A 14 min ozzy man video , fuck yes ozzy man fuck yes

@yustinj

6 жыл бұрын

i say Fuck Yes to your profile pic too

@yustinj

6 жыл бұрын

Ozzy Man Reviews HAHAHHA GOOD ONYA OZZY!!!

@elloko7644

6 жыл бұрын

Bloody waynka

@MsMedford

6 жыл бұрын

THE ILLICIT it's fack yes mate fack yes

@amitsangwan007

6 жыл бұрын

gonna watch this straight to destination fucked!!!!!

😂😂 I think the birds were trying to warn the snake!

@jonathanbethards3689

5 жыл бұрын

yeah, the previous week, that old dude kicked the shit outta them birds.

@CreativeCat333

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@HuGGyBeaRtimHD

5 жыл бұрын

The old men is well known in snake society

@BigJon410

4 жыл бұрын

When you see Chuck Norris's dad you give him the right of way.

@elsworthespeleta3543

4 жыл бұрын

I broke it mate😂😂🤣🤣

I just turned 73, in the states, found your channel and COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING AFTER THE FIRST 30 SECONDS! I just paused this at 7:08 to subscribe and get all notifications cause you're the funniest narrator I've heard! Keep em coming and thanks...now I'm gonna watch the rest of your amazing laugh fest!

@PennelopeWhitmore

5 ай бұрын

Ozzy man is the best!!!

@bas-tn3um

4 ай бұрын

highly recommend ozzieman reviews brazilian tv

@richardburnett-_

2 ай бұрын

+++1 or more from the great fly-over state of Oregon

You are so much better at narrating Battle Bots than the actual commentators 😂😂

That old bloke is a massive legend

@liamgrey7974

6 жыл бұрын

He definitely deserves a gobby

@enochianwolf

6 жыл бұрын

when he kicks the snake you can see the venom spraying out

@TurnUpMyAudio

6 жыл бұрын

FooBar Maximus How many dogs do you kick when you go on a walk?

@FightersMixHD

6 жыл бұрын

Legend says the snake still has nightmares of the days event.

@kanedamikami7771

5 жыл бұрын

Massive big dick energy

"He was in World War II, he knows when to show the enemy mercy." LOL

@booma3069

4 жыл бұрын

Nagato is better than Punk Naruto it’s because you are a virgin right mate makes sense

@capital_beaz4725

4 жыл бұрын

@Nagato is better than Punk Naruto nerrrrrddd

@tankfirewalker5774

4 жыл бұрын

He Has fought the Germans There is no such thing as mercy for that sort

@garywolf4947

4 жыл бұрын

hey pretty how are you doing

@tabyh98

4 жыл бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤ Hello my brothers, my friends, I am from Iraq, I hope that you will subscribe to my channel. I dream to be a permanent friend with you. We exchange videos between countries to know the civilization of each country. I am from Iraq. I swear to you in the name of Christianity. My friends from all over the world will be happy

The hobby horse people are 100% certified MENTAL.

@peterhulse1064

11 күн бұрын

I couldn't believe my own eyes. So stupid

My Dad just discovered your videos, and he is laughing his ass off. I think you're one of his forever favorites.

@timothyandrewnielsen

10 ай бұрын

Dads, like myself, love watching idiots get hurt and someone getting excited about it.... and yea the way he says destination fucked cracks me up.

"It is very rare to hit someone with your car and come on top morally" 😂🤣😂

@parzival8331

4 жыл бұрын

That was "CARMA".

@weiyizhang4437

4 жыл бұрын

What a f. k punishment on that windows smashing guy adequately indeed.

@curaticac5391

4 жыл бұрын

This is a good one, indeed!

@DrummerJacob

4 жыл бұрын

I like how you quoted him and yet you didnt write exactly what he said. Thats literally how quotes work. Theyre not for paraphrasing.

@Joe-hl2ts

4 жыл бұрын

@@DrummerJacob no one gives a damn Mate he missed one word calm your tits

This is the KZread channel I have been searching for all my life.

@richiedonaldson9723

4 жыл бұрын

Why the F##k are you not THE commentator for all robot wars!

@oryx8735

3 жыл бұрын

justin abraham why would you comment just to fucking say “ok” like the fuck and other guy why you sensed fuck

@dkunal799

3 жыл бұрын

Then I think you don't have any work

@guyod1

3 жыл бұрын

@@dkunal799 Huh? not having any work would mean i have a lot of time to search for youtube channels? Is there work where you get paid for searching youtube? OHH do you call unemployment work?

@condorX2

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like I'm having seizure as I laughs at the cat in the bath tub scene. Ozzy truly is master of voice over.

