WTF Sperm Donor Scam - Ozzy Man Reviews

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Here's me critical analysis of a scam going round on the bloody internet lately. Yeah nah yeah careful with ya loads fellas. SAUCE: / renelacad and ‪@ReneLacad‬
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  • @Alexandr.A.P.
    @Alexandr.A.P.6 ай бұрын

    Brothers, remember: if somebody offers you free cheese - it's a mousetrap.

  • @Arudis4x

    @Arudis4x

    6 ай бұрын

    This is hilariously wise.

  • @artemkras

    @artemkras

    6 ай бұрын

    What are you talking about? These days, even the mousetrap cheese is not free anymore.

  • @brandonspears2028

    @brandonspears2028

    6 ай бұрын

    Legendary! 🙌😎

  • @frankcb11

    @frankcb11

    6 ай бұрын

    Nah

  • @vaman5591

    @vaman5591

    6 ай бұрын

    @@frankcb11 Yeah

  • @beaudure01
    @beaudure016 ай бұрын

    I love the delivery of “she’s verified, so she must have legitimacy.”

  • @teknotony

    @teknotony

    6 ай бұрын

    Yeah , like ' Fact ' checkers working for the Ministry of Truth

  • @djsolegit

    @djsolegit

    6 ай бұрын

    Cue Buster from Arthur meme. "you really think someone would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?"

  • @onsokumaru4663

    @onsokumaru4663

    6 ай бұрын

    Under Elon Musk's twitter leadership all you need to be verified is to just give the world's richest man $8, yeah only $8.

  • @PeetHobby

    @PeetHobby

    6 ай бұрын

    It just means you're verified to let X take some of your money(X Premium), doesn't say much else.

  • @typingcat

    @typingcat

    6 ай бұрын

    That is the worst thing Must has done to Twitter, in my opinion (second being changing the name to stupid "X"). It changed the meaning of B.C.M. to "Yeah, this is the person who you think he is" to "This account is linked to a unique human being, whoever he is". Should have introduced a new colour for that, without changing B.C.M, something like yellow or red.

  • @NeoN-PeoN
    @NeoN-PeoN6 ай бұрын

    How on Earth can the internet be this old and people STILL look at an account with THOSE PICTURES and not IMMEDIATELY KNOW IT'S FAKE!? That's crazy, man.

  • @yeahnope2607
    @yeahnope26076 ай бұрын

    I was definitely leaning toward it being a child support scam. In the US, any insemination outside of a licensed clinic leaves the man legally liable for CS, regardless of any agreements or contracts to the contrary. I was so focused on that, the the DNA angle didn't even occur to me.

  • @wookieninja8794

    @wookieninja8794

    5 ай бұрын

    Same. That's what I thought too.

  • @RickyDonker

    @RickyDonker

    5 ай бұрын

    This is smarter than I gave it credit for, I was waiting for the reply DM just to say "Oh she needs you to send some money for travel or X or Y or whatever" like any other scam Like idk, 'she' says she needs you to pay half the hotel or something, so you send her $600

  • @viktorbirkeland6520

    @viktorbirkeland6520

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@RickyDonkerI'm gonna guess she's mainly aiming for richer guys, so that CS is higher. And all this gives me the ick vibes, wth? "No Africans/ Jewish. Blue eyes, over 5'11"? Even though I fit it somewhat, being blue eyed, 6'6, "fully Norwegian" (in terms of ancestors etc, anyone who would EVER ask what I am, or have such shallow requirements, is an automatic no. Second red flag is the typical American claiming every / any European-ness, such as people saying they're Norwegian, German, French etc when they mean they're American, but 7 generations back someone came from Europe 😂😂😂😂

  • @asimpson164

    @asimpson164

    Ай бұрын

    $20k in referrals won't be cash money anyway. So unless they want $20k in genetic services that's not the scam. Besides "kid extortion" starts at about $5k a year and goes up according to income. If her donor makes $100k a year she could get around $30k a year for eighteen years.

  • @sam61480

    @sam61480

    Ай бұрын

    @@viktorbirkeland6520that was such a douchey comment lmao

  • @Wat-tambor
    @Wat-tambor6 ай бұрын

    I can’t believe Elizabeth would do something like that

  • @EscapeePrisoner

    @EscapeePrisoner

    6 ай бұрын

    I feel like Ozzy Man is trying to ruin our Elizabeth's reputation.

  • @Last_Chance.

    @Last_Chance.

    6 ай бұрын

    Well you know how Elizabeth is.

  • @superbrain7852

    @superbrain7852

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Last_Chance. Kind of a Nazi actually

  • @MrTwotimess

    @MrTwotimess

    6 ай бұрын

    or Stela.

