"children cannot learn" "why??" "they can't read"

@CatholicWeeb

4 жыл бұрын

Why can't they read? They Can't Learn.

@diamondbrony8550

4 жыл бұрын

That's what teacher for

@averagehuman522

4 жыл бұрын

@@diamondbrony8550 T h e y c a n ' t r e a d T h e y c a n ' t l e a r n D o n ' t q u e s t i o n i t

@diamondbrony8550

4 жыл бұрын

@@averagehuman522 Freedom among children

@shedandcabbage

4 жыл бұрын

@@CatholicWeeb greatest name

Glory to Arstotzka!

@Tj7223

7 жыл бұрын

Jorji...

@gangsterspongebob7837

7 жыл бұрын

oh nu

@TPCunha896

7 жыл бұрын

hello mister potato man try not to make fake tickets

@pavelboss4260

7 жыл бұрын

***** =)

@bijeY2K

7 жыл бұрын

Jorji, stop visiting me man

Inspector: *Fails everything* Arstotska: *No citations* Me: *Wait thats illegal.*

@amalgamationprime3168

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, go ahead. r/whooosh me.

@PerfectAlibi1

4 жыл бұрын

@@amalgamationprime3168 No.

@Gigan007

4 жыл бұрын

Ahadur Rahman Alif r/wooooooosh

@babydriver6473

4 жыл бұрын

You watch beastars you become a *furry*

@S-Asker

3 жыл бұрын

@@babydriver6473 just thought the Same^^

“Congratulations!” “I get in?” “Of course not.” F U C K I N G O B L I T E R A T E D

@kurtman2118

4 жыл бұрын

no

@dislike2092

4 жыл бұрын

#SEFL DESTRUCTION DESTRUCTION 101

@petrmatko6628

4 жыл бұрын

@@kurtman2118 yes

@NerdyCatCoffeeee

Жыл бұрын

“Congratulations!” “I get in?” “Of course not. Don't forget your complementary kick from behind on your way out”

Funny thing is, the game was based on East Germany, yet everyone always thinks Russia.

@Bacxaber

7 жыл бұрын

The ushankas in the game don't help the Russian reputation.

@moonscript4675

7 жыл бұрын

yannick martens yes but it's cooler in Russia

@shadymerchant1198

7 жыл бұрын

east germany was controlled by russia

@TahirNefjodov

7 жыл бұрын

J. Kinast Everyone THINKS about the SU in this game while it was about the Berlin Wall, you twit. & no, not just lead by Russia. Even Stalin wasn't Russian but Georgian. There wasn't a "leading country", you twit.

@goodboy3944

7 жыл бұрын

kind of sounds russian

teachers not needed children cannot learn

@ahmedmir7823

8 жыл бұрын

Public school system in America

@hamizannaruto

8 жыл бұрын

+Michael Courtney i would love that in my country XD

@gateboy9

8 жыл бұрын

+Ahmed Mir noobit

@FieryDarkBlood

8 жыл бұрын

True in America

@Zguy09

8 жыл бұрын

+Michael Courtney None of them can read

He literally just denied everyone

@cookiecracker2

6 жыл бұрын

Krazyfox999 /Foxy Plush safest thing to do.

@basicallyme8205

6 жыл бұрын

What about the silhouette in the beggining before we see inside the checkpoint

@IceStarBlue

6 жыл бұрын

He only approved one at the start

@bthy384

6 жыл бұрын

MOA citations just piling up

@red_dulge

6 жыл бұрын

420th like.

"23rd is best I can do" I've never heard people haggle of the days of months before, but there we have it

@BallsTickler69420

2 жыл бұрын

this is 2021 due to quarantine the days become the same that we forget what day or month is it

@carmi7042

Жыл бұрын

@@BallsTickler69420 This video was actually made 8 years ago

@RamdomView

10 ай бұрын

Well the inspector is supposed to be crazy.

That guy behind the desk has the acting skills on point.

@napsbrickrailways2290

6 жыл бұрын

I know right

@yosephbailey8114

6 жыл бұрын

OneBiasedOpinion Andy is amazing

@johnatandelacuso4174

5 жыл бұрын

He's got a lot of charisma and his timing is really good.

@bradypostma5167

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't he an actual actor? Like,for a living and outside of the LRR world of Internet fame?

