Her joke about Kevin Hart weighing 150 pounds, a 155 after The Rock finishes 💀💀💀

@adamanderson4013

13 күн бұрын

Killer

@krisfang5729

13 күн бұрын

You gotta hand it to Kevin...because he can't reach!

@sergioh336

13 күн бұрын

Lol she's a savage

@markmac2206

12 күн бұрын

She called him 15 Cent. 😂

@bradbengel917

11 күн бұрын

Absolutely the best part

AJ looking at nikki like a prime cut of steak.

@BigtimeSauce

13 күн бұрын

She bad

@strangechange496

13 күн бұрын

Hawk was rocked up no doubt

@codyb.3015

13 күн бұрын

All a chick's gotta do is be skinny and under 40 I guess lmao.

@TheMissiIe

13 күн бұрын

​@codyb.3015 at this point, being skinny is a massive achievement in America

@maxaimassist1867

13 күн бұрын

​​@@codyb.3015guess you some underage kid who doesn't even know football....

“CTE gets diagnosed with Eli Manning” damn lmao 🤣

@maxaimassist1867

13 күн бұрын

I lol hard at that haha

@nennuon

13 күн бұрын

I dont get it can y’all explain?

@gregorthegrey

12 күн бұрын

@@nennuon because people say Eli looks like a retarded person lol My dad has always called Eli “the tard” haha

@00Regista

11 күн бұрын

@@nennuonit’s like saying someone brain damaged getting diagnosed with CTE, but this is another level where CTE itself is getting diagnosed with “Eli manning” (syndrome?) since he’s seen as goofy or brain damaged himself

@nennuon

11 күн бұрын

@@00Regista oh lmaoooo thanks for the explanation

'Me know that not real money,'" Nikki is the winner of the roast. 🤣

@Gulag00

13 күн бұрын

Jeff Ross was

@iiTsFaded_

13 күн бұрын

Nikki is a weird way to spell Jeff Ross

@spencermann3951

13 күн бұрын

Tie goes to Tony and Nikki

@ASAPBlanco

13 күн бұрын

Tony was up there too

@mtbokor1969

13 күн бұрын

I adore Nikki. She was the runner up. Tony was the winner.

"You look like a Cyclops with two eyes" is diabolical

@stepbrother4971

13 күн бұрын

Insanely accurate too😂

@billinns7676

13 күн бұрын

Bless your heart.

@Zarab923

13 күн бұрын

Yeah like why is that so accurate…. That’s wild 😂

@soggygooseman

13 күн бұрын

I still don't even know what that means but it had me laughing for like 10 mins straight. I had to pause the video and skip back to make sure I heard it right.

@dark3rthanshadows

13 күн бұрын

Its crazy, that u understand what it means 😂😂

Tony Hinchliffe needs to be on

@719989

13 күн бұрын

He was fantastic!

@tweezerd

13 күн бұрын

he should get a regular spot to come make jokes and talk wwe

@TheLongestDog

13 күн бұрын

He would just talk about how great he is and how genius comics are for 10min.. Compare them to athletes somehow. He was funny at the roast, but he's an insufferable dude

@samkersten9539

13 күн бұрын

@@TheLongestDogyou must not watch Tony much because that’s so far from the truth lol

@TheLongestDog

13 күн бұрын

@@samkersten9539 I've seen far too much of Tony. He thinks he's an all-timer. The concept of Kill Tony would be much better with a good comedian.

Hawk trying not to flip that table with his cawk.

@TopGKev

13 күн бұрын

Yooooo 😂😂😂😂

@jypsyj86

13 күн бұрын

Broooooo 😂😂😂😂

@vancebacri5894

13 күн бұрын

I got a good laugh. Thank you .

@jordanwright2313

12 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@tino9632

12 күн бұрын

Lmfaoo 😂

We all owe Brady some gratitude and respect for stepping up to the plate and absorbing the hits so we all could have a big laugh. What a night!

