John Mulaney MUST host the Oscars next year! In one and a half minutes he got more laughs than Jimmy Kimmel did all night.

@1870Coppelia

2 ай бұрын

Yes! I couldn’t agree more! John Mulaney never fails

@georgeaslanidis4789

2 ай бұрын

I thought the same thing.

@nkk_23

2 ай бұрын

jimmy kimmel is supremely annoying and unfunny

@carefulpilgrim

2 ай бұрын

And JM is handsome, too! And has an excellent voice, and projects quite well!

@thehousecat93

2 ай бұрын

His governor’s awards monologue this year was fantastic, in case you missed that.

Him presenting an award is like a horse.... loose in a hospital.

@ohwiseone7069

2 ай бұрын

🏆

@d2mini

2 ай бұрын

Best description of Trump ever. 🤣

@lostpear

2 ай бұрын

Great call back!!! 🤣

@dcrutch13

2 ай бұрын

Drug addicts say the darndest things

@cristinaf3844

2 ай бұрын

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 nice

Dude just gave the best 90 second monologue for the whole night without breaking a sweat or staring at a teleprompter. His talent and his borderline 1930s transatlantic accent just screams Oscar Host.

@spiveym

2 ай бұрын

His Burt Lancaster was pretty good, too.

@stevehetzel

2 ай бұрын

Nailed it. So great! 😆

@TyTyMcGinty

2 ай бұрын

I think most of it was him quoting a movie.

@JimmyDrifts24

2 ай бұрын

@@TyTyMcGintynah it really wasn’t. If you had an attention span of more than 20 seconds you’d know that, moon boy.

@michaeleubanks9020

2 ай бұрын

Given who John is this is probably a real conversation he has had multiple times.

There is not a single extra or wasted word in this entire 90 seconds. It's so perfect, I'm in awe. I can't wait for the day John hosts the Oscars

@PaulHayesRocks

2 ай бұрын

He's the master of leading you off the rails and being able to land it perfectly. Exquisitely written and flawlessly performed.

@johnjones3813

2 ай бұрын

A guy named William Shakesman once said "Brevity is the soul of wit."

@tomallen5837

2 ай бұрын

Unfortunately they'll never let him. Did you hear how half the (older) audience couldn't even muster up a laugh? Maybe in a few years when the rest of Hollywood catches up.😊

@gregfaber3417

2 ай бұрын

​@PaulHayesRocks yes. His brand of comedy can be defined as "organized chaos"

@MacNerfer

2 ай бұрын

@@gregfaber3417 And he's less political than JImmy Kimmel. I like Jimmy, but you know about 40% of the potential audience won't even tune in to the show because he's hosting it and will inevitably say something political. A horse loose in the hospital is about the most he's said about that, AFAIK.

Every presenter you can tell someone else wrote their lines for them. No one could have come up with this but John Mulaney

If John Mulaney's next special was purely dedicated to him recapping movies he's seen, I would gladly watch it.

@THNF89

2 ай бұрын

I'd gladly watch it if it was just an even more in depth review of Field of Dreams tbh

@ryandhamilton18

2 ай бұрын

Oh good lord yes. His whole bit where he interrupts his story about meeting Bill Clinton with talking about The Fugitive is one of my favourite things he's done

@natebetzen

Ай бұрын

His recap of Back to the Future is the video I show people who have never heard of John Mulaney

@drummerrck

Ай бұрын

​@ryandhamilton18 My favorite thing about that is each time hedid a fugitive aside he stops the story at the exact same spot. "We walk in and it's packed with people..."

@gllyflower

Ай бұрын

How about just Law & Order recaps? I could listen to him do that all day.

John is consistently the funniest person in the room, wherever he is. I hope he keeps showing up to these events. His joke about Angela Bassett getting an Oscar nom for a Marvel movie being equivalent to a reddit comment winning a Pulitzer Prize killed me.

@hixta

2 ай бұрын

Wait you good?

@TruAlM

2 ай бұрын

@@hixta Yo you never listen, he already told you he dead

@mellow3995

2 ай бұрын

Where did he make this joke, that's fucking hilarious

@sir_vix

2 ай бұрын

​@@mellow399514th Govenor's award monologue.

