My dad always said “you’re gonna do great things someday” and here I am watching a man tenderly scratch the shell of a taco

@ihavenocreativity2666

3 жыл бұрын

Man this comment is so underrated

@dvllhgodz7661

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LMFAO

@karlchance7764

3 жыл бұрын

He’s right

@IALBs

3 жыл бұрын

lmao man so true

@kastelukannumollom5289

3 жыл бұрын

he was clearly right

McDonalds employee: "Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?" E.R: *whispers* "Imagine, if you will..."

@nissanskylinegt-r32nur94

3 жыл бұрын

haha

@F3MA13P0UND3R

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@ricardoquinonez1532

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@cedarpointfanboy7317

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@eeljai2048

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if you will where people didn’t copy other people

Why does his Big Mac look like the advertisements but every time I get one it looks like it just went through the Vietnam war

@shh2093

3 жыл бұрын

Your not wrong same

@adamjackvony

3 жыл бұрын

He probably spruced up his food items a little for the video.

@louisebarnes5126yyrvhddsjku

3 жыл бұрын

Omg right haha

@beans1956

3 жыл бұрын

answer: cgi (maybe)

@sidewayzan

3 жыл бұрын

Garfielf if it was cgi he couldn’t eat it

I like to imagine the fact that this guy is probably a totally normal dude in the daytime, and at night when everybody is sleeping, he becomes E.R.

@gomzy6461

3 жыл бұрын

fact?

@bocobipbrookiebradgaming7838

3 жыл бұрын

He’s the Batman everyone likes because he ain’t recycled and remixed every 3 years

@LupeSunglass

2 жыл бұрын

@@bocobipbrookiebradgaming7838 he's just good ol rift

@1sonofabiscuit837

2 жыл бұрын

He becomes ME!

@Kalapuikko

Жыл бұрын

Batman be like

ER has only two moods: "Hello/Good Evening, I hope you are doing well." or "Imagine if you will-"

@vivekbarchha

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot, "good now!" That's the intellectual way of greeting people.

@kylehyde215CA

4 жыл бұрын

@@vivekbarchha "How the fuck are you?" caught me off guard.

@Thebongosusetobethicc

4 жыл бұрын

Kyle Hyde what video did he say that?

@kylehyde215CA

4 жыл бұрын

@@Thebongosusetobethicc I think it was either the heavy metal doctor or manly asmr.

@gorefeind5158

4 жыл бұрын

@@Thebongosusetobethicc it was doctor thrashers asmr for metal heads

ER: brings food home from different fast food places ER family: is that for us? ER: nope

@AKayfabe

4 жыл бұрын

Metal two face 99 LOL he most likely brings some for his children too but it’s a funny thought

@BossDoubloon30

4 жыл бұрын

😆

@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947

4 жыл бұрын

Guapos tacos and a medium fry

@Uniformtree000

4 жыл бұрын

@@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947 "how to make half a million crave for fast food in 1 hour."

@theforwardsentinel5705

3 жыл бұрын

That joke made me exhale heavily

Sorry if some of the timestamps are off, tell me in the comments to change them if necessary. Try to ignore the bad grammer too, thanks! 0:00 Introduction 6:39 Bag Opening 7:40 Food Item Showcase 11:47 Sauce Showcase 13:02 Rucksack Sounds 15:15 Chick-Fil-A Intro 20:07 Chick-Fil-A Chicken Nuggets 21:09 Chick-Fil-A Waffle Fries 24:04 Water Bottle 1 25:40 Arbys Intro 28:58 Arbys Beef & Cheddar Burger 32:16 Arbys Curly Fries 34:26 Water Bottle 2 35:07 Taco Bell Intro 37:48 Taco Bell Supreme Taco 39:20 KFC Intro 44:44 KFC 2 Piece Chicken 45:44 KFC Biscuit 46:06 Water Bottle 3 47:12 Burger King Intro 50:25 Burger King Whopper 51:28 Burger King Onion Rings 55:45 Water Bottle 4 56:10 McDonalds Intro 1:00:45 McDonalds Big Mac 1:02:00 McDonald's Fries 1:05:15 Water Bottle 5 1:05:54 Taking Your Order This is my favourite ASMR video so im doing this mostly for myself, but feel free to enjoy the timestamps! If your having trouble finding this comment, then filter the comments by newest first. This may not work once some time has passed though.

@aidanschmidt8974

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you my friend. Remember to be strong during this crappy time🤘🏼🤟🏼

@zaggyzombie

3 жыл бұрын

Aidan Schmidt - Your welcome, if you liked it would you mind giving it a like so others can see it?

