The problem is that in politics, the hate itself is part of the performance. Governing isn't.

@michaelswaim9428

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment.

@mnomadvfx

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention getting paid so well in show business. Congress members get paid well, but not THAT well. Also the examples he gave of actors in films imply that they all never worked together a 2nd time, so it was a terrible point.

@tparbs

Жыл бұрын

@@mnomadvfx not to mention the movies he highlighted are over 30 years old!

@TheOffender000

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes hate and violence is necessary.

@laurentdrozin812

Жыл бұрын

@@TheOffender000 When is that? Some situations can only be solved by violence, I agree about that. Hate on the other hand, it a poison of the mind. Not because of some moral or ethical code, but because hate impairs judgement and make you do stupid things.

In 74+ plus years living in the USA, the concepts of " being a good sport" and graciousness have entirely disappeared from our culture

@anthonymatthews3698

Жыл бұрын

American exceptionalism at work. That term has to be buried.

@1SpiderJerusalem

Жыл бұрын

You think this new in our politics? Try reading history.

@ishner

Жыл бұрын

Friend, we never had any. Do you know how many senators have been killed in the floor of congress by other senators? It is not 0.

@j.dragon651

Жыл бұрын

Watch the pros cheat every chance they get.

@RazorRamonMachismo

Жыл бұрын

GOOD LET IT ALL BURN LET THE SEWERS LEAK WITH SHIT

I have been binge-watching Bill's "New Rule: " segments for over two weeks now. Absolutely hilarious, expertly delivered satire. Thank you Bill, (and the script writers) for all the laughs!!

@Volyren

Жыл бұрын

I used to hate Bill. Now, I'd smoke a doob with him, even if we only agree 50% of the time. Because wit and smartassery are things I appreciate, and doubly so when you don't put your left or right hand in your pocket while you savage some morons.

That last joke made my coffee come out my nose 😂

The last line took the cake though.

Never thought I’d grow to be an adult and agree with 90% of what Bill Maher had to say. Goes to show how nutty the world has gotten.

@WhatAboutRC

10 ай бұрын

Problem wasnt him or the world it was you. You grew up enough and seen enough to realize he was right all along. He hasnt changed anything he has said over the years.

@WynnWynn-gl3fk

9 ай бұрын

Well, I agreed with him in my teens and early 20s.

The last sentence was honestly said I don’t see it as a joke , always I feel you side with America not with a party that is why I love your show , job well done Sir 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

“War is politics by other means” When neither sides listens, people get desperate

@johnbeechy

Жыл бұрын

Time to Read the words of the 14th Amendment's Section 4, Section1. white men killed other white men, so as to write the 14th Amendment! Every single GOP President in Your lifetime Had ONLY deficits. So where is the GOP Plan to Pay down all the 32 yrs of deficits (since & including Nixon) No plan to ever pay the bills, nor to Honor the 14th Amendment's Section 4. written by white men in 1868, before Blacks were elected to office. one of the GOPers has no plan to ever pay down the Debts from TRUMP, gwbush, Ghwbush, Reagan, Ford, Nixon. all those GOP Presidents failed to pay one yr's worth of debts off. GOPers censor their Plans to bankrupt USA and end all Federal Rts! Soon States will be able to Deny the 2nd Amendment !! Be Aware of the end of the 14th Amendment 14th Amendment's Section 4. The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned. But neither the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void. Section 4 confirmed the legitimacy of all public debt appropriated by the Congress. It also confirmed that neither the United States nor any state would pay for the loss of slaves or debts that had been incurred by the Confederacy. For example, during the Civil War several British and French banks had lent large sums of money to the Confederacy to support its war against the Union. In Perry v. United States (1935), the Supreme Court ruled that under Section 4 voiding a United States bond "went beyond the congressional power." 14th Amendment's Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws. Actions speak Louder than the biggest Lie! The GOP Plan is to DEFAULT on USA debt and cause the revoking of all Federal Rts!! Once the GOP Default on the debt by not raising the ceiling, they defy the words of the elected (white) men of 1868. White men killed other white men, so as to write the law known as the 14th Amendment. // God Bless the Free Blacks that fought under Gen. GW at the Battle of Long island. their courage, while some whites ran, showed Gen GW Blacks should be FREE to save USA. Show me a GOP Plan to pay down the debts of the prior GOP Presidents. Other wise, there is no point to supporting their defiance of the Constitution's Article 1 S 8 P1 // the Founders sent the army with cannons to arrest the Whiskey Rebels for firing off muskets prior to paying the taxes due on their Whiskey sales. READ the history of the white Man Before U all lose your so call Federal RTs. DEM States are planning to 'remove the 2nd amendment' once the 14th Amendment is revoked! stupid people serve as the slaves and Masters use them as fodder a National sales tax of ONLY 5% with a Horizon clause, could pay down the $30+ trillion GOP want a 30% sales' tax and Huge Cuts to all rich shareholder's passive income. Passive Capital Gains' income does NOT go into the Gross Domestic Product, as per the Formula. Purge the Non taxpayers, as per Andrew Jackson! Jackson knew what to do to the traitors!

@TheNewblade1

Жыл бұрын

Lol centrist, yea shame on dems for not listening to republicas ask for more tax cuts, more weapons at the boarder, more bombs dropped on poor countries, no rights for women, poc or cis gendered heteronormative identifying individuals. I'm sure I'll get better healthcare as soon as we stop all those drag queens from transing our kids.