@MSUHitman

5 жыл бұрын

Brady Postma Yes he is.

FUN FACT: In early beta stages of the game you could sell searched people's nude photos for money. It was removed to make the confiscation system more serious to add tension to the late game.

@imdrinke101

10 жыл бұрын

I need a legal source of this information from Dukope, otherwise it's a fake one.

@imdrinke101

10 жыл бұрын

Just was curious about his comments on it. Thanks for revealing such valuable information :3

@retronymph

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah, there's also some more pretty interesting stuff on the Papers, Please wiki on the page 'Game Development'

@alexroederer

10 жыл бұрын

That is an extremely funny coincidence! I had no idea.

@imdrinke101

9 жыл бұрын

Time to escape to Cobrastan.

"Clearly you have work" "I'm volenteer" "You don't get paid?" "Paid volenteer"

@PerfectAlibi1

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds like work to me...

@johnfalcon1822

2 жыл бұрын

"Barely qualifies for expenses. It's terrible. And no dental"

@gacharampa3861

2 жыл бұрын

You have work visa?

@PerfectAlibi1

2 жыл бұрын

@@gacharampa3861 Here you go.

@gacharampa3861

2 жыл бұрын

Work visa says you want to be teacher...

"Russian Mickey Mouse, Is like regular mouse only starving and dying of dysentery." I died.

@adamthehistorylover

2 жыл бұрын

So did Russian Mickey Mouse.

@JetInAJar

Жыл бұрын

Of dysentery or starving?

@jangschoen1019

Жыл бұрын

Oregon Trail Mickey Mouse or Russian?

I do not work, I am a paid volunteer.

@1Phase1

8 жыл бұрын

+Karmagician Best excuse for not having a job ever XD

@ahmedmir7823

8 жыл бұрын

TEACHERS NOT NEEDED NONE CAN READ

@khaledb1643

8 жыл бұрын

+Ahmed Mir HAHAHAHA

@notnis

8 жыл бұрын

+TheLoneVolfe i like that sentins

@opennerboy134

8 жыл бұрын

*reads book* "none of them can read"

"Teachers not needed, children cannot learn..." "W-what? Why?" "None of them can read..." From this setting. I see truthful symbolism.

He denied everyone, but found a reason to not get a citation. WHAT A LEGEND

@hambobanjo

4 жыл бұрын

He no get citation anyway, it is paid volunteering,

@stevengraham7574

4 жыл бұрын

@@hambobanjo it is work

@PerfectAlibi1

4 жыл бұрын

@@stevengraham7574 Barely qualified work, terrible benefits and no dental.

@youraverageyoutubeenjoyer4094

11 ай бұрын

you have work visa?

@macaco5861

10 ай бұрын

​@@youraverageyoutubeenjoyer4094Er... yes

"No bathrooms in Arstotzka" *WITH SUBTITLES* "No bathrooms in our stores yeah get out"

@jsm6846

3 жыл бұрын

They revamped the Subtitles but that subtitle makes it more funnier ngl.

-Here's my passport and ID card -No,Thanks already have one! Cool! 11\10

"Glory to Arstotska!" "Sure, whatever." lol

@ThePieGuy7302

3 жыл бұрын

lol

3:00 “My dear sweet only child, isn’t he beautiful” Shows picture of eggplant. *Must have gotten his kid from the salad bar*

@PerfectAlibi1

Жыл бұрын

Why didn't I get that till now?! 😅

0:34 - 0:38 Can we just appreciate this fast mood transition though?

"Did you just take bathroom break?" "What? Of course not. Of course not. No bathrooms in Arstotzka NO BATHROOMS IN ARSTOTZKA! GET OUT! NEXT!"

@cypher2207

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@kytiladdy

7 жыл бұрын

in Arstotzka we're so glorious, so we don't shit or piss :D

@cypher2207

7 жыл бұрын

@hzgzm s I'm not a Furry! This guy's a game character, his name's Ratchet!

@TheGamesTrain

7 жыл бұрын

people so hostile

@bumpusm

6 жыл бұрын

Then How You Poop On The Floor On Someone Face On The Roof

used to be steak bar, now salad bar.

