Thanks to everyone who got the chance to participate! For those that didn't have the chance, we'll see what kind of community project we can come up with next time! Out of fairness, as much as I wanted to include all of the submissions (even spending a couple days copying/pasting/editing them all into a 30 page document), it was just impossible to go over them all within the limited amount of time I had to film & edit. So I did my best to include as many as I could of the more creative and fictional ones. They were ALL great!

@SusieLegionDBD

6 ай бұрын

Yessir

@NickDaTiger

6 ай бұрын

Yessir

@willum-463

6 ай бұрын

Yessir

@SparklySnuggly

6 ай бұрын

Yessir

@bigpickleb0b261

6 ай бұрын

Yessir

Im so convinced this man is three raccoons in a human suit

@EphemeralRift

6 ай бұрын

Shhhh!!!!

@johnnopeyy4129

5 ай бұрын

😂😂

@tristenkaiserlik5085

3 ай бұрын

Bro the great uncle E replied to your comment I'm jealous

No matter what event you’re going too, I’m sure this man is a the ticket to a good night’s sleep

@Gyros_

6 ай бұрын

Lmao sutcho corny ass up

@eduardocarranza4333

6 ай бұрын

Truly is quite awesome

@EphemeralRift

6 ай бұрын

or a ticket to your worst nightmare

I never get sick of hearing Imagine if you will ... Its a classic!

@purolover

5 ай бұрын

Just as classic as peanut butter and kelery

@keithpierce5686

5 ай бұрын

It's got that "would you kindly" sort of feel

Finally the return of the man series, been waiting for this🔥

@EphemeralRift

6 ай бұрын

sorry its been so long

@zinghunt4364

6 ай бұрын

Thanks to the Patience Man, it didn't feel that long, no worries@@EphemeralRift

@frankwainwright7826

6 ай бұрын

Man man coming next 🙏🏼

@captaincashew5291

5 ай бұрын

​@@frankwainwright7826that already exists

@nofwild6325

5 ай бұрын

@@frankwainwright7826spoon man

I'm getting ready to fall asleep listening to this, but "you'll be going to a live broadcast of a lobotomy" at 50:34 made me chuckle so loudly

Need to get the Equipment Man to outfit us for a search and rescue mission to find the Candy Man

@EphemeralRift

6 ай бұрын

lol

@EphemeralRift

6 ай бұрын

and then logistics man to plan it

@MrNik0l0z

6 ай бұрын

@@EphemeralRift honestly, i love videos when you go through stuff which you are taking from or putting in the bag

@AzuDeimos

6 ай бұрын

that would be awesome actually!^^

@mattnsg13

6 ай бұрын

@@EphemeralRift you can definitely milk this to oblivion and it would be fun and relaxing as always

I was so happy when the ticket man gave me a 500$ Traffic ticket really made my day 😊

The man series is such a staple Always nice to have a new one in line

Me: *eagerly watches this video to see if my suggestion made it in* Also me: *falls asleep during the intro*

I don't mind having shards of my soul shredded if it means I get to see these wonderfully creative contributions to the omniverse.

I wish my hair grow like that balding in my 30s jelly of you my friend

@EphemeralRift

5 ай бұрын

hair or no hair, doesn't matter!

You actually have the best hair

We need to have a video of "the thought man" which is just ER staring at the camera and looking around at the void for an entire hour

Yeah the visit from the Spoon Man was great! I could really feel the rhythm with my hands. So glad I was here for both.

Finally. Been wanting another installment in the Man series

@EphemeralRift

6 ай бұрын

sorry it took so long

@Herr_Gamer

6 ай бұрын

@@EphemeralRift quality takes time and is always worth the wait

truly a slow-burn, bone-chilling, spine-tingling, genre-redefining masterpiece

love your videos ER , very creative and the quality is excellent. keep them coming

This series needs to continue. EphemeralRift, you sir are a splentastic individual.

Very excited that he used mine!!! 1:03:27 glad to contribute!

I’ve been waiting for this series to come back!!!

I've watched this almost every night, by far my favorite video of yours!

Posted right as I was about to start studying, perfect timing as always Rift!

The ticket for Lincoln is such a good deal. We get to see most of a stage play as well.

You Sir, are a Genius! Nothing more can be said! Fountain of creativity, gushing our minds!

that gosh darn N.W.O. always taking the good people selling stuff 😂😂

The good old ASMR format is back. Thanks!

Amazing to listen to all these creative ideas from the community and hearing my own in one of your videos

I've never expected to see such an awesome collaboration! The Ticket Man and the Camera Man, now I understand why the large line of people.

YESSSSS 'The Man' clones are back 🙌

been sleeping to this for so many occasions already, great vid!

Uncle E is back with another sleepy banger 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@Timewalker13

6 ай бұрын

that afternoon nap bouta go hard

@CupietMeki

6 ай бұрын

It's 10pm in Europe i got school Tomorrowl ​@@Timewalker13

Another video with the man clones, I never thought I'd see a new one of these

@EphemeralRift

6 ай бұрын

me neither!

Candy man is probably stuck in one of the multiverse I think we need to check with that shady travel agency

Dont know how you can put out such long creative videos so frequently. My brain would be fried.

@triggerhxppy

6 ай бұрын

ayy sidewalks and skeletons

@arsonthepan4802

5 ай бұрын

​@@triggerhxppyThat's what I thought

Babe wake up, new Man just dropped

I am so happy to see mine in the video! 23:53

Finally more of the man videos! These are my favorite!