@EliG336

3 жыл бұрын

zaggyzombie you absolute legend

@zaggyzombie

3 жыл бұрын

Lavanite336 I am - No, you are a legend my friend. Stay safe in these trying times. :)

@diegocarmona9747

3 жыл бұрын

how does this only have 24 likes???

23:20 "One could argue.. that the barbeque sauce... might be better.. than the ketchup..."

@hernangallegos9949

3 жыл бұрын

Words of wisdom

@Boildcabbage

3 жыл бұрын

That one is me

@wonderland9898

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao I clicked on the time stamp just to see if he really said it-

@walkingnapkin4018

3 жыл бұрын

Almost liked your comment but didn’t wanna ruin the 69

@instantmitch9890

3 жыл бұрын

@@walkingnapkin4018haha

ER keeps finding more and more inventive ways to eat his lunch on camera.

@shadowslasher9977

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@orinculaculus6116

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed! He has a oddly yet fantastic way to turn sometime so simple and creates it into something really complex or original.

@ClaytonTheCracker

4 жыл бұрын

I mean this was pretty low hanging fruit but yeah

@lordNODNARB-xv5et

4 жыл бұрын

Hey if it's stupid but it works it's not stupid that's what I always say 👍😆

@ClaytonTheCracker

4 жыл бұрын

@@lordNODNARB-xv5et fair point

Surely the Toilet Paper man is next

@willyyumwarmcock3790

4 жыл бұрын

Table , nah because he won’t be able to get the props for it

@bayotic4286

4 жыл бұрын

toilet paper sucks anyway. we need wet wipes man

@keniaanderson6518

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha

@xkatzz7700

4 жыл бұрын

@Justin Just saying... What is 1 out of 700 000+ subscribers?

@ethanxtreme7018

4 жыл бұрын

Justin are you sure

I’m not hungry, I’m not hungry, I’m not hungry- *so I’m eating cheezits at 3am*

@JuniperF

3 жыл бұрын

Ever had the extra crispy Chez-its? I would kill for a fresh-opened bag

@Pasteurizedcheese

3 жыл бұрын

jestre no. It really isn’t a mood

@Pasteurizedcheese

3 жыл бұрын

jestre no. And eating at a certain time doesn’t make it a mood.

@ZatanikEvo

3 жыл бұрын

@@Pasteurizedcheese They're saying it's relatable. Don't have to be such a jackass and ruin it.

@Pasteurizedcheese

3 жыл бұрын

I Purposely Don't Get The Joke didn’t ask

Everyone one of these he makes the pause between "imagine" and "if you will" needs to get longer.

@rivetthescree

4 жыл бұрын

At this rate, its only a matter of time before we get the imagine man, and the if you will man

@nicolaziggiotto6172

4 жыл бұрын

@@rivetthescree I lolled. I lolled up and I lolled down, I lolled sideways and all around, I lolled inside and a outside too, kind stranger I thank you!

@davidm6866

4 жыл бұрын

Have you just spent the time to measure it or you just givin a ballpark.

@davidm6866

4 жыл бұрын

@@rivetthescree mans already got this idea and you know it

@infamoussleepy6388

4 жыл бұрын

@@nicolaziggiotto6172 I'm getting some strong flashbacks of kindergarten with that dr suess action. I appreciate it m8

"imagine if you will" should be the start of everyone of his videos...

@pulsespear9914

4 жыл бұрын

He'd be a smartass with it. He would probably make a few videos as normal then begin the next one with "Imagine, if you will" followed by zero talking

@shipmastershadowofintent5249

4 жыл бұрын

U confuse me ur name is 0-62 But ur pic is fixer

@gabrielmorales7767

4 жыл бұрын

And then some random kid is like ooh give me one just one pls. Five seconds later can I have one more?

@contemporarymale

4 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that how the twilight zone started?

@mox1578

4 жыл бұрын

@@shipmastershadowofintent5249 y e s

ER family: we dont remember the last time we ate ER: Imagine, if you will

@Lance-The-BoS-Lancer

3 жыл бұрын

They gotta buy from they own pops

@cachorrocaramelow268

3 жыл бұрын

Eu vi aqui pra falar pra vc que vc é muito é corno

@kylepatrick253

3 жыл бұрын

Food is banned under the NWO in the rift house

@toastyummyyum6393

2 жыл бұрын

Did... did you say family?