@brekerickson9664

13 күн бұрын

Agreed. Think they had a point that itll be hard to find someone else at the goat level who would be willing to sign up

@waynetables6414

13 күн бұрын

@@brekerickson9664it’s a perfect storm because Tom isn’t like Jordan who has zillion dollar shoe contracts and really doesn’t have much to lose in terms of a brand on that level

@Thrashman-ye4cf

13 күн бұрын

@@waynetables6414also I think Tom is just more laid back, where as every one knows Jordan has always been kind of a dick, and almost psychotically competitive. He probably would not take these jokes lightly lol.

@waynetables6414

13 күн бұрын

@@Thrashman-ye4cf I agree Michael Jordan is legitimately a sociopath😂. But so is Tom in his own way tbh I’m someone born in 94’ in Boston area so because of that ive watched everything Tom Brady has ever done and said in public more or less.. and I was nervous he wouldn’t come off well because he always comes across as rehearsed and phony when he’s in front of a microphone.. always robotic. I really don’t think he was even that good in terms of his actually performance of the jokes they wrote him.. he was doing the “bad guy” gimmick but I don’t think he committed to it enough.. but everything about the show as a whole elevated him to the point it didn’t even matter by the time he got up there.. and he came off more natural as his set went on. I realized that agreeing to get roasted and just sitting there taking the jokes is like 80% of the battle.. so Jordan would be fine as long as he just sits there and laughs and takes it.. and all he has to do is read stuff comedians write for him. Like I said though, a guy with a publicly traded international zillion dollar shoe brand has nothing to gain and everything to lose whereas Tom didn’t really have anything to lose and he actually did have a lot to gain because he spent most of his career being hated, unlike Jordan

@tripsaplenty1227

13 күн бұрын

he didn't. he complained about the rub n tug joke and then didn't go to the party.

AJ was ready to risk it all and chomp her up with his new set of teeth.

@deadraider420

13 күн бұрын

Dude has 10 kids

@MVeeTV

13 күн бұрын

@@deadraider420 he’ll lay #11 on Nikki

@MarcYanruw

13 күн бұрын

Nikki has a boyfriend too 😂😂

@HH-gv8mx

12 күн бұрын

Nikki just got new teeth and a new face. Filler Botox and Ozempic with a high dose of Adderall.

@markmac2206

12 күн бұрын

​@@MarcYanruwa boyfriend she said she would dump just for a lottery ticket to bang TB12.

AJ is looking at Nikki like she’s a plate of boiled chicken and white rice

@Levi-Athan27

13 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@kingofallmediums2123

12 күн бұрын

How about Bean Curd and Broccoli 🥦 😂😂😂😂 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲

@Macattack11639

11 күн бұрын

Shes not really that hot. Its only cause shes funny. Looks? Meh

@clarktudor2706

11 күн бұрын

He loves showing his teeth off

@anthony95131

11 күн бұрын

😂😂

My favorite line from Nikki was Tom’s biggest mistake with his wife saying “you should take jiu-jitsu. “

@tashamarie8877

13 күн бұрын

Lmfao.... She killed it!

@JacksonJones-je9uk

13 күн бұрын

the guy can beat ur ass tom while eating hers

@markmac2206

12 күн бұрын

Subtle jokes can be the best ones.

@tommylee3812

11 күн бұрын

Her timing and tone was on point. Hilarious joke

Nikki is the best. 20+ years of putting hard work into her craft. She is brutally honest about her family and personal life, even when it doesnt paint her in the best light. Have to appreciate the honesty.

Gronk appearing calm as hell while being freaked tf out like it's the Super Bowl speaks volumes to what an animal/trained killer he was on the field.

This is why roasts are so important for comedians. Nikki has been killing it for years, but to expose her to a different audience that primarily spends their free time watching sports. Now she is on Pat McAfee, the exposure is amazing for her career. This roast was awesome for many talented people. Imagine if Netflix did a live roast every month, that would be the nail in the coffin for streaming services.

