“Hey wait a minute….that’s my lucky stabbin’ cap”

@zacg_

Ай бұрын

Was OJ high on speed the night of the murders? "Absolutely not" said OJ's attorneys. "And a simple test of any of OJ's blood found at the crime scene will prove it."

@cpmow831

Ай бұрын

My favorite was Ron Goldman’s last words “Hey you’re OJ Simpson!”

@JaredSIdol

Ай бұрын

My favorite OJ joke beside, "The one man who would take a bullet for you, kills you."

@milla7391

Ай бұрын

It's official, murder is now legal in the state of California

@NVzla

Ай бұрын

RIP Norm.

The best joke Norm had was reading OJ’s “saying he would take a bullet or jump in front of a train for Nicole” And Norm said that really is bad luck when the one person who would die for you kills you

O.J. can finally Rest In Peace knowing that his wife’s killer is gone.

@JudithRudyonald

Ай бұрын

How many times have you pasted this?

@TwistedReality13

Ай бұрын

It's been in every single post about OJs passing I've seen.😂

@Last_Chance.

Ай бұрын

Stop spamming. Smdh

@detroitdave9512

Ай бұрын

Very original

@AngryJT

Ай бұрын

The most overplayed meme of yesterday.

RIP OJ and Norm. They both killed.

@johns7530

Ай бұрын

If you were some sort of channel for dead spirits... I would completely believe that Norm told you do post that. He would be proud, undoubtedly!! 🤣

@jakecarpenter555

Ай бұрын

😂😂

@maxholmgren7936

Ай бұрын

deadly duo

@mefarri

Ай бұрын

Nice.

@brianbonifacio7536

Ай бұрын

Genius comment 🎉

Norm's best line was ":Too bad he never found the real killer, as he didn't own a mirror.'

@benjaminz2523

Ай бұрын

That's not his best line.

@redfaith7566

Ай бұрын

Never heard him say that

@OscarOffTheCuff

Ай бұрын

That’s a mid Norm joke. Doesn’t even sound like something he’d say

@guitarreilly

2 күн бұрын

That's literally the most basic joke ever. Are you 10 ?

@maxholmgren7936

5 сағат бұрын

that was a good one, everyone hating in the comments

Half of Norm OJ jokes were AFTER the Pres of NBC warned him that OJ was his good friend. Legend.

@fan5407

Ай бұрын

Maybe the funniest thing Norm ever said was about Don Ohlmeyer: "He's friends with OJ. I mean, if you can like OJ, you can like me!"

@CanadianOnlooker

Ай бұрын

"Norm no more OJ jokes".. Norm proceeds to write a whole segment of OJ jokes... 😂

"Well, it's finally official. Murder... is legal in the state of California."

@srb2591

Ай бұрын

They fired me cause I wasn't funny, the thing is I'm still not funny the show just sucks now lol

@fan5407

Ай бұрын

"To recap: Killing your wife, legal; killing your parents, illegal" - after the Menendez Brothers verdict

@thomasgentry6201

Ай бұрын

Yuppers fell off couch!

@iandaley2295

Ай бұрын

Neal looked a little harder, there's a pt 2 that's like 28 minutes long.

@jaybrowninf10

Ай бұрын

Still is

"OJ allowed to come back from death after coffin doesn't fit" was my favourite joke.

What people don't know is Norm didn't exactly get fired from SNL cuz of the OJ jokes. Jim Downey got fired because he was the head writer for that segment and Norm loved him so much he said if you fire him, you fire me too. Lorne asked him to stay but he couldn't do update and Norm said f*&# all that and left. True loyalty and integrity and NEVER even mentioned Downey because he respected him so much. Same way he refused to tell anyone in his life about his cancer. We love and miss you Norm. "that's my lucky stabbin cap!"

@contactgeneralemailforpubl3478

Ай бұрын

true

@AnnabellaRedwood

Ай бұрын

Another reason to love Norm!!! ❤🦋

@colinnolan2212

Ай бұрын

Where’d you hear this?

@AgendaInMind

Ай бұрын

People don’t get sick from magical flying Boogey germs. They DEVELOP the “illness” following the resolution of the upsetting event that caused it. Just like they DEVELOP cancer. If you can’t “catch” cancer, you can’t “catch” anything else. The Germ Theory has been fraud for 110 years. Repeating it over and over does not make it true.

