Removing a fake mustache to reveal your real mustache is such a power move.

@featherycoffee1401

3 жыл бұрын

Not as powerful as the line behind it.

@loganstewart3751

3 жыл бұрын

Gene Parmesan vibes

@LudenNine

3 жыл бұрын

Joel Haver vibes

@simonwyzik8661

3 жыл бұрын

You watch Ryan George

@loganstewart3751

3 жыл бұрын

@@simonwyzik8661 I do, yes

bdg has gone from 90's suburban mom to cool midwestern dad within a single month

@castafiorept7309

5 жыл бұрын

Why is this so accurate...?

@justas423

5 жыл бұрын

@@castafiorept7309 because it's true

@syntheticgerbil

5 жыл бұрын

You mean '90s.

@Jukajobs

5 жыл бұрын

who needs parents when you have bdg looking like both of yours, right? is he planning to adopt us all or something?

@zieellingham7297

5 жыл бұрын

I'm expecting him to come trotting up, jorts and socked sandals, with a big grin saying something like 'hey there, sport!'

I just realized how hilarious it is that Artorias is considered an average manager, but his dog Sif is an exceptional manager.

@minaashido518

9 ай бұрын

Jon is an average loser but his cat is an exceptional loser

@lud3445

5 ай бұрын

Sif as any dog is a perpetual emotional con that you know it's there but fall for it anyways. Think about it would you like to be told you're doing overtime by some boring old knight or a wolf with fluffy fur and a sword?

@BookWyrmOnAString

4 ай бұрын

​@@minaashido518gardfiel?

@Lolbitdrangonmaster

4 ай бұрын

My sister's cat is keeping me from thinking about a pun...

@commandertoastcz6256

3 ай бұрын

Artorias is the guy who just runs of to do his own stuff and then comes back to work like nothing happened.

My title is “Crucified Sun Guardian,” and I must say, I sound RAD as *HELL*

@IsMgb45

3 жыл бұрын

lucky, I got the crucified aerobics instructor

@ThefifthBishopofGord

3 жыл бұрын

My title is “Luminous Golem” and that is a boring title

@sergiocruz162

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThefifthBishopofGord Honestly, give yourself some credit, that ain’t half bad

@ThefifthBishopofGord

3 жыл бұрын

@@sergiocruz162 okay

@silvercandra4275

3 жыл бұрын

"Burnt bone Collective" ... give me your bones. I want more pelvises.

“I’m not dancing this season.” Yeah ok we believe you

@connormawe01

5 жыл бұрын

Me: Looks at the PowerPoint from the "Perfect Pokemon Rap" presentation. Me: "Yeah... I give him 3 videos."

@pursuedcomic3

5 жыл бұрын

As of today it’s announced he will break that in his next video, yes they announced this, this isn’t a joke.

@Foxy02016

4 жыл бұрын

pursuedcomic3 the Zelda cooking video right,

@di.ayaladel3804

3 жыл бұрын

Ok I believe you

it's so good to see you again you beautiful man

@genericyoutubecommentnumbe1946

5 жыл бұрын

This is a weird anime crossover

@stephendalton1331

5 жыл бұрын

Hey dan love your vids almost as much as I love bdg

@meganknapp6226

5 жыл бұрын

Hi RT!!!!!!!

@morelikegayattorney7099

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel what's your boss title

@louisgunstone723

5 жыл бұрын

Somehow I'm not surprised that you would be watching this.

comrade brian does advocacy for worker co-ops (2019, colorized)

@BarbarianGod

Жыл бұрын

and unions! union strong!

“Which is why I’m including an HR index.” Aldrich Devoured of Gods: *Nervously sweats*

"I'm not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body" is both the most powerful and quotable phrase BDG has ever said.

@zevspencer-shapiro7029

5 жыл бұрын

I beg to differ. God has cursed me for my hubris.

@Kaiwala

5 жыл бұрын

I stopped the video and liked for that sole reason alone. I don't like Polygon, but holy fuck this man is very good at being hilarious.