@CrypticSpook

7 жыл бұрын

SALAD IS GOOD FOR YOU

@genericname6685

7 жыл бұрын

TheCreepyGamer I don't want

@CrypticSpook

7 жыл бұрын

Mr. Matrix Salad is good for you! Keeps you strong, support family!

@redactado266

7 жыл бұрын

+TheCreepyGamer but i dont want salad i want entry

@howwwwwwwwwww

7 жыл бұрын

"My dear sweet only child,Isn't he beautiful?"

“Immigration is way down, Since we replaced the border guards with lunatics from the asylum” 4:02

@atas2561

5 жыл бұрын

Why on earth would they do that?!?!

@SomePotatoMan

4 жыл бұрын

DAVIDTHEGALLADE Sudarto to decrease immigration duh

@bluesnake1713

4 жыл бұрын

"Excellent work, Lieutenant. I'll see to it that you're employee of the year this fall."

@CarefreeMan

3 жыл бұрын

*"Thank you, sir. Glory to Arstotzka."*

@CCrab_

3 жыл бұрын

@@CarefreeMan "Sure, Whatever."

"Here is passport and ID card." "No thank you, already have one." Comedy gold.

"employee of the year this fall"

@user-wt3lc7gy7u

4 жыл бұрын

Whatever, the month is still Potato, plenty of time

There need to be a sequel with Jorji and a detainment.

@Gigan007

4 жыл бұрын

EliteNerd97 And A Approved Scene

Years later and I still laugh about this. Classic....

@gemeosnosgames

Жыл бұрын

Normally, people likes more when an OG comment appears, but with this video and another one that was full of only OG comments, I like to see an recent comment like you, because it's proof that still today people see it.

Inspector : "CONGRATULATIONS!" Person : "I get in?!" Inspector : "Of course not" xDDDDD

@PerfectAlibi1

5 жыл бұрын

Person?! it's a dirty Kolechian, not a person...

3:30 papers please in a nutshell inspector:papers please entrant: **gives** inspector:are you from kolechia? entrant: yes inspector:CONGRATULATIONS! entrant: I get in? inspector : of course NOT

@PantsYT

5 жыл бұрын

basically first day in papers please

@alolanraticate691

5 жыл бұрын

@@PantsYT xD

"You sit down, no no, you no sit down there is no chair" "there is no work in Arzetotska"

@viperwok6564

7 жыл бұрын

Lol

@safak1943

6 жыл бұрын

b... but clearly you have work

@williammckeejr8384

6 жыл бұрын

Is volunteer.

@koniko1243

6 жыл бұрын

*Arstotzka

@vector2799

6 жыл бұрын

communisom in arstotzka

"Your height is different." "I'm wearing hee-" "DETAINED!"

"Children cannot learn" "what why" "they can not read NEXT"

I am volunteer, paid volunteer!

@Marinealver

8 жыл бұрын

+ArstotzkanOfficial Actually when you consider NFL and FIFA non-profit organizations that actually makes sense.

@michakieronski7709

8 жыл бұрын

It's sound like work to me

@michakieronski7709

8 жыл бұрын

It's sound like work to me

@erykhim

8 жыл бұрын

+ArstotzkanOfficial Maybe because you sell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@llalwiet2706

6 жыл бұрын

ArstotzkanOfficial Denied Only Ars

I'm reading all the comments with an accent. GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

@ALLxISxGONE

5 жыл бұрын

Sure, whatever.

@phantomforever309

5 жыл бұрын

I'm inspired.

This was actually the video that got me interested in watching loading ready run sketches and loading ready run in general. Thank you for keeping us entertained from the bottom of my heart

He’s the best admission out of all of em.

how did he not get citations?!

@blanjipan4484

7 жыл бұрын

It is paid volunteer not job.

@alexporter2687

7 жыл бұрын

***** ok

@alexporter2687

7 жыл бұрын

but you get citations in the original papers please

@henrivo

7 жыл бұрын

+Alex Porter This is a sketch and not the original game.

@alexporter2687

7 жыл бұрын

nitio5 but its based off the original game

What sort of Micky mouse operation are we running here

@lukevankleef4245

7 жыл бұрын

''We have Russian Mickey Mouse. Is just like regular Mouse but starving and dying from dysentery.''

