“I don’t want to cuddle with my sleep paralysis monster” *coward*

@phaeina6719

5 жыл бұрын

i was abt to say the exact same thing is the human race just one horny hive mind?

@hotelvictortango

5 жыл бұрын

Phaeina yes, have you seen the fallout speed sex runs

@broster9211

5 жыл бұрын

My sleep paralysis monster is just a giant fricken shadow so idk what to do D:

@palerider9952

5 жыл бұрын

Okay, but imagine the possibilities of cuddles with bf Saibot. He can create a body double for your maximum comfort and protection. I mean you'll get portal sludge all over you, but sacrifices must be made for the perfect goth bf.

@broster9211

5 жыл бұрын

Mae-Neau He reminds me too much of my paralysis demon and that guy’s a god damm a-hole. Also me no like the sludge b

Girl: “wanna cuddle?😉 Raiden: *“I must consult the elder gods”*

@recklessabandon5678

5 жыл бұрын

And if she says let's hook up he goes full Frollo.....BECAUSE RELIGION

@Daeneiracorn

4 жыл бұрын

or guy. no discrimination

@Honsanmai

4 жыл бұрын

heh heh heh heh... ...sorry

@dmod3350

3 жыл бұрын

“Liu kang, I need you help talking to a girl... this mission is so perilous I might accidentally kill you.... again”

@SsnakeBite

3 жыл бұрын

@@dmod3350 Yes... "accidentally".

“Her personality is just... *woman* ”

@thesestrangerslikeme

4 жыл бұрын

alsoshesasandyhooktruther

@OcirusWolf

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesestrangerslikeme Best laugh this week, thank you Brian.

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesestrangerslikeme That "also" hit me like a sock filled with quarters.

@TheUncannyDani

3 жыл бұрын

My personality is also just... woman. I'm not even a woman.

@breakfast3006

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheUncannyDani unbelievably powerful trans energy

ngl when he said "four strong arms to hold you, one strong heart to love you" my heart skipped a beat

@kilo3989

3 жыл бұрын

I like that line, but "Telekinesis, baybee!" just has some weirdness energy to it that jives right with me *shrug*

@auntvivienne8669

3 жыл бұрын

Yo me too

@user-dd4jo9zd9d

3 жыл бұрын

I heard "four strong arms to hold you, one strong arm to love you," and genuinely tried to figure out where the fifth arm was coming from.

@transbiologistthetransesto7956

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-dd4jo9zd9d Wait that's not what he said???

@ozu2647

3 жыл бұрын

JJ yeah i totally thought it was a sex joke

the raw emotion in "there's red bull in this mug. HYAAA-" frightens me

@mfitzburger5137

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, it's a very specific brand.

@thrownstair

5 жыл бұрын

I was briefly scared that Brian was going to leap out of the screen and kick my whole ass

@chrisnolastname1464

5 жыл бұрын

Never give him redbull

@jbaby362

4 жыл бұрын

I got so hyped

@teddybaker4759

4 жыл бұрын

Give him all of the Red Bull.

Broke: Fighting each other to the *_death_* Woke: Cuddling it out and handling the situation peacefully

@writershard5065

5 жыл бұрын

Everynody should know that the true answer to conflict is clear communication. What better way to communicate than to chat while in the arms of a great cuddler?

@dillankempter5780

5 жыл бұрын

F R I E N D S H I P

@Soaring_lizzard

5 жыл бұрын

Broke: Mortal Kombat Woke: Immortal Kompromise

@physical_insanity

5 жыл бұрын

Boring! But also hot.

@palerider9952

5 жыл бұрын

Christopher Moon Shao Khan came into power because of his giant muscle tits being perfect cuddling material.

"Do not attempt to cuddle this skinless meat man" If I had a nickel for every time someone has said that about me.

@wagonfruitpiano6480

4 жыл бұрын

I know this was a month ago but desperately I need to know how many nickels you would have

@KassiusCalix

4 жыл бұрын

I also desperately need to know

@cameronscott9399

4 жыл бұрын

So you're circumsized then?

@halleycapra

4 жыл бұрын

you you what

@paladin_2164

4 жыл бұрын

I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

Also in Fujin's tower ending he uses the hourglass to experience a timeline where he's born as every race, gender, religion, sexuality, etc, specifically so he can understand how EVERYONE IN EVERY REALM FEELS. Fujin is the wokest bae.

@bananabanana484

2 жыл бұрын

Does that mean that he experienced all 7,000 fungus genders? Mad lad.

@2dtrash19

2 жыл бұрын

New favourite Mortal Kombat character right here

@SorowFame

Жыл бұрын

@@bananabanana484 trust me, it just plain isn’t worth it without the fungus genders

@demiurge2501

Жыл бұрын

@@bananabanana484 the WHAT

@jabelzwavelz9124

Жыл бұрын

Seems like he'a virtue signalling to me

The erratic dancing at the beginning immediately followed by "There's Redbull in this mug" is a peak example of BDG energy

@andyporter5494

5 жыл бұрын

TheToxicZombie HIYAH

@fen4613

5 жыл бұрын

Am new here; read BDG as Big-Dick-Guy. Was very confused.

