They come from real mythology. *10 minutes later* Hyena With Gun.

@ianbyrne465

5 жыл бұрын

That’s my mythology

@arandompieceofinternettras6461

5 жыл бұрын

Ian Byrne *religion

@edo7ensei390

5 жыл бұрын

That hyena can GET IT

@WadeTheWilsonTV

5 жыл бұрын

What, you never heard of the legendary Big Bang Hyena of Saskatoon? Read a book, bruh!

@fickminne

5 жыл бұрын

The hyenamonsters are part of the Were monsters.. And those exist in several folklores around the globe..

“i really do think we should include hyena with gun.” this is the funniest sentence i have ever heard

@redshepherd32

5 жыл бұрын

"I'm not naming my son nairb" is a close second for me

@cornerficus4513

5 жыл бұрын

Hyena with gun, nairb, and just being reminded of the skyrim episode are worth watching this video alone

@jennyinutil2018

5 жыл бұрын

Also "that hyena can GET IT"

@Snorkyuu

5 жыл бұрын

Time stamp PLEASE

@sand__witch

5 жыл бұрын

@@Snorkyuu 12:05 for hyena with gun and 11:34 for Nairb. BONUS: 5:46 for twink and twunk.

Fun fact: outside of BDG's Brendan Fraser joke, mummies do have a strong history in sexiness. Many of the earliest mummy novels were about male Egyptologists reviving the spirits of sexy Egyptian queens. In some respects, the mummy as resurrected exotic temptress was the more prevalent trope until Universal made the Boris Karloff movie in 1932.

@lokiawriter8077

2 жыл бұрын

how fascinating!

@brianstryker4536

Жыл бұрын

Are you saying Karloff WASNT a sexy temptress?!

@hehe-dl3pr

Жыл бұрын

well i mean Rami Malek in Night at the Museum???

@user-iy7ju3vf9n

Жыл бұрын

Can you recommend some?

@justrusty8399

Жыл бұрын

As they should

People rave about BDG's "natural hotness", but ain't nothing misterious about it. The man knows how to properly use the word "myriad". I would marry this man in a second.

@ChadKakashi

Жыл бұрын

Clearly we define hotness differently.

@vicentefernandez9084

Жыл бұрын

@@ChadKakashi Clearly, Chad, clearly we do.

@jackbubblegum

9 ай бұрын

Myriad, nice

@heatherrockwell9012

5 ай бұрын

Are you Heather Chandler...?

Brian saying “Anything unique can be sexy” is a lack of self-awareness of his own entire existence it’s adorable

@Draukagrissah

4 жыл бұрын

*Adorkable

@chasedalton6579

4 жыл бұрын

I can't tell if you're arguing that BDG isn't sexy or if you're saying he doesn't know he's sexy but either way you're very wrong.

@buddyboog6661

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone that I talk to does not understand the pure adoration I feel for this man, he is pure perfection and I will scream about it from the rooftops

@user-oy6hk1gn7l

4 жыл бұрын

@@buddyboog6661 He is the soul reason that I now have a thing for moustaches

@andrewoxford1322

4 жыл бұрын

@@chasedalton6579 wait, so he knows he's sexy??

"If someone comes up to me and introduces themself to me as Duke Mirage, my pants are already off." -Brian David Gillbert

@charlieannwexler8441

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly mood

@MrFlip2247

3 жыл бұрын

I hope someone meets him at a con and does this

@mushroom5606

3 жыл бұрын

me

@mrvaporiz

3 жыл бұрын

This was a mood

@joeyfromschool

3 жыл бұрын

Safety Fan a Bureaucratic Wunderkind, The Lewd Improvisation-Man, Brian David Gilbert

But I WANT the hour-long lecture on mythology

@SamJ.J.

Жыл бұрын

I've definitely watched hour long videos on less interesting topics.

@reidroche267

Жыл бұрын

I want it so bad

@genericname2747

Жыл бұрын

Brian please, we're all nerds here

@henrygrey7857

Жыл бұрын

No you dont

@icicubesgaming2876

Жыл бұрын

Pleaaaase!!!

I've seen this video probably 6 times and every time I forget what the scientifically proven top sexiest monster is It's like the Halo video, it leaves my brain as soon as I watch it Still love it tho

“...they come from real mythology and folklore” ah yes, my favorite mythological creature, Hyena With Gun

@loginyes3745

3 жыл бұрын

Have you not heard the legend of hyena with gun

@smugumin3448

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, have you ever seen a hyena with a gun in real life?

