"We don't accept First born" Me: *[Puts second child on counter]*

@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve come to make a bargain

@chargedyeti7155

3 жыл бұрын

Oh. Hey Cthulhu.

@pencil_1078

3 жыл бұрын

Cthulhu has two kids?

@wickeli

3 жыл бұрын

Ah didn’t see this before I comment a similar thing 😆 great minds think alike

@vitobru8361

3 жыл бұрын

@@pencil_1078 he has like 4 actually

I quite like how "we do not accept... first born" implies that all of your other children are good for nothing

@thecamper127

3 жыл бұрын

I like to imagine someone came In with there firstborn instead of nothing so they had to make it a rule to prevent it from happening again

@AndreaMMc

3 жыл бұрын

The fact I’m the second child offends me so.

@stikkippy1481

3 жыл бұрын

Ohhhhhh, that makes a lot of sense

@danny-fy3qo

3 жыл бұрын

I-

@chandragablaze2075

3 жыл бұрын

In Germany we joke "Kids are like pancakes - you never know what you are doing at the first one". So - in germany it would be "only firstborn" ^^

the way he throws the clipboard to the side and _carefully_ puts down his pen sends me every time

@moonadoo1006

3 жыл бұрын

When does this happen?

@pancarialice

3 жыл бұрын

@@moonadoo1006 at 0:24 :)

@moonadoo1006

3 жыл бұрын

Thank u

@doom4157

2 жыл бұрын

@@pancarialice never noticed before😂😂😂😂

@magpieinthelibrary5691

2 жыл бұрын

Why is is so quiet! Like how I’ve thrown many clip boards in my life but even throwing them is loud.

You can grab any product directly from the screen, even if it's off. Oh! and if you take a look in those shelves behind, you can find a pack of how much she loves you. If a thief enters the store, does he steal everything and nothing at the same time?

@loosylucy92

2 жыл бұрын

*Macintosh Plus - Floral Shoppe plays.

@heathchisenhall1732

2 жыл бұрын

@@amosneek1052 why does it matter? The joke still works, doesn’t matter if it’s a boy or girl or non binary robber

@jellyhamster1872

2 жыл бұрын

F**k i was gonna give give this comment a like for not havings tags

@robotwizard1066

Жыл бұрын

Schrödinger's heist

@SweetTodd

Жыл бұрын

@@heathchisenhall1732 His comment is invisible. What's he say?

"or First Born" It wouldn't be there if someone didn't try it.

@chadderbug7587

3 жыл бұрын

It's the kind of thing that can go perfectly with the "What the hell happened here" meme format.

@gay.mer9328

3 жыл бұрын

Man trades baby for 15 Big Macs. Really happened. America is truly the greatest country.

@Avrage_youtube_enjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

Dammit my efforts have gone to waste And I collected so many

@arckosX

3 жыл бұрын

The first born joke is from the comment of the unintelligible cashier where someone commented if they accepted first born

@phoenix_egs3045

3 жыл бұрын

How about second born

I can't wait for a trip to their rival business across the street: the Everything Store.

@bigbeast103

3 жыл бұрын

I was at Bed Bath and Beyond Saturday. Whole lot of the Bed and Bath, not a lot of Beyond. Don't waste your time.

@DevilJhoMama

3 жыл бұрын

It doesn't have a chance

@U_NoKev

3 жыл бұрын

But that place is expensive

@DevilJhoMama

3 жыл бұрын

@@U_NoKev yeah it costs everything

@GgTTV828

3 жыл бұрын

@@DevilJhoMama sad thanos noises

My "theory" for the nothing store is that every item is so magical and unobtainable for humans that our brains (or maybe even NWO microchips) block it automatically and replaces it with the word "nothing."

@maximumeffort1006

Жыл бұрын

I like ur theory

@bobenskiwatontop

Жыл бұрын

[[hyper linked blocked]]

@weelolol

Жыл бұрын

ah i cant wait for the [NOT NWO COMPLIANT]

@bd_ares

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Sindri and Brok. They teleport in realm between realms, but because our mind can't understand it, it decides to see nothing at all

@flopp_idk

Жыл бұрын

So basically, your saying nothing is kind of a substitute for something or someone incomprehensible.

This is basically me writing a small essay on what I did during summer break when returning to school.

