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@underworldguardian704

2 жыл бұрын

These videos are fair denkim wholesome!

@johnascroft9206

2 жыл бұрын

You're hitting the sweet spot with your videos lately brother keep it up

@princetigerlily

2 жыл бұрын

rgjri

@dkey4379

2 жыл бұрын

Your contents never disappointed :D

@uabir8338

2 жыл бұрын

That chook is so adorable and fat ❤️❤️❤️

That aerial bird footage at the end was legitimately amazing, great work from Steven Spielbird

@princetigerlily

2 жыл бұрын

fad

@janedoe-hq9vn

2 жыл бұрын

Ha! I see what you did there....

@TheBiggreenpig

2 жыл бұрын

@@janedoe-hq9vn Well, it was Stephen Spielbird or Steven Seagull. I don't know any Steven Spielbird.

@ThorRuneHansen

2 жыл бұрын

Steven Speedbird

@dees4896

2 жыл бұрын

Steven Stealbird

Mattress boy was one of the most frustrating things to watch. I bet Big John was pissing himself in the truck watching that. 👀😂

@kingcosworth2643

2 жыл бұрын

All the young fellas we get to labour are mostly useless, normally very polite, but have not done anything that isn't playing fortnight. You can tell as they have no intuition to solve problems. That kid with the mattress simply needed to drag it.

@harolddecapodian2308

2 жыл бұрын

@@kingcosworth2643 so true. Old mate did him a solid leaving him to working it out on his own

@fishbone_8934

2 жыл бұрын

@@kingcosworth2643 i'm quite young and was absolutely annoyed with this as well, can't figure out why he feels the need to carry it instead of just dragging it along lol

@lonewretch

2 жыл бұрын

I used to work at Parry's and delivered more mattresses than I wish I did.. Takes some time to learn how to pick one up and not lose you're sht... Mind you, they were covered in plastic at the time, so a lot easier to grab onto. but haha yeah, this poor bloke was waging a losing war with that thing hahah

@SupermanJunkieModz

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/n3x-25NvZq6Wmqw.html

I cannot believe that me, a grown man, is laughing like an idiot at a dog and chicken playing around.

@northwestalternativemedia2125

2 жыл бұрын

ozzy mans personsification via narration makes ordinary cute into comedy gold

@Coops1985

2 жыл бұрын

that little jump as the chicken gets surprised by the dog...

@caczech

2 жыл бұрын

Dude... Do NOT apologize for that!

@StanHowse

2 жыл бұрын

They looked like they were having a blast.

@alejandroperez5368

2 жыл бұрын

@@StanHowse Are you sure? To me the dog was the only one having fun. Chickens are aggresive sicko animals.

As someone who owns a moving company, the mattress kid is every new employee that "has 5 years of experience as a mover"

@greensmoothie3456

2 жыл бұрын

So how does one move a mattress singlehandedly?... mattresses used to come with handles on the sides back in the day here in Canada.

@I-am-stevo

2 жыл бұрын

@@greensmoothie3456 simple. Beast mode it. Big johno shows you how it's done

@greensmoothie3456

2 жыл бұрын

@@I-am-stevo Guess it's better not to be a mover if you can't execute beast mode then.

@carabiner7999

2 жыл бұрын

@@greensmoothie3456 Thing is, they were always on the long sides. I've lived in three countries and moved a lot while in them. The handles would really help more if they were at the top and bottom sides. The kid could have dragged the damn thing, although maybe Beast Mode is required for that company? Frank Loyd Wright said that form follows function, so whatever it takes, right?!

@martina2659

2 жыл бұрын

It was funny how he even started going backward at one point, if he hadn't gotten help, the mattress would eventually have ended up back in the bed

the koala mum and kid 😂😂😂😂😂😂 the conversation couldn't be more real

@jenniehughes6927

2 жыл бұрын

So human like. That was hilarious. Oh and the dog and chicken 😆🤣 😂

@Losshe

2 жыл бұрын

She even did the "OK I'm leaving. Bye." then never leave thing 😂

The bit at the fence with the 2 dogs & their “in depth” discussion was my favourite 👏🤣

@yami564

2 жыл бұрын

Mine too!