@loginyes3745

3 жыл бұрын

@@smugumin3448 yes, and it was very nice.

@darroth42

3 жыл бұрын

That's some texas-ass folklore right there, my friend.

@aarondawal9037

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's just a furry with a rifle

this really is just a 15min long video of bdg exposing his kinks to the world huh

@CoRLex-jh5vx

5 жыл бұрын

After griffin's vore kink I think most of us are numb to it

@juwebles4352

5 жыл бұрын

Hyena with gun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Tulip_bip

5 жыл бұрын

looks like he loves muscly dudes

@rainarain_2470

5 жыл бұрын

@@juwebles4352 ppp0

@garrettbates9124

4 жыл бұрын

As well as showing how bisexual he is

"Alucard is Dracula backwards, he calls himself Alucard because he's the opposite of Dracula" is the Castlevanian pledge of allegiance.

I love that after several years I can watch this again and find new joyous moments, like Brian almost cracking up when he says "Twink and Twunk" but the camera cutting JUST in time.

@countcain

9 ай бұрын

He was just way too proud of that line 😂

@bees4106

6 ай бұрын

5:45

"man beast comes in two forms: _twink_ and _twUNK"_ IM SCRREAMinG

@havocspiral

4 жыл бұрын

im just hoshin.u _twuNK_

@settixfire4592

4 жыл бұрын

I literally read this comment as he was saying this(Yes I am a year in the future, no it is not going well)

@jameswilcox511

4 жыл бұрын

I looked away for a few moments at that point so was Googling 'castlevania twink and twunk' before I realized that... there was no possible way that was the actual name of the monsters...

There are other parts I laugh a lot harder at, but the raw power of saying "In the Japanese version, he's called 'Soccer Boy!'" and then giving *no follow-up explanation whatsoever* is probably the thing I admire most here

@detectivesky6123

2 жыл бұрын

do you want context, because i can give context-

@pinkusdean1178

2 жыл бұрын

@@detectivesky6123 yes please!

@detectivesky6123

2 жыл бұрын

@@pinkusdean1178 Yorick kicks around its severed skull like a soccer ball

@jannickesselink3912

2 жыл бұрын

@@detectivesky6123 huh.... i liked just soccer boy more

@juliereno4873

2 жыл бұрын

There was also a famous Japanese racehorse in the 80s named Soccer Boy; maybe that has something to do with it?

It’s been 4 years and “that hyena can GET it” is still the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

I feel like the suggestion of picking the hottest character was less of a reasonable suggestion and more of a panicked idea so that Brian wouldn’t jump into the ocean

“...born from the ground where hanged men bleed” honestly sounds like a Hozier lyric, which is further proof that Alura Une is, in fact, the sexiest Castlevania monster.

@idontneedaname318

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely a Hozier lyric

@ZBreezee-nb2rl

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely a Lust Flower that needs to *Consume Human Flesh*

@insanitygaming1526

2 жыл бұрын

Incorrect we all know it to be hyena with a gun

@emilysmith2965

2 жыл бұрын

If the heavens ever did speak, she’s the last true mouthpiece… every Sunday’s getting more bleak, from the ground where hanged men bleed…. TAKE ME TO CHURCH

@nickcariglio8228

2 жыл бұрын

It also works as part of a fresh prince of theme song parody.

Every time I watch one of these videos I can only think about “that polygon twink has gotten too powerful”

@addsend

4 жыл бұрын

Omg yes

@guwon1864

4 жыл бұрын

twink man has become powerful

@Flowtail

4 жыл бұрын

i disrespectfully disagree, Brian David Gilbert, Safety Fan and Wunderkin, can never be too powerful

@imeantherearethedarktownsy5210

4 жыл бұрын

run whïle you still can

@heliveruscalion9124

4 жыл бұрын

@@Flowtail Beurocratic Wunderkind*

“Castlevania: Jazz Solo of Difficult Talks” This sounds like a weirdly themed self-help audiobook

The Ukoback is literally just "I got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?"

@GreatFernicus

2 ай бұрын

And the answer is YES

Clearly a siren called to Brian, that's why he threw himself into the sea.

@Thehipsteremo

4 жыл бұрын

You have the most beautiful yet terrifying profile picture I've ever seen, thank you.

@ploppyjr2373

4 жыл бұрын

Thehipsteremo it’s just terrifying.

@Owen.Fallon

4 жыл бұрын

You think he needs a reason to dive into the abyss, the murky blue, the end, the beginning, the sea

@Silverwind87

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder how she attracted him. My guess is she promised him the secrets of Kirby.

