Happily sat here with my history degree, training to be a history teacher, waiting for cool facts to share with my pupils lol

@Rhian357

Жыл бұрын

Hmm. When he said 15 years ago I'm milking that cow. And they insist that butter didn't melt. And I'm not the cow. I'm the cat. He puts that whole cow in the BBQ. And you keep sitting there calling yourself the cow or me. You're the dog. Einstein invented ice-cream. Thing is, you aren't a Prostitute. Is he milking a dog? Should that wealthy frat boy have said that to her dad? Hi I'm Brad - I'm here to milk your dog aka daughter for everything she's worth: her virginity at university. Because she's behaving like a dog not a cow. Brad can't say it to her dad. He'd be dead. So Jesus Christ comes up with: virginity is really measured by your lovely heart. And that's why girls, I get to eat, get fat, and am forever a virgin in Christ no matter how mad at my father God I am. Because I can be a Prostitute for money anytime I want. No communist or Nazi is going to stop me. I'd rather get my university degree. But then that's what it is. I'm just here for the library but got the vodka on the dancefloor instead. Nevermind. Gods always a father to the orphan. Can't wait! Ready for your Christian headscarf and hard study? Because I'm not an abortionist so don't worry. I didn't get an A in biology either!

@natalietaylor6329

Жыл бұрын

That is WHOLESOME. You will be an excellent teacher!

@lilmanbazooka7944

Жыл бұрын

Of you teach about the Egyptian pyramids you can do a timeline on the board to show how truly are they are by having them name different things and you can mark where it would be on the timeline and at the end you stretch it out to 3000bc when they were built

@Tinywarriorhippo

Жыл бұрын

History was my paradise in school, loved greek, norse, Roman history and mythology, im learning about aztec mythology and will start learning about Chinese mythology and more.

@babettehamstra778

6 ай бұрын

History teachers where always my fav, this is so cute

Would love a vid on Jack the Ripper facts, true crime and conspiracy theories! It would be my three fave topics rolled into one vid. Love this series, thanks for the great content recently!

@allsortsasmr

Жыл бұрын

Ooo definitely!

You've said that "Hey, everybody" intro so much it's getting iconic already. 😂

Not sure if youve done marine/sea life facts but would be just amazing! Loved the vid as always! ☺️

@Rhian357

Жыл бұрын

Let's just not. Let's just stick to gtfo

@hollssfilm

Жыл бұрын

@@Rhian357 what?

@ratboygirl

Жыл бұрын

@@hollssfilmother comments of theirs lead me to believe that they are going thru an episode of some kind, bit incoherent. don’t worry abt it

Bro you always save the day with these facts vids.

just love your voice so much (without sounding weird aha) i don’t know what it is, i think it’s the way you pronounce your D’s and just every letter sounds so sharp, where abouts in the uk are you from? i can’t make out your accent. but anyways absolutely brilliant video as per!

@ollieyoutube

Жыл бұрын

You’ve commented that about 5 times on different videos lad

@allsortsasmr

Жыл бұрын

Thanks Tyler haha I’m from Northampton - but I definitely sound more posh when I whisper lmao

@KC_FlightChief

Жыл бұрын

@@ollieyoutube yeah super creepo

@tylerowens2203

Жыл бұрын

@@ollieyoutube i know i just wanted to get a reply, he didn’t reply to anyone on his other vids

@ollieyoutube

Жыл бұрын

@@tylerowens2203 fairs I guess hah

This is awesome man! Loving this type of content, keep it up!

Endless quality well structured and researched content 🙌

Yes! 😍 I’m a really big history nerd so these videos are especially interesting for me. Can’t wait to tell my boyfriend some new history facts tomorrow morning!:D

@allsortsasmr

Жыл бұрын

Haha happy to be of service

@aedaed7238

Жыл бұрын

American history is fascinating. Look into it

@mirajthepro4269

11 ай бұрын

​@@aedaed7238nah its really boring Turkish,Arabic and indian their history is thousand time better

I’m in the second week of a trivia league and this video came at the perfect time!

Yesss perfect timing! Sweet dreams 🥰✨️

I can't sleep. I need this knowledge for world domination.

so happy you uploaded!

I love your videos! Thank you so much for making these and what you do! ♥️ You’re a natural and have such a soothing whisper! Never stop making these! xo

@allsortsasmr

5 ай бұрын

Thank you mate!

Thanks!

@allsortsasmr

Жыл бұрын

Hey so sorry for the delayed thank you - I've only just worked out how to see super thanks!! Thank you so much for the donation, and thank you for watching ❤

i love this!! thank you

I love your history facts please keep doing them

@allsortsasmr

Жыл бұрын

Always 🙌🏻

I’m not sure how you did it but now I can’t sleep unless I’m listening to your facts

9:45 Jack the Ripper was active in 1888, not 1988 lol

Thanks for making these they make me smarter and sleep better

I did not expect to fall asleep to someone telling me about Pythagoras’ bean cult tonight

I laughed so hard when he said: Why does everything is about lovers revenge 😂 I was almost thinking the same hahaha

OHHHH YESS, BRILLIANT!

bro no wonder I always used to be slumped in history class, probably cos I was literally on the break of death but it’s so boring but interesting got me slumptttt

I'm not the type who sleeps in history class but this would make those kids pass out

I'm not that much into male voice asmr but you looked so welcoming and kind in your thumb I had to check out

Now I'm gonna pass my history test

Now that's why I pay KZread premium

Just a quick note. The Zodiac killer was California. Not North Carolina.

I thought that the word croatoan was referring to a nearby island that natives were inhabiting. So i think it was the natives as they already had a bad relationship with them.

I like talking asmr 😌😌

Saparmurat Niyazov or other obscure world leaders could be interesting

If thats true mans really said I rather die then touch them beans.

So cool. We’re should maybe try some history on our new channel. Thanks for this.

Actually they reckon the oldest continuously inhabited city in the world is Jericho

The bloop was under water loudest recorded on earth when sped up sounds like a ‘bloop’

THOMAS JEFFERSON BROKE HIS WRIST?! i js know that he had a limp bcs i watched hamilton😭

The extraterrestrial signal (the Wow signal) was a reply to the Mr Potato Head ad. Rabbits defeated Napoleon ! Perhaps the government of the USA would improve if a few of our Senators were horses.

Muito relaxante 😍

the one that said men could take time off work to look after their menstruating wife/daughters ♥️😭

Hearing the pronunciation of these Greek names is hurting my ancient history brain haha interesting facts though

@allsortsasmr

Жыл бұрын

I’m sorry 😭😭

@nobodyshekatonchires7981

Жыл бұрын

@@allsortsasmr alls good haha

Bro I just wanted a pencil.

His-story.

I’m from Damascus

Row-Anne-oak not roanokie

Cool video - Stay Ghostly 👻

Some time stamps would help

❤❤

loveeee

Watch this. Not scat.

@Rhian357

Жыл бұрын

And you got expelled from school. And you are 20. Sit in your dad's house. Never get a job please.

Jesus Christ is king

@lawrencegenereux8567

17 күн бұрын

And will always be.

@isakhoffmaster3487

9 күн бұрын

wow want a trophy???

You are so cute 😍

For the algorithm

Einstein's fame and brilliance was massively overblown by the media as it was dominated by fellow Jews.

Wrong infos

The fact about Ancient Egyptians being able to take carers leave for menstruation is so interesting. We need to take note…🤍