As a member of all 3 clubs, I don't really care about how much I hate and love this club.

@darkzer0670

11 ай бұрын

I don't care about how much you don't care about not caring for all 3 clubs.

@vyperr9232

11 ай бұрын

Take it or leave it, it's all the same to me 🤷‍♂️

@Blooming487

11 ай бұрын

I must agree yet disagree.

@keashaneverts4452

11 ай бұрын

Beautiful. if i didn't hate it. luckily i don't care bout all tht

@xandria_magic777

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

I wish there was an ok button to express how indiferent i feel about this

@onddu2254

11 ай бұрын

I honestly don't care expressing how indifferent i feel about this.

@whyiwakeup6460

11 ай бұрын

*[Love]* *[Hate]* *-{ok}-*

@Dunkopf

11 ай бұрын

It's a video

@lucasbartsch9489

10 ай бұрын

Į dœñt kñœw whæt tœ thįñk æbœūt thįß

@whyiwakeup6460

10 ай бұрын

@@lucasbartsch9489the conflicted about everything club

I love this man in ways I didn't even know were possible. Oops, wrong club.

@Al_L.

11 ай бұрын

I guess he's fine, like I don't like him but I don't hate him, since he belongs in this club I guess he's an alright guy

@benzinc582

11 ай бұрын

Personally, I hate him. And I also hate that I hate him.

@falconeshield

11 ай бұрын

The revolver door is over there

@thex2983

11 ай бұрын

​@@benzinc582I love the fact that you can express such strong emotions like this, as well as how people can be so indifferent about it, because you know, it's pretty common that people will hesitate in showing feelings but, the fact that you genuinely can express how you feel about him so arbitrarely is wonderful, people should be living to their fullest and not to be afraid about showing opinions, even about something so controversial... you know, it's the beauty of life, seeing how the human is complex, like a painting, because you usually only see the big picture, but once you actually stop to see the small details... Wow! You just get lost in a library of infinite questions and mysteries, honestly is a burning passion of mine to see people debating on certain topic and showing their point of view, it's relaxing to certain extent, like uhhh... observing the nature. You know, maybe looking at debates can be considered observing the nature, human nature is simply beautiful. If you stop for a bit and look around, every person you see has a lengthy life story, every bright light coming out of a house window at night tells something, something about a life, a life that is being lived right then and there. It's wonderful, maybe that's what life is all about, if humanity start seeing the smaller picture of big things, maybe, just maybe we'll find peace, the purpose of helping one another, maybe life is all about it after all, it's a concept I love.

@adderon7476

11 ай бұрын

Whatevs

That “whatever” shirt is a great design, and I would totally buy it - if I wasn’t so indifferent to buying and wearing t-shirts

@dixiebell20190

9 ай бұрын

I have zero emotions about this comment.

@kanegrim

8 ай бұрын

@@dixiebell20190This reply has made me feel absolutely nothing, I don't really care.

@dixiebell20190

8 ай бұрын

​@@kanegrimI would be offended if I wasn't so indifferent to replies.

@AGamerthatregretsalot

8 ай бұрын

Why am I looking at this lol

@dixiebell20190

8 ай бұрын

@@AGamerthatregretsalot BECAUSE YOU CARE! Unlike me who is monotonous

I love how he can spend two minutes just talking about the pros and cons of a pencil and pen.

@mywaterco0lerromance

11 ай бұрын

personally, i feel quite neutral about it

@deluded-fr

11 ай бұрын

i kinda feel 50/50 abt it

@Gabrielisbadatgames

11 ай бұрын

Oh shoot. Wrong club.

@mue5997

11 ай бұрын

ah you must be from the We Love Everything club, i hate that club

@Gabrielisbadatgames

11 ай бұрын

@@mue5997 ah you must be from the We Hate Everything Club. I love that club

Now there has to be a 3 way argument for why you should join each club, but the impartial club doesn’t care what you do

@berrymayhem6174

11 ай бұрын

The WIAE club argues about the merits and demerits of the two other groups but forgets to mention themselves lol

@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144

11 ай бұрын

Eh does there really have to be one? I don’t mind if he does, just seems a bit useless

@ManMan10136

11 ай бұрын

@@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144 yes. Yes there does.

@wr1ght939

11 ай бұрын

H A Y A T O

@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144

11 ай бұрын

@@ManMan10136 you aren’t the sharpest tool in the shed are you mate?