@mitochondria6247

4 жыл бұрын

@@Silverwind87 No, she just told him she was making the live action Waluigi game.

1 HOUR VIDEO OR RIOT

@paulofigado

5 жыл бұрын

Você por aqui?

@brug6110

5 жыл бұрын

Ill cry if he does and if he doesnt

@FlorescentInk

5 жыл бұрын

1 HOUR VIDEO OR RIOT

@chago5624

5 жыл бұрын

Y E S

@IchiHishi

5 жыл бұрын

Peraí, Controle Dois. Vá devaaaaaaar, homi... uauahuhuahuah

Me facing the smallest of challenges every day: "I am going to throw myself into the sea" (1:10)

@thebettertee

Жыл бұрын

b r e a d

Coming back here after a few years and still haunted by the chaos that was Markiplier's Smash/Pass of the Pokedex, and suddenly I want Mark to do the same to the Castlevania bestiary...

5:46 “man beast comes in two forms, twink and twunk” so you with and without a mustache

@insertcheesypunhere

3 жыл бұрын

um twink and daddy

@soullesstomato1669

3 жыл бұрын

which one is twink and which one is twunk

@EmIdc

3 жыл бұрын

@@soullesstomato1669 twink is without stache

@mayochupenjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

I DIED at that

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

Twunk Brian is the sleazy bed salesman BDG from the buy my bed video.

Hey, don't ditch the necromancers! They've literally got romance in their name!

@lackofcreativity4829

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes the nec romance is legendary

@999murimdumplings

4 жыл бұрын

Barry "the lover" Bluejeans is a necromancer and he deserves better than this

@TheDonutMan3000

4 жыл бұрын

Gimme that *_necc_*

@temporaltoast9692

4 жыл бұрын

Necro romance! *Call the police!*

@yurigouveawagner9432

4 жыл бұрын

"necro" "mancers"?? more like "neck" "romancers". don't kink shame them! they just like hickeys

"Castlevania: Minuet of difficult talks with your father" "Aw dude I love that one!"

Polygon please, after watching Brian's final video with you, my fervent desire for the full lecture has only been stoked by Brian's adorkable snippet of the full Castlevania video. As a mythology enthusiast, the concept of hearing Brian David Gilbert calmly and snarkily discuss the origins of these creatures intrigues me. I beseech you to edit and release the full breakdown, as you would not even require new footage. Sincerely, A fan

Alternative title: Brian talks about his fetishes for fifteen minutes straight

@eiaboca1

3 жыл бұрын

Who knew he was a feeder?

@sweesbees

3 жыл бұрын

he’s not into toilet stuff though

@TheZanzibarMan

2 жыл бұрын

We could have had an hour of this...

@Brainwashed101

2 жыл бұрын

@@eiaboca1 I guess I have to watch it, since the "Bone Dragon" thing led me to think he was somehow pro-ana

@elijahdage5523

2 жыл бұрын

1. Bones 2. Lizards 3. Names 4. Candles 5. Mushroom

"The man beast comes in two forms, twink and twunk"

@benjamingreenwood7370

5 жыл бұрын

All the best man beasts are twinks and twunks.

@josephkilker6154

5 жыл бұрын

@@benjamingreenwood7370 all man beasts are the best man beasts

@bowlofpasta8846

5 жыл бұрын

Brian Gilbert comes in two forms, twink and twunk

@NathanATaylor

5 жыл бұрын

He is always twink untill ots time to twunk 😂😂😂

@petermarsella6537

5 жыл бұрын

Did you know that the twunks have twinks? And the thwomps have thwimps?

Honestly think it would have been hilarious for them to release an April Fool’s video that claimed to be the hour long mythology lecture but was just 62 minutes of literal nothing.

Love how one of the monsters we're 'considering' dating is literally called the "Twink variety"

Discard all of the monsters. You, Brian, are the sexiest

@jcs6387

5 жыл бұрын

And make no mistake, Brian is, in fact, a sex monster.

@GoodVibes-nn6gb

5 жыл бұрын

Ezra Lynch Ah Yes, im gay for that

@camit5153

5 жыл бұрын

Ezra Lynch This is the truth.

@melodyfuri1004

5 жыл бұрын

But hes to unique so he doesnt fit the criteria

@aneggsandwich

5 жыл бұрын

He can GET IT

If I ever meet Brian in real life I'm gonna say "Hey I'm Duke Mirage."

