We now need a We Are Neutral To Everything Club for the triple.

@icejackalgodofmetal14

11 ай бұрын

I'm surprised that he didn't do that first, That's such an ER type of video

@gettyburg6

11 ай бұрын

I wouldn’t be surprised if that next week video

@xorel0001

11 ай бұрын

And then a We Are Indifferent To Everything Club for the quadrilogy

@_Tzer

11 ай бұрын

We must make equal dislikes and likes for that one you know why.

@icejackalgodofmetal14

11 ай бұрын

@@_Tzer OhHo!, The neutral response game, Hey, KZread classic.

His entire channel is basically when you’re told you’re going to your weird uncles house but it’s ok cause he’s the same kind of weird you are, and i love it

@sigzonia6502

11 ай бұрын

Perfect way to explain it 😂

@vexfcstudios6929

11 ай бұрын

The perfect way to explain it lmao 🙏

@voidinhabitant

11 ай бұрын

Perfect way to put it

@Genesis8629

11 ай бұрын

Haha

@8325j

11 ай бұрын

I love this comment!

I love it when I tear open multiple dimensional rifts and allow unspeakable joys to flood into the multiverse. People cheer for me, they say things like "I love you!" Or "you're the best!" And "have a splen-fucking-tastic day!!"

@matisLViau

11 ай бұрын

Now we need a idk i just got here club

@bobo_official_YT

11 ай бұрын

Last one is THE CORRECT ANSWER

@user-en1rp9qb2w

11 ай бұрын

Even though i hate this comment with all of my being, im going to give it a thumbs up (even tho i hate giving approval)

I am the representative of the "we hate everything club" [Even though we hate representatives] and would like to announce the club's official statement about this video, [Even though we hate announcements]. I quote "The We hate everything club has come to the decision to hate the 'We love everything club Questionnaire | ASMR [we even love video titles]' video" Sincerely, The we hate everything club. [Even though we hate sincerity].

@inutsiaqpetersen9274

11 ай бұрын

Hated Reading that😉

@peresusjacksonfan

11 ай бұрын

Love this and hate this

@masonbruner1239

11 ай бұрын

I hated that comment so much that I'm going to give it a thumbs up [even though I hate giving approval]

@superhs

11 ай бұрын

reading this was an experience (even though we hate reading, and experiences)

@nayf6847

11 ай бұрын

I hate commenting, I hate watching, I even hate hating Wait

i hope the relationship between these two clubs continues to be a topic being discussed on this channel for years to come

Now I need an “Everything is mid” club

@zoebaggins90

11 ай бұрын

Mid what?

@skoogadoo

11 ай бұрын

@@zoebaggins90just mid

@WhimsicalLittledawg

11 ай бұрын

EVERYTHING IS MID!!!!!!!

@Swup

11 ай бұрын

@@zoebaggins90 everything is mid

@hakon_helgoy

11 ай бұрын

That's just twitter

The masticating bit had me chuckling in the middle of the night lol.

@mojo_giorgio

9 ай бұрын

lmao same

@antonio8393

8 ай бұрын

What was the other clubs name 🧐

I love how this video is longer than the hate version bc love is stronger than hate

@WhimsicalLittledawg

11 ай бұрын

Truly inspirational!

@Genesis8629

11 ай бұрын

Facts

@No-if9ow

10 ай бұрын

They just hate long videos.

@Syneraxis

7 ай бұрын

W response@@No-if9ow

7:58 That’s a charming chain of apologies! Every single one of them have been wholeheartedly accepted.

Remember guys it's okay to masticate, just don't do it too much. Chronic mastication can be a serious problem.

@flappjackk.1

6 ай бұрын

How many times a day should you masticate? When i was a teenager i masticated 5 times daily.

@MrExistent

Ай бұрын

Yeah I don’t know… my doctor said I might have an addiction because of how often I masticate.

Man I love this asmr video. I also love this comment I’m trying and I love everyone that watches asmr

@Teruso888x

11 ай бұрын

i love that you are part of both the hate and love everything clubs

@Genesis8629

11 ай бұрын

Let's go team

I love this so much because I swear my mind is so messy that I could belong to both We Hate Everything Club and We Love Everything Club, I am both of these and it just changes randomly lmao

@gup4739

11 ай бұрын

I love ur pfp

@galaxylucy5948

11 ай бұрын

@@gup4739 thank you :)

"We even love the space that lies beyond blank spaces" God, this man is a genius!

Do you love waffles? Yes I love waffles! Do you love pancakes? Yes I love pancakes! Do you love french toast? Yes I love french toast!