  • @aceofspoons8382

    @aceofspoons8382

    6 ай бұрын

    She was always so generous at school ...

  • @webs0083
    @webs00836 ай бұрын

    It's so considerate of "Stella" to not want to defraud men of Jewish or African ancestry

  • @SugarandSarcasm

    @SugarandSarcasm

    6 ай бұрын

    Yeah, that's a lot of effort to lure out the Nazi crowd

  • @tmzwcky

    @tmzwcky

    6 ай бұрын

    Also '"pure blood" (i.e. unvaxxed). Let see... racist, anti-Semitic, anti-vax, and with really poor critical thinking skills. I wonder what demographic they were targeting lol

  • @lestranged

    @lestranged

    6 ай бұрын

    or guys that have had s3x in the last 2 years. or vegans. it's definitely targeting a certain demographic

  • @charliebates9098

    @charliebates9098

    6 ай бұрын

    Lol ... Gee wonder which ethnicity "Stella" really is

  • @ghiggs8389

    @ghiggs8389

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@charliebates9098her name is Sanjay 😂

  • @kevinganje3356
    @kevinganje33566 ай бұрын

    This is similar to the story I'd heard years ago about a guy selling raffle tickets for a cow or horse, or some such beast. When the normal cost of such a critter was many times the cost of the raffle tickets, tickets were SOLD! And SOLD! And Sold. When the winner didn't get said furry brute, they were refunded the cost of the ticket. And the carnival left town.

  • @user-lf4td9xr4v

    @user-lf4td9xr4v

    4 ай бұрын

    wow, smart!

  • @adb888

    @adb888

    Ай бұрын

    Except that isn't how the law works. Perhaps prior to 1950 or so, but definitely not in modern times.

  • @Toimu13

    @Toimu13

    Күн бұрын

    I think I read about that joke in Laura Ingalls Wilder's Little House books that took place in the 1880s.

  • @bradp767
    @bradp7676 ай бұрын

    The Ozzy man is now teaching us about scams around the world!? That's pretty cool we got comedy mixed with a little bit of learning all wrapped up into one good video I like it!

  • @KeweenawPatriot

    @KeweenawPatriot

    6 ай бұрын

    This is clearly a government setup to trick everyone into giving up DNA. MK-ULTRA was a real thing.

  • @AC-os1he
    @AC-os1he6 ай бұрын

    It should be mandatory to teach guys about post nut clarity in sex education.

  • @bwkimmey

    @bwkimmey

    6 ай бұрын

    Schopenhauer called it "the devil's laughter"

  • @zarroth

    @zarroth

    6 ай бұрын

    post nut clarity isn't a thing for those of us that don't make bad decisions in the first place :P

  • @Robert-qw3lr

    @Robert-qw3lr

    6 ай бұрын

    I think we all learn that naturally... then it becomes less clear a day later

  • @suntzu6122

    @suntzu6122

    6 ай бұрын

    In japanese : kenjataimu

  • @Redridge07

    @Redridge07

    6 ай бұрын

    @@zarroth even with good decisions, you still need post nut clarity

  • @scottca9780
    @scottca97806 ай бұрын

    Using dishonesty to deprive someone of their money is fraud.

  • @H..M..

    @H..M..

    6 ай бұрын

    Also referred to as dating.

  • @jakecooper5855

    @jakecooper5855

    6 ай бұрын

    Your wording isn't really accurate, it's obtaining financial gain by deceit. Which a good enough lawyer could argue that the men are simply buying a DNA service, which they would have received in full. There's no promise that if you get the test you'll be chosen. Moral fraud of course, but probably a legal grey area. Most likely backfired anyway once the DNA company suddenly received an influx of tests from a handful of referral codes. Too many red flags.

  • @alwaysdisputin9930

    @alwaysdisputin9930

    6 ай бұрын

    IMO she's using deception to persuade them to buy a service (DNA testing) that they probably wouldn't have purchased otherwise. I suppose that is fraud even if they greatly benefit from the DNA test?

  • @testboga5991

    @testboga5991

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@chuckles9767"she" 😂

  • @The.Drunk-Koala

    @The.Drunk-Koala

    6 ай бұрын

    "She" "technically" isn't depriving anyone of money. "She" doesn't force you to take the test. She gets that money from the DNA company.

  • @Z0RDR4CK
    @Z0RDR4CK6 ай бұрын

    I think it's funny, she milks the guys who are up for a quickie in a different way than they imagined.

