Bill introduces a new award for outstanding achievement in growing a pair.
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@Winterstick549 Жыл бұрын
This is one award show I would actually watch.
@markdaly1648
Жыл бұрын
The last leg In the UK with Adam Hills has the dick of the year awards
@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3
Жыл бұрын
Repent to Jesus Christ “Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings.” 1 Peter 5:8-9 NIV H
I only watch award shows that tell me who/what to vote for NOT! 😊
@tomogden2432
Жыл бұрын
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 - why do you "Christians" think everyone wants to hear your fairy tales?
@stevenjbeto Жыл бұрын
Don’t forget to take one of those trophies home with you, Mr. Maher.
@dasalekhya
Жыл бұрын
He doesn't deserved these cajones ... *he deserves one made of STEEL*
@torreyintahoe
Жыл бұрын
Here here
@mattkowal90
Жыл бұрын
Honorary Lifetime Achievement.
@edeledeledel5490
Жыл бұрын
Just one? Why not a pair?
@jimmym3352
Жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for the articles from CNN tomorrow or the next day saying cojones reinforces toxic male stereotypes.
@Mikeandcris91 Жыл бұрын
This needs to be a two hour long, annual award show.
@rruffrruff1
Жыл бұрын
I think it needs to be a weekly segment...
@sonn13
Жыл бұрын
Definitely 👍🏼
@TopsideCrisis346
Жыл бұрын
We need celebrity guests. And categories. And a big opening musical number! 💥😎💥
@thomask5434
Жыл бұрын
Seing whats happening right now we could do it every week
@rageforthemachine
Жыл бұрын
I don't think there would be enough awards to give out to fill up a full two hours though. Maybe another 8 minute KZread clip though.
@NZRainbowGillian Жыл бұрын
As a genX, I can’t understand the whole ‘trigger warning’ thing. We were shown Schindler’s List in history class at age 13, and it’s pretty graphic and upsetting. That was the point! BE upset, BE appalled, BE sick to your stomach about what really happened. It’s on us to never let it be forgotten. Not to hide in a corner because it’s too confronting.
@dustin2835
Жыл бұрын
It a enough to make you want to wash the rainbow dye out of your hair huh?
@pmlb7715
Жыл бұрын
Image the people who went through the Holocaust in real life. Being upset, appalled and sick to our stomach with a movie is the least we can do.
@atsignsarestupid
11 ай бұрын
@@dustin2835 Back when Manic Panic was a brand and not a political philosophy.
@erichuhlmann6484
11 ай бұрын
Popo 5:56 5:56
@Swirrt
11 ай бұрын
I can get behind the idea of it in some situations and environments. But it has to be used with care and not slightly, or it diminishes itself.
@Forbidden.wisdom. Жыл бұрын
*”Do not fear having no friends. Fear having bad friends”* ~My life taught lesson
@charliek9394
Жыл бұрын
"people who post quotes in youtube comments are fucking dumb" -unknown idiot. ca 1993ad
@asraarradon4115
Жыл бұрын
Same with relationships. Don't let the fear of being alone make you stay with someone you shouldn't be with.
@donnabenson6900
Жыл бұрын
I truly agree with you. I used to think I had plenty of friends, but then when I realized all the women I was friends with seemed like they had a high school mentality. Talked shit about me, jealous of me, and actually think I'm stupid over my politics. I am glad I have a couple of good girl friends that I don't have to worry about them trying to steal my life or my husband. Not that my husband can be stolen. You know what I mean... we all know those women! Oh, they'll try and smile at you while they are trying to wreck your world.
@charliewatts6895
Жыл бұрын
@@donnabenson6900 Yep. They were not real friends. Not sure why women play the Mean Girls role all the time.
@paulinegallagher7821
Жыл бұрын
YES to this. I cut a friend out of my life the second i moved out of the apartment near her house. I figured it was then or never. She was so toxic, i couldnt believe what i put up with. She manipulated me into so many bad situations and used me as a wing woman to go out and pick up guys, but whenever i tried to meet someone and came close to doing it, she would look for an excuse to get out of whatever bar we were in saying she wanted to go somewhere else. She was just fucking awful and one of the few things in my life ive gotten rid of that i have zero regrets about.
@yousefayub8747 Жыл бұрын
This was so damn refreshing. I nominate Bill for the Cojones Lifetime achievement award.
@whatsursource
Жыл бұрын
I nominate him For the always bitching about Millenials even tho they're like 30 now lmao.
@tascrphs
Жыл бұрын
@@whatsursource Frankly, I think that says more about Millennials than Bill.... they need to grow a pair and realize life's not fair. As the great philosopher Forest Gump once said, $hit happens!
@mokiloke
Жыл бұрын
Bill, Ricky, and John Cleese, Chapelle, deserve induction into Cojones hall of fame.
@jonnym4670
Жыл бұрын
well like the guy or not but with the things he has said they totally snubbed Trump on these awards
@landor7610
Жыл бұрын
BIll need to grow some cajones... He's bashing people because they are smart enough to know men are not women.
@luv2cook. Жыл бұрын
Repeatedly watching Tropic Thunder got me through the absolute worst time of my life. I’m SO glad it exists. (63 yo female)
@squibbelsmcjohnson
9 ай бұрын
Best ever 😂
@quicksesh Жыл бұрын
As a Brit I really love to watch Bill Maher, he hits all the right political notes in such a comedic manner ... it is the sort of comedy we used to get here in the UK before cancel culture started to pervade our lives and long may he carry on.
@ANGUSYOUNGISMYGOD
Жыл бұрын
This Canadian agrees with you.
@petejohnson8397
Жыл бұрын
I am sorry that our U.S. virus infected you. Most of us suffer too. Sorry.
@warlockofwordschannel7901
Жыл бұрын
*comedy obvs.
@rexnemovi6061
11 ай бұрын
Maher's "hitting all the right political notes" played its role in making what's happening now happen, so maybe the political notes he was hitting until about yesterday were not all that right ones.
@a2ndopynyn
10 ай бұрын
How is Jonathan Pie doing these days? I used to watch him a lot a few years ago, but haven't in a while. I remember he used to work a lot with what Maher is pointing out here: neither one openly calls it "leftist vs. liberal" but that's really what it is.
@V3x0r Жыл бұрын
Can we all take a moment to appreciate Bill's gold Cojones pin?
@mikeg6666
Жыл бұрын
He's a fraud!
@marieb132
Жыл бұрын
Bill is always entertaining but in this episode his two guests were real duds.
@adelinadepiccoli1628
Жыл бұрын
i want that pin
@maunalapier4939
Жыл бұрын
Love your pin I’m going to make one and start wearing it PROUDLY💖💖💖💖 My Mom always said before my Dad died if she was left here she never ever wanted brass balls again even if they were GOLD plated!!!!!???!
@tbecker97204
Жыл бұрын
Yeah! The *gold glitter balls ribbon* .
@Jackmonster3231 Жыл бұрын
Please continue the Cojones Awards. This is the type of reinforcement society needs to overcome cancel culture. By showing examples of others who stood up and didn't back down this is how others will rise.
@CanisLupusSteparium
Жыл бұрын
☝️
@macandless
Жыл бұрын
👆👆🤟
@TheRadioAteMyTV
Жыл бұрын
What courage, he only pointed out when the left went after the left. He had no regard for the right and made fun of them going into his story. This was just another case of you have gone too far because now you came after us. Booo hooo.
@joeberg3317
Жыл бұрын
Liked how it wasn't culture war bomb throwers too, just people politely but firmly saying 'no'
@cashbuyer4221
Жыл бұрын
This is true. For a few brief moments I forgot I was in the twilight zone we call reality these days!
@Zonker66 Жыл бұрын
THIS NEEDS TO BE A REAL THING! We need this so badly... please make this happen. I love the double ribbon.
@timothybrown760
Жыл бұрын
Hear, hear!!!😮😊
@Beerglass1980
Жыл бұрын
👍
@j10001
4 ай бұрын
Yes, I was cracking up at the ribbon, too!
@siomhe8539 Жыл бұрын
This might be my favorite of all Bill Maher clips...and that's saying a lot because I am right leaning and love this man because he calls out both sides. I think he deserves the lifetime achievement Cajones award
@atomicviking2497 Жыл бұрын
Ricky Gervais for standing up at the Academy Awards that time and saying what many people watching at home were thinking.
@tomralph8540
Жыл бұрын
It wasn’t the Oscars. No way they let Ricky anywhere near that stage.
@PenaltyKillah
Жыл бұрын
Ricky was hosting another awards show that gave out golden balls
@03817
Жыл бұрын
Yeah,, it was golden globes not oscars but I don't think Bill would've mention Ricky because he doesn't want to insult his powerfully Hollywood friends. It's much easier finding a niche group and go after them.
