.

@Adolyy123

3 жыл бұрын

Some heroes are not supers

@gacha_Jessery-philippines

4 ай бұрын

wait a min i didnt notice that theres no ads

@crimsonmaelstrom573

2 ай бұрын

Easiest way to guarantee that is KZread premium. Seriously worth it considering it’s an election year at the time of writing this

15:51 "your purpose?" 'Moving through the country.' "How long are you staying?" 'Half a year.' 🤔

@EthanBuzzy

5 жыл бұрын

Lt Col Rayquaza she is walking

@greyhawk5258

5 жыл бұрын

Very slow walking... Pretty much crawling

@kukasvektor4976

4 жыл бұрын

What about when they where passing through and the time was forever

Arstotzkan legend speaks of a man, A man who worked at the border checkpoint. Although those who saw disbelieved he was a man or any mere mortal. They tell of waiting in a line that never shrunk, no matter the inhuman speeds at which the man checked people in or out. In conversation, the dutiful clerk always was straight to the point and never dawdled on small talk. In the mere seconds of moving documents to the stamps, he memorized and analyzed every square inch of printed inc, spotting even the most hidden of discrepancies. Unfortunately, this legendary figure was never seen again after the attack on the 24th. The Arstotzkan border checkpoints will never operate as quickly as his very one did.

@arturkiaven8427

5 жыл бұрын

Ah yea, Estonia in ww2 was similar to this

@colonelcorn5386

5 жыл бұрын

The most underrated comment I’ve ever seen

@colonelcorn5386

5 жыл бұрын

Callan Revelette I didn’t when I replied to it

@antinverbose229

3 жыл бұрын

Don't mind me just saving this comment

@molotov6844

3 жыл бұрын

He was the immigration officer equivalent of the man with the big iron on his hip

Laughed a little at 1:11:40 where you frantically try to shove the official's paperwork back at him as fast as possible to make him leave, any time an agent/guard/official comes in to waste your clock time it made me anxious lol

First of all, I would like to say thank you very much for the fact that this video has now received over 3,000,000 views. That's insane! Never would I have thought that my accuracy run receives such attention. Thanks for that! With this comment I would also like to give the answer to a question that I am asked again and again: Will there be more videos published here? The answer is a clear no. Nevertheless, I will remain active on Gaming KZread, but with a different channel and format. This channel was always linked to my old website game-curator.com. The site is still accessible, but will no longer be filled with new content. Every gameplay video I uploaded here was used as illustrative material for an article. Since the website is no longer running, this KZread channel has also become obsolete. Since I still love video games and would like to present special specimens to the people out there in front of the screens, I decided to take a new path. At the end of 2022, I started a small Let's Play channel called "Sebastian Tries His Best". However, the videos are in German, since I'm German (surprise, surprise!) and don't feel very comfortable speaking English due to my accent. So should you feel like dropping by on my channel, I would of course be very happy about it! I'm not a particularly charismatic or flamboyant person, but maybe watching bearded, long-haired, shirt-wearing, rather chill nerds do their thing in various indie games is just your thing? No judgement. Here you go: www.youtube.com/@sebastiantrieshisbest In any case, have fun on KZread and be nice to each other!

**pulls up passport** [2 seconds later] **KACHUNK!**

@cameronmcallister7606

7 жыл бұрын

Imagine being there, handing in your documents, he picks up the passport, furrows his brow and slam dunks it with a stamp.

@TheCart54321

6 жыл бұрын

Misaki Ryan when, where, and how

@invschematics

6 жыл бұрын

He's tired of this sh!t

@renstafari

6 жыл бұрын

lol

@thepuppetshow0002

6 жыл бұрын

3:31:00

I wish we could see a spin-off game about Jorji's adventure to find a passport.

@gamecurator

8 жыл бұрын

+Sobergrey That's a GREAT idea!

@tacopants27

7 жыл бұрын

Indeed!

@levifravel8432

7 жыл бұрын

gamejamcurator ya good

@yaboi1288

7 жыл бұрын

Sobergrey Go ahead and sell this beautiful idea to a game company!