  • @davidhowell1415
    @davidhowell14156 ай бұрын

    Wait till ozzy man finds out restaurants have tinder accounts and match with people then have them go to a restaurant and once no one shows up they tend to stay and eat. So restaurants are cat fishing people to come eat at their restaurants. It’s crazy but true

  • @drumrocka

    @drumrocka

    13 күн бұрын

    Citation needed

  • @davidhowell1415

    @davidhowell1415

    13 күн бұрын

    @@drumrocka Cafe Lounge, a bar in Sydney's trendy Surry Hills that’s one. If you really want to know go on google and type in “ what restaurant was caught catfishing people on tinder “ and do your own research on the subject.

  • @SocialDemocraciaPT

    @SocialDemocraciaPT

    7 күн бұрын

    legit!

  • @davidhowell1415

    @davidhowell1415

    7 күн бұрын

    @@drumrocka citation was given and youtube decided to remove it

  • @martinthomas2759
    @martinthomas27596 ай бұрын

    "2.8 million stiffies activated" just choaked on my morning coffee 😂

  • @Logan4661

    @Logan4661

    6 ай бұрын

    If you're ingesting liquids with an Ozzy Man video playing.... well I'm not saying that you deserve to get choked by your beverage, but that seems a lot like lacing up your tennies for a quick trip to Destination F doesn't it?

  • @Ebrasive

    @Ebrasive

    6 ай бұрын

    still better then choking on 2.8 million stiffies I reckon :)

  • @gravelbags2479

    @gravelbags2479

    6 ай бұрын

    Why did you choke, how many stiffies did you have in your mouth 😂

  • @Phil144gbp

    @Phil144gbp

    6 ай бұрын

    Sure it was coffee 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikespearwood3914

    @mikespearwood3914

    6 ай бұрын

    "choaked"???

  • @ATimeB4YoutubeAds
    @ATimeB4YoutubeAds6 ай бұрын

    "Just a regular day in the modern world" -Ozzy Man. Great quote to sum up the this wild scheme!

  • @StanHowse

    @StanHowse

    6 ай бұрын

    I don't like it here, I wanna go home!

  • @Lone-Wolf87
    @Lone-Wolf876 ай бұрын

    The amount of scams are out of control.

  • @stonefox9124

    @stonefox9124

    6 ай бұрын

    I know... The taxes at yrs end is a big one...

  • @lukegalea3353
    @lukegalea33536 ай бұрын

    She would get way more money if she actually went through with it and then got the guy on the hook for 18 years of "child" support. THAT is the real scam.

  • @samsammy9289

    @samsammy9289

    5 ай бұрын

    Not really since that child is gonna take a considerable amount of her money to raise it, and imagine it comes out with a disability or illness, even more money

  • @livdream5798

    @livdream5798

    5 ай бұрын

    Also you can't do that a couple thousand times 😂

  • @lukegalea3353

    @lukegalea3353

    5 ай бұрын

    @@samsammy9289 Yes sure!! I'm sure Kevin Costners ex-wife who is receiving 65,000 a month in child support is chipping in 65K of her own money to raise the children , haha,

  • @octosquatch.

    @octosquatch.

    Ай бұрын

    Go tell it to your mother

  • @MacheteMB1775
    @MacheteMB17756 ай бұрын

    This is like the time i believed single women lived near me lol

  • @deathproof8732

    @deathproof8732

    6 ай бұрын

    Ooooh noooooooo

  • @MrStredders

    @MrStredders

    6 ай бұрын

    Only 5.4km away…

  • @MacheteMB1775

    @MacheteMB1775

    6 ай бұрын

    @@MrStredders hahaha 😂😂😂

  • @JohnDoe-bd5sz

    @JohnDoe-bd5sz

    6 ай бұрын

    Odd thing is, since i got an adblocker these women seem to have disappeared. On my company laptop where i am not allowed to install an adblocker, they seem to show only single women that is for some reason near our head office, and not in the part of the country where i am located.

  • @GK222_

    @GK222_

    6 ай бұрын

    Or that financial institions are not selling your information. Those are the bigger scams that we don't talk about

  • @adriankalitka3762
    @adriankalitka37626 ай бұрын

    He's donated multiple times before someone finally told him it was a scam 😂

  • @DaveCM

    @DaveCM

    6 ай бұрын

    Nah. It clearly says they have to be white and not Jewish. Unless he got too excited and didn't read the whole thing.

  • @Andrew..J

    @Andrew..J

    6 ай бұрын

    @DaveCM when has logic, reasoning, and prerequisites ever gotten in the way of a hormone driven man

  • @Necrowma

    @Necrowma

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@DaveCM there's a reason they put that, because it filters in the gullible and stupid.

  • @DaveCM

    @DaveCM

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Andrew..J very valid point.

  • @tomhath8413

    @tomhath8413

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Necrowma It filters in the the dudes who think they can beat the DNA test and knock her up with the baby she doesn't want.

