I've met couples who have been married for 50+ years and they have less chemistry than Kroll and Mulaney

@j.j1916

5 жыл бұрын

they're like a perfect senile old couple

@eliteretribution1971

5 жыл бұрын

That’s because couples who’ve been married for 50+ years don’t have chemistry anymore.

@groot3543

5 жыл бұрын

Truly

@ShaneosaurusGaming

5 жыл бұрын

What are you guys stupid these two are idiots the least funny dudes in America should have had key and Peele do this.

@the_mia_mia

5 жыл бұрын

@@eliteretribution1971 Not true, hope you find couples that come across your path that prove otherwise my man. Or maybe you'll be that couple!

I love how Matt Damon always seems like he's just happy to be there

@Clandsom

7 жыл бұрын

Matt Static his job is to pretend so yeah...

@genuinelyjag

7 жыл бұрын

Matt Static Did Kimmel send you?

@ChrisWolff2013

7 жыл бұрын

Oh bullshit. He's having genuine fun.

@DominicSnyder

7 жыл бұрын

If there's anything I've learned during my time in theatre around actors (and often as an actor) it's that actors will never do any more work than they have to. In other words, I'm not sure he's acting.

@dustinmartin4965

6 жыл бұрын

MATT DAMON

Their satire of sexist and condescending hosts when they talked to Annette Benning's husband was 10/10

@ljensen7681

3 жыл бұрын

Is she in movie's or tv shows? Not sure if I've seen her in stuff.

@lustforlimerence

3 жыл бұрын

@@ljensen7681 she's been nominated for 4 oscars (back in the 90's ish), but she was recently in captain marvel! definitely a very accomplished woman

@adwaitab.3622

3 жыл бұрын

@@lustforlimerence I think so she won an Oscar for American Beauty

@ravinphoenix8201

3 жыл бұрын

It was perfect

@noumanintown

2 жыл бұрын

@@adwaitab.3622 She was nominated but Hilary Swank won that year for Boys Don't Cry. Spacey did win Best Actor that year for American Beauty.

I could listen to *hours* of John Mulaney telling jokes. His speaking voice is so nice.

@TabethaAurochs

4 жыл бұрын

I adore his clear enunciation!

@achildofgod9954

4 жыл бұрын

Not when he sounds like a carnival barker.

@jaredmccann1140

4 жыл бұрын

his other voice is good too

@averd6138

4 жыл бұрын

dude i 100% agree. in fact, i HAVE been listening to hours of him telling jokes. lol

@josilync.2526

4 жыл бұрын

Binyam Abebe LMAO

I can't be the only person who thought that when the logo on the left moved around that it'd end up saying "the film independent spirit awards of latter day saints"

@justinmayfield6579

6 жыл бұрын

I totally did!

@alisha_1972

5 жыл бұрын

i thought of the musical "the book of mormon"

@julconnor

5 жыл бұрын

i know i was so excited #missedopportunity

@nicolelanae98

5 жыл бұрын

saaaame

@lancifer3909

5 жыл бұрын

I feel so goddamn hurt & disappointed they tricked us like that.

I’m starting a campaign to have John mulaney and nick kroll host the oscars sign my petition

@kylaoleary9920

5 жыл бұрын

Where is your petition

@larurentius

4 жыл бұрын

You have my sword

@captain3441

4 жыл бұрын

where’s the petition, op

@eliottjudeswan9748

4 жыл бұрын

@@larurentius and my axe!

@thomaslavitola7789

4 жыл бұрын

@@eliottjudeswan9748 and my twelve gauge automatic shotgun

Mulaney kills with his delivery.

@claytonbrock9517

7 жыл бұрын

WeTube he's not gay. He should be, but when they were making him they missed a switch and marked him straight on accident. 😜

@claytonbrock9517

7 жыл бұрын

WeTube he's not gay. He should be, but when they were making him they missed a switch and marked him straight on accident. 😜

@Baron_Alexander_Renfield

7 жыл бұрын

Clayton Brock classic Mulaney!

@mikecantreed

7 жыл бұрын

Erin Lingsweiler His affect is too effeminate for my taste. Should've just cowrote and let Nick Kroll do the entire monologue.

@lumpy0100

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks "mikecantread":) No, Really. He's married, Fop, like it makes a difference? You seem to have gotten it Ass-Backwards?:D

They have so much balls being willing to go on the national stage and tell what are basically inside jokes to their fans

@aaroneusjames2342

3 жыл бұрын

Demigods

They _kiiiillllllllllled_ this

@Kenzaaa123

5 жыл бұрын

killed it harder than mulaney killed princess diana

@aceofbass95

5 жыл бұрын

People saying they should host the Oscars pfft They should host everything

@benjaminraskin8509

5 жыл бұрын

I think this kid might be his own hormone monster

I love how they're basically just doing The Oh Hello thing, but out of costume and at an award show

@johnriddell71

7 жыл бұрын

Lex Garcia That's Too Much Tuna!