@RogerRoger15

12 күн бұрын

Not enough worthy people would volunteer for it haha

@Macattack11639

11 күн бұрын

Roasts are good because they are NOT once a month. See Dean Martins 50 roasts. About 3 are good

Always been a huge Nikki Glaser fan. Glad she is finally getting her props.

@jakeferreirafamily

13 күн бұрын

Trailblazer

@HH-gv8mx

12 күн бұрын

@@jakeferreirafamily not really a trailblazer. There are so many other female comedians that opened the door ahead of her. Sarah Silverman, Whitney Cummings, Natasha, Chelsea handler

@jakeferreirafamily

12 күн бұрын

@@HH-gv8mx lol I know I meant marcomark61 is a trailblazer 😂

@MattSealey

11 күн бұрын

Still waiting for a funny caucasian female comedian.

@HH-gv8mx

11 күн бұрын

@@jakeferreirafamily I think Fortune Feimster is hilarious

I was there - it was electric! Her Gronk Crypto joke, got the loudest laugh of the night

netflix could do so much bringing the roasts back adding behind the scenes jokes commentary from the people involved etc i would watch all them

That coconut water joke was super funny! 😄

I did not think Bledsoe would be funny…but he killed it. Gronk laughed it off and slammed back. Great roast!

I’m a Dolphins fan but honestly I’m thankful Tom Brady was willing to do this. The fact that the jokes were so dark and off the cuff reminds me of the good old days when we weren’t so worried about being cancelled or sensitive. Hope this continues next year

She said bro looks like a cyclops with 2 eyes I'm crying

@jwbphotography

16 сағат бұрын

That was a rehash of a joke from the Baldwin roast, Chris Redd said Blake Griffin looked like a two-eyed cyclops.

Nikki is the GOAT Roaster. Love her work in Alec Baldwin's Roast too!

@michaelf.bender3718

13 күн бұрын

Jeff Ross is #1. Nikki is a close second.

@Jay-gf8tm

13 күн бұрын

Tony Hinchcliffe is. She just said she works with a team.

@dripgodbeatz2111

13 күн бұрын

Both of them trash asf corny

@silenttoxic707

13 күн бұрын

@@Jay-gf8tm the only thing Hinchliffe is the best at is his crackling voice from all that estrogen

@wolfwang8464

13 күн бұрын

@@michaelf.bender3718Lisa Lampanelli is my personal roasting goat

One of the low key best jokes of the night was when Hinchcliffe said…. “Churchill Downs….and that’s Churchill Downs the racetrack not Jeff Ross when he’s smoking a cigar” 😂😂😂

“ME KNOW DAT NOT REAL MONEY” will forever live in roast infamy! 😂

Tony Hinchcliffe absolutely killed it too

@spencermann3951

13 күн бұрын

100% They should have gave him the time as the rest of them. I say it’s a tie between Tony and Nikki These guys crushed it

@Austin.Kilgore

13 күн бұрын

@@spencermann3951 Yeah same, I can’t really decide between Nikki and Tony on who I felt did the best… but it’s *definitely* between those two.

@therealrobrub

13 күн бұрын

I can't stand Tiny Hinchcliffe, but I have to give credit where credit is due. His set was excellent.

@rydendurte

Күн бұрын

Schultz killed also

@Austin.Kilgore

20 сағат бұрын

@@rydendurte Did he? His really all that memorable to me… like not at all actually lol I remember *_nothing_* about it.

People are craving honesty. You have no idea how true that statement really is

@ryanfitzgerald2816

13 күн бұрын

The Leftists have basically made comedy illegal and forced it nearly underground at this point. A lot of those people were actually in the crowd too.

@smellywaffels1967

11 күн бұрын

Tom Brady didn’t. He got offended by a joke about Robert Kraft.

@lucrative6477

11 күн бұрын

@@smellywaffels1967don’t be so gullible lol.

