This was, in my humble opinion, a class A+++++ comedy. No obscenity, no insult or humiliation of another person, many complex and thought provoking twists and turns of the mind, and most successful elevation of the heart and elicitation of belly laughs all around. Thanks Omid for a most intelligent comedy delivery.

@graniteboys9189

2 жыл бұрын

except for the Kardashians

@denzy5773

2 жыл бұрын

Wasn't that funny. Maybe keep opinions to yourself.

@moal1765

2 жыл бұрын

@@denzy5773 my nigga

@bigkakabird4683

2 жыл бұрын

@@denzy5773 That's because you are ghetto

@Kameleonic

2 жыл бұрын

Precisely correct!

“I haven’t got time for your applause” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@anothergoogleuser4915

3 жыл бұрын

Why what did I do ?

@shamsudahiruibrahim5642

2 жыл бұрын

Well, am afraid you have to bear with me for I MADE MY DECISION!!!

4:30 That "Ivy" joke was priceless :-D

@theliberalthinker3308

3 жыл бұрын

That was a great joke. I love this guys material.

@marvaff6878

3 жыл бұрын

Lol that was gold

@joshuaclark4660

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's based off an old joke, something like "My grandad was telling me about these new memory pills he takes. He told me "They're really good, i can't remember what they're called. What's the name of that flower? With red petals?" "A gyranium?" "nono, the other one, with the horns" "A Rose?" "that's it..a rose...ROSE??? WHAT ARE MY MEMORY PILLS CALLED?"

@vaclav_fejt

2 жыл бұрын

I immediately thought how that joke could translate into Czech...and I'd use řůže/Růža (rose/Rose - that's the only plant-based name that works in Czech. Not Ivy, Petunia...not even Margaret.)

@quantummath

2 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅 That's a good one @@joshuaclark4660

Intelligent humor without any profanities. Brilliant, mate!

@johnmc3862

3 жыл бұрын

Lol no profanities with the Royals.

@misbahailia3345

2 жыл бұрын

I wish he'd do more comedy without profanity.

@humanforotherhumans

2 жыл бұрын

Max, look at his audience.

@brenttwilson

2 жыл бұрын

What's the fucking problem with profanities?

@strixgaming4271

2 жыл бұрын

There should be some kind of standard for comedy without profanities

Very clean, very professional, very topical, perfectly tailored for the audience. Omid still got it.

@johnstitt2615

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sharp.

@VahidGovahi

4 жыл бұрын

Cound not be more agreed

@plejady

4 жыл бұрын

you technically stupid

@curiousdilettante396

3 жыл бұрын

In short, definitely not American comedy

@terrymckenna3382

3 жыл бұрын

Also...... Very average

I once served him in a bank that I worked in. Absolute gentleman, he was so chuffed that I recognised him and did'nt ask for ID when he cashed a cheque.

@TheMacrobianSomali

5 жыл бұрын

A friend of mine is asking haw much in 'is acunt? Fyi we are NOT nigerians eee

@mb8kr

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheMacrobianSomali brilliant, you nailed it.

@samsharifi5586

3 жыл бұрын

good job, you made your decision

@SayedI313

3 жыл бұрын

You should have asked for his ID. After he asks why, you should have said, "I MADE MY DECISION"

@macforme

Жыл бұрын

Peter Tunks: Oh Oh... you handed over Omid's money to a brilliant impressionist.

I think i'm watching this for the tenth time and i still find it hilarious.

@arsenalmanic

4 жыл бұрын

we got the same surname. :) Don't know if related or not.

@anothergoogleuser4915

3 жыл бұрын

Could it possibly be because you've made your decision ? I made my decision to wait over a year to make this statement.

@kamruzbari0103

3 жыл бұрын

Same here, its hilarious everytime you watch it.

@user-vc4wj3zc9j

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@mastiffmama6008

2 жыл бұрын

Me also

I live in Australia and we just don't get enough of this man. Brilliant!!

Who are the people who gave thumbs down for this tight, spotless act?? Kardashians?

@souls.7033

4 жыл бұрын

THEY HAVE MADE THEIR DECISION

@Mrbobinge

4 жыл бұрын

Downers. It's the usual 2-5% of morons in any crowd. They can't help it, have some empathy. Men in white coats are on the way.