@VintageGinger

7 жыл бұрын

Uh so sad child hood so sad

@thecaptain1575

6 жыл бұрын

VLADIMIR

@austinlatshaw1049

5 жыл бұрын

More stamps . *_N O W_*

@jimwormmaster

4 жыл бұрын

In the words of Cat from Red Dwarf.. "Mickey Mouse? We ain't even Donald Duck!"

Every dialogue with that border guy (because I felt like I had to) *"Hello! Hello! Welcome comedies (??)! Good, sit down. No, don't sit down, there's no chair.. stand up. Stand up is good. ??. How are you? Good to see you! Glory Arstotzka. Why are you here? You are here for enter. Ya, is only five lo (?). You give us cash. No American express!"* "I.. uh...-" *"Kidding! Of course, of course. Papers, please."* "I.. uh.. of course, yes, here." *"Yes. Good, is good, very good. What are you coming for to go. Yes, Arstotzka. Entry not guaranteed."* "I look for work" *" We have no work here, everyone unemployed."* "Uh.. but, clearly, you have work" *"I am volunteer."* "You don't get paid?" *"Paid volunteer."* "That sounds like work to me" *"Barely qualifies work. Benefits terrible, and no dental. You have work visa?"* "Uh, yes" *"Work visa says you wish to be teacher. Teachers not needed, children cannot learn."* "But... what? Why?" *"None of them can read. NEXT!"* *"Glory to Arstotzka! Papers, please."* "Please, I-I come to visit my son" *" Visit document's expired."* "What? I-I'm sure they are not. They expire on the twenty-first. It is nineteenth!" *"Today's twenty-seventh."* "No, it isn't!" *"Twenty-fifth."* "It is the nineteenth!" *"Twenty-third is best I can do."* "But its the nineteenth!" *"Fine, twentieth. But I swear to you, I got no lower."* "Okay, as you wish, uh.. it is the twentieth, but my papers don't expire to the twenty-first, they are still valid" *"Liers not welcome in Arstosska! NEXT!"* "Here's passport and id card" *"No, thank you, already have one."* "What?" *"Already have one, do not need to."* "But-" *"No, thank you. Maybe next year. NEXT! Have papers ready, walk quickly, no pushing!"* *"Welcome! Are you... hungry?"* "Here you go.. wait, what?" *"You like the ladies? Of corse you do. Take, Take."* *"They have good sallad bar. Used to be steak bar, but with world health crisis, childhood obisity, now use sallad bar. Still good! Only ten lo (?). All you can eat."* "I don't want" *"Sallad is good for you! Health is inportant! ???, strong live, long time. Take care of family. Take care of wife and kids. You want see picture?"* "But I don't want sallad, I want entry" *"My dear, sweet, only child. Isn't it beautiful? Good, strong nose."* *"And here, here is family. In tough times family inportant, ya".'* "Did you just take bathroom break?" *"What?! Of course not! Of course not. No bathrooms here. No bathrooms in Arstotzka! GET OUT! NEXT!"* *"Papers, please."* *"You are from Kolechia..."* "Yes" *"Congratulation!"* "I get in?" *"Of course not. You are randomly selected for complimentary x-ray photo section. Please, look at camera."* "Aygh" (I really dont know how to write what he's saying) *"This not look like you! REJECTED!"* *"Very good! Thank you. Please, exit through gift shop. Remember the photos available, only nineteen ninety-five lo (?) shipping and handeling. Glory to Arstotzka! NEXT!"* (Sorry for bad grammar and lack of vocabulary)

@Kluppinsky

3 жыл бұрын

damn, you have time. Thanks

Seeing this video in my recomended randomly after years of not keeping up with the channel, and it prompted me to pull an all nighter to binge Friday nights

"You're from Kolechia. Congratulations!" "I get in??" "Of course not" XD

@e_V__ilCA___t

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

19-POTATO-1982 best secret ever

@redacted653

8 жыл бұрын

Why did you guys and girls like this comentary? xD

@redacted653

8 жыл бұрын

Commentary*

@MultiTomtom98

8 жыл бұрын

+Geoffly Henfrenson secret?

@failedabortion1894

8 жыл бұрын

+Geoffly Henfrenson 69 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@failedabortion1894

8 жыл бұрын

+Geoffly Henfrenson i ruined it

"Please exit through gift shop, commemorative photos available only 19.95 plus shiping and handling. Glory to arstozka NEXT!"