@UltimateLegendwillliveforever

5 жыл бұрын

TheToxicZombie we work hard to put effort in our vids!! Pls check us out and give some feedback 🙏🏽

@doge3400

5 жыл бұрын

TheToxicZombie, they “HYEAH” at the end is every show

@spammyshot8749

5 жыл бұрын

MHmm I agree

Brian: "I'm not dancing this season" Also Brian: "MORTAL KOMFORT! BADUMBADUMBADUMBADABA"

@myboy732

5 жыл бұрын

Komfort lol

@Maradrafts

5 жыл бұрын

Aren't we glad this canon plot point was retconned!

"Self-shipping is cringe." they said. "Why are you imagining what it's like to cuddle a fictional character?" they said.

@purplepedantry

28 күн бұрын

"Why are you imagining what it's like to cuddle a fictional character?" For Brian, it's science. For us, it's because we need that fictional character to hold us or we'll basically fall apart. :

I’m here from the future, Fujin has proven to be exactly what Brian said he was in the modern canon. A mortal loving soft-heart.

@toastycafe

3 жыл бұрын

That’s actually really cool! :)

"Her whole personality is woman" That describes 90% of 90's characters

@blarg2429

5 жыл бұрын

Even the male 90's characters?

@Fruckert

5 жыл бұрын

Brave of you to assume 90% of 90s characters are women

@Yal_Rathol

5 жыл бұрын

@@blarg2429 yes, though they generally either get described in terms of a single word, like "guns", "red" or "angry".

@lapsedpacifist1

5 жыл бұрын

alsoshesasandyhooktruther

@KaiPlews

5 жыл бұрын

@SweenerButtz well you could at least break man into 3 categories: gunhaver, knifehaver, and kickpuncher

since he cut his hair and grew out that sick 'stache brian both looks like somebody's father and somebody dressing up like their father simultaneously

@SolaireFlair

5 жыл бұрын

He looks like the creepy uncle that makes you let him video tape you in his basement.

@ringc95

5 жыл бұрын

This is the kind of content I live for

@imnotdoingthisforfun

5 жыл бұрын

He’s a father that’s dressing as himself, because the self is only a construct

@Ash-hl2mr

5 жыл бұрын

The nail polish completes the look.

@Ash-hl2mr

5 жыл бұрын

The nail polish completes the look.

The Sub-Zero one was gold. “You know those people who think it’s funny to touch you with cold hands?” And then it just ends 😂😂😂

@CallMeMimi27

Жыл бұрын

my ex though it was funny to put her ice feet on my back when we slept. in my defense im a furnace due to dry skin, i don't sweat i just get hotter.

@sentientmustache8360

Жыл бұрын

@@CallMeMimi27 i’m the opposite, i’m a storm god that will unleash a flood at the slightest rise in temperature

@centenia5040

Жыл бұрын

There's no need to even finish it. We all know what he meant

@standingdoor7077

9 ай бұрын

@@sentientmustache8360 🤣💀o7

@standingdoor7077

9 ай бұрын

@@sentientmustache8360 "Listen,SOME OF US SWEAT, from the moment we wake up, to the moment we go to sleep, some of our BODIEEES, are betraying us CONSTANTLY." -Brennan Lee Mulligan

"Steer clear of this knife pervert," destroyed my entire soul.

@dadprom

3 жыл бұрын

(Kiryu Kazuma slides a photo of Goro Majima across the table)

@RetepAdam

2 жыл бұрын

New Japan Pro Wrestling main event storyline for the past few years.

@nathaliem3423

Жыл бұрын

Me after I broke up with one of my ex boyfriends

I love that the "Emotional Availability" vs "Physical Risk" grid is actually a pretty legitimate setup that could be used to judge potential real life relationships.

@likira111

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, the physical risk here mostly comes accidentally and if you're willing to physically hurt your partner I wouldn't call that emotional available.

@FishCatsu

4 жыл бұрын

Replace physical risk with financial/legal risk?

@Kuaheak2018

4 жыл бұрын

@@likira111 I'd replace it with "sexual experimentation"

@skeetsmcgrew3282

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kuaheak2018 Idk, I feel like unless you are boring af you objectively want that to be above the center. Maybe sexual risk though, like likelihood of accidentally (or purposely) injuring you during sex is an important factor. I've never dated a really tiny lady but that always seems like a real problem if your girl is 94 pounds

@likira111

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kuaheak2018 sex drive maybe? Too much and too little. Assertiveness? Too little and your partner lets you walk all over them to please you, too much they criticize everything about you. Stability/ecitement? too little and nothing ever happens and the relationship is dull, too much and the relationship is an endless cycle of extreme highs and lows.

"There's Red Bull in this mug *_H I Y A H"_* Never before have I seen a better example of what Red Bull does

@crowspeaches5123

5 жыл бұрын

Cat Lamp I saw the name then I saw the photo. Thank you, Cat Lamp.

@mimmikibilly

5 жыл бұрын

PMS does the same thing.

