0:17 “I got things to do, OR DO I?!?” 😂😂💀

@bladdydrongo

5 жыл бұрын

SCSO 404 😭 that killed me dead 🤣😂🤣

@griffins3673

4 жыл бұрын

Fake comment copied off another one

@ovipnz66

4 жыл бұрын

@@griffins3673 dude he quote him..r u having problems?

@princeraj3975

4 жыл бұрын

@@griffins3673 fake comment....or is it !?

@zacmurray1247

4 жыл бұрын

Me, You and Us nice

"I've got things to do, or do i?"... fckin gets me everytime!! 😂 😂 😂

@kashbhajii

5 жыл бұрын

Swaggaboa Hahaha you are too fuckin easy!

@j.hartley3949

5 жыл бұрын

I agree, best moment of lots of great moments.

@doyourememberme8365

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr LMAO

@shahinaa7425

5 жыл бұрын

*vsauce theme starts*

@MrDannyboyFL

5 жыл бұрын

Haha! Nice ball..

Binge watched your channel, laughed till I cried laughing, cried laughing till I dehydrated and passed out. Fkn epic!

@andyblargextra

4 жыл бұрын

same.

@ShomeAvi

4 жыл бұрын

..Passed out and started having dreams about this channel... laughed hard and passed out in your sleep..thus returning to awakeness and then saw the video continuing back to back on the phone near you......(to be continued)

@jessetomahawk2306

3 жыл бұрын

STRONG WOMAN (SouthPark)

The MMA pokemon battle is clearly fake, Everyone knows that you can’t catch a pokemon after it faints.

@EJCelestin

3 жыл бұрын

This should have more likes. lol

@filthmaster9936

3 жыл бұрын

He didnt faint, just got his skull caved in a bit.

@matthias8161

3 жыл бұрын

correct its so fake not even funny man

@ahshitherewegoagain8695

3 жыл бұрын

Nah man, the other guy was at one HP, since he was concious.

@zathtanks

2 жыл бұрын

In the show you had to faint the pokemon

9:54 "little turtlehead is poking out..." had me in stitches! LoL!

@AmokBR

6 жыл бұрын

Turtlehead or turdhead?

@mattdickie4696

5 жыл бұрын

yeah, but if you watch it without the commentary her expression is terrifying. It's like a combination of childbirth and exorcism.

@gaborvigh2638

Жыл бұрын

That one got me too! :D ROFL :D

Your narration is so good I didn't even skip over the mid-video ad, instead I watched it and was still entertained

@Whiteshell204

5 жыл бұрын

get a pop up blocker...

@reservoirfrogs2177

4 жыл бұрын

I still skipped

@Paraboiia

3 жыл бұрын

@@biomassnamibia8617 no

@myselfshubhamrana

3 жыл бұрын

@@biomassnamibia8617 I stopped watching things that were really mind blowing a long time ago. Can't watch it. Sorry.

*The "Here's me face" line never fails to make me chuckle... well done sir, well done!!*

"1:41 The two fish mating, play it at double the speed X 2"

@bigstretchdaddy

3 жыл бұрын

Good call mate!! Holy fuck I shit myself laughing so hard!!

@sabatheus

3 жыл бұрын

1:45 "pound it, pound it, keep going...uuuhhhhhhh! Can we go get some cheesy chips?"

Moral of the story.'stop tapping on the bloody glass' XD....😂

@dukenguyen3424

5 жыл бұрын

To be precise it is also correct. Tapping on the glass must feel like an explosion to dolphins/whales since they communicate with ultrasound (which is literally super quiet), the kinetic sound has to annoy the crap out of them.

@dukenguyen3424

4 жыл бұрын

@@abdulkarimelnaas7595 I understand. I'm just saying that ultrasound is waves, and tapping on the glass creates kinetic. It's like instead of talking to someone normally, they gonna tap on your head with Morse codes u know.

@user-mj4or8sh3g

4 жыл бұрын

The glass was to thicc tbh

@malangi31

4 жыл бұрын

@@dukenguyen3424 you're right but I assume the designer of these specialized aquarium use sound absorbing glass...but dolphins are smartest of all fishes and this one was the really the sport among the m....but those small home aquariums are not that bang proof I reckon.

The mini movie at the end was bloody amazing 😂😂

@bmore000

6 жыл бұрын

Ozzy Man Reviews yeah mate, it was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh

@shanewinter5364

6 жыл бұрын

Need more atto !

