Edging us with that intro

@Corvus_Clemmons

11 ай бұрын

I love edging!

@N51totallynotprivatemilitary

11 ай бұрын

​@@Corvus_Clemmonswe love everything club member spotted

@R1Hunter

11 ай бұрын

I don't care about edging.

@Corvus_Clemmons

11 ай бұрын

@@N51totallynotprivatemilitary I do love everything, but edging has a special place in my mechanical heart.

@elijah5199

11 ай бұрын

I hate edging

Bro needs to do an asmr based off of the history of crayons whilst coloring a picture. I guarantee you he would make it fire 🔥

@patosasesinos6654

11 ай бұрын

Role play as a USMC and just eat them

@Mashamazzi

11 ай бұрын

I’m 50/50 on whether he would even use a real crayon to do it too lmao

@sickna-sty3244

11 ай бұрын

This is so specific that I really want to see it now, nice.

@Plazali

11 ай бұрын

What a weird ass request. I love it

@zrx1200r06

11 ай бұрын

He sould colour a pictre of a crayon

We need a part two where he puts the old bay seasoning on the new bay seasoning.

@kyedae351

11 ай бұрын

insane

@heimdal8

11 ай бұрын

Old bay + New Bay = Middle Age Bay. Somewhat spicy, will do the job but kinda tired and fed up with other spices.

@sleep170

11 ай бұрын

⁠@@heimdal8New Bay + New Bay = Infant Bay. Barely spicy at all, screams and cries at almost everything

@goofyahhgooberprod

11 ай бұрын

New bay+middle age bay=pubescent bay. Very sad and anxious over nothing, never thinks they have bias, probably isn't as funny or charming as they think

@wizardyeti

11 ай бұрын

⁠Old bay + Old bay= 137 year old bay, shriveled up and cannot walk. Deaf and mute and lives in a nursing home. Very spicy, and is the grandfather of the other spices

Being from Maryland, I didn't know other states away from the Chesapeake Bay area didn't have Old Bay for the longest time. I was shocked when I asked for my wings to be tossed in Old Bay at a restaurant while visiting Florida and they were like "tossed in what now?" Lol. Also, I can't eat popcorn without Old Bay sprinkled on it; it's so good!

@JackWiliams

11 ай бұрын

Odd.. I’m a Florida native and feel like old bay is almost a staple down here lol. I usually season most of my fish with it before it hits the pan

@wetnoodleman8166

11 ай бұрын

I live in washington but I have family in maryland and every time we visit I always get old bay wings lol. They are so good I just cant get over them no matter how much I have.

@Jin_Sake

11 ай бұрын

Currently in Japan, but from Maryland, and I feel like if they put Old Bay in their ramen, they would ascend into a higher plane of existence

@richardaviles353

11 ай бұрын

Used to live in North East, Maryland. Loved Old Bay, now I live in Florida 😭

@mr.froglegs

11 ай бұрын

At least they sell the old bay at the stores here in Florida

Finally. ASMR for us Maryland folk.

@GizzyVr

11 ай бұрын

Yessirr

@Pehercy

11 ай бұрын

@@GizzyVr YEEESSSS SIRRRR

@brycenpaschal8493

9 ай бұрын

I’m not in Maryland but LESSSS GOOOOO

@SheanaOBrien1985

9 ай бұрын

Maryland here, I see old bay and I click.

@demowotv

7 ай бұрын

WOOO

Been watching you for years and you just never disappoint, never

@thegoldenstick

11 ай бұрын

agreed and same

@goldiehawk1

11 ай бұрын

I've been watching him for 5 years almost every single night. Rift always has a banger

@TriComStorm

11 ай бұрын

Tbh, he USED TO be a bit sexist around 2012-13.

@slaweknovak3857

11 ай бұрын

@@goldiehawk1same here. At some point I was questioning my sexuality falling asleep to uncle E every night😂😂😂 nobody has tingles like he does tho. Also at thisbpoy he created his own universe, cross reference in every other video to older ones. Can't stop it now 😅

@JackWiliams

11 ай бұрын

@@Freshmaker420not rlly, I’m in the same boat 👌🏼

This looks like a normal video with a little sprinkle of old bay in it.

Being from Baltimore I fully endorse this video we put old bay on anything... EXECPT milk lol Uncle E you are more of a baltimorian than me 😂

@pleasegoawaydude

11 ай бұрын

i hate being reminded that y'all can't cook.

