The guy that yells “whoooo” every joke. Please ban him

@JamesOfEarth

2 ай бұрын

Bill seems to love it. His audiences have been awful for so long.

@Emerica.

2 ай бұрын

Tell me you’re a democrat without telling me you’re a democrat

@Denyshowe

2 ай бұрын

@@JamesOfEarth Does he have any control over it? You're right, the whooping and whoo-ing is SO 1985.

@jad1079

2 ай бұрын

WOOO

@AverageJoe483

2 ай бұрын

He is paid per the “ whooo”.

*Unfortunately the US situation is not funny, it’s obscenely tragic.*

@dickjones8119

2 ай бұрын

liberals screwed everything up

@Boobalopbop

2 ай бұрын

They have no idea how crazy they look that Trump has not only been tried for trying to overthrow the country immediately… But he is allowed to run for President again?!?!? And he’s the front runner??? WTF IS this country? You think you can’t become a dictatorship? You only narrowly avoided it in 2021… Now you’re inviting the potential dictator to try again!

@steverobinson8771

2 ай бұрын

Which in, and of itself, is fucking hilarious for the rest of the world 🤣🤣🤣

@scottlemieux7517

2 ай бұрын

Grow up

@Boobalopbop

2 ай бұрын

@@steverobinson8771 Rest of the world won’t be laughing when Trump is back in the White House and telling Putin he can do “whatever he wants”. I know we won’t be laughing in Germany.

An AG needs to have balls. Garland doesn’t…

@jeffdrazin5514

2 ай бұрын

he does what he's told by the radical democrat/communists who run this country now. Do you think he's that incompetent or stupid? wake up for Gd's sake.

@mimi-ur8pc

2 ай бұрын

81 million votes my ass.

@916Smoke

2 ай бұрын

AG has nothing on Trump. You can't just have a Soviet Union court. Garland is doing this or that just out of spite and his day will come.

@bills5009

2 ай бұрын

We dodged a bullet when he didn't get on the SCOTUS.

@Lapusso650

2 ай бұрын

The most infuriating thing about all this is that Garland was specifically a concession to Republicans… So by making him attorney general, Democrats didn’t realize they were making yet another concession. The opposite of what they thought they were doing. they thought they were pwning Republicans.

“When we needed a pit bull we got a purse dog.” Great line Bill!

AG Merrick Garland is a huge disappointment and failure for "U.S." and the world at large. I have to agree with you on this one Bill.

@Simon-talks

2 ай бұрын

TDS

@TheBigBigSean

2 ай бұрын

Merrick Garland is a tyrant and a fascist. The fact that libs are upset he won't go after Trump, just shows that they are too.

@laughinggas5281

2 ай бұрын

​@@Simon-talksyou commit a crime you get prosecuted for the crime. Does that seem unfair?

@TheBigBigSean

2 ай бұрын

@@laughinggas5281 Democrat DAs prove that is a lie. More criminals roam free to cause more crime because democrat DAs are too weak.

@boardapalooza2010

2 ай бұрын

Follow the money...leads to comrade.

Maher was spot on tonight. The job of AG is not a consolation prize.

@rubin831

2 ай бұрын

That man should go down as the worst AG in history! He’s also a reflection of the Biden presidency.

@natashi7511

2 ай бұрын

Sure, aside from being at least 80% wrong on the facts. Imagine still thinking Russian collusion was actually real 😂

@denniswaller8297

2 ай бұрын

But now Beijing biden sent all those boxes of documents to PRESIDENT TRUMPS home!! To set him up on classified documents case!!! A true hitleresque, biden is!!!

@dannywitt5160

2 ай бұрын

TDS

@Simon-talks

2 ай бұрын

TDS

Wearing headphones while “Woo!”guy is in the audience is quite the experience.

@legalizitt

2 ай бұрын

He's a plant, a cheerleader; like an applause sign. He does MAGA rallies, too.

Garland is so slow I heard he had a race against a turtle and the turtle won 🐢😂

@jayroxy9040

2 ай бұрын

You don't have to post everything you think of. This would have been a good one to keep to yourself.

@Wokonwater

2 ай бұрын

Don’t quit your day job bud

Bill is on point on this one. Merrick Garland has severely let us all down.

@easternsuneasternsun171

2 ай бұрын

How so ? The DOJ decided not to take the case because there was no violations ? The presidential records act allows for 4 yrs of negotiations between the archive dept and the president , jack smith is a Democrat and so was John Durham . In one statement Bill says he's guilty of election interference then says he's on charges of record keeping . Bill was so factually full of it tonight , just ridiculous

@Simon-talks

2 ай бұрын

TDS

@arcticgoddess

2 ай бұрын

Hugely

@Simon-talks

2 ай бұрын

Huge TDS

@chikkipop

2 ай бұрын

@@Simon-talks What do you mean?