00:48 that old guy literally intercepted a snake like that is impressive watch the kick to the face the snake was about to strike lightning fast and that old guy intercepted it with a perfect teep

That old legend and the snake just made me rethink my whole life!

@Existential_Dread

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

I never thought someone could make marbles rolling down a dirt hill so entertaining 😂

@MrWhit-mp2vn

3 жыл бұрын

The actual races and announcers are awesome. Way more entertaining than it has any right to be. kzread.infovideos

@aaronfram7501

3 жыл бұрын

Im interested if there is betting lol

@meesterSmeeth4182

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrWhit-mp2vn that channel is insane. I have no interest in marbles but that dude's production value is through the roof

@archiesleaven3233

3 жыл бұрын

I guessed the winner correctly and I’ve never been so happy which is probably quite sad 😂

@lolajaramillo4620

3 жыл бұрын

@@archiesleaven3233 I was going for, Pine Lime.😕

" one of australia's most venomous " that's pretty much everything there

@airlessgoose5414

4 жыл бұрын

DJ11 TB true mate ay Australia for life!!!

@Themodernsmith

3 жыл бұрын

It's just like that for me in florida 😂 venomous snakes get into my shop all the time

@alisonholland7531

3 жыл бұрын

Even the fucking grass is out to get us - bloody bindii

@Lazy_Prophet

3 жыл бұрын

Old guy got so lucky, I think his timing was just pure luck.

@alexjames1146

3 жыл бұрын

He got it twice.

The commentary on the marble race was exiting! My heart went out to green ball with his sad back story.

“This is the sport where grown men are praised for smashing their remote control cars, aka, Paradise.”

8:32 *"It's very rare you get to hit someone with your car and come out on top morally."* .... sooo funny and sooo true!

@seancostello4158

Жыл бұрын

this is one of my favorite ozzy man lines ever, i had to look up this video to show that part to my parents when i went to oregon last year ;)

@Woodwose88

Жыл бұрын

Faith in humanity restored, unintentionally.

@Weird.Dreams

10 ай бұрын

Wtf are you talking about? He doesn't say that.

@angelkotilainen

9 ай бұрын

@@Weird.Dreams A segment has been edited out, I saw this when it came out and there was a part where a guy was smashing a window to rob it and he ran in to the road and got hit by a car.

@chrisgomez860

9 ай бұрын

​@@angelkotilainenThat sucks it's gone, I would love to see that.

Absolutely lost it at the cat in the tub😂🤣 You're a funny bloke!

@HarryRollisProductions

Жыл бұрын

I lost it as well XD my stomach was hurting, holy shit...

The cat and dog commentary was hilarious 😂😸🤣

@josephbassey1501

Жыл бұрын

Cat was just messing with his mind

If Ozzy Man was the commentator for the Battlebots TV show, I would never miss an episode.

@Jaydensk8s1

Ай бұрын

Should partner with him and just do 30 second highlights of all the fights lol

That window smasher getting run over by the car... Such poetic justice.

@shaunanthony3895

6 жыл бұрын

It's very rare you GET to hit someone with a car and come up morally XD

@k1er4n544

6 жыл бұрын

i bet the redcar was playing miley cyrus i came in like a wrecking ball xD

@Thedistinguishedgentleman8045

6 жыл бұрын

M K Yeah, he looked real harmless when he grabbed that guy

@Mr-Ad-196

6 жыл бұрын

Hah

@SDeww

6 жыл бұрын

isnt everyone harmless till they kill or hurt someone?

Ozzy narrating robot wars is what I needed in my life

@johnmarkarth2249

2 жыл бұрын

So true

@davideddleston8490

2 жыл бұрын

we need more ozzy man reviews robot wars

@goodcomps

Жыл бұрын

basically narrating anything... he could make an accounting meeting funny

@stuart207

9 ай бұрын

💯

@waywardgoddess7219

6 ай бұрын

I'd watch if he narrated it lol

That first old guy: "I survived TWO fuckin wars with the Germans. You think I'm scared of a fuckin snake?" Boss

That narration during the gun twirling had me in stitches

@sostrucking

2 жыл бұрын

It the Marine Corps silent drill team. It's pretty awesome in person.

@CFarnwide

2 жыл бұрын

@@sostrucking Agree! They are truly entertaining to watch, especially in person. Ive seen plenty of mess ups but that’s the first time Ive seen a broken rifle!

@charlesanderson7602

Жыл бұрын

I'll buy you a new one

@TheCanadiangirl4

Жыл бұрын

@@sostrucking I was going to say something similar. They have a history of visiting my city and having a cannon competition with our local University Fort Henry Guard team.