@orbsorbs8465

5 жыл бұрын

Cat Lamp It’s so t r u e. Also is that lamp in your pfp real? Because I need it.

@catlamp9894

5 жыл бұрын

@@crowspeaches5123 I live to bring hope and happiness to those less fortunate than I

@catlamp9894

5 жыл бұрын

@@orbsorbs8465 Indeed. Is it not majestic?

"cassie is less edgy and violent" **punches her hands inside her dad's open chest just to take a selfie**

@Dracinard

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, for Mortal Kombat that's pretty chill. All of these people would be riiiight down in the bottom right in any wider analysis.

@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong

3 жыл бұрын

Considering Mortal Kombat is a franchise where "friendly sparring" spills more blood than an alcoholic vampire raiding a Red Cross center, that's pretty chill.

@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754

3 жыл бұрын

*punches in people’s balls (or…vaginas?) with no remorse*

There is an underlying implication with each review that BDG has personally cuddled and tested each character before making this video.

@Firedragon-nd1ck

2 жыл бұрын

he did

@razamirza5841

8 ай бұрын

It took weeks to get those bugs out after D’vorah

"why spend hours of time in therapy confronting your flaws...when you could just touch this dogman?" best line ever

@JoeBurkeZerk

4 жыл бұрын

Furries

@anothercoda3403

4 жыл бұрын

Lolyeess. Said the entire furry community

@yixuu

3 жыл бұрын

legoshi from beastars

@formerly_human

3 жыл бұрын

*touch the dog*

@sealedtugboat9965

2 жыл бұрын

People commenting about furries apparently haven’t ever had the therapeutic experience of petting a good dog.

i am absolutely furious that he managed to describe my highschool boyfriend in a single sentence

@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

5 жыл бұрын

Halcyon Claire Which...Which sentence?

@halcyonclaire7179

5 жыл бұрын

@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 5:36

@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

5 жыл бұрын

Halcyon Claire That seems obvious now that I think about it, but having forgotten about that specific line, practically any of these descriptions would have been apt.

@theweakestbrazilianmale3398

5 жыл бұрын

''Skinless meat-man''

@halcyonclaire7179

5 жыл бұрын

@@theweakestbrazilianmale3398 yep i dodged a real bullet there

When he was talking about the Micheal Cera category as "your high school boyfriend" it was so accurate that it forces me to wonder if bdg was/had a clingy high school boyfriend

@sethamederat5841

2 жыл бұрын

probably both lets be real for a second here

@chrisc9526

Жыл бұрын

I watched this video at first before I had a girlfriend, and then I rewatched it recently and at that part I was like "Ohhhh, it's me! I get it now."

no one's gonna mention that pat gill literally wrote the bit about anti imperialism? no? just me? alright. i see you, comrade patrick.

@Torma25

3 жыл бұрын

lol Pat does shit like that all the time.

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

Talk about a woke bae.

@yurigouveawagner9432

3 жыл бұрын

he is constantly giving me life

@kevinwillems8720

3 жыл бұрын

@Bryce Plummer why are you bringing them up?

@coyotedomino

3 жыл бұрын

@Bryce Plummer your first comment seems to imply that communism is inherently like the USSR, which it’s not.

I am sad, because after Brian David Gilbert grew his mustache and cut his hair, he and Patrick Gill no longer look like pallet swaps of the same character model.

@crychan

5 жыл бұрын

Angry Yogbuscus we cant put one of them in smash and make the other one an echo fighter now :(((((

@miacarbone1479

5 жыл бұрын

crychan no, look at it this way. New bdg is the alternate model skin for the same character. Like bayonetta

@mozarteanchaos

5 жыл бұрын

this is the only valid criticism of the mustache honestly

@Cptncatastophic

5 жыл бұрын

It's sad, mainly because I also have the same hair and now we don't smh

@ashperdue6042

5 жыл бұрын

He has become the Alolan form

You lasted 2 episodes and now you’re dancing again

@LlamaKing9000

5 жыл бұрын

Not even two full episodes. Seconds into episode 2, he broke

@jj66123

5 жыл бұрын

This is exactly what I wanted to happen tbh

@Mr-wb6bi

5 жыл бұрын

afhgrgvshbjb I knew someone else noticed

@Luca-lp2vk

5 жыл бұрын

called it

@Kenneth_A_H

5 жыл бұрын

I knew it

BDG, previous episode: "I'm not dancing this season" BDG, this episode: *dances twice*

7:22 *a major himbo with a nice jock energy, this dude is a soft as his beautiful downy hair*

@suitov

3 жыл бұрын

Yup. He was my front runner until the dog guy showed up. Who doesn't like a cuddle partner who appreciates belly rubs?

Can someone be chaotic and lawful at the same time? BDG radiates an incalculable energy.

@nessesaryschoolthing

5 жыл бұрын

This is what "neutral" is on the scale. Everyone imagines it as more chill, but it's just this total paradox state.