  • @oldninjarider
    @oldninjarider6 ай бұрын

    "There's a sucker born every minute." - P.T. Barnum

  • @umbrascitor2079
    @umbrascitor20796 ай бұрын

    Judging by the listed requirements for a potential donor, this person knows the ideal target audience for catching the most rubes with this scam.

  • @JustVisiting_

    @JustVisiting_

    5 ай бұрын

    Yup yup. Those anti-vax/qanon/maga crowd is constantly targeted for scams. I wonder why?

  • @metroidzeek
    @metroidzeek6 ай бұрын

    “This is legal guys!!!” Proceeds to describe fraud

  • @kevintyerman1906

    @kevintyerman1906

    6 ай бұрын

    Only need to select one "donor" and it's probably not fraud, at a not legally trained guess.

  • @minski76

    @minski76

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@kevintyerman1906 Telling a lie to make someone part with their money is the literal textbook definition of fraud.

  • @andrewsupernova

    @andrewsupernova

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@kevintyerman1906if stated that the referee was to make money from these tests then it's not fraud, this information was deliberately with held, so, even if she did choose one, it's still fraud as deception was used to garner an outcome unknown by the victim.

  • @matheusfaria7230

    @matheusfaria7230

    6 ай бұрын

    "I bet 10 bucks my team will win this game" -> Loses -> Doesn't Pay. Now, the other person, they might pay up. Exactly same scenario, still not fraud.

  • @buckiesmalls

    @buckiesmalls

    6 ай бұрын

    Unprovable though.

  • @OldScratch81
    @OldScratch816 ай бұрын

    Dude ! There was a kangaroo loose on the streets of Toronto a few days ago

  • @NeverMetABadCheesecake

    @NeverMetABadCheesecake

    6 ай бұрын

    There's probably a kangaroo loose in Ozzy Man's backyard right now

  • @mightymacaque

    @mightymacaque

    6 ай бұрын

    A fellow Canadian? Also apparently the cop that tried securing it got punched in the face and there's video

  • @kevinthompson7649

    @kevinthompson7649

    6 ай бұрын

    Right? We don't have anywhere near the population to fight off a kangaroo invasion!! At least we have cold weather. Hello from BC btw

  • @randomthoughts9463

    @randomthoughts9463

    6 ай бұрын

    Toronto has probably 2.5 million kangaroos in various forms

  • @vancouverviking4652

    @vancouverviking4652

    6 ай бұрын

    And a Llama in Surrey

  • @fecardona
    @fecardona6 ай бұрын

    Reading the whole posting, it sounds like a dog-breeding conversation. Scam aside, kills the whole vibe 😂

  • @tonggagames917
    @tonggagames9175 ай бұрын

    I couldn't help but laugh when Ozzyman said "this is a bigger twist then Shutter Island". Top gucci delivery on that line mate!

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO41826 ай бұрын

    “I reckon that’s gonna get a few responses” 😂😂😂

  • @yingle6027
    @yingle60276 ай бұрын

    She said no jewish ancestory because they'd figure out it was a scam pretty quick.

  • @AppleFrogTomatoFace

    @AppleFrogTomatoFace

    6 ай бұрын

    lol i thought she was just racist. what you said is true then why no African? lol

  • @yingle6027

    @yingle6027

    6 ай бұрын

    @@AppleFrogTomatoFace Because Nigerians will see that it's a scam too

  • @AppleFrogTomatoFace

    @AppleFrogTomatoFace

    6 ай бұрын

    @@yingle6027 okay that made me laugh out loud, good point lol

  • @shazbot7192
    @shazbot71925 ай бұрын

    Definitely illegal in NZ - Obtaining by deception (Section 240(1)(a) Crimes Act 1961) Funny AF tho, thanks Ozzy Man. Please post more often :) PS you are the winner in the "accidently activate my TV voice control" contest, by a loooong way. Your accent must match mine! ONYA.

  • @goazer2

    @goazer2

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah this is straight up fraud it's illegal pretty much everywhere.

  • @FearzThug

    @FearzThug

    Ай бұрын

    obtaining what tho?

  • @dahgameps432
    @dahgameps4326 ай бұрын

    This was very educational, thank U. It's good to be informed about scams.

  • @_TommyP
    @_TommyP6 ай бұрын

    5:14 You can actually pinpoint the second where his heart rips in half.

  • @vivektammana8845

    @vivektammana8845

    6 ай бұрын

    Thats why he should think with brain than balls.