@oooRicky

6 жыл бұрын

far too much tuna

@blackmoon9793

4 жыл бұрын

It was a medically inadvisable amount of tuna 🐟

@shantayedincsoy1611

4 ай бұрын

Watch their 92nd St Y interview, in character, with John Oliver. Soooooo good.

@carterpennell1058

Ай бұрын

It makes sense when you remember that Nick Kroll is a human thrown away condom.

At 6:25 you can see Nick adorably mouthing John's lines. He seems a bit nervous to mess it up. Cute

@Emcostanza

5 жыл бұрын

Avaaz Zmn I was looking for this comment lmao

@MarsLonsen

5 жыл бұрын

good eye there avaaazzmnjqnoidkjew

@hendyhaberdashery891

5 жыл бұрын

Woah good eye. Looks like he's reading his card

@BlazeCarlton

5 жыл бұрын

Not a good eye, just looking at his lips lmao

@MilfLvr420

4 жыл бұрын

AWWW

John and Nick are the cutest heterosexual romantinc couple ever.

I don't know why but the "Shia LeBouf looks like if he makes a hard left turn a bunch of stuff slides around" part made me laugh so hard I started to cry

@0axel078

5 жыл бұрын

It's so specific but so accurate.

@TabethaAurochs

4 жыл бұрын

@@0axel078 It is. And yet it's also ridiculously general - it applies to EVERYONE. And the way he says it is so damn accusatory...

@informutation

4 жыл бұрын

Me too I then had a sneezing fit

@dlh7989

Жыл бұрын

​@@TabethaAurochs Yes even if you didn't know who Shia LaBeouf was, you could imagine that person

" Living in the shadow of his brother. What a reach." Fucking lost it.

@echolot

6 жыл бұрын

savage AF

@johnkelly7381

6 жыл бұрын

Chris Wolff c

I lost it on "I bet when Shia makes a hard left in his car a bunch of stuff slides around"

@eviloatmeal98

7 жыл бұрын

i literally paused the video to laugh for a full minute and i don't know WHY it was funny

@pcapusso

6 жыл бұрын

I think it's because it's so accurate and specific

@asce780

6 жыл бұрын

That's just kind of how his jokes ARE.

@andreya9187

6 жыл бұрын

i didnt get it and feel dumb

@a1ntcry1noveru

6 жыл бұрын

Josh Dun basically that Shia doesn’t seem the type to take care that the inside of his car is neat. he’s a mess, and doesn’t have his shit together, and the interior of his car, as a reflection of this, is probably really messy and disorderly, with junk everywhere. Lmao, it’s a super specific everyday example that no one would ever think of, but also probably true which makes it hilarious like “ oh, you know, you’re probably right about that”

give them the globes next year and the oscars after that

@Ou8y2k2

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Kimmel was kinda shit this year.

@caseypeanuts3222

7 жыл бұрын

Adam Prince they'd be great at the globes. The weirdness of it would totally work for them, especially as a duo. The oscars is too mainstream for them to host all of, it's not their audience. I do think they could be killer presenting at the oscars though.

@MrsLilali21

7 жыл бұрын

agreed! I think kimmel did great, but fallon was just....no

@adamk9700

5 жыл бұрын

I wanna hit like but I don’t wanna be the bastard that takes the like count on this comment off of 666 🤘🏼😂

@JHulse29

5 жыл бұрын

Damnit I'm in the future and I wish this had happened

They're like the male Tina and Amy

@effy5289

7 жыл бұрын

Happiness Bunny except funny

@Darkmexable

7 жыл бұрын

Since Nick used to date Amy, that kinda checks out

@rheab43

7 жыл бұрын

but better

@Wolfgangus_Theophilus

7 жыл бұрын

Or maybe Tina and Amy are the female... whoever the fuck these dudes are.

@svenmurphy-deyoung8209

5 жыл бұрын

Effy 52 or we could just support all talented comedians and not put people down 😊

I love John Mulaney, love his funny formality, kinda of obsessed with him since I first watched his stand up. 🇵🇹🇪🇺🌍⚘

@harterton

6 жыл бұрын

DD he's so pedantic about being polite but his jokes can be ridiculously sharp. Bet it takes an uncommonly empathetic man to do both so well.