@christopherhuff3123
Жыл бұрын
Gervais picks an award show for actors to complain about and insult actors. If you don't like watching actors get awards, why are you watching and "thinking" anything about them.? It's not for you, watch something else.
@tomassolucello3895
Жыл бұрын
@@03817The Cajones are golden globes too.
@chillwurld5551 Жыл бұрын
Bill deserves a Cojones Award
@soulfoodie1
Жыл бұрын
Facts!
@JohnnySmith-no2zc
Жыл бұрын
You are deluded. Gavin McInnes does.
@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3
Жыл бұрын
Repent to Jesus Christ “Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings.” 1 Peter 5:8-9 NIV H
@BlueSky-zq5ob
Жыл бұрын
He deserves more money💸💸🤑🤑 He is deep down inside a republican 🤢💸
@kmcarchive8288
Жыл бұрын
@@BlueSky-zq5ob Nope, he's what we who understand words call a genuine Liberal... Not a leftist.
@mda7763 Жыл бұрын
Who would have thought that Bill Maher would morph into a modern day superhero. I am very happy to see it. Thank you Bill.
@goodbyecitylifehellocountr7533
8 ай бұрын
I feel the same way.
@CentristDad155
5 ай бұрын
He is speaking the truth. He has always done that the 25 years I have watched him.
@shaneb4923 Жыл бұрын
Cojones Awards!!! Absolutely Brilliant Mr. Maher. Do This Every WEEK!!
@cartergirl3of3 Жыл бұрын
I did not want this to end. I wanted to keep seeing more. This is a great segment. I hope you really do mail out those awards to their winners haha
@Bitchslapper316
Жыл бұрын
The problem is there isn't much more. Most big business and media bend to the woke mob.
@ChuckWortman
Жыл бұрын
I can see Ben Stiller now, graciously accepting his award!
@jamlane
Жыл бұрын
"Your cojones are in the mail."
@hollyroxy25
Жыл бұрын
Problem is they probably didn’t have to many people to choose from unfortunately. There’s not a lot of corporations or celebrities that have balls big enough to stand up to these morons
@dave210yt
Жыл бұрын
I would love to see an interview in the future with someone on Fox or CNN and see a "Cjones" on a mantel or in the background of a crowded shelf or desk.
@jonphebus6720 Жыл бұрын
The Gold Lapel Ribbon is priceless. Props to whoever tended to that detail! Great episode!!
@toriless
Жыл бұрын
Hmmm, that shape reminds me of something?
@weldabar
Жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice. Thanks for pointing it out.
@evah7270
Жыл бұрын
Agree 💯
@timmmahhhh
Жыл бұрын
I eventually noticed that too, love it.
@warrenmilford6848
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it was a nice touch, as was the fact that he also changed into a bow tie.
@chrisodom3787 Жыл бұрын
I've never cared for awards shows, but I'd definitely watch this one 😂
@garybenade Жыл бұрын
Finally, an award show worth watching and an award to be proud of. Looking forward to many more solid brass cojones being awarded, thanks Bill!!
@stephenthomas1492
Жыл бұрын
I don't know, there wasn't any female POC on that list! You know how the left LOVES their 'inclusion' and 'NOT equality' in EVERYTHING.
@DippyHippie
Жыл бұрын
Instead if griping about the other shows simply turn the channel,huh?
@snapicvs
Жыл бұрын
I would actually tune in to see the annual cajones awards.
@xcw4934 Жыл бұрын
His best point was made at the end: Stand up for your ideals. The shallow, superficial posers pretending to be angry will find something else to pose over in about a day anyway.
@Bat_Boy
Жыл бұрын
How long has Dave Chappell been riding on his old content? He’s been dialing it in for years now. Controversy ≠ comedy. I don’t care what comics make fun of…it just has to be funny. Or, did we “cancel” Kramers (Micheal Richards) stand up act?
@cCiIcCo
Жыл бұрын
@@Bat_Boy And Dave Chappelle is the funniest Comedian of all time. 😉
@GGoAwayy
Жыл бұрын
I think the problem for a lot of people is that complaints often only are valid when they come from intelligent people. A lot of what stupid people complain about is... stupid.
@farikalsayid5654
Жыл бұрын
@@GGoAwayy like Bat Boy and his comment up there…stupid.
@ak1200
Жыл бұрын
@ƚΞIϽıịıCIΞƚ Debatable....but I enjoy "killing them softly" era of his comedy must better than now.
@bennyhinu Жыл бұрын
I'm from Canada 🇨🇦🇨🇦 Ever since I met Mrs Sophia I'm now living big life she's the best
@himedft
Жыл бұрын
Mrs Sophia guidance or strategy, your profit rate is 98 percent guaranteed and the minimum risk percentage is just 2 percent which is a rare happening in a long while now. I have been benefiting from her services for a year and half now.
@abubakardaudyut
Жыл бұрын
Wow I' m just shock someone mentioned expert Sophia I thought I'm the only one trading with her
@abubakardaudyut
Жыл бұрын
She helped me recover what I lost trying to trade my self
@eugenemarsha
Жыл бұрын
@@abubakardaudyut Yes is obviously the best, I invested $3,000 and she made profit of $28,000 for me just in 15 days
@goldencrisp4671 Жыл бұрын
Oh god he needs to do this at least once a year cause this is both informative and hilarious
@TaxmanTV Жыл бұрын
Great idea. I would nominate the producer (which could technically include Tom Cruise) for the decision in Top Gun Maverick to include the original Taiwan patch on Maverick's bomber jacket on the final movie release (was left out for trailer). China adamantly wanted it removed otherwise it would not show the film in China, which would've lead to easily 300-400 mil in additional revenue for the production company, but on principle they took a stand and gave a big FU to China by leaving the patch on. A Cojonesy decision for sure.
@salvosalva
Жыл бұрын
At least you make more money if you choose to alter your film to adhere to China's strict regulations. What money do companies make when they agree to comply with the wokies' madness?
@bobbyf1741
Жыл бұрын
Actually they CGI'd it in after having removed it. The production buckled under financial pressure from Tencent. But when the company pulled their financing anyway the patches returned.
@ILoveGrilledCheese
Жыл бұрын
It was removed for Chinese viewers, you know that right?
@pdoylemi
Жыл бұрын
@@salvosalva Wokies aren't the problem - they are just annoying as hell. People who ban books and drag shows, and freak out because Bud Light was endorsed by a trans person, and write anti-trans legislation, and don't say gay bills, and punish companies that object, and ban the teaching of honest history in schools because it might hurt some snowflake's feelings are the problem. "Wokies" bitch and moan, and some choose to respond to that - it's called FREEDOM! Freedom for them to bitch, and freedom for companies to decide (right or wrong) that it will be better for business to listen to them. It is the anti-woke crowd trying to use the iron fist of the state to silence expression they don't like. They are the real threat - not blue haired keyboard warriors.
@jlev1028
Жыл бұрын
@@ILoveGrilledCheeseYeah, but China wanted to impose that censorship on the rest of the worldwide movie market.
@dhor66 Жыл бұрын
Best award ever, this should be an actual thing😂
@timothybrown760 Жыл бұрын
Colleges are meant to not just train you in a profession, but also prepare you for the adult and real world you will eventually have to deal with and if you truly want to have trigger warnings about classes that involve those subjects, then college probably isn't for you and to be frank that also includes being a functioning adult because life rarely give 'trigger warnings' if at all.😮
@afterthesmash
5 ай бұрын
If by "real" world you mean corporate HR departments who have drunk the IDE Kool Aid, then your argument should be that university prepares students perfectly for the real world.
@timothybrown760
5 ай бұрын
@@afterthesmash ?????!!!🤨🤨🤨
@TysonJensen
4 ай бұрын
I remember when "preparing you for the adult and real world you will eventually have to deal with" was done in High School. When and why did we agree to babysit 14-18 year-olds instead of teaching them anything?
@jimcrowley1856 Жыл бұрын
This really, REALLY needs to be a one hour annual awards show.....
@michaelfortenberry5735 Жыл бұрын
In a few years, Ricky Gervais should get a Lifetime Achievement award.
@michaels2520
11 ай бұрын
here here
@MrJimheeren
10 ай бұрын
@@michaels2520hear hear
@justinburn5740 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Bill, for helping the world act more like mature adults
@TheRadioAteMyTV
Жыл бұрын
Is it really mature when you only complain after the mob turns on itself and comes after itself? He praised only lefties standing up to the lefties trying to eat their own, and his lead up was trashing the right when they said anything. That's mature?
@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3
Жыл бұрын
Repent to Jesus Christ “Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings.” 1 Peter 5:8-9 NIV H
@seanbrown9048
Жыл бұрын
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 No!