@Faramik2000

6 жыл бұрын

Fernando Jose IT'S AN ENEMY STAMP

The sounds of the stamping and the bringing out the stamps, rustling of papers and money, the moving of a coin on the table, the people talking, etc. No let's play commentary, no music on top of the noises, nothing. I could fall asleep to it. Its so nice and peaceful to listen to...other than the occasional attack or detaining.

@rosebaker4014

4 ай бұрын

lol, I put this on repeat and use it to fall asleep to

"No contraband." "You can see that?" ...Did he not say to face the SCANNER?

@undeadprincess5726

5 жыл бұрын

"I didnt know you could see under my clothes!"

4:30 "hurry up I have a bus" *Literally TWO seconds later* "Finally"

@georgephipps5455

3 жыл бұрын

Omega lul

@therealgaben5527

3 жыл бұрын

Rudest person ever

@BLACKMAMBA-og1lf

2 жыл бұрын

*Walks slowly*

@WorstAbaYT

2 жыл бұрын

Probably because of the line

@jasontriplett1041

Жыл бұрын

As someone who has worked in customer service, this is accurate as fuck. Some people are just rude AF

"Hurry I am catching bus soon" 1 second later APPROVED "Finally" XD

@tobybug779

5 жыл бұрын

Missed opportunity for time-dependent dialogue

@youraverageuser7039

5 жыл бұрын

well time is going faster in the game as your working there for many hours so it could of been like 20minutes of her waiting

“Oh wow I have all this great skill in checking passports and I don’t know what to do with it.” Lottery: “I’m about to start this mans whole career”

Imagine the stress of the last person in the entire play through crossing the line

2:57:50 Paper says "read quickly" Player goes "WILL DO"

"He does job well, like he barely looks at their IDs."

@cataclysmicterrain

5 жыл бұрын

Yet no citation

@cookiestudioproduction7985

5 жыл бұрын

And barely looked at the entry tickets

@thatelephant

3 жыл бұрын

Quick eyes and mind💪

Imagine working at customs checking passports all day and then going home to play this game.

This ending seems to be "congrats you did your job to an acceptable level.. we dont have anything else to say." Ending 19 or good ezic, "thank you for helping us in the revolution, here's an even better home. Wanna work for us more?"

@BetterCallBigShotAutos

5 ай бұрын

Ending 18 is pretty much: "Screw the tensions in the country, I'm off to the north"

I love how you get the discrepancy detector the second you see Jorji coming. Stop racial profiling Cobrastinians.

@whale8436

5 жыл бұрын

Detain him

@undeadprincess5726

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, snake on logo is very unique and professional. Like real passport.

@dumbleking5172

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrmemes7883 Soldier?! Why are you here? Where is your patriotism?

Wanted criminal: Hi I am in transit for 2- Inspector: DETAINED!

@mrdolson2734

8 жыл бұрын

What time did that happen?

@edsmemefactory

7 жыл бұрын

Lee Everett hey dident I see you somewhere else I'm not sure

@TypicalMan

6 жыл бұрын

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@arandomguy6030

6 жыл бұрын

Lee Everett he doesn't detain anyone lol

@acodegn

6 жыл бұрын

papa grog He did at 29:31

Checkpoint worker: duration of stay? Man: couple of days Checkpoint worker: get outta my booth

F for Elisa. We all here knew her destiny in this speedrun with no citations.

"Papers, Please" "What is the purpose of your trip?" *KA-CHUNK* "Visiting Friends" *Returns Passport* "Duration of Stay?"

@gamecurator

10 жыл бұрын

I just love that kind of moments as well! DENIED.

@xXDragonTribalXx

7 жыл бұрын

NEXT!

@xxponyo7332

7 жыл бұрын

gamejamcurator you are a god at this game All hail gamejamcurator!

@remixtheidiot5771

6 жыл бұрын

knavesmith such foresight...

2:05:30 You have been selected for a random search (Hands back papers) WHAIT what about the sear- GET THE F### OUT

@q-tip4723

5 жыл бұрын

*Calmly presses button* Next please!