@maybe_a_fairy

11 ай бұрын

Do do do doo can’t wait to get a mouthful!

@maybe_a_fairy

11 ай бұрын

(Waffles!)

This feels like an rpg where you decided halfway through a faction quest to switch factions like stormcloaks and imperials in Skyrim

“Do you love being in social situations that you are obligated to attend even when you had zero interest in being there?” - This one got me.

i love being asked the same question over and over and over and over and over and over again

The amount of extra effort put into just the description is proof of ER’s endeavor in creating content.

*Meanwhile in an alternate universe:* “Alright. First question: do you love everything?” “Yes.” “Congratulations! You’re in the club.”

@Deimos._.18

11 ай бұрын

I read that as the loud speaker guy from portal 2... I need help...

@fuzzytattoo

11 ай бұрын

@@Deimos._.18after reading that I went back and clearly heard Cave Johnson’s voice. JK Simmons is a treasure. You don’t need help… you need a high five ✋. That was perfect.

@Deimos._.18

11 ай бұрын

@@fuzzytattoo yes! Im not the only game nerd here! (that is not ment as an insult btw)

@fuzzytattoo

11 ай бұрын

@@Deimos._.18 def not taken as such. I love games lol

@woodlanddove

11 ай бұрын

This also implies you love furries. W.

We need a "I dont know I just got here" club

@plaktow

10 ай бұрын

We do? I'm not sure I just got here

Dude... This is awesome, I love the duology (and potential future trilogy if we get the rumored "We Are Neutral To Everything Club" membership questionnaire) so much.

I love the I Hate Everything club. Am I allowed to do that?

@jsdcvud7834

11 ай бұрын

No, you have to hate it to be allowed (however you also hate to hate the club because you hate to hate in general)

I love the shift in perspective that this video brings me! And I love shifts! And I even love perspectivesb

@Pieza_De_Queso

11 ай бұрын

I even love typos

@Pieza_De_Queso

11 ай бұрын

I love editing my comments

@Pieza_De_Queso

11 ай бұрын

And I even love commenting

Damn, Rift has created hundreds of charachters and even though many of them have the "same face" (Pauls face) they still feel and oddly "look" different. Just that they all have different personalities makes them "look" different, even though they share the same face, they kinda don't share.. if you get what I mean

@angry_zergling

11 ай бұрын

I'm still a bit freaked out that when Corvus wasn't wearing his mask one video that he looked like Rift.

@d66dle

11 ай бұрын

A C T I N G щ(ಠ益ಠщ)

DEAR, MR RIFT BEEN A FAN FOR YEARS THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU YOUVE CHANGED LIVES THOUGH YOUR CREATIVITY SEEMS LIKE ASMR IS EVERYWHERE NOW AND YOU PLAYED A PART IN THAT I KNOW IT STRANGE WORLD THANK YOU!!

The questionnaire ones are always my favorite

@lifedeather

11 ай бұрын

Same

@lucas_peep1474

8 ай бұрын

Same

now we need the we *are* everything club

That video description ... I LOVE IT

To me, the meaning of life is gaining as much knowledge as you can while adding a little bit of love into the world

I love this channel, and I love his positivity and honesty when speaking to those so fortunate to receive his comforting voice (or even those lovely pauses).

We need more Tinfoil Tim Timmerman videos. I want to know how the THS conducts warfare and combat operations against the several nefarious organisations we are unlucky enough to inhabit this world with

@LuckyArceus

11 ай бұрын

A true fan would know the proper acronym is the TFHS.

@averagejoe8358

11 ай бұрын

@LuckyArceus The Illuminati also knows this famous acronym. By voiding the F, I am protecting the interests of the society 🫡

@thunderwolf1136

11 ай бұрын

@@LuckyArceus A true fan would not know anything, and keep on spinning.

@LuckyArceus

11 ай бұрын

@@thunderwolf1136 nope

love your voice and sense of humor, uncle Rift! Always looking forward to your videos.

I just wanna say, ive been watching your channel for so many years. I'm really grateful for all you do.

Omg, my friend noticed I watched a lot of your videos for sleep as he was visiting. He chose this video to watch and as we laid in bed half asleep, the masticating bit started and the silence before we both repeated "...Masticating?" Before laughing was great!! Thank you for the laughs 🤗

Ironically, when he released the "we hate everything club" video I was jet lagged, cranky, and hated everything. I literally got over it today and was happy all day, just chilling, THEN THIS. I don't know whether to feel scared or heard.

