The reason the Jedi wanted to take the poison and die is because he got access to the rest of the script.

@zacharymcmillan2788

Ай бұрын

Swallowing the juice,"I can't take this sh1tshow script any more." 😂😂😂

@SkywalkerSamadhi

Ай бұрын

It was the only way out of his contract that lets him still get paid.

@cubanref9670

Ай бұрын

This is canon. 😂

SW fans: “Maybe you shouldn’t use that South Park episode as an instruction manual.” Acolyte writers: “Nah it’ll be fine”

@elathiaskade7311

Ай бұрын

“Stick a chick in it, make it gay, and I want it lame”

Some smart-aleck friend of mine asked, "Well if there's no fire in space, HOW DID THE DEATH STAR EXPLODE?" I gave him a quick lesson about nuclear energy and how it has nothing to do with fire. His reaction: "Huh?" This isn't a Star Wars problem. It's a "flunking chemistry and physics classes in high school" problem.

@samwallaceart288

Ай бұрын

Ships would explode in fireballs but they would probably look less like a conventional Hollywood explosion and be more like a dissipating energy orb. The way Death Star II explodes, the hand-drawn orb and ring of energy with sparkles and debris in all directions, is actually the most space accurate of the explosions we see. Obviously the actual movie-ism here is we can hear the explosions. But functionally insofar as it affects the characters and casuality, the point is ships explode when damaged, so it's a different league from a lot of the sequel stuff

@zacharymcmillan2788

Ай бұрын

Two cups of ignorance of physics. 😏

@Hagg-o-tron

Ай бұрын

Sorry to be that person. But the death star is powered by a hypermatter reactor using kyber crystals. I'll see myself out....

@DrakeTimbershaft

Ай бұрын

@@Hagg-o-tron Begone with you! 😄

@SkywalkerSamadhi

Ай бұрын

It’s a “this is what happens when a group of people wage a decades long war on the education system of an entire nation for the benefit of a political party” problem.

The Hedland quote about Star Wars NOT BEING GEORGE LUCAS'S is the DUMBEST thing I've ever heard!

@jammyjamjars6995

Ай бұрын

It’s like saying Christianity not being Jesus’ 😂

@jasond130

Ай бұрын

As much as I hate current Star Wars, Disney bought it, fair and square. It's not George's anymore, Disney is free to crap all over the legacy and Disney gets to own the consquences. Sadly.

@theblackprotagonist5936

Ай бұрын

@@jammyjamjars6995Jesus didn’t create Christianity. He was Jewish. Christianity started way after he died. Terrible comparison 😂

@theblackprotagonist5936

Ай бұрын

@@jasond130You’re right, but you’re missing the point. She said “the belief that the idea of what Star Wars is or ever was only belonging to George is wrong.” I’m not so many words. She’s not just talking about the stuff since he sold it. She’s speaking about everything Star Wars, EVER 😂 She’s acting as if it’s something that fell to earth and George found it first and decided to tell everyone else it’s his. That’s not what happened though Isit, he thought of it and bought it to our screens.

@jammyjamjars6995

Ай бұрын

@@theblackprotagonist5936 no Christianity without Jesus. Not the best comparison, but the point stands lol

10 bucks says Smilo ren is one of the mom's that has some huge reconciliation arc in the last episode

“The force is like a thread, well more of a string. It’s around for one week a month…” Lesbian Headlamp writing…

@PrivateCitizen84

Ай бұрын

Tampons have strings just saying.

Jedi wouldnt go around looking for force sensitive children, but at their height there were enough jedi roaming the galaxy that they would happen across force sensitives all the time. Also, they would never force the parents to give up rhe children, but explain that the force, left uncontrolled, could hurt people and cause alot of damage.

Bet you the Acolyte is working up to its peak moment, when sith mom tells the mc: I AM YOUR MOTHER.

On the 'Jedis coming to req your kids thing' I always understood it as the natural inclination for people is the darkside so they need to be trained to not become a danger to themselves and others.

I have heard an explanation of the anakin/obi-wan fight taking so long is that they knew each other’s moves, quirks, styles, etc. So while they weren’t exactly a match, they knew enough to anticipate and counter

@edhouse4826

Ай бұрын

Yep, this is why sparring with same person limits you. You have to fight other people and styles.

It did feel like RLM was dancing around the quality of films dropping in their video on the decline of theaters. I would love to see an EFAP on it to see how much their arguments hold compared to the cast.

