Scary thing is, that powder seems to be extremely deadly in very small quantities, and he just got it on his stamp...

@Ian-ji6kz

5 жыл бұрын

It's probably Anthrax

@TwentyThrill

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, can't stop thinking about it 😂

@bloxiagamer3907

5 жыл бұрын

It's probably expired baking soda. EDIT: Thanks for the likes!

@b3ygghsas

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ian-ji6kz Nah, Anthrax doesn't kill you that fast, it would probably take a few days, that guy just died after 15 seconds of exposure

@b3ygghsas

5 жыл бұрын

@@DTEOAnimates Why would both of them smell their thumb? It's clearly something that you skin absorbs and kills you extremely fast, with internal bleeding included

BREAKING NEWS!!: DJ KAHLED REJECTED FROM ASTORZKA

@jazepol

5 жыл бұрын

BREAKING NEWS!!: A SECURITY OFFICER IS DEAD

@varunsvinu

5 жыл бұрын

Breaking news! The day was over!!

@texttales696

4 жыл бұрын

BREAKING NEWS: A NEW DAY HAS STARTED!!

@arianamarie8442

4 жыл бұрын

BREAKING NEWS: THE DAY IS OVER *AGAIN* !

@ashers1930

4 жыл бұрын

Breaking news fornite dies

I can’t get over “Arstoka Hero”

@EriksGarbage

4 жыл бұрын

glory to arstoka

@Woomiasty

4 жыл бұрын

@Tsukasa's Face When Stealing A Belt day 18. Son's birthday is on day 19

@stultus8107

2 жыл бұрын

@Oki crayon set, also its not necessary, but if you don't you will forever be taunted i starved and froze my family to buy it

hmm the stamp touched the powder, next (few) passes should be poisoned too.

@jonyt3hchunk

4 жыл бұрын

GoodOlKuro it touched the side that was used to push it down not the exposed side.

@jonyt3hchunk

4 жыл бұрын

NEVERMIND. I thought he did it how I did witch is through the paper itself.

@twistedaxles9126

3 жыл бұрын

After the day was cut short they would have probably replaced them.

@justanotherguy1122

2 жыл бұрын

Well, in the news the next day, its says: "Poison hospitalizes several."

How exactly the word "hi Evan" can have a meaning of an entire sentence, but to say 'next' you have to say "whiiwasiaqwaioaaweee"

@ryankim9749

4 жыл бұрын

The "hi evan" is a "ihe" put through the Mac OSX terminal's say command with certain filter. No idea what "next" is though. Other sounds, the guards detaining people, are "gishtot" and the request for papers is "ehua?"

@alguienconunvideojuego4606

4 жыл бұрын

In german he means "come on, go ahead"

@NotBart

4 жыл бұрын

@Ryan Kim Someone said that "gishtot" is suppousted to be "restrain" in a russian accent. Can't verify that though, because i'm not russian. Also when i hear "euha" i kind of make out the word "paper".

@boredome_

4 жыл бұрын

@@NotBart for some reason I can't hear "restrain", im russian.

@NotBart

4 жыл бұрын

borдt idk some guy said it so idk if its true but probably not

I love how after the first citation, he frantically checks the next person to make sure he doesn’t get another.

@magnusvonbraun9870

22 күн бұрын

That's literally most people playing Papers Please. After the first citation, they start playing more calculated and slower.

3:39 good job, stamp his ID, make sure that press remember to bring his permit 😂😂

@ing12542

5 жыл бұрын

Reza B WzzwswwWww

@unknownxheats

5 жыл бұрын

l

@MootjeNL

5 жыл бұрын

What happens if you Let him through

@Petidani0330

5 жыл бұрын

Fucking journalists...

@cietek0033

2 жыл бұрын

@@MootjeNL you fail the task

i love how he stamped the international press identification card

I am tempted to touch the powder. And I died.