This skit was so ahead of it's tiem.

Denied, NEXT! Denied, NEXT! Denied, NEXT! Denied, NEXT! Denied, NEXT! Repeat for all of Arstotzkan eternity AND REMEMBER: Glory to Arstotzka

@celiachong23

8 жыл бұрын

+Bloodwar 500 LOLOLOLOLOL

@sharkymcsnarkface6642

8 жыл бұрын

I love the smell of citations in the morning.

@Daniel-zr4yr

8 жыл бұрын

+Bloodwar 500 lol i should do that do

@nickbreau4373

8 жыл бұрын

He is doing a Donald trump run

@ethan8636

8 жыл бұрын

+MateFace NEXT!!

Russian Micky Mouse is like regular Mickey Mouse but starving and dying of dysentery

@DalekStan

8 жыл бұрын

+Joseph Stalin Hello again Stalin... I saw a comment from you a loooooooong time ago.

@Drakonya08

8 жыл бұрын

If only he could have kept that going

Guy: Here's passport and Id card. Inspector: No thanks, I already have one. NEXT!

“GASP! This not look like you rejected!”

- "This document's expired." + "What? I--I'm sure they are not. They expire on the 21th. It is 19th!" - "Today is 27th." + "No, it isn't?" - "25th..." + "It is 19th!" - "23rd is best I can do." + "But it's 19th!" - "Fine... 20th, but I swear to you; I go no lower." + "Okay... As you wish. It is 20th. But my papers don't expire until 21st. They are still valid." - "Liars not welcome in Arztotska!" *stamp* "NEXT!"

@spartanspaceman5876

6 жыл бұрын

Yes... We saw the video also

@sheepo886

4 жыл бұрын

We saw the video

@somefries3101

4 жыл бұрын

@@ifeelcoke4347 they call you in your school

@ifeelcoke4347

4 жыл бұрын

TheYellowTeam yes my friends call me in school at times point being?

@the_zestylime

4 жыл бұрын

@@ifeelcoke4347 how embarrassing. Better luck next time

19-potato 1982

@thomasmcginley7944

8 жыл бұрын

It is 27th

@Greyghostvol1

8 жыл бұрын

No, it's the 19th

@thomasmcginley7944

8 жыл бұрын

+Greyghostvol1 25th

@Greyghostvol1

8 жыл бұрын

Thomas McGinley no it isnt.

@thomasmcginley7944

8 жыл бұрын

+Greyghostvol1 23rd is best I can do

3:16 "no bathrooms in arstotzka" XD

The algorithm tells me to watch this again, I watch this again. Glory to Arstotzka!

Teachers not needed children cannot learn. NEXT!

@MoNkEyMaStErEpicMonkey

8 жыл бұрын

+Yuna McLoughlin Are You related to jacksepticeye?

@theresistantbullet6138

8 жыл бұрын

+MoNkEy MaStEr (Epic Monkey) Are you stupid? That is just a picture of Sean. For god's sake... stupid people in my line. NEXT!

@axelnygren97

8 жыл бұрын

TheResistantBullet i see what you did there

@BbBbBbBbBbBbA

6 жыл бұрын

Go away wannabe

@BbBbBbBbBbBbA

6 жыл бұрын

Trendy Hashesh no its just a wannabe

There are no games in Arstotzka, people are bored constantly especially children. NEXT!

@gregnes2000

9 жыл бұрын

***** Arstotzkans are all athiests, no other religion allowed. *NEXT!*

@ImmortanDan

9 жыл бұрын

gregnes2000 Atheism isn't a religion. *NEXT!!*

@HazardHillz

9 жыл бұрын

***** No anything allowed... except Glory to Arstotzkans *NEXT*

@ImmortanDan

9 жыл бұрын

GIANT RAT We are also allowed a mouth to yell *NEXT!*

@MultiDocdoom

9 жыл бұрын

***** youve been denied entry. Arstotzkan constitution no allow free speech. You not Arstotzkan and your picture doesn't match the name for profile. DENIED

Ahhh the memories... thank you algorithm so much

"What is passport?" "Denied? What for?" I can see why teachers can't help these people.

Your son is sick and needs medicine.

