Now I know where the spider guy came from.

You know what I just realized? Turbo from Wreck-it Ralph became future Dr. Smith

@jarenkilayko3910

9 жыл бұрын

tmantj1004 twat brain

@oliviermarchildon2059

9 жыл бұрын

tmantj1004 , He did not kill himself deliberatly, that is a reflex he got from the bugs that are naturally attracted to bright lights, that was not from his own freewill

@TheBonkleFox

9 жыл бұрын

that actually would be a good idea for a parody of the smith joke in a review. now if only i knew where doug got those gloves. oh, and i'm NOT painting my face white and becoming a sith lord. i'll make the helmet, but only that far. i'll just take a dip in the shower to make my skin white.

Is no one going to bring up the fact that these guys sent their ship THROUGH THE SUN and somehow didn't end up as space ash?

@arielfilmsinc1926

9 жыл бұрын

suspension of disbelief Plus travelling faster then light

@totalalloutgaming4003

9 жыл бұрын

ariel films inc yea but the only time that something went into warp time was the big bang so therefor the traveling faster than the speed of light is impossible

@TigerWing95

9 жыл бұрын

Dennis Williams Yeah to be fair that does sound like bullshit.

@TheLaserlord

9 жыл бұрын

Dennis Williams the way I'm seeing that drive working is a sort of space folding or jump drive (makes wormholes) so they didn't really go through the sun they just went into a temporary wormhole near the surface...also explains how it was adapted into the time machine because in theory wormholes can go in space as well as time

@wilhelmofcharlotte772

9 жыл бұрын

Freeze-Frame! Best. Voice. SFX. Ever.

I love you, wife.

@thecomicnation1085

8 жыл бұрын

Awkward

WAH WAH WAHHHHH!!!!!! Of Course! Last one to kill a bad guy buys the beer...

Back in 2001, Oldman and Le Blanc reunited on 2 episodes of Friends, which were hilarious. Excellent episodes.

@BronyDanProductions

9 жыл бұрын

zjovanovic10 'Is that my arse?'

@zjovanovic10

9 жыл бұрын

:)))))) Gary Oldman :)))))))

"It's right up there with Batman and Robin" Well, at least there's no Bat credit card here.

@Konrad_Wallenrod

10 жыл бұрын

A BAT CREDIT CARD!!!!!! A BAT CREDIT CARD!!!!! YOU'RE DEAD....YO'RE DEAD!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL.....KILL KILL KILL

@Reapermaskhybrid

9 жыл бұрын

Stefan_Tomislav_Tvrtko Straitjacket Brigade, detain and prepare the subject for rehabilitation!

@tristanhartup4936

8 жыл бұрын

And coincidentally, both Batman & Robin and this movie had the same writer.

you gotta admit though; Lacey Chabert (the hamster voice girl) grew up to be really, really REALLY fucking hot. plus she was Eliza Thornberry and Meg Griffin in the first season of family guy

@sperrin

9 жыл бұрын

She was in Family Guy? Another reason to dislike her then.

@TheBonkleFox

9 жыл бұрын

and she was princess elise, who you may remember from (the infamous "you know what scene" from sonic 06) TURN IT OFF!!! TURN IT OFF!!

@jerrodhesby1128

9 жыл бұрын

the g-wing lol sorry, I haven't played video games since the N64 minus a few select titles for the ps2 (kingdom hearts, shadow of the colossus, san andreas) so I don't know much about that game, but I did hear that it was atrocious haha.

@jerrodhesby1128

9 жыл бұрын

Steve Perrin and yo don't hate her just 'cause she was in family guy! lol she has some good ones out there!

@TheBonkleFox

9 жыл бұрын

Jerrod Hesby true, but that....damn...SCENE!!!

RIP Dr. Smith 2010-2015You never got that legion of SPY-DERS.

The robot was freaking badass. He had the most hammy acting (besides Oldman) and did the best part in the whole film: destroy shit.

In some cultures it might be appropriate to call others by titles instead of their personal names but in English it makes for a helluva awkward and distant conversation. "I love you wife..." ick!

Gary "I'm-fireing-my-agent" Oldman :D

@IronClawGaming

10 жыл бұрын

He really did need to fire his agent. He had to do fifth element before this.

@angryyogbuscus1578

10 жыл бұрын

Mr. Grayson, the fifth element was awesome.

@TheSufferingDarkness

10 жыл бұрын

"Fifth Element was awesome?" Are you high?!

@Marco-wp9kw

9 жыл бұрын

TheSufferingDarkness Yes and yes.