4:11 Silly Michael Venom Page, you can't catch fainted PokEmon

I love how during the Beetle Battles they play a Beatles song

ozzyman is the only person who can understand animals

@morganchristian8036

6 жыл бұрын

20k subs without videos are

@morganchristian8036

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah I’m

@elhuervo7352

6 жыл бұрын

Aritra Maity it's like Dr Dolittle but fun.

@Abejaved

4 жыл бұрын

and robots

@ellabrailsford5916

4 жыл бұрын

Dr Doolittle is WIGLESS.

1:41 I'm dead lmao "Pound it Pound it" five seconds later "want to go get cheesy chips?"

Dude the amount of therapeutic laughter that you Dole out on the regular is well appreciated - Thank you!

I love that people over seas appreciate the funny legend that is Ozzy Man. Feel like a proud mum.

@overlordodyn5913

4 жыл бұрын

I love you, mom.

@terrenceburton7903

4 жыл бұрын

We Love ya too 💚💛💛💚❤❤❤💙💙💜💛💚💝❤💙💖💖💖💖💖💟💞💟💟💟💟💟💝💘💘💘

@terrenceburton7903

4 жыл бұрын

Wens dinner??

@72marshflower15

2 жыл бұрын

It hardly makes up for the fuckkall Rupert Murdoch you wankers gave the world, but it’s a great start, yeh.

@mynd1125

Жыл бұрын

I'm from the UK, fair dinkum "'tint 'in tin" makes sense. In the full queens English "This product is not currently in the tin offering said product"

*...Is that a bloody rifle?*

@mikespearwood3914

5 жыл бұрын

where?

@Ram-xw4kj

5 жыл бұрын

Mike He was quoting Ozzy man.

@mikespearwood3914

5 жыл бұрын

Pagan what part of the video though?

@AbzMndrzz

5 жыл бұрын

@@mikespearwood3914 8:40

@jrea424

5 жыл бұрын

@@mikespearwood3914 did you even watch the video?

0:20 I've got things to do. Or do I? **Vsauce music starts*

"Yes, there's a fucking ladder"🤣

9:48...."these ladies are given it their 110 percent, and she is possibly shiting herself"....😄🤣🤣🤣🤣...

@lycanbane2070

4 жыл бұрын

About right there... yeah.. right there

@dikshikhasumrah339

4 жыл бұрын

Constipation 😂😂😂

*OR DOO I???* HAHAHAHA XD

@neilselvido4872

6 жыл бұрын

lmao

@octap79

6 жыл бұрын

That was epic ...lol

@chintanparmar2693

6 жыл бұрын

Best fucking part of the video lmao

@h.l9635

6 жыл бұрын

Died right there. :D

@shaunanthony3895

6 жыл бұрын

Lol. That got me too

_"Or do I?"_ 😂 That first one hahaha

Ozzy Man: ooooooooooo, aaaaaaaaaa hurrrrrrrh KZread Captions: [Music] I can’t agree more mate.

@mfaridzzibran9806

3 жыл бұрын

Metal

"You know theres another boat serving diet coke? Have you guys thought about diversifying?" 🤣🤣

“Can we go get some cheesy chips?” 😂😂😂😂😂

@rooinmaggot1892

4 жыл бұрын

What the actual fuck was happening? 😨

@owencahill4377

4 жыл бұрын

@@rooinmaggot1892 they were fertilizing their eggs

"This is good for tourism" Never stop dude

“She is possibly shitting herself”😂😂🤣

This guy deserves his own tv show, never fails to make me laugh

Where do you even find these videos

@shogunero3.6

6 жыл бұрын

WAL33D MAS waleeed my man

@shogunero3.6

6 жыл бұрын

White Wolf 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@CharlieAUS

6 жыл бұрын

You find them on youtube.

@sebolsen2534

6 жыл бұрын

Probably reddit tbf

@wal33dmas81

6 жыл бұрын

Andrius Budzius I know I'm everywhere and pretty famous in the comments section LOL

Shiela's arm-wrestling is like The Exorcist. Hehehehe

@ankzietyeln2254

5 жыл бұрын

that one almost killed meeee XDDD

1:41, laughed so hard there, brilliant.

@Parkere409

4 жыл бұрын

Pound it ohhh

@thelegacyshow4248

4 жыл бұрын

I had absolutely no idea what was actually happening, tbh, cuz thats not how fish fuck right?

@marek3358

3 жыл бұрын

@@thelegacyshow4248 it is, they dont fuck like we do

The female arm wrestler definitely looks like William Dafoe's sister.