@bassplayertaylor6983

5 жыл бұрын

Nah he's chaotic good all the way

@esotericpince

5 жыл бұрын

he transcends alignment charts

@RedCloudfield

5 жыл бұрын

chaotic neutral/chaotic good

@phoenixgods1

5 жыл бұрын

@@RedCloudfield like 1e's true neutral, where you straight up went from one end of extremism anarcho-murder man to extremo law following murder man

He talked about all of them like he did cuddle with every single one and I'm totally buying it

@mortua_conjuga

4 жыл бұрын

me too.

@iwakeupandboomimarat

4 жыл бұрын

im convinced he did tbh

@zomblesallegoy

4 жыл бұрын

And the ones he eliminates at the start are the people that didnt want to cuddle with him. Hes still salty about that.

@mortua_conjuga

4 жыл бұрын

@@zomblesallegoy their loss 💁🏿‍♀️

@Silverwind87

4 жыл бұрын

Lucky bitch.

ACABAC walked so ACAB could run

@cottonw3284

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda hurts I think I’m pretty good at cuddling. Lol

@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764

3 жыл бұрын

@@cottonw3284 silence pig

@cottonw3284

3 жыл бұрын

@@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764 good job you made me mad so now I have to go beat my wife see what you did

@roniraz4396

3 жыл бұрын

@@cottonw3284 bruh

Tbh I would put Milena at the “high emotional availability-high risk” category, her entire character arc revolves around her deep set loneliness being named an abomination to all who sees her grin and her flirtatious nature paired with someone not being appalled by her would probably make her jump (see her great friendship/hinted partnership in one of the endings with Tanya in the Mortal Kombat series, and how much she defends her). HOWEVER, she also has deep trust issues, is a cannibal, and will probably believe that you will only hurt her causing her to ultimately betray you before you have the chance to, and eat your face off.

@hughjanos3992

Жыл бұрын

thats... the point. i want her to give me the praying mantis treatment (the female mantis eats the males head after mating, and some spiders do this too)

@froggycutie0

7 ай бұрын

I'll take any risk to cuddle with her (I'm so gay for her)

@lordtrigon1733

5 ай бұрын

I know, how did she not make it into the scissor hands category? She's like the most extreme example of it.

BDG's personal grooming aesthetic is now 'beleaguered scientist from 1941 who contributed to building the atomic bomb'.

@dominateeye

5 жыл бұрын

"...and was horrified at what he created once it was unleashed and joined the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists to try and alleviate his guilt, which he will likely never be free of."

@anthonyr.9566

5 жыл бұрын

@@dominateeye is this from cats cradle

@benevolentworldexploder5395

5 жыл бұрын

"Now we are all sons of bitches."

@FrenchToast663

5 жыл бұрын

He actually looks a lot like my uncle Gustave now

@DrCrowPHD

5 жыл бұрын

DominateEye TRUTH

this is, how do you say, "bisexual culture"

@freckspeck

5 жыл бұрын

Amen

@Angel-ss1uv

5 жыл бұрын

@@freckspeck no Nature loves you :) Most of the time...

@Epichalestorm

5 жыл бұрын

I love that Polygon cultivates the sort of viewerbase where this can be in the top comments free of discourse or hatred :^) (especially as a fellow bi)

@jacegerard8343

5 жыл бұрын

Kano’s fatality “Last Dance” is REAL bisexual culture

@jessiesloan8430

5 жыл бұрын

😌👊

"Why spend hours in therapy confronting your flaws when you could just touch this dog-man?" - Brian David Gilbert, 2k19

there will never be a better opening than "BADABADABADABADADADBAABABADAD there's red bull in this mug" because he just looks so damn proud of himself. its amazing

“High school boyfriend” “Low risk” *laughs in restraining order applicant*

@brandonminer1914

5 жыл бұрын

Ian White hard core oooof. Lol

@guavagecko

5 жыл бұрын

BUD?? r u okay?

@zamuy12479

5 жыл бұрын

just replace "high school boyfriend" with "michael cera"

"Also she's a Sandy Hook truther" I don't want anyone to miss that line

@thebooknight

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's a Ronda Rousey reference I believe.

@thisisapictureofmydog.isnt9208

5 жыл бұрын

I would like but it’s at 69 and I don’t wanna ruin that

@cakeisthebestintheworld

5 жыл бұрын

What's a sandy hook truther

@madhatt3r93

5 жыл бұрын

@@cakeisthebestintheworld someone who believes that the sandy hook attack was staged by the goverment

@jasonjason9270

4 жыл бұрын

​@@thebooknight *Whispers* "Club 96"

I like how this series started as actual inquiries such as "what is the LOZ timeline" and "what is the best and worst Mega Man robot" then it slowly devolved (or evolved as I see it) into "sexiest Castlevania monster", "which darksouls boss would make the best boss", and "who is MK's best cuddler?" Absolutely brilliant stuff

"Do not attempt to cuddle the skinless meat man" Nice try BDG, but you aren't getting in the way this time.

"Stay away from this knife pervert." Jokes on you, Brian. I'm EXCLUSIVELY into Knife Perverts.™️

@emerz3530

5 жыл бұрын

I love the small TM in the corner.

@sidney4357

5 жыл бұрын

Lemme guess, you watch the penumbra podcast?