@cillababe420

9 жыл бұрын

Son:dead

@Firestar4041

9 жыл бұрын

Smosher34 Uncel: ok

@cillababe420

9 жыл бұрын

***** Mother in law:dead Wife: dead Neice Very sick hungry cold

@wilhd123

9 жыл бұрын

nah he can have some food. If he die from disease

@ComradeDragon1957

9 жыл бұрын

Smosher34 My life is worse....Son:Dead Wife:Dead; Uncle:Dead Neice:Dead Mother in Law:HEALTHY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Most accurate representation of Papers, Please

@NeilM

9 жыл бұрын

gr8

0:48 when class is left alone and another teacher comes in and tell's us to do our work

-İ want to be police in artotzka. -You cant, -Why? -There are no polices in artotzka, Robbers steal others' house every day. NEXT! 😂😂😂

@thorns.1364

5 жыл бұрын

no.

@BbBbBbBbBbBbA

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like an over exaggerated joke made by a 7 year old

_Papers, please.._ You are from Kolechia.. Yes. *CONGRATULATIONS!* I get in? :D Of course not, you are randomly selected for complimentary X-Ray photo session. Please look at camera... [snap] *_Aye!_* *gasp* _THIS DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU! _*_REJECTED!_*

@juniorfio1196

7 жыл бұрын

Boarder Guard: Work visa says you wish to be teacher.... Teachers not needed, children cannot learn. Person: What? Why? Boarder Guard: non of them can read.

@SomePotatoMan

4 жыл бұрын

junior fio *N E X T*

@elsebas3167

4 жыл бұрын

ComoEsPosible! Arriba España

@JamesTrifolium

3 жыл бұрын

Listened several times, I heard culture every time.

@halcyonXT

2 жыл бұрын

Who the fuсk needed a transcript

REGULAR Guard: It is a good salad bar! Girl: But i dont want salad i want entry! WITH SUBTITLES Guard: Is good salad bar! Girl: But i dont want salad i want mp3 xD

@legendaryshotgun3931

8 жыл бұрын

At least it did what it did to say all of that stuff.

@voxarts933

8 жыл бұрын

+Ivo Djus REGULAR guard: Papers please Subtitles :": Guard: Papers displays :D:D:D:D:D

"NO BATHROOMS IN ARSTOTZKA"

Lady: Did you take bathroom break? Inspector: No Bathrooms in Arstotzka

"We have no work here. Everyone unemployed." "Uhhh... but clearly you have work." "I am volunteer." "You don't get paid?" "Paid volunteer." "That sound like work to me." "Barely qualifies work. Benefits terrible, and no dental."

Next! Papers please. here you go. Duration of stay? Forever. Purpose? Engineer. We do not know what engineer is, we know what engine is. But you are not one. bu... GET OUT OF MY LINE! NEXT! papers please...

This video never gets old i'm still watching it in 2024

2:34"the real glory of aristotzka" I'M DEAD LMAO

So I hear Europe is having a migration problem... I think we know the solution.

@_Muzolf

8 жыл бұрын

+Rowrin Come to Hungary, you will see many Imigrants on Serbian Border. No entry, only paperwork and armed guards. Yes we know you call them refugess, no refugees in Hungary, go trough Croatian minefield if you want to pass. This is not transit country. Do not take it personal, we hate eachother too. NEXT!

You've been selected for complimentary X-ray exam, please look at camera. HUH THIS NOT LOOK LIKE YOU! REJECTED

@BbBbBbBbBbBbA

6 жыл бұрын

I see your name matches your personality

@okman7933

4 жыл бұрын

ThatMilkshake 04 oh shit shots fired

The acting is superb lmao!

That's how you handle immigration in Eastern Europe! No one gets in, no one gets out! End of story! *GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!*

Citation - No denial reason given Penalty assessed: 3000 credits.

@apexjjh5603

8 жыл бұрын

Citation: Too many credits, with the order of the ezic star Penalty assessed: 1'000'000 credits

I'm still watching this. I think I've memorised most of the lines. If I dream about it I'm going to see a therapist.

@dickzabreesky7435

9 жыл бұрын

No therapist, only border control.

@edisontrent618

9 жыл бұрын

Well, I dreamed about it last night. Time to go be a border guard.

"You are from Kolechia..." "Uh-huh" "Congratulations!" "I get in?" "Of course not! You have been randomly selected for Complementary X-Ray Photo Session, please look at camera" It's so accurate it's great.