@senister14
Жыл бұрын
Yeah as long as Bill side is winning.
@JeffreyGoddin
Жыл бұрын
Mature adults hand out truck nuts as awards?
@live_free_or_perish Жыл бұрын
Bill Maher is one of the only public figures I agree with most of the time. Not right, not left, and he makes me laugh. I wish more people would take themselves less seriously.
@patriciapalmer9890 Жыл бұрын
Thank you, Bill . Finally, a sigh of relief! There are people fighting back!
@markstevens1729 Жыл бұрын
The great thing about the Cojones Awards: If you don’t win one, you can just grow a pair!
@mireilledavidson9427
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Alan-fk2kt
Жыл бұрын
Yes I'm sure the creators of "Jose" beer are flaming libs.
@alanploetz7100
Жыл бұрын
Or you can go online and buy a set: bumper balls. Then you can just pretend. It helps to have a pickup truck to complete the outfit.
@seanchan4478
Жыл бұрын
And the award for most clever comment goes to..... this guy!
@tomogden2432
Жыл бұрын
You win the comments section!
@bcluett1697 Жыл бұрын
Love the Cajones Awards, I hope we see more of these in the future.
@ge2623
Жыл бұрын
Actually it would be better if we didn't have to have it.
@GnomeChomsky9999
Жыл бұрын
Just as long as it doesn't evolve into the Stand Your Ground Awards...
@TheCharleseye
Жыл бұрын
@@GnomeChomsky9999 There's nothing wrong with standing your ground. One could argue it's the first principle on which this Country was founded.
@tascrphs
Жыл бұрын
@@ge2623 I think we have to - Some one needs to keep track of this lunacy. The mass firings by big tech is certainly in part because they grew a pair (cajones) and like Net Flix wanted employees to tone down the "public" hyper-sensitivity.
@AV-we6wo
Жыл бұрын
@@TheCharleseye No, one of the first principles of the founding period was killing all natives that tried to stand their ground. Finding some self-justification like 'stand your ground' for keeping it even if it's stolen land came afterwards.
@Eqmastery Жыл бұрын
I wish this segment went on for HOURS!!!
@853massey Жыл бұрын
This should become the Weekly Cojones Awards. Absolutely spot on.
@stevefrayne Жыл бұрын
This message is to producers of REAL TIME and to Bill Maher himself… THANK YOU for doing this segment. I wish you would expand this and do it monthly or at least quarterly…for three reasons. 1. It’s very funny and has a good pace which will not get old. Quite the contrary; it will get more popular and more funny as it scales up as the audience knows the beats to expect (just like New Rules). 2. It’s the right thing to do. 3. This will pay huge dividends in ten years when this flood tide of cancellation has reversed and we all look back at the heroes that pushed back in the moment. If you go “all in” on this segment you will be indisputably atop the list of reformer heroes who had the balls to make cancellation efforts radically uncool. Thank you again for taking a very funny, very principled stand.
@TheJeremyKentBGross
Жыл бұрын
The only down side to this is that it should have started ten years ago. Plus it's not always dumb college students, from the start it was often some of their unhinged professors egging them on like that red head lady directing protestors to forcibly remove an Asian student journalist for simply taking pictures. Then there is governing bodies like the Canadian Human Rights Commission (or council?) and now Board of Psychology going after Jordan Peterson. This isn't all just over sensitive kids, and it never has been.
@MrAudienceMember2662015 Жыл бұрын
An awards show I could probably watch from beginning to end.
@pdaddis Жыл бұрын
But seriously, this would be the greatest award show of all time.
@joyceroberts6979 Жыл бұрын
At a university at which I once worked, I suggested if anyone decided to move here permanently, they should learn to speak English. I used the example that if I visited Germany, it would be nice if some Germans helped me understand what I was trying to say. BUT if I moved there to live, I should learn to speak German fluently. My supervisor suggested I needed to attend “sensitivity training” so as not to offend people living here who chose not to learn English & would be offended by that advice. 🙄
@djslip_irie
Жыл бұрын
My buddy lives in Costa Rica for over a decade. He even has a Costa Rican Spanish wife .. he hasn’t learned a lick of Spanish and he’s doing fine. Let ‘em do what they want. You can only do you.
@reneweisz9157 Жыл бұрын
Best award show ever. I would actually stay up for this one and watch it on TV
@newvickchick2818 Жыл бұрын
Great "New Rules". Killed it. Congratulations to everyone that won a Cojones award.
@FiairFlair Жыл бұрын
This is the best segment you've done in ages. Please keep it up!
@uccn11 ай бұрын
Bravo! More awards...semi-annually, please. I cannot wait a year!
@CPDRV Жыл бұрын
Hes been doing his best work lately. This is classic. Literally laughing out loud!!
@hijodelaisla275
Жыл бұрын
"literally"
@mikemac7196 Жыл бұрын
Ah thank you Bill. The middle really needs a voice like yours more than ever before.
@deborahblackvideoediting8697 Жыл бұрын
I love this! Rather than an annual event, can you do it every 2 or 3 months? We need more of this!
@mysticaltyger2009
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely!
@IanB85
Жыл бұрын
The quarterly cojones
@MsCoolGemini
Жыл бұрын
Yes as a reminder of doesn't let crybabies push them around
@carlariggs525 Жыл бұрын
Love it Bill! you make me laugh and intellectually stimulated. At a time when we need sarcasm and irony; you never fail to produce.
@OpenMind3000 Жыл бұрын
I could watch this all day.... somebody needs to make a longer version of this type of show
@MrBreese13 Жыл бұрын
This was and is so effing needed. Well done Bill and writers!
@stevenrobert8567
Жыл бұрын
SOrry, your generation is over, way over. Get used to it, gramps.
@whiteymcprivileged3144
Жыл бұрын
@@stevenrobert8567 Go eat a tide pod
@josephwiacek8123
Жыл бұрын
Are you referring to the generation that received a decent education and learned what letters to capitalize in a name or sentence?
@stevenrobert8567
Жыл бұрын
@@josephwiacek8123 Boomers didn't kill children, or 60 people at a whack. And we had no mass shooting every other day. And we would not put up with someone like Trump. We were civil, and had no road rage shootings. We would have never tolerated what you folks have come to believe is somehow normal.
@MrBreese13
Жыл бұрын
@@stevenrobert8567 sorry, but this nonsense is going away fast. Deal with it. Normal people are done with you crybabies. The ratio will tell you everything.
@larag4646 Жыл бұрын
Please make the Cojones Awards regular thing! I loved every minute of it!
@munyumbamutwale2985
Жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree with you more
@jv-lk7bc
Жыл бұрын
its actually important to do so, for 3 reasons: 1) because its awesome and will continue to be hilarious as long as its made necessary. 2) don't leave just the first handful to bear whatever blowback could come from the spotlight you've shined, Bill. even it out! 3) we need more heroes. a lot more. so mint us some, won't you, Bill? ..and you must admit, the homework for it will be fun!
@georgepaust8416 Жыл бұрын
THANKS BILL. THIS IS THE PERFECT AWARD SHOW FOR THIS DAY AND AGE. I would suggest a weekly, or at least monthly update on possible nominees. Please help reinstate America's testicles.
@drmikep23 Жыл бұрын
Not usually a fan but this was exceptional. Only complaint. Please expand this and/or do weekly or monthly. It is so needed these days!! Nice Job Bill!
@Luna-sz9uq Жыл бұрын
When I was in college, 20+ years ago, some guy in America History class had threw a tantrum when the professor talked about human sacrifices by the Aztecs. He yelled like a maniac and said there was no proof and it was a lie. The professor politely asked him to leave his class. That guy never came back to class. There was no BS back then; if you felt insulted then you’d s just drop out of that class. No professor would cater to your version of reality or cuddle you if you couldn’t handle the truth. 😅
@leroilapue15
Жыл бұрын
That is a perfect example of people who cannot deal with reality...ffs those temples have so many human bones around them they are like gravel under foot smh
@tuele4302
11 ай бұрын
Students who disrespect the class and the instructor should be immediately kicked out.
@robintst
10 ай бұрын
Sadly now the institutions themselves are trying to rewrite the history they teach, schools and colleges really are nothing but full-blown indoctrination camps these days.
@timestamp2525
8 ай бұрын
@@tuele4302this is also a Horrible approach especially in the scientific fields. It should rather depend on HOW said student expressed the disrespect. If not, they'd still be learning about humours and leeching in medical schools
@tuele4302
8 ай бұрын
@@timestamp2525 Yelling, interrupting the instructor, pathological antisocial attitudes, and blatant disrespect for the teacher/professor and fellow students are not signs of a person who cares about education. Such an individual should be expelled.