@nicecronic7625

4 жыл бұрын

Soul S. Aha they made there decision

@MrDaiseymay

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mrbobinge then keep politics OUT, he should have known better, the idiot.

@Sir.K2

4 жыл бұрын

😂

I'm ethnically Iranian, but I was born and raised in the UK. So, technically that makes me Ukrainian!

@AdultThirdCultureKid1971

5 жыл бұрын

PYM JBZ That got a belly laugh from me! 😂😂😂

@waismalik

5 жыл бұрын

That is an old joke.. not funny anymore..

@tenhirankei

5 жыл бұрын

It's spelled UKranian! A minor difference that can be missed.

@baharehsaleh500

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@ginjaneihsiel3022

5 жыл бұрын

Scrolled down the comment section be watchin the video . Now the fun is gone 😕

Omid at his finest. Murdered it in front of Prince Charles and the London audience. Fantastic set.

To be a distinguished comedian is one thing, to perform like that in less than 7 minutes coming up with something which could be watched over and over again making you laugh each time, is another thing!

@theliberalthinker3308

2 жыл бұрын

Really unbelievable to fit that many jokes!!

One of the best routines ever , Omid you nailed it man! Respect from Ireland 🇮🇪

The best, no swearing, non offensive, you can watch with the family, even HRH is laughing, this is real comedy

Seen him live 2 years ago, nearly popped a testicle laughing so much!!

@Jaydcoke

3 ай бұрын

Popped a testicle? Should I ask 'whose?'

Very solid set - no weak jokes at all👏👏😁

@jzolghadr

5 жыл бұрын

Jermaine Long except for the first 5 minutes

@stofferrussell

4 жыл бұрын

The one about making noises when you’re older is a Billy Connolly classic.

Omid Djalili, the great Ukrainian comic! :)

@IamSuperEffective

5 жыл бұрын

@@SohailAhmedKT It's literally a joke Omid makes in the first few minutes of this video. Eveyrone knows he's Iranian.

@SohailAhmedKT

5 жыл бұрын

@Check YO Self thank you for ur enlightened comments

@motnosniv

5 жыл бұрын

Except he isn't Ukrainian

@siyavashking289

5 жыл бұрын

he is an iranian ....my country @@motnosniv

@motnosniv

5 жыл бұрын

@@siyavashking289 l thought he was born in UK.

This is perfect. No profanity, pure and intelligent comedy.

Wasn’t going to watch this but.............. I MADE MY DECISION

@katesteventon5296

5 жыл бұрын

shazlfc ronaldo read this before he got to that bit, and I was like wtf!?!?

@9shazad

5 жыл бұрын

Kate Steventon lmao u was probs thinking what’s he on about 🤣🤣🤣

@muhammadmustafiz8040

5 жыл бұрын

You did it wrong. They followed through with their decision 😵

@singhajs

5 жыл бұрын

Yes you made a good one

@abdulazizyalahow3238

5 жыл бұрын

shazlfc ronaldo Hahahaha

Ok, I adore this man, now.

We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden. We scoured 27 countries looking for Bin Laden. We spent £2 Billion Pounds looking for Bin Laden, Where did we find him?? IN HIS HOUSE

@paulritchie5868

4 жыл бұрын

In Pakistan..we should have guessed that..

@shahmirzaman3888

4 жыл бұрын

Haha lol yeah should've guessed that....he ain't a Pakistani but we shoulda guessed that Haha... he was trained by the us but we shoulda guessed that hahahaha

@hyndscs

4 жыл бұрын

No in a biscuit factory hiding behind the afgans

@tejasdhami8734

4 жыл бұрын

shahmir zaman dude, he was literally next to the US military base in Pakistan, (like a mile away) and next to the Peshwar military training academy (like Pakistan’s west point). Also the Pakistani military created the Taliban which, though not the Al-Queda (which Osama was the leader of), was still a major ally. Moreover Pakistan consistedly funded the Taliban who were often contained to have funded the Al Queda. Not to mention that the US armed the Mujahadeen, who then splintered into the Al Queda, who then splintered creating a civil war that Najibullah lost. Moreover, the Afghans were fighting communists and asked for help in defending against the Soviet advanced. If the US had not provided support, the nation would have been blamed for its inaction in allowing for the rise of a different type of totalitarian regime. Lastly, in terms of why it was obvious he was in Pakistan and in that location was that his house was always guarded with armed men, it was the largest house not just in the town but also in the entire peshawar region, and it was often reported for its incredibly suspicious activity.