@mnomadvfx

Жыл бұрын

An occasional fist fight in the halls of govmt is a long way from war. I think if Congress actually devolved to fighting once in a while then maybe they would stop being such c**ty showboats.

@jonbongjovi1869

Жыл бұрын

"ALL humans need a good beat-down" - Little Debbie

@chalkandcheese1868

Жыл бұрын

"Politics is show business for ugly people"

That last punch line was brilliant

@waynetompkins3006

Жыл бұрын

Why?

@guitarpaul3645

Жыл бұрын

@@waynetompkins3006 err... because it was funny?

@waynetompkins3006

Жыл бұрын

I hate to disappoint you, but I'm sure Bill was being sarcastic, not serious.

@guitarpaul3645

Жыл бұрын

@@waynetompkins3006 Yes.. we know. Sarcasm is a thing in comedy.

@M0butu

Жыл бұрын

​@@waynetompkins3006 I am sure that he believes that was sarcastic.

That last line was epic

@HH-gv8mx

Жыл бұрын

Turning your children communist, and gay… Was that a line from Ron DeSantis?

@ChuckWortman

Жыл бұрын

Not cool Bill. A little disclaimer to warn us not to drink at that moment lest the beverage in question comes out your nose!

@southpaw2k1

Жыл бұрын

So epic that Minister Jap talked about it on his own channel.😊

@aaronchambers9492

Жыл бұрын

Bill is so quietly republican but he’s deeply invested at this point haha

@guitarpaul3645

Жыл бұрын

Yes, you're not quite sure he is being 100% sarcastic. 🤣

I was really hoping to see a cat fight between Mitt Romney and George Santos. 😂😂😂

@JimH.

Жыл бұрын

Santos would have claimed to be an MMA fighter to try and scare off Romney.

This is quite philosophical and insightful.

"That bus has sailed" - literary murder.🤣🤣🤣

@travis8850

Жыл бұрын

Maybe not. I've seen buses go sailing off the side off a cliff a time or two. 😆

@incubus3114

Жыл бұрын

You can tell as soon as he said it he got pissed.

@scribe570

Жыл бұрын

When you write something to be heard, the ears only perk up if what is said isn't a cliche and wasn't expected. That was a nice polish on his speech.

@davidperry7270

Жыл бұрын

@@travis8850 "Phew! That was close!" (finale of The Young Ones)

@dhanu_4539

Жыл бұрын

I felt bad that people didn't laugh... That was a great line

Many times I have agreed with you Bill. This time you nailed the topic so hard it reminded me of a segment delivered by Paul Harvey. Keep it up dude. The nation needs to hear it.

@far2ez539

Жыл бұрын

You agreed with him based on what, your feelings? This segment was way off. Feuds in parliament are for shitholes? Tons of extremely democratic european countries have brawls in parliament. The only way Bill could say this about America with a straight face is if he's never heard of Charles Sumner.

@jjones9822

Жыл бұрын

He’s a fence sitter. He knows the Dems are destroying the country yet he chooses to call people Ike MTG crazy. Has Bill seen AOC lately? With her constant cries of racism and fake victimhood. She is the best representation of the Dem party as a whole. Stupid, ignorant, degenerate liars and race hucksters who support nonsense such as trans children. The Republicans are tame compared to what the Democrats have become. They are completely off the rails and no matter how crazy they get Bill Maher will continue to vote for them because he just can’t bring himself to vote red. I like Maher and I think he could be reasonable. But until then he’s part of the problem, not the solution.

@broco1163

Жыл бұрын

While he's right, it's hard to compare the two. Hollywood is result-oriented and pays really well, but only if you do well. Politics pays (relatively) poorly and pays regardless of your results, and even in some cases, gets you re-elected for avoiding results.

@imisstoronto3121

Жыл бұрын

Brian Yes they do but they're not listening

@bengaltiger96

9 ай бұрын

@@broco1163 How exactly is $175,000 a year being paid poorly, especially when there are no KPIs to your job? Even the programmer who eventually got fired because he outsourced his coding work while surfing cat videos all day was more productive.

"I can not get enough of that shit" I feel ya Bill. I feel ya. 🤣

Real Time is a huge asset to HBO, everybody else can wait in line.

@actownsend7288

5 ай бұрын

It’s the best fucking show on HBO!!!

This makes me miss celebrity deathmatch that was on MTV in the 90's

@joeberg3317

Жыл бұрын

Let's get it on!

@Rubin4749

Жыл бұрын

If they did that show now you couldn't show a female claymation getting attacked physically without the producers being compared to R.Kelly.

@johnmijo

Жыл бұрын

I hear you there, it was a fun clamation cartoon that never failed to be humorous :)

@danielbrockerttravel

Жыл бұрын

Yes!!!!!!!!!!

@NaYawkr

Жыл бұрын

The Latest Show is gonna be called JUDGEMENT DAY, and it will be great.

"Honey sit down. This is Congress. Not the Waffle House at 3 in the morning." GOLD!!! Thanks.