@mistersunshine1330

10 күн бұрын

Yet he took the hundreds of other ones. Get a grip​@@smellywaffels1967

I love that she roasted him and then was like... " nah i'm not done! " and continues to roast him on shows afterwards! What a killer.

@snarkycharlies

13 күн бұрын

Been writing jokes for a month. She's on a roast tour! She did it on Stern too 😆

I'm STILL laughing at "me know that not real money" hahahahahahahahahahaha

i’ve been a fan of her roasts for years, i love to see her get her flowers

All Tiger would have to do to bring the house down is to get up on stage and say "I’ve always wanted to say this, “for-shizzle!” So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!"

@kend6232

8 күн бұрын

Winner! LOL

" didn't get into football until Taylor said it was ok " 😂😂

@Dozav7

12 күн бұрын

Hilarious. I thought that line was literal. 😂

@Renji26

11 күн бұрын

Aye yo 😂😂

11:43 Not even hiding the vitamins 😂

@lyons11siren

11 күн бұрын

🏈 🚬

Tiger's roast would be brutal

@JustTheFlecks

12 күн бұрын

I get why Brady did it… he’s comfortable in his own skin and doesn’t have a ton of skeletons. Tiger will never do this - it would be the most brutal roast, ever. His life is a roasters wet dream.

@brandon4949

8 күн бұрын

​@JustTheFlecks did you miss the Hasselhoff and Charlie Sheen roasts?

@datsapaddlin

8 күн бұрын

@@JustTheFlecks Yeah Tiger has legit dirt that would not go well for him 😂

@JustTheFlecks

7 күн бұрын

@@datsapaddlin I suspect he did a few things on Ambien he doesn’t remember, and authorities just kind of let slide. He’d probably leave a roast with new criminal charges.

@JustTheFlecks

6 күн бұрын

@@brandon4949 Tiger would be Hasselhoff level humiliation. I think jocks get more leeway than actors because, well, they have a legit skill. Anyone can act… Tatum O’Neill got an Academy Award at 9 years old. Professional athletes have a legit and rare skill, and are a lot less neurotic than actors. Someone like JJ Watt can kick back and take whatever’s dished out.

Nikki’s set was fantastic. I was laughing out loud the whole time she was up there. Damn she killed it

Gisele was exposed 😂

@tashamarie8877

13 күн бұрын

Oh man .... They went in on Gisele. 🫣🫣 I was literally cringing for her.....🤭🤭i was also laughing my ass off too 😂😂

@FracturedImage

13 күн бұрын

Saw a comment on Twitter say that Tom has a 200 IQ 🧠 using this roast as an excuse to call his cheating ex wife a whore lol 😆

@erko78

13 күн бұрын

What do you mean she was exposed? I haven’t watched it yet but I’m curious what you mean by that. Like they basically called her a nasty hoe or something lol?

@rla8713

10 күн бұрын

​@@tashamarie8877oh well

@acetreyner2906

10 күн бұрын

You mean Gisielle lol

A roast should be mandatory for every politician running for office. That will be fun!

She killed it and had the best roast for gronk😂

@Tonyv9231

13 күн бұрын

Poor gronk he got roasted the most even more than tom 😂

@youneverknow1316

12 күн бұрын

@@Tonyv9231 He has done very well for himself playing a professional dummy. Got a feeling a lot of it is an act.

Can't wait for the Aaron Rodgers roast

@cperkins5050

12 күн бұрын

No way Rodgers would do it. He cannot take any criticism.

@priestsonaplane2236

11 күн бұрын

@@cperkins5050doing a roast is great for your brand Aaron rodgers will do one but only with hand picked comedians

Notice how she didn’t say Bert and Segura when she said “comedians”. That PowerPoint was embarrassing

@lucrative6477

11 күн бұрын

“I’m a big fan of your joke”

@Reality_C

11 күн бұрын

It was such a freaking bore!!

@austinshockey9274

11 күн бұрын

Comedians who failed at comedy but got famous at podcasting trying to do comedy. It was real bad.