@greenytoaster

2 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@captaincashew5291

Жыл бұрын

This is so accurate

Me: *puts first born back in car seat*

@Facekick48

3 жыл бұрын

*Picks up second born*

@Gae_rat_in.a_hat

3 жыл бұрын

@@Facekick48 𝕠𝕞𝕘 𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝟜𝕥𝕙 𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤 𝕞𝕪 𝕗𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 :-/

@door.4975

3 жыл бұрын

This comment. WAS A MISTAKE

@Im_mso

3 жыл бұрын

@@door.4975 it was already a mistake duh 🙄🙄

@Justme2278j

3 жыл бұрын

@@door.4975 Humanity was a mistake

POV: You're at a Sony store trying to buy a PS5

@axetrotl9203

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@rewindd

3 жыл бұрын

lmfaooo

@yvngxshady

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@quintonevans8272

3 жыл бұрын

it's so true it scares me

@panzerkampfwagenmark6tiger198

3 жыл бұрын

20:22

Finally a store where I can walk out with nothing and not having a guilt feeling

@That_one_dude07

Жыл бұрын

So true

Plot twist: every child's play/pretend objects end up at these stores

ER: tries selling me nothing Me: *I’ll take your entire stock*

@raconvid6521

3 жыл бұрын

Nomega stonks

@Bowl_lit

3 жыл бұрын

But do you have enough nothing to pay?

@TS-ic9cg

3 жыл бұрын

Epherial rift it is time you are now referenced in multiple videos that arent even ASMR related you need to take control now rise you have waited a very long time for this

@zzz928

3 жыл бұрын

Shut up and take my nothing

@PodDaGoat

3 жыл бұрын

I wish they had the new nothing 5 in stock I’ve been searching every nothing store

When the game hasn’t quite finished rendering.

@focalpoint._

3 жыл бұрын

Looks like the Cyberpunk 2077 holiday update finally finished downloading!

@Loafphy

3 жыл бұрын

Last time I ran this, the game was loading perfectly fine but the textures were all missing, they should really fix this bug

@seamy8959

3 жыл бұрын

Love the wings of fire pfp

@dogski2822

3 жыл бұрын

@@seamy8959 Thanks

@SubayAdamm2

3 жыл бұрын

Roblox games when some of the models hasnt downloaded

How can this man talk about nothing for 1h? What a legend!

@Pyxis10

2 жыл бұрын

He's done it twice.

@_BDN

Жыл бұрын

well that's a lot of nothing

@whyiwakeup6460

24 күн бұрын

I think that’s what hasan does

Sometimes i like to think uncle E is literally just a peaceful SCP that can relax people with his voice. Rooting into you brain giving you tingles and makes you sleep.

@SnoFitzroy

2 жыл бұрын

this is unironically a great idea for an SCP tho. no horror. no spooks. just a cute creature that makes you sleep when you want to

@mrfancyshorts6326

2 жыл бұрын

@@SnoFitzroy exactly, at least someone understands!

This is what happens when his wife says nothing would make her happier

@Charu0

3 жыл бұрын

You have to pay a lot of nothing

@thecitizenoftheinternet1077

3 жыл бұрын

Wife: Nothing makes me happier than you! Me: 😢

@a_wisepenny9227

3 жыл бұрын

Just wanted to point this out has anyone ever noticed that ephemeral rift looks like bogan Jesus

@thedestinyghostdinklebot2574

3 жыл бұрын

take ur like and leave

@a_wisepenny9227

3 жыл бұрын

@@thedestinyghostdinklebot2574 who are you talking to

Ah yes, the amount of "Nothing" has expanded in "Nothing" alot since i came here. "Nothing" could be better

@user-yq1kn1dg6c

3 жыл бұрын

I can sense your comment will get over 2k likes :)

@dermarsianer3338

3 жыл бұрын

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@dermarsianer3338

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-yq1kn1dg6c 90 de a

@dermarsianer3338

3 жыл бұрын

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@leolion3323

3 жыл бұрын

@@dermarsianer3338 Tru doe

Just yeets the clipboard. If he makes a video about how it flew so far it landed into a different characters video thar would be legendary

The nothing store series is definitely my favorite set ER has made so far. I keep coming back to both of these videos!

“They say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day”

@TrevorEllison-lh5yo

3 жыл бұрын

Person named nothing:

@australium7374

3 жыл бұрын

Usually I don’t laugh at these but I laughed this one time

@icanseeyounow

3 жыл бұрын

Useless child

@frds_skce

3 жыл бұрын

"It impossible..."