@seanbrown9048

Жыл бұрын

Lol; MTG is pure whiskey tango…

@sawtooth808

Жыл бұрын

@@seanbrown9048 more like Whiskey Tango Foxtrot 😳

@barnowl4528

Жыл бұрын

Warner Bros discovery is the parent company of both HBO and CNN. CNN morning host Don Lemon is about to be fired because his two female co-host hate his guts. this bit by Bill Maher is preparing for the firing of Don Lemon

@barnowl4528

Жыл бұрын

CNN is offering obscene money to Gayle King and Charles Barkley to try to get them on board

@brianjensen7977

Жыл бұрын

Mediocrity isn't gold. Anyone could write that

I’ve worked on movie sets, there are so many a holes you have to deal with, but you want the movie to be awesome because you’re name is on it. Totally accurate

Bill has become the voice of reason and "common sense" in America.

@excictinceispointless

Жыл бұрын

Kinda like he just points a finger at the democrats and mid pointing he starts trashing the conservatives like they are creeps that just raped and old woman he's a fake like all talk shoe hosts he works for one side. He's trying to pretend he's not biased. Disgusting the entertainment world is run by idiots

@pk5727

Жыл бұрын

Yep, God help us all.

@freewheeler1728

Жыл бұрын

I thought John Stossel is THE voice of reason and "common sense" in America - what the heck, let Bill have that title too

@OhyesSofresh

Жыл бұрын

🤡

Seth Mayers said MTG looked like an old rappers first wife. I haven't recovered from that 😂😂😂

@waynetompkins3006

Жыл бұрын

What do you mean?

@tyronevaldez-kruger5313

Жыл бұрын

@@waynetompkins3006 That she looked like an old pimp's wife named Coco perhaps

I remember years ago when a fight broke out in Ukranian parlament while Vitali Klitschko was in parliment. He was just standing there while everybody else was throwing punches because nobody was stupid enough to get anywhere near him. Lol classic

Bill Maher;;;;; Superb!

Thank you Bill, for pointing out something so very true... about cocaine bear. Oh yeah, the bit about hating each other and getting the job done in show business was spot on as well :P

"It could never happen here." is what frightened people say late at night in an attempt to reassure themselves.

@seanstoyroom7274

Жыл бұрын

People will lie to themselves about anything to maintain the Status Quo.

@ernesthill4017

Жыл бұрын

If the Nazi Era taught humans anything, it's that fascism can spring up anytime, anywhere. Even in civilized, cultured, educated, worthy nations like Germany. Only a fool thinks "That can't happen in my country, or my lifetime!"

"An Empire toppled by it's enemies can rise again, but one which crumbles from within? That's dead.

@seanstoyroom7274

Жыл бұрын

And what fills the vacuum? Does Canada inherit North America?

@Jeroen1983

Жыл бұрын

@@seanstoyroom7274 The frightening thing is that, at the global stage, it might be China.

@SilverJackLeg

Жыл бұрын

@@seanstoyroom7274 A new global power, that has money and massive army, like China fills the vacuum. Locally, nobody inherits, everything just slowly turns to Wyoming.

@Turk380

Жыл бұрын

@@seanstoyroom7274 Gilead does.

@drops2cents260

Жыл бұрын

@@seanstoyroom7274 > Does Canada inherit North America? Well, crossbreeding Canadians and US Americans actually _could_ result in a breed of very polite people having a healthy and prudent attitidue towards satire and irony as well as firearms, being fluent in English _and_ French and being quite relaxed people because they would have publicly funded universal health care - so that actually wouldn't be such a bad thing, *_eh?_* ;-)

I love how funny Bill Maher is.

This show is really a gem. We can all learn a lesson from it.

@flyrobin2544

Жыл бұрын

@@guitarpaul3645 You couldn't be more full of shit if you were an outhouse!!!

"honestly, i think that bus has sailed." lol

@livinginvancouverbc2247

Жыл бұрын

I'm taking the 106 bus to New Zealand. I hope I get a seat and don't have to stand the whole way... "You know what, pregnant lady? Standing might do you some good."

@halo9lady

Жыл бұрын

I wondered why nobody laughed at that, thought I was laughing alone… but you were there!

@lw3269

Жыл бұрын

Just what I was going to say! Maybe an Airbus?

@dag_of_the_west5416

Жыл бұрын

@@lw3269 that's probably true, Bill was thinking of zeppelins.

@PrimoStracciatella

Жыл бұрын

I always thought it was a train that sailed.

Two solvable problems: 1. 24-hour news cycle -- whose basic job is to keep advertisers happy. 2. Career politicians -- whose basic job is to win reelection.

@dawnoceanside7300

Жыл бұрын

3. Dem constituents getting OFF the COMFY COUCH. STANDing UP for America! 🤭

@Nathan-ij1sd

Жыл бұрын

I’m not sure number one is solvable…..

@kermitfrog593

Жыл бұрын

younger generation is more into internet and podcasts than 24 hr news on tv. career politicians, thats a harder one to solve. maybe people should just decide to not vote for anyone who's going for a third term.

@macgeek2004

Жыл бұрын

I mean, career politicians -- like career lawyers -- are a GOOD thing. You _want_ the people making the laws to be professionals at writing and making the laws. We don't necessarily want an _amateur_ Congress, do we? A right-wing full of MTGs and a left-wing full of...well, actually, a left-wing full of AOC's wouldn't actually be a bad thing...