@liminalgamer935

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

This NEEDS a sequel, I have come back to this so many times. I swear I can actually smell the food

@faceless_retard8141

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah we need a second

@Stryfe52

6 ай бұрын

Waiting patiently for the return of the Fast Food Man…

Imagine being a cashier at a fast food restaurant and a dude in a black jacket comes up to you whispering his order 😅

@cakeosmakeo8011

4 жыл бұрын

tOwOxic lol even better

@BobBob-gf4us

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine being a cashier at McDonald’s and a dude in a black jacket already carrying food from every fast food place in town approaches you and whispers to you asking if you want to try his fast food.

@eversorassassin5432

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine being a cashier at McDonald's and dude wearing a black jacket and Cthulhu mask walks up and whispers his order

@agentfishy3475

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine............if you will, bring a cashier working in McDonald’s and a guy in a black jacket comes up to you and whispers this exact order. Can I get a number 9 large, a number 6 extra dip, a number 7 ,2 number 45s one with cheese, and a large coke...pst and two bottles of water.

@Pippy1

4 жыл бұрын

@@eversorassassin5432 I used to work at wendys and i once had a dude have me put in his order name as cthulhu

Me throughout the video: “you’re not hungry. you’re just bored. you’re not hungry. you’re just bored. it’s almost 12am...”

@JenByte

4 жыл бұрын

I feel you

@Sinnernine

4 жыл бұрын

4am

@jello1702

4 жыл бұрын

Dude Same

@ee-wx3hy

4 жыл бұрын

@SANS______ cereal

@brionnahmann7488

4 жыл бұрын

6am and I caved

“Dad can we please eat now?” *ER gripping the Arby’s sandwich while explaining the entire Arby’s backstory* “you must wait”

ER: Oh no, I'm craving for fast food but how am I gonna tell my wife? Fast food man: Bonjour...

@worldwidewebster6224

3 жыл бұрын

I am the spy

Day 15 of trying to convince Ephemeral Rift to do a Gandalf the Grey ASMR Video

@thecabinwitch6689

4 жыл бұрын

I second this!!! 💫🔮

@tranquility5953

4 жыл бұрын

@@thecabinwitch6689 I third this.

@bane5825

4 жыл бұрын

You shall not pass 👉🧙‍♂️

@sunssimpsforvtubers5876

4 жыл бұрын

Not long enough bread

@bane5825

4 жыл бұрын

@@sunssimpsforvtubers5876 😁

The “Man” monologue at the beginning of each of these videos is legendary at this point.

@samuelalejandrosarmientori5844

4 жыл бұрын

Ooooh Yea diamantes De lunes a domingo voy todo viciado Picando y picando no encuentro nada

Can i just mention how clean he chews...? Like, almost no lip smacking and/or loud chewing with mouth open? just a man genuinely enjoying his food...

Most ASMRtists: whispers into the mic ER: f a s t f o o d m a n

@tophatman6687

3 жыл бұрын

ER: Comunism ASMR

@jonahbell9464

3 жыл бұрын

I respect that your picture is coryxkinshin also... MAKE SURE TO S-S-S-SAMORI SLICE THAT LIKE BUTTON eyy

@butterytomatoes747

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonahbell9464 been doing it for years

@MisaaLin.o09_

3 жыл бұрын

Your pfp is awesome 😌💚

@Kez_83x

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonahbell9464 facts !

As someone not from America, it's kinda cool and crazy how many different fast food chains you guys have, it's really fun to see all the different ones lol

@skymanlordoftheskies

Жыл бұрын

It’d be weird not having so much variety and choices

@Blinky_Dorf

8 ай бұрын

It gets even more crazy, since Rift lives in one particular state, and there are dozens and dozens that aren't available in his area, but are just as famous in the US, like Jack in the Box or In N' Out. Some are easily a thousand miles away, and he'll only make a video with them if he travels to the very specific states or cities that those chains are in.

@aarontheanarchist9299

5 ай бұрын

And these are just 6 of them

Me: * see’s waffle fries * ER: * calls them potato wedges * Me: *cries*

@VoidedLynx

4 жыл бұрын

100subs with no vids are you having a stroke ?

@davudlastname2545

4 жыл бұрын

Hello there

@TrevorEllison-lh5yo

4 жыл бұрын

100subs with no vids and if you used proper grammar, maybe someone would respect your opinion.

@theshadyknight5662

4 жыл бұрын

Shoto Todoroki general kenobi

@YonderTie

4 жыл бұрын

TheShady Knight you are a bold one

“I went back to 2020 to get these recipes” so that’s why you look familiar you mugged me in the Burger King parking lot and stole my burger

@themonsterunderyourbed.7620

3 жыл бұрын

Look in the bright side, now you're descendents can enjoy Burger King.