3:52 he plays such a good charictor, I want to see this in a Tv show!

Russian Mickey Mouse. Is like regular Mouse but is starving and dying of dysentery. #SNIFF# Is sad childhood.

@traeyboy529

5 жыл бұрын

LOL! That's literally pathetically hilarious.

@bmanb2099

3 жыл бұрын

EAST GERMAN mickey mouse

Is the intro a 8-bit version of Rattlesnake Shake?

@loadingreadyrun

10 жыл бұрын

It's what we imagine is happening in the game Papers, Please

@IVAN3DX

8 жыл бұрын

Mr Waffles It doesn't sound much like it, but very similar to the riff from Rattlesnake Shake

@robbiewalker2831

8 жыл бұрын

+loadingreadyrun I would totally see this as a movie.

@owenking3307

8 жыл бұрын

Did anyone see the escapists at black screen at start?

@adicooli1711

8 жыл бұрын

+owen king i did

I would watch an hour of this, that guard is so entertaining

Never get tired of watching this.

THE OFFICER DIDNT SAY GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA HE MUST BE PUT TO THE FIRING LANDS

One of the best parodies i´ve ever seen on the net and tv! Laughing every time =)

Glory to arstotzka

person 1: I want to be a cashier person 2: not needed no money in arstodka NEXT!

Because of this video I picked up Papers, Please and played it twice. Great game!

When your whole job application is based on lottery😂

i love when this gets recommended to me again.

"Here passport and visa" "No thanks i already have" *rejects him*

Best free advertising for a game ever. And this game is very addictive.

this is still one of my fav sketches

That reminds me of this guy that said “the game is too easy, because if you just deny entry to everyone you earn so much it overcomes the penalties”

19-Potato-1982 No bathrooms in Arstotzka!NEXT!

@crubby6763

9 жыл бұрын

He din't wash his hands...EBOLA 2014 SEPTEMBER 13th!

@RamonaViking

9 жыл бұрын

Brandon DrakeSanchez But, don't you mean October 13th?

@crubby6763

9 жыл бұрын

No it is the September 13th... (That Crazy Guy Skit)

@ComradeDragon1957

9 жыл бұрын

Brandon DrakeSanchez No its Potato 19th 1982!Get the date right people!

@crubby6763

9 жыл бұрын

.-. Potato 22nd Your Visa Expired

I'm going through some tough times at the moment, and Andy always makes me laugh until I cry (for good reasons) in this video. I love you guys so much.

@alexanderthegreat-mx5zu

Жыл бұрын

​@tea cooper he's dead

the older i grow the more I appreciate this video

Wholesome. Hilarious. Fun for the whole family.

Hello everyone, and welcome to U.S-Mexico Border Simulator

@mgab6387

9 жыл бұрын

U.S. Mexican Border Simulator 2013 You forget 2013 DETAIN! LOL jk :)

@bernardobiritiki

8 жыл бұрын

no in this game you can accept entry in the us mexican border you only have the deny stamp that is hotwired to the arrest buttonso you only have to press one thing

@asperRader

8 жыл бұрын

+bernardobiritiki That sounds hard.

@inusberard5686

8 жыл бұрын

+Thou art blessed with the gift of the longest usernames, shall thee use them well. Very easy. If they are coming INTO the US their passport is obvious forgery or not valid.

@asperRader

8 жыл бұрын

Inus Berard that was sarcasm, my inexperienced amigo

This fandom is growing. Slowly.

@UksiHattu12

8 жыл бұрын

Fandom got a huge growth from Jack. I forgot Papers, Please until Jack played t

@simonpetersen7067

8 жыл бұрын

+Vilky Toles GLORY #GREATEST COUNTRY #ARTSTOZKA PROUD

@simonpetersen7067

8 жыл бұрын

Arstotzka*

@21owlgirl72

8 жыл бұрын

+TheFanGirlsStoryTellers like the line.

@JulianCinema

8 жыл бұрын

*whispers* glory to Arstotzka

Westward Ho! Is a seaside town in North Devon in England. One of the few places to have an "!" In the name.

This inspector is so good that he never gets citations when he denies everyone when they are clear for entry.

"Next! Have papers ready, walk quickly no pushing." IM DYING