@OkamiRose

5 жыл бұрын

A quote I will now be stealing as a woman with bodily autonomy. 😏👌

@tparadox88

5 жыл бұрын

BDG BDE

@alac7875

5 жыл бұрын

@@zevspencer-shapiro7029 Then beg

"I'm not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body" - Subscribed.

@meris8486

5 жыл бұрын

The moustache does look stupid though

@quaternaryyy

5 жыл бұрын

@@meris8486 No u

@itstherealbrace6424

5 жыл бұрын

@@meris8486 You may be right but his videos are stupid too

@themindset4164

5 жыл бұрын

@@meris8486 uno reverse card

@Joseph_Drew_III

5 жыл бұрын

It’s been a long day... since when we began

It’s a shame that the Ivory King was put in the “good boss-bad guy” list. He used to be an all-around great guy but after that whole Old Chaos business he really let himself go. At least he left management to Alsanna who has plenty of common sense and clearly values the company.

The best part of this video is that the 5 C's of being a good boss are actually really applicable to real life bosses

@DaveTheVader

2 жыл бұрын

Especially the last one

@bugdracula1662

2 жыл бұрын

@@DaveTheVader you have clearly always been a boss

I'm really grateful BDG put the acronyms for his boss criteria at the bottom so I could totally forget what each acronym stands for

@peachabutt

5 жыл бұрын

@@Moths05 Just say fucker

@thepan4ever

5 жыл бұрын

@@peachabutt no

@peachabutt

5 жыл бұрын

@@thepan4ever fucker

@thepan4ever

5 жыл бұрын

@@peachabutt *H O W D A R E Y O U*

@YEs69th420

4 жыл бұрын

It's such a good touch

"im not dancing this season." nothing has crushed so much in me so quickly. i am devastated.

@Kenneth_A_H

5 жыл бұрын

you know he's lying

@DUHRIZEO

5 жыл бұрын

It’s best it was done early because now you have time to heal and love what he’s evolved into. Mr. Hatcher.

@critch7514

5 жыл бұрын

He ain’t dancing, but he is emoting very physically and violently

@Lotties_handsaw

5 жыл бұрын

"I am devastated," thank you, Raymond holt

I love the fluidity between the take where Brian still has the wig and moustache in his hand, and then turns to a new shot where he's got a mug held in the exact same position. It almost feels like he magiced the wig and moustache into a mug...

@MegaMGstudios

Ай бұрын

It's so clean I didn't even notice until after reading your comment

"Under no circumstances should you be in a work setting and described as gaping." Me, a sex worker: 😅

@vi_cesario

4 ай бұрын

under one circumstance should you be in a work setting and described as gaping

I'm so glad BDG evolved into Ned Flanders

@toadpa4565

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit you're right

@DUHRIZEO

5 жыл бұрын

Now that I’ve seen it, it’s clearly the best choice.

@ghostmarquiche3352

5 жыл бұрын

i hate you

@psyducktective

5 жыл бұрын

I was thinking young gomez addams

@pineappletwoface3224

5 жыл бұрын

There's no way this is even his final form.

Brian David Gilbert is incredibly lanky for carrying the entire weight of the game journalism industry.

@twinostrich8045

5 жыл бұрын

Hey now, don't dis my man Jim Sterling

@schoo9256

5 жыл бұрын

@@twinostrich8045 that was the response i didnt know i needed.

@twinostrich8045

5 жыл бұрын

@@schoo9256 You're welcome, I suppose

@treystokes4090

4 жыл бұрын

have you seen those thighs?

@traviswilliams2348

4 жыл бұрын

Yhatzee crowshaw wants a word.

Pat saying "hey yo can I gape in here?" At the end sent me, I didn't hear that the first time I watched

I’ll never forget at work one time a coworker was trying on a pair of slacks (I’m a wardrobe consultant) and the waist band was too loose. My tailor said, “it’s good in the legs but you’re gaping” and I _LOST IT_ and then had to explain to a 60 year old tailor that someone took the bad guys from a video game, ranked them as managers, and said “under no circumstances should you be in a work setting and described as gaping.”

