This video popped up just as the air raid went off in Kyiv again. Been watching this channel for years and never thought uncle E would be getting me though air raids and drone strikes but here we are. Your videos have literally been the best thing for me here so thank you

@call_me_mado5987

11 ай бұрын

Damn is everything ok out there?

@the_Alpha_and_Omega

11 ай бұрын

I hope your al soon be sade again. Stay strong. I know this ain't helping you out but stil am praying for yall ou there

@ragnard0967

11 ай бұрын

How do you still have internet?

@katerynasaienko5319

11 ай бұрын

Ah, welcome to my hometown! We'll get through it 💪

@bana798

11 ай бұрын

​@@ragnard0967most of Kyiv is running off starlink, but most main fibre connections are still intact

When E says "Good Now" it just makes everything good. Even just for a few moments.

@yoruichisimp2825

11 ай бұрын

For a Brief Now...

@VanhoozerC

11 ай бұрын

Absolutely!

@homosexuallegomen

11 ай бұрын

Never a truer word has been spoken, friend

@rocaffe4426

11 ай бұрын

YES. It just feels like a good now to be in that moment

@daeara7463

11 ай бұрын

Right? It's so grounding. Especially in his voice.

11:04 He did it. He said the thing. Series is complete, title spoken.

@JohnDoe-mj6cc

11 ай бұрын

ladies and gentlemen…. we gottem

@lildishwasher

10 ай бұрын

​@darrenchan723went from clear to gray

@LoneDustPile

10 ай бұрын

I finally know how to pronounce it now

As a casual day tripper i can confirm he has prepared me for my journey as i go outside and trip over multiple objects all day long

@sassypwny

11 ай бұрын

as a casual day tripper he helps me before i take my trip to jesus christ on dis perc 🙏🏻

@DufulPlays

9 ай бұрын

​@@sassypwnylmaooooo

@omega-1lawslefthand-sc5vz

8 ай бұрын

@@sassypwny lol

I wonder...if the Catacombs are a part of the Sanitarium...and the Sanitarium is a sentient being...would that mean that each time a group of adventurers runs a campaign in the Catacombs, the Sanitarium is their Dungeon Master?

@roninhusky8492

9 ай бұрын

You proceed to roll some ones against eldritch horrors and you hear the Sanitarirum say in a low rumbling voice "uh oh.."

Fresh Arkham Sanitarium LORE nom nom Interesting to know that Corvus is a Magic caster-like unit, will consider this before packing up for weekly summoning rituals

This man has the best ASMR universe ever built. And his videos are always so splentastic

literally my favorite thing that ER does is the listing things, etc. bit so I'm living my best life right now

i'm literally about to go on a week long vacation in just a few days. this was fantastic timing, thank you so much! Update: i have Discovered a new sidequest during my adventures called: Getting Engaged ( she said yes! )

@Panda6.29

11 ай бұрын

We need to know if you manage to kill the last boss or if you encounter any secret quests!

@h1k0usen13

11 ай бұрын

have a great vacation!

@luisdabest5396

11 ай бұрын

@@HezakHQcongrats dude!

@lightknight5364

9 ай бұрын

Oh, I've read about that one! You need to really practice your Dual Techs for that quest. Coordination is key to complete the trials and battles ahead. But the reward is well worth it!

I wish there was a game thats around all of his videos, I'd play it all day long.

Ive been watching you since 2011, thanks for being a constant state of calm.

his chapter titling is elite, would rate a 83.749 pairs of Black Air Force Ones doing the cabbage patch with the Egyptians while the Pyramids got built out of 7&3/4 speedboats randomly sailing on a bridge

We keep hearing Paul refer to these supposed catacombs beneath Arkham Sanitarium and yet not one video has been made of them. Hope we see such a thing come to fruition sometime soon.

Thanks for being an A+ trip sitter, my friend

I was thinking "P" on Summon stone is for "Paul" and Uncle E would appear on battlefield and break 4th wall, do some glitches, reroll enemies, random buffing and debuffing allies Dat would be nice

We may not always be good now but we can always hope to be good atleast once. Never stop being Good now, Mr. Rift 🙏

I wonder if perhaps we might be learning more about the Arkham Catacombs soon. I’m not quite sure.

I love his adventure time shirt, I miss that show lmao.

18:50 "Pocket" always makes me tingle all over my spine. Shouldnt be listening to this while at work

"Come on grab your patients, We'll go to the Sanitarium and sleep no questions, With Corvus the Plague Doc and Professor Clemmons The tingles will never end, it's Arkham Time!" What a great shirt man, i love Adventure Time.