@davin7907

3 жыл бұрын

no that was me he mugged someone else

@mercury_midnights6324

3 жыл бұрын

@@davin7907 I have a family of 1 to feed myself

Mom dad's a wizard again talking to a camera and eating his lunch

This is actual good eating ASMR. It has a plot, it has other sounds that are great on the ears. You don’t mercilessly throw your food down your throat. You eat respectfully and you give one hella good ASMR video. You’re definitely a diamond in the rough. EDIT: I used the term ‘diamond in the rough’ however due to a lot of people saying it’s the wrong term, I believe it’s better to describe him as either a hidden gem or just a really good ASMRtist

@piodon2669

4 жыл бұрын

I expected to see comments like this one. I m glad I wasn't the only one to think how wonderful he's doing is mukbang video

@MzatiChikokoAnimations

4 жыл бұрын

even me

@mosesmo4851

4 жыл бұрын

Tufford Exactly. The term “diamond in the rough” means something with the potential to be great, but to be actually great, it needs to be polished and refined. The society we know today has made the term “diamond in the rough”, describing something as a good thing out of a lot of bad things.

@HoratioAccel

4 жыл бұрын

@@dineon3623 ER is a "hidden gem". I think people get confused because diamonds are gems

@umbra_cura4158

4 жыл бұрын

Does this mean ER can get me a magic lamp?

I hope everything is well with you and the family in these troubling times E.R. you're doing amazing work.

@cefb8923

4 жыл бұрын

This

@frankie3351

4 жыл бұрын

@@cefb8923 that

@yhy-1558

4 жыл бұрын

What happened to him and his family

@erikhullum625

4 жыл бұрын

@@yhy-1558 nothing that we know of, he's talking about covid-19

@NeXoN369

4 жыл бұрын

@@yhy-1558 Pandemic is happening to the world.

mom: what are you doing? me: protecting the precious curly fries

I’ve watched a lot of Asmr channels but this one has caught my attention. I realized that this Asmr didn’t hurt my ears and give me a headache and actually helped me sleep, and how he gently taps his items instead of rapidly tapping them. It made me feel calm in a sense. But now I’m hungry for Taco Bell and McDonald’s

who else think he was so smooth by saying "they call me the fast food man, but you can call me when you need fast food"

@buttzkrieg3919

4 жыл бұрын

I chuckled

@backupaccaf7706

4 жыл бұрын

@buttz krieg I strongly exhaled through my nostrils

@MikeKilo1969

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like my favorite food delivery service; Favor!

@schnitzwurst1008

4 жыл бұрын

Well that's been in every the *Insert thing here* man video so

@Kalapuikko

Жыл бұрын

Smooth like butter

Maybe ER is trying to tell us something through all his “post apocalyptic” videos

@uraverageskeleton6480

4 жыл бұрын

I mean he did say he had a time machine

@x-maspika360

4 жыл бұрын

there is definitely a bigger story running in the background

@davidwochner4095

4 жыл бұрын

2020 it's your turn

@jochumm6099

4 жыл бұрын

Hes telling us to imagine, if we will.

@trevorkn7239

3 жыл бұрын

*2020 Me: **softly* ...don't...

This man has the ability to time travel and could escape the slave hell that he lives in but instead decides to bring us fast food. A true hero.

I love how subtle these asmr sounds are at the beginning. The jacket. The movements. Good stuff. Thank you.

I swear no ASMRtist is as creative or compelling as Ephemeral Rift.

@therealenjoy1117

4 жыл бұрын

so true

@shawnfreemasonog

4 жыл бұрын

For men, yes he the best I found so far. Goodnight moon is my favorite female ASMR artist tho. She’s just as good of not better.

@harleyedgecumbe2288

4 жыл бұрын

I found him just after quarantine started and now I'm running out of videos to watch 😬

@herrlester7005

4 жыл бұрын

What about ASMR Ryan and Amy Kay? I like them, too but... not as good as ER but ASMR Ryan like rivals ER kinda.

@the_3x

4 жыл бұрын

Y’all are sleeping on Dr. T.

ER: They even banned, nothing. *Me, later eating my fast food at home* Police: *Knock knock* What are you doing!? Me: Uhhhhh...nothing. Police: Wait, that’s illegal.