"Spend all day on Reddit and then send one email at 5 and peace out." *Sweats nervously in receptionist.*

@nathan.w05

4 жыл бұрын

*fuck around on Reddit

@theblackbaron4119

4 жыл бұрын

Please, don't parasitically invade receptionists and sweat inside their bodies. That's disgusting.

@Nannada1212

4 жыл бұрын

Kinda a yikes here

@zelg.5551

4 жыл бұрын

@@theblackbaron4119 What's disgusting is your kinkshaming. He and the receptionist are both (allegedly) concenting adults, they can do whatever they want in their spare time. Yes, even invade each other's bodies with *[redacted]* and sweating up a storm in there through vigorous frictions.

@rynabuns

4 жыл бұрын

I do that, it's just that I'm unemployed as well

"Now you might think you are small, and insignificant, and also dead..." This is the most honest call for working class solidarity I've ever seen.

2:58 "The kind of boss you can chat with at the Estus Cooler" Had to watch this video a couple times to discover that gem

My job title is apparently “Joyless Mistake” which is the most accurate description I have ever received

BDG went from looking like my son to my dad real quick

@VauxhaIIOpel

5 жыл бұрын

wait

@Raph584

5 жыл бұрын

Beautiful Daddy Gaymer

@saxmaverick

4 жыл бұрын

From son, to dad, to daddy?

@Netheraptr

4 жыл бұрын

From you’re profile pic I’m assuming neither matter to you.

@Dark0neone

4 жыл бұрын

​@@Netheraptr or maybe it a fucking joke and you shouldn't be so insufferable, you tool.

In an interview a month ago, I was asked what qualities I liked in a boss. I answered the five C's (almost) verbatim I have my first job in an office now

@Marispider

4 жыл бұрын

I'm assuming CGTTOAMF was the part that forced you to put that "almost" in there. If it wasn't, you have power inside of you and deserved that job anyways.

@EDoyl

4 жыл бұрын

SLICES! DICES! BIG OL' CRUNCHERS!

@cinnamonkittamon

4 жыл бұрын

What did you actually say for the last C though I'm really curious

@ondrejsaska3201

4 жыл бұрын

Can just really go to town on a motherflipper

@cinnamonkittamon

4 жыл бұрын

@@ondrejsaska3201 Specifically capable of beating the hell out someone who can cause female parents to perform full rotations in the air

Honestly love that he pushes back against parasocial relationships so strongly in the beginning of this one. I'd forgotten about it, but it's an important thing for a public figure to do.

Using the BDG method to evaluate my Manager Beth, who got sent to us when our normal manager had to cover a different hotel, but is now not leaving and is our new manager. CV: Beth managed to sort our entire linen closet in about a week using three employees she brought in. Legend. Our hotel is in much better condition since she joined, and she’s balanced job responsibilities better throughout staff. CF: Beth regularly sends our housekeeping group chat reviews about the rooms, both bad and good, asking us to pick up where we lack or congratulating us with doughnuts when we do well. CE: Beth treats us all with equal footing. Just because you’re older or you’ve worked here longer doesn’t mean she’s going to cancel someone else’s holiday for you. Beth works on a first come, first serve basis, and tries to get everyone settled in a fair way. CL: Beth buys us doughnuts and drinks, makes sure we have freezer space, keeps up with our lives and checks in when we’re not doing okay, going as far as to offer help. CRGTTOAMF: I have been harassed at work three times. Beth has sworn up a storm and defended me two of those three times. The third she didn’t know about. Though customers are on a two strike basis, she typically assigns me rooms as FAR as possible away from the room of the customer who harassed me.

Brian: I’m getting mustache surgery Pat: It’s gonna be okay *after the surgery* Brian: **wakes up** where’s pat? Doctor: who do you think gave you the mustache?

@loxjvh

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this beautiful head canon.

