The cat even takes a moment to stop and check the kid first before continuing after the dog. What a badass. You go kitty!

@disclaimer.imjokin

Жыл бұрын

Hopefully that dog got put down

"If you wanna play real life Tekken, you need a permit." Hahaha.

@lebethonii6683

4 жыл бұрын

35

@user-wb4nw

4 жыл бұрын

Oh the nostalgia of tekken

2:45 - God damn that cat is a Hero!

I’m 52 and Ozzyman is the funniest guy I’ve heard in a long time. I could watch this all day long.....😂🇦🇺

The Korean fight was faker than a 3 dollar bill It was still fun to watch, I'll give them that.

@patrickryan849

4 жыл бұрын

lol i dont know if u copied my profile pick or i copied urs

@difallic

4 жыл бұрын

Nah I doubt this is fake. As someone who lives in South Korea, the citizens can be quite.... violent

@zawarudo2095

4 жыл бұрын

Like yeah who would punch back a cop and how he f did he miss him eith that chair

@dabeastfromdaweast9788

4 жыл бұрын

@@zawarudo2095 it's the way he punched the cop that got me. He was Bruce Lee with the drunk guy dodging kicks and blasting him in the stomach with snap kicks, but then when he punches the cop he throws the widest and and most exaggerated punch like he's 5 years old.

@pegihadrianto9356

4 жыл бұрын

It was for a movie you idiot

“You ate my kids! It hurt my feelings!“ “Aw, sorry.“ “Thank you.“ This was beautiful.

@tropic6159

4 жыл бұрын

Name where

@lachlansprod1507

4 жыл бұрын

Sunshi 9 11

@neutronenstern.

4 ай бұрын

​@@tropic6159 name there

9:39 I cant believe how the seal gave them a 'Cant believe they ain't given me back my hard earned food' stare

@Ddalgiichigo

Жыл бұрын

Na that was his fish the bastards

@neutronenstern.

4 ай бұрын

7:20

@neutronenstern.

4 ай бұрын

This was my face the other day, when i walked into a local store to grab my favorite chips, but then another guy took the whole box of like 10packages out of the cupboard right in front of my face. But then when he realized my face he was very very kind and said: you can have one if you want to.

The arguing dogs (3:48) and the doggy on the slide (11:37) are the most hilariously done, in my opinion.

This guy can read off his grocery list , and I'll pay to listen him .

@nekotheratweeniee1980

3 жыл бұрын

I want him to commentate my funeral for my family/friends. Most of us share a warped sense of humor so it'd be amazing.

@ariadneschild8460

3 жыл бұрын

😆😅🤣

@howardmulvihill6726

3 жыл бұрын

I would love him on my answering machine!

@stradegy3338

2 жыл бұрын

3:59 lmao "have you ever read the Quran"

@BobbySacamano

2 жыл бұрын

So pay to listen to him! Join or get a Cameo!

Please don't ever stop reviewing things. Go as long as you can in doing this but just don't stop anytime soon 😂

@nipunparadkar9458

6 жыл бұрын

Fuck yes mate. Fuck yes!

@supernana7263

5 жыл бұрын

@@Jianju69 this wanker*

@richardsherman2286

5 жыл бұрын

"Go as long as you can doing this but just don't stop anytime soon".

@gtrfuyen2924

4 жыл бұрын

Do a review when ww3 start XD

@Kai0nTheMoon

Жыл бұрын

@@gtrfuyen2924 The way things are going, that could be any day now. 😕

"Woody and the big fack off yellow bellied snake" That line with the terminator theme playing in the background was amazing lolol

Ozzy Man has an unparalleled ability to imagine what is going on inside an animal's head...priceless and hilarious 👍

The dog and gate-opening metaphor for keyboard-warriors stepping into reality, is _so_ good

@genericusername6644

5 жыл бұрын

tree buoy Or when there mum calls them out of the basement for snacks

@geniusmarcsays2434

5 жыл бұрын

hahahaha all of them disappear, notice how when it's half open he comes back and still barks inside the gate

Ozzy you really let me down... Why would you review fake videos you can clearly see that the goose is an professional actor.

@robinpanzer6230

6 жыл бұрын

If you don‘t believe me look him up on imdb. His name is Goosy mc Gooseface

@captainelimaine1

6 жыл бұрын

OK, Robin can be a boy's or girl's name. Either way, I want to marry you.