@anxietyprimev6983

4 жыл бұрын

Clare Lebeda Then I’m assuming you are interested in Yuri from Doki Doki Literature Club as well?

@sketchie251

4 жыл бұрын

Spring Assisted Claymore \(°-°/)

@samlloydmusic8687

4 жыл бұрын

Kano is so hot

Everyone: WHICH POKEMON ARE EDIBLE. BDG: I found MK's bust cuddler.

@troydear3444

5 жыл бұрын

I know this is Unraveled we’re talking about, but that would waste WAY too much paper.

@TehLambOfAwesome

5 жыл бұрын

I trust him to ask only the most important questions.

@TheVampireviolet

4 жыл бұрын

You compare these things as if one is conceptually more ridiculous than the other

@skeetsmcgrew3282

4 жыл бұрын

All Pokemon are edible except the metal, rock, ghost, and ground types. Basically if you can chew it with human teeth, it's edible. Even then, nobody knows what's inside a Pokemon, maybe they all are edible except ghost type.

@ShuraEssays

4 жыл бұрын

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 well I mean Magikarp is shown to basically have no meat just scales and bones because they actually try to eat it in the anime which brings into question if all scale based pokemon are like that or if some of them have scales as armor?

I like how Brian gives off the vibe that he has dated all of them and cuddled them

"Yes I know my hair smells great, I'm trying to sleep" has got to be my favorite quote in this entire video

"No one asked but..." should be in the beginning of every unraveled episode's title

@luish8056

5 жыл бұрын

GemA2Gen DUDE YES!

@jonahbardwell551

5 жыл бұрын

They could just rename the series that

@MewtwosPie

5 жыл бұрын

Except for when he lists the edible Pokemon

@stormswarm2178

5 жыл бұрын

Waitaminute

@robertdicke7249

5 жыл бұрын

but you asked for it... so now they cant.

Brian David Gilbert: I found Mortal Kombat's best cuddler! Me: I'm proud of everything you do for this community

@ThatBoyMath

5 жыл бұрын

Fujin is better at blowing

@beelzebubuh

5 жыл бұрын

@@ThatBoyMath Raiden's dick yeah

@neilptolemy2028

2 жыл бұрын

What is wrong with you people?

“Tremor is a criminal dirt ninja who will fill your bed with pebbles” really gets me every time. 9:57

@jodracona2722

Жыл бұрын

I want it known that this is STILL one of my favourite parts of this video, and one of my favourite quotes from all of unravelled

It’s hilarious to hear Brian talk about how nice Sindel is when we now know that she murdered her husband to get with her sugar daddy (Shao Kahn)

@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

2 жыл бұрын

I’m fairness, even when the lore was that she was actually a decent leader, she was still brainwashed for essentially the entirety of her playable history.

Johnny cage “big divorced dad energy”

@lordkrishnastolemyheart5485

5 жыл бұрын

I used to hate Johnny Cage until Mk 10 and 11. Then he became much more respectable and grow up.

@caldameron8713

4 жыл бұрын

@ my ex boyfriend...

"Eating in bed is a very bad habit." Depends what you're eating is all i'm gonna say.

@agentstache135

5 жыл бұрын

👀

@kmlac6596

5 жыл бұрын

🤣

@metroid473

5 жыл бұрын

And we know what Mileena and Tanya do in bed

@Maradrafts

5 жыл бұрын

/finger guns into oblivion/

@him1517

5 жыл бұрын

*cough cough* Mileena and Baraka

he really just said acab(ac)

The only good time to be a centrist

@haysdixon6227

4 жыл бұрын

not my Overton Window

@drewp.weiner5708

3 жыл бұрын

Someone show this to Jreg

@ohitsrusher842

3 жыл бұрын

Man if I cared about politics I'd be so mad at what might be a hot take right now

@Nemesis_T-Type

Жыл бұрын

And also, in your political compass

BDG is an impressive beacon of Bi energy, and i'm living for it

@weevilwizarddotmusic9711

5 жыл бұрын

like i thought i was gay but then i remembered that dude's like this exist and i am bi

@madhatt3r93

5 жыл бұрын

Is he really bi?

@Dannyplodocus

5 жыл бұрын

@@madhatt3r93 no idea

@moonchild-ug5xr

5 жыл бұрын

lilou Moonlight well in their overboard deception game Allegra did refer to an SO for BDG as gf or bf, and I know that’s a horrible metric to base anything off of but it does give me slight hope

@copiouskittens3323

4 жыл бұрын

@Elan Emilio the best piece of advice anyone can give honestly

BDG: "I'm not dancing this season" Also BDG: Half of this episode.

@Matthew.Morcos

5 жыл бұрын

When did he say that?

@kak10053

5 жыл бұрын

@@Matthew.Morcos last episode the title card came up and he said "I'm not dancing this season"

@Matthew.Morcos

5 жыл бұрын

Thi51Guy Which is episode was that. I checked the Dark souls one but couldn’t find it.