@Beanmachine91

9 жыл бұрын

TheSufferingDarkness most likely, event horizon is better

Terrorists: It was just a prank bro

@ariovistus1491

7 жыл бұрын

You monster! Get it because profile pic

So the daughter/scientist had to recalibrate the systems because the guy from Friends is heavier than expected but then they have a stowaway and that isn't what causes the malfunction? Sigh...

I'm just going to pretend this is one of those bad movies Joey was in.

Okay, how the flying fuck do you take intergalactic travel and colonizing other worlds and make it boring? Lost in Space, that's how.

I know someone who hates critics why? Because they're negative. That's like saying you hate bakers because they make pastries, or saying you hate firefighters because they put out fires!

i enjoyed this movie as a kid

@K1ng0f4ce

10 жыл бұрын

I love ur profile pic

@thehoosierfortheUK

7 жыл бұрын

I walked out of this movie as a kid. 8 years old mind you!

I'm sorry... it must be done... 17:49 "Do you remember what I taught you about Friendship?" Robot: ...Friendship... is... Magic?

@MsGuinhodias

10 жыл бұрын

"Come on say it" - Fluttershy

I don't know why the Critic thinks that the amount of money behind the movie would make it any less bad. Look at Man of Steel.

@Marco-wp9kw

9 жыл бұрын

"You don't want to sell me death sticks.", "You want to go home and rethink your life."

@GeneralKenobi75

9 жыл бұрын

Marcos Vazquez Hey, that's my line.

@Marco-wp9kw

9 жыл бұрын

GeneralKenobi75 Sorry General!

@GeneralKenobi75

9 жыл бұрын

Marcos Vazquez That's alright, it's a good line anyway.

@TheBonkleFox

9 жыл бұрын

disproven! foodfight had 65 million dollars!

In the movie's defense they said "the world's nations," not "all people." Terrorist organizations don't answer to or represent nations, so that idea is totally possible in a world without international conflict.

"i love you wife." hahaaa

@Konrad_Wallenrod

10 жыл бұрын

"whatever your name is"

@Gasoline85

10 жыл бұрын

I have it written down somewhere, but I can't be bothered to look.

@MrRaymangouw

9 жыл бұрын

Gasoline85 Hey, Devil Boner.

3:30 Am I the only one reminded of the original General Zod?

"How can they throw so much money at something and have it turn out THIS bad?!" Ohh, critic.... It's weird how innocent you used to be before After Earth and Jupiter Ascending came out.

Man dogs can hear her when she speaks.

this movie was actually written by the same guy whom wrote batman & Robin!

@spikeharusame

10 жыл бұрын

no wonder it sucked so bad

@GabyGeorge1996

10 жыл бұрын

That makes way too much sense

@bloodlustpenguin1021

10 жыл бұрын

No he wasn't Schumacher wasn't involved at all

@GabyGeorge1996

10 жыл бұрын

schumacher was the director, not the writer, of batman and robin

@RiverOfWetness468

10 жыл бұрын

It really isn't surprising at all. But would you believe that Akiva Goldsman also wrote A Beautiful Mind?

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

I got this movie in a cereal box when it came out. The producers thought they would make more money from general mills sales than actual dvd sales.

"this cold war just got hot"...what?

@Marco-wp9kw

9 жыл бұрын

Djinn Edwards Maybe because everybodies barrels are cold as well.

@adrianshephard6321

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah, even at the time I wondered what the hell he meant by that also... I thought because of the cold emptiness of space, but yeah what the fuck? Lol!

I love how you added the Gone with the Wind background music in the scene when he says "I love you, wife".

I'm sorry but, since Friends, I can't watch Matt LeBlanc without laughing at him.

The first time I ever saw a DVD (yup, I'm old now), it was Lost in Space. My Mom and I could not get it working at all, so I never associated anything good with this movie. And what a surprise....

@Gasoline85

10 жыл бұрын

The first DVD I saw was The Phantom Menace..

If there's ANYTHING Hollywood has proven millions of times, it's that a bigger budget doesn't make a movie better. So that's how it could be this bad with so much money behind it, Critic. Money doesn't mean anything in Hollywood, except when a group of executives is discussing how to MAKE money.

@chinococoa6743

8 жыл бұрын

+Spencer Whiteway So true!

7:44 "Announce Mission Objectives Repeatedly. Announce Mission Objectives Repeatedly." 8:14 "Continue heavy acting. Continue heavy acting." 18:18 "This scene is too cliché! This scene is too cliché!" That always cracks me up! That always cracks me up!