In Merritt Garland's case - AG - stands for Astoundingly Gutless.

@somethingfunny6867

2 ай бұрын

he wanted to have all 4 happen in an election year. the crimes are not real

@ronaldbarker5407

2 ай бұрын

Garland is an embarrassment come on Joe fire him now Bill called this one right

@somethingfunny6867

2 ай бұрын

@@ronaldbarker5407 garlands plan was to ensure trump was in court across the entire election year. the cases are nonsence

The country was overthrown a long time ago . We are all waking up to that fact and every day it becomes more apparent.

Garland is the most consequential reason Donald Trump will be back in the White House. 3 1/2 years just sitting there. Now you put Trump into martyrdom.

@sirlancair

2 ай бұрын

It's called lawfare...Abuse of prosecutorial discretion. Learn some vocabulary.. It's illegal by the way. Being a martyr is the symptom of the crime not the cause. Youre blaming the wrong person for doing nothing wrong. TDS

Garland has no reason to be anywhere near the DOJ

@johannebeerbaum1546

2 ай бұрын

His DERELICTION OF DUTY deserves life behind bars……

@MikehMike01

2 ай бұрын

When Trump is President we’ll get a new one

@luisreyes1963

2 ай бұрын

Neither should Clarence Thomas at SCOTUS. 😠

@TheBigBigSean

2 ай бұрын

@@luisreyes1963 What do you hate Thomas? He is one of the best judges this country has ever seen. He follows the Constitution to the t.

@ronaldgamber1181

2 ай бұрын

Surprem court is delayed a decision making procedures of crimes or just allowing seal team assinations

I agree. Garland has been horrible as the AG. Sorry to say.

@ALT-vz3jn

2 ай бұрын

I had such high hopes. He’s been absolutely dismal.

@rbparks

2 ай бұрын

Where he prosecuted parents for having a problem with their daughters getting raped in the school bathroom. In that case I agree with you.

@dirtbag3736

2 ай бұрын

Oh lord

@sandrahunter5904

2 ай бұрын

​@@rbparks: When? I haven't heard of that.

@Quinsec

2 ай бұрын

There should have been a special prosecutor named day 1 to investigate crimes related to January 6th. That would have gotten the ball rolling immediately.

"a knot in the stomach" - lol that sounded more like a Norm Macdonald joke than one for Bill Maher

@chaosdream21

Ай бұрын

Huh you're right I see it

NEWSFLASH: The criminal IS Garland.

Thank you, Bill, for sticking it to Merrick Garland.

@whiskyjames4200

2 ай бұрын

Deservingly so...

@dancollins6171

2 ай бұрын

Too cautious, thoughtful, and even-handed for y’all? I thought that’s what we wanted leading our justice system.

@timmmahhhh

2 ай бұрын

​@@dancollins6171That's what the milquetoast over politically correct Liberals want, not those of us who know better. Not those who know what the Republikkkult is trying to do to this country.

@texasflood1295

2 ай бұрын

@@dancollins6171 yeah, just like Bill Barr.

@sandrahunter5904

2 ай бұрын

​@@dancollins6171: In a Supreme Court Justice.

Garland should've been replaced by now. I dont understand why he's still at the helm.

@litedawg

2 ай бұрын

Because he’s not bright and will play ball.

@johnhunady3526

2 ай бұрын

Because he was entitled after getting nixed for SCOTUS.

@danajones9298

2 ай бұрын

Barr should have been replaced after fudging the Mueller report results. Or after having his Justice Dept. persecute Cohen for writing a book.

@RanleighWylde

2 ай бұрын

@@litedawg - Exactly.

@lawrencedieck2222

2 ай бұрын

Because he is currupt he knows none of these cases are built on solid ground

One of your best rants in a long time.

The ending is good I will give Bill Maher that

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU for giving voice to my utter frustration! I am so SICK of Democrats shooting themselves in the foot and of the incomprehensible, Bizarro World of politics where right is wrong, and nothing ever gets done!! (Like HOW is it that it's taken FOUR years to start one trial???). Unfortunately, I am afraid your voice will go unheard like screaming into a hurricane, but I appreciate that you are there and you are saying it.

@christerry1773

2 ай бұрын

It’s made me furious that just now in 2024 this is happening. Given when Trump was in office all we heard was “he should be in jail”

@ryankuypers1819

2 ай бұрын

@@christerry1773 The reality is the wheels of justice turn slowly and they utterly stop turning when everything becomes a witch-hunt and double standards are applied.