@marysivak6255 Жыл бұрын
This was one of the best segments! God --I needed that laugh
@leopoldoesquibeljr428 Жыл бұрын
If only there was an actual award like that, it would be so awesome I'd be teary eyed.
@nigelduncan-adam5988 Жыл бұрын
You have got to make this a thing PLEASE! FAF. And true AF.
@joearida5608 Жыл бұрын
Oh my God, you verbalized in about 10 minutes what I've been thinking for about 2 years thank you Bill
@sunflower-oo1ff
Жыл бұрын
Yes, same here ! Bill is simply brilliant!👍👏
@CardplayerLifestyle Жыл бұрын
This ought to be a WEEKLY segment! Thank you, Bill!
@maxjones6711 Жыл бұрын
This was great! You Have to make this a regular spot. It is up there with "New Rules"
@holocene216410 ай бұрын
I don't watch the Oscars anymore, but I would gladly watch the Cojones Awards. Hopefully, this will be back next year!
@kieraneric2549 Жыл бұрын
I want to see this more than once a year.
@pamelanadel3787 Жыл бұрын
This has to be one of Bill’s best episodes. The award winners he mentioned would be proud to display their cojones awards. You should ship them with your congratulations. 👍
@carriebilly6312
Жыл бұрын
You know that Bill will too!!
@birdiegirl1622
Жыл бұрын
As the Budweiser boycott is going on…adorable “ the left cancels people”
@EuroMIX2
Жыл бұрын
I think you mean "Cojonulations".
@eviloverlordsean Жыл бұрын
This must not be an annual thing... it needs to be at least quarterly, if not monthly. Bravo, Bill!
@skyfiblue Жыл бұрын
Brilliant! About time! Absolutely effing brilliant and one of his best routines ever!! 👏
@jerushamaxwell281 Жыл бұрын
The concept of the Cojones Awards is utterly clever! It's so funny how the brass cojones loosely swing from their attachment at the top of the stand. More of these awards presentations, Bill!
@johnnymartinjohansen
Жыл бұрын
Genitalia humor is what comedians commonly refers to as a "safe bet". It's a chep way to get people to laugh, and there is rarely any cleverness or depth to it. An award for having the balls to stand up against the woke madness is a great concept, but literal swinging brass balls is just childish.
@Robin-bk2lm
Жыл бұрын
Those are truck nuts. Nothing creative.
@The1DUIGuy
Жыл бұрын
@@Robin-bk2lm- Well, certainly a more creative and witty use for truck-nuts than hanging them off the back of a lifted truck to advertise to the world the driver’s inadequacies….
@jerushamaxwell281
Жыл бұрын
@@The1DUIGuy Yes, who could have believed that such an unnecessary novelty as truck-nuts, would ever sell? It was genius of Bill Maher to present them as a goofy prop.🤣
@kazkaz2212 Жыл бұрын
Bill Maher is the greatest. The Cojones Awards should be a regular segment. Thanks, Bill, for using humour to turn the world the right way up again.
@Charlie-xc6mb Жыл бұрын
I would love for this to be a regular segment.
@FlyingMonkeys69 Жыл бұрын
Bravo Bill! You are always entertaining and enlightening, and your writers are excellent also! Keep ‘em coming, we’re watching from the middle
@gustavoritter7321 Жыл бұрын
This is actually a very good idea, considering how much Americans like awards and how much attention they get.
@lennonacid
Жыл бұрын
It's also a good idea considering how much Americans are so obsessed with who actually has NUTS and who hasn't.
@Marijuanifornia
Жыл бұрын
A better idea would be to watch the 14-minute 1942 US Department of Agriculture video, *Hemp for Victory,* and learn how to grow "Marihuana" to fight against fascism and climate change.
@7XHARDER
Жыл бұрын
@@lennonacid butts n' nuts pretty much
@nomadproductions2812
Жыл бұрын
he has to switch the trophys for this be real lol
@adriantm8430
Жыл бұрын
There also needs to be the opposite award, for people who apologize for things they should have never apologized for.
@inventgineer Жыл бұрын
lmao 😂 @3:03, both the ceremony and the award itself were already great, but...........the fact that they felt the need to not just make it a statues of balls, but actually have a hinge point to swing on........👌😄💯 BEAUTIFUL touch -so delightfully unnecessary yet hilarious, haha.
@missella7339
Жыл бұрын
hahaha, they swing! 😂😂
@paavampatti
Жыл бұрын
I also love how the ribbon on his jacket is in the shape of balls.
@Tom-dv6ei
Жыл бұрын
Fully agree. When I saw them swing I immediately wondered....I bet there was a brief discussion as to whether they should be stationary or swing. The extra comedic element won out :)
@pvlkmrv
Жыл бұрын
Whoever’s job it was to design that trophy definitely doesn’t have a bullshit job. Excellent work.
@edeledeledel5490
Жыл бұрын
They just gold painted some store-bought Truck-Nuts, that swing on purpose.
@devinmcmanus Жыл бұрын
"That's not a rule; fuck you!" Love it.
@timothybrown760
Жыл бұрын
I say that to anyone even remotely trying to 'cancel' me for what I say they don't like hearing! Thier reaction when I do is so priceless!!!😅😅😅
@benknowbi3380 Жыл бұрын
One of the best Bill clips in a long time.
@deltropico7 Жыл бұрын
Bill just invented the ball shaped bow. OMG
@faustbos Жыл бұрын
haha, oh my god, that lapel pin had me spitting out coffee hahaha. The life time achievement Cojone goes to you Bill. Thank you for your service.
@miguelalmeyda8055 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely loved this segment. Make it a recurrent one. 😂🎉
@alialmuhanna4938 Жыл бұрын
Finally an award show worth watching !
@psychodeviant8903 Жыл бұрын
More Cojones Awards skits please. Actually, I guess first we'll need to find more individuals out there doing things that merit a Cojones Award. Here's hoping we get some.
@amberturdcoloringbook1733
Жыл бұрын
🥚🥚👍👍
@Sirwastealot
Жыл бұрын
At he rate of cancellations this year we'll have at least 1 billion attempted cancellations "my coffee is too bitter this is a hate crime!" So we should be able to get enough cajone recipients each year.
@pvlkmrv Жыл бұрын
Having courage is always a virtue
@grafxgrl80304 ай бұрын
This is the best award show in the history of television.
@0610doggie2 ай бұрын
Hilarious! A must every year Bill!! ❤😂
@MiklRngr Жыл бұрын
When Bill is wrong, he is wrong - and that makes him human. But when he is right, he nails the landing like a professional. Nicely done, sir.
@nkfd4688 Жыл бұрын
I am so pleased at Bill Maher for having the *COJONES* to make this award ceremony. I hope to see many more over the years (I'm assuming it's held annually) 🏆
@timothybrown760
Жыл бұрын
We can only hope my friend, we can only hope!🙂🙏
@joeburns4209
Жыл бұрын
I love it as well. I just wish Bill Maher only had the cojones a few years ago when he joked on his show and said "I'm a house ni**a", and had Michael Eric Dyson and Ice Cube on the show the following week to condemn him for having the audacity to say the word in any context. I think if that whole thing happened now, Bill would take a different approach to it.
@nkfd4688
Жыл бұрын
@@joeburns4209 the word can be said in the right context. That's why context exists -- to bring words/sentences/video clips/etc into a more balanced understanding
@gangalo68 Жыл бұрын
Great award show, great award winners and fantastic cut in clips of audience applauding frantically!
@overthinker_overanalyser Жыл бұрын
This segment needs to be done monthly!!! Loved it 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
@hijodelaisla275
Жыл бұрын
And let's hope there are enough competitors to have the award show monthly!
@arnieiam Жыл бұрын
I love how the trophy is asymmetrical
@sophiadevetzis8193 Жыл бұрын
I'd watch this award show above any other. ❤
@LP-gs3xj Жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Reminds me of senator Proxmire’s Golden Fleece awards. Keep it up.
@donnavorce8856 Жыл бұрын
Loved the Cajones Award show. I'd watch it monthly. Great work Bill. Keep 'em coming.
@teds8747 Жыл бұрын
This was one of the best bits I have seen from Real Time! Very well done, I enjoyed it. Thank You.
@TheRadioAteMyTV
Жыл бұрын
Just remember in this best bit, he trashes the right for standing up and then praised the lefties who came after the lefties. He never once supported or mentioned the right doing it to get their award. So brave and stunning to be mad when they come after your crowd but pile on when it is the other side. Hardly heroic.
@wanderlost7707 Жыл бұрын
We need more guys like Bill Maher on the left.
@GrandTheftWatto Жыл бұрын
You should do a "In Remembrance" reel of all of the people who lost their Cojones in the past year.