@the-witch-tako

5 жыл бұрын

Assuming you didn't find it yet, it's 1:22 of the Dark Souls video

@Matthew.Morcos

5 жыл бұрын

The Witch-King thank you, I’m an idiot

the way sheeva and fujin are #2 and #1 on this whole list... ed boon rly said the aftermath dlc would have the BEST cuddlers

"Got for strong arms to hold you, one strong heart to love you". Thats my gurl.

BDG: But in the end we decided emotional availability and physical interest were more important BDG, 10 mins later: MOISTURE CONTROL TRUMPS ALL

@android19willpwn

5 жыл бұрын

he right tho

@snakeplissken7194

5 жыл бұрын

"Trump's" Triggered

@Tribdinosaur

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't he old and wise too and a deity maybe he knows about adoration

patrick: let me see what you have! brian: scissors! patrick: no!!!! clayton: oh my god why does he have scissors

9:27 references his equinaphobia that he got on a field trip

@a7fog324

3 жыл бұрын

heh? 🧐

@ompatel187

3 жыл бұрын

Check his biography video on his personal channel

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

He also references it in his Kojima Name video.

@RainaThrownAway

3 жыл бұрын

The same trip where he sold his soul to learn the date of his death.

I wasn't sure about Fujin until you mentioned temperature management. I'm naturally too warm for my own good, so someone who can cool me down while we cuddle is absolute god tier.

Next on Polygon: Nobody asked but I found wich Street Fighter characters are tops or bottoms

@calciummother

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@zelg.5551

5 жыл бұрын

What about the middle ones? You can't just pretend that sandwich enthusiasts don't exist.

@cpariona1

5 жыл бұрын

Zel G. I think they are known as versatile/switch

@asterlyons8564

5 жыл бұрын

Ryu is a bottom

@Stefantius

5 жыл бұрын

The whole roster are bottoms

BDG:We are cuttiing the movie characters bc not cannon. Also BDG: ZELDA MONOPOLY!

@MappyTheSquire

5 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Bento okay, but that was the premise of the whole video. He was trying to fit ALL Zelda media into the canon timeline.

@Soroboruo

5 жыл бұрын

I kind of love how shamelessly he includes/excludes things based on personal preference. The way that he's v blatant about it makes it amusing where it'd be frustrating w/ other people

@bretginn1419

5 жыл бұрын

But to be fair, Zelda Monopoly saved Reggie's ass.

@oskarmoss3394

5 жыл бұрын

zelda monopoly was the reason reggie could retire

@cammanca23

5 жыл бұрын

Awfully bold of you to assume zelda monopoly isn't canon

Lord Liu Kang would appreciate a new tier list for this new timeline.

Brian: "horses are terrifying" Coworkers Justin and Griffin: NOOOOOOO!

@slifsloth

2 жыл бұрын

I can't blame him he has equinaphobia

"What have you got?" BDG: A KNIFE! "NO!"

@alexdubs5103

5 жыл бұрын

BDG: "...and eating in bed is a very bad habit..." Me: *stops crunching chips she is eating in bed* "aw..."

BDG went from looking like the secret 4th McElroy brother that went to school for musical theater instead of doing podcasts, to looking like a 1930s news anchor. Or a film major at an art college today.

@samconcklin

5 жыл бұрын

That last part is so accurate it hurts to breathe

@fruitpouch

5 жыл бұрын

SAMC: Animator I go to an art college I only bring the facts lmao

@Tybuscus

5 жыл бұрын

Hard to be a McElroy when you think horses are terrifying.

@Jay0hAych

5 жыл бұрын

@@Tybuscus that's why he's a secret and isn't allowed within 100 feet of any McElroy live shows.

11:00 in the original timeline goro was actually pretty calm and reasonable when he wasn’t fighting, 8/10 would cuddle again

ngl im jealous of BDG's high school boyfriend experience, like damn, where can i get me one of those ? 👀

@4204799

3 жыл бұрын

we’re all in therapy 😏

@jakoblent4694

3 жыл бұрын

@@4204799 ... not all some are breaking the geneva convention

@Asterluna

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakoblent4694 MARIO???

@jakoblent4694

3 жыл бұрын

@@Asterluna i mean

BDG: erron is lame me: But,,,,,emotionally available cowboy,,,,,

@jaxblonk5127

4 жыл бұрын

As the owner of several trench coats but also someone who likes cuddles, I too felt a tinge of alienation, so fear not, friend.

@icewink7100

3 жыл бұрын

@kevin willems omg, I somehow have a slight phobia of knifes, and a huge crush on Robert Evans. I hope his hand is okay

@altoclef4989

3 жыл бұрын

I am an emotionally available cowboy and I promise you I am super lame

@kevinwillems8720

3 жыл бұрын

@@icewink7100 I'm here with a different account to say I'd still love to cuddle Robert Evans

"I'm going through my rebellious phase" *Checks with an authority figure* "Also she's a Sandy Hook truther" *Floats across the screen*

@suddenllybah

5 жыл бұрын

RR was not a good choice.

