That 20% juice thing... Introducing the new fever medicine! With 20% medicine, and 80% cowbell!

@RamtroStudios

9 жыл бұрын

NEEDS MOAR COWBELL. 98% COWBELL.

@animalsofanime7081

9 жыл бұрын

But i need my water now with 20% water and 80% Foreskin!

@Metal-Man-2000

9 жыл бұрын

CoaCoa Burrito Chan The New Popcorn Now with 30% Corn and 20% Whatever the fuck we put in there

@pyromaniac4240

9 жыл бұрын

Metal Man But what's the other 50%? Pure pop?

@doomguy676

9 жыл бұрын

buy my new soda now with 10% soda and 90% tears of orphans

"Now you can pretend to help ET go home!" I have no idea why he bothered to specify that you won't actually be helping a fictional creature go home.

@Treyman-yi7ei

9 жыл бұрын

Well you're playing a board game about saving a fictional character from a movie which means you're not even the one who actually saves him It's pretty meta

@bearmasksenpai1391

9 жыл бұрын

ChickenPika i see bears

@stalk8r

9 жыл бұрын

ChickenPika Because lawsuits...?

@ChickenPika

9 жыл бұрын

stalk8rPeople would sue for that? I mean, yeah, you can sue for absolutely anything, but there'd be no worry about it being successful.

@MrOctavian2012

8 жыл бұрын

+ChickenPika id like to point out that a women won a lawsuit where she spilled her mcdonalds coffee on her lap and burned herself while she was trying to drive, which is why you always see those "contents may be hot" warnings.

"Finally we have finished Half-Life 3." *Gabe Newell turns off the TV and looks at the camera* "I can't wait for the day I make that announcement."

@Ward1706

8 жыл бұрын

+LittleAprilShower You know what, I'm gonna give 5 people radiation right now. *picks up phone* Yeah, it's the Critic. Inject them.

@linguicaguy

8 жыл бұрын

+LittleAprilShower This is just about the only Half-Life 3 joke that I find funny, sooooo good job!

@SuperCatfire

8 жыл бұрын

+Ben Ward how do you inject radiation into someone

@Ward1706

8 жыл бұрын

I was not put on this Earth to listen to meat Very Carefully.

@linguicaguy

8 жыл бұрын

Ben Ward I think anything involving radiation needs to be done very carefully to be fair.

"What is so hot, it's cool, and so cool, it's hot?" ... dry ice

@811brian

9 жыл бұрын

Nope, it's just cold. If there was anything hot in dry ice, it would cause burns.

@AOH2008

9 жыл бұрын

Brian Colborn It causes a burning sensation, and damages your skin. Hence, it feels hot, and is still cold. Objectively, it's cold; subjectively, nobody would argue that it doesn't feel burning hot. van.physics.illinois.edu/qa/listing.php?id=687

@811brian

9 жыл бұрын

can it cause a fire? is it combustible? No. And dry ice "Feels" hot, that doesn't automatically make it hot.

@AOH2008

9 жыл бұрын

Brian Colborn You've read the page I linked, right? Dry ice causes both a burning sensation, and the results of a burn. A child with a fever can't cause a fire, but they're still hot. Sunlight isn't combustible itself, but it's still hot. Your argument makes no sense, and is an attempt to justify the use of semantics. The statement still stands: by all valid judgments of "hot" and "cool", dry ice fits the stated qualifications of being so cool that it's hot, and contrariwise, so hot that it's cool. Next time you try to pick an argument, you may want to stick to the parameters of the subject.

@MrMushroom123

9 жыл бұрын

Brian Colborn at a certain temperature your body doesnt differentiate between hot or cold anymore, you'll just feel a burning on your skin. in a more scientific way, there is no such thing as hot or cold. only temperatures which lie out of our comfort zones of approximately 20°C.

My theory is that Slim Suit was just some experiment on how many people would walk around in a stupid looking loose fitting silver jumpsuit.