@RealtorJudith1

2 ай бұрын

@deborahmichele. Things get done it's just not the things that are standing out such as this crap. I suppose the Democrats are waiting for the voters to make it clear that the Dems should run the entire political system.

@sandrasuitt6439

2 ай бұрын

I haven't understood for years what the heck the Democrats are doing. I feel like they have a plan to try to alienate as many Americans as they can. I'm an old school Democrat. And I know people are awful sick of hearing this but I miss JFK

@jimbendtsen8841

2 ай бұрын

Please, for the Love of God, stop your lying leftard lunatic BS.

Touché! I'm a Democrat and I approve this message.

@rikvanderheijden7664

2 ай бұрын

I doubt it tbh, l can almost smell the vodka on your breath there comrade. 🤔

@maxpowers5435

2 ай бұрын

🦭👏🦭👏🦭👏

@stevehoyt1249

2 ай бұрын

To bad the shit about republicans are total proven lies

Let’s have a moment of applause for the woo guy. He is getting all the hate now.

I don't see that the Democrats responded slowly/poorly. I see a tactical move for prosecution during campaign tours. AKA, they weren't slow, they were delayed on purpose. One of Trump's strengths is his campaign, he has a lot of stamina for his rallies across the country. But, if he's in court, time is taken away from that. However, what the Democrats aren't considering is that one of Trump's other strengths is using negative press to his advantage. They might be severely underestimating him...yet again.

@jeffreydean7556

2 ай бұрын

Yup. I hope that Bill actually understands this. He seems to be trying to paint the Dems as slow and stupid, while they're really just playing 3rd world kangaroo court to keep Trump off the campaign trail. It would be a smart move if half the country wasn't already awake to the corporate establishment's pathological lying.

@ericheidel4157

2 ай бұрын

Well, apparently, he's pretty smart at manuevering...no wonder the establishment wants to take him down.

@c.a.savage5689

2 ай бұрын

​@@ericheidel4157 Trump will be hoist with his own petard. Every impending court case is based on HIS actions, HIS statements. I don't call that smart or maneuvering.

@ErgoProxy12345

Ай бұрын

and this is why the current lawsuit has a « Trump must be present always » clause and a « Trump cant talk » clause. Its purely election interference.

I agree; Garland is a HUGE disappointment as AG. He may or may not have been a good SCOTUS justice, but he has FAILED as AG.

@central3425

2 ай бұрын

If he is this bad as AG he would've been a disaster as a SCOTUS judge.

@SteveJonesOwnsDSP

2 ай бұрын

He would act the same -- in an attempt to appear non-partisan, he will play the same optics game he is playing now, which will invariably end badly. They need to stop with these pretenses and just do the job regardless of who will say what; which is what he most fears.

@goodpainlive

2 ай бұрын

He's a first class coward.

@jamieosz

2 ай бұрын

Yep, I think he would've been a great on SCOTUS, but Bill nailed it on New Rules, different chops are needed for AG. Let's hope this is taken by Dems as a "teachable moment". If it's not too late already for teachable moments...

@TheBrothergreen

2 ай бұрын

@@SteveJonesOwnsDSP So you mean like the current supreme court?

Can Garland at least prosecute the “wooo” guy

@biggusfrumpus6193

2 ай бұрын

The "wooo" guy???

@JohnathanTotten-oh9vy

2 ай бұрын

@@biggusfrumpus6193the guy who goes whooo when people are laughing

@johnperry-nx3gl

2 ай бұрын

Leave Rick Flair out of this!

@sigfigs

2 ай бұрын

Woooooooooooooo! Croooooooooooooo! in the house! Bill joke! Woo! Food pellet! Woo! That PLUS Kellyanne Conway? Hard to watch. I still enjoy some Real Time content but it's getting harder to tolerate an entire episode.

@InservioLetum

2 ай бұрын

THE wooo guy? This is murica we're talking about; there's not only more than one, there's more than a million. Dr Oz? Avocado Wolfe? Andrew Wakefield? Candlecvnt Paltrow? The gay frogs guy? The mug-smashing finance midget on CNBC? Randy whatshisface the stagediving cosplayer from WWE? All of california?

Thank goodness he did not get appointed to the SCOTUS!

@davidletarte214

2 ай бұрын

he'd fit in a lot better at the supreme court... dragging feet is sort of their thing.

@johnh7411

Ай бұрын

The republicans got a twofer from Mitch McConnell’s intransigence - Garland not on SC, but as head of DOJ.