@thiccboss4780

5 жыл бұрын

The transplant killed him?!?!?1

@thiccboss4780

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for telling me his name is *_Brian Gilbert_*

@alexd7562

5 жыл бұрын

Thicc Boss no mustache no life

@livingoctopus

5 жыл бұрын

Thicc Boss it's Brian David Gilbert, you deserve to know that his name is three first names

You Mortal FOOLS!! The moustache only gives him power to rule over the Kingdom of Jorts

@breezehxme

5 жыл бұрын

24 Memories ah, a fellow jortian, I see

@idiot_savants1361

5 жыл бұрын

J̴̧̰̦̿̚͝ȯ̷̫͋̚͝͝r̴̛͔̠͓͂̈́͘͜ţ̸̫̝̈́s̴̠̮̰͑ͅ ̶̥͐̉w̶̹̼͈̮̖͑̌͒́͠ị̸̳͎̿̎͊̀ḻ̴̛͉̍̓͛̕l̵͚͓͉̀͗ ̸̧͇̞̺̼̇͠r̵͇̺̾̄ì̵͍͎̯̺͛s̴͖̿͒͒e̴̮̘͍̗̊̎̚̚̚

@talanium

5 жыл бұрын

Fear the jorts

@Winn_Or_Lose

5 жыл бұрын

Step 1e. Fear

@selevan4185

5 жыл бұрын

Jortanians, truly, the rulers of the officevorse

3:17 is that an abyssal dragon in your armor or are you just happy to see me

“He’s the kind of guy who sends you an NSFW link at work and then reports you for clicking on it”. Please tell me that’s never happened.

'I'm not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body' BDG, king of audience/creator boundaries

@isiabet8049

4 жыл бұрын

Top comments with no replies are depressing. Thank me later.

@thelonelyboner1

4 жыл бұрын

@@isiabet8049 yeah I agree

@neolexiousneolexian6079

4 жыл бұрын

@@isiabet8049 I think it's nice. The replies on top comments will almost always be worse than the comment itself, for statistical reasons if nothing else. Seeing no replies is like knowing that everyone appreciates it, and nobody is self-important enough to feel the need to spoil it with their own stupid, entitled opinion. Of course, now I've gone and helped you ruin that, so oops.

@isiabet8049

4 жыл бұрын

@@neolexiousneolexian6079 idk, to me it sort of feels like you said a joke, but no one but you really laughed? They all cracked a smile but now you feel stupid for doing anything more than that. Idk.

"I'm not your friend and you have no say over what I do with my body" is going to be the title of my book.

@th3randomn3rd74

5 жыл бұрын

Title of your sex tape

@DidntExpect

5 жыл бұрын

What sex tape?

@cornbreadloverrr

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something a fat person would say Coming from a fat person

@theryanbard

5 жыл бұрын

@@th3randomn3rd74 Well to be fair my book is an erotic thriller

I feel like Gael would be a good Boss. He helps you in the end, and tests you to see if you're worthy of taking on the company. Plus, his helper treats him like he's family

@NihilistCoomerLord

7 ай бұрын

He ate everyone else in reality

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

5 ай бұрын

​@@NihilistCoomerLordnobody's perfect

14:58 "Santiago, Sunken Giant" sounds so accurate and badass it's almost scary

"If you kill him, you might become him." Didn't realise this is The Santa Clause

@musetangolazorus1875

3 жыл бұрын

AwesomeKitten K I really like that joke. Like a lot

@weebtrashune8979

3 жыл бұрын

underrated movie

@pennyw2226

3 жыл бұрын

*flashbacks to Danny’s song on the movie*

@parist6735

3 жыл бұрын

Kill him to absorb his power. This is the way of Santa.