Inspector- What is the purpose of your trip? Man- I will be visiting frien- DENIED

I always feel anxious about him/her getting a citation. Although i knew this is 100% accuracy run. Lol

@undeadprincess5726

5 жыл бұрын

Papers please players feel this in that bones. I know I do.

Dumb things to notice: At 55:50, the department official gets in his fancy car to slowly drive away, only to see a speeding car come down the same lane moments later. I imagine there would be no reaction time, resulting in a horrible accident. I will pray for his recovery.

@ernestoiiiprias1937

6 жыл бұрын

Arstotzka is a Communist State. Ask Lucas pope.

@romanalonzo9045

6 жыл бұрын

Hahaha that's so true

@RazartheRaven

6 жыл бұрын

wow

@1a2b

6 жыл бұрын

OH MY

@frogpols

5 жыл бұрын

WOAH

I find it funny how pissed the reporters are when denied. Not the inspector’s fault you don’t have proper documentation

@ditto-w

5 жыл бұрын

basically reporters nowadays

@l.f.r.6523

5 жыл бұрын

FACIST

@undeadprincess5726

5 жыл бұрын

I aM a PaRt Of ThE pReSs, i NeEd To Be LeT iN

@CBRN-115

3 жыл бұрын

@Poethings Channel I bet the reporter is named Karen or something

amazing. never imagined that my playthrough would look so inefficient compared to this. didn’t even know you could have the audio transcript permanently out or that you could stamp both denial and reason at the same time.

2:53:58 Checkmate, Antivaxxers

"You have been selected for a random search NOW GET OUT"

@zelda64rules

7 жыл бұрын

I can't be bothered to give you the search, and I don't feel like making the nice men with guns do it, so leave. Glory to Arstotzka!

@generalsemyon2369

5 жыл бұрын

Uuuh DAgames

@NexisTheNonexistent

Ай бұрын

You will get your random search at one random time, be prepared 😉

HE MOVES WITH SUCH STYLE AND SUCH GRACE

@gamecurator

9 жыл бұрын

Arwww, thanks comrade!

@ajesbayes9057

9 жыл бұрын

SpeedrunningS Deny all kolech

@zFrostyii

8 жыл бұрын

+SpeedrunningS UcheaT

@MatthewChenIsAwesome

8 жыл бұрын

+SpeedrunningS Lol, 1 Citation in the end...

@sharpfang

8 жыл бұрын

+Nick Morilland He places the document in such a way that he can apply two stamps without moving it!

imagine waiting hours in a line just to get rejected in 10 seconds

GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY MOTHER PROUD!!!

I like how you always clicked when the day was over to say "come back at 6am tomorrow." I don't know why but that small detail meant a lot to me. lol

@gamecurator

8 жыл бұрын

+Deverey1 Glad you recognized that! :D

"hurry up" "I am meeting bus s--" "Finaly."

@nadirbaitsaleem7270

5 жыл бұрын

I was about to comment about that 😂

"You have some anomalies" Inspector: **Casually looks to his half-a-reason stamps**

I like to imagine this is how the protagonist canonically is. Serious about his job, using it as a means only to provide for his family and to properly analyze everything. Faithful to his wife, so no clubs, and does everything absolutely perfect.

@quinnlee-miller9792

6 ай бұрын

That's actually a very good point, despite the numerous calling cards, you never have the option to bang a hooker

"-Denied? For what reason? -It is clearly stamped there. *half of the stamp is cut off* -Oh."

@Deverey1

8 жыл бұрын

+Reflexion555 That was honestly one of my favorite parts. XD

@personman6947

6 жыл бұрын

WELL SCREW YOU ANYWAYS

What if you Wanted to go to heaven? But God said: “DETAINED!”

@dark_attribute

5 жыл бұрын

glory to arstotzka

@Sniblet

5 жыл бұрын

"You are a woman or a man?" -DENIED

@kongfamily3759

5 жыл бұрын

Jacky boy.

@prodCarpe

5 жыл бұрын

DAB-tained

@PopTap

5 жыл бұрын

There’s a game where you can do this lol

It's been years since this released, but I want to say how much I like seeing him say "Come back at 6am tomorrow" every day he can.