@greglane3978

11 күн бұрын

The one and only GOOD thing Mitch McConnell ever did in his lifetime.

@johnh7411

11 күн бұрын

@@greglane3978 Not really- he would have been fine as a justice. But he’s a milquetoast as attorney general. Republicans got a boon both ways.

One of your bests.

I agree. Garland has been a terrible disappointment. So weak in the job as AG

@BMF0187

2 ай бұрын

He can't even act tough when they interview him. Like he's scared or something. Put me in that job and every Friday I'd hold an hour long Press Conference for the American people to see and I wouldn't HOLD BACK any words or thoughts on Trump's mental decline and would say he belongs in a padded room w Putini & Netanyahu and those 3 could have naked pillow fights. 😂😂

Justice rides a slow horse. Garlands nag walks backwards.

Very very true. Glad you laid it out this way.

Agreed. Garland is an enormous disappointment.

Brilliant Bill nails it again! Oh, thank you, Bill.

Is the guy who yells "woo" in the audience a plant? It must be very annoying to have to be around that person.

@jpatton5567

2 ай бұрын

Has to be a plant, or an employee. He's at every show

@sicknado

2 ай бұрын

I cudlnt think of a more general accusation. It could also be his stage manager... take other things into consideration

@RanleighWylde

2 ай бұрын

@tokyodirect4594 - Probably a recorded sample from someone pressing a button, instead of an over head "laugh now" sign. (pause).

@joeaf11

2 ай бұрын

In my head it’s the same woo guy from the Married with Children audience

@tokyodirect4594

2 ай бұрын

@@sicknado crying?

Great points!

Thank you for this commentary, Bill. Some of your recent stuff wasn’t all that, but this is right on.

As a Brit, I have to say all this is ridiculous. And yes, I know your political system. Americans, it's vitally important that you 1) ban the lobbying industry - it's just legalised bribery 2) actually sort out the Supreme court - it has for too many years/decades been influenced by politician's whims, the exact opposite of its purpose in the first place And although old age should NOT be a barrier to the presidency, by all that's holy, please find yourselves a nice young president that can bring some fresh ideas and life to the country, uniting it into the great Union that it was always meant to be. Get a new JFK! To see the US tearing itself apart by the design of its politicians is so sad...

@jeannecarey9550

2 ай бұрын

Well said.

@jwhiskey242

2 ай бұрын

The Supreme Court is sorted out. The problem is that leftists can no longer depend on the Supreme Court to create laws for them that the legislature would never pass.

@LetsGoKINGBiden

2 ай бұрын

Especially from No one Above the Law to Debate about Absolute Immunity! 🤦🏻‍♀️

@herewegoagain...

2 ай бұрын

1) Sure, we mainly need to get money out of politics 2) Unfortunately, the Supreme court is fairly partisan, but not in the way you are alluding to. On the conservative end, yes Roe v Wade clearly was an agenda, but the original Roe case was also a poorly constructed decision that Biden knew could be easily overturned as far back as '85, so that one is kind of on the Democrats for not doing anything to enshrine those rights for nearly 50 years. Frankly, Roe itself was quite literally legislating from the bench. 3) JFK was not a particularly good president. Yes he got us through the Cuban missile crisis, barely, and he did push civil rights, but he also opened the door for one of the most racist presidents we have had in living memory to architect a welfare state designed to keep people of color poor and dependent on the Democrat Party. He was just good looking. So, no, we actually don't need a young, inexperienced president who just looks good. How about a middle aged person who A) knows what the hell they are doing and B) actually cares about the country more than their pocket books? 4) It is sad to see us so divided, but you can thank Obama for that one. His obsession with identity politics is where the rot started. Trump was simply the equal but opposite reaction, and now here we are. 5) American politics still beats The UK, imo. I rather like having actual rights.

@rodm8131

2 ай бұрын

Glad you get it, never thought I'd see stuff like this here

Garland's slow and inaction has brought huge danger to world democracy.

@whiskyjames4200

2 ай бұрын

Oh yeah!

@scottlemieux7517

2 ай бұрын

Lmfao cry some more Sally

@retbeart

2 ай бұрын

BINGO! I had “danger to duhmocracy” as the last square in my G column. Thanks!

@pete5691

2 ай бұрын

He also said whyte supremacy was the biggest danger the US faces.

@MuskyMarmot

2 ай бұрын

How can one person endanger an idea? You people are nuts.

Bill, you are late with this subject. I've been saying this for over three years now. Judges do not have backgrounds that train them to lead large organizations, especially government ones. And Attorney General Garland has been the "poster boy" for that comment.