@thecomicnation1085

8 жыл бұрын

That's no theory, your right *I give you a trophy* here you go, you fucking genius

@xandertrejo

8 жыл бұрын

It was a social experiment!!! (in da hood) √

@Z-Mikes00

8 жыл бұрын

+MrKaiGaming mine is that its some placebo effect

@TheInkPitOx

4 жыл бұрын

I think what you actually lose is water

The Slim Suit actually does work, but the commercial is still horribly misleading. It is a sweat suit. Boxing and MMA gyms use them all the time. They are designed to trap body heat inside to cause you to sweat more and more. So you are dropping weight by dehydration. This is how boxers, MMA fighters and wrestlers drop 5 - 15 pounds in a few hours to "make weight". The weight loss is nowhere near permanent (the weight comes right back after you maniacally drink water), and if you don't know what you are doing, they can be horribly dangerous.

@metademetra

9 жыл бұрын

dacypher22 Maybe they should have hired you for marketing!

@johnalogue9832

8 жыл бұрын

+metademetra That would be a horrible idea, he's honest and citing facts.

@metademetra

8 жыл бұрын

ProbeVoyages You don't really need to like to advertise this. bringing up the science for how this make you drop an entire dress size in a pinch would be great!

@johnalogue9832

8 жыл бұрын

+metademetra No, you see, intelligent, logical statements aren't for the target audience. Most people are really dumb and wouldn't understand anyways, these days.

@johnalogue9832

8 жыл бұрын

+AntiCritic Hey, our nation isn't doing great on health, but don't you think that insult is a little old? There are more jokes about Americans being fat and lazy than jokes about France's military surrendering(the latter are funnier and better written, though).

"Finally, KZread is its own company again and they told Viacom and Disney to quit fucking with our content creators." *The Critic turns off the tv* "I can't wait until I can make that announcement."

@mariic2

7 жыл бұрын

Reaper Cocktease!

Actually, Zach was changed to Jack after a rip-off of Legos, going by the name Zaks, came into the area. They changed him to Jack to avoid "advertising" this rip-off.

@epion660

9 жыл бұрын

Andrew Marshall wow. genius rip off XD

"He sent his cosmic fleet to Mars, he's smoking crack in skimpy bars. His mind is lost in outer space, he kills to build a master race..." :D

@christophercarey3232

5 жыл бұрын

"Zack! Zack! He's a psychomaniac! Zack! Zack! He's got a wretched heart of black!" I don't know, I just made the last part up myself.

The phrase Sonic Boom will never have the same effect again.

@SuperPiposaru

8 жыл бұрын

+videobeetle8 BOUNCE PAD

@thecomicnation1085

8 жыл бұрын

Whoa! Rings!

@kumo34sans

8 жыл бұрын

what da fuck is a sonic!?

@junior214223

8 жыл бұрын

+videobeetle8 Ener-beam

@VixXstazosJOB

8 жыл бұрын

+videobeetle8 for me it has both lol XD

Each Lego set is sold separately... and costs the same amount as a video game console.

@deathofasalestactic

10 жыл бұрын

hello vivi

@88SLLS

10 жыл бұрын

TwilightVomit Not Vivi, just black mage from final fantasy 1 or 3.

@deathofasalestactic

10 жыл бұрын

88SLLS hello black mage

@88SLLS

10 жыл бұрын

likewise

@deathofasalestactic

10 жыл бұрын

hello other black mage

"Volcanos are hot, and tourists think they're cool."

@DingoWalley01

9 жыл бұрын

Jesse Rich "But the 'coolness' of a Volcano does not make it Hot. You fail the Riddle."

@kathrynwilliams7097

9 жыл бұрын

VOLCANOES RIP OFF POP-TARTS!!!

@boredom3377

9 жыл бұрын

Jesse Rich ITS NOT POP TARTS

@taimak123

9 жыл бұрын

ITS NOT VOLCANOES!

@metademetra

9 жыл бұрын

Jesse Rich Better answer: Chris Pratt. Girls think he is hot, and because he gets all the girls boys think he's cool.