@gritsonamission

5 жыл бұрын

Hey, hey, hey... Get in line... No pushing and shoving. LOL

@suzawilo

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr. I'm on a Mulaney YT binge. It's been 3 days but whatever😁

@hendyhaberdashery891

5 жыл бұрын

So what you're saying is, you're new in town?

@godgod156

4 жыл бұрын

What's new pussy cat, the Anger Management stand up Hillarious .

Casey Affleck took that joke like a champ

@DevanLund

6 жыл бұрын

mateo scotti He deserves worse.

@bluegrl96

5 жыл бұрын

Devan Thayer Lund much much much worse

@ragefury1817

4 жыл бұрын

@@DevanLund why tho?

@samaraisnt

4 жыл бұрын

@craisins 86 No he didn't...I saw that one report of a woman on his crew being uncomfortable with dick jokes they told, but that's all I've seen as far as harassment....don't hang him bc of heresay.

@samaraisnt

4 жыл бұрын

@craisins 86 I'm a woman btw but he's no Bill Cosby, which is how you make him out to be...like, that's not really fair.

This was hilarious. They should host more things!

@AndyFelbab

7 жыл бұрын

Sandy Trust me, they will. Especially after this. Us fans of the 2, have been enjoying their comedy for years. But theyre now getting widely known. Expect to see more of the team of Mulaney and Kroll!

@baxtronx5972

6 жыл бұрын

They have a show on Netflix. They are on Brdway.

@IZionDawta

6 жыл бұрын

I agree!

I love Matt Damon cutaways, because he's always laughing. It's so refreshing to see that than an eyeroll

Come on Mulaney, I expected at least 5 minutes of Law and Order jokes

@gen4john660

6 жыл бұрын

Braxx *bum-bum*

@Tigercup9

6 жыл бұрын

You mean like, when someone bets their car on red? Or like...

@Cyge240sx

6 жыл бұрын

Dude you stole my joke lol “You mean to tell me that sex addiction is like Heroin or cocaine or ice or like betting on the ponies or like when somebody likes to eat too many cheeseburgers”

@JC-ev2ns

6 жыл бұрын

Just watch one of his late night appearances for his top recycled jokes Jk love him

@Ghostronaut

5 жыл бұрын

I excpect you to post this exact same comment on every youtube video you comment on for the next five years, simply because I saw you write it once.

IF NICK OFFERMAN DROWNED

Is it just me or does Mulaney look like a genetically engineered slightly older Grant Gustin?

@thejuniorseas7683

6 жыл бұрын

Clark Parker I always thought he looked like a tall child!

@rimurutempest4945

6 жыл бұрын

Josh Steiner Well I always thought he looked like an Asian American Tiger Mom.

@mianetland7031

5 жыл бұрын

Bro shush that’s the thing he’s sensitive about

@noodlerat3580

5 жыл бұрын

YES, but better because Grant Gustin sucks

@ClorxxKage

4 жыл бұрын

My name is John mulaney and I'm the fastest man alive

So happy to see the representation! We need more Asian-American women like John on TV!

@yourfaceistube

Жыл бұрын

Lol 😂 great deep-cut 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

@strvck6010

Жыл бұрын

Well done 😂

When I end up in a KZread black hole, I end up back here because every moment of it cracks me up.

@beccaantoine2116

5 жыл бұрын

Back again. The oil paint quote gets me every time. Dead 💀

This is the BEST monologue I have ever seen. I will continue rewatching this sporadically until the end of my life.

@MrGrgiZg08

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, same. This is probably my 5th time watching in the last 3 years

@MrGrgiZg08

20 күн бұрын

Anddd I’m back hahaha

Mulaney 100% has to be my absolute favorite comedian

@DiogoF.

7 жыл бұрын

he is the living definition of a true genius of comedy

@j2forew974

3 жыл бұрын

Lisa Lampanelli is the funniest of all time

OMG This was hilarious. These two should do more hosting. Their comic delivery is on point.

@Mariokemon

7 жыл бұрын

you need to see some of John's stand up

@phaedraremington6247

7 жыл бұрын

Mariokemon He really is great!

@mattieboombatti

5 жыл бұрын

In Big Mouth on Netflix they voice characters together.

John's delivery of "I disagree with him!" is funnier than some full Netflix comedy specials I've seen.

Can they work together on everything forever?

@jeniferjoseph9200

6 жыл бұрын

Rebecca Slaman I think that's pretty much their goal

@Topher118

4 жыл бұрын

Big Mouths on Netflix. You're welcome

TAKE YOUR GODDAMN HANDS OFF MY SON

@derfanddarf1

4 жыл бұрын

How DARE you steal my dorder!

one of the best oppening monologue ive seen

i could not stop watching the logo rearrange itself...