@owdeezstrauz1268

2 жыл бұрын

I like the part at the fence where the Australians jump over it and the Australian government has a manhunt for people that just escaped their concentration camp, even though they tested negative for the China virus, they were in a concentration camp and we all know you're not allowed to leave them.

@lonewretch

2 жыл бұрын

@@camilela7535 piss off... christ almighty....

@lonewretch

2 жыл бұрын

@@owdeezstrauz1268 Yes, I too want to subscribe to your newsletter. Can you send me a link to your subscription service, mr troll bot?

@SupermanJunkieModz

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/n3x-25NvZq6Wmqw.html

The wasp part killed me, I’ve never felt so bad for a wasp before

@Vishnu-B

Ай бұрын

I didn't feel bad for it even after that... ☠️😅 But it was funny AH... 😂😂

That bird did a better job filming then the person recording the snake.

@MeAuntieNora

2 жыл бұрын

It even filmed the ground and made it thrilling.

@mattp1821

Жыл бұрын

Than*

@jus7040

Жыл бұрын

@@mattp1821 *ten

Not gonna lie. The aerial footage was just fucking awesome.

@Angie-zk4ei

2 жыл бұрын

Patiently waiting for that bird to create his own youtube channel. I loved it.

@3souris

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. So nice to be able to say the word "awesome" and really mean filled with awe. I'd like to invite Steve Speilbird to come fly over the rooftops of my neighbourhood in Montmartre.

@Cyba_IT

2 жыл бұрын

The inequality in roofing standards was unbelievably high too

@mikes5637

2 жыл бұрын

Cheaper than a drone, but with slightly less control.

@davidduma7615

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the "flying fuck" line. I see what you did there.

That Dog chasing a chicken video was so feel good. The joy on both their faces was incredible

@RealAyzeNZ

2 жыл бұрын

I couldn't really see the "joy on their faces" but I do think they were very happy in that moment

@rjenkins4325

2 жыл бұрын

@@RealAyzeNZ ...What?..you couldn't see the chickens teeth grinning ear to ear?

@kevo1legend

2 жыл бұрын

@@rjenkins4325 😂😂😂 something is wrong with that guy, I could see the chicken laughing so much its face turned red.

@TheYluap

2 жыл бұрын

chicken was chasing the dog homie

@lonewretch

2 жыл бұрын

Chickens don't have faces... oO

LMFAO 😂 that Koala commentary was sooo spot on to how the animals were moving. And 10:32- absolutely friggin hysterical ya legend! Well done Oz!

“Take a gander at that duck”…. I don’t know if that was intentional or not but damn it made me laugh.

@NicolaMaxwell

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 typical Jake Paul fans

Who else wanted to see that koala be propelled through the air by branch catapult? 😅

@RealAyzeNZ

2 жыл бұрын

*cough psycho *cough

@ESPmrBrough

2 жыл бұрын

@@RealAyzeNZ koalas are bastards they deserve it

@MrNicoJac

2 жыл бұрын

@Penny Lane: ME! :D @@RealAyzeNZ He's fluffy as fuck, and will bounce like a perfectly happy chlamydia-ball ;)

@mattniven6380

2 жыл бұрын

Guilty 🙋

@Mortthemoose

2 жыл бұрын

Ummmm....yes! 😁

To be defeated by a mattress must be embarassing as hell, poor lad.

@jessicawinchester7184

2 жыл бұрын

I ended up in the ER with a pulled shoulder muscle the last time I flipped my mattress by myself. Lol It sucked. I was happy nobody was here to see it, but if someone else was here, I'd have asked them to help me & probably wouldn't have ended up needing a steroid shot & a week's worth of pain killers. 😂

@jenniehughes6927

2 жыл бұрын

Why didn't he just flip it over and over to the truck ? So frustrating.