@MoonbearStartiger

2 ай бұрын

He is MY GENERATION's version of maybe what Steve Martin was for my Dad's... this effortlessly funny, confident comedic voice that just lights the scene on fire wherever he goes... becomes synonymous with an effortless and precise comedy that stands in it's own lane even amongst contemporaries. Nobody TRIES to be Mulaney - his schtick isn't a schtick that can be copied - he's just GOT it. Legend. He's catching on more and more and I'm all for it.

John is the best argument for being sober

@jsteeles

2 ай бұрын

Love this

@ChrisPierreBacon

2 ай бұрын

"I thought my coke habit was the reason I was successful, but actually I was succeeding in spite of it"

@baxtronx5972

2 ай бұрын

Meh, he was also funny when he was high. He has the talent to do both.

@hannibalburgers477

2 ай бұрын

​@@jsteeles>

@jsteeles

2 ай бұрын

​@@baxtronx5972 That's true but it can be a misconception in an addict's mind that one needs it in order to do or be xyz

Between this and his “The Fugitive” bit, I’m convinced I could legit enjoy a series that’s just Mulaney describing movies.

@yonick1

2 ай бұрын

And Back to the Future - "Who's his best friend again? A disgraced nuclear physicist? Ok, proceed." Ha, just remembered: "...well now I'm embarrassed to say... I mean... WE THOUGHT it would be funny if...."

@johnblack3204

2 ай бұрын

Don't forget when him and Pete Davidson describe the events of the Clint Eastwood movie the Mule

@jacobish8131

2 ай бұрын

also his home alone 2 bit

@legendaccount3247

2 ай бұрын

@@yonick1 That bit's funny, but only *really* funny if you haven't seen the movie in ten years and don't remember it very well because it's really innacurate

@baxtronx5972

2 ай бұрын

@@yonick1His friend is somewhere between the age of 40-80.

David Letterman might have been talking about John Mulaney when he said "there is no 'off' position for the 'genius' switch." Incredible.

@jospenner9503

2 ай бұрын

You misspelled "annoying and boring."

@canliu7191

2 ай бұрын

​@@jospenner9503 Who hurt you?🤣

@72marshflower15

2 ай бұрын

That’s not genius and this entire show is bread and circus IQ..

@EnzoTheBaker

2 ай бұрын

Nice quote but that quote was meant for Gilbert Gottfried

@katjoe1974

2 ай бұрын

@@72marshflower15then what are you even doing here, since you’re apparently so far above it?

Now he should have hosted

@MysticMoon23231

2 ай бұрын

I bet you $2.50 he will be the host for 2025 Oscars.😂

@trancos7641

2 ай бұрын

Def

@trancos7641

2 ай бұрын

​@@MysticMoon23231 maybe this was kind of an introduction...

@MysticMoon23231

2 ай бұрын

@@trancos7641 you maybe right 🤔

He was in the Amazon with my mother when she was researching spiders just before she died

@justsaiyan3294

2 ай бұрын

He was in my mom when she was researching Amazon with spiders just before she died.

@Sheenifier

2 ай бұрын

What is this a reference to

@brodull1142

2 ай бұрын

​@@Sheenifier Madame Web

@Sheenifier

2 ай бұрын

@@brodull1142 oh that's why... Didn't see it

@Ricamros

2 ай бұрын

​@@SheenifierWell that is okay because apparently it is only said in the trailer but also it is okay, even preferable, not to see Madame Web in general.

“These people are difficult and insane” 🤣🤣🤣

@user-kh6oq9oe6t

2 ай бұрын

I'm going to use that line very often from now on. LOL

John’s still got it!!!!

@EddieChamo

2 ай бұрын

He's actually better than ever

@RConnickJr

2 ай бұрын

That's still Frank!

@CM-yx9xw

Ай бұрын

He never lost it

His comedic timing is impeccable

@nicholashale6620

2 ай бұрын

His cadence, tone, inflection, affect, pauses, everything, are perfect. His delivery on long form jokes is second to none, it gets funnier as it goes on and you still know the punchline is coming to cap it off, despite the mini-tangents and side laughs. He is brilliant in his field.