" He can basically lick the citrus from the crack " . I laughed so hard 😂

@kinantan28

3 жыл бұрын

I speak english quite fluently as second language but never heard these idioms before :D

@buddystorys

3 жыл бұрын

I had the same reaction bro

@sgt.mayhem9737

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment. Lol.

@staniranjan8385

3 жыл бұрын

Samee😂😂😂😂😂

@jaystermac9870

3 жыл бұрын

Yes , yes it is

The older gentleman kicking the snake is a right badass! Good on you, grandpa!

@wahidahmed2525

5 жыл бұрын

AsAboveItIsBelow how tf is he alive tho? Why didn't the snake bite him?

@jagcubyugi9

5 жыл бұрын

Wahid Ahmed he kicked it as it went to strike and the snake just went oh fuck this I’m out of here

@masterofrecipe8092

5 жыл бұрын

The old guy would probably be dead if the kick hadn't hit the snakes head which probably dazzed it. The old guy wouldn't have even known how close he was to dying a painful death that day.

@brookshadlin117

4 жыл бұрын

666th like

@princessleiaorgana7238

4 жыл бұрын

How do you like the taste of orthopedic shoe snake!?!

As a battlebots fan i cant tell you how much I enjoyed the narration of minotaur vs blacksmith 😂😂😂 If i could, I would literally pay for an entire series of you narrating battlebots fights

Ozzyman definitely needs to do robot wars commentary more often. Should become the presenter

The window abuser is laying there... Reflecting! *bonus points

@LV-426...

3 жыл бұрын

Lying.

@davidsmith6080

3 жыл бұрын

Reflecting on his shattered illusion. Not seen yet comments took over .horsen around still.

@justamanofculture12

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidsmith6080 in his dreams

Loved this mega compilation. Definitely do more

@seankeogh448

6 жыл бұрын

he what a lad

@DC-hw7fw

6 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/qZ5rxLqzf7WfmdY.html Please join Sergeant Chimps for battle!

this video is 5 years old and I just found it. Ozzy, you rock!

@samuelgarrod8327

9 ай бұрын

Same with me mate, he does fuckin rock 😂👍

@alexbudpink

9 ай бұрын

Better late than never! 🎉

I had to pause the part of the video with the magpies twice, it had me crying with laughter so hard that my cat was seriously worried about me. Your narration is epic.

"Attendance of 28 people, absolutely losing their shit" 🤣🤣

That old timer kicking that brownie, Total legend. Nothing gets between him and the RSL

@nash3364

5 жыл бұрын

i'd have difficulty walking with balls that big too

Somebody pay this man to be an announcer for any sport or anything really.

0:25 he isn't old he just walks this way to accommodate his huge balls

"lick the citrus from the crack" I had to pause on that one and just let it settle for a few moments. Absolute gold.

@oliviervanderwerff3676

6 жыл бұрын

Wretched Slippage lol

Ozzy man you're king of commentary.

@BrassBalls20071

4 жыл бұрын

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

@donaldtrump233

4 жыл бұрын

@44444 777 exact my speech

@DylanBegazo

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine Ozzy Man as a US President who, as a General during wartime does real time broadcast commentary on the war effort just like this. LOL I would become a patriot if Ozzy Man was President. Lol

The robot fight commentary is the best thing that ever happened to me in a while

The snake ended up dying of embarrassment. RIP 🐍

I would pay a monthly subscription to hear him be a battle bots color commentator

@notstonks20

5 жыл бұрын

The Chad same

@stretchchris1

5 жыл бұрын

5:52

@cityandsuburb

5 жыл бұрын

That was fuckin' pucker m8....!!

@notstonks20

5 жыл бұрын

@Aqua Fyre what

@juggernaut3338

5 жыл бұрын

UNCENSORED

BARBARA LATER HAD HER OWN SHOWDOWN WITH A SNAKE 😵

@sianharry8053

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfaso

@tensaantares

4 жыл бұрын

One eyed snake

@ilafkhalili260

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus

@azif6947

4 жыл бұрын

Took me a couple ofcseconds to figure out what this meant.

That snake was in chaos 😂

These reviews single-handedly make my day.

"More like a cockroach than a Minotaur. Call him a cocktaur" My stomach hurts please

@caralama08

5 жыл бұрын

Aspy I know! I’m dying 😵 I just can’t stop!