@gemmah-c6897

2 жыл бұрын

this is why he's moving shit from one place to another for a living

@yodawgzgaming4416

2 жыл бұрын

Especially a quite small mattress

@johnascroft9206

2 жыл бұрын

must have felt rotten Defeated by a basic cheap ass mattress with his muscles like knots in Cotton big John was spot on in leaving him to figure it out for himself, and I think you will find it was a matter of being cruel to be kind hopefully he'll bounce back, on the right track , so in the future he won't get bullied by A cantankerous dickhead trampoline

"Help there's a strange koala lady after me!" LMFAO

That dog commentary was spot-on, on how humans behave!

@tanith117

2 жыл бұрын

Online vs offline.

@Mortthemoose

2 жыл бұрын

@@tanith117 lol....yes!

Back in the old days mattresses had like rope handles on either side, evolution has gone backwards. I srsly feel his pain man🤦

@Paiadakine

2 жыл бұрын

I cut holes in the mattress (I am throwing away) so I can hold it better. Wear gloves, some mattress have metal springs.

@threestepssideways1202

2 жыл бұрын

In the current days they do too, if you don't buy a cheap ass mattress.

The "social media dogs" is brilliant. I'd like to see just that segment stand on it's own. That could go viral on social media for sure.

@orange_cat

2 жыл бұрын

You could do that on your own. Download it, clip it, then upload it. Just be sure to credit Ozzy Man.

As a mom of three the littlest being two I completely identify with that koala 🐨 mom. It’s nice to know all children refuse to do what you are asking. 🤣

@dreamst1166

2 жыл бұрын

I’ll give you a 5th also

@ImALefty08

2 жыл бұрын

Ah. An Ahmed (Arabic name) having sexual fantasies. Who knew? And a guy named Dream, day-dreaming about shagging a mom. And you 2 seemed to have liked each other's comments too lol Creeps. 👀

@dreamst1166

2 жыл бұрын

@@ImALefty08 it wasn’t that serious mate relax lol

@richjay1565

2 жыл бұрын

@Dimmy Ahmed are you offering to wring out one of your many tissues?

@literallyanangrymoose7717

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, sometimes we really just want to be left alone. Yall never seem to understand or just don't care.

The bit at the fence with the 2 dogs & their "in depth" discussion was my favourite

Those voiceovers must be so fun to record! It's always good when there's a mega compilation!

As a former removal man with over 4 years experience, I must say this..... That was the most pathetic attempt at handling a mattress I ever did see... And it was HILARIOUS! 😂🤣

A bird steals a camera and makes a better video than 99% of people on KZread! 🤯 Dudebird is legend!

That dog and chicken running around the pallets got so wholesome

To be fair, mattresses are weirdly difficult to handle!

@ThorRuneHansen

2 жыл бұрын

Yes the heavy ones with springs like that one has some weeeeird physics going on 😝

@actionmarco8556

2 жыл бұрын

That is absolutely true. But then, all the times he flipped it up from the ground again, he would have already made it there, if he had simply flipped it over, let it fall and go again.

@StanHowse

2 жыл бұрын

@@actionmarco8556 Or, he coulda just grabbed a corner and drug it to the tuck.. E-Z.

@cynsen

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@letsjustlaugh1592

2 жыл бұрын

Lol not near that difficult. Hit the gym

The mama/baby koala argument is hilarious 😂😂 this video has "the gods must be crazy vibes" thank you Ozzy for this good healthy laughs😉

Man this one's one of my favorites. I love how long it is too. The bird one was amazing footage too. The dogs being friends until they're separated. Hilarious

That fence opening and closing and the instant changing in attitude of both the dogs... hilarious!!

that footage of the bird was amazing, must be amazing to just soar through the skies like that. Makes me wish that if reincarnation was real i'd reincarnate as an owl or an eagle.

@henryate5028

2 жыл бұрын

That was better than any drone footage. Which gives me a great idea. You know how old times they used birds to send letters. Well why not strap a camera on one and train it to go circulate places to video.