@skywarslord4680

4 жыл бұрын

Rip

@psionikal

4 жыл бұрын

turns out it's polonium

I was never good at this game but 22 citations seems excessive 😂😂😂

@VaasMontenegro12

5 жыл бұрын

Jasmine Hawker it's 22 citations over the entire playthrough, and I think this is like day 17? so it's quite easy to get 22 mistakes in 17 days, especially if you're new to the game

@mattthegamerhongkong6948

4 жыл бұрын

@@VaasMontenegro12 The citations are counted from Day 10 to 20 inclusive for the second visit

@VaasMontenegro12

4 жыл бұрын

MattTheGamerHongKong oh true, my mistake

@n1ghtmare420

4 жыл бұрын

I had 12

@luz9066

Жыл бұрын

I always get like 8 and most of them are from bribes or ezic tasks lol. And 2 or 3 screw ups

What happens if you poison the delegate you are told to let through?

@Woomiasty

Жыл бұрын

You can't, you only have the poison on day 20 and she comes on day 25

@PaperCutsHurtALot

Жыл бұрын

I use the poison on the international press lady/guy. It actually works to stop Khaled Istom! (:

*Ezic member enters booth* Me: Oh good, new sketchy missions! *Ezic member hands over paper to you* Me: *opens paper* Letter: _We’ve upgraded our privacy policy_ Me: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

@victoralexandervinkenes9193

11 күн бұрын

U mad, bro?

hi evan hi evan hi evan hi evan payper hi evan hi evan payper whaiwhaiwhaiwheiwhaiwee payper hi evan hi evan whaiwhaiwhaiwheiwhaiwee payper hi evan hi evan hi evan

@wartownie

6 жыл бұрын

average conversation in arztotzka

@Kremlinbot-mz1cm

6 жыл бұрын

Glory to Arstozka

@xx_yaiime_xx3072

5 жыл бұрын

Paper*

@tangerin_han

5 жыл бұрын

Papers I've them

@medicalcal

5 жыл бұрын

magic school bus WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

5:25 to find out how to poison Khaled. Nice dude!

@arathsg9824

8 жыл бұрын

Hahhahahahha nice dude

@kozelrc3225

6 жыл бұрын

Yan Gomes lol I was looking for 2toriel

@distinctive1017

5 жыл бұрын

What if you decline

@jonyt3hchunk

4 жыл бұрын

Distinctive 101 prolly still dies.

@ourladypeace3

4 жыл бұрын

They poisoned DJ Khaled

QUESTION : this doesnt look like you. ANSWER : i had surgery ME : CMON DETAIN BUTTON WTF

@cykablyatthemovie2424

4 жыл бұрын

tf? it can still be valid.

@--_9623

4 жыл бұрын

@@cykablyatthemovie2424 yea

@midget48

4 жыл бұрын

Cyka Blyat: The Movie r/woooooosh

Turn captions on for a fun time.

@xxcoolguyxx3275

6 жыл бұрын

Forgotten Potato hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

@some1112

6 жыл бұрын

I haven't

@some1112

6 жыл бұрын

Hyah

@heyitsamy1771

6 жыл бұрын

It’s just hard

@astra8815

6 жыл бұрын

Hyah.

who else stamped the powder into an innocent person lol

@S20171

5 жыл бұрын

only you

@nikel-

4 жыл бұрын

I watched a speedrun used it against an innocent civil to cut the time

@aquiles7514

4 жыл бұрын

A small price to pay for salvation

@donovanmahan2901

4 жыл бұрын

A small price to pay for--some seconds

0:22 turn on subtitle its funny

@buddy9075

5 жыл бұрын

Kelvin Chong there’s nothing funny Oof

@mbakwangy5773

5 жыл бұрын

I haven't I haven't I haven't *hyah hyah hyah hyah hyah hyah hyah hyah*

@abelshevcenko

4 жыл бұрын

ha ha funnyyyy

@LikeWagon

4 жыл бұрын

*Days with Auto generated captions*

@NightmareStar1215

4 жыл бұрын

One time it said after a good hey hey hey

What if you save that powder and go give it on the Eriz’s paper next time the agent comes xD