@timothyscott8430

3 жыл бұрын

DO IT COWARD

@Margar02

2 жыл бұрын

I gave this comment its 1,000th like

I’d love to think that this video inspired Brian to make his Halloween covers; you cannot tell me this video didn’t prepare him for the truly genius lyricism that is “Whether you’re a banshee or whether you’re a banshee” lmao

Oh to be Brian, free of the understanding that trolls need to be on the "already fetishized" list.

I’m sorry, but learning that I am “Castlevania: Waltz of Anxiety” feels like personal attack. Accurate, but still painful

@greensun0008

3 жыл бұрын

mood, mine was jazz solo of angst

@chimneybill9651

3 жыл бұрын

I am a ‘Minuet of Apprehension’ forevermore.

@Morzansdaughter

3 жыл бұрын

My sister's is "Castlevania: Jazz Solo of Angst" and it's pretty accurate... Mine is "Waltz of Angst" and I feel your pain

@gregochego1567

3 жыл бұрын

I am *Castlevania Jazz Solo of Frightenment*

@dacianbuzlea

3 жыл бұрын

Better than "Jazz solo of Sadness"

“I’m going to throw myself into the sea” “Who chooses to be born? … who chooses?” I don’t think BDG was okay 😂

@allinairhanson6886

Жыл бұрын

if you ever thought he was okay then you haven't watched a single one of his videos "unraveled" is less about the media being unraveled and more about BDG being untraveled.

@ExtraVictory

Жыл бұрын

@@allinairhanson6886 you don't have to insult the guy, I'm sure he's traveled plenty

@Stardust20741

Ай бұрын

“I don’t need any more req to be afraid of myself in the mirror. 5:40

Just a small side note: Dracula named his son Adrian Fahrenheit Tepes, Alucard is a name he adopted when first opposed his father.

@AmphibiousGentleman

8 ай бұрын

I'm sorry, *Fahrenheit*? Like the thermometer?

@SonnyFRST

8 ай бұрын

@@AmphibiousGentleman I think so? < Uses Celcius

this video is bisexual culture

My title is: “Overture of Anxiety” My sibling’s title is: “Sonata of Depression”

@emeryjem

3 жыл бұрын

I'm overture of depression 🤣🤣🤣

@magiciansapprentice9230

3 жыл бұрын

Hey all, "recitative of difficult talks with your father" here!

@AnUnfortunatePotato

3 жыл бұрын

Funky, also Overture of Anxiety!

@RCSDominoToppling

3 жыл бұрын

Minuet of Sadness. It's a little too accurate and I feel personally attacked, lol.

@shreyanshkumar8680

3 жыл бұрын

I'm Jazz solo of Anxiety xD

While I do trust him... I love mythology and facts and I want to see that hour long video

@mikehenderson7907

5 жыл бұрын

I thought the same with the 8 hour Pokérap video...

@wmskemdke

5 жыл бұрын

same

@tinseltina

4 жыл бұрын

at the very least its something to play in the background while doing something else

@kasparschwandt453

4 жыл бұрын

YES PLEASE

@fireycircus

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

"Waltz of That Feeling When Your Toes Go All Tingly and Numb" That was my Castlevania title.

@lok4890

2 жыл бұрын

oh hi.

My name would be "Castlevania: Twilight of Melancholy" Yeah sounds about right

"I'm not gonna name my son Nairb" Yes you are.

*I WANT THAT HOUR LONG MYTHOLOGY LECTURE RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN!*

@twentyonealiens2910

4 жыл бұрын

LETS START A PETITION

@jodah_eternal

4 жыл бұрын

You have my signature

@ohno2462

4 жыл бұрын

... mine too...

@inskeeprulerable

4 жыл бұрын

Same here.

@falpsdsqglthnsac

4 жыл бұрын

I’d sign that

Castlevania: Congregation of Anxiety Sounds about right

"the tsuchinoko is a snake that's fatter around the middle than its head or tail" "it has a propensity for lying and for drinking alcohol" IT'S ME

I am in no way, shape, or form familiar with Castlevania, but Brian David Gilbert is a powerful motivator

Now do which Kirby enemy would taste the best.

@AllisonIsLivid

5 жыл бұрын

Oh HECK!

@juneguts

5 жыл бұрын

wOAH

@whoisspark3281

5 жыл бұрын

there are more kirby enemies than castlevania enemies it would take a month to do

@AllisonIsLivid

5 жыл бұрын

Not if you cut out the ones that don't taste good.

@Lunam_D._Roger

5 жыл бұрын

This is genius.