Joining this club has made me feel extremely neutral and unbiased.

Finally, a club membership made for me (I haven't felt anything since 2017).

@lorettabes4553

11 ай бұрын

Oddly specific. Cool, you do you

@miti2222

11 ай бұрын

Not that i actually care

@cantcalex

11 ай бұрын

real

@jaboijiraff

11 ай бұрын

Lorde's Melodrama changed lives

@Circa88

11 ай бұрын

Real

Now here's a club I would feel indifferent joining

@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144

11 ай бұрын

thats a statement i suppose

@Your_nans_old_sock

11 ай бұрын

You do you

@terohanninen344

11 ай бұрын

@@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144 One of the comments of all time, for sure.

@sperrotta91

10 ай бұрын

Good for you, I guess...

HE DID IT YAY🎉

@charliezw3287

11 ай бұрын

He never ceases to amaze

@Franz1889

11 ай бұрын

I'm sure you meant "Well he did it, good for him, i guess. Not that it's good, well, okay for him."

@tommygunengineer9184

11 ай бұрын

*Fires confetti cannon*

@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144

11 ай бұрын

Good for him i guess??

@fel24thecat

11 ай бұрын

Yeah I don’t really care frl

21:09 This is the first time ive heard anyone agknowege the weird powdery sensation some stuff gives off when your skin is too dry. Cathartic

@blikied

11 ай бұрын

thought i was the only one

Now we need the: We dont know about anything club membership questionnaire!

@mue5997

11 ай бұрын

it’s just er in a vegetative state for two hours

@toptext2807

11 ай бұрын

@@mue5997 slumped over like hawking

@idiotsandwich8418

11 ай бұрын

@@mue5997 yeah thats the idea, fully silent, and in the background he is whispering things that we cant make sense of, cause they dont know about anything in that club!

@chadderbug7587

11 ай бұрын

Good idea for another gibberish video

@call_me_mado5987

11 ай бұрын

How the heck would you answer a questionnaire if you don't know anything XD

I don't feel anything would make this club more neutral than having just a yearly random meeting once.

Finally a cloud that is perfect for me cause the group that hates everything well hated everything and the group that loves everything well loved everything finally a group that doesn’t have interests anything that will most likely fit my interests

@punktea7614

11 ай бұрын

Doesn't matter in the end

@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144

11 ай бұрын

Sounds a bit too happy to be let into the club sorry mate, not that i care if you get in or not

@kevinc233

11 ай бұрын

If it's perfect for you then it's probably not for you. But I really don't care either way.

we should call this the "Whelmed club" I will join, I would like if we had badges but you know... whatever, its fine if we don't.

@miti2222

11 ай бұрын

Not that we actually care about the fact we dont care or the fact we dont care about the fact that we dont care

@Anotherroom

11 ай бұрын

Personally, I'm indifferent about changing the name.

@justsomemonkeymanwithlongh3188

11 ай бұрын

@@Anotherroompersonally I think it’s quite logical to change it for the sake of variance but it doesn’t really matter.

@tfan2222

9 ай бұрын

“Whelm” means the EXACT same thing as “overwhelm.” It’s an oxymoron to say overwhelm. I only bring this up because you seem to be under the impression that whelm is a middle ground between under and over whelmed. It’s not.

@missm.e9914

9 ай бұрын

@@tfan2222 it does not mean the EXACT same thing, overwhelmed is greater than whelmed which is why it overtook it as the more used word to describe a bad situation. and since the word whelmed isn't even used anymore and language evolves to suit the times it is quite accurate to say that whelmed is now the middle of over and under since that is how most people use it, if they say it at all.

FINALLY, THE TRIFECTA IS COMPLETE!!! THANK YOU UNCLE E

@pentagonyx

11 ай бұрын

Wait, if this comment got hearted, that means they are a member of the We Love Everything Club, and NOT the We’re Indifferent About Everything Club.

@falconeshield

11 ай бұрын

Uncle E is generous

Finally, the club for me, indifferent about the feeling, but this could be described as a "preferred" outcome

As a member of 4 different clubs from 3 different universes i approve this ASMR video

@miti2222

11 ай бұрын

Whatever

@austinschwartz7424

11 ай бұрын

wait is there a 4th club???

@ShaddyFromHatena

11 ай бұрын

​@@austinschwartz7424 Not in this trilogy, but there's also the tin foil hat society, the NWO, and a few other assorted organizations with signups and surveys within the ER extended Universe.