@MrMinionMoney

9 күн бұрын

I'm glad someone told me to skip their set.

@sktgamerdudejr13

8 күн бұрын

@@austinshockey9274I mean they’ve had good specials but their set was beyond garbage. Tom looked like he was reading from a teleprompter the entire time and had so emotional/character to it. Probably the only set I’ll skip on rewatches tbh

If Tiger does it, Chappelle needs to be on or host

@deadraider420

13 күн бұрын

Naw. Chappelle doesn’t need the attention

@chrisretzlaff2895

13 күн бұрын

@@deadraider420 He already has a deal with Netflix, and he was there Sunday night at the Roast

@datsapaddlin

8 күн бұрын

So long fried rich…hello fried chicken!!!!

"I think people are just craving honest ". Yes that's it. That's really what it is!

A roast is the comedic “purge”.

Imagine Michael Jordan NOT taking jokes personally 😂😂😂😂

0:44 hawker was rocked on arrival

AJ is having an entire conversation with himself about Nikki. That man was hungry for it. I’ve never seen him smirk and smile so much.

@qj5887

8 күн бұрын

He's trying to stay sexy 😂 playing it cool.

AJ CANT STOP SMILING WHILE SHE TALKING 🤣🤣🤣

@alexkaplan1136

13 күн бұрын

Well yeah she’s telling jokes and funny stories.

@eXHackeR

11 күн бұрын

@@alexkaplan1136doesn’t hurt that she is absolutely gorgeous too But to be clear, she is a comedian. A real comedian. She is so funny and she has been great at previous roasts. But that’s all I knew her from. Now I’m definitely watching her specials. She’s soooooo funny.

Nikki represents the work side of the craft very well.

Roasts are like the Super Bowl for comedians 😂

I heard Bledsoe put in work and went to clubs to test his set out. Big ups to him tbh.

Nikki definitely killed it and stood out as the best roaster that night! Huge applause 👏🏽 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🔥🔥

Awesome Broadcast Tonight!!! And The Roast was Amazing!!! Thank You Nicki Glazer, I did not know, Next to meet You!👋🔥🎉🙏🥰🇺🇸

What made me laugh the most is how many hits Gronk took. I was wondering who was getting roasted after a while. lol

Nikki you are a breath of fresh air ...... You throw a change up and it makes you smile

@jasony8002

13 күн бұрын

You guys should have asked her how she feels about Netflix cutting out Kim Kardashian getting booed.

Kraft jokes being off limits is crazy. If he didn't want to be a target, then he shouldn't be there.

@russellayers3408

13 күн бұрын

It's about power..you are not allowed to critize what "they" do..🇮🇱 🤐

@Real_Beaky

13 күн бұрын

@@russellayers3408 is Kraft one of the tiny hat people? I didn't know. That would explain a lot.

@shawnsanders9450

13 күн бұрын

He wasn't a roaster. Jusr because he is there anything goes? I'm sure Brady's son was there somewhere too. Is it anything goes against his son as well?

@Real_Beaky

13 күн бұрын

@@shawnsanders9450 his son didn't do suspicious things at massage parlors. If Aaron Hernandez and OJ Simpson are fair game, then yes, Kraft is too.

@lucrative6477

11 күн бұрын

@@Real_Beakydumb comment

"I wanted to put a knife through you to make sure you're not cake." 😂😂

She nailed it ... people are craving honesty

Joint roast Antonio Brown and Draymond Green

@brekerickson9664

13 күн бұрын

omg yes

@sirskylar

13 күн бұрын

antonio brown wouldn’t last 30 seconds without taking off his shirt and storming out the building lmao

@jackietan3196

13 күн бұрын

@@sirskylar fair statement 😂🤣

@DGZGSGEGIGKG

13 күн бұрын

Nah, they’d want to fight.

@jackietan3196

13 күн бұрын

@@DGZGSGEGIGKG would you not be entertained?

Bro that cake line lmao. She killed it.