@forillonbear131

4 жыл бұрын

Between the moment they made their decision to capture him and the moment they found him, not enough arsenal had been made and sold...

"THAT is the Prince of Wales." Ha ha, love it!! Classssy!

Brilliant.. Polished and clean and delivered fantastically

@guneetaga994

5 жыл бұрын

Mr Chatterjee are you in India?

@urinater

5 жыл бұрын

achatterjee14 he’s not Polish

@achatterjee14

5 жыл бұрын

@@guneetaga994 yup

@plejady

4 жыл бұрын

you technically stupid

Got a genuine laugh out of Prince Charles at his expense. Omid's a master.

Lol he was firing on all cylinders here ! Well done 👍 omid

The entire Iranian community is so proud of you Omid. There isn't any comedian with such a class as you today.

@TheAhanin

4 жыл бұрын

What the fuck dude? You call your family the entire Iranian ?

@incogttv325

4 жыл бұрын

king J i supoose

@Drsshocd

3 жыл бұрын

چرا کسشر می‌گی این یارو فقط اسمش ایرانیه بعدشم ایرانیا اصلا این یارو خیکی رو نمیشناسن افتخار ایران مهران مدیریه نه این چاقالو

@beback_

3 жыл бұрын

Don't be pathetic.

@Yasmana1475

3 жыл бұрын

UKRAINIAN community should be more proud. Technically. 😑

Truly fascinating Mr. Djalili, humor is a universal language... it allows me to see the lighter and brighter part of Iran when all the rest of the world says otherwise! Let us celebrate humanity!

Omid killed it here. I laughed so hard my cheeks hurt.

he is really a world class comedian.

His humour is so intelligent and refined a talented comic he should have been much bigger

@zazabrown732

5 жыл бұрын

He's not dead yet

@mugen1423

5 жыл бұрын

He couldve been big if he had more jokes but as I've watched almost everything he has online it was all same jokes repeated over and over again nonetheless great jokes and I like him alot but it's like Arie Spears, same damn jokes every set since his youth.

@cgmat7804

5 жыл бұрын

I think he has lost weight!

@tobyhart8515

4 жыл бұрын

@@mugen1423 he's pretty big. If anything he should get a little smaller .

The best piece of comedy i've watched in some time!

I watched this a dozen times, such funny and clean comedy is rare and hard to find. Thanks, Omid Djalili.

Excellent Omid. Jokes were spot on, well delivered and my favourite was ' talking to the flowers bit', Charles was really laughing.

@tenhirankei

5 жыл бұрын

The flowers were talking to him? Send this man to the nut house! No , not the funny farm - he doesn't need that.

@therealpbristow

5 жыл бұрын

@@tenhirankei Heh. =:o}

@boejiden.1445

5 жыл бұрын

Wow Charles would have love him

What a great guy ..

I swear the Kardasian joke was so relatable... I felt like that every time I used to watch it couple years ago.

BRILLIANT. ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT, AND NOT ONE CURSE WORD.

From nothing to being personally selected by British royalty, yet he remains humble and has never sold out. Rare breed. Bravo Sir. As highly as you're rated, you're still underrated.

Absolutely the best....clean and very funny

Probably the best standup comedy I have seen. Thanks, Omid.

Watching this in Lock down here in the UK.

Spot on jokes and solid performance. Greetings from Iraq.

@bitterolive4299

3 жыл бұрын

Iran...not iraq....persia

@Septqmber

3 жыл бұрын

@@bitterolive4299 he's saying hi on the behalf of the Iraqi's people sherlock🤦‍♂️

Loved his performance/character in *"The Mummy"* . I didn't know he was also a stand up comedian, holy shit. He is fantastic!

gotta love omid hats off

This man is my favorite comedian...no one comes close in stand up comedy

I think I watched this 20 times and i still rolling on the ground laughing . Well done great performance , lovely character, clean and meaningful jokes

@andrewcowling5804

2 жыл бұрын

It had to be clean in front of a Royal. His normal act isn’t quite so clean

Spot on, flawless impeccably classic...the old guy not only forgot where he went for his holiday but even forgot his wife's name too...and how tactically he tries to remember her name😆😆😆

One of the best short theme-based pieces of stand-up. Watched it >10x.