@Julian-xi5iz

5 жыл бұрын

You can't. It is disappeared the next day

@blackjackgameplay5169

Жыл бұрын

@@Julian-xi5iz but imagine if you could.

i love how reporters expect to enter with a press pass BOI its not a goddamn facility or some shit its a country

"After a hood - hey hey hey hey"

Bro who gifts the son the crayons, this is a fine giver

@Bashteur

Жыл бұрын

@SilverSwordGames no i didn’t deep shit

„And your performance is *terrible* *gives him an plague* Me: yes, really *terrible*

@afraidoffear

2 жыл бұрын

*And also proceeds to give him 22 credits*

1:37 -Que, que es esto? -JUSTICIA!!!

@santiagogutierrez1052

4 жыл бұрын

Por fin un comentario es en español :'v

Is it possible to poison the diplomat you're supposed to let in?

@Altermerea

Жыл бұрын

No, the diplomat meets you on the next day.

@NunyaBiznes100

Жыл бұрын

@@Altermerea for 3 years I've been on the edge of my seat searching for an answer, thank you so much

@KARMA-gr4uh

Жыл бұрын

@@NunyaBiznes100 he came back

@monsoon6495

Жыл бұрын

@@NunyaBiznes100 Lmaooo

i just love how we survived

I do the same: i put the drawing and stuff but when the inspector comes i put them in my desk

Nobody: Captions: *Hi Evan*

2:38 I feel you, bro

2:40 invalid gender? no it was a Tumblr User

@popcornmaster1419

6 жыл бұрын

If she was a tumbrl user, sorry i mean he/she/they were a tumblr user, he/she/they would have had the "MFGABDD" gender, aka the Male Female Genderfluid Agender Bigender Demiboy Demigirl gender. Then again, this game happens before 2010, so in this case you could only choose between those filthy 2 genders.

@noVva555

6 жыл бұрын

I'm not a mr or ms Mirror what? Ｉｄｉｎｔｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄａｓｉｎｇｌｅｔｈｉｎｇ

@northarlem

6 жыл бұрын

I'm not a mr or ms Mirror You have to be this stupid, or this has to be a joke.

@thinkingemoji5924

5 жыл бұрын

Overused joke

Well that’s a traumatizing way to end a work shift 0.0

4:06 *Halhar* *Infigar* I see the developers are people of culture too.

@keleee

8 ай бұрын

?

What happens if you put the poison on the stamp but deny him

@user-lc2dq1pd4q

Жыл бұрын

He'll leave the checkpoint and die. Moreover, two people nearby will share his destiny

во, спасибо. а я как дурак не пойму чего ему надо... уже и печатью пробовал прижимать (типа ж сильно надо), и так тыкал и давать пробовал.. а оно всё так просто

Caption : "I haven't I haven't I haven't hyah hyah hyah hyah hyah and oh, hey, hey, hi, Evan, hey, hi, Evan" rise and repeat, make this relatable.

is there a way you dont put approve on poison and he realises it or what happens if you deny him?

@vlrginizer927

Жыл бұрын

If you deny him he would pass next to the line and kill a bunch of people with the poison

It killed the guard too!

Captions: *I haven't I haven't I haven't hyah hyah hyah*

I wonder why the game creator didn’t get people to do voice acting for this game besides “I have heard.,”

@KingThrillgore

9 ай бұрын

Money

subtitles: on have fun the seizure

Sat at the general speaking waiting for him to speak again for a good 5 minutes until i realized i paused the video

a r s t o k a h e r o p a p a

what happens if you deny him?

@mistertree553

6 жыл бұрын

jacob choi what if you don’t poison him?

@kennedytheretard975

6 жыл бұрын

jacob choi and more people got the poison

@ploppityploppity5611

6 жыл бұрын

What if you put the poison on another person's passport?

@kel000001

6 жыл бұрын

Copper Lightvale make an educated guess

@ploppityploppity5611

6 жыл бұрын

Kelvin Chu I guess you get arrested.

If you turn on captions _____your welcome_____ ;)

Turned my captions on and it just said what it heard

"Here, take this deadly powder that can kill you in literal seconds in the worst way possible, it wont affect you at all!"