@tyronepoynting2426

6 жыл бұрын

He reviews Ozzy man reviews OK think twice before ya say anything

@hudsonjaxson8877

6 жыл бұрын

He doesnt fucking care, its awesome. Listen to what ozzy says dumbasd

@soggynugget7304

6 жыл бұрын

Robin Panzer lmao

“Educate yourself educate yourself!” Is so accurate lol

I’d just like to thank this channel for existing.

Lol!!! 🤣😅 Arguing on the internet! 'Educate yourself. Educate yourself' Wow😂😂😂😂

@SaadKhan-yw3dg

4 жыл бұрын

@EL CID But have you read the Quran?

@SaadKhan-yw3dg

4 жыл бұрын

@EL CID What makes you think he did?

@SaadKhan-yw3dg

4 жыл бұрын

@EL CID No

@SaadKhan-yw3dg

4 жыл бұрын

@EL CID Prove it.

@SaadKhan-yw3dg

4 жыл бұрын

@EL CID I believe in the Quran not random possibly fake statements from Ayatollah Khomeini. In the Quran anal sex is forbidden. Sex before marriage is forbidden. Abuse of children is definitely forbidden. Non consensual sex is forbidden. The punishment for these crimes under sharia law is the death penalty. The prophet has never said anything like this and you will never be able to prove these statements as you were not there at the time.

"What about the LAWS OF THE GOOSE!" - Ozzyman, 2018

@DowntownSound1

5 жыл бұрын

Abhishek Tarafdar 😂😃🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂That shit made you Laugh too!???? That same shit cracked me up when he said it !"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LAWS OF THE GOOSE!!!!!!!!!"🤣SANAVABITCH!!!!!✌✌✌✌✌🤣

@a.t.3192

5 жыл бұрын

Simple Dreaming. Soñando Fácil. TTYL IKR! LOL 😂😂😂😂👌👌 THE LAWS OF THE GOOSE!

@DowntownSound1

5 жыл бұрын

Abhishek Tarafdar 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂👍👍

@HawkinaBox

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO!

@luctranchemontagne5341

5 жыл бұрын

Only repeated what the goose said

one of my favorite ozzy man line: "educate yourself!" lol

now i'm imagining seals dragging full grown cows to the sea

@Oss.2A

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha Looool!! U made me imagine it too 😂🤣🤣

Every time there's a fight he says "Welcome to fight day" XD

@anvil9263

6 жыл бұрын

na fuck you na fuck you na fuck you

@sriramprabhakaran8686

6 жыл бұрын

You missed deadlock😂

That arguing on the internet one was proper gold 😂😂

@thelankylegendshow182

6 жыл бұрын

XEWOKX2K09 "nah fuck you" "Nah fuck you" "Nah fuck you" "Have you even read the Khurran?"

@ryanfitz2214

6 жыл бұрын

And the black dog just runs in and says “pussy”😂😂

@jeygee3736

2 жыл бұрын

Educate urself

"Have you even read the Koran?" 😂😂😂

@-_-AJ

3 жыл бұрын

Quran*

@tunberong114

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha..ozzy man really great..can stop laughing heard that..mean dog is haram to touch just in islam...

@goldzen3019

3 жыл бұрын

@@tunberong114 not true

@Sal-et6um

3 жыл бұрын

@@tunberong114 its not. you muppet

@mahrusahmed1208

3 жыл бұрын

HE didnt mean any offense but its so true

“You criminal goose” 😂😂😂 1:55

@miguelurrutdarkorangefan2750

Жыл бұрын

Canadian Cobra Chicken

Some people are just naturally funny. This guy is the best 🤣🤣

I never realised but the goose was protecting his ladygoose and her eggs

@nomolos82

4 жыл бұрын

You mean protecting his sheilaGoose

@j.h.6633

3 жыл бұрын

It was a Gander then not a goose

@blurp9054

3 жыл бұрын

A simp goose

@joehostile4541

3 жыл бұрын

How were able to write this comment if you never realized what you just said? And also that’s why that guy was a dickhead for going after the goose and trying to intimidate it. The goose will never stop charging/dive bombing to protect its eggs until it’s dead or the threat is gone.

@oscar12ty

3 жыл бұрын

@@joehostile4541 because i never realised it? and he was just going to work or something he is not a dickhead for walking past a goose

“You look excellent Hamish” It’s extremely rare to see my name in a video, I know it can be quite common in Australia but I’m Scottish. Thanks mate!