  • @petethetaper

    @petethetaper

    6 ай бұрын

    and the point when Ozzy says he has lost all trust in anyone anymore..4:50 ❤❤

  • @frankielove31

    @frankielove31

    6 ай бұрын

    I choo choo choose you

  • @_TommyP

    @_TommyP

    6 ай бұрын

    Frankie get's it!@@frankielove31

  • @slapadanko
    @slapadanko6 ай бұрын

    Wish you were a business leader, a guy with morals is always admirable.

  • @idgafatall1562

    @idgafatall1562

    6 ай бұрын

    Really? Honest person in business? There is none...

  • @trumpatier

    @trumpatier

    6 ай бұрын

    @@idgafatall1562 There are some. Just incredibly rare... because greed is a powerful thing.

  • @trumpatier

    @trumpatier

    6 ай бұрын

    @@chuckles9767 pretty accurate actually. I struggle making any money with my business I've been trying to start because I feel like my prices are too high, even though my product is 3x the quality and half the market price 😂

  • @daviddufour6992

    @daviddufour6992

    6 ай бұрын

    He is a business leader. Isn't the whole channel and his brand a business in itself?

  • @edwardcullen1739

    @edwardcullen1739

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@idgafatall1562 Most people in business are honest, but there are many who are not. Plus, there can be a company that's setup by someone honest and operated honestly that's taken over by someone who is dishonest.

  • @deanb4799
    @deanb47996 ай бұрын

    "20 Bucks a pop..." No pun intended 😂

  • @yojomojo
    @yojomojo5 ай бұрын

    reminds me of a scam i heard a while back about property owners putting up their house or apartment for rent and charging people 20-50-100 dollars for an "application fee" that was supposed to help pay for a background check. but they never rented out the place. just collecting fees over and over.

  • @SimonAmazingClarke
    @SimonAmazingClarke6 ай бұрын

    That is brilliant. Everyone gets their DNA results, and 'she' makes a small fortune. Love it.

  • @kazzxtrismus

    @kazzxtrismus

    6 ай бұрын

    facebook and the govt get those results too...thats not a secret or conspiracy theory look it up.... I dare ya....

  • @m1k1a1

    @m1k1a1

    6 ай бұрын

    297 young adults finally discover who their father is. Not bad, not bad!

  • @ErikPT

    @ErikPT

    6 ай бұрын

    Fun fact this won’t work if the “donor” is broke

  • @SimonAmazingClarke

    @SimonAmazingClarke

    6 ай бұрын

    @@ErikPT But, with 4 million views, it only takes a few going for it to make some nice money.

  • @KoenigKeks

    @KoenigKeks

    6 ай бұрын

    @@SimonAmazingClarkeI believe theres a limit to that, there is no way a company will pay a single person that much

  • @micace9554
    @micace95546 ай бұрын

    “You’re Stela, you’re Stela, mate!” Lmao ffs lmao Ozz you cheeky bastard!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @gandoff7840
    @gandoff78406 ай бұрын

    "You're Stella! You're Stella, mate." "Just another day in the morden world." So many bangers lmao

  • @dmo848
    @dmo8486 ай бұрын

    Whoever set this up is genius 😂

  • @joeg5414

    @joeg5414

    5 ай бұрын

    right? I wish I could come up with a good legal cheat like this and make a little money

  • @rykoodasr
    @rykoodasr6 ай бұрын

    That’s a good hustle. The laundering is even built in

  • @roberttaylor5995
    @roberttaylor59956 ай бұрын

    If something sounds too good to be true, then IT NORMALLY IS!

  • @ImARealHumanPerson
    @ImARealHumanPerson5 ай бұрын

    I love how social media has made everyone think they're legal experts 😅

  • @taurbaby
    @taurbaby6 ай бұрын

    My hand is real...and with the money im going to save , im going to buy a new motorcycle. Thanks Ozzie man !

  • @ThiefOfNavarre

    @ThiefOfNavarre

    6 ай бұрын

    Money well spent

  • @vonnscottbair
    @vonnscottbair6 ай бұрын

    Good Evening: Somebody contact the Scammer Payback folks.

  • @deanandrew-gr1ch
    @deanandrew-gr1ch5 ай бұрын

    This is old news, picking my son up from high school and my son said there was a kid selling bags or sperm around the school in break time lol i was blown away 😂. That was about 6 yrs ago now, much love from UK Ozzy man

  • @charliebates9098
    @charliebates90986 ай бұрын

    That's friggin *GENIUS!!* Lol ... How do you even come up with that scam! 😂

  • @torchandhammer
    @torchandhammer6 ай бұрын

    This scam is perfectly aimed at a certain segment of the public that has already demonstrated an ability to believe complete nonsense. We've all seen that guy who fits those requirements. It's not a pretty sight.