@Elderflowerpunch

2 жыл бұрын

Felt really mystical.

@marko-1987

2 жыл бұрын

Fun that one, not for the phones owner but would have to see funny side if he gets it back

@joltran3276

2 жыл бұрын

Or a man in the age of commercial jet packs!

@LindaC616

2 жыл бұрын

@@SusanKay- red winged blackbirds are fierce around nests in the spring

Every rock, animal, bird, grass blade, insect, fish, mammal, amphibian, arthropod, everything sounds like Ozzy man in my head now.

@fnuppyfnup

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@fkrkf

Ай бұрын

Facts

"have a gander at the ducks" -- we see what you did there, ozzyman 🦆

The mom & son koalas had me rolling. 🤣🤣

That fence was like social media once it's in the way people grow a pair.

@m2burles1

2 жыл бұрын

Great analogy! Fence brings out the keyboard warrior in all of us. Ya dickhead!! Kidding…cheers mate 🍻

Nothing like Ozzy Man to brighten up a stressful day. Thanks mate.🙂

@lonewretch

2 жыл бұрын

So true. A very much needed thing when you feel like you're on deaths door. They say laughter is the best cure... It absolutely is.

@juanenarrier4997

2 жыл бұрын

👍👍

The fact that koalas sleep for 20+ hours a day and they spent so many minutes on that branch maneuver is gold

4:24 I get a special kind of joy seeing koalas voiced with an Australian accent. :D

@kardiaclark8111

2 жыл бұрын

As if they would have any other accent? 😆😉

1:11 "we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty"

The bird eye view was one hell of a ride with uncle ozzy man.

10:31 I’m not sure why, but skits like this are absolutely hilarious. Love it when you post these.

When the dog scared the chicken and yells out “you f*ck knuckle” I spat out my drink through my nose Was so effin funny 😆

That Koala scene is so accurate on Mother-child relationships

I've moved a lot of mattresses and this was hilarious. I once had a job to clean out a 13 bedroom boarding home and it had 52 large mattresses and box springs and it was a 2 story house. I bought some hooks with handles designed to handle bales of hay. They made the job 100 times easier. Of course I was throwing them all away so it didn't matter if they all got punctured.

I feel ya Mama Koala.. got a couple joeys of my own who act just like yours.

@kardiaclark8111

2 жыл бұрын

Um..... Joeys are baby kangaroos and wallabies, mean that's not important here but I just had to point that out

that dog fence piece was next level lol

The hornet was really holding on as if he would say: "tell my wife I love her"

I nearly choked laughing, especially the one with the two dogs and a fence 😂 good one! 👍🏾

Dog yelling boo already had me in tears

I was cry laughing 😂 over the koala bit. 4:25 Oh my goodness 🐨🤣

The dogs fence fighting was great 😂

@MsAggie78

2 жыл бұрын

Literally every keyboard warrior ever.👌

I always love Ozzy Man’s animal narrations 👍😁

5:00 oh my god that skit was cute AF

That was, hands down, the best bird flight video I've ever seen.

Ive moved a fair few mattresses in my day and I fair dinkum have to empathise with that guy about 3:20 in. Mattresses are sneaky buggers, give em an inch they'll take the bed again 🤷‍♂️ Another great Ozzy video though 🥰

@albertbatfinder5240

2 жыл бұрын

It’s like going three rounds with a sumo wrestler. The only thing more difficult than dealing with a regular mattress is trying to wrangle a futon up a narrow flight of stairs.

@oddpoppetesq.3467

2 жыл бұрын

@@albertbatfinder5240 I felt for him, after Superman came out.... Never moved a futon tbh, Seems nasty though... albeit not as nasty as Matties are 😉🤣

@albertbatfinder5240

2 жыл бұрын

@@oddpoppetesq.3467 Futons are heavier, with dense packed cotton in a slick and shiny cover. Think of sandbags the size of a bed, but encased silk, not hessian. The don’t have the decency to retain their shape like a mattress, so you can’t lean them anywhere without them contorting and collapsing. They’re a non-Newtonian state of matter, sometimes solid, sometimes fluid, but always 13 times as dense as their constituent parts. Be thankful you never dealt with them. I’d rather fight grizzly bears.

