I never forget Djalili family. On 24th of December 1969 as I arrived in London I stayed at their home for a few days before I went to Brighton. God bless his mother & hope his dad is healthy.

@ameerahtoyfunreview9674

5 жыл бұрын

Wooow long time ago

@drkimy

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but love stays in ones mind. I knew his family in Iran & they helped me......Ooooh

@3ZOZ1KSA1BOY

5 жыл бұрын

You must be 80 years old now

@drkimy

5 жыл бұрын

@@3ZOZ1KSA1BOY be very cautious! I'm 67. So what? I just wrote a memorial from the past. I live somewhere else in Europe much better than England full of poor jobless people with those ancient houses. When I see old commedies like On The Buses, I see nothing has changed since those years, whether in Brighton, Newcastle-upon-Tyne or Weybridge in Surrey where I had an expensive house. I sold all & live now as a German citizen: So du kannst mich mal.....!!

@3ZOZ1KSA1BOY

5 жыл бұрын

drkimy sorry for hurting your felling but your memory is 50 years old and the fact that someone in your age interact with youtube is very rare it’s unseen mostly so i without thinking to much thought you are 80 years old . Sorry again and i hope you live past 80 years old .

I remember this guy in "The Mummy"

@TheCoolerChannel

4 жыл бұрын

waratthewarfield ok I knew I wasn’t crazy, you sir saved me a google

@pippa_peg

4 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU

@23pyromaniac

4 жыл бұрын

"His neck did not break!"

@EonStormcrow

4 жыл бұрын

@@23pyromaniac "What else? I'm a very... lonely man..."

@myst93

4 жыл бұрын

"STEP OVA THA THRESHOLD!"

..."My newborn son, James Blunt..." I swear that caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@xdmoath

5 жыл бұрын

who is james ?

@cutielol0

5 жыл бұрын

I did not understand that joke

@BORAT979

5 жыл бұрын

That was legendary

To be fair we had a guy called Mohammed at work, and when he left he was replaced by another guy called Mohammed.

@SuperLusername

5 жыл бұрын

What about Ahmed?

@samirahsamir6930

5 жыл бұрын

Ragazar OM Allah 😂😂 Mohamed left another Mohamed replaced

@MrAnadad

4 жыл бұрын

When you see Farsi worse than Americans

4 жыл бұрын

How bout Hassan?

@muamerblazevic1837

4 жыл бұрын

😂

“Have you ever incited genocide?” “No but the night is young”

Omid is one of the most underrated actors. Absolutely brilliant. If you don't recognise him, he played the prison warden in the Mummy (Brendan Fraser version). He was also in Black Books when he tricked Manny into being a "photography model". Hehe. This man is a damn talent! I didn't realise he was s comedian to boot!

I feel like I haven't seen him in years. Killed me with the Egyptian football commentary.

@MosnoAlMoseeki

5 жыл бұрын

Goooon Gooon Wallahi! :D

@barbarahallinan1151

5 жыл бұрын

arika guasnahabair e............he has not seen his feet in years.

@joermundgand

5 жыл бұрын

Icelandic football commentary is very similar, I guess we Scandinavians are also an excitable people.

@irenekruger4577

5 жыл бұрын

Love his comedy

@merriamalwani1082

5 жыл бұрын

Artika Gunathdotdotdot I’m sorry but that joke was stolen from Moe Amer. Check him out

By far the best delivery out there. Love his comedy.

@oakpoacher433

5 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there......

I'm saudi arabian and the soccer commentary part was so accurate it's insane 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I watched him along with my breakfast, and I got in such a good mood that now I am in high spirit to meet the rest of today.

@mirasolovklose3888

5 жыл бұрын

Nooooooooo, you forgot the rule! Don't get high on your product.

@gifsec3601

5 жыл бұрын

And in return you made my day with your comment.😁👌

@iamkman

5 жыл бұрын

That is exactly what a person should do, you wake up , watch something funny and it makes you happy for the day!! its what you think about the world

@MyPronounsISwhom

4 жыл бұрын

I love this.. ten months later im hoping you're still groovin

@hediboughanmi722

4 жыл бұрын

same routine here

He does an amazingly good American accent for sum1 who naturally has a british accent👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I love this guy. Love to Iran from England

He was spot on with the soccer commentary, that is exactly what the beIN Sports announcer sounds like 🤣🤣

@jedskulls4295

5 жыл бұрын

But the moron on Bein is not Egyptian, he is from Tunis !