@xmarksthespot2850

4 жыл бұрын

Police: *Knock knock* What are you doing!? Me: *s o m e t h i n g*

@generalkenobilegoproductio5488

4 жыл бұрын

XMarksTheSpot I tried that... Any chance you have $250,000 for bail?

@xmarksthespot2850

4 жыл бұрын

@@generalkenobilegoproductio5488 Damn, thats alot of cash.. Ill go ask my friend

@generalkenobilegoproductio5488

4 жыл бұрын

XMarksTheSpot Thank you

@spookkoopsspook

3 жыл бұрын

@@generalkenobilegoproductio5488 Hey, i thought I had $250,000 but I only have $2.69 and a pack of 10 chicken nuggets. Sorry.

When he said that kfc got shut down I completely forgot it was a role play

@mythrillmeyhem8998

3 жыл бұрын

What do u mean, it’s currently been shut down for over a century

@Rinshix

3 жыл бұрын

Aang no more kfc

@hendrik6720

3 жыл бұрын

Would never be allowed. The riots that followed would topple governments.

@lazymarco3782

3 жыл бұрын

@@hendrik6720 D

@WarhammerWings

3 жыл бұрын

@@hendrik6720 We should be toppling them all NOW!

The most unbelievable thing he said was how he traveled back to 2020. No one would choose to do that....

Son: What is Dad doing with our dinner? Mom: He’s doing that THING again..

@fretful7044

4 жыл бұрын

Ethanxtreme Gameplays ecks dee

@sunssimpsforvtubers5876

4 жыл бұрын

@@fretful7044 no

@luis_-mf3er

4 жыл бұрын

Ethanxtreme Gameplays bruh

@Audiblegaming

4 жыл бұрын

His son was in at least 2 videos so I don't think they are concerned

Docter: asmr gandalf cant hurt you Asmr gandalf:

@curiosity7106

4 жыл бұрын

Doctor

@tibovanhaverbeke9452

4 жыл бұрын

@@curiosity7106 ok bruh

@yeest3310

4 жыл бұрын

@@curiosity7106 I whould say shut up for correcting someone's grammar but who in the living fuck says "docter

@tibovanhaverbeke9452

4 жыл бұрын

@@yeest3310 sry i speak dutch and in dutch doctor is docter

@yeest3310

4 жыл бұрын

@Jonathan me bitch

6:34 i love how he says "that century" like hes prepared for people in future centuries to watch this

The beginning of 2020 and the end of 2020 feel like to completely different years

@NP.1416

3 жыл бұрын

…because the end is the beginning of 2021. (I agree.)

I'm severely balding at 29. Meanwhile, you look like the frontman for a melodic Swedish death metal band/Jesus. Props, man. Genetic lottery, you handsome bastard.

@JordanMayjor3p7

4 жыл бұрын

😭 I would die a little if I went bald bc it looks horrible on me. I look like a chemo patient that was just liberated from a concentration camp when I shave my head.

@HarryJamesE

4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately 1/3 men by the age of 30 will have experienced some degree of hairloss

@Exarhadsgfds

4 жыл бұрын

Shave it or get a really close cut, that's what most guys do nowadays and so it's actually in style...

@paddywalsh247

4 жыл бұрын

I'm going bald at 18, count yourself lucky man

@chxzse

4 жыл бұрын

Ey ER was bald 5 years ago

**the 5th time meeting with him** Me: "ok man let me get a-..." Him: "Imagine........ if you will...." Me: 😪

@toxicmasculinity3976

4 жыл бұрын

Emoji using idiot.

@geargrinder9935

4 жыл бұрын

TOXIC MASCULINITY non emoji using idiot 🗡😅😅😇😍😚🤪🤩🤩😔😣😢🤬😱🤗😶

@jayrett

4 жыл бұрын

I am fully expecting one of these "men" to get cut off halfway through his little shpeel bc the viewer's heard it at least 10 times before at this point😆

@senseisoup2655

4 жыл бұрын

At least you get a free nap with all of your fast food, lol

@paulr2559

4 жыл бұрын

@@toxicmasculinity3976 hey man I think its ok if its just 1 emoji he used it respectively I mean if I called you internet bottom feeding idiot you would be kinda upset right?

Every video you make is truly unique. Iv`e never seen such a variety of content in Asmr before.

"Imagine, if you will." "Picture it: Sicily, 1914," lol!!

@chxzse

3 жыл бұрын

It’s sad that nobody gets this

@kriegsman7585

3 жыл бұрын

@@chxzse hey some people still watch golden girls

The existence of a Fast Food Man that deals with Taco Bell calls for the appearance of an "Authentic Mexican Food Hombre" in the Riftverse.