@Chipstacker1 Жыл бұрын
This is absolutely brilliant. There should also be a monthly reverse cohones award show.
@donhagen6318
Жыл бұрын
I agree. A Golden Slug award for spineless, two-faced, wimpy hypocrites. (McConnell and McCarthy immediately come to mind).
@tomogden2432
Жыл бұрын
The Eunuch Awards?
@udaychavan2783
Жыл бұрын
Tiny glass marbles attached to an eensie-weensie shrunken peensie?
@donhagen6318
Жыл бұрын
@@tomogden2432 That works! ✌
@andreasbyczkowski3435
Жыл бұрын
The Raisins? 😜
@JeddieT Жыл бұрын
Let’s hope this time next year there are enough awards to take up Bill’s entire hour - AND the Overtime.
@tomogden2432
Жыл бұрын
Let's hope there are enough nominees to make the Cojones Awards a weekly segment.
@guliyafayzullina3366 Жыл бұрын
I loved this! But it ended so quickly 😢 I want more!!!
@RainFall-202211 ай бұрын
This is one for some future "Best of..." series. Gracias.
@cypherzeros Жыл бұрын
"Your smartphone-driven gerbil mind" ROFL
@scottclark3761 Жыл бұрын
THIS is an award show I might actually watch.
@TheRadioAteMyTV
Жыл бұрын
Just be ready to see the same thing as here, lefties protecting lefties, now from their own. Just like here, don't expect any praise for those on the right, after all his whole lead up was trashing the right for standing up.
@alanploetz7100
Жыл бұрын
Hosted by Dave Chappelle or Ricky Gervais. Bill's moving toward the middle, but he still has a hard time slinging arrows at leftist Hollywood.
@shannonmakhanian13658 ай бұрын
I miss New Rules. This is the only show I miss 😢
@BMA8403 Жыл бұрын
Wow! For the next show, I'll get my popcorn ready. Wasn't anticipating this. Well done, Bill! Also, if you're already thinking of a lifetime achievement, Ricky Gervais should get the inagrual award.
@AlshaneBrown Жыл бұрын
The Cojones Awards needs to go mainstream. Great show
Пікірлер: 4 000
This is one award show I would actually watch.
@markdaly1648
Жыл бұрын
The last leg In the UK with Adam Hills has the dick of the year awards
@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3
Жыл бұрын
Repent to Jesus Christ “Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings.” 1 Peter 5:8-9 NIV H
@JellyBean-lo4sl
Жыл бұрын
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 - absolutely! #VoteBlue
@markswan2582
Жыл бұрын
I only watch award shows that tell me who/what to vote for NOT! 😊
@tomogden2432
Жыл бұрын
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 - why do you "Christians" think everyone wants to hear your fairy tales?
Don’t forget to take one of those trophies home with you, Mr. Maher.
@dasalekhya
Жыл бұрын
He doesn't deserved these cajones ... *he deserves one made of STEEL*
@torreyintahoe
Жыл бұрын
Here here
@mattkowal90
Жыл бұрын
Honorary Lifetime Achievement.
@edeledeledel5490
Жыл бұрын
Just one? Why not a pair?
@jimmym3352
Жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for the articles from CNN tomorrow or the next day saying cojones reinforces toxic male stereotypes.
This needs to be a two hour long, annual award show.
@rruffrruff1
Жыл бұрын
I think it needs to be a weekly segment...
@sonn13
Жыл бұрын
Definitely 👍🏼
@TopsideCrisis346
Жыл бұрын
We need celebrity guests. And categories. And a big opening musical number! 💥😎💥
@thomask5434
Жыл бұрын
Seing whats happening right now we could do it every week
@rageforthemachine
Жыл бұрын
I don't think there would be enough awards to give out to fill up a full two hours though. Maybe another 8 minute KZread clip though.
As a genX, I can’t understand the whole ‘trigger warning’ thing. We were shown Schindler’s List in history class at age 13, and it’s pretty graphic and upsetting. That was the point! BE upset, BE appalled, BE sick to your stomach about what really happened. It’s on us to never let it be forgotten. Not to hide in a corner because it’s too confronting.
@dustin2835
Жыл бұрын
It a enough to make you want to wash the rainbow dye out of your hair huh?
@pmlb7715
Жыл бұрын
Image the people who went through the Holocaust in real life. Being upset, appalled and sick to our stomach with a movie is the least we can do.
@atsignsarestupid
11 ай бұрын
@@dustin2835 Back when Manic Panic was a brand and not a political philosophy.
@erichuhlmann6484
11 ай бұрын
Popo 5:56 5:56
@Swirrt
11 ай бұрын
I can get behind the idea of it in some situations and environments. But it has to be used with care and not slightly, or it diminishes itself.
*”Do not fear having no friends. Fear having bad friends”* ~My life taught lesson
@charliek9394
Жыл бұрын
"people who post quotes in youtube comments are fucking dumb" -unknown idiot. ca 1993ad
@asraarradon4115
Жыл бұрын
Same with relationships. Don't let the fear of being alone make you stay with someone you shouldn't be with.
@donnabenson6900
Жыл бұрын
I truly agree with you. I used to think I had plenty of friends, but then when I realized all the women I was friends with seemed like they had a high school mentality. Talked shit about me, jealous of me, and actually think I'm stupid over my politics. I am glad I have a couple of good girl friends that I don't have to worry about them trying to steal my life or my husband. Not that my husband can be stolen. You know what I mean... we all know those women! Oh, they'll try and smile at you while they are trying to wreck your world.
@charliewatts6895
Жыл бұрын
@@donnabenson6900 Yep. They were not real friends. Not sure why women play the Mean Girls role all the time.
@paulinegallagher7821
Жыл бұрын
YES to this. I cut a friend out of my life the second i moved out of the apartment near her house. I figured it was then or never. She was so toxic, i couldnt believe what i put up with. She manipulated me into so many bad situations and used me as a wing woman to go out and pick up guys, but whenever i tried to meet someone and came close to doing it, she would look for an excuse to get out of whatever bar we were in saying she wanted to go somewhere else. She was just fucking awful and one of the few things in my life ive gotten rid of that i have zero regrets about.
This was so damn refreshing. I nominate Bill for the Cojones Lifetime achievement award.
@whatsursource
Жыл бұрын
I nominate him For the always bitching about Millenials even tho they're like 30 now lmao.
@tascrphs
Жыл бұрын
@@whatsursource Frankly, I think that says more about Millennials than Bill.... they need to grow a pair and realize life's not fair. As the great philosopher Forest Gump once said, $hit happens!
@mokiloke
Жыл бұрын
Bill, Ricky, and John Cleese, Chapelle, deserve induction into Cojones hall of fame.
@jonnym4670
Жыл бұрын
well like the guy or not but with the things he has said they totally snubbed Trump on these awards
@landor7610
Жыл бұрын
BIll need to grow some cajones... He's bashing people because they are smart enough to know men are not women.
Repeatedly watching Tropic Thunder got me through the absolute worst time of my life. I’m SO glad it exists. (63 yo female)
@squibbelsmcjohnson
9 ай бұрын
Best ever 😂
As a Brit I really love to watch Bill Maher, he hits all the right political notes in such a comedic manner ... it is the sort of comedy we used to get here in the UK before cancel culture started to pervade our lives and long may he carry on.
@ANGUSYOUNGISMYGOD
Жыл бұрын
This Canadian agrees with you.
@petejohnson8397
Жыл бұрын
I am sorry that our U.S. virus infected you. Most of us suffer too. Sorry.
@warlockofwordschannel7901
Жыл бұрын
*comedy obvs.
@rexnemovi6061
11 ай бұрын
Maher's "hitting all the right political notes" played its role in making what's happening now happen, so maybe the political notes he was hitting until about yesterday were not all that right ones.
@a2ndopynyn
10 ай бұрын
How is Jonathan Pie doing these days? I used to watch him a lot a few years ago, but haven't in a while. I remember he used to work a lot with what Maher is pointing out here: neither one openly calls it "leftist vs. liberal" but that's really what it is.
Can we all take a moment to appreciate Bill's gold Cojones pin?
@mikeg6666
Жыл бұрын
He's a fraud!
@marieb132
Жыл бұрын
Bill is always entertaining but in this episode his two guests were real duds.
@adelinadepiccoli1628
Жыл бұрын
i want that pin
@maunalapier4939
Жыл бұрын
Love your pin I’m going to make one and start wearing it PROUDLY💖💖💖💖 My Mom always said before my Dad died if she was left here she never ever wanted brass balls again even if they were GOLD plated!!!!!???!
@tbecker97204
Жыл бұрын
Yeah! The *gold glitter balls ribbon* .