@screamsformemes

3 жыл бұрын

OMG A FELLOW GREG!!! HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GREAT DAY

"You have no say over what I do with my body" PREACH

@elijahlorenzo6363

5 жыл бұрын

He's looking at Georgia

@alexajay5514

5 жыл бұрын

that line sounds like every 14 year old girl on tumblr after her first short haircut who thinks she’s a soft boy right now

@reksapluss716

5 жыл бұрын

Reminder that a baby's body isn't yours and that killing babies is not a right

@curiousteddie

5 жыл бұрын

my sympathies for getting transphobic AND anti-choice replies on your actually good comment dude

@addiereynolds3961

5 жыл бұрын

@@curiousteddie lmao it's almost impressive

7:59. Something I learned in my guitar class this year is that the guitarist for maroon five went to my high school, so that's pretty fucking cool, I guess

9:58 this needs art

"this is BDG and he has two forms. twink and twunk."

@thekingofthecats42069

5 жыл бұрын

Thwimp and thwomp

@tape-6

5 жыл бұрын

R Booth fwimps and fwomps

@molIymawk

5 жыл бұрын

R Booth i need you to know this is the funniest reply i’ve ever read on youtube and i’ve been laughing at this on and off for two hours now. thank you so much.

@justas423

5 жыл бұрын

TWUNCH

the lack of dance is more distressing than the moustache

@isaacmccarthy4559

5 жыл бұрын

VampireofEmotion bring back dance!!!

0:04 is the best intro I've ever seen

After finally completing all of the mainline souls games, I can confidently say: this is pretty funny

“The best boss is you... and all of your dead friends” As an archaeologist specialising in human burial I have never felt more validated. I and my skeletons thank you BDG.

@kaydencox1561

4 жыл бұрын

... what.

“I fully expect my boss, Tara Long, to put me out of my misery when I stop being useful.” - Brian David Gilbert, 2019 “Then I guess this is your last unraveled.” -Tara Long, 2020

@gunop11

3 жыл бұрын

He....He was right all along... Brian David Gilbert is a god amongst men and we should always see him as such

@evanmarcus5975

3 жыл бұрын

I came down here to make this exact comment, but if course someone got there first 😂

@ambertherockjohn4475

3 жыл бұрын

oh my god

@thegiantegg9672

3 жыл бұрын

good to know enough people are still rewatching this video to give this comment 1.4k likes

@Rocky-cy5bd

3 жыл бұрын

@@gunop11 amongst....

That first 20 or so seconds is the most succinct and perfect dismantling of parasocial relationships and I think it's rad

Jacob the crucified conqueror. That gives me such a good idea for a boss

BDG: *says violation* Me: *Has an OSHA flashback*

@SpiralSine6

5 жыл бұрын

Having PTSD flashbacks without a proper on-site coping mechanism. *that’s* a violation!

@thevoidlord1796

5 жыл бұрын

@@SpiralSine6 VIOLATION! VIOLATION! VIOLATION!

The wig and mustache gag was perfect and I am in love with that joke romantically.

"Knot-ridden grave robber" is perhaps the most vile collection of words, and i will use it religiously

It's funny because the Ivory King is the corrupted form of a guy who was actually incredibly good before circumstances changed, and I feel like that describes more than a few managers.

when he said “i’m not your friend” i really felt that 🤘🏻😔🤘🏻 edit: i’m not saying that it’s a bad thing at all!! this is just a dumb joke! (i definitely think it’s important for ppl to realize they aren’t friends with their favourite creators just because they enjoy their content)

@clovely000

5 жыл бұрын

That shit hurted 😢

@RoboJean1994

5 жыл бұрын

Like a dagger in my heart

@sunnysea24

5 жыл бұрын

I felt it like a healthy reminder that even though we love his content we are random internet strangers and need to respect his space 🤘😔🤘

@AnaRodriguez-cg1bc

5 жыл бұрын

Now I am depression

@unblorbosyourshows9635

5 жыл бұрын

@@AnaRodriguez-cg1bc Hello Depression! I wanted to talk with you for a long time. I have just one thing to say: Fuck You.

"i'm not your friend and you have no say over what i do with my body" is iconic and we stan a king who sets boundaries

@featherycoffee1401

3 жыл бұрын

Stalker WOOO

@ninjabunny101

3 жыл бұрын

@@featherycoffee1401 what?