@ProfessorSlime283

5 жыл бұрын

True haha

@KL-bu4sj

5 жыл бұрын

jsquared1013 use

@ThePunisher014

5 жыл бұрын

@@jedskulls4295 I think there are more than just Chawali as commentators at beIN sports. but then again he's the most famous-successful one he just makes morons from egypt and the middle east sound boring as fuck. and Tunis is a capital city, not a nation. mr. butthurt egyptian.

This guy is absolutely sensational. Totally underrated. Just amazin.

The Catholic Church should avoid my mother. She’ll find the holy grail and the arc of the covenant. The whole secret archives would be made public.

@EternalVirgin

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, I thought that was just an Asian thing. Turns out moms everywhere are excellent detectives.

@tanyakasim3988

3 жыл бұрын

Your mom would be a great detective or archaeogist. ☺️

"no but the night is young"

"did you even look?" Is something I ask my husband a lot. Lol

@BeeSugar1

3 жыл бұрын

Right!? BTW, Jambo rafiki 😁

@tanyakasim3988

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something my mom said to my dad 20+ years ago, when he was looking for his pickup truck keys. 😂🚚🔑

this guy almost made me spit out my water at work

@curiosityunlimited3780

5 жыл бұрын

Mahesa Anabrang Do perks at your work involve watching youtube?

An underrated comedian. Love his content

He pronounced Arabic really well for an Iranian 😘

@mortyh.4076

4 жыл бұрын

Arabic is being taught in Schools in Iran. There are also many Arabs living in Iran.

@miraexo3705

4 жыл бұрын

@@mortyh.4076 yeah i'm maroccain live in iran

@FINDINGFITNESS101

4 жыл бұрын

@@mortyh.4076 He was brought up in U.K , not Iran!

@gromhellscream4487

4 жыл бұрын

@@mortyh.4076 We are not taught arabic well.It's an elementary education and it's not effective because our education system is shitty in general.

@mehrshadvr4

3 жыл бұрын

@@mortyh.4076 I never learned Arabic. Barley passed it. Lol And he was born in U.K.

One of the under rated comedians of our generations

James blunt! Killed me!

@deepu1150

5 жыл бұрын

@United Muslims it was sarcasm at its finest! He was listing all Muslim names and followed it with James blunt... We clearly know it's improbable and he's just messing with us!

Wow I am Iranian and i am discovering these gems just now...funny guy.احسنت

@azizbelkharmoudi2564

5 жыл бұрын

Omid Djalili 🤣🤣 IS THE BEST

@nikolasmacedonites917

5 жыл бұрын

have you seen the gladiator?

@innerlight4601

5 жыл бұрын

@@nikolasmacedonites917 ohh yesss

@nikim6986

5 жыл бұрын

You should watch his older videos on KZread. They're hilarious.

@maxk888

4 жыл бұрын

احسنت isnt that arabic?

He doesn't appear on UK television so much now, I'd forgotten how funny he can be.

@barbarahallinan1151

5 жыл бұрын

john pee dix on..........hes funny looking.........

@popazz1

5 жыл бұрын

Barbara Hallinan ...... And I suppose you think you're funny by spelling my name the way you did? Well here's the thing .... you're not, funny. In fact you come across as rather immature.

@barbarahallinan1151

5 жыл бұрын

jonn p dix on............omg..another brexit whinger.

@popazz1

5 жыл бұрын

Oh DO fuck off, woman. I never mentioned Brexit, you did. Maybe your meds have worn off and you need a top-up, you dozy mare.

@TheEmadia

5 жыл бұрын

+JohnPaul Dixon steady on. She made some silly joke and there you go...

That Messi Bit is legendary 🤣

That soccer and Muhammad - Ahmad part was just so relatable lol 😂😂

The comedian Omid Djalili is always funny.

I am dying on the football commentary!!!! Excitable is right! lol

Thank you, you delivered well the sketch, you are amazing:))

He's so good! I wish the BBC could renew his TV show again.

@AdultThirdCultureKid1971

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Sadjadian I agree! He makes my day brighter.

@Azrael442

5 жыл бұрын

He's wasted on the BBC

This is awesome!

When the video stops and your still laughing 🤣 Lol..... Ha ha..

I’m glad omid is back. I missed him.

Although I'm an Iranian but this is the first time I'm seeing his videos, thank KZread for you recommendation 😅

Ahhaha great sense of humour I'll have to watch more of his

Never get high on your own supply 😂. Guys brilliant and such a support to great cause ❤

When he was talking about the questions for the passport application. I believe him.

😂 That was hysterical

"There it is! ... it's been there the whole time!"

my goodness 1am and i laugh very hard while my family are sleeping. keep it up omid.