@PeacefulJoint

4 жыл бұрын

His name is Willem you uncultured swine.

@joshotey2967

4 жыл бұрын

@@PeacefulJoint I stand corrected kind Sir. I shall report to the public square tomorrow morning for public flogging.

@PeacefulJoint

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshotey2967 No less than 15 lash's.

@joshotey2967

4 жыл бұрын

@@PeacefulJoint You uneducated peasant, the plural form of the word lash is lashes, not "lash's". No soup for you!

@PeacefulJoint

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshotey2967 I don't take responsibility for how communist China designed my phone's vocabulary.

8:40 "is that bloody rifle"😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌

"OR DO I" 😂😂😂😂😂

@mechwarrior13

6 жыл бұрын

I feel like the beluga knew exact what he/she was doing

7:27 “let’s all give camel style a go”

@joshuakerger575

3 жыл бұрын

Only if the camel gives you consent to do so..

@matthias8161

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshuakerger575 ayoo

I have absolutely no clue why KZread recommended this to me, but I'm laughing my @$$ off right now.🤣😂👍

12 minutes of pure comedy gold!! Damn it why do I have to be at work, these captions do not do it justice! I imagine your serenading sweet voice "Now piss off I got things to do" 😂

1:10 kinda want to see that championship bug match. it would be funny to stage fake city in the background like a monster battle.

@guestimator121

5 жыл бұрын

McBuggor would probably trash talk the living shit out of Bugabadov which would piss him off, and after the fight, the Bugabadov would probably jump out of the terrarium and start beating everyone outside

@trod146

5 жыл бұрын

So just Google j apanese beetle fighting

@noway2241

5 жыл бұрын

Palawan stag beetle is the champ of that bug match. Just look it up.

@beararms3777

5 жыл бұрын

@@omairkhan9167 You the hound?

@KaizerHuter

4 жыл бұрын

Funny enough, Ozzy actually got it right when chose to call the right one Hercules. ヘラクレスーリッキー = Heracles Ricky (I'm not sure if リッキー is supposed to stand for "beetle," or something.)

That Beluga one killed me and I had to pause before moving forward 😂😂😂 it was too good

The Owl part is amazing!!

I fackin love ozzy! My days not complete unless i watch one of your vids

@jaketaylor12yearsago.44

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah same😂

@greysonG10

6 жыл бұрын

You guys really shouldn't tell kids to end their own lives man.. Little fucked up.

@RBolen

6 жыл бұрын

+Greysen Gagné I agree. kids only know what they are taught. thank you. otherwise good video as always

@thelizabeth909

6 жыл бұрын

I fackin agree. It’s a big responsibility he has taken upon himself, and he continues to nail it. So much so I occasionally want to donate to his patreon-nah

@greysonG10

6 жыл бұрын

Grizzly Beast INotice how he never replied? He's probably hanging on a tree branch right now.

Just stumbled upon this channel and I'm loving it!

The moral was so splendid I was moved to tears. 😭 don’t harm the animals by tapping glass!

“I got things to do, *OR DO I?”* I FUCKIN CANTTT

"Now piss off I've got things to do...OR DO I" I'm dead😂😂

Mega compilation of Ozzy Man...perfect start to a Friday!

Had to laugh at the cage match bit. I am paralyzed. I know what skipping leg day looks like, and that winner skipped leg day. Keep the laughs coming!

I love that you have The Beatles "Revolution" playing during the beetles fights:) brilliant

Off to play Vikings: War Of Cunts and watch Atlas: The Robowanker. Cheers!

"is that a bloody rifle?" i lost in that part, cheers ozzy for making my day

Lol I can just imagine ozzy alone in a room doing these voiceovers pretending he's not crazy. Love it

I'm watching this at quarter past 10 at night and I'm trying so hard not to piss myself or scream off laughter 😂😂😂

"No one likes a bird ya too hectic." Hahahaha

@stusux

6 жыл бұрын

20k subs without videos Hell no.

@ThatDarnKittehGaming

6 жыл бұрын

It's funny cos it's true!

@FakeWeebKy

6 жыл бұрын

20k subs without videos stop askin people for subs. Earn it ya fuck.

Best tactic is to not brush your teeth, eat garlic, drink Fanta and breathe against your opponent 🤣🤣🤣🤣

No one has so sustainably made me cry laughing watching his videos as you. You are amazing.