@featherycoffee1401

3 жыл бұрын

@@ninjabunny101 don't you know what a Stan is? Stan - *St* alker F *an* Comes from an Eminem song from the same name. It's honestly a VERY bad thing that people used to label stalker-ish obsessive creeps but the K pop community and the Mctwt just ran with it and changed its meaning to just super fan. Which is weird, because now we can't pick out bad things people do, and now criticise "stans" and there will always be the counter-argument that "not all stans are bad", which is inherently wrong, like saying not all criminals did illegal things. That's what a Stan is, check out jawsh for pretty much everyone who's not a stans take

@featherycoffee1401

3 жыл бұрын

@@honkstheclown8631 yeah, that's why I said, the k pop *and* mctwt communities. :)

@ninjabunny101

3 жыл бұрын

@@featherycoffee1401 are you calling this commenter a stalker? that’s a bit of a yikes from me, man.

I swear they put the ads in at the ✨perfect✨ moment to show the peak of insanity

“Gaping with surprise as Steve unveiled the new prototype.” Booyeah!

@Ajehy

2 жыл бұрын

Also, I’m Ajehy, the Torturer Sun Guardian… basically Smough 😝

Why does Brian look like he works at Disney circa 1930?

@bernatgarcia6348

5 жыл бұрын

I'm laughing so hard

@averagejoey2000

5 жыл бұрын

he doesn't work at Disney. he's Walt

@amberbydreamsart5467

5 жыл бұрын

I feel like he's about to sell me a used car

2:38 best theme on google slides no doubt

My boss name is rotting throne watcher, which sounds like the assistant manager that has been working longer than the manager themself.

a wise man once said "Comedy Gold usually comes from people on the brink of psychosis" and i think hes right

@taakotuesdays

4 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Muhly that explains polygon, mbmbam, and John Mulaney. Excellent work

my boss title generator name was "knot-ridden dragonrider", which just makes me sound like a furry

@ihinx4272

3 жыл бұрын

Mine was burnt orphan

@lukefrancois6173

3 жыл бұрын

I'm "forsaken mistake"

@gunthereinritterdesheilige8436

3 жыл бұрын

Joyless archivist is mine, though i think the joyless is a given

@lemonhead1571

3 жыл бұрын

@@gunthereinritterdesheilige8436 Gunther, The Archivist

@lemonhead1571

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, you right. That sucks, sorry man. I have either Luminous Beast or Forsaken Beast and I don't know which sounds better.

"I'm not your friend and you have no say over what i do with my body" is one of my go to lines when someone tries to give me advice

"When has the duke led you astray before?" Brennan Lee Mulligan has broken this trust forever.

Are we not gonna talk about Pat's phenomenal joke of "Yo, can I gape in here?"

@rachelrachel9152

3 жыл бұрын

Everything pat says or does adds ten years to my life

@fuckwit107

3 жыл бұрын

@@rachelrachel9152 talk about a woke bae

@LegendaryDarkKnight602

Жыл бұрын

He fucked me up when he said "They're nude from the waist up, and nude from the waist down.

@TheGIJew.

Жыл бұрын

@@fuckwit107 "it's a horrible line i'm sorry for writing it"

I was convinced that BDG had a fake mustache on under his fake mustache And I’m still not entirely convinced that it’s real

@jcs6387

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's just a mustache that he drew on himself with a marker.

@tpk5703

5 жыл бұрын

Watch the video he put up on his personal page about making Jorts. The mustach is real, and it's hysterical

@VauxhaIIOpel

5 жыл бұрын

should I put this on r/wooosh?

@grzeg_

5 жыл бұрын

Borys Barski what the fuck where is the wooosh

@grzeg_

5 жыл бұрын

Borys Barski don’t be so obsesive about r/wooosh post only funny situations, also there is no wooosh

Love that the Rotten is the best boss for once hahah.