@rubymaster6349

11 ай бұрын

I read this in Fins voice in the opening to the show

@rileyn54

11 ай бұрын

Glad someone else noticed it. Legend he is.

@piskelo1065

11 ай бұрын

I'm gonna sleep with Corvus and Professor Clemmons?!?! Damn! I read that in my horoscope, too!

he said it in the uncanny order, okay and alright. not alright and okay. this has been bringing me deep unrest

Oh my god; the non-anticipatory „Good now”, the immediately delivered „Splentastic”, you just know that’s gonna be a good one!!! 0:24

Thanks for these amazing tools. Now we can finally go on exciting trips to wherever we may please, knowing fully confident that I have all of the necessities. You truly are a lifesaver providing me with such resources.

I'm going across the country tomorrow! Your timing is impeccable as always

Hey ER, fantastic work as always, such amazing content. I don’t always comment which means my enjoyment of your work might not be counted, but I watch so many of your videos that KZread always recommends them to me. I hope you continue making these videos as long as it keeps you feeling fulfilled to do so! I’ll be here watching for as long as I can.

@EphemeralRift

11 ай бұрын

Correct. If you don't comment, you don't matter. lol

@RealCosmicDarkrai

11 ай бұрын

​@@EphemeralRiftWent from splentastic to bold with that one, I like it,

Imagine this guy in your road trip just doing asmr lmao

@nektarkir4220

11 ай бұрын

You mean ... daytrip , odesy , crusade , campaingn , quest , ect 😂😂

@sond.lollipop8919

11 ай бұрын

So a new form of bard ?

@slimjimmy5159

9 ай бұрын

We gotta get a Tesla so I can sleep

Who's to say that we aren't all living within a Fanny Pack of Infinite Holding already? Perhaps we hopped inside long, long ago and forgot about our main quest altogether, entirely, totally, and completely.

@jadetheslime3140

2 ай бұрын

given my terrible memory, that would make sense.

"But Inkling on the other hand...I don't know where they went." I think they might have been auditioning for Splatoon 3

Watched this before my DMT trip, very good!

I'm getting ready to go on a dream quest, because i'm f-ing exhausted man.

Good timing! I have to prepare myself for the journey into Sea of Thieves - The Legend of Monkey Island 😁

@SewingMink160

10 ай бұрын

It was a good tall tale, I kinda hope we get a violin now since that guard was playing a variety of songs on it.

The inkling is the intrusive thoughts winning

Actually about to move halfway across the world for awhile, so good timing

Inklings are pretty common where I'm from. But sneaky suspicion seems like a slur for Octoling.

@1withthelion

6 ай бұрын

Yes, I wasn't the only one who thought of Splatoon

Literally packing for my camping trip right now, great timing!!

Thank you for another great video Rift! i always love falling asleep to your videos and then waking up to them still playing as well! I have an idea for you that you might like maybe 👀 Take the idea of "You are Ephemeral Rift" and apply it to the different characters like Corvus, Margaret, Dave, Etc, the ones that use masks of some kind and the camera is through the eye holes of said masks, it might be complicated but i feel it would be a good idea

This particular 'coarse' or 'gritty' style of soft-spoken asmr gives me a level of tingles i only rarely get to. Love the style, dont know where to look for more.

Do I have an inkling? Woomy.

i fell asleep to this last night and woke up feeling refreshed after my quest. thank you so much ER.

I want to see an ASMR video where ER is a dnd wizard, and its his turn in combat - and he just spends 30 minutes to an hour flipping through his spellbook reading off spells until he eventually casts fireball at the end of the video. I beg of you, Uncle E! Please make this!

I love your videos and I’ve been watching your videos for 7 years now and I’m 13. Ps I love your content 💖 love from Scotland🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

When he said 'Ephemeral Rift' it felt like when in a movie a character says the title of the movie really dramatically

the soft spoken rift voice has been my favorite for 10 years

I'd really like to see a series where the viewer descends into the Arkham Sanitarium catacombs and meets different NPCs and Man Clones as they go.

I might not be doing splentastic, but your asmr is the moment where I feel somehow safe🙂

Thank you for everything you do Rift. You are amazing and always consistent.

Now that we have at least this one notable verbatim reference: Uncle E, you would make a GREAT Gordon Freeman.

Hey rift love the vids and started watching ASMR again. Thanks for the tingles

I’ll make sure to make good use out of this magic stick. Thank you Uncle E.

Please make more of these kinds 😊 so relaxing and worth watching over and over and over and over. Thanks for the awesome content!

For the first time i got up in the middle of your video and finished it. I just love creativity.