@mr.cat_boiof_soviet_russia5801

3 жыл бұрын

Well you exercised your thumbs typing that comment soooo…

“I’m sure there’s someone that deserves nothing”

@Civilized_Yankee

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm in this picture and I dont like it"

@masonkertson7451

3 жыл бұрын

@Mason Mierzwinski whatl’s up Mason

@marley9800

3 жыл бұрын

what are the damn numbers

@D.b._Lord

3 жыл бұрын

WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN

@masonkertson7451

3 жыл бұрын

@Christian Ball I guess so

Why is his voice so calming man😭

@Ilikefoodbrodie

Жыл бұрын

Kinda what asmr is supposed to do

@desbugfan8429

10 ай бұрын

Well he's been practicing for about 11 years

“Is everything here the same price?” “Yes, everything costs nothing” *i’ll take your entire stock*

@jellyhamster1872

2 жыл бұрын

Stock of what 🧑🏻‍🦰

@legendarypillow1450

2 жыл бұрын

@@jellyhamster1872 nothing

@jellyhamster1872

2 жыл бұрын

@@legendarypillow1450 u know go to Asmr gibi

Alternate title “shopping at PlayStation after the ps5 release”

@jimskim8568

3 жыл бұрын

xD

@satanicangel6384

3 жыл бұрын

True

@chargedyeti7155

3 жыл бұрын

I'd like a PS2 with a side of corrupted memory card.

@australium7374

3 жыл бұрын

They didn’t even sell cardboard boxes that time

@Jackbeedie

3 жыл бұрын

XD 😂

"We DO NOT accept first born." 2nd borns: *Chuckles* "I'm in danger."

@williamvandergrift9741

3 жыл бұрын

Frick I’m in trouble

@dull_demon4717

3 жыл бұрын

Im both a first & third born depending on what parent you look at Dad - third born Mom - first born

@dull_demon4717

3 жыл бұрын

@Robert Scott That was uncalled for

@dylanlunney4623

3 жыл бұрын

@@dull_demon4717 Stfu band kid. (Jk lol)

@dull_demon4717

3 жыл бұрын

@@dylanlunney4623 im not a band kid tho, im an art kid

I rate this place 5 stars, I once went shopping here and I was lucky enough to find a vintage Nothing Trading Card Pack, I pulled a Onega-Rare card that you can sell for NOTHING ONLINE! Isn’t that crazy, and I got the Pack for the very decent and fair price of Nothing. This place has nothing you need, it’s great

Imagine how chaotic the world outside of this shop has to be in order to be able to offer nothing to its customers. That would imply that humanity is at a point where it lives in a state of constant sensory overload.

@TonightsTails

2 жыл бұрын

Search up this one artist who sells artpieces of nothing.

WOOOO YEAH BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT WOOHOO

@sleepinggod8323

3 жыл бұрын

Have a good day lol

@spongierbear2046

3 жыл бұрын

WE'RE MAKIN A UNICORN TAKE A SHIT

@sleepinggod8323

3 жыл бұрын

@@willowthewisp8659 That's exactly what i've wanted to hear

@AlekVen

3 жыл бұрын

I totally agree, loved the first one so much!

@tatert0tter347

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

POV: You're a mom who is trying to get the latest console for their child.

@tonicox4005

3 жыл бұрын

POV: you’re someone at the store trying to purchase toilet paper

@tonicox4005

3 жыл бұрын

@Matthew Schurke very funny, but wouldn’t he be the liquor salesperson, and you’re the alcoholic?

@Cubixxx.

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, i live in spain so my mom and i went into a famous brand of supermarkets called El corteingles, we live at the capital, Madrid and we went to the biggest possible supermarket here and when we arrived the told us they had no xsx neither ps5 left i mean I want the xbox but literally there were lots of ps5 empty boxes

@oct197.

3 жыл бұрын

@Matthew Schurke my social studies class is on the 1920's unit

@oct197.

3 жыл бұрын

@Matthew Schurke wtf

Plot Twist: Everything in the Nothing Store is invisible and they are just calling it Nothing cuz they have their own brand

ER: "Have I seen you before?" Me: "Oh, why yes you have. Thanks for remembering. We have a daily appointment to help me sleep." Love your videos, thanks for helping me get a good night's sleep:)

"what do you want for Christmas?" "Oh I don't know, nothing really" *SAY NO MORE*

@ArchdukeJake

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@stevenkooker9615

2 жыл бұрын

*no more*

@captaineldeezee1336

2 жыл бұрын

Nod 's good as a wink to a blind bat, know what I mean, nudge nudge?