@tomg6149

Жыл бұрын

@@kermitfrog593 Term limits

Everybody loves "Bill Murray!" How dare you go ther, Bill? He's an American treasure.

Love how they use chairs & jumping off of tables for their fights. 😂

Bill, we know there will never be a fight... because these people are all complete cowards. It's just posturing.

@JasonReagan84

Жыл бұрын

This is true, and if the left threw the first punch, they would demonize them as the bad guys

@ianw0ng

Жыл бұрын

like trump. talked about going in alone to save school kids from a gunman, but went into panic mode on stage at the podium when he heard a loud commotion.

That Eddie Murphy remark reinforces Maher’s point even more given the fact Murphy actually did work with Landis again for “Beverly Hills Cop 3.”

@Scorp308

Жыл бұрын

And did that movie stink.

@scribe570

Жыл бұрын

They had a common goal: make another hit and make a bunch of money. Congress has problems it has to solve as its goal.

@kjhuang

Жыл бұрын

@@scribe570 Congressmembers' goal isn't to "solve problems". If voters cared about Congressmembers solving problems they wouldn't keep reelecting them.

@kevinkilbane2007

7 ай бұрын

​@@Scorp308no

Bill Maher, we love 💘 you!!!! I am so glad you were born, because you really do make a difference!!! Not everybody can make my husband laugh out loud and say "you gotta watch this"!!!... Thank you Sir!!

Sen Mullin and Rep McCarthy brought me here.

excellent work here, Bill, you nailed it,I can’t get enough of those parliament fights either. The stills at the end were priceless.

@bartmix8994

Жыл бұрын

Not really.

@R.Oates7902

Жыл бұрын

Yes, they were. I thought the stills were hilarious!

@susanwilde81

Жыл бұрын

Actually they did not work and it is not because they are in Hollywood it is because the people in question wanted to get paid. Sabotaging your job and tanking it in the box office hits the bottom line of your bank account. Also makes for fewer gigs after your worst work. So letting someone come between you and your money is not something those who work in Hollywood are about. There is no threat of this in congress. The constituents will still vote party line for them. Even Bill will vote ticket if he does not have a variety to choose from on his side. Just like every voter today.

The problem is in Hollywood it all boils down to a common goal called money; Feelings become secondary. In Congress there is no common goals and members are more rewarded for not working together.

@SE-gs6gd

Жыл бұрын

Ummmm....and money lol

@searsy4330

Жыл бұрын

Nancy Pelosi’s investment portfolio enters the chat

Ok this ranks up there with one of the funniest monologues.😂

Jasmine Crockett should be a guest on his cell and she should run for senate

The reason actors can work together even though they hate eachother is that there’s direct financial consequences if they don’t. If the movie flops, they make less money and their reputation can take a hit, making future jobs harder to get. What are the immediate consequences if politicians don’t work together?

@australien6611

Жыл бұрын

Well said, that's a very big difference. In fact i don't think it was a very good comparison between politicians and Hollywood at all

@Hirnlego999

Жыл бұрын

Politicians do this theater for likes

@denniszenanywhere

Жыл бұрын

It’s called empathy. Actors try on someone’s skin as part of the movie. They empathize with their character, not the person they are acting with. It’s easy not to get along when your focus is the character you’re playing and you want to make it work. That one word- empathy- is what actors have because they’re putting on a character not their own whereas a politician has to wear the same character all the time, there’s no switching off their character unlike actors who use their roles for therapy and again, empathy.

@australien6611

Жыл бұрын

@@denniszenanywhere thats not what empathy means dude..

@JingIeFett

Жыл бұрын

​@@australien6611 I think the comparison was ok, the problem is Bill didn't address *why* the actors can do that. The why is important if he wants the same outcome, otherwise it's just wishful thinking and complaining For example, if politician's salary was directly affected by congress' approval rating, you bet they'd clean up their act and start working together the next day. Because now their salary would be on the line, just like the actors. But without financial consequences, they can do whatever they want and it doesn't matter. The worst that can happen is they get voted out of office, which just incentivizes them to make their opponents look bad

The disconnect here is that on a movie set, everyone has a common goal. In politics, the goals are at opposite ends of the field.

@gasstationpeanuts1814

Жыл бұрын

It’s not even clear to me that Bill’s whole premise here makes any sense. Light heckling between opposing political parties is the path to violence? Huh.

@Christan_Moreno

Жыл бұрын

In theory Bill's right, but in practice you're right.

@scribe570

Жыл бұрын

I disagree to a large extent. The people have been waiting years for Congress to solve the immigrant problem at the border. Start with the common goal. Next, agree how to spend less. Next, affordable health care. Certainly, we should all agree that the first is right up there -- and by all accounts, it is fixable. America has always been able to address common problems, until now.

@kix5284

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. One's trying to make a movie while the other one is trying to ruin the movie so another country's movies are better.

@sekokhan5307

Жыл бұрын

Well the common goal should be to improve/ serve the country

The last sentence KILLEEEED ME! Hahahahahahah

Working together despite hating each other assumes they are working towards a common goal. They aren't.

Was laughing out loud tonight more than most, great show throughout.

@Gaetano.94

Жыл бұрын

The chick ruined it for me

@oregonsnob31

Жыл бұрын

Ditto!!