I have no idea what awards show this even is but this is one fucking SOLID monologue. Good stuff.

“if this room leaves any further to the left we would literally topple into the pacific ocean” I AM *CACKLING*

I freaking love John Mulaney

“Those chapped kneecaps” I can’t bye

“Take your goddamn hands off my son” intense. Raw.

If there was an award show for the best hosts of awards shows these guys should host it

Petition for John and Nick to host every awards show this upcoming season

The randomly insane quotes that had nothing to do with film were a hilarious addition.

the way warren affectionately put his hand on annette’s neck when john said “you’re very lucky to be married to her” was adorable

Nick just killed it at the end. I was dying by the time they got to the quotes, but "creepy creep creeps" just finished me off. It's stuck in my head.

@Missjunebugfreak

4 ай бұрын

His delivery on the David Lynch quote had me choking for air. It was ridiculously funny.

Back for my yearly re-watch. My god this is gold.

@yourfaceistube

Жыл бұрын

Round two. Make that bi-yearly.

I love when John holds the microphone with two hands like a small animal hiding his face

the Lynch quote got me!

@lwAtErOnEl

7 жыл бұрын

Silver JoJo Rain I laughed way too hard. hahaha

@uhkingdom

7 жыл бұрын

that whole ending fucking killed

@graciec.9803

6 жыл бұрын

It's almost took John out lol

@KoolKinchishKat

4 жыл бұрын

tears

Something about Mulaney's timing reminds me of Jon Cozart (aka. Paint).

@MelissaNgai

5 жыл бұрын

I completely agree!

@trinity6302

5 жыл бұрын

Also great at hosting

I can't stop saying "alright okay oh sureeee"

“Sourdough would’ve been funnier? Go to hell...” love this duo.

@rachelladue1572

4 жыл бұрын

lol that's not even this video but i just watched that one (again) and it is a great line

That tall Asian American lady child looks terrible.

@ManBearPigLOL

7 жыл бұрын

Katie Herzig she needs to stop burning the candle at both ends

@k.m.7141

6 жыл бұрын

Get some rest, tall child!

@mandy600

6 жыл бұрын

he is a TIGER MOM

@drhoneybadger

6 жыл бұрын

As the great independent director, Katie Herzig, once said, "That tall Asian American lady child looks terrible."

@miche.5146

6 жыл бұрын

Robo Cop lol if you watch John Mulaney you would know what she’s talking about

Knowing what the joke is the Samuel L Jackson out rage is even funnier

“Conservatives, we are not in a bubble....we are in tent!”

I bet when Shia makes a hard left in his car, a bunch of stuff slides around! That simple line made me laugh so hard.

Nick Kroll and Pete Davidson's friend have great chemistry

okay this is weird but hear me out: john mulaney doesn't fidget or sway at all,,,, every action looks so planned out

@victorenrique1019

3 жыл бұрын

He's very self-conscious about the way he does stuff. He's an impeccable actor, but I think that's sadly due to his insecurities and to some extent due to his relationship with his mother, afaik she's an authoritative person. Regardless, anyone can tell that his craft is meticulously perfected. Love the guy.

@victoriamorgan7188

3 жыл бұрын

@@victorenrique1019 Well ok, then.

@unequalledflame

3 жыл бұрын

The thing he does at 1:16, where he scratches under his eye and his mouth falls open -- would you say that was planned and rehearsed? (I'm leaning towards yes, though I'm not certain.)

@ughust

3 жыл бұрын

@@unequalledflame i would definitely say its rehearsed. Actors will think about little things and ticks their character might decide to do to add to the scene, and the jaw drop and scratching helps the delivery of his line be percieved as carelessness hiding anxiety - "its a lateral move 😬" and then the throw of the hand. Its genius. It couldve been rehearsed or also added in at that moment but it works for the delivery of the line and makes it just a tad more funnier :)

“I bet when Shia makes a hard left a lot of stuff slides around in his car” This monologue is so clever and casually epic. And Kroll’s laugh?! Adorable

anyone else watch this at least twice a week just on principle

Mulaney is just too damn good!

@eefsss4603

6 жыл бұрын

Murpaderp it’s his voice and delivery because the jokes aren’t funnier than kroll’s

@kylie9687

6 жыл бұрын

Murpaderp So is Nick.

Matt Damon, the man who is always looking like he's happy to be there

John Mulaney is a comedic mastermind...never seen anyone quite like him, with that kind of speed, excepting Martin Short. Astounding!