Please continue the Cojones Awards. This is the type of reinforcement society needs to overcome cancel culture. By showing examples of others who stood up and didn't back down this is how others will rise.
@CanisLupusSteparium
Жыл бұрын
☝️
@macandless
Жыл бұрын
👆👆🤟
@TheRadioAteMyTV
Жыл бұрын
What courage, he only pointed out when the left went after the left. He had no regard for the right and made fun of them going into his story. This was just another case of you have gone too far because now you came after us. Booo hooo.
@joeberg3317
Жыл бұрын
Liked how it wasn't culture war bomb throwers too, just people politely but firmly saying 'no'
@cashbuyer4221
Жыл бұрын
This is true. For a few brief moments I forgot I was in the twilight zone we call reality these days!
THIS NEEDS TO BE A REAL THING! We need this so badly... please make this happen. I love the double ribbon.
@timothybrown760
Жыл бұрын
Hear, hear!!!😮😊
@Beerglass1980
Жыл бұрын
👍
@j10001
4 ай бұрын
Yes, I was cracking up at the ribbon, too!
This might be my favorite of all Bill Maher clips...and that's saying a lot because I am right leaning and love this man because he calls out both sides. I think he deserves the lifetime achievement Cajones award
Ricky Gervais for standing up at the Academy Awards that time and saying what many people watching at home were thinking.
@tomralph8540
Жыл бұрын
It wasn’t the Oscars. No way they let Ricky anywhere near that stage.
@PenaltyKillah
Жыл бұрын
Ricky was hosting another awards show that gave out golden balls
@03817
Жыл бұрын
Yeah,, it was golden globes not oscars but I don't think Bill would've mention Ricky because he doesn't want to insult his powerfully Hollywood friends. It's much easier finding a niche group and go after them.
@christopherhuff3123
Жыл бұрын
Gervais picks an award show for actors to complain about and insult actors. If you don't like watching actors get awards, why are you watching and "thinking" anything about them.? It's not for you, watch something else.
@tomassolucello3895
Жыл бұрын
@@03817The Cajones are golden globes too.
Bill deserves a Cojones Award
@soulfoodie1
Жыл бұрын
Facts!
@JohnnySmith-no2zc
Жыл бұрын
You are deluded. Gavin McInnes does.
@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3
Жыл бұрын
Repent to Jesus Christ “Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings.” 1 Peter 5:8-9 NIV H
@BlueSky-zq5ob
Жыл бұрын
He deserves more money💸💸🤑🤑 He is deep down inside a republican 🤢💸
@kmcarchive8288
Жыл бұрын
@@BlueSky-zq5ob Nope, he's what we who understand words call a genuine Liberal... Not a leftist.
Who would have thought that Bill Maher would morph into a modern day superhero. I am very happy to see it. Thank you Bill.
@goodbyecitylifehellocountr7533
8 ай бұрын
I feel the same way.
@CentristDad155
5 ай бұрын
He is speaking the truth. He has always done that the 25 years I have watched him.
Cojones Awards!!! Absolutely Brilliant Mr. Maher. Do This Every WEEK!!
I did not want this to end. I wanted to keep seeing more. This is a great segment. I hope you really do mail out those awards to their winners haha
@Bitchslapper316
Жыл бұрын
The problem is there isn't much more. Most big business and media bend to the woke mob.
@ChuckWortman
Жыл бұрын
I can see Ben Stiller now, graciously accepting his award!
@jamlane
Жыл бұрын
"Your cojones are in the mail."
@hollyroxy25
Жыл бұрын
Problem is they probably didn’t have to many people to choose from unfortunately. There’s not a lot of corporations or celebrities that have balls big enough to stand up to these morons
@dave210yt
Жыл бұрын
I would love to see an interview in the future with someone on Fox or CNN and see a "Cjones" on a mantel or in the background of a crowded shelf or desk.
The Gold Lapel Ribbon is priceless. Props to whoever tended to that detail! Great episode!!
@toriless
Жыл бұрын
Hmmm, that shape reminds me of something?
@weldabar
Жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice. Thanks for pointing it out.
@evah7270
Жыл бұрын
Agree 💯
@timmmahhhh
Жыл бұрын
I eventually noticed that too, love it.
@warrenmilford6848
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it was a nice touch, as was the fact that he also changed into a bow tie.
I've never cared for awards shows, but I'd definitely watch this one 😂
Finally, an award show worth watching and an award to be proud of. Looking forward to many more solid brass cojones being awarded, thanks Bill!!
@stephenthomas1492
Жыл бұрын
I don't know, there wasn't any female POC on that list! You know how the left LOVES their 'inclusion' and 'NOT equality' in EVERYTHING.
@DippyHippie
Жыл бұрын
Instead if griping about the other shows simply turn the channel,huh?
@snapicvs
Жыл бұрын
I would actually tune in to see the annual cajones awards.
His best point was made at the end: Stand up for your ideals. The shallow, superficial posers pretending to be angry will find something else to pose over in about a day anyway.
@Bat_Boy
Жыл бұрын
How long has Dave Chappell been riding on his old content? He’s been dialing it in for years now. Controversy ≠ comedy. I don’t care what comics make fun of…it just has to be funny. Or, did we “cancel” Kramers (Micheal Richards) stand up act?
@cCiIcCo
Жыл бұрын
@@Bat_Boy And Dave Chappelle is the funniest Comedian of all time. 😉
@GGoAwayy
Жыл бұрын
I think the problem for a lot of people is that complaints often only are valid when they come from intelligent people. A lot of what stupid people complain about is... stupid.
@farikalsayid5654
Жыл бұрын
@@GGoAwayy like Bat Boy and his comment up there…stupid.
@ak1200
Жыл бұрын
@ƚΞIϽıịıCIΞƚ Debatable....but I enjoy "killing them softly" era of his comedy must better than now.
I'm from Canada 🇨🇦🇨🇦 Ever since I met Mrs Sophia I'm now living big life she's the best
@himedft
Жыл бұрын
Mrs Sophia guidance or strategy, your profit rate is 98 percent guaranteed and the minimum risk percentage is just 2 percent which is a rare happening in a long while now. I have been benefiting from her services for a year and half now.
@abubakardaudyut
Жыл бұрын
Wow I' m just shock someone mentioned expert Sophia I thought I'm the only one trading with her
@abubakardaudyut
Жыл бұрын
She helped me recover what I lost trying to trade my self
@eugenemarsha
Жыл бұрын
@@abubakardaudyut Yes is obviously the best, I invested $3,000 and she made profit of $28,000 for me just in 15 days
Oh god he needs to do this at least once a year cause this is both informative and hilarious
Great idea. I would nominate the producer (which could technically include Tom Cruise) for the decision in Top Gun Maverick to include the original Taiwan patch on Maverick's bomber jacket on the final movie release (was left out for trailer). China adamantly wanted it removed otherwise it would not show the film in China, which would've lead to easily 300-400 mil in additional revenue for the production company, but on principle they took a stand and gave a big FU to China by leaving the patch on. A Cojonesy decision for sure.
@salvosalva
Жыл бұрын
At least you make more money if you choose to alter your film to adhere to China's strict regulations. What money do companies make when they agree to comply with the wokies' madness?
@bobbyf1741
Жыл бұрын
Actually they CGI'd it in after having removed it. The production buckled under financial pressure from Tencent. But when the company pulled their financing anyway the patches returned.
@ILoveGrilledCheese
Жыл бұрын
It was removed for Chinese viewers, you know that right?
@pdoylemi
Жыл бұрын
@@salvosalva Wokies aren't the problem - they are just annoying as hell. People who ban books and drag shows, and freak out because Bud Light was endorsed by a trans person, and write anti-trans legislation, and don't say gay bills, and punish companies that object, and ban the teaching of honest history in schools because it might hurt some snowflake's feelings are the problem. "Wokies" bitch and moan, and some choose to respond to that - it's called FREEDOM! Freedom for them to bitch, and freedom for companies to decide (right or wrong) that it will be better for business to listen to them. It is the anti-woke crowd trying to use the iron fist of the state to silence expression they don't like. They are the real threat - not blue haired keyboard warriors.
@jlev1028
Жыл бұрын
@@ILoveGrilledCheeseYeah, but China wanted to impose that censorship on the rest of the worldwide movie market.
Best award ever, this should be an actual thing😂
Colleges are meant to not just train you in a profession, but also prepare you for the adult and real world you will eventually have to deal with and if you truly want to have trigger warnings about classes that involve those subjects, then college probably isn't for you and to be frank that also includes being a functioning adult because life rarely give 'trigger warnings' if at all.😮
@afterthesmash
5 ай бұрын
If by "real" world you mean corporate HR departments who have drunk the IDE Kool Aid, then your argument should be that university prepares students perfectly for the real world.