I know I'm wayyy too late to this video but that little flourish in the music at 1:06 goes OFF

@TSMaster

2 жыл бұрын

What

Can you please rank the Pokemon from least to most edible?

@DoomSkuller

5 жыл бұрын

Muk's totally most edible

@wrcz

5 жыл бұрын

that already exists though: i.redd.it/kolk9c7ujfl21.png

@crisrose9707

5 жыл бұрын

Ditto.

@vanelly5652

5 жыл бұрын

KonyHawksProSlaver Okay great, now ALL of them

@wrcz

5 жыл бұрын

@@vanelly5652 if you Google edible Pokemon there's more charts

The fact that my dark souls boss name is Jimmy the Joyless Orphan ironically brings be so much joy, as I can just imagine you walking up to the orphanage not expecting a boss battle but little jimmy is lookin real joyless today and he just starts swinging at you. Fighting him isn’t very hard, the main challenge is just dealing with the moral repercussions of killing a sad, small orphan in order to progress through the game.

@Zeelu05

2 жыл бұрын

Same vibe as Sif

@vmvarga2230

2 жыл бұрын

Bro I'm joyless orphan too and believe me, I will revive you

@Yetiii23

2 жыл бұрын

im the accursed mistake LOL

@medallion2836

2 жыл бұрын

Listen, if the orphan didn't want to be drop-kicked into the next life, they shouldn't have challenged the guy with a sword in armor. They started the fight, and I'll fuckin end it.

@lowlyworm8510

2 жыл бұрын

im joyless aerobics instructor. even in dark souls im the normalest one there

Dude, your videos are really fun. Also, "Alexandra the Rotting Magistrate" sounds badass, and I will proudly call myself that on the internet from now on.

Looking back at Unraveled, this episode is so underrated. Its one of my favorites, I feel like it has to be a top3.

BDG evolution Season 1: twink intern new to polygon, bad anxiety Season 2: BDG with even more BDE and funky 70s music

@pwkotor47

5 жыл бұрын

Brian david energy

@amoonia

5 жыл бұрын

I was thoroughly convinced that BDE stood for “Big Dad Energy”

@duderave1109

5 жыл бұрын

went from twink intern to twink english teacher

"Joyless Mistake" I thought this was supposed to give me my Dark Souls Boss name, not my actual nickname.

@zacheray

4 жыл бұрын

omg i saw that matchup and felt instantly bad for anyone who got it

@TheBoarKing1

4 жыл бұрын

At least yours makes sense, I’m the crucified grave robber,

@toastycafe

4 жыл бұрын

Jacob Oh dear. I do feel bad for you. My nickname is the knot-ridden mistake and I don’t know what knot-ridden means.

@budingiesy0

4 жыл бұрын

Mines not so bad, odorous throne watcher

@rhymeswithmoose228

4 жыл бұрын

Mutilated Serpent Spawn I have no opinion

Joyless Golum? One has never known the truth to be so sharp as the sword but also the tongue

"The Joyless throne watcher." A man who has crawled his way to the top, but realizes all that he has left behind and the means to get where he has gotten has left him hollow...

Just something that makes it easier to remember the 5 Cs: Cv = clear vision Cf = consistent feedback Ce = cherishes employees Cl = compassionate leadership Cgttoamf = can go to town on a mother fucker

@penbailey9677

3 жыл бұрын

oh we love this

@vraolet

3 жыл бұрын

His management acronyms are so realistic no one can remember them, just like the real ones.

@michaelhughes8784

3 жыл бұрын

Saw this at 999 and just had to put you over the top

@parist6735

3 жыл бұрын

CGTTOAK = Can Go To Town On A Karen

@gannongarfin1634

3 жыл бұрын

yes

I may not be a fan of the moustache personally, but the utter savagery with which that intro was delivered makes me not give a damn. Keep doing what you do, Brian. -James, the Burnt Conqueror

@MagizardInternet

5 жыл бұрын

He went from instagrammable nerd to that teacher that's so smart it's cute.