@choptlivah

Ай бұрын

Yeah we’re gonna need a source for that one.

Imagine if Norm had been a guest on JRE? 😢

@joebenzz

Ай бұрын

Imagone if OJ was a guest 😆

@xavierpaquin

Ай бұрын

Norm knew to beware of the Death Squad

@Last_Chance.

Ай бұрын

​@@xavierpaquinactually he hung out with the death squad a lot

@ngatiwarrior6975

Ай бұрын

​@@dmac3183no

@ans05

Ай бұрын

3 hours of jokes 😅

“Well it’s official, murder is now legal in the state of California” -norm lol

The 11 minute video was just part one. There's a second video with another 23 minutes. 34 minutes of OJ jokes from Norm.

Best Norm joke was how one of the female jurors 2 kids were happy she was finally going home”And why wouldn’t they be,she lets them get away with murder”

actually, there's a video of Norm making OJ jokes that is 53 minutes long

@kittywampusdrums4963

Ай бұрын

Dude his Michael Jackson ones are equally brutal 🤣

@Nick-xo7bl

Ай бұрын

He was such a funny guy, very talented and so so clever, didn’t care about what people thought, he just did his thing and we all went along for the ride. Who am I talking about? You guessed it! None other than Frank Stallone.

@user-ml2fs2gl6o

Ай бұрын

@@Nick-xo7bl Pair that with the Clintons Norma 50 min and you got 2 hours of comedy

@jestice75

Ай бұрын

And the way I watch it, it's actually 14 hours long.

@jestice75

Ай бұрын

@@user-ml2fs2gl6o 48 hours of comedy actually, you just run it on a loop for 2 days straight.

The best was when Norm hosted the ESPYs and called out (I believe) Reggie Bush for being in the crowd. He says something about Reggie having his Heisman trophy, and no one can ever take that away from you... well, unless you murder your wife and a waiter. The crowd response is hilarious.

@johns7530

Ай бұрын

Norm was not super popular among black athletes at that event, LOL! Priceless. He had a real gift to not be able to give a F what other people think. At all.

@paulbates2626

Ай бұрын

Charles Woodson Heisman Trophy 1997 espys

@sunnyj210

Ай бұрын

Griffeys face was PRICELESS!!

@sackman1886

Ай бұрын

@@paulbates2626 Yes! You're right. I just had to go look that up because I knew Reggie Bush wasn't right, and ironically they DID end up taking HIS Heisman.

@paulbates2626

Ай бұрын

@@sackman1886 That’s messed up in my opinion. They need to give Reggie his title back to him. I looked it up on here. Norm was the man.

Norm: Do you own a doghouse? OJ: No, I don't own a doghouse. Norm: Oh, yeah? You're one them murderers.

Norm was the king of oj jokes

@jakep1979

Ай бұрын

and Frank Stallone.

@sonnylambert4893

Ай бұрын

And Chris Rock

rest in peace, Norm.

@brianshea4177

Ай бұрын

Amen.

It’s a very sad thought that OJ outlived Norm.

@maxholmgren7936

Ай бұрын

goddamn, actually made me sad reading that + I think OJ was like a decade older than Norm so double injustice

@ashketchumsdad

Ай бұрын

He didn't outlive Norm. Norm needed to get ready to absolutely roast the shit out of OJ as OJ sinks down below

@deadinthebed963

Ай бұрын

tou dont know that Yeah according to the religious people Leonie asked to ask for forgiveness anyway😂

@markmac2206

Ай бұрын

Yeah and those other 2 people he "outlived".

@adamcraig1468

Ай бұрын

I think Norm would have found that hilarious

'In his book, OJ Simpson said that he would've taken a bullet or stood in front of a train for Nicole. Man I gotta tell ya that is some bad luck, when the one guy that would've died for you, _kills_ you. You don't get worse luck than that.' - Norm

Norm was so savage....loved every minute of it.

RIP Norm

"Is he found more innocent?" Lmaooo

@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns

Ай бұрын

I was looking for someone who noticed this banger.

@lococanada8238

Ай бұрын

I caught that. Very funny

He was a slashing type of running back. A real killer on and off the field.