"Pepsi! Now with 20% soda and 80% rusty nails!" That's not the actual formula?

@lenm.johnson1400

10 жыл бұрын

so that's why I like coke-a-cola

@lenm.johnson1400

10 жыл бұрын

maybe I should have more Pepsi

@angrytheclown801

10 жыл бұрын

I think that was Crystal Pepsi's formula actually.

Zack the Lego maniac's real name is Chris Perguidi and he is currently running a youtube channel called "thechrisanderikashow".

@PikminandOatchi

10 жыл бұрын

As for "Jack" I have no idea who he is or what happened to him.

@drwhygiveacrap9682

10 жыл бұрын

Diubeetus

@caleb7355

10 жыл бұрын

how do you even know all this???

@PikminandOatchi

10 жыл бұрын

anything Thomas Google.

@vivivivivi

10 жыл бұрын

hi chris...from total drama

Tommy Wiseau as Shredder. That's funny.

@raymond8604

8 жыл бұрын

i did not hit her

@lanfloyd7131

8 жыл бұрын

+Ash Williams "I DID NAWT SLICE HER, LEONARDO. DAS BOWLSCHITT LEONARDO, DAS BOWLSCHITT"

@MrStarscream427

8 жыл бұрын

+The Critically Acclaimed Bounty Hunter "oh hi splinter"

@bstuu2138

8 жыл бұрын

Leatherhead's my best friend

@casadilla111

8 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, what a story, Leonardo.

"We have finally made banjo threeie" *rare turns off the tv* "I can't wait for the day I make that announcement"

@burtrusfield2523

8 жыл бұрын

+Clyde J Or Half-Life 3.

@badcobra1942

8 жыл бұрын

+Burt Rusfield Or Megaman X9

@YogSothoth24601

8 жыл бұрын

+Clyde J i believe it's called Yooka Laylee.

@dragonzeroxiii2501

8 жыл бұрын

+Redstar31 Well...leave that to the fans.

@kobalt_ren01

8 жыл бұрын

+Redstar31 I imagine X9 would look like the X1 remake on PSP, just with modern high-def antialiased models and better effects.

I cracked up when he said the word "chicken mc nuggets, and meat" in the same sentence

@dracompb966

9 жыл бұрын

I was in hysterics when they didn't mention pink slime

@bren7080

9 жыл бұрын

LoneTensai I laughed myself into a fucking coma when they didn't say obese American children in the sentence, or at all

@dracompb966

9 жыл бұрын

CuteEwok SUUUUUUUUURE

@SpikeyGloveMan

9 жыл бұрын

CuteEwok ya, that's definitely chicken. That slimey stuff in the middle of "breading"

@dracompb966

9 жыл бұрын

CuteEwok key words "looks like"

I remember the white meat chicken McNuggets commercial because I had stopped eating them after biting into a nerve. I was so horrified to realize the old McNuggets were something MORE awful- but not horrified enough to not try the new nuggets

"Quaker Oats; 20% oats, 80% Donald Rumsfeld.." Makes about as much sense as 20% juice in a, 'juice product'.

@robotsnake9374

9 жыл бұрын

***** I've seen juice with 10%. It was double strength.

@robotsnake9374

9 жыл бұрын

***** I've seen juice with 10%. It was double strength.

@oren1305

9 жыл бұрын

RobotSnake Wow. Can't say I've ever seen that..

@robotsnake9374

9 жыл бұрын

***** It's Sainsbury's Double Strength Cordial. Apple & Blackcurrant

@oren1305

9 жыл бұрын

RobotSnake And it has only 10% real juice?

The Ghost-busters and Beetlejuice animated toys were the most colourful and creative toys ever.

@pinkylauren1879

9 жыл бұрын

Yes they defitnelty were! I loved them

@iluvmichaeline

9 жыл бұрын

That always made me wonder why they didn't make more ghostbusters movies than 2

@microcassettes

9 жыл бұрын

Because the second movie kinda sucked.