@nv.dingus

11 ай бұрын

marylander bruh average baltimorian living in their own universe of baltimore

@Mega_tard

11 ай бұрын

STFU YALL WRONG Yes Baltimore is a shitty city but don’t shit on Maryland We probably can cook better then u

@GizzyVr

11 ай бұрын

Facts

@Joybuzzer64

11 ай бұрын

what is "Baltimore"? I only know of balmur cowny mairlin 🐦‍⬛🦀🥍

"Ephemeral Rift hasn't uploaded in 6 days... he must be working on something big." Ephemeral Rift: **Covering everything with Old Bay**

As a former Marylander I can confirm that every food that’s ever been manufactured, imported, packaged, delivered, and eaten in Maryland, is covered in, at least, half a container of old bay

@condor237

10 ай бұрын

I’ve had it in ice cream: it’s surprisingly good

The anticipatory “Good Now” will never fail to make me tingle.

My parents both lived in Baltimore for some time so now me and my siblings are forever bound to using Old Bay on any seafood we ever make

The weird thing is in my entire life i have never seen old bay seasoning untill 2 weeks ago i seen and purchased it and love it. Next level futuristic subconcious marketing and i'm not even mad well played. Uk

@MikomiKawaii

11 ай бұрын

Lmao very similar thing happened to me! Found it a week or so ago in Lidl almost brought it but decided not too . First time I’ve ever seen it before this lol

@angry_zergling

11 ай бұрын

Only explanation is the universe is a simulation.

@RevolverRez

11 ай бұрын

Same. It's in every single shop you go in suddenly, I feel like I'm going crazy and that is was always there or something.

It’s scary that this man can turn anything into ASMR…

@doc.spooky3770

11 ай бұрын

@redacted_023he has already begun the assimilation.

@Freshmaker420

11 ай бұрын

He could even turn your comment into asmr

@ChxrryBxtchBoii

11 ай бұрын

Bro is THE ASMR guy

@Nathan-lk4iu

11 ай бұрын

@@Freshmaker420he could even turn you into asmr

@doc.spooky3770

11 ай бұрын

@@Nathan-lk4iu your comment on the commenter commenting on the comment about ASMR has been turned into ASMR by rift.

As a man from southern Maryland, I greatly appreciate this and would like to, on behalf of all Maryland peoples, present you with a formal invitation for a dozen blue crabs and corn lunch at any time

@pleasegoawaydude

11 ай бұрын

learn to actually cook seafood

@beanos5240

11 ай бұрын

@@pleasegoawaydudekeep yourself safe

@gladitsnotme

11 ай бұрын

@@pleasegoawaydude found the dude who puts bread chunks in his crabcakes

@fynnhelliwell435

11 ай бұрын

​@@pleasegoawaydude please go away dude

@MrBryant240sx

9 ай бұрын

​@@pleasegoawaydudeBecause you'd probably boil my crabs and cause a fight.

As a Marylander I’ve never felt more proud of Old Bay, getting the asmr it deserves

@brycenpaschal8493

9 ай бұрын

Yea let’s go Maryland ‼️I don’t even live there but let’s go Maryland ‼️

As someone from MD, I salute you

POV: You’re sitting with that one kid at lunch who likes old bay seasoning.

@EphemeralRift

9 ай бұрын

So all the kids in Baltimore Maryland

absolutely insane that you kept the old bay water throughout the entire video rather than replacing it with a fresh glass, have to respect the dedication

I love micro dosing Old Bay seasoning!

As a Marylander, this is the greatest video to ever exist.

As someone who was born and raised in Maryland, I support this.

I have no clue what "Old Bay Seasoning" is, but either way I'll assume it's not meant to go on EVERYTHING!

@Hrybread

11 ай бұрын

@@Untoldaeons000 Marylanders would NEVER accept someone who says old bay isn't meant to go on everything!