When u click for next person i prety sure it say "Lets go come on dude"

hollup my boi istom being anthraxed

What day does the green guard show up?

I haven't I haven't I haven't That only I hear

What happened at the end?!

THANK YOU!

At the start the captions say "i haven't" and "hyah" XD

Put the powder on the news guy’s card

The ending intro is like oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh...so that's his plan,the guy who use powder and then he commited suicide and the guard touch him and he died,so that's why the guy who using the powder is the teroris

How did the inspector survive contact w the poison or whatever?

Person couldn't even spell the name of "THE GREATEST COUNTRY, ARSTOTZKA"? To the gulag they go

@EriksGarbage

4 жыл бұрын

arstoka

3:20 this guy perfectly fits modern tumblr reporters

@christiansantillan184

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

*_Arstotzka Arskickers Division_* lol

That reported wanted a visa stamp, he got it.

Glory to Arztotzka, I guess.

Scooby, this isn't weed

How do you spell his name wrong? It is literally in front of you.

The green soldier is Sergiu

How do you have 22 citations?

My best guess is that was etorphine.

Turn on captions

НERE HE IS, DJ KAHLED

Captions: Hyah Hyah Hyah Hyah Hya Hyah Hyah Hyah Hyah Hyah Hyah

Just saying if Man in Red was Khaled Istom

urod he was from antegria so he was the assasin

Can you do it with Jo, Suke?

i haven’t i haven’t i haven’t hyah hyah hyah

That piersouska i didnt find her thats why im not playing papers please how the hack do you guys find her

Turn on captions its funny

Okay but how do you have £400 in savings 😂

@JuanHerrero

6 жыл бұрын

£? This is glorious Arstotzka money, not filthy Britisher scrip.

@Elelicksa

6 жыл бұрын

Easy mode

Glory Greatest Country Mother Proud

5:51 so much to say next bruv 😭😭😭

Nobody: English subtitles: *I haven't intensifies*

WAIT WHAT? BEFORE THE FIRST PERSON YOU HAVE A DEAD TIME? I didn't even read the new rules sometimes bcz i though the day was 2 short

3:42 Dont they know what communism is?

ok soo....you have to kill him if your not doing ezic tasks?

I only arrest people when they have Fake Passports or are Wanted.

Dj Khaled left the chat

DJ KAHLED!

Wait could you put that powder on anyone’s passport, or would it not allow u to

@batch_2731

5 жыл бұрын

You can put it on any passport however you'll receive an ending for killing a civilian. If you touch the powder you get sent back to the title screen. If you don't use it then it dissappears so if you don't wanna help ezic just approve the passport and let him live.

@tyronisback5747

5 жыл бұрын

Chris Batchelor then how come u can use it on his and u won’t get an ending

@batch_2731

5 жыл бұрын

@@tyronisback5747 because poisoning Khaled Istom is an optional objective that you need to get Ending 19. There are 20 endings to this game requiring different objectives such as killing your family, helping Ezic, Refusing Ezic. Killing your family and getting into debt.

@vyssequeeve

Жыл бұрын

You can poison anyone you want, if you're going for Ending 20, just don't poison Khaled. Literally anyone else is fine. So what did I do? I poisoned the reporter. Reporters in the game are dumb af.

Captions make me sick

Glory to Artztotzka

Is this all the stock game, or is it modded?

@Diamontspliter

5 жыл бұрын

Stock

lmao o remember detaining him

HalHar Infigar reminded me of Magi anime xD

The face on one of the entrant didn't match with her entry boss picture.

*KA-BOOM* oh no no no.......

5:17 no problem

Glory to Arstoka

What happens when you use the powder and then deny entry?

@batch_2731

5 жыл бұрын

He dies and takes a few civilians with him before they run away.

@blueggplant

Жыл бұрын

​@@batch_2731 Did the game over after next day?

Gloria a Aristozka

WTF how did you get 22 citations

I want to play this

Subtitble: Hyah hyah hyah hyah