@Rob-fc9wg

2 жыл бұрын

The bastard's are the natural enemy of man!

@orange_cat

2 жыл бұрын

Some 20 years ago mattresses all had handles, two per side, making the job simpler.

those two dogs remember me of a kind of human interaction. all friendly and cool when they can see each other, ready to jump at each other's throat when in front of a screen. 11:51 this gives a whole new meaning to the expression "bird watching".

@bearschmidt3180

2 жыл бұрын

*Remind

The world loves and needs you buddy.. we f@cking love ya brother....

Ozzy Man's so good at this, I actually felt sorry for that wasp. I repeat: I was concerned for the wellbeing of a venomous little fucker that could have easily flown away at any time with little or no harm. I'm shook. Nice job mate. Protip for solo mattress moving: stand it up on its side, sling an old sheet or blanket underneath and drag it. Makes the process a lot faster, even for a single mattress that you can lift by yourself.

@ 1:50… “Welcome to mattress removal day”… I think this is the perfect intro for someone who didn’t quite make it to destination F**KED or one of Ozzy Man’s classic “Welcome back to fight club” intros??? ✌️😂

They say Good fences make good neighbors. but I think you've just shown no fences mean we have to behave ourselves.

@m2burles1

2 жыл бұрын

Pink Floyd was right all along - Tear down the Wall!

@orange_cat

2 жыл бұрын

Open carry also means we have to behave ourselves. As it should be.

@MrWhateva10

2 жыл бұрын

@@orange_cat Yeah, well adjusted humans need the constant threat of death to mind their manners and be polite.

@kissit012

2 жыл бұрын

@@orange_cat some of us are not savages who need constant threats to remind us not to agress against others with no reason.

@blahblah8037

2 жыл бұрын

@@kissit012 but not all of us.

3:21 turning the baseball cap is like starting an engine...

Whoever voiced mama koala was straight out of Monty Python! 😂

Ozzy Man, can you please make a compilation with all the dog social media fights? They are all so amazing and on point, it would be fun to have them in one place.

That was so damn painful watching that guy move that mattress 😂😂

I can totally relate with the moving guy's struggle with the mattress. Spring mattresses are so difficult to move especially if you don't have muscle strength. 🤣🤣🤣

@lonewretch

2 жыл бұрын

Takes some time to get it, but once you do, you can fling them up over and it's no problem. Now making the bases, having to grab king sized wooden frames from a stack, that ruins your back completely... oO

@frostdemen1

2 жыл бұрын

@@lonewretch Gets worse when stairs are involved

@NorthernGreenEyes

2 жыл бұрын

My foam mattress topper has a mind of its own!!!

The last one with the bird was the best drone footage you could get ever!

if we ever are in a drone crisis and don't have any drones , plz hire that magpie to film . He did a fair dinkom good job of filming .

@freaksrus2013

2 жыл бұрын

This comment needs more likes. I had to Google "fair dinkum" just to find out what it meant. Such a cute phrase. 😊

@blahblah8037

2 жыл бұрын

@@freaksrus2013 it’s pretty cringe that they adopt it to their speech just to comment on this one channel.

@martinsmith8670

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it was a parrot from the coloured feathers and the shadow it cast on the ground

The absolute perfect way to start a Monday! Thank You Ozzy Man!

@RealAyzeNZ

2 жыл бұрын

Oh you must be in America or something.... Cos it's Monday NIGHT in Aus

@qcontinuum30

2 жыл бұрын

@@RealAyzeNZ yea, American here. it was 6:30AM when I watched it.

12:10 literal birds eye was genuinely amazing to see, the commentary was just the frosting on the cake💯💯

These little people from Koala-la La-Lumpur are simply the best.