14:15 he's gonna train 4 turtles to do his beating

@romanpapec6735

3 жыл бұрын

"You've complited your training, now there is this shredder guy that needs some ass whopping, he got black armor, spikes on head, got wings and..." "Master Splinter what you mean shreder?" "He shredded my fucking tail that is what I fucking mean!!"

"educate yourself... educate yourself" lmao😂

@NeerajSharma-ii8kj

4 жыл бұрын

funny dogs,,,they thought they were gutsy but then naa just kidding,,gates open.

@survivahmestre13

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahhhahahah bro i laugh

@mechasentai

4 жыл бұрын

It's the new "you're just like Hitler."

@mjj6176

4 жыл бұрын

Disrespect towards the Quraan does not make it any funnier and i hope you educate yourself further

@orouba14

4 жыл бұрын

@@mjj6176 i was disappointed. I'm a fan of this channel. a fellow aussie, but that offended me. 😔

"when this gate opens, you're dead" though the other half of the gate is already open 😂💀

@martinngigi1689

4 жыл бұрын

Demn dogs

@camh3429

3 жыл бұрын

Its gold because its such a human thing to do too, talk heap of smack when you can't do anything to eachother but when the opportunity presents, both sides just back the fuck down.

“Wher Ar my f..... cocktail everyone” 😂😂😂

4:20 everyone feels bad for the passangers that didnt move, but what about the poor bloke that probably spent most of his morning shovelling that.

@AcornSmokes420

3 жыл бұрын

Probably demanded triple pay 💰

"The rat applies his medical pack" 😂

@RalphieMuskinyaar

3 жыл бұрын

Aaaa super jump 😂

Ozzy man dictionary: Men=Wanker Female=sheila 😅

@ranjanbiswas3233

4 жыл бұрын

No that's just bogan dictionary

@stephenlyan

4 жыл бұрын

It’s Australian slangs. It mean I think is handsome guy n beautiful lady.

@VolcanicProtectorMan

4 жыл бұрын

Gordon Ramsay slangs are better Men = donkey Women = cow Giovanni = dickface

@darrensim295

4 жыл бұрын

stephen lyan no, no wanker does not mean a handsome man in any aussie slang

@petejones4808

4 жыл бұрын

Errr.... no. Just no. Wanker is a mildly insulting term specific to the male because of, well, equipment shall we say?. The term means one who uses that equipment to give pleasure to oneself and the spirit of the insult generally infers the necessity of the act due to an obvious inability to have someone else do what might be required to achieve roughly the same happy ending. There. All clear now?

Love that cat saving child from dog attack....

BTW, I have tons of experience with the Korean riot cops, they have these like 1.5m samurai sword looking beating sticks that they're not shy with if you get schwifty.

I love how the dogs are barking through a fence when there's a big opening right next to it.

@terminaldeity

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, that's the joke...

@kingangel3252

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh i literally died laughin at that part

@sdrape4964

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck you! No fuck you! (Repeat 64x) 😂😂

@zepter00

3 жыл бұрын

That is arguing in internet.

@CharlesVanexX

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingangel3252 Lmao.

Im choking on my food laughing so hard @ the commentary

@DIYBFF123

3 жыл бұрын

It´g golden

@BigBossIncarnate

3 жыл бұрын

*Its frigging epic*

@peacebaby74

3 жыл бұрын

It's a fuck you! fuck yeah! fuck off! Fuck I love it.. Fuck yes.

@DIYBFF123

3 жыл бұрын

@furry Helmut that my friend, is because you Sir, are lacking humor. RIP

@boogembay3822

3 жыл бұрын

@@DIYBFF123 I think you're right.

That puppy was awesome... Whoooo... 🤣🤣🤣

“What about the LAWS OF THE GOOSE!” Lol epic quote

3:50 people arguing on the internet good one ya bloody legend

@darlee02

5 жыл бұрын

AmnotJiro w

I want to love life as much as that dog loves going down that slide

I love this channel. It just makes me happy!! Thank you for that 😅

The first video with the goose, the first time I watched it, I could not breathe. Having been attacked by one of those bastards, I can tell you, it's quite a hellish experience. However, watching from afar, there is no better comedy on Earth.

This, this is why I love Aussies 😂. Much love from Florida,USA

@straightupreviews2207

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah my fellow Floridian...👏👏

@scruffyjams2910

4 жыл бұрын

Florida man Aussie man combo?

@lalalablablabla2130

4 жыл бұрын

Florida = the northern aussie

@Kid98.

3 жыл бұрын

Love from International Space Station

That little dog on the slide was probably the purest most wholesome thing I've seen all year.