As an Iranian myself, I can confirm this really is what it's like being Iranian. I applied for a visa to visit two years ago and the application was denied because I have British and Iranian nationality xD I love Omid sm, he is not afraid to make light of the political situation we are all in. That is the kind of humour we need sometimes

@user-fq7wr2vt5c

3 жыл бұрын

tell me about it girl

@beback_

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it sucks lol

@hosseinfaridnasr2778

3 жыл бұрын

How about the ones who were born in Iran too? It's much worse.

@hedgehogf98

3 жыл бұрын

@@hosseinfaridnasr2778 Oh believe me, I know! I have full sympathy for my family back in Iran. :')

@mariom6368

2 жыл бұрын

He voices a character named Yusuf Amir Hilarious character 🤣

He is the BEST!

1:10 I love how he said" And they wouldn't let me in" LOL

This man is not just a stand up comedian. He is also a brilliant serious actor. I am thinking of the one-man play (written by his wife Annabel Knight) 'A Strange Bit of History'. I will never forget this performance.

@ahmedetemadi3434

5 жыл бұрын

Magdalena Portmann when did you see it?

@magdalenaportmann2431

5 жыл бұрын

@@ahmedetemadi3434 Oh gosh - it must have been in the early 90s - 1994/5 maybe? Shortly after KOMEDIA in Brighton opened in Manchester Street in 1994 - it must have been in the first or second year of its existence.

@ahmedetemadi3434

5 жыл бұрын

Magdalena Portmann wow you remembered it after so long, why was it so good?

@magdalenaportmann2431

5 жыл бұрын

@@ahmedetemadi3434 Yes - it was quite brilliant. I now also remember seeing his comic act the evening before - when I just happened to walk into the venue, and having a free evening, went to see Omid's show. I knew nothing of him, so I just took a chance. I was so impressed that I came back the next evening to see the play. Some things leave a deep impression. You asked why it was so good: It is a one-man play - but Omid's skill to move from one character to the other is remarkable. It felt as if I were watching a play with many different actors. The timing, too, was impeccable.

@ahmedetemadi3434

5 жыл бұрын

Magdalena Portmann wow, hopefully he will do it again one day

One the greatest UK Comedian

@ahmedetemadi3434

5 жыл бұрын

emigrate your comments make no sense, enough with the racist garbage

@amirm7184

Жыл бұрын

Iranian

Master comedians make it look so easy. Brilliant in every way.

Omid Djalili was the first stand up I ever watched on the telly. Changed my life mate

Saw Omid in Brighton back in 2008. Loved every minute of it. Class performer 👏

Omid is a true master , love this guy.

CUTT ITTTTT!

Daring and hilarious at the same time. Omid you area a treat.

Omid is a marvellous comedian.

Oh, he is funny! Haven't laughed this hard for ages.

When I saw his last Prince-Charles birthday performance I thought he couldn't get any funnier, I was wrong!

@awfan221

5 жыл бұрын

When he told him to get a life, i choked on my food and coughed for minutes. I couldn't stop laughing

@genialazari3100

4 жыл бұрын

K ää :ää ⁿ mä k no no l mk mp nkii on No no no

Hilarious. One of the funniest things I’ve seen this year

Love him! 😂😃 Fun fact about him: he was fired from on of the Pirates Of The Caribbean movies for mucking about with his prop sword. 😁

@arsenalmanic

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO! That stupid to fire him for that.

@soheilmashali922

3 жыл бұрын

@@arsenalmanic Yeh heard johnny Depp wanted him back but he didn't wanna come back

@arsenalmanic

3 жыл бұрын

@@soheilmashali922 lol

@89zfinest41

2 жыл бұрын

Can't forget the first mummy movie lol

Seriouslu love this man, a real comedian. From Saudi

OMG laughed soooo hard. Thank you for sharing this clip. For the life of me I don't understand why are there 510 thumbs down.

@aguamenti2106

4 жыл бұрын

Because some people don't find this funny it's funny for you but not for everyone.

This is the fifth time I’ve watched this and it’s still funny Excellent routine

@stealthattack2209

5 жыл бұрын

Change your DP for crying out loud. Everyone I see it I try to brush the darn thing away 😀

Great that we live in a country where the future King is the butt of jokes and laughs along with it. It wouldn't happen in some countries.