@holliebayasen7970

5 жыл бұрын

@Shaun Benny he said that around 4:22 - 4:25

@ralfmalf8233

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

"he's more like a cockroach than a minotaur - call him a cocktaur" :DD

@jonahabrigo7343

3 жыл бұрын

I fricken lost it at that! 😂🤦🤣

@themanwithnoname2867

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂

That last clip brought a tear to my eye. Lovely stuff

Im making a petition to have ozzy man review everything from now on

5:12 I almost passed out laughing

@vishnurk3107

3 жыл бұрын

Same😂😂😂😂

@amreebaik3120

3 жыл бұрын

Make water rise only with his mind ahahahaha

@CessnaPilot99

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit me too that what's the hardest I'd laughed in many many years

"Going spastic like an undisciplined errection" 1 of the best 1 liners in history

@vintaqe_vibez5978

3 жыл бұрын

I just had one of those strange moments when right as I started reading your comment, that clip came on at the exact second. 🤣

Just freaking awesome dude

Love the narration.

The old man caught the snake just as it was gonna bite him what a bloody legend

@vorpalzvevda3659

6 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: He’s senile and has delayed reflexes and actually meant to kick it at rest.

@mr.h3974

6 жыл бұрын

+David H, sad comment mate... his skill level strong...without resorting to sock puppets 1. kicks to gauge distance 2. Provokes a forward attack, evades shifting weight/leans back 3. counter attack, heavy kick & weight transfer forward, catches snake while following thru for impact...

@DowntownSound1

5 жыл бұрын

Craig O neill 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂jajjajajajajajaajajjajajajajajjajajjajajjajajajaja

8:15 I didn't see that coming nor did he. 😂

@pomatomapo

6 жыл бұрын

Tampatec karma is a bitch

@Puleczech

6 жыл бұрын

zajebiście

@aloofgun3140

6 жыл бұрын

I have see you in the comment section of one of inside editions videos

@jakubkarczmarczyk6726

6 жыл бұрын

ZAJEBISTEEE

@fiestaflesia3749

3 жыл бұрын

⁴

Love the commentary on the cow at the end. "They don't like change." 😂😂

Its a good day when Ozzy posts

@scottishgirl8259

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

8:25 The person in the red car is like "zajebiście" XD

@gregprymicz9947

4 жыл бұрын

Fuckin nailed it, eh!

@lyhthegreat

4 жыл бұрын

what's it mean?

@wojciechp

4 жыл бұрын

@@lyhthegreat sth like "f*ck yeah"

@fajka1k

4 жыл бұрын

Zajebiscie

@ovel

4 жыл бұрын

It's Заебись ! :)

"I think I'm panicking too much" left me dead.

As a Pole i fucking lost it when i heard near perfect "ZAJEBIŚCIE" from Ozzy, god mofo damn, cheers mate for this wondrous start of the day.

the cat vs lizard got me so good

@marekkarasz3776

6 жыл бұрын

haha me tooo

@jcmee91

6 жыл бұрын

So good lol almost exploded at work

I hope Barbara saw the showdown with the snake 😅

@LAPRACTICAHACEALMAESTRO

6 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hJWDp9uaYtqcYco.html

@mattcullen6109

6 жыл бұрын

SCG she had a showdown with his snake

@stan2228

5 жыл бұрын

SCG barbra is gonna need a Zimmer frame after that night

@nelly5954

5 жыл бұрын

Any woman who saw her man do that would be crawling on his dick within an hour

@SomeJustice19k

5 жыл бұрын

She did, he got laid because of it.

Epic, as usual. Straight up thought l was going to have a heart attack laughing at the cat trying to get out of the bath.

That is freaking EPIC! 10/10. Stands up. Rock on, Ozzyman, rock on.

“He can basically lick the citrus from the Crack”!!! My life is complete.

@xmale75

4 жыл бұрын

seriously, funny isnt it? Its like i learnt something from school, my brains expanded.

Holy fu*k.. I've litterly just came across you and I'm so glad I did.. I haven't stopped laughing.. ohh my days your commentary is beyond hilarious!!.. can't stop laughing.. what a legend! Peace from UK

@531ff

3 жыл бұрын

I’m just now discovering as well . Hilarious .

@531ff

3 жыл бұрын

@Helios Sphere excuse me . I beg to differ kzread.info/dash/bejne/kZuH1dJwpsTZg6Q.html

@sharepremium8614

3 жыл бұрын

No one cares

@maddied1530

2 жыл бұрын

Ozzy is Amazing.. He will always make you smile and laugh. Love from Canada 💕

@djedeye2665

2 жыл бұрын

@@531ff Who posts a Ghost vid on an Ozzyman comment? (Even though Ghost is f*kn amazing ).. Named my dog after that song. 🐕

This had me laughing hard AF.

How am I just discovering this channel. I haven't stopped laughing all day.