  • @wglennhowells
    @wglennhowells6 ай бұрын

    Man it is so great to start the day with some Ozzy Man! Thank you sir!

  • @krenwregget7667
    @krenwregget76676 ай бұрын

    it's more stunning to me to think there are people not smart enough to realize that's an obvious scam.

  • @stickman-1
    @stickman-16 ай бұрын

    Great video Ozzy Man. I consider this a PSA. (Public Service Announcement.) We need more Ozzy Man PSA's.

  • @LockedDownSpectator

    @LockedDownSpectator

    5 ай бұрын

    Appeal to someone’s racism and white-ethnocentric babble. So, so smart.

  • @GrimReaper..
    @GrimReaper..6 ай бұрын

    What if that guy actually did it and just wanted to let the world know😂

  • @tonyborelli.

    @tonyborelli.

    6 ай бұрын

    he doesnt meet the guidelines

  • @houseofhas9355

    @houseofhas9355

    6 ай бұрын

    That day Busta Nut industries was born. 😂

  • @spacelemur7955

    @spacelemur7955

    6 ай бұрын

    It could be the DNA company. All these guys buying a test, and of course no $20 need be paid to anyone.

  • @Kyrelel
    @Kyrelel6 ай бұрын

    If it was real, and you get her pregnant, you are legally obligated to provide child support, regardless of what "disclaimers" she wrote in the "ad"

  • @wahnsihansi

    @wahnsihansi

    6 ай бұрын

    I'm broke anyway so that's cool with me.

  • @KeweenawPatriot

    @KeweenawPatriot

    6 ай бұрын

    This was likely done by a government agency to trick everyone into giving up DNA. Remember MK-ULTRA...

  • @afg122602

    @afg122602

    6 ай бұрын

    only if she takes you to court.

  • @JeanPaulConnock

    @JeanPaulConnock

    6 ай бұрын

    Or ... or you could be not-American.

  • @yeahnope2607

    @yeahnope2607

    6 ай бұрын

    @@afg122602 In most states in the US, a woman doesn't need to take a man to court, she only needs to apply for welfare and put the man's name on the paperwork as father, the state will handle everything else because they get a cut of the CS on top of a federal kickback for every dollar they collect.

  • @anonymous-yf6ur
    @anonymous-yf6ur5 ай бұрын

    “Natural insemination” that’s a very difficult way of saying cream pie. This whole tweet was so hilarious lmao

  • @jordan22031991
    @jordan220319916 ай бұрын

    I lost it at the conclusion "You're stella mate!!" 😁

  • @nevermanishere4555
    @nevermanishere45556 ай бұрын

    BTW, the shirt: Keanu has some of the great quotes. I love the one from Parenthood about how you need a license for a car, even a pet, but anyone can become a dad.

  • @jimmckay2337
    @jimmckay23376 ай бұрын

    Genius!!! Time to pay off my mortgage. 😂😂😂

  • @ruialexandre6197
    @ruialexandre61976 ай бұрын

    my first laugh of the day and i feel your pain. cheers, Ozzy!

  • @walkergoff3127
    @walkergoff31275 ай бұрын

    Lmao yeah running cons would be something we call FRAUD. And… last I checked, fraud is illegal.

  • @chezunrau-toews6917
    @chezunrau-toews69176 ай бұрын

    Gotta be some of the best affiliate marketing I've ever seen

  • @koenigseggdubstep9837
    @koenigseggdubstep98376 ай бұрын

    That is nuts. Anyone could do this.

  • @Ass_of_Amalek

    @Ass_of_Amalek

    6 ай бұрын

    an AI could do this.

  • @froggynzack
    @froggynzack6 ай бұрын

    I'm straight dead. I would have never known this was an actual scam.

  • @SullyOrange
    @SullyOrange5 ай бұрын

    I agree OM, he’s way too chuffed to not be involved

  • @moody9931
    @moody99316 ай бұрын

    I mean, that hits right up there in the fraud category. Surely, that's illegal, but who's gonna bother reporting that 😂

  • @sakegroelle3040

    @sakegroelle3040

    6 ай бұрын

    theres no monetary damage to the "victim" tho is there?

  • @MiguelSantini19-57

    @MiguelSantini19-57

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@sakegroelle3040You have to pay for a DNA test.

  • @northernsnow6982

    @northernsnow6982

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@sakegroelle3040do you think dna tests are free?

  • @karsonkevin2

    @karsonkevin2

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@sakegroelle3040there is damage to the class

  • @theMMAdhatter

    @theMMAdhatter

    6 ай бұрын

    @@sakegroelle3040 The victim pays money to 23 and Me. They would not have paid this money if the scammer did not lie. The scammer benefits financially. It doesn't matter that the victim pays for a legitimate service. It is not a legitimate service they would have paid for if the scammer hadn't lied. 💯 fraud.