@mojo2968

2 ай бұрын

oh give yourself a medal

"It's good to be the King."

Every once in a while, Bill says something completely right on. This is one of those times.

Maher nails it. Garland. Asleep at the wheel or complicity with Republicans . He's pathetic.

Well said.

Instead of a pitbull we got a papillon

Love that analogy! A purse dog instead of a pit bull! I've always said if you need a lawyer get one that is a pit bull!

@BWolf00

2 ай бұрын

Kamala was a good one.

@rustyshackleferd22

2 ай бұрын

Pit bulls are almost always sweet if raised right. This analogy was garbage and only a boomer would like it.

@jayroxy9040

2 ай бұрын

You've never said that. I've been recording you for your entire life and you've never once said that.

I wonder what it's like to yell out "WOOOO" for every joke that's ever said about anything...

@pcpablo2

2 ай бұрын

Depends on the pay.

@mikeebee

2 ай бұрын

It's the worst thing about this show. Usually great content from Bill but the bloody WOOOing is infuriating.

@alfmerck6262

2 ай бұрын

Stooges

@Wake-the-Woke

2 ай бұрын

It’s the same guy every week for the last four years.

@anitapownall9556

2 ай бұрын

They actually DO hire some people to laugh in some audiences. My friend's dad was an actor whose friend was one of those ladies that did that job on the side.

Damn great skit!! Excellent points.

And finally new rule…Woo!

Sadly, this is one of the best descriptions of the justice system I’ve heard. Sad that this analysis is true and points out a weakness in the American political environment.

Must also hurt KellyAnne Skeletor to have to sit there and listen to the truth, rather than spin every point into a lie.

@mgman6000

2 ай бұрын

It was torture having to listen and watch her for an hour plus he let her over talk him c'mon Bill don't bring her back

@joemama-lq9yx

2 ай бұрын

Yea...Bill set her up

he's like if the 405 was a person 😅😅

Maybe Bill should consider that the delays were both to time the cases to happen during the campaign, and that some aspects of the cases are weak. That's what you can get with lawfare.

@MelioraCogito

2 ай бұрын

Absolute nonsense. Garland waited almost 22 months before appointing the Special Counsel to investigate Jan 6th and _von ShitzInPants’_ other crimes. He could have appointed a special counsel on Jan 21st, 2021-there was no need to wait for Congress to attempt to impeach Trump (which it failed to do) or hold its Jan 6th hearings/investigation. If you think any aspect of the two federal cases are weak, then you're not only biased, you're also intellectually challenged. Jack Smith isn't someone known for throwing a pale of the _faeces_ at the wall in the hopes that something _might_ stick. Few criminals in America have been treated with the kid gloves, your _lieber Führer_ (“dear Leader”) \o Dementia J “Loser” _von ShitzInPants_ has been afforded. He should have been in jail a long time ago. Running for president shouldn't give anyone a _free pass_ to avoid criminal prosecution for crimes committed.

@jshyoungblood

2 ай бұрын

Trump team delayed trials

@jeffreydean7556

2 ай бұрын

@@jshyoungblood The majority of these trials weren't even brought until the last year. It's a kangaroo court. Bill doesn't seem to understand that these trials were deliberately delayed until election year to keep Trump stuck in NY and not campaigning, plus in wall to wall orchestrated scandal. He'll be exonerated, as he always is, but in the meantime, it keeps him embroiled. The problem with Democrat logic is that they didn't realize half the American public sees through their 3rd world political fixing BS.

@bills5009

2 ай бұрын

He also failed to mention that POTUS can de-classify documents while senators and VP's cannot. Key point.

@dmiller1000

2 ай бұрын

@@jshyoungblood How exactly were they able to do this? Considering the merits of the cases, I can't blame them but I don't know that they have that kind of power.

Garland's doing plenty of harm, don't kid yourself.

@RanleighWylde

2 ай бұрын

@amydavis3736 I would rather have Barney Fife as AG than Merrick Garland. At least Barney was honest unlike Bill Maher and all of the corrupt DNC he stands with..

@freddyt55555

2 ай бұрын

Harm to the Democratic Party.

@aljirou29

2 ай бұрын

Stop listening when this con artist called Trump a criminal. Screw Bill Maher.

@aljirou29

2 ай бұрын

Yup. Bill Maher is a liar. He cheered on the death of the Senate filibuster under Obama so they could appoint commie criminals like Judge Chutkan to the bench, same one persecuting the J6ers. McConnell warned them it would come back to bite them, and it did when Garland was refused his seat on SCOTUS. And thank God. Same guy who called parents domestic terrorists for protesting schools grooming their children and aid and abets the coup by weaponizing the DOJ against political opponents.