Are we sure Hurt wasn't the Robot?

I emotion you as well, fellow supporting character.

You know a movie is irritating when even the clips of it on a Nostalgia Critic review are irritating.

Its funny how people trash 90s flicks like this, Armageddon, Independence Day, etc for being "stupid or dumb". Yet Transformers and The Fast and furious sequels still make hundreds of millions for being the same way.

@sperrin

9 жыл бұрын

But Fast & Furious, Transformers, etc are still "stupid & dumb" and also get trashed for it.

I had one of those robot toys from this movie, it was actually a pretty awesome toy

@marcusbierman5310

10 жыл бұрын

Me too.

@eddieolshefski6467

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@MojoChino

6 жыл бұрын

Yup, played with it til it eventually broke

"you get no continental breakfast"

@supa250

9 жыл бұрын

i love the way it was delivered too

i cannot take Matt Leblanc seriously

@thedantanic948

9 жыл бұрын

Aditya Hariharan Yeah, he seems like a comic relief character. I laughed my ass off at the ego scene.

@adityahariharan3747

8 жыл бұрын

***** yeah I was watching that the other day, its pretty good, I was pleasantly surprised.

@petewadesays12

8 жыл бұрын

+General Zoland I hate that asshole. So, Episodes, was a bit of a magic surprise. He rules on that show. The same way stupid Phoebe has The Comebacks and is hysterical. do you know if they are gonna have another season of Episodes or not?

@petewadesays12

8 жыл бұрын

Another person like that is Jenna Elfman. She was hysterical in Krippendorfs Tribe....but Dharma and Greg ..not once.

"We have a chipmunk for a daughter, our other daughter is Rollergirl."

"Gary-I'm-firing-my-agent-Oldman" LMAO and at 17:15 the spider-monster scared the shit out of me as a kid!

Matt Leblanc in this movie is like a bad ripoff of Zapp Branigan.

@yungslyme4341

7 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't Zapp be a good ripoff of Matt Leblancs character

"I love you, wife."

Thank you! I was trying to remember where I heard that voice.

hard to believe THIS was the film that broke Titanic's streak of being #1 at the box office every weekend from mid-December to the first of April. dear god were we bored or something?

I always thought penny was smokin hot.

@mrmanepic1456V2

9 жыл бұрын

Or smokin pot.

14:17 I swear to God, Nostalgia Critic is half dinosaur.

*complete monotone* "I love you wife." I CAN FEEL THE EMOTION POURING OUT OF THE SCREEN AND INTO MY HEART!

The moment he said "I love you wife", I thought of the Abyss.....cannot believe they did that.

Every living thinh has a heart? Plants too?? Seriously, if this kid is a genius, the average IQ in this movie's 2050's is around 20!

@SuperHman03

10 жыл бұрын

well if you stretch the meaning of heart like a piece of super putty then a plant's "heart" could technically be it's roots, sucking in moisture. really streeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch that meaning though.

@Konrad_Wallenrod

10 жыл бұрын

Good point, but as you've put it- it's really streeeeetching. If you go that far, robot's heart is his power cell, but I don't think our boy-genius was smart enough to make the connection.

@SuperHman03

10 жыл бұрын

1683jansobieski I don't think the producers were smart enough to make that connection haha.

@Zeithri

10 жыл бұрын

Or you could look at it from a philosophical standpoint.

@SuperHman03

10 жыл бұрын

Rainversey Or maybe the movie just sucks.

The daughter character is annoying, but really hot. I mean, you can still enjoy her without having to hear her weird voice....

Its funny how Doug says "This is right up there with Batman and Robin" considering both were written by the same writer, Akiva Goldsman

@bored_person

8 жыл бұрын

I'm never gonna hire that guy.

The way the Doc Smith(Nostalgia Critic in a costume) said that NC catchphrase sounds like Calypso's ending catchphrase "I am Calypso and thank you for playing Twisted Metal."

Still love how right at the very start of the movie Doug complains about the statement that the nations are no longer at war by claiming that there is no peace since there are terrorists. It's almost like he considers terrorists to be representative of their countries :P You can have world peace but still have terrorists. The definition of world peace is that the nations of the world are at peace. It's like you can have a peaceful country that still has criminals. As much as they were trying to make Matt Le Blanc look like an asshole, it's the chick he flirts with that has a real attitude problem. Sure, he asked her for dinner, on the first meeting and so soon that would be very inconsiderate and forward but then she essentially insults him for being a war hero... Those people that have kept people like her alive long enough to even get this mission to another world set up... oh forget it. I don't even want this movie to try and explain what a "Fusion Pulse" is.... At least try to sound scientific instead of what an 8 year old thinks sounds scientific.