@xcelestialdemon8245

11 ай бұрын

@@austinschwartz7424 tin foil hat club

First he came to us with 'WE HATE EVERYTHING'. Then he said 'WE LOVE EVERYTHING' and 'WE'RE INDIFFERENT ABOUT EVERYTHING'. What's next? 'WE'RE PASIVELY CURIOUS ABOUT EVERYTHING'?

@Lolalaughsx

11 ай бұрын

Then, passively aggressively…

@dixiebell20190

9 ай бұрын

"WE JUST ARE" club

@zzeroara9511

9 ай бұрын

next is the "We're slightly interested in everything club". after that, the "We're somewhat critical of everything club"

-how many synonyms do you like to use per video? -e.r : yes.

I think the leave it up to chance club would have to flip a coin or roll a die to see whether new members would join. Then they'd have to use a spinner to choose what writing material they'd use. They would just leave all decisions up to chance.

@RainatlaAJ

10 ай бұрын

“I’m going to flip a coin to see if you answered that question correctly.”

So if you’re wondering what club to join: You can’t join the Hate Club since they hate their own club and wouldn’t recommend you join it anyways, and joining the Hate Club would mean you would hate being in a club. The Indifferent Club wouldn’t really care who’s club you join, there’s pros and cons to each. The Love Club would love for you to join anyone’s club since they love clubs and love your decision! So it’s really up to whether or not you love absolutely everything or you’re indifferent to absolutely everything.

I'm indifferent to the feeling I have when I tear open multi-dimensional rifts and allow unspeakable whatevers to flood in from the very fabric of the multiverse. People say things like, "Meh, I've seen worse," Or, "Meh, I've seen better," or, "Whatever, it is what it is."

Finally a club I am enthusiastically indifferent, dare I say indifferently enthusiastic, to participate in.

8:52 really freaked me out because I've gotten into the habit of playing Stardew Valley with some of your ASMR on in the background. So uh...hello from Vibes Farm I guess!

You should totally sell "whatever" shirts, it looks great.

Ain’t even waiting to listen later when I go to bed. Clicked on this as soon as I saw it pop up

Ok but now I am just imagining someone talking to their parents or something like “I feel indifferent about you mother”

I got an ad for toenail fungus before this video. And unusually so, I felt no notable emotion whatsoever about my situation.

I always love how unique your videos are!! Fun and creative 😃🧡

@miti2222

11 ай бұрын

Whatever

@galeparker1067

11 ай бұрын

@@miti2222 🤣🤣🤣👍👍

The eraserless pencil has to be the bane of my high school experience

Next video should be how to care for a pet beard ER is looking majestic at the moment 👌

I love your videos, Ive watched them for so long. They are always unique and never the same, creative. Thank you for all you've done .

Thank you Rift, this was one of the videos of all time. I feel okay about this video

Another great video! I can't wait for an appearance from the "Different feelings for a variety of things" club

Sometimes I doze off and then a noise a family member makes wakes me up and then I just start giggling at the question ER just asked 😂

All these questionnaire videos are soooo good and calming! Questionnaire type videos sometimes make me feel anxious but these are just funny

Uncle E fr went into the 3 ways of thinking: I love it I hate it I don't mind

This is the most punk rock asmr video I've seen

Hey! I love your asmr vids and you're really an inspiration to me. Thank you 🙏 and if you're reading this I hope you have a great day!

@miti2222

11 ай бұрын

Whatever

@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144

11 ай бұрын

Alright whatever you say

The sneaky suspicion and inkling bit is such a dad joke and I absolutely love it so much! 😂 They do indeed make good pets! 😁

I feel as though everyone is adaquetly appreciating the effort to change the description for each video. Truly shows how indifferent we all are to everything.

I saw that same comment on the last one and thought he would make this video, another banger as always

I need the "we have strongly differing opinions about everything" Club where the members just have different opinions as each other but also different opinions about different topics.

I don't know why, but I'm completely apathetic about how any words sound when pronounced, such as pebble. I've watched a lot of your videos and I've never felt anything from the parts where they're repeated.

I like how my 16:9 resolution monitor makes the video playtime bar fit exactly to the desk edge.

He did it, he actually did it!

he really did the trilogy. ER is a true man of the people

Your hair is coming out nice again I love when it's long and the beard is long. I can't believe you're still make so much content I've been watching your channel for year it's always good to see you and hear you. Definitely one of my top 5 ASMRtist.