@SuzLa1

5 жыл бұрын

Laughing all the way to bank in his free mansion

@behdadronasianable

5 жыл бұрын

With all due respect, can’t you just shut the f@&k up and enjoy the comedy and keep your stupid opinion about other countries to yourself???? Thank you

@LorenAlunaia

5 жыл бұрын

Sure as hell not here in the 'States. We're starting to look like Norsefire is going to come for people with lorries in the night.

@tariqsardar4189

5 жыл бұрын

@@SuzLa1 I take it your jealous.

@r.r.r9746

5 жыл бұрын

Pathetic country that still has Kings and Queens :-D we're in the 21st century for fuck's sake!

The funniest IRANIAN comedy star 🌟 I have ever seen! Well done mate, you are just amazing 🤩

Great show... amazing jokes... Hats off! Doing Iranians proud...

@Admire

5 жыл бұрын

I always had a perception that iranians are a people of humour in general..

@User90178

4 жыл бұрын

He's actually Ukrainian 😰

He's great - the funniest man! - love him!

I laughed even more the second time around!! Awesome set.. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😅😂🤣

Don't see much off him these days, Its nice to see him again!!

Omid is honestly one of the funniest people, he always makes me laugh. He should have a chat show or something

YUSUF AMIRRRR

One of the best comedians ever

Omg. Where have you been omid

@MR-lb7rg

5 жыл бұрын

One4 ALL enjoying the money 💰

OMG thank God. After a long time , probably months of searching funny stand ups I actually find someone really funny who resorts to humour without nonsense and not so much swearing .

I have lost count the number of times I watched this but I never tire of it and I enjoy it every time. Mr OD is absolutely brilliant.

I clicked Like before even watching. OJ always delivers.

What a G manages to tailor his act to an audience without looking corny not many comedians can do that, very good!

It gets me there every time with all the new re-watching I get up to after any small brief duration. This man is beyond funny when some serious jokes just sneak up on you and you realise you hadn't internized them all with that excellent performance that ties down the delivery. It hurts sometimes when this happens

Being of Iranian decent myself , found his humour very British and I enjoyed it a lot .

Omid Djalili the best Iranian Comiker

It’s so enjoyable to watch comedy without vulgarity and obscene language. Brilliant!

This guy is a national treasure , so different from all other comedians , i love the guy, just a fun guy loving his work .

Great jokes and amazing vibe, Proud to be Iranian British

@scarlao

5 жыл бұрын

Ukrainian*

@AA-yo6yg

4 жыл бұрын

Siobhan O'Connor Only when travelling to the states :)

Omid Djalili , I´m terribly grateful for your wisdom and humour. I/we, love you, terribly!

I watch this time & again. It doesn't get stale bc he's telling off the prince of wales to his face! Now that's a class act.

One of omid's best sets. Legend

I love when he said "Oh well I'll eat the snickers bar despite the fact that I have a fatal nut allergy, but I've made my decision" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@marklloyd4087

4 жыл бұрын

🇬🇧 😂 😂 😂

@MrDaiseymay

4 жыл бұрын

that was shit

@bajramsopjani2428

4 жыл бұрын

Philip Croft how was that shit that was hilarious

Who’s watching this in 2022?. Watched this so many many times!!! Just brilliant 🤩🤩🤩

Tive uma paixão enorme pelo Omid Djalili quando eu era mais jovem. Ele era mesmo muito lindo, fofinho, sexy e simpático demais.❤

I ordered and reading his biography, amazing collection of emotional and funny stories. Love it

@ftse07

5 жыл бұрын

Curiosity Unlimited get it on Audible his narrating it👍🏽

One of the BEST comedy material ever written! Hilarious and ingenious!

One of the best if not the best comedian the last decade.

It's VERY good to see Omid again.

Every time I see this brilliant man, I like to get snuggled up under a blanket and just drift away to a better place. Superb delivery! Not one bad joke!

I always remember him from “the mummy”

@ahriman46

4 жыл бұрын

Ya'Hman

Last time I watch this video was last week, first time I watch this video was nearly 2 years ago, within last 2 years God knows how many times I have watch this video anytime I watch it seem it's a first time I am watching it:))

Omid Djalili is great , simply a wonder. Most of all we are profoundly happy and amazed with Prince Charles and his wife's simplicity . If only if Prince Charles would have the absolute monarch of Britain , we would see a far better Britain .Lots of Love from Dhaka Bangladesh.