I would definitely watch a movie with Ozzy Man doing a voice over on a robot protagonist.

@tristanflynn4014

4 ай бұрын

Look up Lucy and DiC.

Atto!!! The second AC/DC kicked in I lost it 😂 Well done, Ozzy, ya fucken legend

The Attos part is solid gold! That should be a short film! hahaha.

8:45 Someone jinxed it. He really is a leader now...

When the zombie apocalypse happens we must find each other I just need you as the best narrator

Need daily dose of new Ozzy Man Videos. Can't live without.

First one and the fish fight are my favorite. For my lab exam I had to write why DNA mutation are bad and I put" they have reached destination fucked" Got full credit for the question 😂

The golden eye N64 reference was fn hilarious ! I remember the best part of the game was placing the proximity mines and watching the scientists rag doll when they’d explode

Winnah winnah chicah dinnah

At 7:27 my mum walked into my room...R.I.P.

Omg the whale thing is the funniest thing you have done yet!!!

@burritolord3044

6 жыл бұрын

U mean sealion

@EnderAL44

6 жыл бұрын

Or do I?

@zotteke1991

6 жыл бұрын

SMOKINxWOLFx420 they're dolphins idiot

@zotteke1991

6 жыл бұрын

SMOKINxWOLFx420 belugas to be specific

@jordanl6464

6 жыл бұрын

zotteke1991 if youre going to call someone out, at least dont be wrong. Beluga whales and their closest relative, narwhals, are not dolphins. FOH with your pretend marine biology.

0:19 Now piss off, I’ve got things o do.....OR DO IIIIIII??? Hahahahaha

Lol the owls killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ozzy man doesn't need misleading title to watch his videos. Bloody hilarious!!

You are human gold, Ozzy.

Bruh you got me crying in the first 30 secs!😂😂😂

Bro you kill me man love the videos I don’t know how you don’t have your own late night tv show 👍🏼 the shit that you come up with is great

hey it's been 2 months since i found your channel. i've binged on all your content 2 times now and I NEED MORE. shit is addictive and you need to warn people bout that. btw that owl part killed me

The Zombie game is called Days Gone.

@streetlife8244

6 жыл бұрын

vagaroth not released till 2019 :(

1:41 is the best part of this video. "Can we go get some cheesy chips?"

Haven’t have a good laugh for a while. You are a genius

Hearing Ozzy Man's American accent in the last segment was JUST CREEPY.

My days are always better after an Ozzy man compilation keeps me sane in the cold wet winter months. Nice work fella heard me face.

"They send a perfect mesage for the world" 😂🤣 talking about the lover camel

Most people like me got a kick right off the bat that first one is great....man you got great delivery with your commentary

Please never stop making these videos. I’ve never laughed so hard alone in my life!!!!!!!! 😂

@shaygan4885

5 жыл бұрын

same😂

There are 20 million blokes and Sheila's playing this game 😂😂😂😂😂

Those fish at 1:45 get more action than I have in my whole life 😂😭

Bro I can't even deal with you! You got me looking like a maniac laughing by myself😂💀

"click the shit out the link" makes it sound so majestic and dramatic. Advertising at its finest

The woman in the yellow headband is fucking terrifying.

Not sure why anyone is hating this is pure comedy

That "... or do i?!" Was fair dinkum bloody perfect!

The beetle fights are actually more interesting than wwe...

What have we got here? Oh, I'll tell you what we've got here *MULTIPLE TICKETS TO DESTINATION F****#ED*

@StratoSound

6 жыл бұрын

Anurag Shobhan its the internet you can swear

@pacotaco840

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah we won't tell your mum

@edgarb919

6 жыл бұрын

what game was he playing with all the zombies in it?

@pacotaco840

6 жыл бұрын

Edgar Basilio That's called Days Gone. Coming to PS4 in 2019.

First clip with the beluga is just gold! 😂

the owls had me dying lol.

Beetles can’t wrestle Japanese:hold my beer🍺

Atto is a drunk bastard that's me while going home after a party

9:20 - 9:27 never knew the zombie leader from 'I am legend' could grow hair

OMFG at 1:41 with the 🐟 making those 😱😵😱😵 faces and Ozzy talking, I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

Man your videos always always always make me laugh. Thank you for that. Keep doing your thing ya bloody legend!

9:26 ozzy's commentary is just too funny i was laughing like crazy 😂😂😂😂

Beatles music during the beetles wrestling 😂

0:08 legendary 🤣😂😂🙌🙌