@Chulitatr

2 ай бұрын

He's letting the country burn down.

Did the Clinton's use a My Pillow?

@dmac8949

2 ай бұрын

Who cares? Because that's just so important...because???...You losers have to get your priorities straight...Just stop your stupidity!

@SriSrinivasable

2 ай бұрын

Check it, make sure. They do have a history of "getting rid" many many people in many different ways.

@highdefinist9697

2 ай бұрын

Is focusing on such irrelevant details some kind of American coping mechanism, to distract from the fact that the USA is so broken?

@Seansmithish

2 ай бұрын

​@@highdefinist9697 Its broken because of forign people like you...

@renoirrandy7241

2 ай бұрын

​@@Seansmithish you are not a native, you're part of the problem.

Good analysis.

All so very very true!!!!!!

I agree that Marrick Garland was not the right person for the job, to much being passive, when you expect an aggressive attorney, prosecuting criminals, regardless of who they are

@mrschnider6521

2 ай бұрын

its so sad that tehre are so many people that havent even got the news teh whole russia collusion thing was fake and one of the biggest scandles in us history. Trump is one of the most honest people out there, i never would have thoght that untill after years of the most powerful national security state in the world has been looking for crime they can pin on trump. they were unable to find anything thats worse than a parking ticket. in pensylvania, they wrote "alternate electors" on the legal work, but in some of the other states they forgot to add the world "alternate" and that was the basis of the crime. In the ugene carrol case she doesnt eremember the year or time it happened making it impossible for trump to show where he was that day. her entire story was the same as the story in am episode of law and order. Trump was not found liable for the r word, but ugene was able tos ue him because he went on tv and said he didnt know her and didnt do it. anddont get me started abotu the maralago case, This is so sad liberals have been totaly cutt off from the truth they are so filled with total lies that they are going to loose the one chance they have to actually get things straightened out in this country. trump was the first presdient that didnt start a single war, the middle class got a pay raise for the first time in 30 years, he also secured our boarder, and he got china to buy from us reducing our 600 billion trade deficit to 0. No one thought any of this was possible, now we know it is and our leaders have been screwing us over on purpose. You would think electing trump again, and defeating thsi corrupt cabal once and for all would be soemthing every american could get be hind. its so sad how hatred for working people have completely consumed all democrats./

@mrschnider6521

2 ай бұрын

if biden had elected an AG to uphold law in this country joe biden would be in prison. the elections would be audited and this country would have secure elections again fixing 99% of our issues.

Glenn Kirchner should be Attorney General. Period. Full stop.

@thomaswschaller

2 ай бұрын

omg - if only!

@Black_Caucus

2 ай бұрын

100%. IF ONLY. He would actually follow the law and not be afraid to lock up Trump and his Republican criminal buddies because he's afraid Fox News would say mean things about him. Merrick Garland is a worthless extremely conservative, Federalist Society goon that is giving special treatment to conservatives because he doesn't want things to be awkward at the cocktail parties in D.C. He was a bad choice for the Supreme Court when Obama nominated him, and he's been an even worse AG when Biden picked him, just because he wanted to do a 'gotcha' and Republicans and say 'Haha, we got the guy a good position now. Get owned!' We see how that stupid choice worked out. Deep down, I honestly think that Biden picked Garland SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE he knew Garland wouldn't do shit. Biden could replace him RIGHT NOW if he wanted to, but he doesn't. Biden has been friends with many of these conservatives for decades, they are his buddies and he doesn't want the law to apply to them. Biden is far closer to their ideology than the basic, generic Democratic or 'liberal' ideology anyways.

@Dretrue1127

2 ай бұрын

AMEN

@willdenny6953

2 ай бұрын

Jack Smith would be great. Biden should fire Garland and make Jack Smith AG.

@runequester6834

2 ай бұрын

I agree, either him or Neal Katyal.

Thx Bill

Nailed it, Bill!

Merrick Garland is pathetic.

You can tell that even Bill is getting annoyed with the WOOOOOO guy 🤦‍♂️ lol

@markroberts8975

2 ай бұрын

No he’s not. There’s been a WOO guy there every week for years.

@hutch1197

2 ай бұрын

Bill always looks annoyed. If you tune into his show a few years back, you'll notice the audience was getting less and less enthusiastic. Bill's fragile ego wouldn't allow for that, so he brought in the paid clappers and woo guys. The woo guy will never go away. If you think Bill is above paying people to feed his ego, just look at all the gorgeous young women he always has on his arm. You think they're with him for his raw sex appeal?