12:39 I’ve seen the original Star Wars film more times than I can count and I never noticed that storm trooper hitting his head until the Internet

If there's one thing that's definite about Star Wars, it's that it's a story about Good vs. Evil, the Light Side vs the Dark Side. In Star Wars, there is no room for "moral grays," which is why you couldn't pay me to watch this tripe anymore.

@ninatomamon5630

Ай бұрын

People are obsessed with gray morality and relativism that have warped the concepts of good and evil. that they no longer know how to distinguish. In fact, the problem is also that this "gray morality" is only good and evil but inverted with this "good is true evil" and "Evil is misunderstood" up to this point we come

@ferrm1992

Ай бұрын

I mean you have Han Solo, Andor and Mando who are as grey as it gets when their story starts: good people who some times do bad things. But at the end of the day they become good. But when it comes to the main jedis and such, they are good

@spiderleenie

Ай бұрын

@@ferrm1992 "When their story stars." Exactly. They go through an arc where they choose to fight for the greater good.

@evassar92

29 күн бұрын

Introducing Grey jedi and Grey morality was the dumbest thing ever added to Star Wars.

Hmmm how can we make the force (a mysterious power that is totally not awesome) more interesting and cool: let's make it a chick, make it gay and make it lame

I’m still laughing Captain Black falcon American Man

The Arcane trailer was just dropped! It looks great!

Occupational Safety & Health Administration- they deal with work environments, chemical specifications etc

Appreciate your authenticity, keep being real

Wait… They literally stole Kevin Smith’s idea that the rebels evil for killing all the plumbers and electricians on the space not-see planet killer base? …and presented it in a serious way? I just cringed my knee into my forehead.

@banhammer3904

Ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing until I realized that Clerks scene is talking about the second death star that is secretly "fully operational" in Jedi.

Ahsoka was NOTHING like Clone Wars or Rebels.

“Glup shitto… who’s that?” Exactly

“People just aren’t going to view it [Deadpool 3] as an MCU movie.” I’m just not going to view it…period.

For the algorithm! 🍻

28:20... it took me a second too, but osha in the US is the Occupational Safety and Health Administration.... any working American knows that acronym....very telling the writers don't

10:12 LOOOL, yep. Also quick reminder that captain marvel had several decades to find the Skrulls a home in a huuuuuge universe, somehow didn't find one for them. Oh wait, I guess if she did she'd be melted

Glad to hear Drinker will watch FMAB after AOT, and that Mauler recommends it.

@badnewsjp

Ай бұрын

What's FMAB?

@Daemondog

Ай бұрын

@@badnewsjp Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

@badnewsjp

Ай бұрын

@@Daemondog oh thanks - is that the best place to start with full metal alchemist? Asking for a boomer

@Daemondog

Ай бұрын

@@badnewsjp Personally I would recommend starting with FMAB, as it follows the story through to the end instead of having an anime only ending that doesn't follow through with the manga.

@badnewsjp

Ай бұрын

@@Daemondog will follow your advice, thanks 👍

ThE foRcE IS fEMaLe

@pistolbobcat5374

Ай бұрын

"So how did it make Schmi pregnant?" is what I love to say :D

@caseycockerham3925

Ай бұрын

@@pistolbobcat5374 STOP!!!!!!! WITH YOUR FACTS AND LOGIC!!!!!

@caseycockerham3925

Ай бұрын

@@pistolbobcat5374 LITERALLY EVERYONE knows Anakin's father was a sand person

@jasond130

Ай бұрын

The Force is fecal matter

This just made my day. Now I can watch this before I go see the new Bad Boys movie later on.

@markkenny2001

Ай бұрын

Enjoy Bad Boys.

I remember watching the Alfred Hitchcock film rope. They mentioned it in this video. Maybe I should go back to the Hitchcock films for study.

I like drinker and mauler. They are funny but passionate about what they do. And also all of the suggestions you have made on movies and shows have turned out to be 95% accurate. I wasn't sure about shogun and was eyeing before i saw your review and I was like wth after I saw your review and decided to watch it and really liked it. Thanks

1 things for sure, we better reevaluate Ed Wood's Legacy because I'm not sure he'd make the Top 50 as Worst any more.

Hitchock movie: The Birds. The bird attacks are never explained, its creepy AF

@user-zq6sz2cr6g

Ай бұрын

It is, but the short story it was based on was even creepier.

Cheers, Gents! 36:05 RIP William Russell 40:52 Solo or Eric Stoltz 54:55 Back to the Future Part II or III?

What a wonderful surprise on a Tuesday afternoon.

I believe the Jedi cooked marshmallows over the fire whilst they watched the sisters burn. This also explains the fat Jedi.

@SumDumGy

Ай бұрын

Maybe they cooked the sisters, and he ate them.