He fukin did it. Even the jurors knew it. A few ADMITTED it.

I've survived 9/11, coronavirus and OJ. I feel invincible

As Jim Breuer said when explaining why Norm was his favorite cast member: "Heeee just diiiiid nooooot care."

The worst part about OJ was the hypocrisy.

@walkerking3875

Ай бұрын

and the double murder

@TomsRandomTat

Ай бұрын

@@walkerking3875 it's reference to a norm macdonald joke mate

Turd Furgeson, it's a funny name.

30 minutes of Norm joking on OJ: kzread.info/dash/bejne/opiOt8-TdsSoqps.html

Video mentioned: kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZIeHuKugZLHVocY.html

I love the crowd booing him. He smiled, it was soo funny. I listened to the 30 minute youtube at work on my headphones. I was laughing my ass off.

@johns7530

Ай бұрын

To be able to smile while being booed by a crowd is real power... seriously. Love that dude. It was like he knew that if he thought it was funny, that he would always connect with people who actually had a sense of humor. And he didn't give a F about anybody who didn't have one, or if he offended them.

@mikedavis8008

Ай бұрын

Too bad he couldn't make crowds laugh like a real comedian

@TheGuerillapatriot

Ай бұрын

@@mikedavis8008 hahahaa! Except the comedians!

I was just on a Norm Macdonald binge... So good GOAT!

@JBT-bw8sh

Ай бұрын

stop saying 'goat'...its satanic

@jeffgrant8228

Ай бұрын

GOAT? Lol, not even close. He has dry humor that is rarely funny.

@taser42

Ай бұрын

@@jeffgrant8228 who do you think is funny?

@trppstar

Ай бұрын

@@JBT-bw8shI literally just did a satanic ritual to put a curse on you, and I’m not gonna tell you which curse. You’ll just have to find out

@CRFLAus

Ай бұрын

@@jeffgrant8228 It takes a certain type of person to get Norm. Joe humps stool and yells, still sells out arenas or theatres. Is that funny? Nope. Norm is, dare I say, a comedian for smarter types of thinkers.

"Hey hey, easy with that! That's my lucky STABBING hat!"

OJ was such a great football player, amazing running back, and he made some remarkable deep catches too, many ex teammates said he had killer hands...

Nice to see Miami Dolphins coach Mike Mcdaniel on the JRE podcast

@styles9956

Ай бұрын

Not even close..

@christophermanley3602

29 күн бұрын

😆

@cisium1184

27 күн бұрын

@@styles9956 27 likes and counting (vs. your 1 lowly self-like) suggests otherwise LOL

Norm lit up OJ

@charlesbetts8396

Ай бұрын

Never heard Normand unleash like that 😂

@unruley

Ай бұрын

@@charlesbetts8396 Wrong Norm

@mneugent7658

Ай бұрын

That's why he was fired from SNL.

@mikedavis8008

Ай бұрын

He laughed more at his jokes than the crowd did

@mneugent7658

Ай бұрын

@@mikedavis8008 He was smarter than the SNL crowd. And they're even dumber now. MUCH dumber.

Somebody should do an A. I. Norm Macdonald roasting the passing of O.J. ,but something tells me O.J. is already roasting.

☝️🤓 Norm had a very intellectual type of humor! 😂

@stevearkie5722

Ай бұрын

Some what tuff I would not make fun out of that man .

@johnloving9401

Ай бұрын

David Letterman said that Norm Macdonald was the smartest comic ever.

2:02 I've never heard someone summarize OJ Simpsons life so accurately

I'm not Norm is the king of KZread, he kept the man alive, his compilations are awesome.. RIP Norm.

Norm wanted to do an interview with OJ years later where he only asked OJ questions about football.

the real tragedy is that norm macdonald was never on JRE

@williampilling2168

Ай бұрын

Joe was going be on Norms podcast, had he re-launched it.

Norm was the best.

Part of me wishes oj did a death bed confession but it was for other high profile murders in the 90s.