@Untoldaeons000

11 ай бұрын

@@Hrybread In retrospect, I had misread the comment. Honorary title rescinded

@drinkingdragons6885

11 ай бұрын

As a Marylander I’m offended. Old bay season spice absolutely goes on everything. (But putting it on buttered corn on the cob is my favorite)

@Untoldaeons000

11 ай бұрын

@@drinkingdragons6885 Hell yeah, nothing better than Old Bay on Eastern Shore corn

@loganmccoy7666

11 ай бұрын

Maby not, but it can it's the perfect seasoning, but my favorite is put on some garlic fried shrimp

Tbh, not into food ASMR but I couldn't resist, first video to show once I open the app, and my intrigue won me over, good now and later my friend

It's so unfair to see how the old bay seasoning gets overpowered by everyone, i can see that he's trying his best

As a Marylander this makes me feel ungodly amounts of joy

I used to get yelled at for eating ravioli out of the can. Thank you for validating my entire life 😂

I didn’t know Old Bay seasoning was a thing until I learned about it in university (I was in culinary school) and I loved it ever since. It gives such a rich flavor to whatever thing you’re eating.

I've put old bay on pretty much every thing I've eaten and the thing I've loved the most is just "old bay on freshly made queso fresco" the creamyness mixed with the heat and savoriness is just an A1 snack.

I’m from Maryland, I can confirm this is our every meal.

The post water tasting reaction is probably the closest he's ever come to breaking character.

Absolutely incredible. I woke up my wife to tell her somebody FINALLY made the ASMR the world needed.

This ASMR video summoned all the Marylanders

@FreaksawMan

11 ай бұрын

its like fish bait for Marylanders

I watch these videos everyday not even to go to sleep but as a comforting kind of video we love you uncle rift

I was hoping to catch the 5:45 rift to that reality so I can try some old bay, but im stuck in margaret's garden :/

@aaronp7436

11 ай бұрын

Been like 4 or 5 months since he even mentioned the sanitarium. The hell is going on?

I must like anticipatory asmr bc that intro was so nice

I add Old bay to sammiches. My favorite being Cappicola & Swiss. I place directly on the Swiss. It makes it pop so much more too. Its sooooo good. Old Bay seasoning for me is a requirement to have in the home.

@pleasegoawaydude

11 ай бұрын

disgusting to people who can actually cook food

@Strato-s

11 ай бұрын

​@pleasegoawaydude nah it's actually quite a good spice for things like sammiches

I was drifting off to sleep when the sheer thought of the taste of Old Bay seasoning in milk jolted me awake.

honestly, never once did I question that this may be a sponsored video until UE addressed it. this is just the kind of nonsensical shit I love and expect from ER at this point no explanation necessary hahahaha

@the25thbam24

7 ай бұрын

also, I feel like old bay is just the kind of thing people are fans of. I've got old bay sweatpants, not sponsored obv but just an ..... old bay moment

Thanks for continuing the intro teasing 🙏 🙏 🙏 So many tingles

i'm from Maryland and I approve this message!!!

I'm here to like the video and comment because I love the creativity and pure drive... but idk if I wanna see Old Bay on jello.

@EphemeralRift

11 ай бұрын

omg i forgot about that!! lol

Old Bay on everything?! You're crazy. The Cthulhu stuff? That's fine. But this? You're a madman!

Currently on vacation around the VA-MD state line and the house owners left Old Bay chips that look really good…it’s meant to be

@Seebeejeebees

11 ай бұрын

Go to a bar and get some wings tossed in Old Bay. So good. You can skip the Old Bay beer... Not quite my thing lol.

As a Maryland born resident, i approve

I love old bay so much I seasoned my phone with it in preparation for this video. Couldn’t see you but my phone tasted wonderful 🥰🥰

@Hiro-Code016

11 ай бұрын

Legend

As a Marylander, I approve.

@Hiro-Code016

11 ай бұрын

Never would have thought I would ever see a Monado under an ER video

Sometimes I don't even watch your content as ASMR it's just genuinely fun :)

Uncle E is out here just eating average New England snacks, nothing weird here lol! Keep up the great work paul!

Can’t wait to watch this tonight! Thank you as always

Old bay seasoning sunflower seeds are so good

Being from Baltimore I approve of this video!

The intro will forever be tingling

love the recommendations on what a normal amount of old bay to put in your water would be. very helpful!

Nothing like pulling up through the nearest rift with a freshly assembled sammich in hand

My grandma has those same paper cups he used for the milk and old bay

@EphemeralRift

11 ай бұрын

You’re grandma is awesome!