@captaincashew5291

Жыл бұрын

How about "say nothing more"?

“Is their someone in your life who deserves nothing?”

@queensoff5149

3 жыл бұрын

Yo that got me laughing hard

@noeljonsson3578

3 жыл бұрын

Of course I know him, he’s me.

@NeverInTime

3 жыл бұрын

Well there is the firstborn son I still have- wait that’s me.

@octokw1

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, yes

@lonelyteapot858

3 жыл бұрын

@@noeljonsson3578 luke: *whines like a little baby as always*

Now we’re just waiting for the everything shop episodes

@blazikin

2 жыл бұрын

He still heartin comments?

I like how he chucks the clipboard and then just nervously placed the pen perfectly

Man, he threw that clipboard so fast that it looks like he was embaresed to have SOMETHING. In his NOTHING shop

@worldwidewebster6224

3 жыл бұрын

Well you see the paper actually had nothing on it. The clipboard is allowed, as without something on it, it's clipping nothing. Why did he throw it then? No idea. I can come up with nothing

@r.i.pjuicewrld7941

3 жыл бұрын

Very suspicious...perhaps a secret message in vanishing ink? I must tell dr corvus....

I bought my in-laws nothing this Christmas, kept the gift receipt in case they don't like it.

@cupcake5000

3 жыл бұрын

But who wouldn't like nothing?

@greattitan371

3 жыл бұрын

@@cupcake5000 Twitter would find some way to hate it.

@cupcake5000

3 жыл бұрын

@@greattitan371 lol I'm sure

@misty-skies

3 жыл бұрын

Bro, you got a receipt?

@athreya__7255

3 жыл бұрын

@@misty-skies no we have nothing

"We do not accept First born" "I'll be back in nine months, hold nothing for me"

@ATypicalguy_anti-UTTP

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Holiday shopping can always seem so stressful, but I have to say that this place really helps me find the nothing that my family wants. The nothing my family deserves

POV: You walked into a high lvl town an try to buy something while being lvl 1

@sugr_cookie253

3 жыл бұрын

Dang, we aren't even leveled up enough to SEE the items lol and the N.P.C is glitching saying that everything is "Nothing" 🕴🕴🕴

@CJ-xp2mn

3 жыл бұрын

Ya know what im gonna skyrim you **puts bucket over your head**

@iamsherlocked2882

3 жыл бұрын

It’s like trying to hit Goron City first In botw when you have like 20 rupees to your name- tho it’s easier to just run and get the fireproof bois but still lmao ✋ everyone just blows you off like a useless lil shit 💀

@valkaerie8715

2 жыл бұрын

POV you go to Vivec immediately off the ship

@masonbruner1239

2 жыл бұрын

@@iamsherlocked2882 "gee squidward, maybe santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what ya just said!"

The first born joke is from the comment of the unintelligible cashier where someone commented if they accepted first born

@LoveAndDeath

3 жыл бұрын

That's really interesting.

@vincezockt127

3 жыл бұрын

Ah so you Remember him to

@Ethereal-ss3jh

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually really nice.

@australium7374

3 жыл бұрын

Beautiful

@DoofXMachina

3 жыл бұрын

I dont know if that's true but in too lazy to check so... *likes comment*

After some time and thought I really do like you're nothing bow tie it really suits your whole entire outfit in this video

@Beau-Bo

2 жыл бұрын

hate to be the guy but: *your

it feels like the nothing gemstone ring is a lvl 100 wizard equipment. increases nothing by 80%

@roguigododeltarune4475

Жыл бұрын

It would help my nothingmancer habilities a lot

*walks in* *reads sign* “Damn it!” *throws away firstborn* *walks out*

@franz_.

3 жыл бұрын

damn

@TheUncivilizedNation

3 жыл бұрын

They don’t accept firstborn but do they accept the firstborns soul

@grungeyfella

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheUncivilizedNation good idea speeeed wagooonnnee

@sebastianmujica3960

3 жыл бұрын

The sign doesnt say anything about second born tho so...