  • @dn744
    @dn7446 ай бұрын

    Always happy to see your videos 😊

  • @slayem26
    @slayem266 ай бұрын

    You’re Stella 😂😂 Brilliant deduction Ozzyman

  • @samirboughlam
    @samirboughlam6 ай бұрын

    I didn't trust this, but the problem is that you convinced me it was true 😂😂😂😂

  • @SciJordz
    @SciJordz6 ай бұрын

    Oh yeah! Day always looks better when there’s a new Ozzy Man vid!

  • @user-zi8sz1ww2m
    @user-zi8sz1ww2m5 ай бұрын

    I stood under the big clock with a red carnation and a bunch of flowers for six hours. I simply came to the conclusion that she must have meant London Ontario! And my return flight to Arizona was delayed.

  • @whitneymacdonald4396
    @whitneymacdonald43966 ай бұрын

    You always give me a laugh. Awesome.

  • @LyraTyrell
    @LyraTyrell6 ай бұрын

    Don't let a random guy on Twitter tell you that fraud is totally legal haha.

  • @KeweenawPatriot

    @KeweenawPatriot

    6 ай бұрын

    This was a government trick to get everyone to give up DNA. All the DNA companies are secretly run by governments.

  • @Southernguy39

    @Southernguy39

    6 ай бұрын

    I’m with Ozzy on this one. I’m thinking this guy is “Stella.” Why else would he say that Stella is fake? He’s raking in the money and is way too happy explaining the scam.

  • @drfill9210
    @drfill92106 ай бұрын

    You are so right Aussie man! "They must have made 20k" where did he so confidently get that number from unless he's on the other end of the bank account... THEN goes on yt and posts a vid then gets add revenue as well!! DOUBLE SCAM

  • @TommyApel

    @TommyApel

    6 ай бұрын

    but it's not a scam, 23andme is paying for promotion and the buyer is paying for a DNA test. Maybe the buyer bought the DNA test for the wrong reasons but hey who cares, right.

  • @viperion_nz
    @viperion_nz5 ай бұрын

    You can trust me Ozzy Man. You can trust me. Also, you still owe me that 20 grand man.

  • @valkyrieaerialphotography2201
    @valkyrieaerialphotography22016 ай бұрын

    I completely agree, Brother! That’s your culprit. No conspiracies needed. lol “STEEEELLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!” 😂

  • @STORMWOLF66
    @STORMWOLF666 ай бұрын

    This is brilliant 😂 cheers OzzyMan

  • @nikko1984
    @nikko19846 ай бұрын

    I like how he eluded the fact she was looking for "unvaxxed" sperm. After he criticized without a doubt people who wanted to avoid the jab.

  • @Soupy_loopy

    @Soupy_loopy

    6 ай бұрын

    That's what kills me about this. The fact that it is targeting a certain group of people. Imagine it wouldn't be so funny if they were targeting a different group of people. And they wouldn't get away with it either.

  • @xToddmcx

    @xToddmcx

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Soupy_loopy The racism and unvaxxed part seemed unnecessary at first. But with the DNA test the racism makes more sense, since without it why would the 'girl' be demanding a DNA test. Unvaxxed isn't as necessary but my theory is it's a quick way to filter for idiots that might fall for your scam.

  • @Coops1985

    @Coops1985

    6 ай бұрын

    @@xToddmcx your theory is a good one

  • @F22onblockland

    @F22onblockland

    6 ай бұрын

    @@xToddmcx Targeted marketing

  • @kurtwaldheim4048

    @kurtwaldheim4048

    5 ай бұрын

    @@xToddmcx You make sense.

  • @bigbird2451
    @bigbird24516 ай бұрын

    Thanks for making. And thanks for yer face. Keep up the good work!

  • @topcover7390
    @topcover73906 ай бұрын

    "I don't know what to believe anymore" - LOL

  • @BenjySparky
    @BenjySparky6 ай бұрын

    Ozzy man you rock! Got to love the interwebs. Peace

  • @pidginmac
    @pidginmac6 ай бұрын

    Yeah that is not legal

  • @Flippy_Nips
    @Flippy_Nips6 ай бұрын

    I like how Ozzyman went from "this is a bs post about a guy talking nonsense" to "shit that's scary af! I don't trust anyone anymore."

  • @nicolebogda1482
    @nicolebogda148228 күн бұрын

    We all need cash right now? I could totally STELLAAAAAAHHHHH! 😂

  • @patrickb1303
    @patrickb13036 ай бұрын

    “Pureblooded European” is she is a wizard?