@andrewcollier3495

Ай бұрын

@@SumDumGy 😂 and the death star

RT Update: Critics 84% Audience 24%. Keep the “review bombing” coming!

I hadn't heard that idea of turning the light sabre off and on again during combat, but to be honest it's something me and my brother came up with back in 1980 after the first Star Wars movie when we were trying to do light sabre battles ourselves and it was just such an obvious move. (However, it was also dangerous; more often than not, it became a suicide move that saw both of you dead.)

Star Wars could only be saved by George Romero.

I liked the attack on titan ending and thought it was pretty inevitable from like episode 2. I think people are mostly mad it wasnt super happy.

A tale told for a modern audience, sequence: First season: Jedi bad Second season: 'Defund the Jedi' Prequel Trilogy: The Empire

That Star Wars episode 10 concept, yep, that's all how we all imagine it :D

Love your stuff guys thanks for all the amazing times. Currently binging all episodes from the start its amazing to see the progress.

Can’t spell pride month without demon.

@zacharymcmillan2788

Ай бұрын

The Seven Deadly Sins: Envy Gluttony Greed Lust PRIDE Sloth Wrath 🤨👍

@Scriptures_K

Ай бұрын

Amen

In relation to thr question about Star Wars tech, it was established long ago that the technology of that galaxy has long since reached stagnation. I don't think it has advanced much in the last 5000 years. I can't remember why exactly but it seems to have plateaud. Possibly because it has become as advanced as it can be based on their current level of understanding.

Also love how the acolyte makes me think of the panderverse episode of south park.

Double impact is great fun.

You should do a review of Megalopolis

The thing that always bothered me about the Revenge of the Sith fight between Anakin and Obi-Wan is that they use the same flourish and lightsaber blade lock three times at least the choreography is exactly the same it's just got a different digital background

Has MauLer watched Attack on Titan? He mentioned Cyberpunk Edgerunners, but I'm not sure if he actually watched it.

@camillecunningham7348

Ай бұрын

Not going to lie, I would really love to hear his opinions on the series, especially the ending.

@Daemondog

Ай бұрын

I assume he heard about CPE from Metal since he did a stream on it. Mauler doesn't watch much anime after all

@davidcopperfield5345

Ай бұрын

@@Daemondog Yeah

IIRC, Darth Plaguis and Darth Sideious didn't "create" Anakin per sa. . . They were using the force for immortality experiments through the darkside, and as a result of their actions, the living and cosmic Forces pushed back against their actions and thats what resulted in Anakins Conception.

The Jedi Enforcer should have a Purple Lightsaber like Mace Windu and Jaina Solo from Legends. A purple lightsaber symbols the wielder's exceptional martial prowess, and that they are a Jedi who walks the line between the light and the dark.

Acoshyte on Dismal+ about Acodykes and fires in space, force insemination, Fatawan's force wheezing, Master Squid Game, and dumb acting to match dumb writing. All for the amusement of the real Acolyte self-inserter in the director's chair.

@zacharymcmillan2788

Ай бұрын

This is what happens when you make a groomer a showrunner. 😏

It's like watching a movie where the subtitles dont match the script. It throws you off and makes you not trust the production. The contest with the Acolyte is that it just doesn't feel right, like a bad smell at a wedding.

"Princess Leigher" -Mauler

Thought the ending of Attack on Titan was really good. It stayed true to the themes and characters

Star Wars the Acolyte (in a world that didnt hate starwars, or men, or George Lucas(why would someone hate him?)) It takes place several centuries before the battle of Yavin. The Jedi Council has become concerned with a breakaway faction of Jedi, who were human-centric though possessing a few aliens they felt had some value, and highly focused on policing the actions of others. Rather than start a terrible conflict or purge them, Master Yoda has suggested giving them time and space to mature. This group of young and impatient Jedi have been cutting a swath through the Republic for nearly 20 years before their actions begin to truly come back to haunt them. One of their newly gained apprentices they took by force from a world full of Dark Side users, has slowly started to show signs of being out of control even for them. Worst, mysterious deaths follow the Jedi in their wake, not of dead Jedi, but of people they have interviewed or helped. Deeply concerned Master Yoda sends several Jedi Knights, newly risen, to investigate the deaths and observe the faction. A Jedi Master has been secretly sent unbeknownst to everyone to investigate the world of Dark side users unrelated to the events. To try to make contact with the darkside users and see if it would be possible to get them to come under the Jedi's influence and protection(to join the lightside usage instead.) Over the story we slowly have it revealed their wasn't just one Jedi who was forcibly pulled from their families by this young impertinent Jedi faction, and the one from the dark side world, had siblings. who are very upset and pursuing in their wake, finally strong enough. training for years to be able to take back their sibling by force. The Force. The ensuing conflict may very well tear apart the republic. Leaving a sense of disturbance about just what the Jedi are, and causing many of them to risk being tainted and fall to the dark side. Will a secret Jedi-DarkJedi civil war break out? only the passing seasons will tell.