@nightynight1724

4 жыл бұрын

“The Taco Hombre”

@quinnafred

4 жыл бұрын

All mexican food tastes like shitty taco bell but all taco bell tastes like shitty mexican food

@aadamawad1647

4 жыл бұрын

Quinnafred r

@juszl2999

4 жыл бұрын

Extra dimensional elote man

@Raphael-sk9pv

4 жыл бұрын

Quinnafred wtf r u talking about? Mexican food is not shitty u must be messed up in the head

I love how he keeps the "you can call me joke" fresh almost every video, its not necessarily going to make me die of laughter but in a world were keeping their humor fresh, its really nice.

I like the idea of every fast food place just funneling all of their recipes and secrets into one person

@toadboydude5015

2 жыл бұрын

Talking to you is like-

Thx so much ER this vid made me sleep for 12 hrs straight

@_brixter

3 ай бұрын

Holy crap thats half a day

@TTVGNOMEGOD69

3 ай бұрын

@@_brixter ikr I couldn’t believe it

This is one of those videos where I don’t know whether to fall into a peaceful sleep to it or watch it with utmost enjoyment for its entire duration. Perhaps both.

@chesonnor1646

4 жыл бұрын

Okay Vince Lestrade

When the video starts with "Imagine....if you will", you know you are in for a treat. The next time you are doing a "Man" video, you should have a longer pause between "imagine" and "if you will". And a longer pause the next video, etc. So after a while the pauses will be ridiculously long. That would make my day. =D

@kyriesanchez4122

4 жыл бұрын

I think this is a great idea.

The most chilling video that I have ever watched

I’m real sick rn and this vid is really helping me through it thanks man

Me: "Yeah, fast food man...ill take the McRib please." Fast food man: "we currently aren't offering the McRib...sorry."

@prettyblaq7574

4 жыл бұрын

Nick Wessels and no milkshakes either 😆

Chick-fil-A workers : ah this will satisfy the needs of hunger ER : ah this will satisfy the needs of tapping on a potato wedge 22:20

@justobi8048

4 жыл бұрын

@@hoodie4266 me to lmao

@HellboyBPRD

4 жыл бұрын

They’re waffle fries. A potato wedge is shaped like, uhhh what is it? A wedge?

58:44 the most CLEANEST Big Mac seen in my life! When I order it, it's always like a Range Rover cooked them

Very relaxing, I slept excellent and this morning I completed it to see. Now waiting for it to be 2:00 p.m. to buy all those presentations and calm my craving.

“I’ll give the bigger half to you”. After the video: imma eat this biscuit

@buttzkrieg3919

4 жыл бұрын

Ill eat your biscuit

@Ashton4foster

4 жыл бұрын

buttz krieg Nooooooo

@dennisbarrett9302

4 жыл бұрын

aaaaaaahhhhhAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

@goncalosousa8942

4 жыл бұрын

buttz krieg ill eat you, biscuit

@buttzkrieg3919

4 жыл бұрын

@ChilledPanda because everything is funnier during sleep deprivation.

Dear E.R Please, our society needs your "Ice-cream Man" Btw, i found your channel last year, but i still wonder with your ASMR's lore. I think you do it really well. Thank you for your work! Greetings from Russia. Sorry for bad english, don't blame me so much :)

@eversorassassin5432

4 жыл бұрын

Urah comrade

@senseisoup2655

4 жыл бұрын

@@eversorassassin5432 what do you think of the panzer?

@oscarpie6751

4 жыл бұрын

It feels like when ever someone puts "sorry for my bad English" at the end of their comment, their comment is near perfect grammar lmao. Also agreed

@sheagoheen4502

4 жыл бұрын

Person who doesn't have English as their first language: "sorry for bad English." *Everything they wrote was perfect* Person who has English as their first language: *has at least 2-3 grammatical and/or spelling errors in what they wrote*

@ClaytonTheCracker

4 жыл бұрын

lol the person above you has their profile picture as rhe Communist banner

Love the bag. Hopefully I will manage to find/make similar one.

I can’t stress enough how good this guy is at doing his job and putting us to sleep

"they banned video games": *i sleep* "they banned toilet papers": *real shit*

@willcarter9712

4 жыл бұрын

Quite literally lmao. Or should I say, laughing my mask off lol

@chugiron4698

4 жыл бұрын

Hot Damn that's an old format

@amirrashed771

3 жыл бұрын

My brains see's this: oh how the turn tables

me who's having local mc donalds,kfcs and fast food stores closing down: *it all makes sense now*

@DaIlasM

4 жыл бұрын

No it damm well dosent

@prajawalgurung6121

4 жыл бұрын

@@DaIlasM what?