How professional play "What is the purpose of your trip" "I..." "DENIED"

*Top 10 most overpowered anime characters.*

@aturchomicz821

6 жыл бұрын

Number One: The Axis l WW2

@Andriy17UA

5 жыл бұрын

Number three: Japan -BANZAIII!- HENTAII!!

@jetster4117

5 жыл бұрын

Number 4: Jorji Costava | Papers Please

@thegreatfieryphoenix2271

5 жыл бұрын

Number 5: Shaggy the Dead Meme

@nameismyChannelID

4 жыл бұрын

number 6: *Arstotzkans*

1:29:19 denied so hard it went through the manual.

@invschematics

6 жыл бұрын

Whoa

@RazartheRaven

6 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂😂

@alpha_msz2245

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahah 😂😂😂

@attackhelicopter3860

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 lmao

@johnathan91

5 жыл бұрын

2.22

Wish we had an eye tracker so we could tell the process by which this wizardry was accomplished.

this is honestly the best study/work background noise thank you

Inspector: papers please. Lady gives paper* Inspector: All good.. Inspector: wait, there's a disreptency Lady:Ohh.. Inspector: your height is different Lady: I'm wearing high heel- Inspector: DETAINED

@MitchellTheMitch

5 жыл бұрын

Still no comments m8, UNTIL NOW.

@mesterfesh2066

5 жыл бұрын

No comments in 5 months, and than 2 in one day.

@stevenclaessen2608

5 жыл бұрын

I really need to use the bathroom

@D.rhmdt0

5 жыл бұрын

Make it 5

@justaperson3910

4 жыл бұрын

When I read the “detained” part, I heard jacksepticeye’s voice

"Papers" "Hiya, kun" "Where I left my car keys" All I hear.

@atiyasalman3692

9 жыл бұрын

lol same here

@lolzzzz3

9 жыл бұрын

T_Crushed What I hear, I cannot un-hear.

@kylezaruba9497

9 жыл бұрын

Bury me with my money

@honkhonk877

8 жыл бұрын

Guards: MÜSKAVT

@crusadernikolai1996

8 жыл бұрын

+buffetfood yes where are my car keys

Truly magnificent This performance was really good i would say so And the speed is really impressive Keep it up Glory to arstotzka!

Im watching this and Im completely amazed at how fast you do this. Especially towards the more difficult days.

why can this random dude shoot two criminals within the span of 3 seconds, while trained policemen just stand and aim to be shot

@HikikomoriDev

5 жыл бұрын

just the way things render or something i guess

@Roald94

5 жыл бұрын

@abracosa07 Quality my friend, those jordanian are probably better trained than your average checkpoint guard

@quineloe

5 жыл бұрын

These are not trained policemen, in socialist warsaw pact states these were usually poorly trained, conscripted 18-19 year olds.

@JaggedBird

5 жыл бұрын

quineloe thank you

@deletedTestimony

5 жыл бұрын

I think you underestimate just how good this border inspector is.

The 322 dislikes were denied entry. Glory to Arstotzka.

@Janua7ies

3 жыл бұрын

721 denied entries, Glory to Arstotzka

@ArmenBrass

3 жыл бұрын

741 denied entries. It is clearly stamped here. Screw you anyway.

@Killerbee4712

3 жыл бұрын

775 denied entry visas. Glory to Arstotzka.

@Mrjestin

2 жыл бұрын

822 Denied Entries, Glory To Arstostzka

@josuelarriva1925

2 жыл бұрын

833 Denied entrys. Glory to Arstotzka.

“You have doomed me” “Don’t care + invalid ID + L + ratio”

Whats a search ooo you mean another reason to- Kachunk DENIED

I love how "Real" this game is. Like- grey, terrorist attacks, checkpoint stamping nowhere near the stamp-spot.

@falcon8752

10 жыл бұрын

"checkpoint stamping nowhere near the stamp-spot." What do you mean ? What's the difference ?