@chipdiesel9788

Ай бұрын

Lmao that would be wild

@motorcycleboy9000

Ай бұрын

OJ killed Biggie, Tupac, JonBenet, AND the Menendez parents... but not Nicole & Goldman. DUN DUN DUNNN

@liamryan2056

Ай бұрын

Jonbenet lol

Norm always addressed what honest reasonable people were thinking, and crazily humorous

Norm is a legend. I watched that 11 minute clip with glee. He should be way more famous.

Why would you say "RIP" referring to a murderer?

Norm : " OJ Simpson died today and I think we all know who's responsible. You guessed it.......Frank Stallone"

I saw that compilation of OJ jokes and it was a rip. He was relentless. He laced a cannabis joke into a bit. He said "It's finally official, Murder is legal in the state of California". This was when they were passing legal medicinal marijuana laws in California. I gassed out laughing at Norm's stuff on OJ.

Like most of Norm's jokes, his OJ ones were hilarious. In fact, I'm going to go watch a Norm/OJ compilation video right now. It just seems like the appropriate thing to do under the circumstances 😁

Norm = Genius

Norm was the best, especially when he was dealing with O. J. 😊

Anxiously waiting to see if Joe will tell his Norm plane story again

@inforuimteschip5970

Ай бұрын

Good story though

I love how Norm is instantly brought up and remembered again. Rip Norm 😞

Just a head's up, Norm wasn't fired from SNL. They mention it briefly here, but Norm and Jim Downey were the two people writing all of the OJ jokes on SNL. Executives approached Norm after a show one night and said they were firing Downey because of the OJ jokes. Norm said, "If he goes, I go," hoping to convince them to let Downey stay. Jim Downey talks about this on his episode of "Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend."

Norm is still one of the greatest of all time.

I've watched rhat norm OJ jokes compilation at least half a dozen times in the past year lol

He wasn't racked with guilt. That's not how ASPD works.

legend of norm just grows

OJ gets to meet the real judge

@mikedavis8008

Ай бұрын

Judge fake guy

@slickjohnc1

Ай бұрын

@@mikedavis8008 deny all you want. You will meet the real judge one day too. As we all will. Try to be a little more creative though. It was almost not even worth replying to.

@MikeHawkBurns208

Ай бұрын

​@@slickjohnc1dude there is no god. Just give it up already. The rest of the world is moving on from the god hoax

@MikeHawkBurns208

Ай бұрын

There's no such thing as god

@MikeHawkBurns208

Ай бұрын

​No creativity required

Heisman trophy winner, first man to run for over 2000 yards in a season, (only 14 games back then), first for 200 yards in a game...killed his wife and got away with it...if I could accomplish just one of these feats I would die a happy man.

@sandyunderpants4376

Ай бұрын

...and you don't play in the NFL. Good luck.

Orenthal James Simpson (July 9, 1947 - April 10, 2024) was an American football player and actor. He played in the National Football League (NFL) for 11 seasons, primarily with the Buffalo Bills, and is regarded as one of the greatest running backs of all time. His professional success was overshadowed by his trial and controversial acquittal for the murders of his former wife Nicole Brown and her friend Ron Goldman in 1994. Simpson was charged with the murders, and arrested after a widely-televised incident in which he tried to flee the police in his friend's car. The internationally-publicized murder trial lasted from January to October 1995, and created racial divisions in the U.S. He was acquitted on October 3. Three years later, he was found liable for the murders in a civil suit from the victims' families, but paid little of the $33.5 million judgment. In 2007, Simpson was arrested in Las Vegas, Nevada, and charged with armed robbery and kidnapping. In 2008, he was convicted, and sentenced to 33 years' imprisonment with a minimum of nine years without parole. He served his sentence at the Lovelock Correctional Center in rural Nevada, until being paroled and released in 2017. I mean, this OJ guy - this guy was a real jerk!

@lawwdogg1digr

Ай бұрын

You failed to acknowledge some of the jurors stated the acquittal of OJ was in retribution for the police beating of Rodney King.

For OJ to have used the CTE defense in '94 he would've had to admit that he actually killed Nicole and Ron. I mean you can't maintain total innocence and also use CTE as a defense, since the CTE would've be irrelevant to the case if he was admitting he didn't do it.