@CM421

9 жыл бұрын

There is a third movie on the way, although... well, from what i have heard, I don't have too high hopes for it.

@mewtastic2409

9 жыл бұрын

The Gamer What?! When I was younger I liked the second one more, but then I got the jokes in the first one. Still like the second one a lot.

This guy never fails to make me laugh.

if youve ever tested the hot water in your bathtub back in the days when hot water heaters took forever, the "so hot its cold so cold its hot" thing makes sense... hold your hand under scalding water long enough, and your nerve endings stop working properly, plays tricks on your head. So it starts to feel cold.

@GatesOfAvalon1

10 жыл бұрын

Maybe you should go to the hospital?

@AndriaTheKobold

10 жыл бұрын

Zombiefan12345 Oh nah his was when I was like, 8, and I wasn't dumb enough to keep my hand there, haa

@GatesOfAvalon1

10 жыл бұрын

Alexandria Young Ok just wanted to make sure XD

@AndriaTheKobold

10 жыл бұрын

Zombiefan12345 yeah i was a dumb kid.....

@FriendlyPinkKirby

10 жыл бұрын

But what does this have to do with Pop Tarts?

The "Slim Suit" actually worked, as advertized. If you wrap yourself in an insulating plastic bag, you will sweat. Water weighs about 8 pounds per gallon, so profuse sweating will result in minor weight loss. That is, until the resulting thirst drives you to drink it all back again.

20% juice? Seriously? Man, if that was advertised these days....

@Lietuvis0000

8 жыл бұрын

+Ixapter you dont search deep enough .

@Ixapter

8 жыл бұрын

I said "advertised", not "sold".

@hmvd22

7 жыл бұрын

You could pretty much make your car run with today's juice. 😋

That Slim Suit thing advertises weighing less when you wake up... But everyone does...

Kool-aid is notorious for being literally nothing but sugar and water. The mix crystals are just solidified glucose that gets crushed and put into little packets. The recipe calls for like, 2 cups of sugar and 4 of water and that's it. So the pre-made stuff in pouches having "20% juice " is actually a good thing, relatively speaking.

The whole charm to the Light Bright,was that you would pretty much only see it near Christmas.

I looked up on Brickpedia (the Lego wiki) and it says... "LEGO originally had their LEGO Maniac named Zach/Zack, but when an imitator made their "sets" under the name of Zaks, LEGO changed the name to Jack to avoid unintentionally advertising for this fake. They changed it back to Zach later."

Anyone else annoyed when people say "Explaination point" instead of "Exclamation point"?

And of course, the most infamous usage of Lite-Brite: the Boston Mooninite incident of 2007.

@explodingpikachu7475

8 жыл бұрын

"Lite Brite, Lite Brite, they'll give Bostonians a real bad fright!"

I was literally diagnosed with Diabetes in 2012... Screw you, Critic.

They're so hot in temperature, they're so cool as a food. They're so cool as a food, they are hot (as in popular) with people.

"Get ready to see the dumbest thing you've ever seen" You mean my brother?

Tommy Wiseau makes an awesome Shredder. "It's not true! I didn't hit April O' Neil. I did not! Oh, hai Leonardo."

I hope the next one would be Commercials Rising: Revengeance.

@CreesNostalgiaHut

4 жыл бұрын

AND he has to include "I am the creator of Ultra Games."

12:42 Actually, the body has a built in defense for extreme temperatures, like when you step on hot ground before you get in a pool in summer, it feels cold. Same way around.

That legomaniac part had me in fuckin tears

The slim suit: Silver Surfer if he ate to many Big Macs and became all baggy and wrinkly

The Shredder+ Johnny's voice from the Room= GENIUS!!!

Those are some Great Nuts.

Am I the ONLY kid who didn't make dirty images with light bright?

@chibigoth7441

9 жыл бұрын

Nope. Don't know what he's talking about. I didn't either.