@thedesertfox3932

4 жыл бұрын

@@DaIlasM Wat? ._.

@brokenelite1176

4 жыл бұрын

Shadow gamer 987 huh?

@pencil_1078

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no the rift is happening

Omg I've been watching this ASMR food stuff for like 2 hrs it's so addictive and this one makes me giggle too

I swear this guy makes everything relaxing, realistic, and that gives everyone the chills 😍

Me at 3am : "you got the goods?" Food delivery : "That will be $10.25 also I hate you"

@nightynight1724

4 жыл бұрын

I mean... they chose the 3am shift....

@leviakasuna2806

4 жыл бұрын

@@nightynight1724 on god 🤣💯

@NateTDOM

4 жыл бұрын

What fast food place is open at 3am tho?

@diggiepigeoneer6543

4 жыл бұрын

@@NateTDOM Where I live, we have 24 hour fast food places. They are really great for me because I usually wake up at 3am lol. (but they are shutting down because of the quarantine so 😕 )

@arafchowdhury4771

4 жыл бұрын

@@diggiepigeoneer6543 this quarantine is effecting everyone :(

38:15 "how bout one more bite?" *proceeds to shove half the taco in his mouth* 🤣

@Borgerful

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@xinsven

4 жыл бұрын

In his defense, it WAS 1 bite.

@brileykick1598

3 жыл бұрын

Comically large mouth. You wouldn’t have understood four months ago but perhaps now you will.

@worldwidewebster6224

3 жыл бұрын

@@brileykick1598 wait what the fuck...was this a meme a month ago?

God I love Rift! His channel is amazing! He keeps me laughing. And provides quality content full of ASMR!!

This man honestly makes the best ASMR vids on KZread

I heard The hand sanitizer man is in his prime right now

People : Stuck at home and can't eat fast food due to Quarantine ER : Aight imma make them feel B A D

@joaotoe2833

4 жыл бұрын

he was probably stockpiling these

@celticfox

4 жыл бұрын

Fast food is still open everywhere here, but only drive-thru and carryout deliveries. He probably didn't have to struggle to find these. Food service isn't lumped in with "non-essential" business

@balajiLILG

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly my taught

@quay8561

4 жыл бұрын

@@celticfox not in England

@celticfox

4 жыл бұрын

@@quay8561 luckily ER isn't in England

24:45 as a person who lost the tingles a while ago this brings back the good old days.

ER looks like the kinda of guy who's more powerful than the protagonist but helps anyway because he's cool and wants to train him

I got a weight-loss ad before this.

@perone141414

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@StayStizzy

3 жыл бұрын

haha

@CAPTTIGHT230

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣😂👍

10:40 Potato wedges? Homie thems is waffle fries.

@daltonfugate6634

4 жыл бұрын

Good catch, Onion Rings

@creepertermnade1067

4 жыл бұрын

Dalton Fugate you mean onion circles SMH

@mrgroyp2453

3 жыл бұрын

He's been through many rifts and dimensions, his mind has mistaken the two terms from all the adventures

@Moniker08

3 жыл бұрын

Nigga,You don't know that unless you've lived CENTURIES.

@Helvtic

3 жыл бұрын

@@Moniker08 you better be able to say that.

My dude, why would you go back to 2020? Of all the years? Frankly I’m impressed you made it back to your (relatively more pleasant) post apocalyptic world in one piece.

Snack Man: I can't really sell real onion rings. They wouldn't keep well. Fast Food Man: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move.

@Mega-Gamer-Nate

3 жыл бұрын

Pro time travler move. Through time and space.

“People call me... the fast food man” Big smoke: *WHOMST HAS AWAKENED THE ANCIENT ONE*

@thebean3579

4 жыл бұрын

OOOOOOOH NO HE HAS. 2 GLOCK 9s and a TEC-45

@berlin_42

4 жыл бұрын

whomst've hath awakened the *R O U N D* ONE

@games_fusion1393

4 жыл бұрын

@@berlin_42 Mortal kombat music in the background

@thebean3579

4 жыл бұрын

The fact I’m in the wrong house intensifies

Ah yes, a new man. But I feel like this was his cheat day so he just went all out.

@rocksculinaryjourney9468

4 жыл бұрын

That One Sentient Bagel best be greatful he didnt have a hankering for bagels

@vewitched5288

4 жыл бұрын

Random question but are you on furry amino? I recognise the profile picture and was wondering if it was you ^^

@thatonesentientbagel4043

4 жыл бұрын

Luv Peachii a what?