Thank you Ozzy Man for exposing the tragic roof inequality in the world. Sometimes you need a totally different perspective in order to see the whole picture. Cheers mate.

You really out did yourself on this one Ozzy. No hesitation to rank this as the best compilation yet!

@bearschmidt3180

2 жыл бұрын

*out did

Mate the KOALA part was just pure GOLD

The koala routine would have made the Pythons proud...Top work...

How weak was that guy with the mattress? 🤣 Poor wee fella.

@johnascroft9206

2 жыл бұрын

@Travisboyd he's got gamer wrist...heaviest thing he's picked up till that mattress Is a play station pad !

How did he perfectly put humanity into dogs fighting

The koala bit had some strong Monty python vibes and I’m here for it.

Coala mom: we had to talk. Hand gesture same as mother do lol

The Dog's lucky the Chicken was only operating at 25% of it's peak capacity

@cesar_yf2637

2 жыл бұрын

I swear I see you in most of my comment sections, your always on point.

@theMMAdhatter

2 жыл бұрын

25% of its beak capacity

Ozzy man I've been watching you since before you had a million followers you are by far the best KZreadr I have ever found... Please don't change a thing man you got the golden recipe and when I start making more money next couple weeks I'm going to join your patreon and hook you up even more man you deserve it I could be having the worst day ever and watch one of your videos and I'll laugh so hard I'll forget what I was upset about so thank you for that

@mrenb7

2 жыл бұрын

@@camilela7535 no, Camille.

Douglas the koala kid!! Poor Douglas!

That koala clip was the epitome of raising a small child lol

God bless you, Ozzy Man... You narrations REALLY cleared half of my Depression ... Thanks from MALAYSIA 🇲🇾❤️❤️❤️

Finding out that ozzy has uploaded a video that also mega compilation just after finishing my work... Gives me tremendous joy... This video was marvelous... Literally gold after gold content. I appreciate you ozzy man... Your commentary is godlike.

11:45 who needs a drone when you can have a parrot stealing other people's stuff?

the koala and mom bit brought me back to my childhood... bloody spot on.... (Except for the trees and branches)

I'm not sure how I'd get through the day without a dose of Ozzy man. Thank you sir

I actually very much enjoyed the bird stealing his camera. We need more bird thief's with cinematic experience was bloody good shit

That koala bit was hilarious 😂

“Have a gander at the ducks” lmao 👍

Discovered your channel a few days ago and every video I have seen so far has had me crying laughing. Baby koalas bid for freedom brilliant. Love your commentaries. Comedy gold. Subbed and on an Ozzy Man Marathon just now. 😂 Love Peace ✌️

Finally... old school ozzy is back. Almost wet my pants.

@juanenarrier4997

2 жыл бұрын

ME2

4:12 the "Easy Triston" had me laughing with many tears falling down me face

The drop bear baby is terrified for its life. 😂

Moving a mattress is one of the most infuriating life experiences

@Rob-fc9wg

2 жыл бұрын

They're the natural enemy of man!

I've been watching you for a couple years and this may be one of my favorites

You named the baby koala ‘Douglas’, brilliant.

The dogs and the fence is too relatable 😂

The funniest part of the mattress clip for me was that they'd put 'Driveway' in the corner so they'd know what it was!

@jamesthomson13

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah 😂I'm guessing the security software forces you to name each camera though

@tlgibson97

2 жыл бұрын

It's easier to name them so that you can select the recording from a list. I installed a camera setup for my mom that had 14 cameras in it. You had to name them or else you'd never find anything later.

@lemedico

2 жыл бұрын

And it's a 2018 video. Way too old for a 2021 comp

@kissit012

2 жыл бұрын

@@lemedico so you like your clips young, eh?

@StanHowse

2 жыл бұрын

@Bri Ba I was thinking that too. Like these people have THE cleanest driveway, known to man, but leave an old mattress on the porch? Some people don't deserve such a perfect driveway.

That great time of the year, when we get the mega compilation video from the Ozzy man 👌🏼🔥

Ok the koalas had my entire family laughing