@anonymoususer4376

Жыл бұрын

@@Gaetano.94 everything she said was true. except about Cracker Barrel. never liked that place.

Finally catching up with the rest of the "modern world." 🤘😂

@NaYawkr

Жыл бұрын

Only till we Hit The Flush Handle.

@Juniorverse

Жыл бұрын

@@NaYawkrour hands are firmly gripping it as we speak

@markusallen5634

Жыл бұрын

The events of January 6th proved to the rest of the world that America is just another third world country that is ready to throw away democracy and take up an authoritarian government, ruled by a dictator like Donald Trump. It's going to happen eventually.

@justaguy2365

Жыл бұрын

Actually they got the idea from us. There are plenty of documented brawls in Congress.

I am at the doctor's office and I could not stop laughing. Yes I could watch that all day long.

@2011Azure

Жыл бұрын

Keep on laughin'. It's good for you. ... and Keep on Truckin' !

I loved this segment, but somebody has to ask: "That bus has sailed"? 😀

In the comments to see how many people will say.. "we are not a democracy, Bill, we are a republic" 🙄

@darthsaban8665

Жыл бұрын

Your remedial attempt at sarcasm doesn't make it any less factual

@oscargr_

Жыл бұрын

@@darthsaban8665 There you go.. you are the first.

And that last line 😅😂🤣lmao perfect deliver sir absolutely perfect ! Oh and absolutely correct as well !

“Yes here in terrible, horrible shoe business we all hate each other, but we still get our job done…” And with that my respect for the industry goes up.

@Willverinerage

Жыл бұрын

You have respect for hollywood? Seriously? wow!

@Bigmojojo

Жыл бұрын

​@@Willverineragethey make more money then you

@user-sr9in2es8b

Жыл бұрын

No we don't get the job done. just take a look at politics. where the hell did get that idea?

Very impressive! I hope your government leaders are watching this episode!

This was gold.

I'm really impressed with Bill Maher these days. Wow

These Fights remind me of the Jerry Springer Show! Timeless. 😂😂😂😜😜

Yoooooooo, "turning your children communist and gay" literally had me ROLLING!!!

I always watch the rules. Good job as always.🎉

Writing was top notch tonight

Love you Bill and support you even when we disagree. That said, you need to have someone check your tie before air time. Like seeing someone with tissue on their shoe it is difficult to pay attention to what you are saying.

Talk about Passion for what you believe!

Great to see American comedy uncensored (for a change)!

@junvillanueva2790

Жыл бұрын

Not really, a lot of commedians got cancelled because one party does not their jokes, example, Rossaene Barr😂

@warren52nz

Жыл бұрын

@@junvillanueva2790 Yes, censorship comes from religion... crowd control. That's why it's so prevalent in the USA. My hypothesis.

*FUN FACT* : Not sure why bill left this out. But anyway, yes Tom and Charlize had a difficult time, MAJOR big time tension between them -was never really clear on what it was but they really didnt care for each other. However, the cool thing, on the last day of shooting (or maybe after) Tom did have flowers or something delivered to her with a card saying something to the effect that "I know we didnt get along very well, but still, if I had to do this film over again, there is no one else I would choose besides you" Or something like that like hey we dont see eye to eye, but our talents work well together and like bill said, we get the job done.

@Willverinerage

Жыл бұрын

I've never heard that story ever, I'm sorry but I call bullshit.

@tellurye

Жыл бұрын

@@Willverinerage Oh, so because you never heard of it, it must not be true. Who the fuq are you dickbreath? It was reported in multiple newspapers and interviews who quoted them. Could care less if you beleive it or not, now go back to your safe space.

@Willverinerage

Жыл бұрын

@@tellurye with a response like that, it seems like you need the safe space. I merely gave my opinion. You're the one having the freakout.

@tellurye

Жыл бұрын

@@Willverinerage You didnt give your opinion, you called me a liar and that its "bullshit" but you are right - you dont need a safe space as you clearly are in one which is why your narcissistic ass hasnt heard of commonly known issues ROFL!!

@Willverinerage

Жыл бұрын

@@tellurye keep projecting little man, and you tell me constantly about safe spaces yet you're the one who keeps overreacting. Whatever man, I stopped caring a while ago. I'm not going to further respond to you and your projecting. Enjoy your day

Pryor and Wilder. I loved them as a child, that's why my heart broke as I found out that they did t like each other. On camera they acted like brothers, though.

LoL Parliament fighting awesome 😂 lol

our congress is too old to get in a brawl, they can't pick up their walkers let alone throw them