@axlrusss

2 ай бұрын

@@hutch1197 I mean fair enough, but you can see his annoyance regardless 😂

Comey didn’t find “nothing”

Justice delayed is justice flushed down the toilet.

Thank you Bill, putting it truly where it is. Who’s paying off who, or what behind the curtain . Why does Biden still keep Garland

@mgman6000

2 ай бұрын

Because it's too late now to put in a pit bull if Garland doesn't think Trump won't fire him day one he is smoking something If Biden wins again he has to replace him

@RanleighWylde

2 ай бұрын

@brendatartaglia3861 - Its either pay offs or black ops threats. Who knows if any of the certified Trump haters on the air are getting the same. Paid to say it or threatened if they don't. Garland is a sewer rat for sure.

@hebertthemikenufer7785

2 ай бұрын

Him and Mayorkas should both resign immediately. Based on performance neither would be able to keep a job as a cashier at a 24 hour convenience store

Can you fire your “woo!” guy?! He takes me out of it every time

Great monologue 🤘

Thank you! So many just don’t see this!

Ok i have to ask, How does he always have one lady somewhere in the back with the REALLY LONG LOUD laughs going "HAAAAAHAHAHA HAA!"

@royfizzbin2938

2 ай бұрын

She's married to the WOOO guy. I think they live in Bill's studio.

@rickjust

2 ай бұрын

its canned laughter

@Tomfoolery1972

2 ай бұрын

Because this is all a scripted performance.

@willdpe1256

2 ай бұрын

@@rickjust More like Shills .

@showeezy

2 ай бұрын

Ban those two. Tired of hearing them ruin every joke.

That’s absolutely correct From Australia: M.Garland has SCREWD UP 👎👎👎👎👎

@matthewkimble964

2 ай бұрын

Why are the Australians weighing in. Go Fix Canberra, Y'all have enough issues of your own to be concerning yourself with the american justice department. 🤦 American foreign affairs are fair game but butt out of our domestic affairs. If you a non-American are this invested in the actions of the us AG then something has gone wrong.

@krisowy79

2 ай бұрын

andrewmencel643...how is the whether in Moscow these days Vanya - or is it Beijing?

@TheLaughingMustache-oh5ff

2 ай бұрын

@@krisowy79 Dunno, tell us since you're obviously reading Mao's little red book.

@bradenhue6066

2 ай бұрын

​@@matthewkimble964How do you know the issues in Canberra? You must be too invested in Australia domestic politics. Get a life!

@anthonyelwick3600

2 ай бұрын

We aren't authoritarian like Australia

If you have a gob and money, you'll be punished to the full extent of the law, but if you don't have money, you'll be slapped on the wrist.

Bill will have to walk this back in three months.

The way that methlab wannabe barbie keeps looking directly at the camera is creeeeeeeeeeepy.

@theaterinafire

2 ай бұрын

you mean bill maher?

@DrJohnnyJ

2 ай бұрын

That is your perception because you took too much meth.

@torreyintahoe

2 ай бұрын

she's hot

@Jenifer_R_

2 ай бұрын

OMG, 'Methlab Barbie'. 😂😂 Love it.

@Max-dk5vz

2 ай бұрын

Do not like someone does not mean be a pathetic jealy.

It needed to be said. So...."thanks" Bill.

Thankfully he is not on the Supreme Court. Last thing we would need right now.

There’s so much Bill Maher doesn’t understand. It’s fun to watch him every once in a while and have a laugh. A confident fool is hilarious.

Exactly Bill, perfect. Thank you!

...really do hate it when I agree with Bill.

This needed to be said.

They need to do an investigation regarding the guy who yells out "Woo" literally every 30 seconds. Do they bring the same guy back every few weeks? Is it a different asshole doing it?

@Zimionz

2 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure he's an employee. The "woo" is meant to replace the "applause" or "laugh now" sign.

@Nathan-gd7xq

2 ай бұрын

"Woo!" is a perfectly normal reaction to hearing something funny.

@AshleyBidensBathTime

2 ай бұрын

@@Nathan-gd7xqmaybe he should be watching a comedian instead of Bill then🤷🏻‍♂️😂

@Nathan-gd7xq

2 ай бұрын

@@totallybored5526 thanks for clearing that up. I haven't met many humans before.

@matthicks1129

2 ай бұрын

Its an employee. Bill loves the asskissing.

A lot of applause for Michael Corleone.

Campaign funds? That wasn't Campaign money 😂

@greglane3978

11 күн бұрын

Correct. But with Bill Clinton doing the same thing it was. A nice two tier justice system.