@Sage_the_Turt

5 жыл бұрын

and an outspoken transmisogynist

I discovered Brian David Gilbert via Magnus Archives compilations, and I gotta say, I would listen to him talk for hours about which Entities and Avatars he would cuddle with and why

Wtf kind of high school boyfriends did he have, cause I sure as hell didn't have cute guys that sent pictures of flowers and complimented me like that. 😤

@GlacerYT

4 жыл бұрын

I think he's describing himself.

@jimbomclimbo7467

3 жыл бұрын

That's cause your ugly

@jayisjustin5269

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimbomclimbo7467 Touche

@rainahh3845

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, my high school boyfriends would have tended toward the emotionally unavailable and physical risk end of the spectrum. the guy who slept for like a thousand years feels a lot more on the level of availability of most high school boyfriends

@kevinwillems8720

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimbomclimbo7467 well that's mean for no reason

“Horses are terrifying” “Got equinaphobia on a school trip” I really wonder what happened to make BDG so scared of horses.

@scryfish7615

5 жыл бұрын

Horses are terrifying

@sunfeatherX3

5 жыл бұрын

Have you ever seen one smile? Wtf those teeth.

@frost9681

5 жыл бұрын

Horses killed his family

@Alina28357

5 жыл бұрын

If I ever will see a horse smile then I'll be truly terrified

@kappaross6124

5 жыл бұрын

The McElroys

Brian's TDE (Tiny Dad Energy) is on full display today

@redshirts4757

5 жыл бұрын

Top Dawg Ent?

I cone back to these every few years, NEVER gets old

BDG: “There’s redbull in this mug” also BDG: *chugs the entire thing*

bdg does the absolute most for touchstarved gays

@mikkellopez8429

5 жыл бұрын

Touchstarved gays sounds like a bloodborne boss or a sweet band name. No offence intended.

@orbsorbs8465

5 жыл бұрын

Mikkel Lopez *GUITAR RIFF* ITS THE MUTHAFUKIN TOUCHSTARVED GAYS BACK WITH OUR NEW ALBUM

@milkydanny8316

5 жыл бұрын

no touchstarved gays is a lady gaga cover band, you locals

@orbsorbs8465

5 жыл бұрын

queerdaniel21 I’m just imaging a boy band singing “WE ARE THE TOUCH- STARVED- GAA-A-AYS”

@BluesMoth64

5 жыл бұрын

unanys joe Im a lesbian and Sheeva and her four muscled arms can cuddle me any day of the WEEK

Why does it sound like he speaks from personal experience!? But he’s also trying to sound professional at the same time? And then it’s edited down?

@organicrobot6425

4 жыл бұрын

@Dangerz Own r/woooosh... probably

@PauaP

4 жыл бұрын

@@organicrobot6425 Not sure if you used the r/woosh rightly here...

@organicrobot6425

4 жыл бұрын

@@PauaP yeah me neither

@eow4317

3 жыл бұрын

@@organicrobot6425 r/iusereddit

I want a book of every single insult in this video Especially “Warning, He is a fart man.”

“I don’t want to cuddle with my sleep paralysis monster” I like how this could imply dozens of mk characters

"Shao Kahn is sadistic, incredibly powerful, and just covered head to toe in baby oil" me too

@meredithreaves2769

4 жыл бұрын

qrowley *?*

@krabiat

4 жыл бұрын

@Wouldiwas Shookspeared dont worry about it

@erin631

4 жыл бұрын

I feel that

@Nouxatar

3 жыл бұрын

this whole comment thread reads exactly like a tumblr post and i'm here for it

@ZijnShayatanica

3 жыл бұрын

I knew I was missing something!! More baby oil.

“ACABAC; All Cops Are Bad At Cuddling” This but unironically?

@booketoiles1600

5 жыл бұрын

He wasn't ironic

@swagres

5 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume he was being ironic

@DomokiinGaming

5 жыл бұрын

john adams | wasn’t sure, hence the question mark

@AspelShuyin

5 жыл бұрын

Well, they are four times more likely to be domestic abusers than the average citizen, so that tends to mean being bad at cuddling.

@DomokiinGaming

5 жыл бұрын

Rory Walker Ah yes! And this is backed up only by the accounts of abuse that are reported, so that amount could possibly be way higher

"There is red bull in this cup" That tracks

As someone who’s read the mortal kombat lore, you easily put more thought into their personalities than the actual character designers

'All Cops Are Bad at Cuddling' -I chOKED

@TripleDimensional

5 жыл бұрын

Oh no, did a cop try to cuddle you?

@TimdeVisser86

5 жыл бұрын

@@TripleDimensional I'll be honest, that took me a while.

@calliph

5 жыл бұрын

ACAB

hes really being pulled into the "white comedian that gives off the energy of a 60s radio show host" world huh

@pipellegrini6377

5 жыл бұрын

BDG should be a guest voice actor in Welcome to Nightvale

@soupsoup4245

5 жыл бұрын

I would like this but I don't wanna ruin the 69 likes

@caiacrow2730

5 жыл бұрын

him and john mulaney are just sitting very nicely in this category together but also they're so different at the same time???