"Congregation of Despair," that's just a Tuesday afternoon.

This man can talk about anything this level of charisma is next level

WE 👏DESERVE 👏A 👏HR👏 LONG 👏SO👏 CALLED👏 "HORRIBLE BORING"👏 VIDEO

@KageNekoSamax

4 жыл бұрын

We need that footage now!

@toaster4193

4 жыл бұрын

@@theartistformidablyknownas3807 please speak basic english

@jjef8706

4 жыл бұрын

@@toaster4193 what happened hete

@jjef8706

4 жыл бұрын

Here

@toaster4193

4 жыл бұрын

@@theartistformidablyknownas3807 "You annoying me delete" does not sound like english my man. What even was the context here?

Ah yes, that classic quote. _"Alas, poor Soccer Boy."_

@RekoTheProducer

4 жыл бұрын

I kicked him well...

@squidneyyg

4 жыл бұрын

a man of infinite... goals..?

@zoetv2170

4 жыл бұрын

I laugh so hard every time I remember this quote

@fandomfollower5247

4 жыл бұрын

Fuckin 666 likes...

@thecactuscat01

4 жыл бұрын

I have found my people.

"And finally, mummies. Brendan Fraser. Wasn't the mummy in the film, but he's sexy enough that just by association-" "Anything unique can be sexy, look at Benedict Cumberbatch-" A man of culture, I see

It's almost 2022. No christmas gift would be sweeter than the hour long Gilbert cut

"You should be wary of anyone who builds their personality around swords." Me, a fencing and HEMA enthusiast: Sweating

@avacatherine5646

4 жыл бұрын

I know that feeling

@calcifer6142

4 жыл бұрын

hehe same

@HimanXK

4 жыл бұрын

It's one thing to build your personality around swords. It's another thing to legitimately know how to use them (as well as being athletic)

@ehermenegildo827

4 жыл бұрын

Me, a stage combat teacher, dnd player, and avid blade enthusiast: oh nO

@jaxryz_380

3 жыл бұрын

Elizabeth Hermenegildo we appear to be the same person

Hello again, Brian. I have come to you once more to provide 3 reasons for why you should consider calculating the amount of calories Kirby has consumed since 1992 (Dream Land). 1) Like most of your videos, this topic would address one of the most perplexing elements of video games: the caloric content of every single character, item, and inhale-able object across every installment of the Kirby franchise. 2) Determining these numbers would allow you to track which games provide the most calories for Kirby and what his metabolic rate might be. If you can determine this, you might be able to explain how he can absorb objects while still being able to retain his perfect form. 3) This final reason is most of all important. On this day 27 years ago, on April 27th, 1992, our pink lord and lovely savior came into being. Your video would not only be a belated appeasement to an all-consuming god, but it would be the only proper gesture of recompense. I write this for your safety, Brian. You are a treasure, invaluable to your viewers and the wider game culture you contribute to. However, I fear you are in danger of the Pink One’s beautiful wrath. In the event that you miss (or ignore) this entreatment, I will post it in every Unraveled video. Your lowly subscriber, Jack P.S. The final-final reason is that I have Kirby's phone number.

@snugglyhedgehog

5 жыл бұрын

Jack Brady good luck jack

@taakotuesdays

5 жыл бұрын

Brian he has The Number. Brian give him what he wants. He has The Number Brian you don’t want to be responsible for the Pink One’s wrath

@Cat-de2xc

5 жыл бұрын

This is the best comment I've seen under these videos so far

@spottedpelt1256

5 жыл бұрын

i would ask game theory, since brian doesnt so much calculate as he does make like, videos that focus more on like literature as opposed to math

@folks3864

5 жыл бұрын

We wish you luck, jack.

The one hour mythology video seems up my alley ngl

Brian has not been to deep into the internet if he thinks Fungus and Plant people don't have enough representation lol

“Anything unique can be sexy, look at Benedict Cumberbatch.” I feel attacked

@simona.4673

4 жыл бұрын

SAME THO

@cattheinternethobo4124

4 жыл бұрын

Sarah A. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT ONE AT ALL AND I WAS JUST LIKE “WOW OKAY”

@simona.4673

4 жыл бұрын

@@cattheinternethobo4124 YES AUFNAJNFUANDA HE SAID BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH AND I JUST "-wait."