@samiam2088

10 жыл бұрын

Just because someone fights to keep you alive, does not mean s/he is entitled to sex as a reward. Saving someones life does mean that said saved person owes and, must repay, with that life. People aren't slot machines where if you put in something good, eventually sex will come out. Either you fight for human life and dignity or you can STFU

@FernieCanto

10 жыл бұрын

"It's almost like he considers terrorists to be representative of their countries" And how is that a mistake? *pa-bum, pssssh!*

@dukespubber741

10 жыл бұрын

samiam2088 True, but a simple "Maybe some other time" or just "No" would have sufficed.

@samiam2088

10 жыл бұрын

Matthew Cavalier I think the lack of politeness in her response is equivalent to the rudeness of his approach in the first place. Notice how he never actually exhibited any interest in her work, interests, or character (you know, HER, as a person), but makes crude innuendo to her in front of and to her father "thats a cold fish I'd like to thaw?" within earshot? Are you kidding me? To get a complete picture of the situation, he took the liberty of disrupting a woman he doesn't know while she's working, no consideration of etiquette, personal boundaries, or safety (what if she was handling something dangerous?) and then insulted her, in public, to her family. That is not deserving of a polite "no thank you," its deserving of exactly what he got. Here's a really good tip, don't insult a woman you want to ask out on a date, its a shitty strategy.

@mandowarrior123

10 жыл бұрын

Since when did world peace not include civil war and acts of terrorism?

if star wars taught me anything, you will die if you travel through a star in hyper space

THANK YOU! I was wondering when he'd shout Exterminate in the most derp voice possible.

The beginning where he says, "l l l lower" is one of my favorite parts. It just sounds funny to me and laugh every time.

Where have I heard Penny's voice before it sounds, squeakily familiar. . .Eliza Thornberry is that yo?

@RiverOfWetness468

10 жыл бұрын

Gretchen Wieners...? Meg Griffin in Season 1...?

@DevilManZe

9 жыл бұрын

no, i think she played stereotypical teenager in EVERY SINGLE MOVIE THAT HAD ONE

@adampoole948

9 жыл бұрын

Lacey Chabert played Eliza Thornberry on the Wild Thornberry's cartoon and meg Griffen on the first season of Family Guy. .and she even was a character on Sonic SatAM... oh. and Zatanna on Young Justice too

@colin3ds1

9 жыл бұрын

The chipets

@MrAlcazar

9 жыл бұрын

Adam Poole Yes, and even then her voice was grating.

Spiders!!

The credit's song (a remix of the 60's Lost in Space theme) was made by Apollo 440 and it was a top 10 hit in the UK back in 1998.

To be fair to Gary "I can play literally any character you need and be memorable" Oldman, he was pretty faithfull to the original Dr. Smith from the show. Of course the original (can't remember the actor) was legendarily hammy, so his Smith was actually a bit understated. Oh, the pain...

Hey, Joey is in this movie. Yeah, it`s Joey.

I thought the movie was shit even as a kid. I dont even remember what it was about. I did love how the armored mask went on the one guys face.

@alucard624

10 жыл бұрын

That was definitely one of the best moments of the film. Ironically that was done because Matt LeBlanc was unavailable for filming that day so they used a double, hence the kickass armor helmet.

@Daikkenaurora

10 жыл бұрын

He should have been unavailable to film for the rest of the movie.

WAAA WAAA WAAAAAAAAAAA those moments were gold

4:45 that tiiiiiny squeaky sound you get when you rub two pickles together

I was pulled in by the trailers of this movie as a kid and it was already out on vhs so I asked my mom to buy it cause it looked really cool after watching it I apologized to my mom for spending money on this piece of shit movie

@Netreek

10 жыл бұрын

ok. That comment reminds me really about the time of me and my father when I wanted to have the movie Back to the Future 3. I also regretted it.

8:53 ZA WARUDO!

I love Doug's impersonation on Dr. Smith. Spiiidahs! A giant legion of spiiidahs!

thank you for being a sane and polite youtube commenter!

Lost in Space was the 1999 version of Interstellar.

@samharradence5689

8 жыл бұрын

Except Interstellar was better.

@verycoolnin

8 жыл бұрын

Not by much!

@samharradence5689

8 жыл бұрын

Your opinion.

@verycoolnin

8 жыл бұрын

No shit, it's my opinion. I wrote it!