The messi commentary part was so true 😂😂

The way he read the genocide question had me bloody rolling!

NOW I recognise him. He's that guy from the mummy😂😂😂

@stevecarr7338

9 ай бұрын

and notting hill and pirates of the caribean. He out performed Johnny Depp off the charts

i miss Oimd please return to dubai , we love you ❤❤❤❤

I'm Egyptian and that is so true

I am Egyptian and this guy knows exactly what he talking about :D

WHOOPI introduced him to us here in the states and I cant get enough of him, so funny

Just massive! Omid is greatness.

They actually ask you the genocide question when applying UK family visas.

@SdoubleA

5 жыл бұрын

Seriously though, why would anyone answer that question with a "yes"?

@flankspeed

5 жыл бұрын

"Well, at least you're honest." **APPROVED**

@lem0nwings

5 жыл бұрын

AnilAslan In addition to genocide, they also ask you if you’ve ever committed any act of terrorism.

@joermundgand

5 жыл бұрын

Do they really expect a genocidal dictator to speak the truth?

@Rajj854

5 жыл бұрын

has anyone ever said yes?

Never heard of this guy, but boy now I'm in love

This was fabulous, watching in 2019. Persian comedians are amazing.

He's not shitting 😂😂😂😂😂, I had to go through this shit 😂😂😂😂. The questions are literally that blunt, and stupid 😂😂😂😂

The ending is brilliant 😂😂😂😂

Love you boss.

Came to put this on in the background and watched all 5 minutes. Class comedy.

hahahaha omg the visa questions just about killed me..........

I love Omid. He’s fantastic.

I meet him once a lovely guy

This was super funny

The commentary was sooo spot on!

"What do they know, theyre not men" Dead

omfg this was awesome......epic hillarious

Pure Art God bless you bro

Smart, charming, funny, I like this guy...

Haha he cracks me up

OMG I love this dude.

You have really great shows ... I hope you are healthy mr jalili

His Egyptian commentary is spot on.

LOL! I like to dedicate that goal to my wife "Mohammad Ahmad." That cracked me up big time.

Very good 👍👏👏👏

I LOVE YOU OMIIIIIID

Yusuf amiiiiir , WE gettin' araab moneyyy

as an egyptian this is hilarious and true

@thephoenix756

3 жыл бұрын

As a Sudanese I found it weird that Messi's hypothetical boyfriend had to be Sudanese. 🤔

True story: Once I bought a second hand fitness band with a phone directory from an Egyptian gentleman. That fellow forgot to reset his watch. When I checked out phone directory, first names that turned up where roughly 35x Ahmed (with helpful definitions such like son of Mohammed, the Taxi driver) and some +60x Mohammed. Honestly, I can‘t quite remember but if I am not mistaken, the seller‘s name was indeed Mohammed.

what a talent this man ... you can never learn ...

Thank you 😂👏

is this wat i come into this world to learn and listen too.

very good :)

I didn't expect the James Blunt xD funny guy love the pope thing!

LOL I love him

Nice video !!!!

OMID is simply D BEST indeed 🙌🏼❤️👑👑❤️

You're incredible maaan

That commentary was spot on....

He had the Assassins creed logo beard.

Loved this guy in gta 4, gta online, and now finding out he's a comedian. I have a lot of catching up to do. He's hilarious xD

Omid you are the best man

He really brings out the Yusuf with the Egyptian soccer commentary

just watched your video on ;Abdu'l-Baha, thanks so much it was great.

Very accurate

I like this show.

Funny dude!

Blunt Ending

looks like one of the guy from that Brendan Fraser's Mummy movie

@khalidmerghani1277

5 жыл бұрын

Dr. Acula yeah, that's him.

@DanielSadjadian

5 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah the guy who tried to steal those bug things, only to get his brain eaten out by one.

@telectronix1368

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Sadjadian - At least he stopped selling queer giraffes.

@1funkyflyguy

5 жыл бұрын

That's because he is THE guy from that Brendan Fraser's Mummy movie.

@wizzaking

5 жыл бұрын

When he does the bit impersonating the statue "lelelelele!!" so funny

Funny guy!

I am gonna be honest here. I want expecting much when I clicked the video but he is awesome.

he is GREEEEEEAT!

Watch arabic commentary in el classico. The excitement and screaming will not only destroy the roof but will tear a hole in the sky.

Very proud of you for identifying yourself with Iran even you born in England...you are doing a great job as far as comedy.

I am from Egypt, this is soooo true..