@cattheinternethobo4124

4 жыл бұрын

MUD PIE blueberry crumblesnap

@theredvelveteer4721

4 жыл бұрын

@@cattheinternethobo4124 indeed, bennydeet cabbagepatch

"you should be careful of people who base their personalities around swords" sapphics: 👁️👄👁️

@rangopistacho6928

3 жыл бұрын

All fire emblem characters: :o

@sly7598

3 жыл бұрын

“Stay away from this knife pervert” -Brian David Gilbert

@CaleyWarrior101

3 жыл бұрын

@@rangopistacho6928 I instantly thought of Felix from three houses lol

@drawnwithlove3499

2 жыл бұрын

And he's goddamn right

@adrianrandom3448

2 жыл бұрын

its okay sapphics we still love yall

I feel personally attacked by how little you said about the Jiang Shi... Having it do anything you want makes it way more sexy than it is on first glance

Years later, BDG unraveled videos are the videos i go tl when i just need somethig to chill to or a fun video to fall asleep I know every word and joke, but i still laugh at them. They're just comfort food videos like that

"If you're not attracted to this, you're wrong" Photoshopped my face onto that piece of papper and used it on my tinder profile

@mr.pancakes6973

3 жыл бұрын

Q how many dates since A yes

@kevinwillems8720

3 жыл бұрын

Smooth

@digilici951

2 жыл бұрын

papper

@zeyface6366

2 жыл бұрын

@@digilici951 Swedish auto correct

@digilici951

2 жыл бұрын

@@zeyface6366 understandable have a nice day

"If someone introduces to me as Duke Mirage, my pants are already off" I can relate to that in a very deep, sexual way and I'm not proud of it

@digilici951

4 жыл бұрын

i’d prefer Duchess Mirage but like yeah

@kaiomanuel1883

4 жыл бұрын

@@digilici951 Me: *laughs in bisexual language*

I didn’t think it was possible for someone to exude such powerful ✨bi energy✨ but I am HERE FOR IT

Castlevania: Impression of That Feeling When Your Toes Go All Tingly and Numb

Local man explains pansexuality (2018), colorized

@MiseFreisin

5 жыл бұрын

Elenna Cruz bad bot

@elennacruz9697

5 жыл бұрын

@@MiseFreisin Thanks for reminding me that I have 320 likes

@SeleenShadowpaw

5 жыл бұрын

i think with most castlevania monsters you need to delve into omnisexuality, pan doesn't cover half of it :_D

@SeleenShadowpaw

5 жыл бұрын

​@@burgers4alvn393 it is though, and clearly defined by psychology, sociology and, idk, the hundreds of thousands of people identifying as it. Good for you to have an opinion, but 'because i think it should be like that' never was a convincing argument. Also, omnisexuality is something entirely different as well and describes a general objectivity and openeness to all kinds of sexualities, genders and paraphilias. It was a joke because of all the furries, animals and zombies in the list. Whooossshhh. And not to blow your neatly categorized and readily comprehensible mind, but theres also stuff like Demisexual, which as pansexual, is completely indifferent to actual gender and biological sex, but instead of potentially considering everyone, potentially considers no one except people with very specific criteria, be it physical, behavioural or even something as simple as a large portion of overlapping kinks and fetishes. It's great that you think you have the whole thing worked out, and for yourself that may be, but things like that keep evolving, exponentially quickly in our day and age. And if you prefer your neatly binary view with bisexuality shoved somewhere in the middle, do that, but spare yourself the humiliation by publicly preaching it and trying to convince people otherwise by basically just repeating "Because i feel that way"

@quynhpham7549

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Hey Brian, now that we're in quarantine and people are losing their minds with nothing to do, how about you reconsider uploading that hour long Castlevania video about all the monsters?

@Albatross0913

3 жыл бұрын

i really really want that. in brian's own words, "we could all use a distraction sometimes"

@lexplays7464

3 жыл бұрын

Yes please

@toster387

3 жыл бұрын

this ages poorly lmao

@manicfreeman8861

3 жыл бұрын

@@toster387 I came back here to see if anyone would say that lol

@lokosoko

3 жыл бұрын

oh nooooooooo

My Castlevania title? The overture of difficult talks with your father.

Impression of Angst sounds like a great Castlevania game

2 years later and I still want Brian to lecture me on mythology, and I also still don't understand what he meant when he warned against looking up Rycuda

@patrickistruck

3 жыл бұрын

i just looked it up and PLEASE DO NOT LOOK IT UP OH GOD

@silverrust2451

2 жыл бұрын

@@patrickistruck i'm gonna look it up-

@vallenthedragon8411

2 жыл бұрын

@@silverrust2451 vore. That's it just vore. Yeah, honestly I expected worse. Definitely not good, but I expected worse.