“You haven’t caught this much heat since you were microwaved as a baby”

"I think that people are just craving honesty" Nikki, for the sake of sanity in this world, would I ever love to have that be true.

Nikki is USDA Prime Choice

Never seen AJ smile so much lol

@Dozav7

12 күн бұрын

AJ! Make her a friendship bracelet!

They even cut kim getting booed

@seanim6846

13 күн бұрын

Hahaha “had to be there” lol

@erko78

13 күн бұрын

Why was she even there?

@GSMnocap-memesdaily-

12 күн бұрын

@@erko78 no one knows lol

@leonrodriguez1714

10 күн бұрын

​@@erko78304s gotta laugh too

Affleck bombed but that was it. Randy kinda stunk too.

Great set by Nikki and this clip was a great bts look! Loved it!

You killed it. I'm not sure ive ever laughed harder.

A Tiger Woods roast would be almost too over the top. So much material to use: porn stars, infidelity, divorce, 9-iron to the face, crashing cars, injuries, driving a car on pain killers and getting pulled over, navy seal workouts for no reason, and some golf stuff lol.

You just know Belichick loved Julian calling Alex a snake oil salesman……. Actually we all did also

Her bit was the best of all of them. Especially the part of her talking about Gronk. Me no take crypto money 😂😂 The amount of Hernandez jokes that there were, even from Brady, more than I ever had imagined.

1:11 is that guy on the right choking the monkey...oh it was a water bottle lol

Sounds like Pat's Mother Day present to his wife is tickets to the Nikki Glaser show in Indy next month!

AJ is bricked up

Killed it!🔥

Great question Tone!! Comedy is back!

She told Stern that was the biggest crowd she ever performed in front of. She's going to be selling out arenas soon, so freekin' funny.

Can you imagine the Roast on Aaron Rodgers

@ExileOnDaytonStreet

13 күн бұрын

Now THAT would be a batshit crazy event

@cperkins5050

12 күн бұрын

Rodgers would not do it.

FANTASTIC INTERVIEW!!!

Pat: " tiger woods" Conman: "Oh Jesus" had me rolling

They should do Beckham with Ricky Gervais 🙂

Cyclops with two eyes is funny

Without a doubt THE MVP of the Roast!

AJ felt that “Cyclops with two eyes” comment 😂

I like that they spelt her name wrong in the title of the video lmao

@heatsuckmy

13 күн бұрын

and on screen under her name lol.

@steelermill

13 күн бұрын

Damn it Mitt

Joe Namath used to appear on Dean Martin roast

she is amazing! and funny! love her specials!

"Me know that not real money" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Need to do a John Daily roast!!😂

@ryanfitzgerald2816

13 күн бұрын

That's actually an athlete that I believe might actually have thick enough skin to take a roast. Most would not be able to handle it.

@JustTheFlecks

12 күн бұрын

That would be awesome, and he seems like a guy that could roll with it.

@jesperjee

9 күн бұрын

Who?

Charles Barkley should do one at a live venue in San Antonio

@JustTheFlecks

12 күн бұрын

The best thing about a Barkley roast would be when Barkley does his response.

@biggysmalls3626

9 күн бұрын

Barkley would need someone to explain all the words to him.

Glaser ….Tiger Woods. “O Jesus “. Best line

Good interview

Congrats Nikki you did amazing. Stl represent🤙✅

Why did pat cut her off? He did a live heckle basically. She was rollin

The Roast of John Daly would be epic!!

She did amazing I’ve never seen any of her stuff but I’m gonna watch

It’s so funny suddenly all these new fans of Nikki….Good move by her being part of the TB Roast…..I’ve knew about her since 2016….when she first appeared during the Roast of Rob Lowe on Comedy Central….

10:16 what are they referring to? Dun King?

Love you Nikki! Fellow KHS graduate.

I am a big fan because of the roast 😂😂😂

What’s the dun king thing they’re referring to? What joke didn’t go well?

@mtxeer8838

12 күн бұрын

Ben Afleck - he bombed.