I never expected a joke about Madame Web to be part of an intro to a category in the Oscars done by John Mulaney. What a time to be alive

@keatherton403

28 күн бұрын

Is that what the spiders in the Amazon quote was about? I had no idea. Thanks for the info

The dig at Madame Web was absolutely amazing

I would pay $50 to hear Mulaney summarize a movie rather than watch the movie itself.

@TheMt45

8 күн бұрын

You should watch his Back to the Future stuff if you haven't.

John Mulaney should be given a shot at hosting. As long as he can write it too.

I might be wrong--I usually am--but I don't think they needed the writers for that bit. That sounds like pure Mulaney.

@DennisHammer06

2 ай бұрын

"John, we need you to fill some time."

@courtney-ray

2 ай бұрын

I’m certain John wrote that in his own. The actors had writers but the comedians did their own bits

@mc76

2 ай бұрын

By the way, I just realized a day later that the first seven words of my comment are, verbatim, a line from The Newsroom, spoken by--you guessed it--Olivia Munn.

@mattlevine5662

2 ай бұрын

John came up with that bit when he was 12-13, just waiting for the right moment

@hughmackechnie2104

2 ай бұрын

It's very much in line with his aside bit about the Fugitive.

Best audition to host the Oscar’s I’ve seen

Please welcome your host to the 97th Academy Awards, John Mulaney!

A minute and a half of John Mulaney, all the Oscars show I need to see.

His take on Ice T in Law & Order: SVU lives in my head rent free

I love when he goes on a rant. One of his specials he did this bit with a different movie.

@eltedioso

2 ай бұрын

The Fugitive?

@neoshinok9962

2 ай бұрын

also Back to the Future 😂

@mateofantasma

2 ай бұрын

Which one? I am going to see it!

@gregfaber3417

2 ай бұрын

​@neoshinok9962 one of the funniest long form jokes ever

@prosen8966

Ай бұрын

Also Home Alone 2. “If only it hadn’t come out 17 yrs earlier. But [he] wasn’t a comedian then so [he] was going to have to talk about now (in his special). [He] wished it had come out then. [He] wished [he’d] been a def com comic.” And then he goes for the BEST PART which I will not ruin in a comment. I think it’s in his first special John Mulaney New in Town. I’m sure it also contains jokes about Law and Order bc all of his early stuff does. And that’s also worthy of watching. He’s hysterical!! Already a legend! 😅

John Mulroney really cleans up good. Sobriety looks great on him.

@DarioTheDude

2 ай бұрын

John Mulroney lmao

@paulstephens2861

2 ай бұрын

@@DarioTheDude this made giggle to myself.

@redrick8900

2 ай бұрын

He's like a kid's toy that needs new batteries.

@goober8798

2 ай бұрын

Botox is great stuff.

This little segment was funnier than anything Jimmy Kimmel has ever said.

It would not be the Oscars without a solid Burt Lancaster impression

I genuinely love when comedians are given a topic to start with and they devolve it into lunacy and something completely unrelated just before swiftly going back on topic. Definitely much better than two comedians doing a horribly rehearsed bit that nobody understands because they're doing the bit before they announce the category they're presenting and so the most it gets is a groan from the audience. Why do they keep doing that over this?

John Mulaney is so much better at this than everyone else.

He says that difficult and insane casually like he's ordering a coffee, just a simple observation that speaks volumes

John Mulaney has the sharp and efficient brain of an attorney. I'm so glad he's using it for comedy instead.

John Mulaney showing why he should host the Oscars next year.

He's right about Field of Dreams, too.

John has always been A+ for this delivery about summarizing films. This is no exception.

he didn't need cocaine he *is* cocaine

Let’s make a movie about his monologue lol

@DoctorOsagie

2 ай бұрын

🙏

That Burt Lancaster impression was perfect.

he needs to host the next oscars.

John Mulaney just got the job as host for 2025!!! OK, I'm not crazy about that tuxedo he was wearing, but that doesn't really matter. What does matter is that we never have to even think about Kimmel again, ever. It's like Christmas or something.