@Jeramiahstool

10 жыл бұрын

If you're getting stamped on a passport people who have this job rarely ever try to stamp in the right place

@raven1121

10 жыл бұрын

that is the truth , the only stamp/sticker that is remotely in the box is the one from Japan , every other country stamps theirs everywhere , Laos decided to take up all four spots lol

@dragon53777

10 жыл бұрын

raven1121 Well the japanese are pretty damn efficient lol

@Sniblet

9 жыл бұрын

If this game were "real", you wouldn't have a job. The person who spots your mistakes, or at least the mistakes of human players of this game, would be all the country needs. Excuse me for a moment, actually, probably longer than that, I think I know too much. Arstotzkan not-so-secret police are kicking down my door.

Would be cool to see someone play this with an eye tracker

@ButterflySimmer

5 жыл бұрын

That going be very messy 😂

Jorji's crayon passport gets me every time... "pre-approved, 12345-OKOK" lol.

2:51:48 *normally waiting* time's up! people: alright imma outta here *teleports*

@lemroda6843

3 жыл бұрын

Omg i noticed it thanks to you

I like not hearing the clicks of a citation being printed :3

@NamelessPlayerOfficial

10 жыл бұрын

me too :3

@NamelessPlayerOfficial

10 жыл бұрын

***** that thing only happend to me once or twice but now the salary is enough because i was working as fast as i could that's why i get nervous when i give someone green stamp because i am afraid the printing sound will start and that will cause a near meltdown XD you should see my rage face when i hear the printing sound

@Icewyy

10 жыл бұрын

It's like knowing death comes soon

@mucidwolf

10 жыл бұрын

Alex Coppersmith You understand good sir/ madam

@Icewyy

10 жыл бұрын

sir mucidwolf

Astrotzka so great not need passport.

@beckiking414

8 жыл бұрын

Denied. Get out of here Jorji.

@iwillbeaninj5352

8 жыл бұрын

+Becki King accepted jorji is best

@AMJGaming-pz5gk

6 жыл бұрын

Kenneth Chou Only need marshmallow. *cough* Random Encounters Paper's, Please musical *cough*

this is so satisfying, gonna spend the whole night watching this

Every time he says next, I hear him say "There, play with doggy"

@Scazoid

3 жыл бұрын

I hear him spelling out N-E-X-T

imagine if it turned out you werent recording

@SansLikesKetchup

7 жыл бұрын

kuba zrobczynski LOL

@AJ-zz4ou

7 жыл бұрын

kuba zrobczynski RIP

@xxponyo7332

7 жыл бұрын

kuba zrobczynski the three hours and thirty minutes and more would be a waste of time My response if that happened I would kill myself

@CybernikTheHedgehog

7 жыл бұрын

+kuba zrobczynski OMG

@niffin7983

6 жыл бұрын

Waselt He could just replay last day

Only in Arstotzka can you be detained for having a passport picture that looks a little different to your real face

@iworymer7055

7 жыл бұрын

Glory to Arstrotzka!

@yapper6907

7 жыл бұрын

Glory to arstotzka

@SoapHavingFun

7 жыл бұрын

Glory to Arstrotzka

@leoleo4469

7 жыл бұрын

Glory to astotzka

@kenanchiu

7 жыл бұрын

Obristran above all! Oops

I'm actually working on this run, easier said than done, its amazing you completed it so fast!

@FlyFlee07

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, you’re not 😢

Absolutely brilliant, can't get enough of the game. Watched every last bit of it. 😁

"Where is your proof of vaccination?" - I do not believe in va- - *instantly denies stamp* "Get out before you infect me"

@orfeastsakos3025

5 жыл бұрын

Griffinheart perfection.

@furjaden8553

5 жыл бұрын

How can she infect him if he's already vaccinated?

@GriffinheartPlays

5 жыл бұрын

@@furjaden8553 Fair point, but then she might infect everyone else in Arstotzka

@furjaden8553

5 жыл бұрын

so basically what im saying is; only a non vaccinated person can infect another non vaccinated person. If either are vaccinated, the one cannot infect the other

@GriffinheartPlays

5 жыл бұрын

@@furjaden8553 well, there is a rare but possible chance that the disease could mutate, being immune to the vaccination's affects and now able to infect the people or livestock