"We got high in my RAV4" - Every RAV4 owner

1:35 John Mulaney made a joke about the 2024 Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award, far in the future. Well I'm just here, 7 years later, after the actual 2024 Jean Hersholt award was given out - to Michelie Satter, a film exec for Sundance. Nothing to comment about, just found it fascinating we're finally at the point in the future they were referring to

@Messi6919

4 ай бұрын

...and John Mulaney was there.

@BlueAndGold31

4 ай бұрын

@@Messi6919 LOL yes! Good catch

@donle499

4 ай бұрын

he must've also bought Tesla and Netflix stock way back when..

Oh, that John Mulaney! Boyishly handsome, lean, snappy dresser, and funny as heck. The total package (except for missing "the gay gene").

I love Jimmy Kimmel, but if he decides not to host the Oscars again next year, can John and Nick host it? I think they've got the shot. I can't stop laughing at their monologue 🤣

this was so epic, clever and intelligent - well done!

That David Lynch "oil-based paint" quote is the best.

1:16 John Mulaney "I could scratch this spot normally OR look like I'm possessed and my demon is having a stroke so... that's what I'm going with"

the shia lebuff jokes were gold

@Movies123Online

6 жыл бұрын

Mahdiyar Aali it really reminded me how much I need to clean my car

PLEASE HOST ALL THE THINGS!

@gritsonamission

5 жыл бұрын

Do the weather!!!

I literally just think of Nick and Andrew from Big Mouth when I hear their voices.

they have the indy awards in a Tent? thats the most amazing thing addressed here lol

@laughfrodisiac2400

6 жыл бұрын

a tent on the beach hahahahahha so perfect

Casey Affleck... What a reach! THANK YOU! Ugh, if another person wins an award for playing themselves :-). Love this duo!

can't count how many times ive come back to this

@ishwarithorat8271

3 жыл бұрын

At least I’m not the only one

Their timing together is incredible

1:07 is such a beautiful burn on the entire acting craft and profession

6:23 Nick's mouthing John's lines lol

the quotes at the end were very inspiring

Specifically i love this so much bc they are so constant in their joke telling like they are really face paced and just one after another and they don't stop at any point to let the audience take a breather you can't help but laugh bc they don't stop and it all just flows together

4:58 the most genuine laugh idk why this makes me so happy

Trans Rights! I’m glad they said this

@user-lz5nd8lh8b

3 жыл бұрын

what time?

@belleanndm

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-lz5nd8lh8b around 8:00 i think

I think probably one of the best award show monologues ever ? In terms of Both joke quality and quantity, degree of savagery weighed with wholesomeness, references to the zeitgeist and also to the history of the award/industry. I've literally watched this once every couple months since I first saw it.

they should host the oscars next year

this is my comfort video. I come back to it all the time

These men deserve the world

It`s about a secret hand job on the beach BUT ENOUGH ABOUT MOONLIGHT lmao such good writing and i love how nick Kroll is like a supportive bf saying "look at him walking away with such a good joke" they are awesome

Back here again for my monthly viewing

I am in love with john.

I dunno why but "look he's walking away thats such a good joke! He's walking away" made me laugh so hard

when they started singing, my last two brain cells sat up and looked at each other and said in unison "that's us!"

Nick killed it. Not sure who he was, but the guy with feminine hips was funny, too

@deanpesaturo6401

Жыл бұрын

Ya don’t know whom John Mullaney is, but y’all think kroll killed it, huh 🤔.? Google his HBO Show Barry with Bill Hader in it and John produced this one with his friend too, but Mullaney has been around for a few decades now. So yeah, you’ll definitely want to watch his stand up specials on anything you’d

@thebigchap101

Жыл бұрын

@@deanpesaturo6401 I was referencing a joke he had on one of his stand ups about him being insecure of his feminine hips

@thebigchap101

Жыл бұрын

@@deanpesaturo6401 I actually didn’t know who Nick Kroll was until I saw him on stuff with Mulaney

Best monologue I've ever seen... or should I say, I've ever "scene"

@NoahStolee

Жыл бұрын

…what?

The bit with the quotes at the end is everything to me, I have to come back and watch it every few weeks. So good.

kroll and mulaney are so damn funny. happy theyre getting some attention.

This is one of the best things I've ever seen. Oh man.

I rewatch this at least every couple months. IT'S JUST HILARIOUS!!!

Best in the business.

I’ve watched this 10 times, never gets old

The joy this video brings me. I am cracking up. These two are brilliant

The laugh Mulaney belted out after they said Samuel L. Jackson wasn't there seemed so real! Very funny and the whole thing was well delivered.