@jenniferlord850

9 жыл бұрын

@cynthiautz6702

9 жыл бұрын

Me neither

@TheComedicMageTM

9 жыл бұрын

thank god I'm not the only one

@katelynpringle5506

9 жыл бұрын

I always thought it was just the guys that did it.

I lost it at the Tommy Wiseau Shredder

His name is Usagi Yojimbo, and he's awesome.

I can honestly say that I never used my light-brite to make dirty pictures.

5:13 *but she was already poring him a brimming glass of spiders*

@casadilla111

8 жыл бұрын

Spiders it is, then.

I can't help but wonder just how many people were fittingly described in the Zack-Psycho-Maniac spoof... Very sad, when you think about it.

@rloul1

9 жыл бұрын

Awesome profile pic. Castlevania for the win!

@DraculaCronqvist

9 жыл бұрын

rloul1 Indeed.

I'm diabetic. The intro to the commercial had me ready to listen, and then I just wanted to slap someone. Preferably the announcer.

Every time I hear the beginning of that Grape Nuts (2:57) commercial I keep thinking of the coffee commercial "the best part of waking up"

@Stonemask5

10 жыл бұрын

Me too

@CreesNostalgiaHut

4 жыл бұрын

Neil Cicierega - Best

right as the picture popped up at 12:07 i hear a kid shriek from outside xD

Slim Suit. You can do the same thing with a garbage bag.

I remember I never had enough pegs to complete a pic with light bright.

he should've said "Quaker Oats: 20% oats and 80% Ma-ti !!"

6:25 I like to picture an epic battle between Jack and Zack. Who is the true Lego maniac!? O_o

@emmettkrantz1520

9 жыл бұрын

Mister Niceguy Imagine them making increasingly crazy/awesome Lego creations to try and beat each other.

im pretty sure its a different child and name because it makes you feel like you could be a lego maniac aswell. They needed the name to be similar though because it wouldnt rhyme with the rest of the song if it wasnt

Dry ice is so cold it's hot, but so hot that it's cold.

I don't know why, but 8:32 is making me laugh. The noise he makes and the hair raising up is just funny to me

I guess that the juice is 20% Kooler.

I feel bad for nostalgia critic teddy ruxpin coming back this year

@kaleigh5542

8 жыл бұрын

it is

@joyeswinderman3845

8 жыл бұрын

critic!

If you've ever touched a hollow stair railing in the middle of a cold winter,you understand the so cold it's hot thing

After the teddy bear commercial I was paranoid that there was going to be a jumpscare for the rest of the video.

About the 20% juice thing, they still do that today...

@nickybuttons6443

8 жыл бұрын

Lots of Coke company Lemonade is like, 10% juice.

13:00 It's pronounced Usagi Yojimbo, check out some of the books written by Stan Sakai. A great take on Japanese historical fiction. :-)

@emilyscinema9417

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was disturbed by that until I went over to my friends house and he had one of those comics

@OzFanJames1900

8 жыл бұрын

+Cockadoodle Shimoneta (Trigged by Feminists) You're "trigged" by feminists? You're a sexist!

1:09 Wow, why did I never realize he was playing Omega Virus here? That board game was awesome! :O

@CreesNostalgiaHut

4 жыл бұрын

I bought it for my then-8 year old brother for his birthday in 1992. I always enjoyed the virus's voice; while the computer was monotonous, the virus had emotion and sounded so smug, it was hilarious.

13:49 I love how the gator has a realisitically detailed shotgun that is just painted Orange.

Zack!! Zack!! He´s a psychomaniac!!!! XD!

"that's a big twinkie"

The Transformers commercials at 17:00 and 18:18 are for the Pretenders, essentially they're Transformers with organic shells (The Autobots had human shells, whereas the Decepticons had monster shells). They're from the later years of G1, but some of the characters like Bludgeon (who had the coolest shell, essentially a skull faced samurai), Skullgrin, Metalhawk (who was a Japan only character for a while), and Thunderwing still make appearances in Transformers fiction to this day. The ones at 17:00 are the Classic Pretenders, which were older characters (namely Bumblebee, Jazz, Grimlock, and Starscream) reimagined as Pretenders.