@escapedarkness7548

3 жыл бұрын

Abortion 100

"Would you like to donate nothing to this charity ?" My empty pocket : My time has come

@kriegsman7585

3 жыл бұрын

@@unsettlingcuppofcoffee3144 is broke people were always useful , we can pAY IN LIVES

@kriegsman7585

3 жыл бұрын

@@unsettlingcuppofcoffee3144 personally I prefer the raiding approach, you know *KILL* *MAIM* *BURN* and all that

@satanicangel6384

3 жыл бұрын

Yo pog 60 nothing! My life is complete now

@jjxioo8261

3 жыл бұрын

@@unsettlingcuppofcoffee3144 don't kill me i can give you a couple thousands 🥴🥴

@jellyhamster1872

2 жыл бұрын

@@unsettlingcuppofcoffee3144 dr pepper

4:10 Gotta love the Planes, Trains, and Automobiles reference.

Rift: “You can also pay with an arm and a leg.” Edward Elric: _angry short person noises_

“Perhaps when you come back again I will be wearing nothing” *I have been lied to*

@SnorkLayton

3 жыл бұрын

You dont know that, he could be wearing nothing jewelry

@superknux13isaid

3 жыл бұрын

*Perhaps.*

@kirayoshikage2661

3 жыл бұрын

Well he is wearing nothing under his clothes

@johanngaming2956

3 жыл бұрын

@@SnorkLayton CURSED BUT TRUE

@johanngaming2956

3 жыл бұрын

69th like LETS GOOO

Everytime Ephemeral Rift says "Nothing", take a shot of "nothing"

@Un_Lucky1

3 жыл бұрын

I almost died of nothingolism

@coltonwatson4907

3 жыл бұрын

A literal gallon later...

@johnrodrigues2018

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing happened

@mrplotarmour5393

3 жыл бұрын

Every time he says nothing take a shot of vodka good luck

@jsihavealotofplaylists

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnrodrigues2018 nothing to it I guess.

Honestly, i feel like this store is placed in a world where everyone uses their imagination, and their imagination got so realistic that they could see and hear things in nothing (the word as well) but the viewer is the only sane person that can see that it is nothing.

@josephstalin9298

Жыл бұрын

Nothing?

@klysew

Жыл бұрын

.

@uahwjeh458

Жыл бұрын

@@josephstalin9298 Yes. Nothing

you should make an invisible object store, where you sell us things we can hear but cant see

0:24 Uncle E: "Ah yes, welcome and happy holidays" ALSO UNCLE E: *throws the clipboard across the room*

@vincezockt127

3 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeeeeet

@Willow76ny

3 жыл бұрын

That made me bust out laughing. Love his randomness!

@WitchKing-Of-Angmar

3 жыл бұрын

Uncle...

@evanpalmer4893

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder how he did that without us hearing the clattering

@Quantumact2908

3 жыл бұрын

@@evanpalmer4893 pillows, thats my guess

“Ten percent of nothin’ is, let me do the math here, nothin’ and a nothin’. Carry the nothin’..”

@xol3909

3 жыл бұрын

you get -10% of nothing

@icarusiskidding7207

3 жыл бұрын

I read this and it killed me. i rarely find people who’ve seen Firefly

@happigoth

3 жыл бұрын

@@icarusiskidding7207 Finally, someone who gets it!! I was waiting for someone to understand:)

@icarusiskidding7207

3 жыл бұрын

@@happigoth by far my favorite tv show ever made

Watching ephemeral rift makes me realize the most random stuff sometimes, like how the shelf in the background vaguely resembles the first level of donkey Kong.

I’m surprised at how many backgrounds rift has. It’s like he works at Hollywood

"is there someone in your life that deserves NOTHING?" oh yes, i could go on and on..

@dedotrongames6402

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody deserves nothing. Nobody is a good guy.

@MISSGNOMETF2

3 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp

@soup2074

3 жыл бұрын

How does he not laugh while saying

ER you should make shirts for your tee spring that say “I went to The Nothing Store and all I got was this stupid shirt”

@somethingasmrr

3 жыл бұрын

Or “all I got was nothing” 😂

@lazer-exe9178

3 жыл бұрын

make the shirt transparent

@marionettehone

3 жыл бұрын

The Emperor’s new clothes

@nntel3467

3 жыл бұрын

@@marionettehone 10/10 short story

@norton_antivirus

3 жыл бұрын

I got that when I was born

drink a glass of water everytime he says "nothing" stay hydrated

@exorjack

3 жыл бұрын

ide prefer not to have my bladder explode thanks /j

This is the first time I’ve laughed at an asmr video “do you know someone who really deserves nothing!”