@samharradence5689

8 жыл бұрын

>You imply everyone thinks the same way

FREEZE FRAME!

the thing with the lighting opera lady: that's...just...silly

"Forgeta doctor Smith!" OH MY GOD HE REFERENCED ME! I FEEL SO LOVED! XD

SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDERS

I love you wife

You Sir just won my respect for using Richard Wagner's Tannhauser "Pilgrim's Chorus" in the goodbye scene.

i swear that "i love you wife......." is the most heartwarming thing ive ever heard...

Dr. Smith and Will,Smith and Will,Will and Smith,Will Smith, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wanted the fuck the chipmunk so bad when this came out

@26Orcaluv

9 жыл бұрын

What?

@LeriObba

9 жыл бұрын

`The girl man. The squeeky one.

@colt45604

9 жыл бұрын

Bob Jones kind of agree, she was hot

@rdsasuke1

9 жыл бұрын

Bob Jones yea she was a babe

@theAngryscotman

9 жыл бұрын

Bob Jones yeah she's kind of too young in this (I'm assuming you were around the same age) but she's hot as hell in her later stuff.

Oh man I'm so happy I watched it in spanish so I didn't need to deal with Penny's voice xD

I saw this when I was a kid...and I really liked it!!!!

At least it didn't have a frucking idiotic human carrot or talking dragon characters like the TV series had. Its still WAY better that Battlefield Earth

Penny reminds me of Peridot from Steven Universe. A much more annoying, unlikeable version of Peridot.

@alexanderfix3629

7 жыл бұрын

The girl who played Penny is Peridot's voice actress.

@lordfawful1229

7 жыл бұрын

No, Penny is played by Lacey Chabert, Peridot is played Shelby Rabara.

@alexanderfix3629

7 жыл бұрын

Lord Fawful I'm going to be honest, I wrote that going on the number of other people who think Penny's actress plays Peridot without actually checking it. Thanks for correcting me.

I just fucking realised that the Cyclo is Spoony. I hate him personally, but how could I not see it was him? Pretty much the only time I liked his cameo.

17:59 he mentioned forgetting logic, this just reminded me of "kick logic out the window and make they impossible possible" congrats on anyone who gets the reference

I am so happy that Lacey Chabert, the younger Robinson daughter, got HOT, (just watch the 2005 movie-teen comedy DIRTY DEEDS, it stars Milo Ventimiglia), and that her voice does not sound like, well like it sounded here. Anyway, this movie was a MAJOR disappointment, And the original TV show was, well, 1960s terrible, which is, in modern terms, SO VERY TERRIBLE.

Lacey Chabert.....always hot.

You sir, had the balls to say what we were all thinking while too afraid to say it.

Lost in Space. The pile of shit that bumped Star Trek.

Is chipmunk girl the voice of Peridot from Steven Universe?

@JaelinBezel

8 жыл бұрын

The difference is most people like peridot.

thank you for being a sane and nice youtube commenter!

Fun fact Guys. Back in the day Gary Oldman gave a cheeky interview to a Mexican magazine called "Cinepremiere" in which he candidly said that he had accepted the role because he was tired of being offered only villains and didint see Dr. Smith as a bad guy but as a misguided idealist. He also said that he used his paycheck from this space turd to get "Neil by mouth" made and it was well worth it.

Gotta admit they did a shit job on a great tv series.

T.V. was better

Films like "Lost in Space", "Twister", "Independence Day", etc. from the 90's will always be in the "Guilty Pleasures" section of my heart. I was born in '88 and grew up in the 90's, so sadly, a lot of the films Nostalgia Critic has reviewed from the 80's and 90's are films I grew up on, either seeing them in theaters in the 90's, or watching my older sister's video tapes from the 80's. So unfortunatly, I still enjoy this film, even if it's only for the nostalgia of seeing it as a child.

When I was a little kid I absolutely loved this flick

This movie's attempt at copying the TV series camp tone was even more pathetic... But then again... Jar-Jar Binks aborted fetus... that joke alone nearly (nearly) made the movie's existence worth it. But then, when they're saved by "the power of friendship"... well, it was so embarrassing... it still is. I couldn't watch that scene again, had to skip this part on this video.

First sign of Doug trying too hard I've ever seen since I've started to see his reviews. 14:23 6:36 and 4:16. Talking about being obnoxious.

@dodapictures2141

6 жыл бұрын

benomidfinger Jerk

@dodapictures2141

6 жыл бұрын

You're the obnoxious one hater of awesomeness