@johnbeechy

Жыл бұрын

Time to Read the words of the 14th Amendment's Section 4, Section1. white men killed other white men, so as to write the 14th Amendment! Every single GOP President in Your lifetime Had ONLY deficits. So where is the GOP Plan to Pay down all the 32 yrs of deficits (since & including Nixon) No plan to ever pay the bills, nor to Honor the 14th Amendment's Section 4. written by white men in 1868, before Blacks were elected to office. one of the GOPers has no plan to ever pay down the Debts from TRUMP, gwbush, Ghwbush, Reagan, Ford, Nixon. all those GOP Presidents failed to pay one yr's worth of debts off. GOPers censor their Plans to bankrupt USA and end all Federal Rts! Soon States will be able to Deny the 2nd Amendment !! Be Aware of the end of the 14th Amendment 14th Amendment's Section 4. The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned. But neither the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void. Section 4 confirmed the legitimacy of all public debt appropriated by the Congress. It also confirmed that neither the United States nor any state would pay for the loss of slaves or debts that had been incurred by the Confederacy. For example, during the Civil War several British and French banks had lent large sums of money to the Confederacy to support its war against the Union. In Perry v. United States (1935), the Supreme Court ruled that under Section 4 voiding a United States bond "went beyond the congressional power." 14th Amendment's Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws. Actions speak Louder than the biggest Lie! The GOP Plan is to DEFAULT on USA debt and cause the revoking of all Federal Rts!! Once the GOP Default on the debt by not raising the ceiling, they defy the words of the elected (white) men of 1868. White men killed other white men, so as to write the law known as the 14th Amendment. // God Bless the Free Blacks that fought under Gen. GW at the Battle of Long island. their courage, while some whites ran, showed Gen GW Blacks should be FREE to save USA. Show me a GOP Plan to pay down the debts of the prior GOP Presidents. Other wise, there is no point to supporting their defiance of the Constitution's Article 1 S 8 P1 // the Founders sent the army with cannons to arrest the Whiskey Rebels for firing off muskets prior to paying the taxes due on their Whiskey sales. READ the history of the white Man Before U all lose your so call Federal RTs. DEM States are planning to 'remove the 2nd amendment' once the 14th Amendment is revoked! stupid people serve as the slaves and Masters use them as fodder a National sales tax of ONLY 5% with a Horizon clause, could pay down the $30+ trillion GOP want a 30% sales' tax and Huge Cuts to all rich shareholder's passive income. Passive Capital Gains' income does NOT go into the Gross Domestic Product, as per the Formula. Purge the Non taxpayers, as per Andrew Jackson! Jackson knew what to do to the traitors!

@j-me6317

Жыл бұрын

They’d be throwing their false teeth at each other.

@michaelmorningstar8645

Жыл бұрын

Like Nancy Pelosi couldn't kick your ass.

Remember the rules we learned in kindergarten? Always share your toys, and don't hoard them. Learn cooperative play. Put your toys back where they belong when you're done with them. Never hit anybody. Don't throw your food. Respect adults and be polite to people. Say please and thank you, excuse me, and ask permission to leave the room. Dress appropriately for school. Clean up your own messes. Respect your teacher. Make friends with other kids and take care of the weak ones. Play fair, use sportsmanship during gym and competitive gamwa. Take turns. Pledge allegiance. Work hard and study. Be a good citizen. And if you misbehaved or didn't do your homework, the teacher would give you a time-out, send you home with a letter and extra homework, and no one made excuses for your inappropriate behavior. Now teachers and principals are expected to be police,,shrinks, social workers and babysitters, as well. With low pay and dangerous schools, paying for school supplies from their own pockets. And science teachers can't teach science. And history teachers can't teach history. Congress and the Senate need some muscular babysitters and rule enforcers for these infantile politicians. Even kindergarteners know the rules better! We should put some of the kids in Washington to replace the bad boys and girls, who deserve a long time-out. Like, forever. One strike and you're out. Was a children's psychiatric worker and saw kids with more serious problems who still understood civility and appropriateness better than these people.

@robertperry4439

Жыл бұрын

Also, none of the actors killed their choreographer, that is before Alec Baldwin.

@scribe570

Жыл бұрын

@@robertperry4439 Low blow, unfair. He liked her a lot. What would you do if told the gun to use in a scene has blanks?

@darkangelkate3950

Жыл бұрын

Very well said!!

@cartoonraccoon2078

Жыл бұрын

@@robertperry4439 It was the cinematographer. I guess factual acuracy is too much to ask for in our trolls...

@thomasramirez1225

Жыл бұрын

@@robertperry4439 seriously irrelevant, don't be a Bozo 🥱

Sidebar: Murphy and Landis went on to make BEVERLY HILLS COP III.

If our elected officials don’t work well with others vote them out.

They can’t work together because they can’t even agree what a movie is, or even how to use a camera. How do you even work together when one side insists that the camera can see through walls

@DrThunder2004

Жыл бұрын

Or what the gender of the camera is.

@sgtigerj

Жыл бұрын

@@DrThunder2004 you see though, the gender of the Cameraperson; whatever gender the cameraperson identifies as or what he wishes to be referred to as, doesn’t affect the production of the movie in anyway. But one side choose to dwell on this issue more than the cameraperson themselves

One of the reasons it's good to be British You have the right to say you have the most entertaining parliament on the planet

@Jeff-cn9up

Жыл бұрын

But you are legally prohibited from using clips of Parliament for comedy purposes. Or were, until very recently.

@tbirdboy

Жыл бұрын

House of Commons should be a TV show...wait a minute...

@volcryndarkstar

Жыл бұрын

​@@Jeff-cn9up Oh, did they finally change that?

@Jeff-cn9up

Жыл бұрын

@@volcryndarkstar Actually the change in the law was in 2014, but it seems to have taken the BBC a while to notice and take advantage of what the new law could allow.

@sabareeshmuralidharan635

Жыл бұрын

ORDER!!! ORRRRDDDERRRRRR!!!

To quote HL Mencken "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."