@thejimbruce4004

2 ай бұрын

I love the tux. It's the kind of thing I would imagine I could pull off but then I'd get made fun of by my adult friends who should be nicer by now.

@crcr1

2 ай бұрын

@@thejimbruce4004 I'm sure you'd look fabulous in this tux! But I think the proportions are off on the one John's wearing. He looked fantastic at the Governors Awards though. Perfect actually.

@kyriakoschrist

2 ай бұрын

Source?

@storyourself01

2 ай бұрын

I agree he should host the whole thing though I think Kimmel was better this year than he's ever been. The trump aside was excellent, and he seemed to realise it wasn't about him and kept the whole thing moving along.

It should be John and Nick hosting the Oscars not John alone. Go watch the two years they hosted the independent spirit awards. Brilliant!

This moment was perfect. Just perfect writing, perfect delivery, by the perfect guy. Why the hell is he not hosting more things!?

I like how they didn’t even cut to Dakota Johnson when he made the Madam Web joke, like they do sometimes when a joke is made about an actor/director in attendance.

This guy would be the perfect Oscars host.

@DoctorOsagie

2 ай бұрын

🙏

John Mulaney is an achievement in sound

John Mulaney is such a remarkable talent.

Get him to host next year. It's time. He's absolutely hilarious. Kimmel isn't bad but he's kind of boring and safe.

@memethecat4475

2 ай бұрын

Kimmel's also hosted like a billion of these award shows. I'm hoping for a break from him for a while lol

@camctrail

2 ай бұрын

I nominate Graham Norton

@DoctorOsagie

2 ай бұрын

🙏

@ianslade22

2 ай бұрын

Totally agree. Kimmel has hosted many times and his shtick is a little tired.

@Lizabeth90

2 ай бұрын

I think Jimmy is over it too though. This year was really safe. I’m thinking his Governor awards hosting gig was them & him testing the waters. Hope next year he host.

John definitely must be selected to host next year... He's perfect. With only his comedy dialogue it's so entertaining to watch

This reminds me of ‘88 Oscars, when Billy Crystal was greatly presenting the academy for the best sound and a year after he hosted the Oscars…hopefully we see John hosting next year!!

The best moment of the show, by far. I could have watched him the whole time.

First we had him retell Back to the Future. Then The Fugitive. Now Field of Dreams. We need more John Mulaney recaps famous movies.

They did not figure out sound with Ezekiel voice in Madame Webb. It did not sync with lips 🤦‍♀🤦‍♂🤦

While we’re doing this, Weird Al for the Superbowl Halftime Show

He's so great at subverting expectations in his comedy. He did a similar bit in The Comeback Kid with his President Clinton/Richard Kimble bit. Brilliant! Glad to see hm on top of his game.

This was so smooth!

This is him sober

It’s insane this man had a sitcom and we forced it off air. Mulaney is at the top of his game

Madame Web reference yay

John is an all star. Dude crushed this

John’s gotta host next year- John’s comedy doesn’t cause controversy but just speaks humorous truth

I also thought The Boat Rocker was a real book.

@mc76

2 ай бұрын

In the novel, it was Catcher in the Rye.

John mulaney roast madam web🤣🤣🤣

Now the Oscar for achievement in sound. You know, for years, movies didn’t have sound. And then, they figured it out. Some people say that the silent era was the golden era of film. These people are difficult and insane. Without sound, we wouldn’t been able to hear such classic lines as; “You’re gonna need a bigger boat”, “I’ll have what she’s having” and “He was in the Amazons with my mother when she was researching spiders just before she died” Or what about that moment in Field of Dreams, when we hear; “If you built it, he will come”. And then Costner does it, he builds a baseball field. Or i guess he doesn’t build it, he mowns down corn and then there is a field. And then he is like, “I'm gonna watch ghost play baseball”. And the bank is like; “You wanna pay your mortgage?”, and then he is like; “nah, I’m gonna watch ghost play baseball”. And then he finds James Earls Jones, who wrote the Boat Rocker, which i thought was a real book deep into my twenties. And he’s like “People will come Ray”. He’s the only one with a financial plan. But what's weird is Timothy Busfield pushes little Gaby Hoffmann off the bleachers, and she falls down and she is unconscious. Then Burt Lancaster's "Moonlight" Graham and he comes up and he pats her on the back a couple of times. And he’s like; “Hot dog stuck in the throat”. And then he can't come back in the game. Cause i guess there is a rule, in ghost baseball. That if you leave the field at any point to become an elderly ghost and do the Heimlich maneuver, you can't return to the field. I love Field of Dreams, that should win best picture. Though, they'll probably go with one of this year's. Here are the nominees for best achievement in sound.