@timothybrown760
5 ай бұрын
@@afterthesmash ?????!!!🤨🤨🤨
@TysonJensen
4 ай бұрын
I remember when "preparing you for the adult and real world you will eventually have to deal with" was done in High School. When and why did we agree to babysit 14-18 year-olds instead of teaching them anything?
This really, REALLY needs to be a one hour annual awards show.....
In a few years, Ricky Gervais should get a Lifetime Achievement award.
@michaels2520
11 ай бұрын
here here
@MrJimheeren
10 ай бұрын
@@michaels2520hear hear
Thank you Bill, for helping the world act more like mature adults
@TheRadioAteMyTV
Жыл бұрын
Is it really mature when you only complain after the mob turns on itself and comes after itself? He praised only lefties standing up to the lefties trying to eat their own, and his lead up was trashing the right when they said anything. That's mature?
@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3
Жыл бұрын
Repent to Jesus Christ “Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings.” 1 Peter 5:8-9 NIV H
@seanbrown9048
Жыл бұрын
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 No!
@senister14
Жыл бұрын
Yeah as long as Bill side is winning.
@JeffreyGoddin
Жыл бұрын
Mature adults hand out truck nuts as awards?
Bill Maher is one of the only public figures I agree with most of the time. Not right, not left, and he makes me laugh. I wish more people would take themselves less seriously.
Thank you, Bill . Finally, a sigh of relief! There are people fighting back!
The great thing about the Cojones Awards: If you don’t win one, you can just grow a pair!
@mireilledavidson9427
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Alan-fk2kt
Жыл бұрын
Yes I'm sure the creators of "Jose" beer are flaming libs.
@alanploetz7100
Жыл бұрын
Or you can go online and buy a set: bumper balls. Then you can just pretend. It helps to have a pickup truck to complete the outfit.
@seanchan4478
Жыл бұрын
And the award for most clever comment goes to..... this guy!
@tomogden2432
Жыл бұрын
You win the comments section!
Love the Cajones Awards, I hope we see more of these in the future.
@ge2623
Жыл бұрын
Actually it would be better if we didn't have to have it.
@GnomeChomsky9999
Жыл бұрын
Just as long as it doesn't evolve into the Stand Your Ground Awards...
@TheCharleseye
Жыл бұрын
@@GnomeChomsky9999 There's nothing wrong with standing your ground. One could argue it's the first principle on which this Country was founded.
@tascrphs
Жыл бұрын
@@ge2623 I think we have to - Some one needs to keep track of this lunacy. The mass firings by big tech is certainly in part because they grew a pair (cajones) and like Net Flix wanted employees to tone down the "public" hyper-sensitivity.
@AV-we6wo
Жыл бұрын
@@TheCharleseye No, one of the first principles of the founding period was killing all natives that tried to stand their ground. Finding some self-justification like 'stand your ground' for keeping it even if it's stolen land came afterwards.
I wish this segment went on for HOURS!!!
This should become the Weekly Cojones Awards. Absolutely spot on.
This message is to producers of REAL TIME and to Bill Maher himself… THANK YOU for doing this segment. I wish you would expand this and do it monthly or at least quarterly…for three reasons. 1. It’s very funny and has a good pace which will not get old. Quite the contrary; it will get more popular and more funny as it scales up as the audience knows the beats to expect (just like New Rules). 2. It’s the right thing to do. 3. This will pay huge dividends in ten years when this flood tide of cancellation has reversed and we all look back at the heroes that pushed back in the moment. If you go “all in” on this segment you will be indisputably atop the list of reformer heroes who had the balls to make cancellation efforts radically uncool. Thank you again for taking a very funny, very principled stand.
@TheJeremyKentBGross
Жыл бұрын
The only down side to this is that it should have started ten years ago. Plus it's not always dumb college students, from the start it was often some of their unhinged professors egging them on like that red head lady directing protestors to forcibly remove an Asian student journalist for simply taking pictures. Then there is governing bodies like the Canadian Human Rights Commission (or council?) and now Board of Psychology going after Jordan Peterson. This isn't all just over sensitive kids, and it never has been.
An awards show I could probably watch from beginning to end.
But seriously, this would be the greatest award show of all time.
At a university at which I once worked, I suggested if anyone decided to move here permanently, they should learn to speak English. I used the example that if I visited Germany, it would be nice if some Germans helped me understand what I was trying to say. BUT if I moved there to live, I should learn to speak German fluently. My supervisor suggested I needed to attend “sensitivity training” so as not to offend people living here who chose not to learn English & would be offended by that advice. 🙄
@djslip_irie
Жыл бұрын
My buddy lives in Costa Rica for over a decade. He even has a Costa Rican Spanish wife .. he hasn’t learned a lick of Spanish and he’s doing fine. Let ‘em do what they want. You can only do you.
Best award show ever. I would actually stay up for this one and watch it on TV
Great "New Rules". Killed it. Congratulations to everyone that won a Cojones award.
This is the best segment you've done in ages. Please keep it up!
Bravo! More awards...semi-annually, please. I cannot wait a year!
Hes been doing his best work lately. This is classic. Literally laughing out loud!!
@hijodelaisla275
Жыл бұрын
"literally"
Ah thank you Bill. The middle really needs a voice like yours more than ever before.
I love this! Rather than an annual event, can you do it every 2 or 3 months? We need more of this!
@mysticaltyger2009
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely!
@IanB85
Жыл бұрын
The quarterly cojones
@MsCoolGemini
Жыл бұрын
Yes as a reminder of doesn't let crybabies push them around
Love it Bill! you make me laugh and intellectually stimulated. At a time when we need sarcasm and irony; you never fail to produce.
I could watch this all day.... somebody needs to make a longer version of this type of show
This was and is so effing needed. Well done Bill and writers!
@stevenrobert8567
Жыл бұрын
SOrry, your generation is over, way over. Get used to it, gramps.
@whiteymcprivileged3144
Жыл бұрын
@@stevenrobert8567 Go eat a tide pod
@josephwiacek8123
Жыл бұрын
Are you referring to the generation that received a decent education and learned what letters to capitalize in a name or sentence?
@stevenrobert8567
Жыл бұрын
@@josephwiacek8123 Boomers didn't kill children, or 60 people at a whack. And we had no mass shooting every other day. And we would not put up with someone like Trump. We were civil, and had no road rage shootings. We would have never tolerated what you folks have come to believe is somehow normal.
@MrBreese13
Жыл бұрын
@@stevenrobert8567 sorry, but this nonsense is going away fast. Deal with it. Normal people are done with you crybabies. The ratio will tell you everything.
Please make the Cojones Awards regular thing! I loved every minute of it!
@munyumbamutwale2985
Жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree with you more
@jv-lk7bc
Жыл бұрын
its actually important to do so, for 3 reasons: 1) because its awesome and will continue to be hilarious as long as its made necessary. 2) don't leave just the first handful to bear whatever blowback could come from the spotlight you've shined, Bill. even it out! 3) we need more heroes. a lot more. so mint us some, won't you, Bill? ..and you must admit, the homework for it will be fun!
THANKS BILL. THIS IS THE PERFECT AWARD SHOW FOR THIS DAY AND AGE. I would suggest a weekly, or at least monthly update on possible nominees. Please help reinstate America's testicles.
Not usually a fan but this was exceptional. Only complaint. Please expand this and/or do weekly or monthly. It is so needed these days!! Nice Job Bill!
When I was in college, 20+ years ago, some guy in America History class had threw a tantrum when the professor talked about human sacrifices by the Aztecs. He yelled like a maniac and said there was no proof and it was a lie. The professor politely asked him to leave his class. That guy never came back to class. There was no BS back then; if you felt insulted then you’d s just drop out of that class. No professor would cater to your version of reality or cuddle you if you couldn’t handle the truth. 😅
@leroilapue15
Жыл бұрын
That is a perfect example of people who cannot deal with reality...ffs those temples have so many human bones around them they are like gravel under foot smh
@tuele4302
11 ай бұрын
Students who disrespect the class and the instructor should be immediately kicked out.
@robintst
10 ай бұрын
Sadly now the institutions themselves are trying to rewrite the history they teach, schools and colleges really are nothing but full-blown indoctrination camps these days.
@timestamp2525
8 ай бұрын
@@tuele4302this is also a Horrible approach especially in the scientific fields. It should rather depend on HOW said student expressed the disrespect. If not, they'd still be learning about humours and leeching in medical schools
@tuele4302
8 ай бұрын
@@timestamp2525 Yelling, interrupting the instructor, pathological antisocial attitudes, and blatant disrespect for the teacher/professor and fellow students are not signs of a person who cares about education. Such an individual should be expelled.
This was one of the best segments! God --I needed that laugh
If only there was an actual award like that, it would be so awesome I'd be teary eyed.