Don’t forget Ed Harris knocking out James Cameron on the set of The Abyss.

Mango Taco Gristle was confusing The STOU with an episode of Jerry Springer.

That last line was perfect lol

Politicians don't see Government as a job, more as a club with benefits.

Well the U.S. Congress had it's own Parliament Fight on November 14 2023

Parliament Fights! In this country, the politicians come armed!

@johnbeechy

Жыл бұрын

Time to Read the words of the 14th Amendment's Section 4, Section1. white men killed other white men, so as to write the 14th Amendment! Every single GOP President in Your lifetime Had ONLY deficits. So where is the GOP Plan to Pay down all the 32 yrs of deficits (since & including Nixon) No plan to ever pay the bills, nor to Honor the 14th Amendment's Section 4. written by white men in 1868, before Blacks were elected to office. one of the GOPers has no plan to ever pay down the Debts from TRUMP, gwbush, Ghwbush, Reagan, Ford, Nixon. all those GOP Presidents failed to pay one yr's worth of debts off. GOPers censor their Plans to bankrupt USA and end all Federal Rts! Soon States will be able to Deny the 2nd Amendment !! Be Aware of the end of the 14th Amendment 14th Amendment's Section 4. The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned. But neither the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void. Section 4 confirmed the legitimacy of all public debt appropriated by the Congress. It also confirmed that neither the United States nor any state would pay for the loss of slaves or debts that had been incurred by the Confederacy. For example, during the Civil War several British and French banks had lent large sums of money to the Confederacy to support its war against the Union. In Perry v. United States (1935), the Supreme Court ruled that under Section 4 voiding a United States bond "went beyond the congressional power." 14th Amendment's Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws. Actions speak Louder than the biggest Lie! The GOP Plan is to DEFAULT on USA debt and cause the revoking of all Federal Rts!! Once the GOP Default on the debt by not raising the ceiling, they defy the words of the elected (white) men of 1868. White men killed other white men, so as to write the law known as the 14th Amendment. // God Bless the Free Blacks that fought under Gen. GW at the Battle of Long island. their courage, while some whites ran, showed Gen GW Blacks should be FREE to save USA. Show me a GOP Plan to pay down the debts of the prior GOP Presidents. Other wise, there is no point to supporting their defiance of the Constitution's Article 1 S 8 P1 // the Founders sent the army with cannons to arrest the Whiskey Rebels for firing off muskets prior to paying the taxes due on their Whiskey sales. READ the history of the white Man Before U all lose your so call Federal RTs. DEM States are planning to 'remove the 2nd amendment' once the 14th Amendment is revoked! stupid people serve as the slaves and Masters use them as fodder a National sales tax of ONLY 5% with a Horizon clause, could pay down the $30+ trillion GOP want a 30% sales' tax and Huge Cuts to all rich shareholder's passive income. Passive Capital Gains' income does NOT go into the Gross Domestic Product, as per the Formula. Purge the Non taxpayers, as per Andrew Jackson! Jackson knew what to do to the traitors!

@gears7467

Жыл бұрын

Yes sir, armed and loaded on booze.

👍🤣Good one....and Im conservative. You are an unknown great mediator of whats really goings on out here. Im still watching. Keep it up! Thanks

What a great episode!!

I like the slogan. MTG AKA : Cocaine Bear!! 😂😂😂😂😂

When you’re mad as Hell and you can’t take it anymore.

@TeddyKGB12

Жыл бұрын

When YOU'RE uneducated as Hell and you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".......

@lpk6372

Жыл бұрын

And you're too stupid to actually find out why and who's to blame.

@lennonacid

Жыл бұрын

You guys may be mad as hell, but your lazy as shit.

@franklee7150

Жыл бұрын

@@lennonacid Yep, the fragile generation doesn’t want to work.

@franklee7150

Жыл бұрын

@@lpk6372 Inflation, Open Borders, Energy costs, War in Ukraine, Americans left behind in Afghanistan, Fentanyl epidemic, Virtue signaling, Chinese Spy Balloons, Homelessness, Crime, Sons making millions on shady foreign deals, manipulation of media. Let’s Go Brandon!

This episode really hit home, overall. Great comedy, guests, sections, etc. This show helps keep me going in life, no joke.

Bill Maher at the top of his game.

Outstanding commentary.

0:17 I think that's my home country Bolivia! We love our parliament brawls!

I hope to one day be as happy as the guy screaming woo in the background

Love this mad cuz he's very honest and tells the truth about what the heck is going on

Politicians don't hate each other. One politician's constituents hate another politician's constituents.

@nahuelma97

Жыл бұрын

I'd say it's a lot of that, yes, but that's mostly the case with the older generations of politicians. In this context, older/younger politicians meaning people who have been in politics for more or less time, not necessarily referring to their general age. I doubt Ted Cruz believes a single word out of any of the stupid shit he's said publicly about Joe Biden, or any of the people in his generation or older, but people who have been in politics for a lot less longer than him probably do have feelings more closely resembling hate and disdain than respectful disagreement. I think you're much more likely to find a pair of people from each side of the isle who respect each other regardless of their disagreements in older politician generations than in pairs who have been in politics for 10 years or less, let alone people who got into politics during the Trump presidency or after. For better or worse, people who have been in politics for a while know how the system works and they know that you can't completely lose respect for the other person's humanity, unlike the younger politicians who simply don't have that understanding and, because of the way they behave, they may never gain it at all

@scribe570

Жыл бұрын

That's a good point. It's all pro wrestling.