LOL, you always hit the mark, well almost always and you are hilarious. The greatest political commenter and comedian of our time. Oh and by the way, I'm a moderate Republican who agrees with much of what Bill has to say.

AG Garland does suck. He waited years to deal with 01/06

@user-ne2kb8kq8i

2 ай бұрын

what was 1/06 ? Capitol police letting in protestors and FBI undercover agent inciting riots ? Ohh why did EVERYONE forget to bring their guns ? You do need guns to overthrow the Government FYI ? Because the capitol police and military do carry guns

@bassage13

2 ай бұрын

When will he deal with the BLM murders and arsons?

@davidluke2835

2 ай бұрын

He had to time it so that it would interfere with the election

@tpl608

2 ай бұрын

@@davidluke2835 of the orange shitgi--bbon had been guilty it would be a bigger interference.

This reminds me, I need to watch The Enforcer again.

FINALLY SOMEONE ON THE LEFT SAID IT!!!!

I would've much rather had Kamala as AG than VP. Hell, I would've been ok with them bringing Eric Holder back.

@jefolson6989

2 ай бұрын

Me too! She would have been a bulldog.

@Matthoole1

2 ай бұрын

​@@jefolson6989 I liked how she prosecuted black people for simple drug charges.

@giacatnguyen9635

2 ай бұрын

She would not have left the senate for that, though.

@Richard-gf2yz

2 ай бұрын

How many black ppl she put in jail for weed?

@celestialnubian

2 ай бұрын

@@Richard-gf2yz tRump took out front page ads and wages a 2 decade campaign to execute the Central Park 5. Even after they were proven innocent he never rendered so much as an apology. What else you got? Let's go buddy.

Bill needs to stop hiring that annoying laughing person.

Christifer Hitchens once called out his audience for there pathetic clapping and hooting. Brilliant man.

@SaydeeEnward4500

2 ай бұрын

And how dumb they are

@BM-wh5qk

2 ай бұрын

Bill is just mad that Garland isn't competent enough to dishonestly prosecute political enemies.

@indranidasgupta8982

2 ай бұрын

He’s truly missed. Especially now. Gone too damn soon.

@miggans21012

2 ай бұрын

I don't find anything Bill is saying funny.

@dianespies3104

2 ай бұрын

Not supposed to be. He has a voice for the people & of the people

On point

Chihuahuas are the most loving dogs you’ll ever meet.

Garland is a joke! He’s just a modern day Chamberlain!

@boblozaintherealworld3577

2 ай бұрын

Maybe proof of the old "Peter principle": good people get promoted to their level of incompetency.

@MLandPRO77

2 ай бұрын

Indeed.

I'm starting to think the "ha, ha HAAAAAAAA" lady is a full time resident of this studio. 😂

@willdpe1256

2 ай бұрын

WOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo WOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo WOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo

💯🎯 once again

Garland was far from the first time a supreme court nomination was delayed to try and get the guy they wanted. If Garland can't handle DOJ, then he probably wasn't a good choice for Supreme Court either.

@celestialnubian

2 ай бұрын

Those are two different jobs.

@jasonbender2459

2 ай бұрын

@@celestialnubian Derp, de do, really? Most people who are shit at jab A end up being shit at job B. too Not because A and B are alike, but simply because they are shit.

@gregcable3250

2 ай бұрын

They are completely, utterly different functions.

@bsb1975

2 ай бұрын

There were one or two notable Republican legislators at the time who said that Garland would be an acceptable candidate for the Supreme Court. Then there was an opening in the court, and Garland's name came up. It was immediately shot down by Republicans. Why? Because Obama was president, and they wanted Obama to lose all the time at all costs.

@JMacSD

2 ай бұрын

Garland's "nomination was delayed" is false, you are probably trying to say "Mitch McConnel blocked the Senate from performing its Constitutional duty to vote to confirm the nominee" for about a year when they finally voted on "the guy they wanted". Yes the Senate let SCOTUS nominations lapse before Garland, but for a much smaller amount of time, back before air travel when it was a monumental effort to gather enough Senators by train and horse - so Maher is technically wrong but effectively correct.

It doesn't matter which one they say they are - Republicans or Democrat - they are all on the same team.

for Kellyanne to not instinctively interrupt was a glitch in her hardwired circuitry.......

Right as rain Bill.

Yep! Right on top of the fence.

YES GARLAND HAS BEEN ASLEEP AT THE SWITCH

@justmenotyou3151

2 ай бұрын

No, he's not. He's wide awake acting like a republican

@johannebeerbaum1546

2 ай бұрын

He is NOT asleep he is a COCONSPIRATOR….