You're one slick sob with that "Tank!" score to the GTA clips... god bless you, friend

"Why isn't this Shiela moving?" HAHAHAHAHAH

@libertyprime7911

2 жыл бұрын

2 seconds in, I'm like "What the hell do you THINK is going to happen?" (idiots)

@Rob-fc9wg

2 жыл бұрын

@@libertyprime7911 Yeah mate! I've never seen snow in my life, but ffs I knew what was gunna happen.

The geese are building a army.

@banaolourembam5331

6 жыл бұрын

Bella Henderson "An army"

@the_katman2181

6 жыл бұрын

A goose-stepping army.

@TheThundercool

6 жыл бұрын

They don't need armies, 2 or 3 of them can take over the world

@jaywalt8418

5 жыл бұрын

They must be stationing here in Michigan lol Hate them fuckers lol

Your energy level man. Hats off.

The South Korean fight was amazing

Best yet. Brilliant, especially the bandit duck 🤣

Thanks Ozzy, Merry Christmas ya bloody legend!

The educate yourself got me😂😂😂

"If you want to play real life tekken you need a permit." -Ozzy man revews 🤣🤣

"Kill off all ur characters with a train and snow" ... had me dying.

The way the dog tries to wag its tail while it goes down the slide ^.^

I live in Canada and I have had to fight many geese, those fuckers are crazy!

@deadsypadilla

5 жыл бұрын

They might have a nest or babies around..don't hurt them.

@Crom_Apsotle

5 жыл бұрын

Australia has the Emu war and the Canadians have the Goose War

@gutenman7112

5 жыл бұрын

They are pretty weak compared to their bravery actually but can intimidate and scare other animals easily by spreading their wings and confronting the threat or (victims) lol . I guess their best defense is offense .

@jordancox305

5 жыл бұрын

Come to Britain and have a go at one of the Swans, their like jumped up teenagers, starting shit for no reason.

I remember once , my pet pied crow used to pester the cats by grabbing their tails at the ends , and dancing around the tormented cat , until one day...... The crow was being his usual self with the cats and while I'm watching this , the crow steps back onto his tail!! Now the little beast can't move and the cat turns around with instant realization of the situation , and proceeds to give the crow a high speed punch bag pummeling That thought still makes me chuckle some 50 years later.

7:49 I thought this was real for a second, was about to freak out because that lady would be dead for sure LOl! 9:24 This brought me absolute JOY! That little Yorkie is having so much fun it's pure JOY!!!

This is like The Daily Dose of Internet but on crack New to this channel btw

@ashwill4285

5 жыл бұрын

Fr bro.

@braakwame_

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@volgax3646

4 жыл бұрын

COMMENT WAR and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better

@dranrin6492

4 жыл бұрын

@@volgax3646 🤣🤣🤣 when no one cares

@gimmeabreak4435

4 жыл бұрын

dran rin I care tho

7:57 i died laughing at woody's combo

@andrewwhite1985

5 жыл бұрын

There's a double peck, followed by a FUCKING WING HIT!

@joshharry7881

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@swedish0house0mafia

5 жыл бұрын

this one killed me :D

@Wolf-os9yu

4 жыл бұрын

Dark Nite lmao 😂😂 same here

@dgmixvlog7480

4 жыл бұрын

Its a left hook coming from a southpaw

These make my days better man ... You don’t know how much I appreciate these

hHhahaha at 4:00 mins “have you read the Kor@n”. 😂

'That's not actually a shark.'

@s.hashim4324

6 жыл бұрын

What do you want? Milk.. tittes XD

"the air is getting absolutely pummeled."

I never heard the phrase “ drain the main vein “ before 🤣😂🤣😂

"When this gate opens you're dead." Then gate opens "See yah" 🤣🤣😭😭

The dogs arguing over the internet was ze best!!

Had me howling on the floor. Havent laughed like this in ages.

Dude it’s fucken sick how the Koreans fight over there, like I was genuinely impressed with how they fought and even the coppers!

@charlesm.2604

2 жыл бұрын

That was a social experiment/prank. People don't fight like it's a superhero movie in real life brother. One hit, one kick, one dirty ass move and he's on the ground. You get greedy and sit on the guy to restrain him from getting up and.... BOOM ! Some motherfucka has a knife and stab you from behind ! You're tense, you see your life passing right in front your eyes so you roll on the back and put your head within your arms to protect it from the multiple stabs your body gets pierced from. They both leave running. Blood is everywhere, ground, clothes, hands. You try to catch your breathe, look around to see people hiding behind counters, kids crying and shocked faces all around. Someone has the decency to call the emergency and apply pressure on your wounds before you get stitches and have to go through 6 months of recovery. Moral of the story don't get into fights.