Missed Jamie Foxx and LL Cool J-Any Giving Sunday

People don't fight doing movies because they would be fired. You can't fire a congressman.

@eemage9476

Жыл бұрын

BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!

@varianschirmer9375

7 ай бұрын

You can stop re-electing them.

Excellent!

It used to happen in the US all the time! Back in the day...

@Wildcat82164

Жыл бұрын

Especially in the 1850's

I’m telling you. Feels so good, I became Independent and literally despise both parties. When I get into discussions with people it’s so liberating that I don’t pick any sides and mock them both. People really get confused because they either expect to fight or agree with you about the side they support. 😂

@InnaGottaDavida

Жыл бұрын

Both parties have gotten so ridiculous it's impossible to take either one seriously.

@miggans21012

Жыл бұрын

If you really notice nothing changes no matter who's in power

@nico8587d

Жыл бұрын

@@miggans21012 What happened to the women’s right to abortion?? gop want to take away your social security and Medicare. Who’s side are you on???

@miggans21012

Жыл бұрын

@@nico8587d Yes. Whose side are you on.. That's the problem. You're no different then a trumpster.

@jerrypilarz3076

Жыл бұрын

You still have your biases, though. We all do.

Zazzam! Interesting lesson

Priceless LMAO 🤣 😂 😆 💀 ❤ 💕 🤣 😂

One of your best New Rules videos in ages.

“Violence is the final authority, from which all other authority is derived.”

@j84martinez44

Жыл бұрын

Aye

@zanido9073

Жыл бұрын

I've always said this, not phrased as concisely though. this is good.

@TheNewblade1

Жыл бұрын

So what part of the knife domain do u preside over?

@xhagast

Жыл бұрын

Robert A Heinlein?

@appletreeblunt

Жыл бұрын

A citizen

You nailed it Bill 👍🏼

that "BUS" has sailed...didn't know busses sailed-lmao

It would be nice to have a government work together to actually get shit done. The inevitable WWE match between parties will be must-see TV 🔥

@johnbeechy

Жыл бұрын

Time to Read the words of the 14th Amendment's Section 4, Section1. white men killed other white men, so as to write the 14th Amendment! Every single GOP President in Your lifetime Had ONLY deficits. So where is the GOP Plan to Pay down all the 32 yrs of deficits (since & including Nixon) No plan to ever pay the bills, nor to Honor the 14th Amendment's Section 4. written by white men in 1868, before Blacks were elected to office. one of the GOPers has no plan to ever pay down the Debts from TRUMP, gwbush, Ghwbush, Reagan, Ford, Nixon. all those GOP Presidents failed to pay one yr's worth of debts off. GOPers censor their Plans to bankrupt USA and end all Federal Rts! Soon States will be able to Deny the 2nd Amendment !! Be Aware of the end of the 14th Amendment 14th Amendment's Section 4. The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned. But neither the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void. Section 4 confirmed the legitimacy of all public debt appropriated by the Congress. It also confirmed that neither the United States nor any state would pay for the loss of slaves or debts that had been incurred by the Confederacy. For example, during the Civil War several British and French banks had lent large sums of money to the Confederacy to support its war against the Union. In Perry v. United States (1935), the Supreme Court ruled that under Section 4 voiding a United States bond "went beyond the congressional power." 14th Amendment's Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws. Actions speak Louder than the biggest Lie! The GOP Plan is to DEFAULT on USA debt and cause the revoking of all Federal Rts!! Once the GOP Default on the debt by not raising the ceiling, they defy the words of the elected (white) men of 1868. White men killed other white men, so as to write the law known as the 14th Amendment. // God Bless the Free Blacks that fought under Gen. GW at the Battle of Long island. their courage, while some whites ran, showed Gen GW Blacks should be FREE to save USA. Show me a GOP Plan to pay down the debts of the prior GOP Presidents. Other wise, there is no point to supporting their defiance of the Constitution's Article 1 S 8 P1 // the Founders sent the army with cannons to arrest the Whiskey Rebels for firing off muskets prior to paying the taxes due on their Whiskey sales. READ the history of the white Man Before U all lose your so call Federal RTs. DEM States are planning to 'remove the 2nd amendment' once the 14th Amendment is revoked! stupid people serve as the slaves and Masters use them as fodder a National sales tax of ONLY 5% with a Horizon clause, could pay down the $30+ trillion GOP want a 30% sales' tax and Huge Cuts to all rich shareholder's passive income. Passive Capital Gains' income does NOT go into the Gross Domestic Product, as per the Formula. Purge the Non taxpayers, as per Andrew Jackson! Jackson knew what to do to the traitors!

@923crono

Жыл бұрын

This stupid pettiness in government is doing a good job in distracting the working class from the fact that they are getting poorer and the ultra rich still own congress 👏

@JingIeFett

Жыл бұрын

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho approves

@bobbafett1849

Жыл бұрын

Thats how the oligarchy wants it. Division is good for them.

@franklee7150

Жыл бұрын

I’d rather have the Government do less. Anything the government does is costly and the inefficient,