@bongripsfordenji5736

4 жыл бұрын

He’ll join John Mulaney soon

@moss6945

4 жыл бұрын

@@bongripsfordenji5736 bdg is an immortal but he hasnt figured it out yet

I bet a lot of female MK fans are dreaming of the "come over here"-cuddler. We need another one with the MK1 timeline characters. Reptile is probably a great cuddler now.

The rage i still feel that Sonya, Jade, Tonya and big old four armed cat Kintaro never had a chance

"erron black is a tough talking cowboy who will dote on you way too much" why didn't you list any negatives if he got a low ranking

@brennanb4027

4 жыл бұрын

Hannah “They may be your taste, but not the ideal.”

@settime2032

4 жыл бұрын

I get stressed out naming things how are sexy cowboys not always the ideal

@brennanb4027

4 жыл бұрын

Fair point

@chrisc9526

Жыл бұрын

@@settime2032 keep in mind the scale is relative to the Mortal Kombat series, if we removed all of the extremely dangerous outliers, the center would most likely be more towards the Michael Cieras

@wa6488

10 ай бұрын

I'm surprised cuz I thought Erron Black would be seen as the opposite

you look like if gomez addams was a candyland character and it's totally working for you i love it

@caiacrow2730

4 жыл бұрын

HOW is this not the number one comment on this video

@TimdeVisser86

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly style goals.

@ohpanickedopossum

4 жыл бұрын

this is so specific but so accurate??? how did you come to this conclusion??

need an updated version of this . like i’d cuddle the hell out of mk1 reptile

"horses are terrifying" come on brian, we all know horses don't exist

@kevinwillems8720

Жыл бұрын

Goodbye horses. You don't exist at all.

Kintaro should NOT have been excluded, he is a very big cat man, imagine the purr!?!

@metroid473

5 жыл бұрын

He's also the "nice" version of Goro. I don't know how BDG doesn't know how insanely psychotic Goro is. He has an entire torture lair in the underground of Shang Tsung's island. Kintaro can be an angry cat man, but he's really just trying to protect his people, and he knows when he's gone too far. He is at least A-tier cuddle material.

@howycwap

5 жыл бұрын

Lots of people have cat allergies

@legosaurg7979

5 жыл бұрын

Fluff, as well as four arms for double the cuddle

@toyourliking

5 жыл бұрын

alas, he roars, and a cat who roars cannot purr. also think of the fur! all over your sheets! you'd have to use so many lint roller sheets to clean that up, imagine the cost!

@shadowwwwwwwwwww

5 жыл бұрын

i'm allergic to cats and i still agree with you.

We all know Scorpion is the best one. Why do you think he always screams “GET OVER HERE!” when he pulls his enemies towards him?

@GemA2Gen

5 жыл бұрын

Brian did this joke in the video already, smh

@greatdetectivefurudoerika1589

5 жыл бұрын

@@GemA2Gen This comment was made before this person could've gotten that far in the video. Good job OP, you called it.

@francesfarmer7437

5 жыл бұрын

Architect of Gods according to the time of you commenting this, you called that shit

@alexmott507

5 жыл бұрын

But Goro has twice as many arms for hugging

@metroid473

5 жыл бұрын

Quan Chi literally died seconds after the moment BDG showed.

It's crazy how this video became so relevant last week with BDG being the winter king in Fionna and Cake and Mortal Kombat 1 coming out

As an mk fan I love this video to death. Plus, the joy it brings me seeing Fujin being the best cuddle and having him put into the game soon after this vid was awesome

"do not attempt to cuddle the skinless meat man" yOu're noT mY dAD

@RedCloudfield

5 жыл бұрын

well, with that mustache and the bad puns he could be

@phaeina6719

5 жыл бұрын

@@RedCloudfield he very much could

@theweakestbrazilianmale3398

5 жыл бұрын

Can your dad recite like 500 pokemon names while rhyming and then do an interperative dance for all legendary pokemon?

@phaeina6719

5 жыл бұрын

@@theweakestbrazilianmale3398 he legitimately doesn't understand what rhythm is in rap music so I'd like hell fucking no grjrjdhdhd

"Eating in bed is a very bad habit." Slowly lowers my sad pizza back onto its plate.

@StopChangingUsernamesYouTube

5 жыл бұрын

I hope your pizza feels better eventually. Sad pizza is the worst.

@Corbomite_Meatballs

5 жыл бұрын

@@StopChangingUsernamesKZread Perhaps Vivien should cuddle her pizza?

@andrewsad1

5 жыл бұрын

I had just shoved one of many cookies in my mouth when he said that. Almost made me rethink eating cookies in bed.

@qualityseabunny5269

5 жыл бұрын

I legit took a very shameful bite of my lolly cake when he said that

@demonstrablyfine690

5 жыл бұрын

casuals, I’ve got a jar of 200 manzanilla olives suspended in brine in a jar on my bed

This is oddly the only Unraveled whose title begins with "no one asked but"

This was one of the first Unraveled episodes I watched, and I kind of assumed “cuddling” was a euphemism... but now I understand BDG is just the kind of person who talks for 15 minutes about cuddling without mentioning anything sexual, and for that I applaud him.