1:27 Korean Tekken; 'flannelette' shirt guy actually tapping out xD

The little dog on the slide is just adorable^^

'The laws of the goose' How you make an incident into an hilarious comedy. I take my hat off to you Ozzy.

the milkandtity skits were Gold. A solid laugh beats any meds hands down.

The way Ozzy man commentates on the cute dogs leaves me in shambles LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

It seems that I have discovered gold 😂 😂

@erichquinones598

5 жыл бұрын

I just found out about ozzyman a couple months ago but yh he's fucking gold

@survivahmestre13

4 жыл бұрын

True

@zachadriellejamandri3502

4 жыл бұрын

This and bad lip reading. Can't stop laughing watching them.

You need to do MMA/Physical contact sports announcements 😂

Flano shirt was tapping out once the cop got him on the ground 😂😂

Notice that flannel Korean guy trying to tap out at the end there

That goose is going to murder that man Peace was never an option

Yessss! More please? May I have some morrrrrre?

Love these videos. Ozzy makes the most boring video hilarious with his voices and grand imagination. :)

Wtf did i just discover Jus subbd

@KXNGBANNXXOFFICIAL

5 жыл бұрын

Welcmx

@johndeneau7667

5 жыл бұрын

Just wait until he says "spready"

@mefoy3766

5 жыл бұрын

John deneau slam

@goofysupporter6682

5 жыл бұрын

@@antonioprosinecki4705 what?

@urfamilygay2801

5 жыл бұрын

haahhahaqhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahahah

A Fuckhead of a dog, chewing on a child, when a cat save his leg with a perfectly legal tackle.

@Zouldari

4 жыл бұрын

It brings me to tears when i see it xD

@ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs

4 жыл бұрын

That’s from my shit ass town here in CA. Best export aside from Buck and Merle. 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

The dog on the slide, and the cat putting the baby to sleep were funny, even without Ozzy Man.

The first drunk guys are still 10 times better than me at martial artys

lmfao the dogs at the gate

"when this gate open you're dead" 😂😂😂💀

That little dog on the slide was awesome.

I love "Welcome to fight day".

"Have you even read the Qu'raan?" XD

@SnakeyXT

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol wtf.

@faazilvally626

6 жыл бұрын

Please leave the quraan out of your videos ozzy....kindly asked by a muslim.

@stdfreesteve

6 жыл бұрын

The Quran is a disgusting book. Keep it off earth to keep us safe and alive

@Cz-zi3my

6 жыл бұрын

LolGuy What terrorism? Haha.

@123fungus

6 жыл бұрын

Faazil Vally Your complete lack of self awarenes is just the tasty irony that i love to read in the comments section. 👍

Bloody korean drunk fights are very different to Australian ones. In the land down under its just a bunch of stiff 0.001 mile per hour arm swings, but in Korea these fellas look like they've been scripted the fight in a jackie chan movie! (Literally just posted this comment, and realised it probably is staged... XD )

@aaajjworm

6 жыл бұрын

I've lived in S. Korea for four years. It looks real enough to me. I've seen plenty of fights like this comin' out of bars.

@wariv7746

6 жыл бұрын

I think you have been watching the wrong Aussies fight mate come down to MT Druitt the biffs can be pretty brutal

@scunts

6 жыл бұрын

That's cause most of the Mt Druitt cunts are on the ice too

8:51 That woodpecker n Snake fight is devastating to see. I hope the bird is alright

lmao i would love to be the guy sliding the dog down the green slide just the pure joy and happiness as the small doggo races to the point of a heart attack up those stairs to get yeeted once more down the slide lmfao

What about the laws of the GOOSE??

@memevirgin3963

6 жыл бұрын

Vicente Ortega Rubilar nah fuck you

@vicenteortegarubilar9418

6 жыл бұрын

Nah fuck you fuck you

@benny5394

6 жыл бұрын

Nah fuck you

@tracewyrm

6 жыл бұрын

Educate urself

@eddiesaint8713

6 жыл бұрын

Vicente Ortega Rubilar fuck you

Honestly that dog warmed my heart

Just found you a few days ago... Best content ever... My new favourite KZreadr

100% the train conductor knew exactly what was going to happen. What a gem..

@emb5048

Жыл бұрын

I would