Love John! I’ve seen him a few times live and he’s laughing-so-hard-your-cheeks-and-sides-ache hysterical. If you get the chance, see him live

Field of dreams is one of my favourite movies of all times. So many amazing characters that play such an important role in the film.

@davidjay_

2 ай бұрын

And James Horner's score. Spare and gorgeous.

@ikillzzu8339

24 күн бұрын

If you build it they will come not he will come.,. He totally got it wrong!! So your obviously not that big of a fan of the film are you??

He just recites the plot, and it’s so funny. What a genius.

“Hot dog! Stuck in her throat!” His voice was a perfect Burt Lancaster.

PLEASE let this man host the Oscars from now on! So much better than Kimmel!

John Mulaney needs to host the Oscars. Forever. ~Trav

"you switched the samples!" "ladies and gentleman my friend Dr Kimble"

he needs to be the new billy crystal. instead of an opening song every year about each film he can just riff on the plots of each film being increasingly ridiculous and i would eat that up

Mulaney reminds me of Jason Bateman a bit here.

my favorite john bit is just him describing the plot of something

Good writing, excellent delivery.

I hope he hosts one day

Please let Mulaney host next year's Oscars, he is hilarious, witty and genuinely charming.

All the digs at Madame Webb this evening... Lol.

He's talking as if he doesn't know the rules of ghost baseball forewards and backwards. He knows the rules of ghost baseball.

John Mulaney, a national treasure.

I want a video series where John Mulaney recaps his favorite films.

John Mulaney needs to host the Oscars please!

Bravo John!! Bravo! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 I’ve been thinking it my whole life, “Field of Dreams should have won the the Oscar’s Best Picture - 1989.” And finally someone said it. Thank you John. Can’t we make this happen Posthumously? I’m certain of it. Let’s do this John.

I love his rants

The primary joke is that he just keeps going, which is a ballsy bit to pull on a show that is so conscious of how long it lasts.

This was my favourite part of the entire night.

“Without Sound we wouldn’t hear iconic lines such as “We’re going to need a bigger boat”, “I’ll have what she’s having”, and “He was in the Amazon with my mother when she was researching spiders just before she died”.” John Mulaney, man of the people.

He just does everything so perfect ❤ thank God for comedians ❤

I love how he went to segue into this category and then went on a rant with a huge tangent. A.d.d you gotta love it

Throwing shade at Madame Web lol.

Baseball movies should be acknowledged by the Academy more often. Maybe a documentary about baseball in Cuba or Dominican Republic would win

John Mulaney always cracks me up. He would be a better host although his stories might be longer than allowed.

At this point I almost feel sorry for Madame Web hahaha

LOLOLOL "These people are difficult and insane."

@AngelofMusic04

2 ай бұрын

They were the people who thought "The Artist" was the best movie of 2011.

That tall child looks exhausted! 😂😂

That gig is his next year if he wants it.

@usergodcandy777

2 ай бұрын

Says who?

He HAS to host next year's Oscars!

I hope someone can make a compilation of John Mulaney talking about movies cuz he actually talks about them quite a bit. He would be the perfect Oscars host for his passion for movies, brilliant comedic skills, and is able to do musical numbers if he wishes

He wants the gig, how could they possibly not let him host? I’m surprised Jimmy even came back on stage after John showed him how it’s done.

He looks fine as hell here damn

That was an awsome bit from an awesome comedian...love him...The weird thing is Sunday i wasn't able to stream The Oscars because of a technical problem so out of frustration i just randomly picked a movie to watch from my digital library and it ended up being Field Of Dreams.