"I'm sure there's someone in your life who deserves nothing this holiday season." SAVAGE, I love it! (Also, so accurate.)

@evidant

3 жыл бұрын

ok rachel

@Vampiratejurien

3 жыл бұрын

Why do I keep reading Sausage instead of Savage on everything. Am I dyslexic.

@thelastnutbender6857

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vampiratejurien or you are hungry

@scatmann6502

3 жыл бұрын

Might be me, tbh I feel I’ve been a dick to my mom, however she says otherwise.

When I ask my mom what is she gonna buy me this Christmas My mom: Nothing

@LuckyArceus

3 жыл бұрын

Pog

@wiltchamberlain3484

3 жыл бұрын

F

@JasonRBeing

3 жыл бұрын

I been told multiple times I am good for nothing!

@ESCL2004

3 жыл бұрын

@@JasonRBeing I, too, have been told I was worth nothing.

This store's selection is even more relevant in 2022. Best value for our money

The real beauty behind this is when he throws the clipboard, he silenced the sound when he edited this so you just hear the paper flying through the air

When you're broke, but still have to go Christmas Shopping

Seeing this in my recommended filled me with inscrutable joy

@siri6840

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, we really do get exited for nothing these days, don't we

@arandomhobbit7690

3 жыл бұрын

@@greattitan371 Some Guy Named Sam was literally excited over nothing. The video is about nothing. He is excited for the video. He got excited for nothing.

@severeautism5055

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the club

@MaRo-gj3fr

3 жыл бұрын

I have been filled with determination

@queenximena

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed friend

Your creativity and ability to run with your God given intuition is amazing, been watching you for several years and have only seen you improve and spread love. From your amazing outlandish roleplay’s, to the relatable father and son talks, we thank you for being a haven!

This man is a genius

"Have I seen you before?" Well, I've watched/listened to the grand opening of the Nothing Store before sleep countless times.

@riccardobarbolini6799

3 жыл бұрын

Saaaaaaame

It's getting harder to find stores that accept first born sons nowadays "Sorry jimmy you'll have to deal with me for a little bit longer"

3:32 Wait he said they were nothing stores in the past and future omg I would love to see a cyber punk and 1930s nothing store

Me: *steals something* Officer: “Hey! What is that behind your back?” Me: “…nothing…”

"Y'know what, I'm gonna get that kid nothing" It's hard to tingle when I'm trying so hard not to laugh

@ItsLsloSand

3 жыл бұрын

Great profile pic!

@Our_Remedy

3 жыл бұрын

@@ItsLsloSand ;)

@serenitygrant8127

3 жыл бұрын

I have a love hate relationship with your profile pic 😂

@Our_Remedy

3 жыл бұрын

@@serenitygrant8127 That's the correct response. I have a love hate relationship with you knowing what my profile pic is

@thexylophone

3 жыл бұрын

@GameDox 20 i mean does it really matter?

Someone should write up an SCP document for this.

@danielcorey377

3 жыл бұрын

Extradimensional SCP-The Nothing Store Would be interesting to make it so that people fixate on it even though there is nothing there. Like millions of aisles of empty shelves and people stuck constantly browsing

@dannydevito1204

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielcorey377 almost like scp 3008 but where the shelves are empty

@Jonnyboy6667

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielcorey377 similar to the ikea scp where the store is endless and no one can escape

@detectiveunknown9304

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@susanshields2063

3 жыл бұрын

@@comrademepmep1634 how did your finals go ?

Me: "What's your favorite villain in any story, could be a book, movie, tv show, video game, whatever?" ER: "The Nothing, from the Neverending Story. Great movie where the hero fights Nothing - literally."

I picked up a gift for my girlfriend from this store. You should have seen the look on her face when I told her I got her nothing.

@awesomeindependence9435

2 жыл бұрын

I bet she was ecstatic

"Is there someone in your life who deserves nothing this holiday season?" LOLLL.

Rift my dude. The humor in this is masterclass, The clipboard at the start and the ”your last name” at the end. And your delivery is just perfect.