This is an absolute wonder. Excellent peice of work!

this is the most creative video ive ever seen (we’re even indifferent about the most creative videos we’ve ever seen)

Thanks for the video ER, it was ok

Anytime there’s a keyboard involved I know it’s gonna be guuuuuuuuuud

Truly one of the videos of all time it made me feel such things as and . What a content creator of all time

Been releasing straight fire recently, keep up the good work Uncle E

Finally, a club I can get behind. Or not. Whatever.

After interviewing with the other two clubs, I can see the fun in both. Ultimately, though, this is where I’d be most comfortable. You know, if I had to choose.

Thank you for your creativity, good luck and prosperity.

I believe that pencils were actually invented after pens, making them the more modern utensil by a chronological definition

my favorite club so far

@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144

11 ай бұрын

Sounds a bit differential about this club, don’t think you’ll be allowed in personally, but whatever doesn’t really matter

sir, I have no strong feelings one way or the other but I bow to your asmr mastery.

I got the notification at work when you released this. And i knew already i was fixing ready to sleep good. Also i was surprised that you did the THREE CLUBS You've never failed to disappoint in the 2 years I've know you Uncle E 😴😴

Now THIS seems like my type of club.

Yo Em I grew up watching you man and to this day the candy man rules supreme. Much love and keep tinglin

Me responding "ehh, kinda, but not really" for an hour and a half

god bless this man for always making long videos 🙌

I'm always about to sleep, but when I'm almost there I start laughing 😂❤

I am deeply amazed by your vid ideas

I love that shirt! I want it so bad, I guess I have to make a trip to walmart for supplies😂😂 I love it! A wonderful addition to the Clubs of Caring, Uncle E! Thank you for the relaxation and giggles! ❤ Edited bc quite literally after I posted this, Uncle E said "I made this shirt myself because whatever" and that timing was just slightly off lol

@miti2222

11 ай бұрын

Not that we care

@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144

11 ай бұрын

It’s alright, don’t really care personally

Your voice is so hypnotic for me i forget about you because you put me to sleep almost instantly

YES as a member of the we hate everything club Aswell as the We love everything club I wish to also join the We’re indifferent to everything club Thank you for this opportunity and i do hope that i get accepted into the club

"I have no strong feelings one way or the other." "All I know is my gut says maybe." "If I don't survive, tell my wife 'Hello'."

@latifx3944

11 ай бұрын

"Live free...or Don't."

@Blueboat21

10 ай бұрын

🫡

Another idea, “We can’t make up our mind about anything” club, kind of like this one but instead of no caring about anything, they overanalyze both sides.

you’re the best, thanks for the asmr my good sir

The trifecta has been completed, a beautiful sight to behold

It's finally here!!!

the fact that he couldn't care enough to put the three dots on the thumbnail like the other clubs despite mentioning it is absolutely brilliant

PLEASE do “We’re really not too sure about anything”

he listened and made the third club !! i love that this is great lmao

this video was absolutely okay

This character reminds me a lot of the energy vampires from What We Do in the Shadows 😂 top tier 👏

I remember the days when the permenance of pen ink gave me writing anxiety. Dont want to make a mark I cant take back, better be careful. Nowadays it doesnt really matter.

Out of all of the clubs, if I had to choose, this would be the club I join

I absolutely called it and love the result

I’d love to the “We’re Serious about Everything Group Club”.

Now this is a club I’m indifferent about!

❤😂❤ ty rift. 😊 you help my life more than I can express. You bring my guy and myself closer on most nights. 💯

I remember seeing a comment saying he should do a neutral club and I'm glad it's here

I certainly am indifferent about the meaning of the painting of Uranus resting on the monitor

Ah, happy to see my suggestion was fulfilled.

Love these

I've been going to the I hate everything club every now and then but mostly thats where I feel at home!

I am so neutral about how much I love to hate everything

He did it, he freaking did it.. A Prequel to the Sequel

I can't decide whether I hate or love this Questionnaire. I'm way to indifferent about it.

As an apathetic individual i agree with this video

Real “tell my wife I said hello” energy in this video

Best asmrest out there

I love your hair like this!

@jay_r9825

10 ай бұрын

I guess it’s fine don’t really hate it or like it personally it’s whatever

Now this is my type of club