OJ looking up at us 🙏🏻☝🏻

@joalco3

Ай бұрын

see this on twitter and decided to post it on youtube for some likes? nice

@JudithRudyonald

Ай бұрын

​@@joalco3forreal it's about the 12th time I've seen it, people are weird

@sardonumspa8113

Ай бұрын

Naw, that’s Ron and Nicole looking up. Ron the dealer and Nicole the user who didn’t care enough about her children to keep them away from it!

@MrDayday4641

Ай бұрын

Yeah, forgiveness is for everyone else, not OJ.

@Zackyinked

Ай бұрын

@@joalco3 i dont have twitter its full of smooth brains such as yourself

When reached for comment, Prostate Cancer said: "I will not rest until the true killer is found."

Neal looks like he's one year away from meeting up with the Juice.

@igotfriendsinlowplaces2971

Ай бұрын

Neil loves blm and therefore the juice

Saying they would have used CTE as a defence is 💯 admission of guilt

Now the real trial for OJ 🔥

Norm was not "One of the Greats" he was in his own category ABOVE the greats!

Murder is now legal in the state of California. There's a part two of the OJ jokes that's over 20 minutes and it's all gold.

Norm killed it at the ESPYS in 1998. The ending was hilarious 😂 with his OJ joke about the murders‼️ "No one can take away your Heisman 🏆from you unless you kill 🔪 your wife & a waiter"--> kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZKGct6uCmMa6kps.htmlfeature=shared

OJ RIP....that really Hertz

Brennan: "what he'd be? More innocent?" 🤣🤣

Great Running Back he sure knew how to cut through the Defense

I didn't know OJ was sick.

@JeffreyBue_imtxsmoke

Ай бұрын

Me either

@Johnnyappl3seed63

Ай бұрын

The guy was sick? Huh didn’t even know

One of my favourites. Man, I'm gonna tell ya, that is some bad luck. When the one guy who would have died for you, kills you…..

“Is he found more innocent?” is good😂

When he mentions sam tripoli but wont even say owen's name. Hahaha

Norm MacDonald is in his own tier. S++ Elite

@jeremyashford2145

Ай бұрын

fruitcake?

@johnorson6907

Ай бұрын

While Joe sits firmly in the F- tier of standups

Imagine OJ really stated "I did it" right before he died. That would've been wild

@sandyunderpants4376

Ай бұрын

Instead he posted a tweet about how healthy he is.

Neal Brennan, the guy whose head blew up at Clayton Bigsby’s book unveiling.

And the video they’re talking about is recommended right after this.

Oj went to jail for stealing his own memorabilia not killing his wife….

One thing is for sure... there will never be an unsloved mysteries episode featuring the OJ case.

That joke Killed just like OJ did twice

Norm MacDonald was the best......or so the Germans would have us believe.

Norm praising the heismann trophy winner , references OJ is awesome 😅

@johns7530

Ай бұрын

The reaction of the athletes in the ESPN crowd was priceless... Norm was not too appreciated among black athletes at that event!!

RIP Norm...gonna watch some Mike Tyson Mysteries reruns now

“Allegedly”

Norm may have been the best, but he wasn't the only one making relentless OJ jokes. Pretty much all the late night hosts were doing this on a nightly basis

@johnbull1568

Ай бұрын

How many of them were straight up calling OJ a murderer though?

OJ passes and we all recall Norm MacDonald’s best jokes about him. OJ said he wouldn’t rest until the Colombian hitmen were caught. Then he changed his statement to: I’ll sleep with a lot of hot models. RIP Norm

I didn't even know he was sick

@willymaykit1482

Ай бұрын

He was a double murderer, yes he was sick.

“I’ve been looking for that glove everywhere…”

Honestly when I first heard of OJ's death, my first words were "it's a shame Norm isn't alive to hear this, I could hear him saying this: 'Have you heard the news about OJ Simpson? *HE MURDERED HIS WIFE!**" If you've seen or heard a lot from Norm, you know exactly how it would be delivered and it would be pure comedy gold.

NORM THE G.O.A.T.

i heard lorne michaels was kind of friends with oj and told norm, "no more oj jokes norm." guess what happened next? norm dialed it up to eleven, lol!!!!!!

“…guy who murdered his wife and her boyfriend…..felt guilt..”?? Lol Joe literally said it without skipping a beat

We love Norm❤.

Norman is solid gold.