@scylla1772

5 жыл бұрын

#Conquerorsquad unite

@bingobongo2808

5 жыл бұрын

Couldnt have said it better myself James

@ShootingStarNeo

5 жыл бұрын

-James, the Burnt Conqueror Sent from my hot tub

"constantly works from home and ends all his emails with 'send from my hottub'. " ngl, that is a mood. that is a vision. that is a GOAL.

7:24 You sure are making assumptions about his title

I feel like _Great Grey Wolf Sif_ has the same energy as _Hyena w/ gun_

@Joyce-xi1di

4 жыл бұрын

Or just straight up wolf link

@thegreatmajora5089

4 жыл бұрын

That grey wolf can *get it*

@ColderDay

4 жыл бұрын

a rougher Okami Amaterasu

@cockodemon7443

4 жыл бұрын

Great Grey Wolf Sif is Hyena with a gun's dad

@patrickbutbored4993

4 жыл бұрын

No it is POKÉMON

The mustache was ok. Saying that he's not my friend is tough, but understandable. But no dancing this season is unacceptable Brian. Also I'm a crucified deacon what

The four kings are more like the bosses in Office Space. When the main character doesnt hand in his TPS reports and they come in one after another asking the same question and you give each one the same reply.

4:08 unrelated to the video but the background music here is the same music that a streamer i watch, Socpens, uses for his sub alerts on stream, and rewatching this video and hearing that sound threw me off for a sec. neat!

"Under no circumstances should you be in a work setting and described as 'gaping'." - McDonalds Training Manual, 2019

He comes in two forms. TWINK AND TWUNK

@jamie_mkv

5 жыл бұрын

um, BDG is a twank xx

@fateofthekid9091

5 жыл бұрын

Big otter vibes

@LacerationGravity

5 жыл бұрын

a twunk is not determined by body hair but by noticeable muscle mass. I am an expert in gay trust me

@officialprozac

5 жыл бұрын

I strongly believe we in the comment section would all greatly benefit from you deleting all your social media

@nicolassagrillo1442

5 жыл бұрын

twear

22 seconds in and already a twist. you gotta love this man.

Revisiting this for the first time in about 2 years. I love it even more

"I'm not dancing this season" Proceeds to dance in every other episode this season

@BeccaMoses

4 жыл бұрын

proceeds to invent ska this season

@ezekielmartin4323

4 жыл бұрын

Proceeds to skank harder than he's ever skanked in his life in this season.

"Do it for the duke." Brian's attraction to Duke Mirage continues.

@saber1epee0

Жыл бұрын

That's re-Duke-u-lous. Duke you want to try again?

@Lolbitdrangonmaster

4 ай бұрын

Duke.

I found this video whilst looking for some background noise when writing my Organisational Leadership report for my degree, the timing and relevance could not be better!

I finally, recently completed the DS series so i could finally watch this video and it was very worth it

"No dancing this season" Lads, I wasnt having a very good day, and that isnt making it better

Ned Flanders talks about Dark Souls for 15 minutes

@TeddieSage1987

5 жыл бұрын

Diddlydoo.

@dumbkoffcrow974

5 жыл бұрын

Prepare for ReNeducation by HR

"Knot-Ridden Serpent Spawn" ...so basically, a snake that is tied into knots in many place? Am I a frigging Serpentine Balloon Animal?

“Under no circumstances should you be in a work setting and described as “gaping”.

I'm just scared about how that wig turned into a cup.

@fernando47180

5 жыл бұрын

Wow, I didn't notice he didn't have a cup at first

@PandaXs1

5 жыл бұрын

I mean he does say the world of dark souls is frightening and murky when it happens

@kittenpower9017

5 жыл бұрын

His dad powers activating

The moustache reveal... top ten anime betrayals But for real it’s a look. 10/10

Forsaken Sun Guardian just sounds like Sephiroth exaggerating on his resume

Finally coming back to this video after actually playing Dark Souls and I'm so excited lmao

Bdg : I wont dance this season Bdg, 2 minutes later: clapping and dancing while talking about the 5 c's