@zacharymcmillan2788

Ай бұрын

Your synopsis for the story was more clear,logical and sensible than anything that Disney has written for SW. 🤨👍

@aurorauplinks

Ай бұрын

@@zacharymcmillan2788 Thank you for your kind words, I regret I am not able to help fix star wars, I have tried to shout out to them that I would help... buuuut.... oh well :) that would require them trying to make films and shows that make the fans happy. which i am not joking, I am pretty sure KK is not concerned with good film making or what the audiences hurt, only with beating the emotional strength out of the fanbase.

Hitchcock's film "Rope" is one continuous scene.

Cobra Commander came first, Starscream was second. Also, Chris Latta, the guy who voiced both characters shows up in 1989's Road House and a memorable episode of Seinfeld. And Drinker, GI Joe is way better than Thundercats.

That "forbidden technique" is a silly one XD Works in a world where you're aiming at your opponent's weapon for some reason, but logic would dictate that in a duel, be it steel or lightsaber, you are aiming for your OPPONENT. Maybe they forbid the technique because too many Jedi were cut down, thinking that turning off the only means to deflect a killing blow would somehow give them an advantage.

Shakespeare did a twin story……

@badnewsjp

Ай бұрын

Nicely done

Osha is a company or organization in the US: OSHA's mission is to "assure safe and healthy working conditions for working men and women by setting and enforcing standards and by providing training, safety...

Lukes kick was a force kick

"The Boys" are back to save us from the bogan Disney stuff once more.

If there was to be a Jedi enforcer Jason Isaacs doing his Field Marshall Zhukov would be, ‘chefs kiss’.

if you consider the games and the series , order 66 was really ineffective , a ton of jedis and padawans survived :I

There is no way that any Star Wars script isn't drafted and redrafted over and over again.

For non USA people: OSHA: the Occupation Safety and Health Administration.

Why does the big bad guy of the series see the Jedi the same way as a 9 year old?

What's the difference between trunch and truncheon?

Anyone seen the "Brick Vader" mashup?

@samwallaceart288

Ай бұрын

Han: (opens fire) Vader: "Gimme that fackn' shoota!" (Nods to Boba Fett) "Get us a cup'a tea, wouldya Errol?"

OSHA = Occupational Health and Safety Administration. It's a questionable government administration that oversees work safety in the U.S.

The visual aspect stood out to me. All of the color saturation, contrast, tinting, hues, etc. felt so muted & colorless. It made it feel so depressingly beige and lifelessly grey. Maybe that’s what they were going for though…?

@MegaSpideyman

Ай бұрын

In Acolyte?

@RitterVonSchmuhl

Ай бұрын

Yes

The Jedi were empowered to pick up and train kids that were force users because untrained they were more likely to use their power for petty personal reasons and thus fall to the dark side. Dark side force users can be extremely difficult to deal with once they get going. Similar idea is explored in my favourite urban fantasy series The Dresden Files although if the white council of wizards met the Jedi they'd probably execute the lot of them.

I'm actually OK with it. The Acolyte doesn't know how fire works, in space or stone. He'll, they don't even know how BABBY is formed

I just watched Babyface's episode 3 review...I never watch that show but if half of what he says is true... MY GOD

What do you guys think about Tony Gilroy?

Anyone else looking forward to Drinker's review of The Faggolyte?

@spenser9908

Ай бұрын

You mean 15 minutes of seeing the same trailer clip looped a hundred times with his inane obvious repetitive criticism overlayed? Oh yes, I cannot wait.

I feel RLM are progressively losing their authenticity.

@spenser9908

Ай бұрын

They're friends with shitheads like Patton Oswalt and Jack Quaid.

@SumDumGy

Ай бұрын

@@spenser9908That’s telling. I’ve been getting the impression platelet they’re Leftists just in their refusal to accept what’s going on in the industry. They’re very dismissive of it.

I'd rather see how different the Lord & Miller version of SOLO is. BttF would be the same, pretty much, right?