@frk333_

4 жыл бұрын

@@vewitched5288 furry

@frk333_

4 жыл бұрын

@@vewitched5288 amino

I can't understand how such a gem of creativity like ER could possibly shine in today's online social standards of "what makes good content that gets views". He has such a mind that could never be replaced or replicated. Live long Ephemeral Rift.

24:46 Oh, my, gaaaawwd. Feels like my back is getting carpet bombed by tingles 💥💥. Never knew or would ever think I needed to hear that sound.

Oh yeah you're a cool guy, yeah yeah I remember seeing you...can't remember when, you delivered food to my neighbor's house? I mean I don't really know you that well but that's cool. I'm friends with the Slow Food Man and Medium Pace Food Man. They come over often but sometimes they're late. Stay safe out there!

@ifeelcoke4347

4 жыл бұрын

No..

@thebean3579

4 жыл бұрын

Oh ok No

@thecabinwitch6689

4 жыл бұрын

No. your avatar is terrifying lol!

@NoEntertainment

4 жыл бұрын

Wait are you the Medium Pace Food Man? He said the same thing about me...

@boop8685

4 жыл бұрын

Am I high rn

Is it wrong that i would’ve eaten everything showcased by myself? Please tell me im not alone...

@Crustynerd

4 жыл бұрын

You are not alone my brother

@skeletonking2253

4 жыл бұрын

You are never alone

@Phoenix_Embers

4 жыл бұрын

Mood.

@Ace-jz6ty

4 жыл бұрын

I would kill for it. Nobody can stop me anyways!

@kalebtewodros

4 жыл бұрын

You wouldn't be alone in my case if China hadn't given us the Black Plague 2: F**k The Planet Boogaloo

I just discovered your channel... omg this is qualityyyyyy. 😭💗

No mukbanger will be as clean as this man.

So basically, he's a time traveller and all his other "clones" are just other instances of him coming to the time period with different things. He did ask for the century.

What happens when Professor Clemmens finds out about the Man and his clones?? We need a video in the future entitled, 'Professor Clemmens Interrogates you About the Man' or something like that

one of the most relaxing Asmrtist is here 😌❤️

No way no damn way this man just made me enjoy eating sounds NO WAY

By the heavens above! You actually recreated the chick-fil-a nuggets and potatoes spoken of only in story. From what I understand the region I live in of what was once the USA was home to a small city where chick-fil-a was the most popular fast food restaurant. For years I dreamed of tasting these deep fried pieces of poultry and the crispy salt covered potato slices. You my dear man have helped me achieve my dream!

Make another kindnapping asmr !! I really enjoyed the first one, it’s pretty old now though so maybe you should do a sequel or smth! :))

@naughtymelon6712

4 жыл бұрын

Kind-napping. Not kid-napping.

@justarandomkid3275

4 жыл бұрын

Toxic Watermelonz yes that is what I said :)

20:35 E.R just admiring his chicken Edit: 45:27 E.R still admiring his chicken

i like how this guy is just rift jumping through time and is bringing food for free and is just taking half while going to people who contacted him

Your telling me this man isn’t the most popular ASMRtist? Is everyone high?

@Xx_FANGZ_xXPocketAces

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@angryman...

3 жыл бұрын

Well if everyone is high, then no one is high. But they still need to sub to ER

@oceanic9348

3 жыл бұрын

Kirbo The Wirbo oh so true

@Shadow-oq2th

3 жыл бұрын

No we are drunk

@randommoron9892

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

When this quarantine is over, I’m going to get a Burger.

@dearestterror5234

4 жыл бұрын

You can get a burger now but it's drive through only

@BombsNBread

4 жыл бұрын

Dearestterror 52 thank you people really don’t have brains do they.

@samtownend6744

4 жыл бұрын

@@BombsNBread All restaurants including fast food are closed here in the UK. The USA is not the only country

@BombsNBread

4 жыл бұрын

Sam Townend imagine thinking I live in USA, I mean I do but so what I know we’re not the only country. But I’m sure u can still make a burger or go get one tho ok I know not always, I’m American so obviously I’m gonna think about my country first

@jakupi1304

4 жыл бұрын

@@BombsNBread ironic

Came for the asmr, stayed for the plot and the asmr

The first sauce tub thing you opened sounded very nice and satisfying

I like it how he turns his mistakes into part of the narrative, really adds some depth to the video.