Thank god he covered all the bases

The pause on the med kit was great 🙏🙏🙏

i have rewatched this video several times just to savor the fact that paul has an adventure time shirt ♥️ makes my soul happy

Really loved the Golden Elixir section, great work!

@theguy5855

7 ай бұрын

probably pee. you drank pee.

This coming out right on the heels of Goodnight Moon’s Park Ranger ASMR is fitting and serendipitous!

Loving this tone!!!

C'mon, grab your friends for this one y'all

Dude I love the adventure time shirt

The way he laughs at 50:00 makes me think that the golden elixir is actually just pee...

"These are magical gummy bears" say no more, I'm pretty sure I'm familiar with them

Perfectly timed video as I'm going camping in the rockys for a week tommorow

Thanks for aiding me on my adventure

i’m going on a vacation just tomorrow! thanks, this is perfect timing actually lol!

This man’s creativity is more godly then what ever god we have

Favorite KZread personality. Thanks Paul, I’m feeling terRIFTtic!

When i traveled my adventure I saw a glistening jellyfish that wasn't a jellyfish then i met a plague doctor his name was corvus I can remember vaguely I am now being held captive in an examination room at the merciless will of someone called the professor.

@millamagia3434

11 ай бұрын

Someone bring this dude a file in a 🍰

@hanginwithlucas3707

11 ай бұрын

​@@millamagia3434?

30:05 You said the holy name, so now I will take 1 000 of that stone please ! And the m & D stones if you have them ! 😗😗😗 Hopefully, we are not in Dave's shop, he might reap me too many pebbles or life energies or cereal rings for those stones 😂

Just about to leave for a week long vacation to lake huron tomorrow, great timing, great video!

Omg I *love* your hair *and* your facial hair, looks amazing dud, keep up the good work!

I’m fr going on a two week trip tomorrow and I need to sleep now for it, perfect 💯

thanks! ❤

The way you talk so slow and softly tickles my sleepy bone just right love your vids

How fun, this is perfect. I'm prepping to drive 6-8 hours tomorrow (traffic depending)

This was some splendiferous asmr

1:11:24 i was almost asleep until i heard this and couldn't stop laughing

Everywhere I go I see it. Hear it. I can't escape it. Woomy.

I got one for ya "splentastically terrific"

thanks for being a great creator rift 👍

I never thought I'd see him in an Adventure Time shirt but here we are!

Man, Tiamat will get wind of you distributing such powerful artefacts. She will have all chromatic dragonkind on you. And they will win because you've given away the potato!

@EphemeralRift

8 ай бұрын

😮

Wow I literally spent all day prepping for a trip

My camel back just came in today and I got done kitting my bike yesterday cool time for this video to come around.

love the adventure time shirt!

Good night my time first time on the channel and I love it so far thank you so much

Thank you rift for helping me prepare for my journey to Ohio to defeat the dark lord of the cornfield

@memesrequired4297

11 ай бұрын

Have you beaten the miniboss in nebraska?

@Jesus-wi1tt

11 ай бұрын

The cornfield has already won

@memesrequired4297

11 ай бұрын

@@Jesus-wi1tt Should've beat the miniboss, drops good loot

@SewingMink160

10 ай бұрын

Don't forget about the giant rolling buckeye dropped by the mutant cardinal.

@tokatokatoka

9 ай бұрын

average youtube comment

I quite enjoy how much nonense is in this video

HE SAID THE THING!!!

“Magical gummy bears” oh I’ve had those before 🥴

Even after all this preparation, ik ill most likely meet my demise at the first sight of danger 😂

Apparently I watched this last night. I guess it knocked me out so fast I can’t even remember it.

Great video as always, although you did forget to mention Drangleic when you described the soap stones ;) I know people like to forget DS2 exists, but I think it doesn't get enough love 😄 Praise the Sun!

i just want another video with the brain it’s my favorite prop

I love your adventure time shirt❤️🫶🏼

How could I complete my epic saga and crusade without explosive gummy bears?

Ive been waiting for a catacombs video for a long time, and this isn't what i expected, but even better than i couldve hoped for, especially as a fan of DnD and the videos where you show off items!

I’ve rewatched this a bunch of times but have just noticed the adventure time shirt! That’s one of the reasons I rewatch and look at the comments

@aidanstockwell1326

3 ай бұрын

He mentions Ooo while pulling on his shit when talking about destinations about 25 minutes in. But I get it probably asleep or not watching just listening.

I love you so much Ty

Imagine if the Magic Stick of Shaking actually multiplied the object you were shaking the stick at until you could shake a stick at them all anymore.

I love my Inkling. I'm a huge Splatoon fan though I take more care of my Octoling. Inkling can't have across unfortunately.