Wtf is a "sweet summer child"?? 😄

I miss Jar Jar... With everything coming out now I miss the days where he was considered the worst thing about Star Wars

Best part is watching all the shills refuse to acknowledge the criticism this show is getting. Like there this one KZreadr called DoomBlazer constantly trying to hype up the show and puts up posts when a new episode is out. He doesn’t acknowledge the criticism of the show or the 700k dislikes the trailer got. He’s a wonderful guy. I remember when he called Nerdrotic a racist for trashing everyone’s favorite c list character echo and was crying that he had 900 mil subs at the time. He also posted a meme giving critical drinker the finger over a video he didn’t watch because he made a video on how marvel could make miss marvel more appealing to audiences.

@EvilDoresh

Ай бұрын

It's woke, therefore it must be good. Until they can no longer lie to themselves, then the show turns out to be not woke enough after all.

In Disney's show bad batch the empire was kidnapping force sensitive children. Not Jedi.

Don't be surprised if most of the Acolyte's $150+ million budget went to Headland and Lucasfilm executives.

@SumDumGy

Ай бұрын

*$180+ million

@marsoelflaco5722

Ай бұрын

@@SumDumGy Even better for them.😉

@SumDumGy

Ай бұрын

@@marsoelflaco5722 At least it’s good for someone.

@marsoelflaco5722

Ай бұрын

@@SumDumGy That's finding the silver lining. 😉

@SumDumGy

Ай бұрын

@@marsoelflaco5722 We do what we can! They clearly aren’t.

THEORY AGAIN PLEASE

Lunchin' is a hillbilly way of saying you're having lunch.

@SumDumGy

Ай бұрын

I think he was talking about “luncheon.”

@robertmccoy9901

Ай бұрын

Right, but it crossed my mind to hear it differently.

Is Leslie Headland any relation to Ernest Borgnine ? I'm getting a Borgninie vibe from her .. visually.

You missed my SuperChat

There used to be naturally cool and interesting female jedi. Now that the force is female they all kind of vanished or were corrupted

@SolarDragon007

Ай бұрын

Yeah, the feminist overcompensation is just cringe and embarrassing. You can tell that the tourist ideaolouges writing Star Wars now know nothing about characters like Mara Jade or Jaina Solo.

Is it even necessary for Disney to have the rights to Star Wars when pumping out something like the Acolyte? It's like a terrible fan fiction story avoiding stepping on any previous canon or logical story points

Bruh you still didn't read out my superchat :\

Is Drinker missing my Super Chats or am I? Is he too drunk to notice or am I? Don't know!

Stranger Things is not a flop.

I don't even care enough anymore ...star wars is officially dead ...now Kathleen is kicking the corpse around ...I just wanna see how low the ratings will go on rotten tomatoes lmao

@zacharymcmillan2788

Ай бұрын

Kevin Smith's sitting in the corner while she does it;silently crying,tears running down his face. 😈

RLM have gone into the decline of movie quality a LOT. It's just in random snippets over the course of the last decade, and not in any concise form. I've watched almost every video they have made and have heard all three of them mention this. They even say what they would do to improve this situation, but I guess they just don't want to bother too much with the less fun aspects of movies/videos and go for the more enjoyable stuff like re:View and BoTW. I know what I'd rather do.

Dave Filoni is woke, he showed that at that womens event. I think the reason theory has hope in Filoni still is because Filoni knows his lore and knows which keys to jangle. I too once had faith in Dave but its over now

This two mothers stuff is gonna be a way to explain anakins birth

@MegaSpideyman

Ай бұрын

Oh, for feck sake.

SW Theory stays cucked by Disney optimism. He needs to fully accept that it is shit. I remember his positive review of The Last Jedi at the time was why I unsubscribed from him back in the day. He is slow to accept that shit is shit.

@spenser9908

Ай бұрын

I don't know if he's cucked, or he's really just an extremely boring and unintelligent person.

Old Luke should have an unarmed force-defended fight style. Imagine Luke who's gone fully pacifist, to the point where Leia's military has stopped takin the old man seriously anymore, but then when everyone gets fucked up by a gang of force-abusing teenage Sith, Luke just calmly walks in and disarms all of them nonlethally. They all laugh at the old disarmed guy, their Palpatine-following leader thinks "well Luke will have to get his hands dirty on a bunch of kids to get to me, I've got him right where I want him". But no matter who runs at him or how many at a time, he just weaves through them and sends them to the floor missing teeth and their weapon, leaders in the back shitting themselves as they run out of pawns to throw at him.

Anytime you think of having Theory on, just invite Ryan Kinel instead, he actually knows what he’s talking about and won’t shill for Disney/Filoni/Favreau

@SolarDragon007

Ай бұрын

I'm glad that brought Ryan on for the EFAP TV episodes covering The Acolyte.