This guy cracks me up every time.

Please tell me that last one got some kind of Psychological study named after it. Anything to know that such stupidity was not in vain

Wait, I was supposed to make dirty pictures with my LightBright? Why did I never get the memos for these things?

@RDHDE

8 жыл бұрын

What? We'll make sure you'll get the memo next time sorry bro.

@trueloveis4u

7 жыл бұрын

its ok i never did either

These "After These Messages" sound quite good. We need these exact ones as they are shown here, played repeatedly a few hours.

You are tearing me APART, Splinter!

wiseau shredder made me cry

@awsumpossum1

9 жыл бұрын

omg same holy fuck LOL

I never got the popularity of Cabbage Patch kids. My cousin had one, I always thought they were ugly looking things. Granted, I also never got the popularity of Furby either.

@pinkylauren1879

9 жыл бұрын

I was never into Furby but can kinda see why other people were,but as for cabbage patch kids? I agree. My Aunt got me one for Christmas one year and I threw it in the back of my closet,and it remained there throughout my childhood.

@TheBonkleFox

9 жыл бұрын

they were gremlins, but they were much more demonic.

@crackteon3978

9 жыл бұрын

Never got it either.

I loved how the second "pretend transformers" add could hardly even keep up with its own plot : "hey look there's pretender decepticons too?.."

Squeeze-Its! I remember those! Haven't thought of them in twenty years... That advert was unbelievable!

I had a litebrite when I was a kid. Believe it or not, I actually never made any dirty pictures with it. :P

@fatimaz.3371

10 жыл бұрын

me neither.

The bazaar thing is the slim-suit may actually work - no I do not think it helps you loose weight in itself please read the rest of the comment. I'm serious the placebo effect is very powerful, and people may subconsciously change their habits to loose weight with it. Goodness gracious the suit doesn't do a thing, but doing a research project on it may be very interesting

@AverageAsianMe

10 жыл бұрын

It helps you sweat. You can lose ten lbs of water weight in a few hours if you work out in one. It's what people use if they cut weight for a match or tournament. You do lose more calories as well.

@jeepjeepkeyblock7787

10 жыл бұрын

@thomasjenkins7506

10 жыл бұрын

AverageAsianMe absolutely. it's also extremely dangerous and has been fatal in many cases. so yeah, there's that.

@EpicWinNoob

10 жыл бұрын

Hm, where is this bazaar you speak of?

@andimason3370

10 жыл бұрын

EpicWinNoob You know what I meant otherwise you would not have made that comment.

"Lindsey, why are you late for class?" *"POPTARTS!!!"* XD

"I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOU, CRITIC!"

Oh god the squeezits O__O

Most YT'ers are probably too young to remember the Columbine school shootings.. but I remember the ensuing moral panic over metal music (and computer games, we're talking Doom now, LOL), much of it directed at Manson personally, coz the two perps apparently listened to his music. They interviewed Manson at the time, it might have even been O'Reilly himself, and probed him on what he'd say to those kids. His reply was this.. "I wouldn't say anything. I'd just listen, which is what no one bothered to do". I gained a lot of respect for Marylin Manson that day

@SQIRLDARKKON

9 жыл бұрын

What did I just post on a NC video?

@SQIRLDARKKON

9 жыл бұрын

Ignore this.

@SQIRLDARKKON

9 жыл бұрын

pls

@SQIRLDARKKON

9 жыл бұрын

Soopa saijyan people I meant to post it on another video about Marilyn Manson but I forgot which youtube tab I was in.

@soopasaijyanpeople3556

9 жыл бұрын

Okay.

I swear that slim suit came from a meeting that went something like this: "Hey Jim, want to see how many people we can get to dress up like idiot spacemen?" "Sure Frank, but can we get rich while doing it?" "Well sure, just market it as a weight loss program!" "Frank, are we the bad guys in an episode of Sailor Moon?"

the "you sucky your jimbo part made me laugh my head off

Kool-Aid Koolers make it cooler.....about 20% Cooler. YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

@kingnewgameplus3296

10 жыл бұрын

Kool-Aid Koolers make it frieza.....about 20% frieza.wait...