Its 6:30 and im supposed to be sleeping. Instead im watching an asmrtist do a science experiment

I might be the only person born in Maryland that actually hates Old Bay seasoning. My dad was raised in Baltimore (B-more), and I wasn't, but he used to put that shit on eggs, crabs, chips, and EVERY TIME we had crabs, he'd cake the crabs in the seasoning. Baltimoreans really do put that on EVERYTHING and they eat it as if it was a solid mass of food when it's just a seasoning.

@fijiwater6755

11 ай бұрын

Here, its a sin to have crabs steamed without first drenching them in old bay

@Plazali

11 ай бұрын

@@fijiwater6755 I know and it sickens me

@MrBryant240sx

9 ай бұрын

Of course he put it on the crabs EVERY TIME!

I'm glad he specified in the time stamps that there is, in fact, old bay on everything.

i feel so represented as a long time subscriber from maryland

I love how if any other creator were to make this video, all the comments would be talking about the fact hes running out of content, But no, even though he has made amazingly high-quality videos in the past, seemingly setting the bar super high, yet he posts stuff like this and it somehow passes the bar and is actually called content. I think thats a good indicator you're an amazing creator

I do like it when Uncle E shares the inspiration or journey to making a video. It's pretty cool.

This is some top tier content. Im here for it.

Man that apple tapping was ELITE

I feel like you’re delaying the good now just to spite me and I love it

Pizza pringles are the best along with original. We got it up here in Canada too! Tons of flavours

@cheerful_crop_circle

9 ай бұрын

The original is the worst

Thank you for reviewing this delicious sneezoning.

This video has inspired me to add old bay to salt and vinegar chips. I can't wait to try it.

Officially the first person to make me tingle with their voice

Next video, mixing all the shampoos to make the ultimate potion!!!

@call_me_mado5987

11 ай бұрын

More like the ultimate poison XD

We can all agree this man is the most chill person on asmr

I have attempted to view this video 3 times. I have fallen asleep during the intro 3 times.

Hoping you do an end of summer or fall walk thru the woods. Love those videos.

this is unexpected but i am going too love every second of this.

Peanut butter on EVERYTHING! ASMR

30:10 “Delicious.. could’ve used a bit more.” *Starts coughing*

funny enough I just had a roast chicken with Old Bay seasoning on it for dinner tonight, the collective consciousness strikes again.

As a Marylander, this pleases me

your sound is very soothing❤

I'm from the uk and before I watched this I didn't know what this seasoning was. I've put that right now and using it on everything 😂

You’re a madman! Love it.

BY THE LIGHT! THIS INTROOOOO, life changing i dare say

I'm a Marylander and this brings me immense joy.

Hello. Ihope you doing well. Just wanna say i'll be so happy if i see Chris Crinkle again. I'm a little bit sick. But your old videos help me live another day. 😊

My favorite videos from you personally are the food hauls like this one! You reeled me in with your “Going to the store” video where you bought everything we suggested & your End of the World RP. Ig I just like watching you eat

As a Marylander i couldn't be more proud

I don't know if Uncle E has done this video yet, but I would love to see a "Knocking You Out" asmr video, where Uncle E just does asmr with things that would knock people out like a baseball bat and boxing gloves. The nice joke is that instead of knocking us out with harm he's just knocking us out to sleep with asmr 😂

@zoebaggins90

11 ай бұрын

I think he's already done this.

His eating ASMRs always the best

Lived in Maryland all my life and honestly, "on everything" is not an exaggeration. 😅

I remember the Old Bay Potato Chips from Lunch with Dave, that's literally the only place I know them from because we don't have Old Bay in the UK to my knowledge hahahah

My parents put Old Bay on their corn and cook it on the grill. I can’t stand the stuff because it’s just too spicy to me but they seem to love it.

This guy is awesome and is the best asmrist ever

Another amazing yet random vid.

i need more asmr like this!!

You mentioned that you don’t do promotions or ads but to be honest I don’t think anyone would have a problem with it. If it’s stuff that isn’t malicious and or stuff you personally like/use etc. it'd be even better. I’m sure you’d do a fantastic job integrating them creatively into the videos. Get that bag, ER !!

hi i hope you are doing amazing :) thank you for this video

From 12 to fork on the random scale this video is definitely a Sasquatch

I need more spam tapping in my life

As an official Marylander, I endorse this.

Every time he says oldbay, you take a shot of oldbay