@LuckyArceus

11 ай бұрын

Both. Both is good.

wondering if i play all three "We ____ everything club membership questionaire" videos at once if something special happens or if i just get a headache

The description is great, he even edited the stuff that’s usually left the same in every other video. Now that’s dedication to the bit!

He plays all these parts so well I fully believe there are truly multiple versions of him for each video

Im an official representative of the we love everything club.[we even love representatives] and im here to say that we love this comment section[we even love comment sections]

This video was wholesome until my thoughts started racing.. and now I'm considering the possibility that maybe I don't want to be around people who love everything and anything

We need the “mixed feelings about everything club”

Gonna be honest, I didn't expect to see this video after the last one. So glad though because I loved the other so much I watched it twice 😂 Can't wait to watch this one over and over too

From the amount of times ER has hearted comments about a "mid club" and an "indifferent club", I have a feeling we can predict some future videos! I definitely LOVE that idea!

Whoo! I need to sleep and I love it! I’ll watch this and I’m going to love it throughout its duration!

thank you for uploading this. i've had a really sucky week and watching something positive is nice.

This is my second time watching this and like I couldn’t stop laughing at the smiling part at the beginning. So funny ❤

I love carpet I love desk I love lamp, I LOVE LAMP

@phoenixyip8935

11 ай бұрын

I love lamp too

I love the switch between cold colors on the shirt for the hate video and the warm colors for the shirt in this one. Small detail but I like

I love this club

I remember the “nothing store” saga. The holiday one introduced me to your channel. Thank you. God loves you 🙏

I love loving everything!

that masticating part was wild 💀

2 hours? what a wonderful gift!

I know it's extremely uncommon, but I wish more ASMR videos had subtitles enabled.

Yes! I was waiting for this version!

1:21 That eyebrow raise of “I just improvised that whole planet name and I pulled it off!

Love your videos in particular.

bro i commented a title for a we love everything club in the we hate everything club video as a joke, not knowing you already had this video ready 🤣 this is great

the "hey whats up" at the beginning with that vacant look kills me every time

I was half expecting you to yell "ME TOO" after the "do you love loud noises" question

He will forever be in the history books of the internet

Video description is everything 😆❤️❤️

He never fails to give me peace

I LOVE everything! (Even *this* video!)

I couldn’t get through the hate video, even ironically, so this is just what I needed ❤

Can’t wait for the club who have no strong feelings one way or the other

Everything is so cool, even the cool things!

And now finally, we just need the "We don't care for anything" club.

ive seen your videos for years and i just want say i love your videos keep doing what you do

My goodness your whisper is incredibly relaxing what in the world

Kinda needed this video today, had a truck crash through the front of my work place and was super stressed out about the whole ordeal, this really helped me just decompress after the incident and was super grateful to be able to watch it. Ps. Everyone is fine and no one was hurt but the whole front of the restaurant is smashed in and it will be a bit before I can go back to work.

Even the description is gold

The masticating bit sent me in the middle of the night lmao

i love the details in the description!

My dog was completely mesmerised by this video

Ahh yeahh, havent even watched it yet. So hiped to get sleepy, lol.

@EphemeralRift

11 ай бұрын

Bless

This man rides the fine line between serene peace and maddening chaos, and I love it. Can I shake your hand? I wanna shake your hand.

@EphemeralRift

2 ай бұрын

my hands are on loan right now. when i get them back , sure

Happy I get to see my vaguely human, interdimensional, space warping god-father enjoying his hobby

Thank you for your great content pal

I love how he’s just writing a bunch of X’s and O’s on his paper xoxo

I LOVE this video Mr. Rift !

i love how E jus has endless ideas his mind is infinity itself🤯

This guy is an artist 👏

"Havnt i seen u before" Yes its been awhile since i watch u man and its good to be back

he looks stoned af and i love it

I really enjoyed the intro!

Yes, I do indeed love everything

Ill always love ER's unique videos

do i love enforced family gatherings? dude thats what escape pods are for

I'm tryna sleep but start chuckling every few minutes

Saving this for tonight!

i used to watch this when i felt wise, now i replaced most other asmr channels bc mouth sounds are ass.i love this channel.

@barryballin

11 ай бұрын

even tho i said i hate love.

Man I love loving this video

Some sort of crossover between Benedict Cumberbatch and Jeff Bridges’ The Dude character has apparently happened here 😂 Love it!

I love loving this video

Thank You 🥰

I hate to love everything. 🤯 I'll sign with both hands.

I love this video!

I like to think in most of these we are just the everything man and we are doing everything

I love that shirt my friend I have a few of them like that myself love the style