Pov: you're actually there to listen to the non-existent music at the nothing store to steal bunch of nothing and run out of there with nothing

i can get all my christmas shopping done here. 10/10

“Oh. Greetings, and happy holidays.” *Y E E T*

When they said, "Would you rather have nothing for Christmas!?" I think this guy took it WAAAAAAAY too literally.

“It’s doing a great job spreading awareness about nothing” Like the Red Cross?

I wonder if there is a nothing person in the multiverse where we still have clothes but are invisible to the naked eye

Nobody: ER: YEETS clipboard, but sets pen down GENTLY

@coopercounts6581

3 жыл бұрын

the clipboard never landed...

@ESCL2004

3 жыл бұрын

@@coopercounts6581 it entered a rift, where it was sent to a Nothing Store employee of another timeline.

@robertharris6092

3 жыл бұрын

@@coopercounts6581 had to land on something cushioned.

@rococoblue

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know what you're taking about i saw nothing in his hands😏.

@prioryt6977

3 жыл бұрын

lol

When he does this it's great ASMR, but when I do it it is "childish and disrespectful".

@qravix44

3 жыл бұрын

wtf is your problem 😂 chill

@meddlus2098

3 жыл бұрын

@@qravix44 you are not the brightest, eh?

@GreyTrafficCone

3 жыл бұрын

Not the brightest lamp in the shed

@shortcut3808

3 жыл бұрын

it took me a sec to get it lol

@samandlyds5983

3 жыл бұрын

Do I see a beard The answer would be NO

0:20 oh greetings and happy holidays *yeets clipboard across the store*

I like the idea that the nothing items serve the function of the items they’re supposed to be like imagine riding a nothing bicycle, just casually floating mid air moving fast

Litterally Nothing 156k people: Hm, interesting.

@warbirddove4032

3 жыл бұрын

Twice, this is a continuation

@t_r4349

3 жыл бұрын

You can’t say anything you clicked on too

@salad2.020

3 жыл бұрын

Overused bad comment

@elad5889

3 жыл бұрын

@@salad2.020 ikr?

@lizard6574

2 жыл бұрын

@@salad2.020 that's why your stupid pizza table clip got ten views lol

The Nothing Store is my favourite! I love that the sequel is holiday themed, and that the store is still open when we need it most. And I do know people who deserve “nothing” this Christmas

The fact he said he saw "us" at the grand opening a MILLENIA ago gives us the fact this man has been managing a sustainable business for 1000 years Now that's dedication

Eve. The clipboard throw was quiet and ASMR sounding! I love it!

Will you accept the thought of payment?

@itsouden6201

3 жыл бұрын

No, only Second Born

@justjerey8890

3 жыл бұрын

He will accepte asmr sand as payment

@chargedyeti7155

3 жыл бұрын

Dont forget selling other to people that aren't first borns!

ER: “Is there someone in your life who deserves nothing?” Me: “I know quite a few people...” *Pulls out list of over one million names*

@shwingleman

3 жыл бұрын

You are a kind and generous person

@Zelkath

3 жыл бұрын

@@shwingleman Thank you! I pride myself in being kind and giving this time of year.

@geoffw6007

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly me, I have a long, long, long list of people I really hate

@Matt-jm2di

3 жыл бұрын

Darn he put my name on the list

@clearlyyou5502

3 жыл бұрын

@@geoffw6007 then keep them away from this shop

the way the clipboard made zero sound when he tossed it horrifies me, even though it was probably just a blanket or something

When you simplify the sentence "...you know that when you donate nothing to them, it is used properly," it becomes "nothing is used properly"

Sign: "We do not accept Cash, Card, Check or First Born" Me: Dang it, little Jimmy isn't doing too well in school and I can't keep using the broomstick.

Ahh, so my uncle wasn’t weird: He just told me to wear nothing clothes.

@Sheev.Palpatine66

3 жыл бұрын

About that...

@twinjzz2762

3 жыл бұрын

wha-

@capitalstorm6677

3 жыл бұрын

@@twinjzz2762 lol

@mr.zapper3356

3 жыл бұрын

Hol‘up we have the same uncle???

@TheDismissor

3 жыл бұрын

Really? My catholic uncle told me to wear everything clothes

Your videos are amazing. I love just listening to them for their stories. When I’m listening to them so I can fall asleep I get way better sleep than normally, you’re just amazing at what you do

I really love the Noting charge 0 it makes great sound especially that deep silence is amazing