You have got to make this a thing PLEASE! FAF. And true AF.
Oh my God, you verbalized in about 10 minutes what I've been thinking for about 2 years thank you Bill
@sunflower-oo1ff
Жыл бұрын
Yes, same here ! Bill is simply brilliant!👍👏
This ought to be a WEEKLY segment! Thank you, Bill!
This was great! You Have to make this a regular spot. It is up there with "New Rules"
I don't watch the Oscars anymore, but I would gladly watch the Cojones Awards. Hopefully, this will be back next year!
I want to see this more than once a year.
This has to be one of Bill’s best episodes. The award winners he mentioned would be proud to display their cojones awards. You should ship them with your congratulations. 👍
@carriebilly6312
Жыл бұрын
You know that Bill will too!!
@birdiegirl1622
Жыл бұрын
As the Budweiser boycott is going on…adorable “ the left cancels people”
@EuroMIX2
Жыл бұрын
I think you mean "Cojonulations".
This must not be an annual thing... it needs to be at least quarterly, if not monthly. Bravo, Bill!
Brilliant! About time! Absolutely effing brilliant and one of his best routines ever!! 👏
The concept of the Cojones Awards is utterly clever! It's so funny how the brass cojones loosely swing from their attachment at the top of the stand. More of these awards presentations, Bill!
@johnnymartinjohansen
Жыл бұрын
Genitalia humor is what comedians commonly refers to as a "safe bet". It's a chep way to get people to laugh, and there is rarely any cleverness or depth to it. An award for having the balls to stand up against the woke madness is a great concept, but literal swinging brass balls is just childish.
@Robin-bk2lm
Жыл бұрын
Those are truck nuts. Nothing creative.
@The1DUIGuy
Жыл бұрын
@@Robin-bk2lm- Well, certainly a more creative and witty use for truck-nuts than hanging them off the back of a lifted truck to advertise to the world the driver’s inadequacies….
@jerushamaxwell281
Жыл бұрын
@@The1DUIGuy Yes, who could have believed that such an unnecessary novelty as truck-nuts, would ever sell? It was genius of Bill Maher to present them as a goofy prop.🤣
Bill Maher is the greatest. The Cojones Awards should be a regular segment. Thanks, Bill, for using humour to turn the world the right way up again.
I would love for this to be a regular segment.
Bravo Bill! You are always entertaining and enlightening, and your writers are excellent also! Keep ‘em coming, we’re watching from the middle
This is actually a very good idea, considering how much Americans like awards and how much attention they get.
@lennonacid
Жыл бұрын
It's also a good idea considering how much Americans are so obsessed with who actually has NUTS and who hasn't.
@Marijuanifornia
Жыл бұрын
A better idea would be to watch the 14-minute 1942 US Department of Agriculture video, *Hemp for Victory,* and learn how to grow "Marihuana" to fight against fascism and climate change.
@7XHARDER
Жыл бұрын
@@lennonacid butts n' nuts pretty much
@nomadproductions2812
Жыл бұрын
he has to switch the trophys for this be real lol
@adriantm8430
Жыл бұрын
There also needs to be the opposite award, for people who apologize for things they should have never apologized for.
lmao 😂 @3:03, both the ceremony and the award itself were already great, but...........the fact that they felt the need to not just make it a statues of balls, but actually have a hinge point to swing on........👌😄💯 BEAUTIFUL touch -so delightfully unnecessary yet hilarious, haha.
@missella7339
Жыл бұрын
hahaha, they swing! 😂😂
@paavampatti
Жыл бұрын
I also love how the ribbon on his jacket is in the shape of balls.
@Tom-dv6ei
Жыл бұрын
Fully agree. When I saw them swing I immediately wondered....I bet there was a brief discussion as to whether they should be stationary or swing. The extra comedic element won out :)
@pvlkmrv
Жыл бұрын
Whoever’s job it was to design that trophy definitely doesn’t have a bullshit job. Excellent work.
@edeledeledel5490
Жыл бұрын
They just gold painted some store-bought Truck-Nuts, that swing on purpose.
"That's not a rule; fuck you!" Love it.
@timothybrown760
Жыл бұрын
I say that to anyone even remotely trying to 'cancel' me for what I say they don't like hearing! Thier reaction when I do is so priceless!!!😅😅😅
One of the best Bill clips in a long time.
Bill just invented the ball shaped bow. OMG
haha, oh my god, that lapel pin had me spitting out coffee hahaha. The life time achievement Cojone goes to you Bill. Thank you for your service.
Absolutely loved this segment. Make it a recurrent one. 😂🎉
Finally an award show worth watching !
More Cojones Awards skits please. Actually, I guess first we'll need to find more individuals out there doing things that merit a Cojones Award. Here's hoping we get some.
@amberturdcoloringbook1733
Жыл бұрын
🥚🥚👍👍
@Sirwastealot
Жыл бұрын
At he rate of cancellations this year we'll have at least 1 billion attempted cancellations "my coffee is too bitter this is a hate crime!" So we should be able to get enough cajone recipients each year.
Having courage is always a virtue
This is the best award show in the history of television.
Hilarious! A must every year Bill!! ❤😂
When Bill is wrong, he is wrong - and that makes him human. But when he is right, he nails the landing like a professional. Nicely done, sir.
I am so pleased at Bill Maher for having the *COJONES* to make this award ceremony. I hope to see many more over the years (I'm assuming it's held annually) 🏆
@timothybrown760
Жыл бұрын
We can only hope my friend, we can only hope!🙂🙏
@joeburns4209
Жыл бұрын
I love it as well. I just wish Bill Maher only had the cojones a few years ago when he joked on his show and said "I'm a house ni**a", and had Michael Eric Dyson and Ice Cube on the show the following week to condemn him for having the audacity to say the word in any context. I think if that whole thing happened now, Bill would take a different approach to it.
@nkfd4688
Жыл бұрын
@@joeburns4209 the word can be said in the right context. That's why context exists -- to bring words/sentences/video clips/etc into a more balanced understanding
Great award show, great award winners and fantastic cut in clips of audience applauding frantically!
This segment needs to be done monthly!!! Loved it 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
@hijodelaisla275
Жыл бұрын
And let's hope there are enough competitors to have the award show monthly!
I love how the trophy is asymmetrical
I'd watch this award show above any other. ❤
Brilliant. Reminds me of senator Proxmire’s Golden Fleece awards. Keep it up.
Loved the Cajones Award show. I'd watch it monthly. Great work Bill. Keep 'em coming.
This was one of the best bits I have seen from Real Time! Very well done, I enjoyed it. Thank You.
@TheRadioAteMyTV
Жыл бұрын
Just remember in this best bit, he trashes the right for standing up and then praised the lefties who came after the lefties. He never once supported or mentioned the right doing it to get their award. So brave and stunning to be mad when they come after your crowd but pile on when it is the other side. Hardly heroic.
We need more guys like Bill Maher on the left.
You should do a "In Remembrance" reel of all of the people who lost their Cojones in the past year.
This is absolutely brilliant. There should also be a monthly reverse cohones award show.
@donhagen6318
Жыл бұрын
I agree. A Golden Slug award for spineless, two-faced, wimpy hypocrites. (McConnell and McCarthy immediately come to mind).
@tomogden2432
Жыл бұрын
The Eunuch Awards?
@udaychavan2783
Жыл бұрын
Tiny glass marbles attached to an eensie-weensie shrunken peensie?
@donhagen6318
Жыл бұрын
@@tomogden2432 That works! ✌
@andreasbyczkowski3435
Жыл бұрын
The Raisins? 😜
Let’s hope this time next year there are enough awards to take up Bill’s entire hour - AND the Overtime.
@tomogden2432
Жыл бұрын
Let's hope there are enough nominees to make the Cojones Awards a weekly segment.
I loved this! But it ended so quickly 😢 I want more!!!
This is one for some future "Best of..." series. Gracias.
"Your smartphone-driven gerbil mind" ROFL
THIS is an award show I might actually watch.
@TheRadioAteMyTV
Жыл бұрын
Just be ready to see the same thing as here, lefties protecting lefties, now from their own. Just like here, don't expect any praise for those on the right, after all his whole lead up was trashing the right for standing up.
@alanploetz7100
Жыл бұрын
Hosted by Dave Chappelle or Ricky Gervais. Bill's moving toward the middle, but he still has a hard time slinging arrows at leftist Hollywood.
I miss New Rules. This is the only show I miss 😢
Wow! For the next show, I'll get my popcorn ready. Wasn't anticipating this. Well done, Bill! Also, if you're already thinking of a lifetime achievement, Ricky Gervais should get the inagrual award.
The Cojones Awards needs to go mainstream. Great show