"Dead from the neck up". 🤣🤣🤣 Holy shit. I'm in tears with that line.

This has got to be one of the most entertaining and awesome videos I've ever seen and I'm on KZread for hours everyday. I'm an instant fan of your channel! Well done!

12:44 Ahhh Humans always finding clever ways of having fun...🤣🤣🤣👏👌👌

The unsolved mysteries theme music still gives me the chills to this day.

"Get down." "No!" "Get down." "No!" "Get down." "NO!" 😆

“Holy s#*t he just blink at me that is definitely not a toy” lol 🤣

You are absolutely awesome!

This guy is INSANE....I just found his channel..... and subbed after the first vid.....

"this fella could end up with...a back ache" 😂😂😂😂

This man could call out the grass growing on your backyard and make it sound epic.

Late at night here in the Great Northwest Washington State. Thank you Ozzy, What a way to call it a night, That race was GREAT, what a Laugh, your commentary made it so. Thanks again and Good Night.

Excellent use of the Unsolved Mysteries theme music at the end.

"A Complete 180 Spreadie to the Gods" brilliance

I died when you said ,,zajebiście'' at 8:27 😂

@firdausmusa6931

5 жыл бұрын

What does that mean?

@LimitlessStan

5 жыл бұрын

Something like ,, fuck yeah "

@MultiTrollNation

5 жыл бұрын

PolishPower knowing how we react to shit, the driver definitely thought, “Kurwa mać, jak mi auto spierdolił, to go zajebie.”

Been years since I saw the marble race but it's still a thrill!

This compilation has always been my fav!!

"He can basically lick the citrus from that crack" lmao

5:15 Legend has it the black cat is still in that tub to this day.

@JELB1960

5 жыл бұрын

OMG I near choked to that scene. LOL.

@Ryuuthegreat

5 жыл бұрын

No, he died of heart attack

@aob326

5 жыл бұрын

...and the owner is still filming.

@blahblah8037

5 жыл бұрын

A Obi 😭😭😭

@bobennett8625

4 жыл бұрын

L

Seriously though, you need to be the official MC for robot wars, or whatever those things are called. That was epic narration! Please -MORE!!!

Every moment in life deserves a really good narration.

I've never laughed so hard at watching somebody get hit by a car Well, this week, anyway.

@donaldtrump233

4 жыл бұрын

Haha 😂

@fortnitedefaultskin4167

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, He deserved it anyway. Instant karma XD

@darianzielinsky6424

4 жыл бұрын

I did when I saw these guys rob someone and the person turned their car around and ran them over!! Unfortunately they both survived 😂

That horse riding thing is gatta be the stupidest thing I’ve ever see.

@nikolash5594

4 жыл бұрын

01:52 i live near that place where those wankers are riding with their stupid horses.

@boriscvekic

4 жыл бұрын

It's wrong and disturbing on so many levels.

@cuteandfluffypikachu3405

4 жыл бұрын

I had a hobby horse when I was like 10 years old it was cool at that age but grown adults riding them it’s just stupid 🙄🙄🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@FreZzaaa

4 жыл бұрын

Then you definitely should check out real life quidditch.

@BucketOfMarbles

4 жыл бұрын

It's like, imagine you start dating someone then you see them trying to win at the fucking hobby horse comp

The way Ozzyman said 'zajebiście' when the car hit the windowsmasher. Pure perfection!

American sports needs this type of commentary, f'n brilliant!

This Sheila does a 180 spready to the Gods. Ozzy man review u r one of a kind.

“ Minotaurs driver is frothing at the mouth” 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

6:00 -Get-down -Nah This discussion really crack me up 🤣🤣👏👏👌👌

My guy you make my day with these vids

The commentary on the old man's behaviour was just hilarious. Give Ozzy a medal, he made my day 🤣😆

The hobby horse thing is a little concerning I mean I'm all about letting you kids have there hobbies but sometimes you just got to roll up a newspaper cracking em in the forehead say stop being weird

@sugarnads

4 жыл бұрын

Music Laboratory shit mate theyre pissing themselves laughing having some fun

@azraelblick4117

4 жыл бұрын

Music Laboratory it appears sexual in some way. I bet some pervert is behind it.

@LuXuZ

4 жыл бұрын

That was cringe af

@nobodyjones3624

4 жыл бұрын

That shit is just plain weird asf

@rogerhalt3991

4 жыл бұрын

What is also a little concerning is your use of there..

Old Blokes do it casual and fear nothing. All heroics. No drama. The essence of cool. 👍👏😎

I laugh at all of your clips . Thanks for that, it’s a good chuckle that keeps me head from exploding some days.