Teddy Ruxpin: Hi my name is Teddy Ruxpin Me: AH THE DEVIL!!! Teddy Ruxpin: Would you be my friend? *looks at me with red eyes* I HAVEN'T FORGOTEN YOU ERIK Me: AH!!! *changing the channel to watch Star Wars Rebels* Teddy Ruxpin: ERIK!!! Me: AH!!! JALLER CHANGE THE CHANNEL Jaller: Okay Erik *Jaller changes the channel to Nickelodeon*

@BlackJackel12

9 жыл бұрын

What even

@cynthiautz6702

9 жыл бұрын

nothing

@toaorangebiobeast1350

9 жыл бұрын

you lead a strange life, with freakin' bears trying to kill you and living with and just happening to know/be friends with a 7 inch lego figure.

@cynthiautz6702

9 жыл бұрын

I was making a joke

@cynthiautz6702

9 жыл бұрын

Hehe yeah right

Lol, the Pop tart chunk of the video had me crying! So funny!

4:23 - these little segments with Rob are beyond hilarious :D

I...I know the LiteBrite pic at 10:17 is SUPPOSED to look like a steamboat, but... L-look at the chimney...

I need to make a gif of all of those Ghostbusters lines, especially "You're scaring the straights". For all your gay gif needs (c)!

@zombiechicken7114

8 жыл бұрын

It was STREETS.

@NikkyKicks

8 жыл бұрын

Hmm. Makes sense. Works either way

What is so cold, it's hot, and so hot, it's cold? DRY ICE.

My God, now I'v had Zack the Lego Maniac in my head for two hours now 0_o

18:39 This one reminded me of a different scenario: Lance: Congratulations. You are the new pokemon league champion. Me: WHAT!? Lance: ... Is what would say. Me: COCK TEASE!

Sonic-boom!

@CalebCraft10

9 жыл бұрын

Sonic boooom, Sonic boooooooooooom!!!

Says "Explanation point" *Facepalms hard

"Finally, we can go to Mars." (Zoom out, turns off tv) "I can't wait for the day we make that announcement."

As long as you keep your Johnson away from the Cabbage Patch Kids, it'll all be good

@qlitch

8 жыл бұрын

+the Comic Nation 108 YOU, YOUR KIDS, YOUR WUNDER BONER, AND YOUR JOHNSON

@kobalt_ren01

8 жыл бұрын

+Glitch the Bah With 20% juice!

@qlitch

8 жыл бұрын

RobotSnake IS THAT MOM ON WET BANANA?

At the Hotwheels part... NC KNOWS WHAT A CENTIMETRE IS?? I thought he was american. Yes, being american makes me assume you do not know how long that is.

@neuerehrgeiz7816

10 жыл бұрын

And yet it's on all of our forms of measurement, right on the other side of inches.

@OneOnlyDan

10 жыл бұрын

Wait... it is? :O

@neuerehrgeiz7816

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah, lol.

@OneOnlyDan

10 жыл бұрын

BrutalAssMaster Oh. Didn't know that.

@OneOnlyDan

10 жыл бұрын

***** Judging by all the movies I thought you just used inches, yards, etc.

I just remembered at one point there was a Captain Crunch game for PC ages ago, I just remembered that

@zergscaper4714

10 жыл бұрын

I saw your comment in scariest nostalgic moments.Oh and change that avatar,at least its not Jeff.

@TheNamelessNarrator

10 жыл бұрын

a lazelon why's everyone asking me that lately lol, I run a horror channel it's supposed to be weird

@katherinekunker1419

10 жыл бұрын

The one that tried to promote being active with...those...fuzzball things that you had to make bigger and...their world was being messed up...

Apparently I spent my whole childhood watching commercials since I remember all these advertisements