@silverrust2451

2 жыл бұрын

@@vallenthedragon8411 oh that isn't so bad. at least considering the fanfic i've read

@bulletmonkeyxp

2 жыл бұрын

@@silverrust2451 i was also curious, and found nothing

Please do most to least edible Pokémon you don’t even have to include ghost and poison type Pokémon

@davidmorgan758

5 жыл бұрын

Semaj Patterson I hope he does this so much. Tbh I just need to know if I can eat Mr. Mime

@aangsstaff4174

5 жыл бұрын

David Morgan exactly

@livingoctopus

5 жыл бұрын

David Morgan I can and if not my desire to live will allow me to succeed

@Qwertyuiop-lg7ko

5 жыл бұрын

We eat Jellyfish and Fugu

@jvbon646

5 жыл бұрын

Top 5 would be Vanillite, Vanillish, Vaniluxe, Swirlix and Slurpuff

Castlevania recitative of difficult talks with your father hits so close to home

The people deserve the hour long cut. Give us what we need

"The Man Beast comes in two forms; twink and *_TWUNK_*

@nualahalpin6119

5 жыл бұрын

and thwimps and thwomps and wimps and womps and grindles and spindles and grolls

btw I am genuinely 60% of the way through writing a screenplay based on Brian's throwaway comment that plants should be the next sexy monster

@Crunchy_Punch

3 жыл бұрын

We do have Poison Ivy though that's as a result of a mutation, and not really a monster.

@MildExplosion

3 жыл бұрын

Hope your screenplay's making progress!

@leangreenmememachine5246

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds amazing

@MildExplosion

3 жыл бұрын

@@leangreenmememachine5246 your username 🤣🤣🤣

@josealfonso8370

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

Castlevania jazz solo of that feeling when your toes go all numb

"Castlevania: Jazz Solo of Frightenment" is quite possibly the best name for a video game _ever._

“Man eating plant” Vore people: *hoo bOy*

@Circ00mspice

4 жыл бұрын

If that's not hot, I don't know what is.

@Flowerboi145

4 жыл бұрын

@@Circ00mspice thou needeth Jesus

@sashathegoma7914

4 жыл бұрын

@@Flowerboi145 No. Let them be one with the P L A N T

@sh0bez

4 жыл бұрын

ÒwÓ

@tyrant-den884

4 жыл бұрын

Please, true vore connoisseurs (pun) know perfectly well: EVERYTHING ON THIS LIST CAN EAT YOU🤤

"...but then i remembered Bee Movie" never a good thing to remember always a good thing to quote

@ongabonga4378

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes ✝️✝️🙅🙅 begone demon

@jekblom123

4 жыл бұрын

Why is it a thing for people to hate "bee movie" all of a sudden?

Castlevania: Jazz Solo of Difficult Talks with Your Father.

it's been years brian, I am a mythology nerd and I need to see that hour long video. Also I know you probably won't see this because you no longer work for polygon but I NEED THE VIDEO DAMNIT!

Probably gonna get lost in the comments, but I wanted to show appreciation for the fact that Brian pronounced "Chile", "Mapuche" and "Chon Chon" correctly and represented them really well what with their metamorphosed head leaving their body behind as they fly. As a Chilean, I love both the inclusion and the fact that he didn't call it Chilly or Chili or made a joke along those lines (which I have had to endure a fair amount of sadly).

@guyperson650

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, is it soft "e"? Chilly would be soft e and I'm not sure how chilli would sound but I assume the correct way is like chil "eh" otherwise known as soft e

@veggiebr0th

3 жыл бұрын

@@guyperson650 yeah itd be something like chi-leh

@aegis_9690

3 жыл бұрын

me siento completamente igual y estoy terriblemente feliz de que siquiera haya investigado BDG te amo

@anonym3

2 жыл бұрын

As a german I can say that his Alraune was... OK. Not good but really bad.

@lilacgrace6025

2 жыл бұрын

@Adam Filinovich I feel like many English speakers would rather respect the correct pronunciation of a word then see it as pretentious

"we're making a list of sexy enemies, so we're taking out the enemies that are supposed to be sexy"

I’ve never been given a more accurate title than “jazz solo of sadness”

"I am going to throw myself into the sea" in that tone is just oh so relatable

7:38 I need to extend a SINCERE thank you to Brian for giving me the title of my next D&D campaign arc. Not even joking, Sonata of the Eclipse is a kickass title outside of this meme and I somehow managed to create an entire storyline around those 4 words. thank you bdg.