  • @SpecialOrder935
    @SpecialOrder9356 ай бұрын

    Bigger twist than shutter island 😂 I need to watch more Ozzy man

  • @MichaelTheArchAngel777
    @MichaelTheArchAngel7776 ай бұрын

    I reckon that's gonna get a few responses 😂🤣

  • @jonathanweintraub
    @jonathanweintraub6 ай бұрын

    And that’s the sound of 350k men getting their dreams crushed.

  • @youtube-handle-are-a-joke
    @youtube-handle-are-a-joke6 ай бұрын

    And whoever it was knew exactly what type of guys would fall for that...

  • @hannesRSA

    @hannesRSA

    6 ай бұрын

    Should thank them for saving the short guys $80

  • @billdoolinofficial
    @billdoolinofficial6 ай бұрын

    😂 I like the point where ozzy man turns into ditective and accused him being stella 😂 hell yeah. He could be.

  • @mlsaulnier
    @mlsaulnier6 ай бұрын

    My cats name is Stella. It might be her - I don't know what she does when I am sleeping sneaky girl.

  • @tarico4436

    @tarico4436

    6 ай бұрын

    When she's out Tom catting around, and you want her home, do you scream for her? ("A Streetcar Named Desire" reference.)

  • @mlsaulnier

    @mlsaulnier

    6 ай бұрын

    That was a big part of why I named her Stella! @@tarico4436

  • @FeanFan20
    @FeanFan206 ай бұрын

    When you said he was Stella, you got me 😂🎉❤

  • @I_am_a_Caprisagittarius
    @I_am_a_Caprisagittarius6 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂 The disappointment look had me dying 😅

  • @rather_be_a_cat
    @rather_be_a_cat6 ай бұрын

    Unfortunately Obtaining Property By Deception is illegal, well at least in the UK.

  • @tonyborelli.

    @tonyborelli.

    6 ай бұрын

    i bet most donors are willing to let it slide

  • @michellebyrom6551

    @michellebyrom6551

    2 ай бұрын

    The scammer doesn't obtain any property under any circumstances. What they get is a $20 commission on a dna test because the victim followed the recommend a friend link. There's a reason the donor requirements didn't list a minimal IQ score or a university degree.

  • @rather_be_a_cat

    @rather_be_a_cat

    2 ай бұрын

    @@michellebyrom6551 $20 is classed as property. There are 2 offences under the same umbrella, obtaining property by deception and obtaining services by deception. Money falls under the first.

  • @Wat-tambor
    @Wat-tambor6 ай бұрын

    Great content ozzyman keep it up

  • @eightcelticnations3640
    @eightcelticnations36406 ай бұрын

    This is fraud, and fraud is criminal.

  • @deplorablecovfefe9489
    @deplorablecovfefe94896 ай бұрын

    I'm already a "23 and me member". I'll go strait to the front of the line....

  • @Macca260
    @Macca2606 ай бұрын

    So I took the DNA test... Fingers crossed🤞

  • @thomascooley2749
    @thomascooley27496 ай бұрын

    The 2 bodies she counted are in bags lol

  • @xxxx85
    @xxxx85Ай бұрын

    Hahahaha this is like the Always Sunny flying miles steak scam 😂😂But in real life, hahah this is absurd

  • @uswee
    @usweeАй бұрын

    You deserve to make money Ozzy Man. You are the bringer of happiness.

  • @teknotony
    @teknotony6 ай бұрын

    Stella is expensive ... Over £5 a pint in England !

  • @Tuck-Shop

    @Tuck-Shop

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@tonyborelli.Tablespoons are used in Scotland and not for Stella.

  • @michellebyrom6551

    @michellebyrom6551

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@tonyborelli.Stella here is a Belgian beer called Stella Artois.

  • @tonyborelli.

    @tonyborelli.

    2 ай бұрын

    @@michellebyrom6551 we also have stella artois

  • @tonyborelli.

    @tonyborelli.

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Tuck-Shop yes i remember train-spotting🤮

  • @jerryhorton5708
    @jerryhorton57086 ай бұрын

    Ok…before anyone even got to the whole DNA testing thing, why would they think it was normal for someone to seek a ‘donor’ for a ‘friend’? Really? That doesn’t scream scam to you? Social media,..

  • @Tompeteux
    @Tompeteux6 ай бұрын

    All that just for Ozzy Man to come to the conclusion of “ he who smelled it, dealt it.” 🤣

  • @juantamadbetlogan1267
    @juantamadbetlogan12675 ай бұрын

    that "child bearing body" really got me 😂😂

  • @malxrobbo
    @malxrobbo6 ай бұрын

    Yo love your vids ozzy

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