Hell yeah, I was waiting on another video of the clones! they're the best

Oh wow thank you Rift for taking an idea out of my simple comment! Tickets for everyone! 🎫

nice look Paul I’m amazed by speed your hair grows it’s insane

Thank you Gandalf

@EphemeralRift

5 ай бұрын

lol

man Im jonesing for some candyman... and then ya went and dropped more lore.... now i await his coming !

Something about waiting so diligently to hear if my entry was in this video knocked me out cold lol. Fastest I've slept in a minute. I think this might be my go-to video for a while, I wonder how long it'll take to listen closely to the full thing without falling asleep haha, thanks!

This is an awesome video idea thank you

You know, a little bit of my soul wouldn't be to bad for some sleep.

sleeping vs don't want to miss any of these awesome adventures :D thank you ticket man!

I think this the first time I see a "scripted" ER... Glad to have a ticket to it as well.

@EphemeralRift

6 ай бұрын

haha, yeah, i much prefer the spontaneity and absurdity of improv and just running with an overall idea. but this was worth doing!

Excellent content as always ephemeral rift

Yesssss sooo excited for this kinda video again 💕

I think this is by far my fav ER video

He really will never run out of ideas

Happy Birthday to ME!!!!🎉 so excited for this video

@axolotlIl

6 ай бұрын

Happy Birthday! 🎉

@bringerofrain1831

6 ай бұрын

Happy Birthday

A ticket to see a shrimp frying rice

The Spoon Man had to return home to the Fork Woman and their Spork Child.

One ticket for the showing of sleep pls

I love this vid so much i felt so sleepy i almost couldnt finish the video lol

Wow your style is so cool!💪✨️

A man who understands the importance of consonance in creating ASMR!

ジャケットの音がすごく良いですね。仕事でイライラしてましたが、この動画で落ち着くことができました。ありがとうございます。

even though i didn't get the chance to participate in this community project, im still glad that ER is collaborating with his community with such depth ^w^

Noice, cant wait to see if my suggestion made it or not. Its always a nice surprise to see

I wonder if there's an undead candyman wandering the space lost between rifts. Or maybe he missed his rift and got stranded?

"every omniverse" implying multiple omniverses, the layers

This was really good.

The idea of a great and powerful eldritch being like cthulu doing a menial job like office work is hilarious 😂

what happened to mcChicken😂

The ticket man is now in top ten characters in the Er multiverse. With my top three being dabufla, Corvus and professor clemmons

Good films. Might see them, or not, I'm bad with promises.

Another masterpiece Uncle E

Im so excited to find out if mine made it. Thanks for doing this and from the length of the vid you obviously read alot

I don’t know why, there is something in you that give me the sensation that you know something that i don’t know, maybe about awareness

when watching the TFHS conspiracy thriller you see an infomercial labeled "TFHS: the dangers of aluminum foil" warning you about the ongoing aluminum laced tin foil epidemic

Spoonman, come together with your hands

@growskull

6 ай бұрын

save me

OK as amazing as this video is... i kinda need a Muppets do Lord of the Rings now!

@EphemeralRift

6 ай бұрын

same! lol

Such a big inspiration, ER.

Yessss more the man videos

I wish I had more then 2 mouths to tell everyone about ER. Most original content ever. 👄👄

If the spoon man was just here this must be some kind of... sound garden?

@EphemeralRift

6 ай бұрын

ba-dum-tss

He is SO back!

This feels like the ASMR in Vacation Simulator when you talk to the phone guy, occasionally making jokes. Oh, I'm the only one who plays the game? Alright.

Bro's got that Ra Ra Rasputin look goin for him

@EphemeralRift

6 ай бұрын

lol

You are an amazing channel

Your hair is so beautiful and majestic

finally he makes a return!

An hour and 43 minutes for some poor souls to get a ticket after my good luck standing there for the next year

50:15 I see you, Unus Annus subscriber

hello ER! ive just wanted to say that ive recently watched one of your asmr eat & talk videos and youve mentioned you wanted to try different kinds of foods from various cultures, you also said that there was a turkish restaurant 20 miles away from you, i just wanted to remind that in hopes of you trying out my cultures food!

@EphemeralRift

6 ай бұрын

i thought I did some kind of turkish let's eat? i can't remember. yeah we'll see! 20 miles is a bit to go up and back and still be warm to eat lol

@NyantoriasMeowking

6 ай бұрын

well youve did eat mediterranean food, and i think that was the video you mentioned the turkish restaurant. youve said "i could go there and eat in my car..." but eh, i dont want to be too pushy or anything! @@EphemeralRift

This is so good 👌

I've had an idea since watching this for the first time, and i need to get it out of my brain. Imagine if you will, a community video about helping sort deliveries at the nothing store, like an order of 500 nothing trading cards to "The Scalper". I've needed to get this out there, and i, along with a lot of others I've seen, have been longing for another visit to the Nothing Store. Great videos no matter what Uncle E, thank you

I need to take some eons of time off work as a geoastronomian metalpipe inspector to actually watch some of these extraordinary masterpieces

Thank you😊

Finally, the classics!!

This is like cards against humanity results supercut

So so good

Just in time for my sleep

Im not even relaxed by this anymore, its just more intresting to get assigned random movies or events being broadcasted that would normally be an origin of a random god

Is it you, Saruman?

@EphemeralRift

5 ай бұрын

lol

Mr rift you look like a powerful wizard who has retired to a nice quiet life! :)

@EphemeralRift

5 ай бұрын

lol i wish both of those were true!!

People call me the ticket man. But you my dear friend, you can call me... The ticket man too XD XD