@thelionsshare8530

3 жыл бұрын

@@aconcernedcitizen5779 it's still going! the main plot is that the "villain" has a daughter who's cursed to die before her 10th birthday, so he's trying to make her a lich in order to make sure she doesn't die. he fights with an enchanted violin that deals damage to non-undead that hear it (hence, Sonata of the Eclipse lmao)

@MineSlimeTV

3 жыл бұрын

@@thelionsshare8530 that is awesome! I love it so much! I wish I could try it! I always heard but never done anything in DND I hope to try it one day!

@MineSlimeTV

3 жыл бұрын

Mine is impression of flame and I cannot stop to think of a bleak shadowed ideology like darksouls of the view of the flame as something eternal and good but contains far more that the light simply hides Plus it's quite cool. Also I forgot or never read the other names that Brian used, only until now

@wittymr8734

3 жыл бұрын

Alright, I got a pitch for ya. See here, "Congregation of Angst". Sounds edgy right? That's because it is, good luck, I have no idea what to do with this.

@whatever-sl5zs

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, my 'Overture of ruin' sums up perfectly first part of 2020

"I do think we need a sexy skeleton" *undertale fandom flashbacks*

@voicetale

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I know *undertale sans drawings*

@mashgore

4 жыл бұрын

*GLOWING BLUE LONG BALLOON WARNING*

@mithmoonwalker

4 жыл бұрын

*underlust exists*

@Marispider

4 жыл бұрын

more like undertail...

@nix.i

4 жыл бұрын

*Sweats in Sans and Paparyrys*

12:06 Hyena with gun killed me. In every sense of the word.

"Overture of Anxiety" Yeah, that checks out.

Actually, Alucard is just a name given to him by humans. His real name is Adrien and holy shit im writing this comment on a video about the hottest castlevania monsters i cant remember what outside looks like

@MotherNature101

5 жыл бұрын

Alucard chose that name because it spells Dracula backwards symbolizing how he opposes everything his father stands for since he has chosen to oppose him because of the path his father had taken.

@ENNEN420

5 жыл бұрын

@@MotherNature101 That makes two of us who don't remember what outside looks like

@Agaettis

5 жыл бұрын

Outside is overrated

@scaevola

5 жыл бұрын

@@MotherNature101 Alucard didn't choose his own name. Like Magaman said, humans gave him that name because he directly opposed Dracula/was his opposite

@MotherNature101

5 жыл бұрын

@@scaevola It sounds more like the Netlix series not the games in general.

I literally know nothing about Castlevania but if BDG is in it YOU KNOW im there

@paradoxacres1063

5 жыл бұрын

Same.

@cheshirei

5 жыл бұрын

Same!

@saxrendell

5 жыл бұрын

literally me lmao

@ethanlivemere1162

5 жыл бұрын

I mean Yes

@Armaan8014

5 жыл бұрын

I was just gonna comment that i don't care about Castlevania but I like watching this guy

You’re really funny and all the work you do to make these videos is worth it. Everyday that i watch your videos is a great day.

Are we just not gonna talk about how both Gamera and Spider-Man were in a Castlevania spin-off game?

I mean, regarding the "no naming your child your name backwards" thing at 11:31... *laughs in having a name that's a palindrome*

@dianak8656

3 жыл бұрын

Alright hannaH

@Hannah_Em

3 жыл бұрын

@@dianak8656 Or Han² for short!

@nebulousboops4985

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hannah_Em you have won this entire comment section.

@Hannah_Em

3 жыл бұрын

@@nebulousboops4985 *takes a bow, bonks her forehead on her desk, stumbles around dizzily for a moment before slurring a lightly concussed "Ta Da!"*

@ToastJelly

3 жыл бұрын

*laughs with you in having a name that’s a palindrome* ... *frowns in being named after a MASH character*

"Be thankful that I'm not releasing an hour long video of me basically just lecturing you on mythology." Thankful? Thankful?! I'm really fucking annoyed! That sounds fascinating! I love stuff like that. An hour long of your personality with a mythology lecture? And I CAN'T have that?! How dare you expect me to be thankful?! You've just sucked away 45 minutes of interesting and you want be to be grateful! No sir! I refuse!

@mattomanx77

5 жыл бұрын

I want the hour long lecture!

Major: "Snake, you really are the Boss' successor!" Dr. Clark: "Don't *_kiss_* the Tsuchinoko, Snake!" Snake: 😞

Castlevania and the Jazz Solo of Angst. Just sounds so appropriate